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why tf does paracetamol taste absolutely rank
That avenger mission gets me 
It should give a billion bro
why tf you tasting it
750K for duo, 1.75M for trio & 3.75M for a squad
Nah that shits hard
bc it's a pain killer u swallow it
The avenger one in itself should give you that much
I thought it was gonna be hard but my squad is good 
I did the doomsday heist like 1 or 2 years ago
I'm not even making those numbers up 
Just swallow don't taste
Sup
hi
I did it 2 weeks ago
well the flavour of it was in my mouth bc i couldn't get water and it tastes grim
i hate paracetamol
The avenger prep gives me ptsd when I see the interior of the hanger
Tablets almost always taste bitter
Hru?
The agent 14 missions also gave me ptsd
Iām doing good, hbu?
Glad to hear that, Good as well
once i had paracetamol covered in sugar but i can't fidn them again
What the fu-
I did the ulp missions like a week or 2 ago and the last mission was such a ptsd mission
it's probs for the best i had 16 of them
Are you addicted?
The clifford bots right?
no they just tasted nice
Yea
Mfs make me scared always
Did it back during July 2023. I was new to the game, and I only had the starter weapons. Took me a good while to do, especially since it was thunder storming irl when I was doing it.
Bro Fr
Thats called an addiction
Please tell me you were scared af
@viscid haven check my profile
it's paracetamol i don't think it's an addiction
And tell me if you notice anything
If not Iāll tell you

It is
Bro when me and my half brother did it we werenāt that experienced and idk how he had the money to but the thing when we used only the count cash thing to make us money
ohhh shiii nice!! knew you would get it 
Thank you man š
i only have like 6 at once
Bro is cows kitten
@past marsh Can we get this person some help
Sucks that the last mission didnāt pay much
what i get bad cramps
Uhh whatās going on?
Is it atleast prescribed?
Average paracetemol addiction xd
im heavily addicted to this game
no
Make me food
Played the vita version yet?
I mean overall the doomsday heist payed 5 million Ik pretty sure with the 750k act 1, 1.5 million act 2 and like 3.5 million act 4

Act 3
Omg minecraft!!! (Im severely autistic)
Stop it
yhh its real outed i got to end of summer on vita and then bought it on pc so i had latest updates aha
get some help
its so good
I am playing Max Payne rn 
The main character is addicted to pain killers
image those words int he gif
same brother same
it's not a problem
"I can stop whenever I want" Ahhh sentence
@past marsh 
overdose him
I think MC is that one game where it's better on legacy console vs terraria and s something valley.
i'm not sat shaking whenever i don't have it
I love grammberling money in gta because itās so easy to make money from it
for sure! you should play stardew its actually great id start on vita and you might want ot buy it for pc
it goes so deep
Well, exactly that - time to head out coz ZaZa is being rude again 
@past marsh be my voice please

Seek therapy
How could you 
i'm too poor for therapy
I didnāt do nothing fr
how da fuk you affording paracetemol then
it's liek 2.50Ā£
@past marsh Pull up the deleted messages logs
Zaza thinks he can get away with being a douche

luv you

it's not some hard core drug any 16yr old can go down to any shop and buy paracetamol
id rather buy a balloon and squish
Always the same with you

What did he do?
oh wait no i've just thought it through in my head
I was joking 
?afk taking a break
@past marsh I set your AFK: taking a break
Guys do you think tgg would make a custom group thing with the name of āBatmanā for me?
He called me "indumbbuttly" or some like that 
Limbean is AFK: taking a break - a few seconds ago
If you are desperate enough. Yes
Cap
Never said that
Shut it liar
i can see the small issue in taking 6 paracetamol at once
yeah no
oops
it's not bad for me
those paracetamols need a restraining order against you
Well, since you seem to still enjoy bullying me, imma 
it won't do anything other than make me a little bit dizzy it's fine
i'm dizzy anyways i have an iron deficiency
Fine Iāll stop bullying you

Imma dip my mk II into some water
Liar 
Eat iron then
Upside down mkii can't hurt you, it isnt real
Fuck it we ball (eat uranium and be silly)
I love uranium
Ur livers gonna hurt the next day

Vape some mercury while you're at it smh
Nah
Why do u need 6 at once
Top 5 delicious things ever
Ur livers are gonna be missing the next day
Crying
smh smoke some tungsten while you are at it

