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Sure if you want
nerdy is AFK: AFK - 14 minutes ago
@vale prism You joined my lobby earlier, didn't you
hes a bit of a npc shall we say
idk...stayed beside u for like 10 mins lol

Check dms

give one to mee
guy i did not send feet pics
hawwwwwwwww then u send ur teenie weenie?
wtf no
@simple iron confirm this please
Stixz also lied about sending them yesterday
i have no idea what youre talking about
we should focus on jew sending me his feet pics and raccoon stroking his gentleman's area

The photos that gave me stage four eye cancer

doesen't ring a single bell
we should also talk about the one time jew said the hard r one time
We donāt talk about @unreal echoās his antics
I think we should
we have a lot of ground to cover
relating to that nerd
theres also the one time baguette made fun of mexicans
Yea but who doesnāt do that?
Lol
yeah this dude who mightve been mexican joined and got really mad at him

Hey thatās in my playlist 
Why am I not at all surprised?
Lol
Shawwdy hurt me so bad I started enjoying sunsets
well well well
Coz it's ZaZa, why else
Would anyone here like to play GTA 5 online with me, but restart all your progress and grind from rock bottom all the way to the top
Like a rags to riches (13+ DM me)
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Hey @willow umbra, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#ālfg-info
Lol
Ello chump
Can someone help me with purple joggers please it ll take only 5 mintof ur time
Minutes
man i would absolutely love to do so but im nearing my finals and will be very busy for the next 4 months
Does anyone have pg up and page down along with 9 and 3 in num pad....plz contact me
I do
Hey
How's it going
Tired, u?
Yeah I slept at like 11 pm lol
Damn haha, ait
That long?
At least it was a good nap 
Bro I sleep for like 7 hours max
yeah bruh my dog kept waking me up in the night
What the fuck is a kilometer
Same, but when I'm tired af, I sometimes double that 
10^3 meter
Ah ty
Part of the correct measurement system, which we call "Metric" 
Thats the only steriotypical american sentence I know 

I dunno why but 3 hours of sleep make me more active than 7 hours
the only reason imperial system was invented is to make everything sound bigger
especially mass
True
ikr
vs metric :3
Same
I use dyne in physics
Like, bruh
it is approximately the 1/24th of a white adult aged 32 and weighing 40 lbs and who is gay
approximately


getting where? the imperial measurement?
actually it wasnt even that much of a lie; i can comfortably handle upto 65 kg
which is my body weight
i dont need much bulk anyways since i mostly do field sports
No, with your lifting
Soon you can do 60, then 80ā¦
You train ever week?
i dont go to a gym
just workout at home or in the field
I donāt go gym either
pullups track sprints and stuff
Yet I can still lift a 90kg dude
oh lol
For my warmup 
Lift your moms shopping bags > weights at the gym
^^^^^ this guy knows
Lel
and you also get free blessings of momma
True that
which is better shit than steroids
@swift umbra But you're also like 8' tall so that helps
What da fuk
Yes I said 8 feet 
Nah
eat your mom's cooked meals and you wont need any protein shake
Nah he isn't lol dw
No, the 10 years of judo do 
True
ima go play DiRT 4
Aināt nobody able to lift those things
@swift umbra I once went to the supermarket with a pal, he bought 3 packs of 6-bottle colas
That was heavy AF 
That isn't heavy

