#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Alright

Hey
👋
Sup
Y’all guys doing alright?
yeah wbu?
ye
Thanks then
👍
Yeah, just got a haircut. Good to hear that you’re good.
Feeling fresh?
A buzzcut like your GTA character? 😜
what is a molotov made of?
@simple iron ur favorite discovery
Alcohol and cloth
A glass bottle, gasoline & a paper 
Nah, been growing out my hair since July of last year.
I see
Yessir 
Damn that’s a fucking commitment
🤝
hmm'
@past marsh get that low taper fade
Lol
My dad was forcing me to get buzzcuts for almost my entire life 😭
Since I have more freedom now, just growing out my hair.
Get a lawyer dude 
Why buzzcuts if you don’t mind me asking
I’ve always been forced at grade 2 but buzzes are a different breed
Tbh idk why. I didn’t really like buzzcuts just because I felt almost completely bald with one.
I can imagine so
Barber fucked my shit up bad during college and my dad just gave me a buzz cut when I got home
Felt like a fraud
A random barber fucked me up for all of February 2020. Had a funeral literal 2 days later so I needed a haircut, and guess what this barber did?
Tell me
Cut off all my hair 
Lmao
Gta 6
I was lucky the world went on lockdown a month later + had to spend more time out of school for another family thing.
Only 1 year to go 
Yeah
NIce 
waooo
dem
how tf are u higher than me
blud been talking non stop after being staff
Blud
mymobile dc should be 0
Pc:
nvm its 4 
how to check pc

I get emails about my screen time just because I still have a child Microsoft account.
LMAO
Damn I'm hype can't wait for trailer 2
I’m hoping for it rather be a gameplay trailer or a trailer focusing on Jason
Fr😭😭
I hope we get the trailer in summer
We most likely will just because of the summer events we get
💯
Imagine if El Rubio is the main villain😭😭😭😭😭
Good for us
Yeah
I honestly want that joker dude to get to voice the character
Same
Maybe it just a stage Characters for the trailer
Maybe
Yeah 
I feel like Michael, Niko, or Franklin should be a DLC for GTA 6 online
That will be great
I think that will only happened in gta Online 2
Yeah
tf is that
🦃
rating is shit
U took chloes pfp
someone is writing up a paragraph
Isn’t it,
An extra 50k for 1st time completing it?
Then a reduced sum every proceeding completion.
With like 150k for doing all 10 dax missions 1st time as well
how did it take that long to write it 
Rusty
Hey
But I'm back
Wb lol
guys my pool has these big pipes what are they? :p
3 fake ass pfps
Why did you go lol
It's personal
Sum like that
Oh well I hope your doing well :)
Ironic that you say that 
My pfp is lito my girl 😌
Stoopid
Well it ain't you so, fake 
Bet
Someone please lmk what that’s for
Was for logging in this week
Just for that
Changed🤷♂️
Ah alright
We've come a long way 
Number is wierd
okay then
Mhm
yeah ik haha, it's super random
Told u it wasnt fake
Oh like that
No, I meant that as in "if it ain't yourself, it's fake" 
Ohhh

well
Duub I had the controller Dc glitch right as I put the podium robbery vehicle in my salvage yard I’m so lucky it saved and I didn’t have to redo the robbery
Been a bit since I’ve first done the first dose & last dose missions, for the 1st time
So my memory is a smidge out of it
Phew
Literally it bugged before I put it in, I was in the direction of the garage so I was lucky to have enough speed that it crept in
Which shouldn't have happened at all if R* cared about their customers 
You're kidding right?
Well just with him but before that atleast like 3 times
bro's pool is in humane labs
If R* won't bother fixing it, just boycott by not playing at all
Like, a lot of players
See how fast they'll fix it once they realize they're not making profit
If it doesn’t get fixed I’ll probably just stop playing as a whole again but I wanna play gta so I hope there priorities get straight
Nah ofc they won't
Coz it makes it impossible to finish missions, so you'll reside to buying shark cards
Even if there focus is gta 6, this issue has been happening for way over a year now
That's their intention 
Possibly around 2 years
Knowing this community, they'll find loopholes to it
I vividly remember the first time it happened, I was on my hakouchu bike, outside a clothes store and I thought my controller had broke
Knowing Rockstar, they will only fix it once their shark card sales drop by 3%
Yup
Also I use a wired controller but it doesn’t matter because as soon as you unplug your wire or take your batteries out and power the controller on, it’ll say ‘you need a controller to play this game’ and every time you click it it’ll just pop back up
Or are you
Maybe
I’m still retired
They be lying
Anyways I’m going back to gta buh bye
Ihy!!!!!
I hate u
Yo
Yo