š®āšØ
I detect an alt 
Snort crushed up metal from a nuclear power plant that has had 10 years of contact with the radioactive liquid
I really donāt care yāall been saying that since I joined
Go smoke ur zaza
I bought a vehicle warehouse and a cargobob because I thought I was easy money but I really donāt like it
Itās boring
I mean itās fast cash but boring
oh well
i'll try and find one girly
do it
i'll just scran some dirt it'll be alr
But why six š«
bc 7 made me be almost sick in a history class
can't be doing that
Are you suicidal or trying to get high off it š

It is a funky game to be fair
it's a fun game
i get to play a fun game and get rid of cramps so it's a win win
i'd do shots but i'm too poor to be an alcoholic
yeah i get to have a little fun and not be in full body pain
U gotta switch to fuckin
I pray rockstar puts Micheal in a dlc before they stop updating gta online and they could have the 3 guys all come together for the last dlc
Thereās this strong ass one
i know for a fact that's not happening
Thereās a chance
steven ogg refuses to come back to play trevor
I used to throw up on mine bc of cramps but it saved my life
i hsve stronger but i csnt take them bc their locked up
Being a woman is crazy
i got abit too silly and now there just for the grown ups
I get you
Happens to the best of us š
just got abit too silly
The voicesš±š±š±
Frrr
i need to shut up i told my mum i'd just been sick and now i'm laughing
Just curious so when I go under my status in GTA it says character creation 0000/00/00 can I still migrate it in 30 days?
omg yay
no i was very much asleep today
need to get the daily cuppa in
All day every day
my sister makes tea so weird
Microwave?
she puts hot water in and then auger and then the tea bad
bag
and then loads of milk
it's genuinely traumatising
Dirty fucks
Iām sick.
Even sicker
throwing up violently
The poor queen must be rolling in her grave
But heāll probably survive cuz heās the king innit
Omg his fingers are so scary
wait no isn't the next king the pedo one
Fish fingers
or is that the next next king
No heās the puedo one
i thought it was andrew who's the nonce
yeah andrew the nonce
yeah i think
i sae him whilst we was watching a video on depression
he came and sat w this guy who was like depressed and was like ah yes that must of been so hard
And Im back
Like he knows
Yo
Iād never be depressed if I was rich ask
he was like oh sometimes i take my contacts out while i'm speaking to the whole country so i don't have to look at them all
š
Thatās really refreshing
oh no it hasn't stopped i'm still doing it just while talking abt the royal family
Popping is boring anyway
i can't get my music to go at the right volume
i forgot the word volume then
i was fully abt to say word temperature
Temperature pressure and volume
The wave length
The perfect way to demonstrate a system
anyways i can't get my volume to be just right
What are u listening with
earbuds
Thy amplitude is sundered, dear heavens!
Ew who wants to hear the outside world
i'm on look out for my mum so i can pretend to be some sort of sickly victorian child when she comes in
Everyone has such cool names here
dear heavens indeed
hello
hi
my back rlly hurts
thanks
Youāre very much welcome
do i risk it and have another paracetamol or do i just wait
i'll sort my pillow out first
Once ur past like 5 they donāt do much anymore
yeah that's fair
@velvet forum wait
they just make u feel sick after 7
uh
Aw
bro what on earth are spotify ads
the just eat ad i just got was evil
skip the ads by closing the app and reopening it
ez
u eat ads @velvet forum
no the just eat ad
Or get preminum
like the delivery app
Itās like 5 bucks
omgomgomggogmgmfmfmfsncjdoskdovkj the song i'm listening to
@velvet forum @wanton hull
yes
oh fml
Is billy martin a trooper?
i don't know
@wanton hull is billy martin a trooper
i took my hoodie off but now i'm too cold
Then put it back on?
you sound like fun at parties
idk
Iām not being serious doctor man
But I am very much so
I didnāt even see that
why would you let ppl know your changing
Iāll call you ray
thats fucked up
i was just changing my top?
Tabi is a dude who claims to be a gal
nope
wtf
tabi is a gal
Theyāll never believe you
yeah
ikr
@wanton hull so you know that viral video of officers pit maneuvering the wrong car
But it's the right car and it's misinformation
i might just give in and accept according to discord i'm a man
I'm going to make a copy of that video but give the correct information
We can turn
Under the next full moon
Iāll run outside
frfr
Itās horrid being a woman anyways
Their video says "these cops accidentally pit maneuver the wrong suspect."
Should my video say these cops, these police officers, or if found out these troopers
maybe like a 3/10
im thinking the next time u should go outside when the eclipse happens
0 stars on yelp
And Uber eats
they're rlly scary
Very
Creepy as shit
Horses arenāt scary, Iāve been around them all my life
they could literally kill me so no thanks
They look mental
They like massive dogs
Okay massive dogs with attitude problems
if i die by horse and i'm gna reincarnate and redo the job myself tbh
that's not how i'm going
what do you mean by that
And ur not scared of that..