It was because it was all in the same bag & I had to carry it with 1 arm
Oh well
At least we got home so
My mum decided to get 3 24 can ice tea trays
Thatās heavy
uh oh
Lool
Well it helps that you have long arms (probably)
Makes it worse
Oh 
Fr it does
I wouldn't know
I swear half the time I have to bring drinks in nobody opens the fucking door š
Today for warm up we had to carry a mat high above our head
Damn
Thatās so painful
I can imagine
Not at all heavy
But you had to keep your arms straight upwards
Oh.
Torture
And that hurtsš
Itās makes me a better fighter 
True dat 
You gotta fight through the pain to get stronger
Lmfao barely 75 entries for my giveaway now that it's level locked 
Obviously
car nerd please mute me for 8 hours
im getting distracted
Hey Guys
hi
HALLO
What
Sure
paradoxop was muted. | asked for it
How are you guys doing ?
LF1 Need help with casino / Big Con / 15% / Setups Done
Fine wbu
The best is seeing results tho
Ofc 
Hey @proven oyster, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#ālfg-info
Like last week I did my first ever one handed push up
ohh nice
did it hurt tho?
I never in a million years thought I could
No
I have my Physics Exam this Monday so I am so stressed rn.
Youāll make it
Just make a lot of exercises
Can you guys find old exams???
Lol that's what I am doing Rn Doing PYQs
You mean old exam paper ?
Make those
Yup thanks
Here if you make old government exams there is a good chance youāll get the same question on your exam
Since teachers use those
Yeah they repeat the same question over and over and overagain.
Lol yeah
True
Who would have thought the best advice you can get from discord rather than your own friends.
Cause Iām also in high school
And I have great teachers that show me all the tricks
Ohhh
Anyone want to help me with cayo 15% tequila
end of the year exams always be the same questions throughout the year nearly
I didnāt want to be mean
This is my last class after this I am going to college.(Indian Education System Max Class = 12)
Yup
I think someone muted you for more than that
I actually have some old tests from year 5 all the way up till now
He asked me for 8
School life coming to an end.
I think in year 7 I sold a few copies of my tests which I did well on
We by LAW arenāt allowed to do that
Dang
There is literally a law for that
Did you mute him for 8 hours?
Uhh
Yup
Wassup busters
5 years later if you miss school, you made it in life
gg make sure you open a ticket

Sup
Formula 1 race is going to happen
Ok jason
@jagged wraith finally finished that awful fucking battlepass
Took u long enough
You're on it rn?
I have fornite battlepass
Itās Saturdayā¦
Right
I don't have a life thanks..
im saying the reason it took me so long tho is that I have a jobā¦
You guyz have a holiday
Yes
Level 80 here I can tell
On Saturdays
No
Yeahā¦
Only Sunday
Two day weekend
For student
Sucks to suck
78*

I'm just fucking with u lol..
No need to take it personal retro
Ik lol

Any1 know how to change my platform I want lfg ps5 lobbyās
Thanks
Whatās up
The western powersurge is very well made
Looking out for a friend who can always play with me #needfriendsbro
Then find some 
I wish it was that easy
It is
I am a new player looking for a team for hiest and things anyone ???
wsg chat
Play with authority
Hi bro
Wow authority
Your I'd?
Hey @ocean holly @compact wigeon, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#ālfg-info

ask there next time boys

Ahh no worries
Accept
For Mods : Don't you guys get annoyed by people who are using general chat instead of Lfg.
Maybe I should get a life
i got multiple times muted and finally banned on one of my alts from GTAO server only for using general instead of lfg / wrong lfg chat
at a point i just made temporary emails and discord only to go there and troll the mods since I knew they were no lifer idiots
How tf do you get banned for using a lfg wrong 
Donāt, trust me
Having a job is fucking awful
#š£āannouncements I am a new player looking for a team for hiest and things anyone ???
DM or send friend request

Hey @compact wigeon, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#ālfg-info
I'm online 24/7 
well we have to keep the chat clean 
best feeling in the world
remind me later i have screenshots
Does anyone wanna do the criminal mastermind for the original heist with me just for fun?
Ps5 only
Probably a stupid question how do I join the car of the week event
Just post a car of that type when they have it set up to send pictures and thats it 
Correct me if I'm wrong but u can ask @swift umbra for more info on that
Ok thanks I just didnāt know
ā ļø
The competition is crazy
Ofc
normal
i fucking hate the rockstar launcher
Why 
literally not letting me play my game
can't launch gta
Error or some?
I get that
I just know java and python... but, they want a person who knows C++, Fortran, Perl and python
š
F

hi
ded chet
yas
hyd
good wbu
lol
im also simultaneously studying data science
@unreal echo i just won today
can i still join?
Gorilla
yes
there wont be any reroll if i win tho right?
No use, you already have Nitro standard
this is a basic one

i can give it to a friend lol
lol ofc
well i would be amazed if you actually won twice lol
If that's the case then well
Doubly lucky

