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Can playing gta get me into harvard
my brother is an idiot istg
Bro is asking me if our parents anniversary is today or tomorrow 
give him the wrong date
Nah
I told the idiot its their 25th year today and he goes 'is it today or tmrw?'
I SAID TODAY IS THE 25TH YEAR BRO
Damn who died
No oneš

Real
Anyways
Got them a cake? :)
He's gone to Birmingham and I told him to get one on the way back
You getting anything or did you already get them something?
Her birthday is also coming up
What can I get?
A brooch?
Could work
:D
Hmmm. Jewelry of some sort
I'll try finding one that she might like
Sup, welcome back.
Nuh uh
le come 
If youāre struggling what I did was offered to repair my mums wedding band when it started to get damaged.
ok off to interview at subway
GL
Ace it
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206660466156380190/1206678745025355847/2024-02-13_05-10-09.mp4 audio for the start of gta vi trailer 2 enjoy
That's a good idea
I'm gonna order matching jewelry for them both since they don't have anything that needs repairing
Good luck
Get your mom a cat
they patched the method to get the old discord mobile layout
Sounds great
Im already used to this piece of crap
the only good thing to come out of it is midnight on iphone
Found something that they might like
Wanna share 
i hate that they delegated dms to a whole new tab fucking up everyones muscle memory
endgame was really the endgame
we had no idea
you are also dw
Marvel fell off.
Simple and perfect for them
Stop yapping
Cooked to hard on end game and burnt out after that
but is it not today 
At least I remembered
leave the server 

Her birthday is coming up though
2 in 1
If i do im too lazy to join back tho
why did you not apply for staff
majjt the fatso
I did

Didnt u see my app
no
It was too good so I deleted it
quite literally
Youāre the only mod that didnāt check apps.
phase 4 was bearable
@near patrol doesnt wanna see me win
True
meanwhile phase 5 tho
phase 4 was ruined by the shows tbh
fr
loki is goated
Love and thunder was crap
lmao thor love and thunder I went to cinemas to watch it
disappointment
Man trynna pull me down, but we upš£ļøšāā
i think the worst movie ive ever seen past endgame was eternals
Same, watched it with my family. Was just the theater was non stop laughing throughout the entire thing. Really hate how Thor became an unserious character.
i about fucking left the theater and if i wasn't with my homie i would've
they were all bad 
remember this piece of shit
How about avatar 2?
This is for you
I have a meme about that, have to find it.
i resent endgame for making thor into a fucking pussy
they had a fucking she hulk twerking in episode 3
"Dont sexualise women"
Tbh, he was one of the contributors to why half of the population disappeared
i watched the wolverine and deadpool teaser and it was actually fire
Wait How did lester bag georgina
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
Iām old enough to watch Deadpool now, so will be watching it in theaters.
i mean so was tony but tony actually tried to move on with his life
even if tony wasn't powerful enough
Tony put on a fight at least
"she hulk" episode 3 at the end
They would have won if star-lord wasnāt being a man baby.
dang imma watch she hulk rn
unrelated to this though
She hulk is a series?
She Hulk exists?
Oh you havent seen her being cringe yet?
jesus christ racoon
Trust me you need to
i would've enjoyed seeing thor try to get out there and start dating after endgame
I would be happy if you watch porn instead of she hulk twerking
Nah
Everyone needs to watch she hulk twerking and loose a couple of cells
nvm I watched like 2 minutes and serries sucks
she hulk looks mad weird
The CGI was terrible
yes
Hey
Is it that bad
I didnt watch she hulk twerking
I disliked the way the series portrays characters, its like you can see its played by people but it the cgi is so bad it makes you think its just edited in
they made hulk a bitch
Then I need to watch it
lol
nice copy
and paste
Lmao
?
if you like clear as day feminist stuff go for it
Who would have thought that
Iām a feminist
so yes
have a frog everyone
||jk||
A frog?!
you had me worried there for a sec
Lmao
was boutta mute you but then I saw it was frog