Dms please.
You're the dude
You should talk to me pal
I heard you had problems with me?
Care to explain?
I'm good.
Dm and we'll talk
Bet
Woah bbp getting personal😭😭
I wasnt even there when u said that
Nah i got it all in stocks
Usa inflation sucks
Stocks go down
S&p just dropping
FiveM
Does anyone need cheap vbucks?
Ya
Alright cool
what kind of services 😳
Bruv… is it what I think it is?
it might be illegal in some country
what do you think it is?
Don’t play dumb with me…
Winnie the pooh?
I'm deadass what are you thinking
Ur sick
Average chinese president
idk what you're thinking

Racism
Good

Spent 11M on some acid lab equipments and other things 🚬
Thank fuck
@wind trout you
The chinese being scared of Winnie the Pooh is super funny actually
our media always potrays him as winnie the pooh
always
ew
Ew
I only played it once okay
Check mod chat

cuz I wanted to see what it was
Brother it’s in the fucking title
This is quite literally a book you can judge but it’s cover
Leaking modchat= ban
Fucking dumbass
Should of never joined this fucking team again lmao
Hey I'll happily demote you 
should just demote every1 and not have new mods tbh
Abusive dad simulator?
😭
This

Wow i actually have fun with the dexluo
Next purchase is hunter F1
I love my deluxo wanna know why?
Bc it thinks its a submerine all the time
i probably like this more the oppressor mark 2
haha no it has reduced missiles what a surprise 😢
@lost schooner give me 5 bucks and ill be back
8 million to fuck u over am i right👏👏
B2b always work
Glitch talk ain’t allowed right?
Idk
I barley pay attention to the server
Me too
All i can say is b2b works but i dont do it anymore sense gta just got boring
Nope
any1 on old gen wanna play
Hey @terse sentinel, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
Looks ass
You be nice
How is 5 guys? I’ve never had it.
yummy
He really loves 5 guys
lol
@small needle hug or ban
where u been Baguette
Want a 1 second mute?
0 second?

BAN ME
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain!
Too much love drives a man insane
You broke my will
What a thrill
Goodness gracious, great balls of fire
Want a 1 second mute instead?
This is why you play taxi missions
Trial is higher than CH 
Ima be honest, I never played, a single taxi mission.
Abt what
Cya
I WILL
Shouldn't you rat yourself out too then
BANNNN ME
@wind trout let's go in vc for 30 seconds as a "welcome back" 
I'm at my granny's and she sleeping 😭
Oh
some other time then
He’s going to force you to moan again
Is the avenger worth it?
Well fuck you too
I’m crying
Sadge
Hi jew
hello
Hows u
Anyone swim away from Cayo after the updated? Two teams just died trying.
Aight watching some football with my grandfather
nice
Kinda tired tho
peter what are you doing
You ait?
all good
Okay 👍 be safe
just related to a movie too well
Oh haha
Imagine getting emotional over a movie
There’s one movie I cry every time I watch it

back? where
We can't have shit dog
Like bro how tf you steal the teachers wallet during a class activity
emotional? did you watch spongebob again
I told you youre too young for it
Gary come home
Will make anybody
Cry
Bro watched little man
I didn't cry
No soul
I watched the perks of being a wallflower
said it right above that message
with emma watson?
yea
It was to me
but only because it could relate to it
so if you don’t relate to it, it may not be your favorite lol
is it about being 300kgs? 
Is it about being 300kgs
Mute your self
Mute Limbean too while you're at it Jew 
Want a 5 second mute?
Gladly, I'll even take 5 minutes
How about 5 hours?
Potentially
Mute me for a year
Jew could probably do that
Mute me for a year
induubitably was muted. | Asked for it
I'm not gonna be active anymore so mute me for a year
?mute @rain oxide 365d
Please use a valid limit less then 14 days. ex 3m, 2h, 1d
STFUU
Well
Oh hi guys
hi
One hour mute is crazy
hi
Me and gang
What kinda weird ahh tiktoks do you watch 