lets see
fuck that
no one asked you to join
literal no one
and now this
blocked
oh look a blocked message
i wonder what's inside 
who*
wow 2 of them together
Can you guys stop arguing
fuck r u on abt
Me??
blocked messages lol
You have me blocked?
no dumbass
Be more clear man not my fault
the ?! guy
im not being funny i dont even know why ur being a cunt all i said was fuck that like u did bcz i find thay word funny i always do that then u js start charging having a paddy
Last time stop arguing or your both getting warned
im not a guy r u blind or what its clearly me in my pfp dumb shit
i am
Most sane tgg argument
@lavish musk give me your nitro
True
shouldve asked me earlier
Beggars = skip
i gave awya mine-
I have been here for three years
lmfao
And I have not won

lel
i dont get why youse start then block me its ac so funny
bro i promise if i win this time
ill give it to you@deft kindle
@deft kindle you gotta pray though
If either of you win, I'm requesting a re-roll thank you
i get why you wanna reroll mine
but why Marky's
my man's in suffering
Coz I dislike you both 
Hello
Hi

Up early eh?
I actually hate you 

lol

What about me
Itās 12pm š
Mixed feelings
Ight tell me
My brain aches to understand what is time..
Let's keep it at "chill" 
thanks
Because Iām rather busy or oversleeping
Enjoy ur gta
More of a oversleeping scenario eh?
thx lol, won't be an issue at all
Meh, sort of.
@deep hull I was joking, no hate to you 
We love u 3000³ā
Iām usually at school most of the time, Iām in class by this time. And all my teachers are strict about no phones. My 5th period teacher does let us listen to music while working though.

I see


The DM you just sent 
Right
But the reply was more brutal
My block list says 0 people & that'll never change
Ok ig.....
Hello
My relationships is 0 and it ll be 0
Sup
Same
Hi, how are you?
Iām doing alright, how about you?
Good to hear Iām doing well thanks
Hi, how are you?
Do u belong from jain community?
Thanks
Good
Thatās good š
Thanks
?
Good to hear
I thought mods don't welcome-busy people
Jain religion
Idk what that is
My bad
Your good
What is the best way to enjoy sunday
Idk exercise play soccer study
Any modders in here?
Nahh
Man, rly tired of grinding ngl
biggest fear of having a pet is its demise
i know coz i lost one few months back
dude was the sweetest cat
rip Sam
you were a good floofball
@unreal echo give this guy Assistant Admin
@raw warren
like ingame?
Lmao dutch
Nah he ain't no modder, it's not allowed here
I woke up in a new buggati!
aw man, aight
whenever someone says mute me for x hours, change hours to days 
Bro wht is ur username
in?
dear mod change back my name ples
We can change it but not to your original name
Should i go study for 1 hour or go play gta for 5 hours?
š
Gta
Alr thx
gta but play more hours
Study
change my name ples
ah yes just that
thank u mod ily
Visual is a new one, idk hima at all
ooo
I joined around 2 weeks ago
How did u got mods?
Join server?
Nah I joined nearly 3 years ago
But applied for staff around a month ago and got accepted 2 weeks ago
Ah that is possible
E
E

Is there a way I can restart the whole cayo perico heist? I fucked up the setups and the initial scope out
Have u beat it before
As a host not a member
Na
Wdym what did u do?
Yea u could scope out anytime u want
Oh fr? Preciate it
As many times as u want too
Yeah I havenāt done cayo in a long time
I fucked up the whole scope out
I usually do casino
My only compound entrance is main
What platform are u on
Xbox
Try to do the drainage tunnel dawg
It's easier
Running the casino with randos is something I donāt wanna do again
Chocolate ones?
U can w me
The people in here are good and trustworthy
glazed better
No cross platform unfortunately
Their on Xboxšš
Become a cop
so you have an excuse to eat donuts all day
Shit
Most def you guys are extremely helpful
Anyway thank you guys
i havenāt had a donut in months
It's easier
Oh 
Itās at the back of the compound
Yea
Take a boat and look around it should trigger it
@versed merlin
@lavish flame Fun fact: I did nothing today 
My Xbox is fuckedš
I never play Xbox :D
- I transferred my account to ps5
Ooo damn
How does account transferring work actually?
Via social club or some?
Yeah social club i think
Ahhh
Downside it removes it from the other and theirs no revert
@unreal echo C'mon, mute me, per request from myself 
Oh sorry I forgot about that rule
Jeez
Ok, can I have a 5 second mute then?
induubitably was muted. | No reason given.
And yet, it happened
Ayye
Well Dutch, that mute didn't do us justice

Now watch him mute you again for saying "sexy"

