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I hope that wasn't the bottle
i said exactly what i mean
Ok it's fine
the game is having a stroke
this is some bs fr
Hello?
Alr
Unique because it's the only green I have

oh shit wait i fixed it
@rain oxide
Yeah
i just played story mode
gta right?
Ok
You became non asian?
@rain oxide get into bottle hunting
My favorite mission is the mission where you go to the big house place with Beverly
What's your favorite
Never played gta
But...
Ok
Isn't this a GTA server?
Can't be any better than mafia 2 de
Wow

I've only beaten the rdr2 story twice
My 3rd playthrough I'm going for the low honor go back for money ending
Not necessarily
?
Google says only 94 story missions
Yep, let's say each mission takes 20-30m each
Then
30 x 94
And not only that
You need to travel to each mission location
So, another prolly 8 hours
So (30 x 94) + 8
Google says it should take around 40 hours
Hm, very close
40-60

Only like 20 minutes
Let it sit for at least another hour and replace the water as it gets cold
After that it will be soapy hot water
Does cold water still do stuff, does it not do anything, or does it make the problem with and undoes what the hot water did?
Because before I go to bed I may put new water in and let it sit till I wake up
Hot water sanitizes better than cold water
Also it heats up anything stuck on the walls of the bottle
But it's ok if it gets cold?
Yes
Ok
snitch 
zaza thinks a lot of things
Bros probably 11 I don't blame zaza
Indeed
Morning
Evening
Hi there
So you are an Aussie?
Seriously the LF channels are so dead like for real
How
Oh
Lol why not
I have a really good loot
because it's bed time for americans
About 5 to 6 stacks of gold and pink diamond
Are there only Americans here?
Exactly
Old people
š“
@edgy mango hope you enjoyed those friendly messages 
same goes for you 
i need 3 more people to help me with the criminal mastermind challenge
Hey @versed goblet, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
dummy
chubby
ayo anyone need help with cayo? I can help ya just dm me
take a look at yourself sir
mb
CH vs gorilla master
Damn
Erm actually itās *your š¤
theres like no difference comparing it to a normal member silly
Go ahead
hey at least i could fit in his mouth, only your feet could pal 
Weird
Yes
@simple iron has been talking about you all day he misses you
Shut up
Weird
Ikr
Has anyone seen dub today
No I texted him he didn't respond
Same, he dropped the pfp and hasnāt said anything to anyone
I texted him like 13 hours ago
@lavish musk WE MISS you
Only the annoying ones 
I get 2 per zombies match.
Planning to get my 200 free cod points Tomorrow so I can buy the bp
Might have to hop on zombies, two a match is unreal
yeah just exfil at 2 mins left..
every 3-5 games u get 3 per a match.. I think

Oh
well hello
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: sleeping bother @lavish musk instead
Damn
Angel<3 is AFK: sleeping bother @lavish musk instead - a minute ago
Hello chat
Sup
dub
Hru
Since when
But nah, nothing was wrong, dw
since here
I figured dub was grinding like always
Well, I was knocked out for a while, that's all
you drinking or smth
no
Just slept terribly the day before so this time I went all out, shall we say
oh fair
Yep
@small needle ^
But on that note, I still have a cayo prepped
so I'mma do that rn 
guys whats the payout of the necklace on hard
$770,000
@small needle Revive this chat will ya

im about to start playing helldivers
Ahh I see
and im ripping music off soulseek

to listen in a glorious flac format
GTA

im back discord kept being silly
Typical Discord
Very good, yourself?
good
just having an average day nothing special
might considering joining the wheel of fortune
even tho it happens at like 2am lmao
Aren't you always awake at that time though 
See, no problem 
true but then my parents might tell me off
cuz like i have tutoring class at like 9am
Tell them they were young too at some point
they always yap about how much of a goody two shoes they were around my age
Just say like "Suuuure
"
forgetting the fact theyre indian
they hate when i speak back
Is that stereotypically Indian tho
I'm certain there are other parents who hate it too 
probably
sounds about right
Just wait until you 18
lmao
This shitty ass invite only but I gotta make a new game for story mode
oh well if anyone wants this
what is it?
oh, don't need that 
Bro why tf canāt I join invite only sessions
Attempting to join your friends? Or just in general
Oi imma touch ya fuckin pec
Nuh uh
Yuh huh
Iām getting invitations from them and I join them but it says "unable to connect game session"
Yea gta o is getting fucked
Internet aināt the thing itās good but itās terrible ass servers
Itās called "modded saves"
so I canāt join
Bro I donāt got modded saves
So the only solution is about my network even though it can play gta online on public perfectly
Modded? I got scammed for 24.99$ on Eldorado he still wonāt give me my money back
Man the chat is dead how do I reactivate it
Oh I know
Iām going to touch you @lavish flame
nUH uH
Nuh Uh
What another way to become an asshole
Touches*
child roleplay