the only cool thing that happens is that daredevil is in it
still waiting for daredevil born again
that shit is gonna be awesome
i heard they're bringing back some of the people who worked on the original netflix series
What is a feminist

shang chi would've been good had the lady who play katy wasn't in it
she infuriated me
Young sheldon is peak
fr
@lost schooner, when will you make your own server 
I have my own server but it died 

sad
I can join it if u want
Itās dead but sure
Most modders are actual low levels
But they rely on more for RP and money.
Which trailer
Can't find the meme but it went like this
Hear me out
Diamonds, Diamond casino heist. 3 people, We are making good time
Animations when he has to skip his son's birthday to animate she hulk twerking
Then the level 300 just leaves 2 carts and goes outside when there is 1:30 left and never gets back in
Dumbasses, excuse my language. But like I get annoyed at those people.
You cannot tell me he grinded to even level 20
Trust me everyone does
At this point if I see people with maxed out stats below 150 I kick them with the fear that they might just be dumbasses with mods
I only ever use #š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc and #š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
I try my best to have a friend help me with the heist
Imagine having friends

Anyways I have to start grinding GTA Online for ps5 at some point, so going to have to start using lfg ps5.
One thing about not having friends is I dont feel bad after giving people minimum cuts
What does lfg stand for?
Looking for something?
Looking for group. #ālfg-info
I give 15% to friends/higher levels, give 20-25% to anyone who's lower level. I might start giving 50-85% cuts if I ever get back into GTA Online.
Lol
here's a steam code let me know if this works for anyone - HWJNG-J0LWH-ZAYQ4
Hello chat
gift card code btw
Dang cow just be giving away everything
let me who if anyone got this btw
nah I won it in a giveaway it didnt work for me looks like got scammed lol

fr?
yea
oh well you better buy me a game then
rdr2 10$
nah
Lmfao
this is weird
Strange
he's just trolling
Very Strange..
can you buy me a game š š
how you gonna
give us the code
and tell us to buy a game for you

Well duhš
hey I mean I did tell him
that I'm from india
it was his job to check the regional availability
gonna let the report stay 
They are region locked if they are purchased as a gift
I deadass gave one to someone in a different country yesterday
Thats what google told me 
honestly this is the first time I'm seeing a region locked steam key
ngl
anyways I couldnt claim it anyways so congrats jew

Jew is lucky
should I get this?
Get x plane
but the f1 2024 will be coming out in few months
eh fuck it I'm getting F1
cant play 2021 forever
nah
msfs fr
You should gift me 200k fr
riyal
actually I could giveaway 3 steam gift cards
Gimme gimme more
10$ each
What jets have anti lock on other than rijuo?
I'll do a giveaway after the current one ends
Hey, @tidal carbon It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
xd
Make it 2 and give me the 3th now I'm bored from free games
Nah
make 3 and give me 5
Yeah like on stealth mode

@unreal echo LMFAO they said they gonna gift me a 25$ game instead and got a sorry