Right haha
i was too late to submit on cotw rip but #šāvehicle-flex
Ez downvote for advertising it

that's blasphemy
Say a number between 1 - 500

384
Got rejected from a scammer
(not me)
induubitably was muted. | Dm me to get unmuted
Excuse me I'm not zaza
hi zaza
induubitably was unmuted. | No reason given.
Good morning
big fan
Good morning
?av @brazen zenith
Not even the correct logo
Good evening
It looks nice tho I like it
Fair enough
@past marsh Say a number between 1 - 20
Who are u even talking about
What he do?
Is he here
U think he will get unbanned
k
Dam
No
Everyone readin this: join Dutch's server, so you get to see nothing special 
oh shit gotta run
Who is Ben
I don't wanna get in trouble by dutch fuck

what he got banned for
I see
why was bek banned
congrats on ch
@lavish flame I don't see anything in the events tab though, or do you mean the recent announcement
ah right
Knew u were gonna get it eventually
Ait, 1 year block it is
What u do lol
Just him being a typical teen, dw
Duub does this often

He seems very nice
So not worried abt it
He isn't, believe me
ayye
I won

@past marsh xoxo
You literally had 7000 messages once 
@past marsh are u nice
Damn member of the of the month
It seems so 
Canāt really assume that for my self. Have to ask someone else.
Bros caiden
Nah
Is limbean nice?
with determination
Just assume he's the most decent guy you'll get to talk about games....
@lavish musk Congrats you can open a ticket and I'll update the icon and color
Will do
Thatās good
Wait Zaza sounds familiar I think I meet him in a other server
There are a lot of Zaza's in my opinion
Honestly the ps5 is a good console. Still waiting for ps4 to stop getting support.
- he is nice when he is nice
True
ps5 is goated ngl best modern console for sure!
Cya
Do u got a ps5
Yeah, still troubleshooting it. So far itās working good, just the disc gets stuck sometimes. Doesnāt for GTA though.
unfortunately it has barely any exclusives
Thatās good wanna play gta if u want
you can take the disk drive of if you ever wanted to turn it digital
then add a new side plate
I donāt have ps+ yet sadly
Prefer physical over digital
btw u can get a 2 week trial for free if u want
Probably used it on my ps4. Iāll check it out though.
haptic feedback triggers are very nice
I thought my controller was broken at first 
I feel like the triggers is what makes the controller good
lmaooo i can see why iv personally never seen a controller with them so is quite new for consoles atleast
yh for sure
i prefer xbox layout ngl
not a huge fan of the playstaation lay out on controller
but i did have a ps4 for a while so i can get used to it again
Xbox has the best layout, ps5 has the best controller in general, Nintendo switch has unique controllers that no other console did before.
OMFG
switch controllers are just built awfully
why am i getting pinged here so many times š
Thatās the bad thing.
like there diffrent but god damn take on apart and there built like ass
i do like them tho being able to hold them both in each hands
Probable server announcements or QOTD announcements
im buying new joycons for my switch ones with grips
Check out #šroles
and joysticks that dont get stick drift
i only have
My first and only pro controller has drift stick. Was like that out the box.
2 roles
pretty trash cars ngl
GTA notifications, giveaway, and car of the week. A lot of those pings are rather notifications for GTA or giveaway.
Which was pinged a few mins back
its so anoying they do it to make money as they can use hall effect sticks that last so much longer and cost barely anything more
but still use worse sticks
same for xbox and ps
I find it funny how the oled switch didnāt even try to improve controllers.
yhh sadly but hopefully switch 2 makes everything better
might actually see hall effect sticks with any luck
sticks*
And itās almost a guarantee that weāre getting an announcement sometime this year
The two major games are coming out next year, and theyāre barely pumping out new games. Mainly just remakes.
Yeah
also mario kart 9
Imagine if switch 2 could handle GTA 6 or even GTA 4 at very most 
been 10 years since a new mario kart
Smash bros 6
i dont count 8 deluxe as new
i never got into smash bros but im sure i will eventually
I still find it funny how one of the best selling switch games is a Wii U port.
be cool to see older gtas like 4 and 5 on the switch 2 for sure
yep ahahaha
zelda breath of the wild also
was a wii u game
Yeah, even if GTA 5 has to be toned down to PS3 or PS4 graphics.
Tbh I consider it as a switch game
well its rumoured that the switch will be on the same level as a xbox one
Yeah, I heard about it being on the same level of a ps4 pro
Sup
Iām gonna touch you
thats fair most people do! but it was made for wii u im playing it on wii u and honestly feels great
yh be great to see 3d games play well
saints row the 3rd is on switch right now
pretty fun just a lil low in fps
I gotta be up on the message leaderboard
Yeah. And I hope thereās a feature to play 3ds or Wii U games
What happens if I call admins and mods a bum
would be nice honestly
Donāt really think much would happen. Unless youāre just strident up being disrespectful or toxic about it, then maybe some sort of punishment.
honestly im hoping they do somthing similar to the wii u
where you can use two screens
been playing some ds games lately on my u
and so nice being able to play it like a ds just on the wii u
@near patrol ur a bum
Also donāt ping them just to tell them that.
Cow wonāt let me post my toe video in here
no one wants to see your musty ass crusty ass toe
what