My name is j****** ***** I live in ** and work at u haul of mo**** *L
Ha I doxed myself
šš»
Watch your fucking mouth
@lavish flame whereās the Tahiti moneh
You gave it to Micah didnāt you?! THE RAT violent coughing fit
Iām going to watch
Hey @burnt oak, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#ālfg-info
nerd
Mean
I used every method and I canāt join invite only sessions guess Iām gonna host my own š
Bro there was a welcome message it scared the fuck out of me š
glad my account aināt gone
Afternoon chat
What you been doing to make you get scared?
Afternoon
hru
Chill as usual. What about yourself?
Trying to fix this annoying ass bug for invites
Msg rockstar support?
good thanks
currently trying to reach level 60 lol
they will get a automatic bot and do no shit
and i might join for wheel of fortune
And what will rockstar support will do exactly? I tried method to method
I used network
I changed my saves
They canāt do anything I guess Iām gonna have to wait for a new update or some shit
Great now I canāt fix this shitty bug I give up
You too then, I assume?
Dang aight then
if I've finished my homework etc I will be there
just gotta make sure i dont pass out around that time
He passed outš
my
will make sure of that
Held out hope that the casino penthouse would give some sort of benefit but it is completely useless
Itās just a flex item
yep
Uh oh
At least the guy is smart he choosed Kosata with tunnel
Then I hope you guys have enough compound loot for a full squad 
no worries 2.1M in compound
Ait ait
Bruh he chose terrible ass loadout
Not good for quad
Team cayo's almost require Aggressor
Lol
I would pick the loadout with the military rifle to be honest
Right
I find Aggressor to be the best one
What the fuck is this shitty ass gun it canāt even kill juggernaut
Ikr
Had that happen one too many times
Bruh I got one sprayed
shoulda did disputation
If I join a heist and they have the military rifle loadout, I just coordinate with my teammates to crossfire the juggernaut
Theyāre noobs theyāre level 200 for fuck sake
for fuck sake they all left @lavish musk
Hey guys
Heās been retired for a while
Why did you ping me instead of him? lol
Smh 
Anyone got the charger police car I can buy ?
It might seem crazy what im about to say, but you supe up a vehicle
true
use crackshot
underrated loadiut
Aināt nobody using crackshot š
You a coke addict or something?
Lol
i do


Cats better šæ
Agree 
Real 

yes
can someone host cayo for me i need money really bad
You can ask in #š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
better than asking here
Just wait for a bit
Guys was it worth it changing big con to silent and sneaky for casino?
Id always do big con if you can, and silent and sneaky if big con is on cool-down
I picked silent and sneaky becuase of 100K Daily Cash
And more seconds to silent and sneaky hack
Also a valid reason
But generally speaking Iād do big con
Working with saws is funā¦
I mean I go faster inside the vault than going to the vault and having gruppe sechs
good job
Ofc it doesnāt stop bleeding
Does anyone fancy cyberbullying me for fun with no consequences? I lost a bet and now I have to let someone bully me. PM me if interested
uh no thanks
you look like a donkey
I mean it doesnāt hurt, itās just annoying
i see

whats the best solo mission for money
managed to get a little cut today when i was chopping onions
But hey on the bright side someone will have a chair with my blood and sweat literally in it
Tears donāt exist tho 
true
Nice 
How tf did you manage that?
uh yk how like when dealing with them it kinda gives a reaction to your eyes
I know
Donāt tell me you wiped your eyes and cut at the same time
basically while that reaction was happening i moved my thumb a bit too forward and that happened
but no blood
just a cut
Thank goodness
yeah lmao
I had to move a giant saw thing about, and it decided that it was even bigger in my hand so it sliced right into me
Hello 
were u doing like woodwork or smth
Itās not a big cut but itās pretty deep
I work in a furniture factory
oh nice
I remember 2nd day of school this year i accidentally walked into tech class and i wrote my signature before realising i was in the wrong class so i left the paper there with my signature on there šš
lmao