LOL a win is a win
Getting mcdonalds, what should I get? (Asking a mod because uh.....)
now I have to choose a 25$ game
indeed
our usual meal from mcd is two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda nothing else
mc flurry
ice cream
anything with ice cream
Thank you both of you guys
At what level do I get gif perms tho
Level 30
Gawd dayum
Then 60 for image perms.
Hell yea
You gotta have friends tho
Its fun with randoms but way better with friends
Get ultrakill
N u h U h
they only no life in valorent
for some reason
Do I have no friends because I play valorant...
Or is it because I play valorant I have no friends
hmmmm
Cs2 > Val 
N u H uH
Ever tried csgo
@raw warren I set your AFK: sleeping
Jokes aside, got accused of hacking on my first day of playing cs2. Then every lobby I join, it's just screaming racial slurs or something else.
A.Cow is AFK: sleeping - a few seconds ago
Why does avi schwartz look like he is a malnourished caveman
Hmm
Why cant lester hack during the casino heist?
Jeez
Lazy ass mf
He literally lives in a hobbit hole
hi
hi
Yo my friends are killing me over and over add me and we Will kill Them dm
I respect that
Congrats, was going to do that for steam but got GTA 5 instead.
But congrats! š
Get RDR2 regardless of plat or not, a great game.
I got it because the last thing I had to do was get the good honor ending
Btw
its not like gta
You kill someone
a witness sees
they report it to the police
@lavish flame the main character dies in RDR2
lel
horses
So
after the final mission
where arthur is killed by micah or by the diease
Disease
you play as john marston
the main character of RDR1
||Yes and no. It's not like GTA where you get access to multiple characters at once. But after you finish the main story, you unlock John and play as him.||
yea killed by micah
I cant believe Micah did that to Arthur tho
RDR2 > GTA 5 for story
GTA 5 > RDR2 for Online
???
is homing missiles or explosive mg better for oppressor
I hate the limited missiles
No, but online is boring imo for RDR.
You got kids that run you over with their horses
Homing
bet
Only high honor. Going to do high honor again for when I get my ps5 setup.
Dutch said to get digital but going to ask this anyway. I got a 25$ PlayStation giftcard for Christmas, should I get rdr2 digitally or physically? (I don't mind the two install disc)
digitally id say
Idk
you know what happens in low honor right
someone spilt there drink on my extra controllers..
Yeah
where micah kills arthur
and then said it wasn't even bad 
Was low honor for chapters 2 - 4, became high honor for 5 and 6.
Micah is one of my fav RDR characters
Fork in the road?
If you hate him then he's a good villian
mission
like 60$ for a controller
Which mission was that?
Got a spare controller for Christmas. Still have to setup my ps5.
Nice
he discoveres his disease
Oh yeah, high honor.
yea
Dutch is my favorite
same
Lenny too
I find Lenny weird ngl
Because of that 1 mission in chapter 2
š
the drunk one
Ohhhh that one. Arthur has hallucinations then saw uh....
Played half way through so far. Found it at a thrift shop for the original Xbox 360 version. Guess how much it was?
1 quid?
Yeah, 1 USD.
why did Dutch have to kill hiself š¢
I mean he didnāt have much left in life, and he was going to die to John or get arrested
ye
Because he knew it was done, he had nowhere else to go
John should of killed him
?afk taking a short break, contact another mod if you need something.
@past marsh I set your AFK: taking a short break, contact another mod if you need something.
I did too and than when you get to the end of the cave you could see how tired Dutch was.
ye
It was a sad but justified ending
Why do this bitch on snap always save my snaps
Can I contact you 
Limbean is AFK: taking a short break, contact another mod if you need something. - 9 minutes ago
skill issue fr
in a good sense 

when did staff apps even take place š
A week or two ago
@last magnet isnt this spamming commands?
?covid uk
spam = mute š
Ig it isnāt š
Heās got a point @lavish flame
arent you spamming 
@lavish flame please stop
mute time š

yikes mods are far more lenient now š
I need help
there have been harsher mods š
Apparently cow is a racist mod, so I mean it canāt be worse then that accusation
true that
you got no idea tbh
Through CH chat
But if it can be prevented with just asking I might as well try
Nah, here
ello
RIP afk status

lmao, someone is rebelling
Who said I wasnāt racist?
I wonder who
Iām just sitting here upgrading cars, watching chat go by
i could name them but for my own safety, i wont š¤«
racist check meter, on a level 1-10 how bad are you
Iām an activist
šÆ
1000
And ||feminist|| ||jk||
Lmao
U no fun
I finally got plat on Ghost of tsushima
Legends mode dlc?
Nah the extra island dlc
you got no idea #š¬āgorilla-chat message 
No the story based dlc
gm
that wont come in gta 5`s lifetime
Only iki islands but i think thats not dlc
š
hi
I was talking about Iki island for ghost of Tsushima
Itās the only dlc for the game
Ooh
Either way iki is fucking so good
Also a bit of legends mode
Especially the upgrades for the horse
E
tgg is ausie
I know
Wholeheartedly agree, seeing how Jinās father died and how it wasnāt his fault. It made the main story make so much more sense
A Sports
It's not in the game
U mean the sakai horse armor?