massive dogs are also scary
No way
Nope! I respect them and they respect me
how
the bigger the dog usually the friendlier they are
I agree
yeah but it's makes me queasy when there like the same size as me
Small dogs piss me right off
no one fucks with big dogs
Itās the jack Russellās
my nana owns an absolutely massive dog and it genuinely scares me
Iāve only had one issue with a horse. When I was 13 or 14 I took the feed bucket away from a friends horse and it damn near bit the lower have of my right ear off, but that was my own damn fault
Sums wrong with them too
ā¦.
Iād be traumatised
Sickening really
Nah it was a lesson learned
when i was a kid my cheek got mauled by our dog at the time and i never got traumatized
I was chased by one when I was like 6, kinda traumatized from that one
bc for some reason it thinks it's not massive so it tries to jump on me like it won't immediately snap me in half
i can tell u rn, my next door neighbour has this big yapper which barks for no reason
Yāall got too much scary experiences
omg once my hamster bit me
Iāve never been chased thank fuck
Hahahah humans are animals too, weāre great apes. We are no different than a horse or a dog
who has blue heelers
This is why Iāve got a kitty cat
It was a fucking chiwawa
a lot of hamsters have bitten me but like this one properly bit me and stayed on for a while
Omg they run forever
bro i just can not get comfy i'm gonna cry
ik
Yeah but when ur 6 thatās like massive by comparison š
hamsters when they actually die of natural causes
Hamsters are cool in the wild
only one of mine did and i had 4
I canāt get along with dogs now
Get a cat
I currently own two horses. A full bred Bay and a quarter horse
@atomic rapids u wouldnt like my next door neighbours dog
100% recomendó
Arenāt they like thousands
did you know you can literally scare a hamster to death
Yeah I like cats
I do like those Norwegian horses
The bay was 6500 dollars and the quarter was 7500
one of them was fat asf and had a heart attack or something, the second one defo gave its self a concussion, i went to my dads for a month and no one remember to feed the poor thing so it died or that's what we think and then the forth was like 3 years old when it died
And the ones w the furry boots
Damn
How do u afford
Theyāre called Clydesdales
Theyāre kinda cute
i rlly cant get comfy i might cry
Looking
And I got them when I was young and a welder so I was getting paid good money
y @velvet forum
Put rice in a sock mate
And microwave it
Put it under ur back
Omg welders make so fucking much
It looks cool as shit too
its rlly warm and my hairs too long for this
I like underwater welding
im so close to shaving it all off
Yeah I did, until I got a work accident and now walk with a cane, Iām 25 and have a bum leg I canāt stand on. Canāt weld anymore so Iām a 3D artist
i basically did once
i've had it all sorts of colours
Did they comp you well at least
one day
You could breed horses
Yeah they did, and I left on good terms
Make lots of dough
Oh hey ketchup
Heya
Thatās a thought for sure
Nice to see you again
Nice to see you too
What do u make in 3D
my hairs bugging me bc it's on my back but i can't put on my jumper bc it's boiling
Trailer renders for businesses
Thatās amazing
Like business video trailers
just get a hair tie or something
i hsve my hair is rlly long
It donāt pay jackshit, I barely make enough to get by
Digital videography kinda
Yeah
Did you do half one color and half another color yet?
dam
Art hardly does for the hours it takes
no not yet
Itās very under appreciated
i hsve done it doesn't just disappear
I rather be welding, thatās what I enjoyed.
God I hope so
That works for you
i'm gonna go bald šš
show us
that would be funny
can't be dealing w this
But what happened with my leg is I was arc welding a steel beam, and I wasnāt told that it had already been cut through, so the when I finished welding my end of the beam, and the crane let it got, thinking the other end had been welded too, it came swinging at my leg and broke it several different places, itās now bum
@velvet forum you
i'm losing the plot ššš«¶š«¶
Constant pain and shit now?
Cramps, aches, and pains
Yeah my friend gets the same shit
true
my dad always said he got shot in the leg while he was in the army but then apparently he was never in the army
thar was fun to find out
lmao
I told the doctor when I was getting the permanent brace put on to keep it constantly straight, āIād rather you just cut the bitch off.ā And she told me no it wouldnāt do me any good. Bitch my leg doesnāt fucking work, just cut it off! Ugh.
And yeah I still ride my horses, I just gotta keep my right leg (the bum one) in the stirrup.
You know they donāt let you keep them if they cut it off!!!
If it were me Iād want my limb for safe keeping
at least if you got it amputated you could get a prosthetic
Give it a funeral
EXACTLY! Something I could actually move
you could potentially get like a bionic leg
Prosthetics are so expensive
once in yr8 i gave my favourite pair of scissors a funeral bc some random guy threw them and they broke
I need a smoke
What did I just walk into
me too
Not in the state I live in, Medicaid here pays for them
I was gonna call it the British word but I might get in trouble if I do that