Whatās tech class?
dont leave InDuub hanging lol
like material tech
woodwork and other things
Idk why but since the new dlc came out I can't preform wheelie or burnout with my cars
I'm on ps4 if anyone knows why please help
cuz we do use programs like autodesk inventor for laser cutting and other things
but yeah
so that day i left the classroom with my paper just there and my friend saw my signature
luckily he didnt think much of it and gave it to the teacher
yo
I know my classmates wouldāve made whoever left that signature get detention
is there a help channel here for gta heists?
yes
where it at
Hey @exotic linden, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#ālfg-info
Here

Jesus š
Welcome to the Netherlandsā¦
If they can annoy someone they will
luckily where i am nobody like gives a fuck what you do in class, in fact getting in trouble is what helps you get friends these days
We have a wheel of fortune event today
Yup, the nice kids donāt get pals anymore
true
Explains why you got so many friends 
Rather why I donāt have so many friends
same
Im like one of the very few kids in my class that donāt have bad altercations with the law or are banned from stores
Lol same, I was always the quiet dude who never got in trouble
Same
Yup
Oh well
whats that?
Itās better to have a few good friends than a lot of bad ones
Absolutely
You can spin a wheel and get a prize
Also Niek, I'm outside rn 
Or get a punishment
Proof
In the park where I spent most of my childhood 
im like the loud one, i sometimes get told off for like talking but i dont get in much trouble as the popular ones

Can someone help me make some money on GTA online?
Use lfg
im always thought of as the school junkie or smth cuz i look high asf apparently
which is probably caused by the terrible sleep schedule
Im the quiet kid nobody bothers
I got a couple of pals that also study as hard as I do and I only talk to them
The popular kids do like to joke about me. But they donāt get close or anything since they know I could beat them all without trying 
beat them like physically or academically?
Physically
The only time I had to fight was in primary school cause some dude decided to attack me (he was sick in the head or something). It took me 10 punches to give him a 3 days lasting headache
Nobody ever tried to bother me again
Yes?
š you get suspended or smth after that?
I stopped when the teachers came in, so they knew I just defended myself until they came
ah fair
And they knew my judo background, and one of the key parts of judo training is that you only use it as self defence
ngl i feel like the kids who are new at a school can be a bit dumb, ik theyre like settling in but like some people are literally vaping or using phones in front of cameras is wild
first few weeks ive seen quite a lot of people in the year level leader's office
Vaping in general is stupid. They only do it in the hopes of not having to show who they really are, cowards
true
im currently having to write an essay on vaping for pe lmao
which goes over things like popcorn lung, vaping laws and other things
i mean with smoking you at least know what youre putting in your lungs
vapes are just filled with random chemicals
Yup
Amen
Hi
Why is that bad?
bc we don't have another
Why do you need one?
many reasons
Such as?
I mean a house has power sources so you donāt need one for light anymore
idk what to say
Donāt tell me itās for smokingā¦
I just lit one up lol
That's fucking tough, which you as a non smoker won't understand
I know it's hard, but the thought of getting cancer is enough to stop for me I'd say
Right
plus all my grandparents just stopped smoking and never touched it again
i cant send the main enterance to lester in the scope out mission what i need to do ?
Good on them 
I'm gonna attempt to quit again
Sometimes it bugs, or maybe you already have it scoped?
it might be
i almost just fell down a hill
no its the first time
can u help in dms pls ?
@lavish musk
?
Please put down the phone before falling down a hill
it's fine we made it down the hill
a traffic sign almost took me out
miminal damage to ankles
i almost fell in a canal
@swift umbra did you watch all hallows eve
Hello
I never played gta and I started online and idk wtf I'm doing I would appreciate some help and guidance
My advice
Is to NEVER grief
Ofcš
Ummmmmm....I actually basically don't know anything in the Game
I know a few
Consider me a vary new player
Any1 wanna help me merge need two ppl 1 with ramp buggy other with a car to start sprint dm me
Lol
i think my friend got lost in co op
that's rlly sad
nvm he's here
i have my pretzels
Yay
always carry C4
cant you just ask a stranger in a lobby to help?
Uh oh
about time
why is it thag whenever I open this server Iām always in the #šāwelcome channel
Mad annoying idk how to fix it
I have the same, no idea why
I've never played the game I need 101 tips
can we request the moderators to like remove our access from that channel or something š
I mean, reasonable
Why do us non staff have to see it
Hi people
Hi
Whatchu upto
Actually today at Simeons I took a new car it looks soooooo good fr
Which one
Enus Paragon R
I see
With a nice livery
Bro where is the stage chanell
I got it for about 660k
Events tab
What stage channel
2 tabs down from this one
Nuh uh
oh
InDuubitably can I send a photo in dms?
There only is the #šācar-of-the-week
And #šoutfit-of-the-week of the week for me
Go ahead
Alright
No option to show more channels?
guys how much gold does a person's bag need to be full in cayo
Can I send you screenshot
Sent
One and half
This is what I see
next time ask that in #šāgta-discussion
1.75 I believe
Can I send you a screenshot???
oh thanks
Go ahead
@wanton summit
Gold takes 66% of your bag so 1 and half
Go onto the server menu and click that
Between 1.5 and 1.75
it is 1 and half 
unless rockstar changed something
Yeah your name says it all š¤£š¤£
Can anyone help me? My mic doesn't work on fortnite and mw2 the symbol for the mic doesn't even show up I've tried a lot and it's kinda frustrating
Itās a big one