The charge as well
I never use that lol
I forgot itās name

Youāre missing out
I just challenge them and then kill 1 more, active ghost and easy
Itās actually in our paid battle pass and micros transactions
?afk tf is wrong with people 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: tf is wrong with people 

You keep all the equipment and items you found but have to relocate everything else
@last magnet I set your AFK: 
Ohhhh š¤Æ
RetroGradeEX is AFK:
- a few seconds ago
So just a replay but with the stuff u had
Yeppp
U know u can (t) kill khan in the first fight
Yes
Silly invincible fat mongolian
Also in NG+ you donāt replay the beach and subsequent khan fight
Last year i made a history project about the game GOT
Nice
Seeing how realistic it is
Mongolia tried several times to invade japan through Tsushima, but they failed every time
Yup
Also, even the fight stances are based off irl
I didnāt know that
Use of weapons is not realistic tho
Yeah
Light up light up sketchers
Main weapon is a bow and not a katana
Hellur š
They didnt use katanas as much since they were too big to fight inside
Hi
yo can anyone help me cayo setup mission and we will do the heist with 50 50 cut dm me
How are you? š
Fine wbu
Kinda hungry I just got home from work
Also, @strong smelt even the fox shrines are realistic
yo can anyone help me cayo setup mission and we will do the heist with 50 50 cut dm me
I see
yo can anyone help me cayo setup mission and we will do the heist with 50 50 cut dm me
What you hungry for?
Also yes I knew that
Not that u had to follow a fox but they did see them as sacred animals
No idea yet š maybe sushi? š¤
yo can anyone help me cayo setup mission and we will do the heist with 50 50 cut dm me
Jesus H Christ
@past marsh
I forgot half the stuff i did research on tho, since i made it over a year ago, but i did write a 120 page research assignment about it
Nice
Made the teacher even play the game
Hey @fickle raft, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#ālfg-info
DID i ask
Yes
Thatās where you put the LFG not in here
yo can anyone help me cayo setup mission and we will do the heist with 50 50 cut dm me dont care
Holy hell
Please stop spamming or else you will be muted.
Are you dumb
Silly cow
and how was it
I am b o r e d
great job!!!!
Can someone give me a good joke?
people didnt even get 99%ile at 200
cow won in life
in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha well. let's justr say. my peanits
ššš
dem high cutoff, I'm scared
jesus christ
@raw warren
please quit using other languages to communicate in the tgg discord server since it is more difficult for the moderators to moderate in languages that they dont speak, if you like to talk in different languages go to dms,
Yours sincerley
Tgg

shot the fuck up
shut*
Or what
shit the fuck up
man I was expecting atleast 99.7%
Fuck me to shut
Yo what
Ur 99.7% of students?

fuck me to tears

?afk eating
@past marsh I set your AFK: eating
Fun fact, i know 5 fat people and @raw warren is 4 of them
I'm just stressed
thanks for the compliment

they fr added my steam profile pic to the emotes section of the server
delete that
No problem, now sleep
Whos the 5th


what

thats actually mean
Ly (with socks on, so its not gay)
alr I'm leaving again

Imma sleep
?afk don't ask me how I'm feeling 
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: don't ask me how I'm feeling 
So i get 8 hours of sleep unlike u mfs
Nerd
rookie numbers
How long do u sleep
if you aint sleeping 12+ hours a day are you even livin like larry?
on a good day probably like 10
How am i supposed to have school, work, sports, freetime AND sleep 8 hours
Can u still run cayo on both accounts without timer?
ah i see
I only get 2 hours of sleep 
so if i got to bed around 11 i might wake up abour 9 or 10
I'm stressed
im not a morning person at all
Same
i am also a heavy sleeper
I'm getting ready for my surgery in 2 hours
I just had to deal with something
what surgery
Surgery for my broken ribs
Hope it goes well
Flail chest
I fell down the stairs
oh
I smashed it with a hammer
fair enough