Had to reword myself
oh yes
Thatās amazing
cigarette
it's fine i'm one of them u have my full permission
Yeah thatās why I wanted to get the damn thing cut off, it doesnāt work, and with a prosthetic I could actually move my fucking āLegā but no they wouldnāt cut it off
it's a blacklisted word anyway
What does that mean
It would j delete
yes
Oh shit thatās good
could be warned for it if the mods feel like it
it's rlly hard to find a good pair of left handed scissors and they were so good
Well itās good I caught myself
I would suggest not saying it to avoid punishment 
But yeah Iām 25 walk with a cane, and have a terrible attitude. My friends nicknamed me Moody after Mad-Eye Moody from Harry Potter
Calm your tits
see
Iām not some crazy homophobe mr moderator Iām just British š
that's worse tbh
Right
omg speaking of gays
Itās a real shame
she got me the normal ones , the chocolate bar and then the easter egg
fr
Itās one of my favourites
Anyway Iām heading to bed, yāall have a good one
Goodnight
later gator
Goodnight horse man
i started using it for jokes but now it's apart of my language
lol
No literally
i started saying "i tell you what" ironically until it turned unironically
So stinking cute
or "let me tell you somethin"
From that meme?
like wdym i can call people chicken just bc
Or POPPET
you have to be a little more specific
poppet goes crazy
or fucking chickadee
That let me tell you something meme
For realll
where did it originate from?
How lush
Fuck knows mate
help my sister giant stitch teddy fell off of her bed and landed on my desk
all my stuff
it knocked off my hair curler
you're of no help
That was really mean
omg yk what hurts my soul
look it up and send it to me
In a bungee suit*
I donāt think I can send links here
Iāll dm it after my smoke
a little bit ago i was talking abt arctic monkeys and nobody knew what i was on abt
genuinely hurt me
I wanna listen to Alex g and look at the stars
i wasn't the same afterwards
No Radiohead
i love alex g
Thatās crazy
leangan
genuinely damaged my soul
frrr
I stopped watching the show after his throat got cut, what happened to him after all of this?
Noot noot
alr im gonna go sleep probably
well he survived the throat slicing and was kept prisoner in alexandria until he earned his freedom and essentially joined the group as a regular
Isnāt it like 03:00 or something
Bonne noit
Awesome
maggie and negan go to manhattan in a spinoff which is actually good
night everyoneeee
negan does some badass shit
At least he had a character development
Night
nighty night don't let the bed bugs bite
he has arguably the best episode in the series in season 10
it's a flashback episode to him and his wife at the start of the outbreak and it's just amazing
lucille
And she had cancer, right?
yeah
TWD
she croaked not too long after the power went out
Yeah
I never watched it
I want too but itās too long
And I keep seeing clips of some crazy girl who kills her twin or something
and you know whats great about that episode? JDM's wife played negans wife in the show
Her sister
Whoās JDM?
so not only where their charaters married, they were also married
jeffery dean morgan who plays negan
Oh thatās awesome
yeah i thought that was really cool
Wrong channel, go to #š®āfood-flex 
negan was a gym coach in the comics and the show
IDC!!!!
Hi
Sup
That looks so good
And he was lazy before all of this?
Iām hungry
Hi Ketty
I might be wrong
yes
Iāve been here!!
Iāve seen
he was an epic gamer who spend money on leather jackets instead of credit card debt
But for real though, that looks good
Thank you!
I like medium rare
my man
Do you think he was pure evil or just broken? (Before he got prisoned)
Seared on a pan finished in the oven
I ate someone with a cerebrus
just broken
which allows for such a good dynamic
Yeah
after that prisonment he becomes a valuable member, while not trusted by many
understandably
Whatās his relationship with Meganās kid? Does he find out about what happened?
in dead city, he slices the throat of some guy and sprays his blood all over the other people below them and it's just so cool to see his inner badass come out
it's not touched on much in the show but it was alright
i don't think the kid knows
So he still has his pre-character development in him
yeah but it was used in a way where he was kind of backed into a corner and it just slipped out
Makes sense, played any of the walking dead games?
long long time ago
i don't know
Go on yt
i remember playing the telltale games
those were the shit
Donāt know
there's a new show coming out where rick and michonne will reunite
I just started season 1 on my ps vita. Just finished episode 3, took like 2-3 hours to complete just because so much happened in that episode.
rick left in season 9 because of behind the scenes stuff but he's back now
Yeah, I remember that.
Itās when the whisper people came to the show is when I stopped watching
kind of excited for it if the show keeps up with the good quality like dead city and daryl dixon
definitely a lot better than i had expected tbh
Crazy to me how Daryl was meant to be an unimportant side character at first, but now heās a fan favorite.
for real