I have the unmute ready
Real
@crimson coral whats up bbg
autismo_92#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
LETS GO
autismo_92 was unmuted. | was allowed to pong tgg
Pong!
pong
?ping
W bro
Pong! 194ms
ping pong
?ping
Money
@raw warren cowwwwwwwwwwwwww
Man TGG BE LIKE
2023 This channel has no relation/endorsed with glitches
2024 20 GTA online glitches that work
Nice thanks
PING TGGG
@rancid valley
Tgg be confused
get those unmutes ready
ay
@rancid valley
@rancid valley ping tgg
@crimson coral ww
@rancid valley ONLY NETHER
ne.ther#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
@rancid valley
ne.ther was unmuted. | was allowed to ping tgg (I had to say ping otherwise april got mad)
@crimson coral
mrthemech#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
who is tgg?
LMAO
loool
lol
Too ez

low diff
my guy went for the second swoop
TGG IS A LOSER. i could beat his goofy ahh in a fight
Nah you're banned
Servers down for yall too?
anyone wanna play gta be pc dm me
šæ
can someone host cayo for me i need money really bad
Guys
YOOOO
Lets go
so he gone
Caught in 4k
peterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@worldly quail
Bro just got outed infront of the whole teamšš
something spicy subject
Ping him with the most deranged shit ever
tgg is gonna look at discord wondering what the fuck happened
...
Bros writing his will
bro typing an essay
bro is putting his college app
he using his one chance well
He is so real for this
i respect the hustle
for a big server i modded, we'd have to log every single owner ping
@crimson coral Wanna do some heist some day since I have no one to play with?
subject_og#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
subject_og was unmuted. | was allowed to ping tgg since april gave it to him
š
wow shit got emotional
After all its a one time use
Ni3k why do you have the unmute on lockš
i had my own fkn spreadsheet and shit
I have that message ready all the time
Worth trying.