What about feet with hands as fingers
the_buster_scuggs was muted. | No reason given.

Promoted to mod
that was fast nice! congrats time to abuse some ban powers
What about feet with fingers as toes
you aint englishing
All jokes
Congrats @past marsh
Welcome our new official mods
Heading to McDonaldās right now

mickyd's
can i get mod? 
š
I honestly might go and grab some Wendyās
beconator?
Ok
I honestly might go and grab some kfc
I was gonna go to kfcs or subway but I decided on McDonald's
Honestly yes despite the fact Iām not a big fan of pork
Yup just gotta rate that video of my toe
And you can have admin in my server
Subways is good. Idk why it taste better than homemade subs and other sandwich shops. But New York corner store shops 
Yo guys im going to kfc you all decide what i get
This is pin material š
Donāt give me a big smoke menu
Idk about NY corner stores but England corner stores 
What is it like š
Kinda smellly
i be paying like 8 pounds for a big pack of takis at my corner shop
thats like 10 dollars
Congo bud
Tyty
POUNDS?!?!?! Oioioi chip on the Barbie tip tip
Takis isnāt even that good. But 10 dollars? Seriously. I could get a big box of them for around the same price.
@lavish musk sup
yhh aha because of import prices but i think there good ngl
we dont have chips that taste like that
shits sour at first then spicy
its littearly like hot cheetosš
My friend whoās completely immune to spice just says that itās sour
@past marsh can you mute him
Canāt do so
š
yhh it can get pretty sour which iv never eaten a chip thats sour aha we dont get that shit here
the spice is nice to tho
Ok wtf
@lavish musk employee, i mean member, of the month
Naughty
Lol
Congrats on MOTM
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?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
Thanks
Congrats to you too on proper moderator
Photo should of been cat girl smh
Thought you blocked me
I didn't lol
Or, well
I did but unblocked an hour later 
Lmao
I didn't realise
I think Iām good
So can I not tell limbean Iām gonna touch them now
You can't
š¦
-_-
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?ban
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no perms 
crazy
@mossy dagger and @surreal geode have gained 200 pounds guys
bro . . .
stay away
@past marsh sorry wrong lime
...
Fat asses?
you gained 400 when u got promoted fatass
Whoās lime
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Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
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ship_thrower. was muted. | Asked for it
Hey there friend Iām nice
We have
how much ppl get banned in a day š
25
Ait, that's that
W
Bruh 
So I did this, just for that scripted response yet again? 
crazy
Iām not a GTA NPC, trust me
so u wont mind if i test some opressor mk2 missles on u?
I always respawn
cuz nps gets scared
nvm ill remove spoilers 
in the cluckin bell farm raid is jimmy gonna get arrested for selling some of that sugar?
how do bro go to an arcade worker to dis like . . š
||I like you||
I mean he lives a couples blocks away from the local drug dealer so probably got into it
Or Lester probably fired him after the Diamond Heist
will the cluckin bell farm raid be on old gen consoles?
Yeah
hooray
It's most likely a contact mission
So yeah
Wonder what rockstar planned for this raid

Probably the scrapped Trevor dlc where he becomes a undercover cop
I mean Trevor was meant to be a FIB agent but probably just reperpossed
To
Was he?
@lavish musk
lmaooo
permission to use your photo?
Bro's the guy who writes letter to editor in 12th boards
Not that you even asked before making that but go ahead
omg




ahh cluckinbell emoji