i forget what role norman auditioned for but they liked his performance so much they just made him into a show exclusive character
What happened to Morgan? I know he went to FTWD. But I donāt watch FTWD.
i don't either
Yeah
morgan is such a cool character they kind of squandered the opportunity imo
Are the zombies in twd fast or slow
I donāt like the shows w the fast ones
Wwz terrified me
mostly slow but they're introducing variants that can climb walls and stuff
i don't remember if they have many sprinting zombies
i mean that's specific to season 11 in the main show, the final season
Season 1 and 2 TWD were good
I need a bunker or something
variants don't show up until 11 and in dead city + daryl dixon
It would be fun to smash their head in
seasons 1-6 were great
murder beard rick is goated
Nah you'll be fine
I canāt fight
As long as you know how to survive in the wild
And know how to use a gun
What if they scratch you
Kind of wish there was more episodes of that one spin off series where it shows other random characters and their story.
zombies like those in the walking dead would not even survive long in the real world
What if you go loony
we will most likely survive a zombie apocalypse
Fr. The National Guard will probably smoke them
Welp... too bad
Just talk to yourself
Iād bring my friends
Keep a pic of your fam
And some drinks
easily
Have fun in case youāre gonna die
literally just wear like padded clothes
Now if we're talking Dying Light...
Thatās true
Except with the hunters
If weāre talking slow zombies Iām cooking them
Like no special zombies
Just runners and tanks
If weāre talking wwz type
Iād j shoot myself
Wwz?
Easy
WHAT
Just inject yourself cancer
And have another thing to cure it
Book
Boom*
have you seen world war z š
Yes
Itās too late for that
world war z is a shit movie
And the best weapon is to be terminally ill
Theyāre springing up climbing walls and feasting
the book is so much better
Damn
Mhm, the movie got inspired from the book
Might read it
I like books
Then the game got inspired from the movie
Most movies have a book/comic for inspiration
I just never finish them
the movie has little to do with the novel
Same for TV series (some of the times)
pretty much the only similarity is the name
No more EA Star war games
Death Troopers the book
Zombies
I bought 1984
And itās just sitting there collecting dust
I know and it sucks. Battlefront II was like a Star Wars Battlefield game
Tbh they always do that
unfortunately
It's just slowly dying
And cuz EA is EA... we can't hope for them to make another Star Wars game
I watched star wars for the first time a couple months ago
But does it count if I fell asleep
So what ya think?
Honestly I think it should of focused more on story
I liked the credits
What about an open world sw game?
Thereās so many to watch
Like Starfield kind of shit
Star field but Star Wars?
Lego Star Wars is sick tho
Yeah
Basically
I remember playing it on the Wii
But for PS5
I played it onnn
I think ds
And yk pretty much a better Starfield game
the skywalker saga is so damn tedious once you finish the stories
Starfield is coming to Ps5 I think. Or at least has a very high chance of coming to Ps5.
you need like 1200 kyber bricks to get 100%
Nah, they were entertaining for me
I have it too for the DS.
All the ds Lego games were banging
Nope... it's an exclusive to Xbox and PC
You havenāt heard the news?
Remember Microsoft bought Bethesda so there goes Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, Doom...
What news?
If they ain't from IGN I don't trust them
Microsoft is releasing their exclusives as third party games now
According to the stuff I heard
I highly doubt Microsoft does that
Dude they're stingy and greedy asf
Agreed
Nintendo too
Can we ban this ketty guy
Why do you hate me
They are pretty much trying their absolute hardest to monopolize the gaming industry
I think you beefed me the last time I was here
Why? What did he do?
I donāt like you
She
modern triple a gaming is just credit card simulator
Nintendo would hunt you down for even mentioning their game without permission. Xbox is less strict. You guys could search it up, multiple Reddit post, videos, and articles about the Xbox thing rn.
Facts, Rockstar games wants to own you, EA doesn't give a f about their community and wanna own you
Activision is just a money eater
FUCK
And Microsoft is all of that
I crafted that perfectly
bungie charging 300 dollars for content which a lot of isn't even in the game
Xbox is still extortionate as shit
Hi green
Hi Za
Iāve never understood paying for online
Whoās fucking idea was that
Paying to use my own wifi
Bro the last thing I heard from Bungie was like years ago with Destiny 2
Same for ps+
I think itās 70 or 80 dollars per year now
70 dollars now for video games
Smh
Nope, it's still 60 bucks for basic ps+
Do you guys have valentines this year
I know the game will be from 70 to 120 bucks
So happy that steam always have some sort of sale going on too
Yes and no
I'm balling with it. I'm getting that shit no matter what
bungie took out over half of the game back when beyond light came out and to this day haven't came out with as much content as they took out
That's my city bro
Elaborate
You
Me
Sorry
60 dollars is still a lot for the most basic level.