Well hopefully you hear from me again
No wait I pushed him down the stairs
gl I guess
oof
Bye friends 
Bye gl man
in a bit
I pushed him like I said
ur so funny dude
are u 18+
24
24?!
Yes
nani
How much do you think my nightclub will make while I'm gone
in gta?
Yes
I'm leaving my Xbox on while I'm gone
later skater
Nevermind then
?
Someone asked for a dupe glitch, sorry
Quiet
I got a emoji we could add 
hm?
It's xeno
Demote Xeno fr
ikr its so weird
le_xeno was muted. | No reason given.
Perfect
Xeno is mad that heās a big person so heās muting trial mods
Just lmk if he abuse you guys again
@lost schooner talk or gay

le_xeno was unmuted. | No reason given.
dont you forget I can mute you for 2 weeks also sir
Iāll mute if he talks
Welp
You have no balls
Anyways gn Bois
Gooodnight
cow_h was muted. | No reason given.


Goodnight
Feel like this is lobbying
now gn noobs 
hes a fellow mod so its aight
Mmmmmm
yo
@raw warren @lost schooner someone protested against a warn they got for rigging because "rigging isn't against your server rules" š š š
Goodnight
Thatās what pickle tickler dude did and said that rule was invisible 
"rigging isn't even in your server rules" š I'm dying
LMAO
"It doesn't say you could cheat
"
yea yea
Russian soldiers when they come back to the tanks after the Detroit platoon took the tracks off and left it on cinder blocks
Khanjali griefers when they realize emps exist
Khanjali griefers when they accidentally hit the consoles power button (theyāre severely overweight)
Oppressor Griefers when a fully loaded ruiner comes to play
W cake baking skills?
Nice
Looks good
Thanks duub and bean
just had the most bomb homemade pizza of my life
Id pay for that
Real (only took me 2hoursā¦)
I make cookies, only take like 20 minutes
Good night
dyno's telling me "a little too quick here" from the past 7 minutes
cant even go afk smh
limbean
sup
lord saved me i have a extra day to study
W
I bought a deluxo yesterday and it wasnāt worth it
poop
Without tradeprice
Sparrow is better imo
Ok
what the fuck is discord doing forcing people to change their names
lmfao
dumbass company
the deluxo has some of the best missiles in the game
do you have an agency?
im pretty sure you can
Ima try rq
let me know if it works
I didnāt let me
dang
I mean itās not that hard for me to get money anymore so Iāll get the mos
No it was understandable reaction
Scramjet is even more fun if you master it
Yea I was gonna buy a vigalente after the mos
But ive seen the scram jet a lot and it looks fun
I bought it, and about 2 minutes later bought the vigilante because it was too hard.. But now I would choose the scramjet anyday over the bat car
it is, plus you can dodge oppressor missiles quite easily
Iām Fr Batman so Iāll get the ving first
Check the toreador out though
Might be worth your time
Alr
Bro is Batman from Walmart
Iām still Batman tho
Im batman from ebay
Fr Fr
Honestly I wanna do the challenge with the original heist but Iāve never done them but the first cuz Iāve never hand more than just 2 people to play with
What challenge?
Epic one?
I think itās called criminal mastermind
Ah
Itās very hard and you get 10 million after it
The original heist donāt look that hard but Iām also not that good but Iām decent
Thats easy if you got a bunch of decent gamers
Yea I just aināt got nobody
But they also have to be on vc to communicate easy
Pacific standard is he only one I still stuggle on
Yea Iāve heard it is hard
That one stretch in the alley is hard if you got level 20's
But Iāve seen many strats to use
I just minigun them and railgun them
I think I have the achievement done it with friends 
How hard was it (thatās what she said)