which one is who
were u stung by a bee?
Which one am i
that’s bartolomew on the left

you in the back
I wanna know mine also
WE are way less innocent then that
the hamster?
Where is prince Jamal mini dwarf the 3rd
Am I the tall ass brown one
yea and youre cat on the right
you top left
I'm the hamster?
Alr bye chat.
Nah fuck that
could be worse ig, thanks 
too bad
N word bypass ?
nope
I'll be back in 2 years 
Mods bang him, also blow up his house
Very much yes
Oh I'm on that
that’s a ban
Bang him? Interesting solution

Interesting indeed
Nobody asked you *breaks ribs
same
🙂
"Unpopular opinion”
Bullied the mfs right when I got back 
im so proud of you ong
But I’m gonna have a kid that I only communicate to him with the word winstreak
Hi
You won't have to ask me anything anymore 
Winstreak
TIT
fuck
TIT
WHOOPS
wut
@unreal echo do you miss greentop as ur american buddy in staff? 
Shitstreak
(. Y .)
👍🫠

how do you even know how to type that so fast
BoObIEs!
ye
Don’t underestimate my powers
"Unpopular opinion, chinese kids should edit my streams for 0.0014 cents/ day
oh that’s not
Ingame ofc
Yes
guys who here thought oppenheimer was mid? 🙋
@unreal echo are you a Jew
most american accent ive ever heard
Crazy ahh grandpa
wild
I’ll be the judge of that BEHOLD 🇩🇪
its jew on the hunt for kittens again 
@cunning void speak
imagine they sound the same
Nah that shit was DEEP
pause
play
Ingame
No irl ong

FAX
On @lost schooner
@cunning void 1 and a half more months
also american ahh accent
Well I am American
TIL you get a job
yo what
we need british admins
imagine they make an announcement "its chewsday innit, ssssssmashing day for a pint, oh and also a giveaway so enter lads"
That’s child labor
LMFAO
I did it under my parents name
Dutch admin when
shit would be golden
DID SOMEONE SAY BRITISH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
prolly never ☠️ unless we get some new dutch staff
wtf is a kilometer
Sounds like an L to me
Make me admin
yk I would but im no admin so tough luck man, gotta ask rock
Unpopular opinion but child labor should be legal
what tf 
That's part of the metric system, which is the only correct measurement system in the world 
Yes
Yes
Duub defend the Europeans
At least we don't pay thousands upon thousands for a hospital visit 
rip
Schoolshootings dont measure geography knowledge
Fuck that gorilla bot freedom hating ass
let’s
not getting to school shooting tf😭
He has experience
yall weird as hell
Where in the world would the country myanmar be located?
EUROPE 🦅 🦅 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🚙 🚙 IF WERE AT WAR ITS A WORLD WAR 🦅 🦅 🇪🇺 🇪🇺
Stay away from our eagle Europe
anyone want free nitro? still got one "in stock" 
Give me
Yes
who cares about the rest of the world ong 🦅 when us europeans fight it surely must be a world war
Ait, you were first 
Fair enough
Bro actually sent the link
Told ya 
W I guess
Ik, but was feeling mean so did 5 seconds
Mute me for 12 days
No
But I'm not gonna be active anymore 
5 minutes, take it or leave it

wasnt discord purchased and led by a chinese company recently?
What have the Chinese not bought in this day & era 
me
The entire world

You’re not cool for eating 3 Big Mac’s per day
They will soon coz China has a lot of billionaires & since you're cheap, middle class Chinese citizens want to learn your strategy 
Just wait 
Discord is not publicly traded yet but some chinese companies have invested in it
ah
cow what if you become the new ceo