Iām going on a date with my ex gf
Are you now
Cuz why not
Sounds like a monetary skill issue pilot
Is that a good idea?!
Not now
Do I have someone? Yes. Should I ask them? Nah, a-train army is better.
On valentines
well if we all never hear from ketty ever again we know why
Ok but like do it
Yeah why not it was good terms
Bro I got 2 dates
My car
We still talk..
Well as long as itās good terms!
Man idk tbf
That sounds fun
Online dating is 20x dumber imo.
Instead of looking for girls you should look for the money
Some oil and water for the tree
Unless you guys live at maximum a hour apart
Dating is fine it j depends what ur in it for
A girl will eventually snap one day and leave you
But a dollar will always be a dollar
Not really
And guess what, when you got money, you get girls
As long as ur j two people who wanna spend some life together
Account for inflation
Itās fun
Then theyāre not the right girl to be with
Wait
i mean it really depends on what you want in the relationship and who she is as a person
What
Thatās the nicest thing anyoneās ever said to me
I want a dollar
Trust me bro... if you were a homeless junkie NO girl would even get close to you
Hello
Where Is it
No matter how pure she is
Where?
That's just how life works
Made out 1.8mil
were not like that
Iām glad I could show you some kindness ā¤ļø
Not in real life
Diamond heist OP
where's the fucking dollar @lavish flame
It all depends on age
In your fucking banking account mate
I mean yeah sure, you need some sort of living status. But a girl shouldnāt love you just purely because youāre rich.
I don't have a bank account
no girl would but a woman might
If ur like 28 ofc people are gonna look at finances to factor in
Why would anyone date someone w no means to support themselves at like 35
But listen if you are below a girl's level. They'll walk right past you. That's just how it is bro
That doesnāt make you a gold digger
Plus in this economy now on days, both people in a dedicated relationship should be able to both support each other finically.
No girl who drives a 100k Mercedes will try to date a 20k Corolla driver
I should take a blinker
