#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Not that hard. Me and duub almost got CMM twice
Did you know
Both times died due to random crap
A blue whale cums up to 4p gallons of babies everytime one completed the act
But only 10% goes to the female
crazy 😭
So everytime a blue whale cums 36 gallons of sperm enters the sea
Makes you wonder why it's so salty
Hey u know u won a race out of 300mil sperms?
Congrats mate!
bruh 😭
erm wild
didnt need to know that
unfortunately, yes 😭
F guys
im surprised you werent chosen tbh
Yeah 
thanks g
Better luck next time I guess 😅
Att, you see this man
destroyer7710 was muted. | asked for it
He always does what
dang
i remember when i stayed muted for 11 days one time
I remember being muted for 1 second. Longest 1 second of my life.
i think they should've muted for longer
smh
We told you not to purchase it
well i had leftover money
yessirr
i spent 80 mil yesterday
damn lol
i only bought the arena workshop just so i could waste money
same
i officially got every single maxed out properties
idk what to do now except for car meets
im thinking to do that soon
ngl
ok
name parsec
please check dm
:}

Dare you to buy it
3% hacker artwork is extremely silly and gets you way too much money if you can speedrun it
new and trending
really tells you about the steam userbase
Get Epstein game
💀
Buy it if u not gay
Who tf uses yen as their currency what are u japanese?

Thank you cow for making that appear the moment I opened discord
Hi
bro my xbox sounds like the very beginning of stone cold crazy
That’s both scary and phenomenal
I bet
cant play fortnite in peace without my xbox sounding like an attack heli
I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did at that
no worries mate

Speak japanese
Japanese man named himself The Cow….what a shocker
What currency is that
Wagyu A5 beef?
Yen
That sounded way more racist than I wanted too

Yeah pretty much!!
@lost schooner just found out cow is wagyu A5 steak cuz hes japanese he aint the shitty american steak
(I love beef brisket)

@raw warren im gonna be calling u wagyu A5 steak
I didn’t record it, but I can describe it
Do it
No NSFW description
Otherwise u banned
By wagyu a5
@swift umbra ik i prob wont win but at lest i was unique fr
I was in my arcade and the stairs leading out the front door didn’t load properly, and I went to them, and when they finally loaded I got launched through the walls of my arcade and into the shadow realm
Dam
Thats rough
Ikr

gotta love rockstar
Hahahah I know! It was funny to see my character get launched underneath the map
lol
Hey retro pookie
In other news im almost level 2000! I’m damn proud of this
I like pissing pookie off (retro)
Lol no life
how much do you play mf
Damn straight!
You’ve earned the no life trophy
@lavish musk got your match
Too much, I’m self employed
ah lmao
Nein! The grass it burns us
You do onlyfans
please play something else though
jp
JA u are just lazy
Mods?
Nah I’m a 3D artist
Nope
What are u male female gmail?
@lavish musk
I don’t get this 
That’s actually crazy if all legit
I prefer paypal
It’s very legit
I dont belive u
i suppose you draw furry art because there's bo way you get so much money doing normal 3d art
Are u in gta right now?
Believe what you want 
I am
Great go to stats and find when u created ur character screen shot and send
Hahaha actually no, I make barely enough to get by
Furry art is cringe af
ah
true
Draw tanks instead
Tiger 1 fan?
furry artists make like 5 figures a month lmao
Draw capybaras
I know and it pisses me off
Yea tiger 1 tiger 1e tiger 1h king tiger and shit
Surprisingly
Thats bullshit
it's extremely stupid
I know! I’m over here making 3D renders for bullshit and get paid like 200 per render. Ugh
I can agree drawing a wolf in human form is cringe and annoying
Aint no way 💀
thats crazy
It’s very true! I know an artist who makes 3D furry art and she makes 7k a month
Thas wha im sayin
Bullshit ima steal the money
It’s the stupidest shit ever
Yeah
we robbn you tody
in the words of my man Spooky
It’s not me making that money
Where do you live so we can rob you
Idgaf fam
gimmie all yo shallots, Beeatch
Ya we’re still gonna rob you
BRO! Don’t rob the poor artist 
it's true
I dont give a shit bout a artist
rob the furry artist lmao
Fr!
its the irs
Fuck! I gotta go

Hahahaha
Dw i sent them to collect your soul 
i have a bomb and a machine gun irs dont you dare come to my doorstep