While Discord is blocked in China 
you will technically be owner in every discord server
I'll give myself a pay raise
should let me work as a mod of discord itself
the bans would turn into account deletes
I see what you did there
don't tell Xi Jingping tho 🤫
Discord needs to stop false banning accounts
Had a few friends who had their entire discord account banned for something they didn’t do or something discord wouldn’t elaborate on
same way Swiss F1 team signs a sponsor banned in switzerland
Well, you couldn't make this stuff up even if you tried
There's so much stuff like that
Like, stuff that sounds like bs but is true
@raw warren I'll tell you an example
Saudi Arabia imports sand from Australia
that's understandable
saudi's sand cant be used for construction
Yeah, but as a Western dude, I couldn't believe it 
isee
yh that was me 
No it wasn’t

hi
@lavish musk hi
Hey
Perfect timing, just sold my Acid Lab 
👋
That looks extremely like Michael
You think? 
The back, the hair color and the shirt
Right
ait
yup
wsg chatt
I have to agree
Thank you

anyone wanna join me on cayo? u can have any cut idc
ask that in lfg channels
idc

LOL
Chat is this real
ik yk just stay shut
thats why i dont like dming people
fking nerd
cant keep mouth shut
no my discord name
ooh, makes sense
You’ll remain tango for us
And im thinking i can chat in here... about random stuff...
You will have better chances there
And i am just keeping my mouth shut
3 of us switched discord profiles completely
and now the whole server will be trolled 
Even horse pinged wrong guy xDdd
yay
he will NEVER know
we can stay this way for a year and he still wont know
im pretty sure he'd dm nik thinking its me
and wont look at past dms
Lol should do prolly its funny
same for beef, he doesnt know
Well i thought id play along
just keep doing so
Ok
Here
inactive sadgely
You mean savagery?
Hello capit
Did every senior mod quit staff here?
Ni3k
Greentop
And you
I wasn't senior mod
Oddly enough
Was mod for a year
Never got it
Not even staff of the month
Especially when I worked my ass off
Kinda why I gave up eventually
Oh
Hello
Limbean is AFK: Heading to the airport or at the airport. My battery is currently at 50%, trying to conserve as much as possible. - a few seconds ago
?afk Heading to the airport or at the airport or on the plane whenever you’re reading this. My battery is currently at 50%, trying to conserve as much as possible. Will be back at around 1-2am EST.
@past marsh I set your AFK: Heading to the airport or at the airport or on the plane whenever you’re reading this. My battery is currently at 50%, trying to conserve as much as possible. Will be back at around 1-2am EST.
Ok
Limbean is AFK: Heading to the airport or at the airport or on the plane whenever you’re reading this. My battery is currently at 50%, trying to conserve as much as possible. Will be back at around 1-2am EST. - a few seconds ago
Most trial mod afk ever
Still lspd? It should be VCPD
Gta6 coming in 2 yrs
Ni3k is back
As a trial tho
Idk about others why they left personal problems
Really? Greentop said he got fired
I mean next mod and soon enough sr mod again
Prolly
I'm not really aware
When? That must be long ago
Ye
Like 2022?
Around 1 and a half year ago
Woh
I don't remember
Then i didn't see you as an admin in here
Since i have been here since around may
I spent 98% of my time here in lester
Now it got removed xD
Hopefully it comes back soon enough
Hope so too
Also hope it isnt reset for everyone
Although i can get rank one for lvl lb then
It most probably will be
Well then i can grind again
Nice speaking to you
You too mate
: )
I should sleep now it's late
Same
+1
Why so little
will complete 3 dpps now then sleep
Holy shit I just did an Mc sell mission with 19 seconds to spare what the fuck

Never again palms are very sweaty
Postal Vans?
Also, why would you sell Biker Businesses when acid is double money 
'ellos
Yeah, Postal vans are painful
Bane of my fucking existence
They make me want to rage quit for a day 
How could you of possibly guessed haha
Hmmmm 
We've all been there
But man made me wanna jump off a bridge
Mr 11,000 hours
shush
🤣
I had 4 minutes for three very seperated deliveries I was thinking of giving up but I’m glad I didn’t
Worst part is that it was cocaine
You made it so whatever 
I’d love to play right now but the wifi outage in my area says fuck you
Damn
ouch
I hate anything MC club delivery related
I’ve played like 9 hours today
Get back to conserving your battery 
Ima eat you
I had Greggs today lol
oh
yeah i know because you are a fatty
I gotta get the house work done before I can log in
Forgot I got a personal charging pack
lol
Ah well I’m glad 
multi colourd dildo
wow
I sometimes regret sending gifs for others