Tbh, Im going to be off college in around 2 weeks. Might grab 3 mates from here and attempt it
Real
Ye just completed it a day ago 
Hm
hi guys
Yea if I started in the morning and we made good progress very fast then we could do it in a day
But Iād probably be better to do it slower just so nobody dies
Fuck it we ball (vigilante)
Ima get the vigilante first tbh
It looks very cool and has good middles
Missiles
After the mos
You got the avenger?
No
I donāt really buy things thatās not gon make me money or if theyāre fun
I heard the avenger missions pay horrible and are hard to do
Its a pretty good thing to troll with friends though
it's still nice to have
Is buying the document thing worth it for the nightclub?
You can pick up level 20's and they turn into killing machines on the avenger
I donāt have any friends
Mc club house businesses?
i'm so bored
Ive never sold a single product from them, but you needa buy it for the nightclub
Real
Yea itās also cheap
Ye get the documents
ive got nothing to do and it's so warm
If they ever make the salvage yard's behicles claimable its gonna be nice
Alr Iāll get it after the mos and vigilante
Yea I got the salavge yard like Saturday and itās a fun thing and itās easy and pays good
I donāt have the tow truck tho
I bought it cause jamal is cool
Yea I like him
are yous waffling abt gta
What?
are u talking abt gta
fun
huh
Talking bout gta (definitely)
i 100% know what ur on abt ( i'm absolutely clueless)
hi
Ok
hi
hru
i'm good hru
can't complain
i'm gonna die it's liek 30 degrees in my room
it's literally winter why is it so warm
Itās only 30 degrees you said
Oh
i live in england it's not supposed to warm in any season
dont you have houses that are super insulated
Oh Iām American so idk any thing bout your temp measurements
with little to no ac units
Sup
WTF IS A KILOMETER šŗšøšŗšøšŗšøš¦ š¦ š¦ š¦
what up newbie
yeah but it's icey outside
Sup
IDK EITHER š“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æš“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æš“ó §ó ¢ó „ó ®ó §ó æāļøāļøāļø
Fr Fr
A kilometer is a kilometer ez
Bro is Albert Einstein
frfr
aussies
i opened my window and now it's rlly cold and i'm scared a spider is gonna get me
I donāt even know messurements in my country
preach
i'm rlly not feeling skl tmr i might go wake my mum up and say i've been sick or something
not feeling the vibes
I did that last week cuz I forgot to put my cloths in the dryer
Iām not trying to go to the shooting range again
i think i've got science and my physics teacher is a pedo so i think i'll just stay home
do you have screens on the windows
Just like me fr
no
interesting
idk why
that's kinda dumb tbh
Honestly idk how people do Cayo so much
every other country i've been to has them (i've only ever been to france)
I donāt do it much anymore

i'm gonna go scran some paracetamol brb
I just do my mc business and other business
bro what's tylenol like
I also do the Dre contract
My reaction when I see you blow your money on useless crap
That one scene in his studio is too fucking long
Fr
I think Dre said to not do that since he had to be really convinced to begin with
To participate
Ye ofc, 2-3 times is nice but always the same shit
Oh
Most of the time Iām listening to music
I didnt know that
Yep
Oh well, if its in the contract I'm glad its being honored
Yep ofc
Iām rich 
Liar 
1 Billion?
Ive seen too many modded wallets on reddit
Bro Iāve been listening to Kanyeās new album since it was released and it only
Itās my top 2 Kanye album honestly
i've been listening to lana del ray all day
Ok
We both have doomsday criminal mastermind now 
Ive been listening to non stop pop fm all day
Nuh Uh!