There ya happening @digital plume
Smart i have landmines arount the whole block includinh AT mines
bosnia moment
Omg its a tiger E
Hahahahah
Fun fact we have about 367,285 mines around the whole country placed and ready to be used
delete the shoe or I will have to disqualify you
@lavish flame thanks bro
yes
Where the fuck are you?! Poland?!
Mango im filling my mc businesses, acid and bunker
what should i get after im selling them
L @lavish flame
who would boost this server😂😂💀
Russia

oh ma bad💀💀
what
I got an even better pfp for ya
Lichtenstein??
Get the fuck outa here and go study geography

nvm i saw
Im scared
the shoe
HM?
apparently im banned so i can only submit my old pics
I’m going to blow ze up
@swift umbra where is the 80s cotw i cant find it
dude idk the number of mines for every country chill
@swift umbra tango and some other guy submitted cars that arent in the 80s
The Grotti is 80’s
Wagwan
See ya
To auswitz
Yikes
Jk family reunion
Bro where do modders get the satisfaction from blocking ceo crate missions
Lucky
A ferrari testarossa is from the 80's
by watching you suffer
keep hating
that aint vote fraud?
@digital plume you in fact are wrong, since the car you send is from the sixties
it's a 1960 chevy impala
Older than the beatles first single wild
also like 200 years older than you

false
You're lucky this is not the gc
???
how is saying this allowed?
what?
gimmie a bit to charge my phone also how do i delete imaes
facts
Knows what, havent got a single clue as to what you guys are yapping about
you have no power here 🤣
mangozz is technically tampering with the votes nick
unfortunately smh
that filter aint getting him nowhere
(until he frauds it)
I think hes getting disqualified lol
imagine
true
I'll delete it for you, then you can send the car again when the cooldown is over
why do I see this message
nah if saying that was allowed we'd all say that 🤣
couldnt imagine getting disqualified from cotw (never participated in it)
but he wants to win 
with that filter?
no?
same ong ong (interacted with the entire channel like 3 times)
you mf
what filter I havent seen his car
i rememeber bagel getting dsqed
what car does he want to win with?
do a ?av on him
it was a car from the damn sixties
60s impala

im not competing this time
just submitted for the sake of participation
ur giving others a chance to win once in awhile
bro has had car enthousiast for ages
bet the reason i put the shoe is because a lot of people dk what the nike cortezis n its effect on 80s hip hop n gang cultures
u talked in the channel?
nope never
after i went to instagram my photos changed 100% from what it used to be
? 
Apparently
i learned a new trick today to bypass discord compression
@swift umbra I feel like that's a banable offence should we?
well only your submission is allowed
it is
im still waiting for a nice week to submit my F1 porsche 
Kk
I need a player for Dimond casino heist. Pc. Target diamonds. Silent and sneaky. I need an expert hacker and someone who can lead. I will give 20%.
also I put a damn sport quattro as the image for this event for a reason, is nobody getting the memo that racing cars from the 80's are still allowed?
wrong channel
Hey @torpid portal, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#☝lfg-info
i needa edit the wheels nyway
id like a list of all cars from that era 😭
to see if i have any remaining pics from the past
but naah nvm
Dm me who is interested.

wait I can't link wikipedia here I think
u good? go into lfg channels dawg
well most people dont think "race car" qhen hearing 80s cars
Next week can we do pink underglow + F1 wheels theme?

uhm no
nah
next week we have the great american race 
rusty car theme
I messaged there but couldn't find anyone.
group b both rally and circuit racing is like the most legendary class ever
and group 5
or we could do horrer movie cars
Dm @elfin cargo he was looking for someone from morning anyways
just wait
Lol
i cant stand my ban anymore
greifers
+ion play with noobies

indeed, noobs always search for pros
loser
Where are ya banned from?
gta 
real men play with anyone
? lmaoo ion have patinence to do a 15 min heist in 2 hours 😂
i wanted to submit this but its 1960 as well
Bro got banned in gta?

NAHHH
even their 5 year old brother
😭
yep
the deluxo is an 80s car
its a toreador
i used the so called "experimental features"
oh my bd
nah this needs at least three skulls
nah i was bored

You have an alt account for gta?
if i paid for all features imma use all features
mhm..
always keep a alt
if u play on console you have
otherwise tough luck
I mean gta keys go for very cheap now
yeah but on console you can make new account and plsy gta again
duh
not when you have a perma ban
wait why
Only if you buy the physical copy tho
thats why I buy physical copies of games
even though thats more expensive
true but you should always buy them
its way better
i wanna lowkey try a method
it's like, I'll ask R* to delete my socialclub, and then I'll link my epic to a new socialclub
this method worked with steam 2 years ago
SWITCH
id rather buy GTA than buying a switch with gta (ik it's a joke but still)
imagine
nuh
in a year for console
id register on all my 1000 alt email ids
pc probably 2 years
PS5 emulator on PC works