?afk breathing 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: breathing 
Duub youve played enough I have a question
Ask away
Fuck off spamming nerd
Rip
He got muted?
In the nightclub where you can sell goods, do them good account for your Mc businesses so if you had full coke you would have full coke in nightclub or are they separate
Yeah, by automod.
They're separate
lol
@nova frigate You just need to have each respective business "active" (which means you don't have to do anything with it really)
Oh I was thinking otherwise because the only Mc businesses I have goods in are the ones I have goods in, in my nightclub so idk I’m curious
Ohh okay
yep
Makes sense now
Of course 
Thanks
?
Ignore what I just said…
ait then
It just sounded let’s say a tad dirty
ok then
Hey @drifting merlin, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414
Hi hi hi hi hi hi
No no no no no.
Ok

Dub guess what
Ehm tell me
Guess what
You're pregnant?
Chicken butt
Duub, I have another nightclub question xd
Damn.
What is it?
Ok imma take a nap I’ll be back guys @crimson coral
greentop_#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
Lmfaooo
Back on the Sell good section I know what all of the goods are but hoe do I gain weapons or make that section active
It says you have no weapons to sell
You have the bunker set up?

Also how is your bunker so valuable, only a quarter way was 200k or is that quite normal (I don’t use the bunker at all)
That's the acid lab rn lo
But the bunker is also good, just not solo friendly unless you use the 1 vehicle method
Bro whattt that looked like the bunker
Haha
I see the acid lab now xdd
U can lmao
It ain’t let me
Call Mutt, and buy supplies for 60K

Haha
Man I got off gta for like a month and forgot everything
Loser 

Also only recently found out that the arcade can manage literally like all of my worth businesses lmaoo
good to know eh?
Very haha
I also found out today that gta isn’t boring solo when you can grind with music
Roughly 10 hours in invite only and still got so much more to do lmao
Welcome to my daily routine 
Quite enjoyable

Totally 
@nova frigate How about this
Obtain the monkey role
you'll get a reward
Poor console guys tho
They'd have to deal with the pc shithole 
How do I get that role xd
Be friends with tgg, that's all
Ah so simple
Shouldn't be too hard, right? 
Definitely not lmao

Hmm so say I did what would the reward be…
A free bj 
Thought you meant something else…

lmao
@nova frigate It was worth a try 
He doesn’t know what he’s missing out on
Annoying fans for one
Agreeable

What else would he miss out on tho
You ;)
do I seem so special
Very special 
Elaborate 
I think I know but not sure
I’m sure
Prolly has to do with "You don't leave your house, so you have that in common with TGG"

You most definitely won’t be the only one
Ofc not 
I can't be the only one who's allergic to the sun and nature
Oh no for sure you aren’t
These fooligan jobs are taking toooo long
Ik lol
You look like a fool
Meh

The one where you need to fly a slow ass plane
And helicopter after your ass

Land somewhere and rocket launch tf out of the helis.. continue peacefully
You puny earthling 👽🙏 dont ever let my radar detect your heat signature on my homeworld or i will have to anally probe you 🔥💯🛸‼️
What if I want that?
shall stretch thy gluteus Maximus skin flaps scallywag😭🙏🏾🙏🏾 you for the best shall not ever get caught in my talki section👾
The one where you go to the merrywether hq and they have aimbot
Only 4 hours until my birthday
Easier than flying a slow plane
tgg should come in gorillachat🙏
That’s not gonna happen 
Trust me it wasn’t
it wont happen for months probably
Just dies a few times
I died more than a few times
Still surprised me tho, they got anti air
Scared the shit out of me when I got shot down
That’s what I didn’t like
I have everything plus money 
I need more el Rubio
Real
And risk my ass selling acid lab in public for extra 300k
Eh I wouldn’t
Upto you i guess
That’s god given
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