write an essay
Dont think just type
Your getting sued by Nike
ask him for a million dollars
@crimson coral
write an essay
cold_play1278#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
hahahahahahaha*
PEETAH
oh lord
Bruuuhhh
worth it?
LMAO
?ping
not now
cold_play1278 was unmuted. | says he likes this more than a free 10 bucks for some godforsaken reason nobody understands
write an essay
Pong! 2803ms
there we go
Imagine dyno died
yes
: )
Was the āpongā mineā¦
@crimson coral
1tapp3r#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
Give tgg a love letter
yo!
oh fuck wait
Confess!
@crimson coral for once in your life get out of the console and play on pc.
chloe09329570325735#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
chloe09329570325735 was unmuted. | if only I got modstats for unmuting...
REAL
Is the mute permanent?
Fr
Try it and find out
no thanks!
which mute? Pinging tgg?
yeah
30min/1h
Ahh
First time => 30min mute + 1 point
Second, third,⦠=> 1h + 2 points
And youāll be banned if you have 8 points
Oh thanks for letting me know even tho I won't ping him
@boreal arrow you play sims?
yeah, itās not a good thing to do it
Ikr
Yup
My friend recommended it to me
Cool (same here)
Im kinda tired of shooting games
Nice
I started to play it last week so Iām still shit at it
Oh
I had it for years but never installed it I have it now and I am bored after playing it for every weekend
Now I have broke the chains (it's been months)
Itās kinda better than shooting games
so thatās why I like it
And keep playing it
No killing
But long term playtime it gets boring
yeah
Yeah, like every other game
point
There wasnāt any points in this
wiggity wiggity what up gang
@cunning void I can't speak it's like 4am š
What is Blud doing at 4am
@swift umbra congratulation on the promotion
thx
Sorry couldnāt come faster I just got punched from my mother
@crimson coral hey pal
stixz1#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
I swear man
i honestly expected a slur
Damn bro got muted
My computer just restarted
Mods, destroy his house for pinging a gay gorilla who clickbaits
šš
Thats crazy
April stalling is wild
LMAOO
@unreal echo where you gone man
rip the pc
This is not the gc
does tgg ever talk here
Your pc says its enough
@cunning void we all patiently waiting
@lavish flame he doesnāt he clickbaits
Itās rare
@edgy mango check dm
Thank you
@unreal echo you typing hella loudš
Can anyone help me? My mic doesn't work on fortnite and mw2 the symbol for the mic doesn't even show up I've tried a lot and it's kinda frustrating
we know
i only follow him for my gorilla braincell itching
omg?
Just say it
bad engagement?
You are going to witness history folks
@crimson coral hi tgg I just want you to know you look cute
visualfr#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
me?
lol
Pookie core
looks tempting
This guy is clearly high!
Wild
Bud
Nuh uh
Check logs for free mod stats 

i got home i'm rlly tired
thanks
Also yeah @unreal echo you was typing loudš§š»āš¦²
Typing the n word
I said this 1000000000000 times
real
Got a SS of him saying it in 4k
Can anyone help me? My mic doesn't work on fortnite and mw2 the symbol for the mic doesn't even show up I've tried a lot and it's kinda frustrating
Get a new mic
Don't know about fortnite ...check ur voice input
are you mute irl?
From settings
Pretty sure they wouldve done that, hopefully
do you have the drivers installed?
I'm on ps5
@unreal echo for all that is holy, don't give me that heart attack again 
I joined the vc when the event ended 
Next time 
@boreal basin do you think cavalries will ever make a return
did you go up on stage?
@surreal geode do you think cavalries will ever make a return
woohoo blacklisted
Hell nah
hm?
why not?
I just don't want to 
?
fair enough
Thx 
?
?

š¦
Bro 
Oh what for a week š
nice role
i'm rich
@last magnet imagine being a scammer
ready for my earned kick now
ik @clever valley
Must suck no?
@swift umbra Why don't you do it next time 
btw @swift umbra can i aska question
Sure
Also got a SS of jewelz saying the hard r š„
ight, 1) Dough and Co or 2)Three Wise Monkeys. Just choose one
What?
just choose one
Are those companies?
Wild
sorta
Scammer
I googled, the first one has pizza that looks good
Imma pick that
legendary thank you mate
is it really as good as people say it is
back in it's prime yes
how does it compare to og cod4:mw
True
im playing for the campaign
They finally caught me
campaign is good
different, very different
is it GOAT worthy campaign tho
@wanton hull congrats 
why?
yeah i'd say so
@lavish musk yo g
Wheel of fortune is done?
Can anyone help me? My mic doesn't work on fortnite and mw2 the symbol for the mic doesn't even show up I've tried a lot and it's kinda frustrating
So hard to find people on ps5 that have bogdan
Sup
Yep
i was remembering an old joke but forgot
Oh
Lol#
@lavish musk thanks for being a great sport bud, really appreciate it. I didnt win from you but i hope those who did win from you are grateful enough.
Ofc 
So hard to find people to help me
im back
damn bro where is your call center @
Hello back I'm stixz
R u ps5 ill help u
Leaking dms 
Right next to me
W @wanton hull
sheeesh bro
Dms pls
not to be racist but how do indians afford call centers for scamming but many still shit on the street

there you go