if gta 5 would be free then just assume ur session is full of level 1 players lmaoooo 😭
gta was free 4 years ago
that'd when I got my gta
wait tf
yea
4 years have already passed? Dayum
wtf wtf
Time flies
fr
now covid days hits hard ngl
nostalgia man
what are you smoking mate
bros nostalgia is a fucking virus 
pc can't even emulate ps4 properly
been asking that for ages
who needs "proper" emulation
my dumbass didn't claim it
bro was so high one day she made eternal admin in her server
i used to play gta5 on 9 fps, i can play any shit in any pc now
my dumbass only claimed one copy
gta 6 won't even launch
i could've claimed 69420 copies
i don't have that 9fps pc anymore
Kanye West new album thoughts
no shit but even like rtx 5090 i9 18900k can't run gta
sampled off ozzy osbourne so idk
Tobacco (cigarettes, cigars, pipe tobacco)
Marijuana (weed, pot, cannabis)
Heroin (although it's not commonly smoked due to its breakdown under heat)
Methamphetamine (crystal meth)
Cocaine (crack cocaine)
DMT (dimethyltryptamine)
Opium
PCP (phencyclidine)
Synthetic cannabinoids
Salvia divinorum
Not enough
I give it a 7/10
Smoke more
ps4 emulation just started and it can't even do ps4 gta
and it's emulating 2013 hardware
and 2014 game
😭
WTF ?! How are you alive
Who even plays on emulator
i play a lot of ps2 and 3 games through emulator
I play MGS4 on an emulator, because my ps3 shit the bed
Lol
its a miracle that im still alive
i have completed till mgs3
I can fucking tell!
i can't get mgs4 to emulate properly
yeah
Oh MGS4 is a masterpiece! Highly recommend it
369
do you think 12400f can emulate it
Possibly, I don’t know.
nice buziness
that's a lot of smoking
i can do 30 fps maybe i can try it out
but i dont have 8 cores
That may cause some issues
yeah
Oh. Didn't know that.
hi whos listened to kanyes new album
not me
Yo quick question for the gamers should i buy a terrorbyte ?
yes
buy everything
If you want a mark II yes
If you dont want a mark II, also yes
As you get paige with it for the casino heist
worth it
i should’ve bought a drone station
buy it then
how much is it
Especially when low levels kill you for no reason
815k
ohhhh ok
for me
yeah nevermind
If you tip the bathroom attendant in your night club enough times you can unlock the epsilon robes
Ik that
Speaking of which heres My complete gta multiverse
Thanks i read that she is the best hacker and i bought the arcade this week since it was on sale
2D: all of gta games until III
sup people
Combined HD and 2D: Chinatown Wars it was released in the HD Era yet is a 2d game
Second best
The best is avi
3D: GTA II, Vice City, Liberty City stories, and San Andreas
3D-HD Combinded universe:
Manhunt 1 and 2
How much?
I honestly don’t know, TGG has a video on it
577
HD: Red Dead 1 and 2, GTA IV, Lost and Damned, Ballad of Gay Tony, V, and Online
And thats the complete GTA Mutltiverse
Why do the randoms that I get on my casino heists behave like toddlers
hmmm
Ah
Because.
You made the mistake of playing with randoms haha
Imagine having worthwhile friends on gtao
Tbh I just do it with my cousin
We both gta vets so ye
Which is crazy cause we're 18 and 16 but ye
Which one?
Jehovahs witness
Ah definitely not then
But ye i wish I made gta friends back when I was younger tbh
I mostly made fortnite friends so ye
Now it'd #LonelyGrinder till I die

Are you still grinding?
Oh, but of course
Funny enough thats the same age of me and my cousin
Why thank you, newest CH 
how do people turn into ch
No idea
guess it just hapens

Who dat 
Nerdy
I see
Didn't deserve what happened to him
what are you talking about
Uh
Nothing
k
I saw what you deleted
Not acceptable
No
Can't leak staff chats

Ait then
Uh oh someone get demoted?
Who
Oh nvm
Lol
Lol
I’m getting bullied
help
Yeah
congrats on ch
Ik, zealyy does that
Thanks
Any advices?
also induub no bully 
Block him 
Good idea
What did I ever do 
That's considered bullying
Rule number 1: it's always @lavish musk's fault.
Rule number 2: even if it isn't, rule number one will kick into action right away.
Well, in that case I might just never chat in here again 

Bully ahhh douche 
need 1 more
Isn't 4 enough 
nah need 1 more
I see
on its way
How many ch's you need?
Yes
I’m here I’ve just woke up duub xd
Hey lol
How ya doin
good wbu
yeah sometimes on your phone it randomly tags someone 
I’m doing alright not much to say lmao
Alright
Thats so strange I havnt been in here for days 
I see
The fuck is stardew valley
A pixel like game lol
How have you not heard of it
Was and still is super popular
I just started playing it
You start a farm that your grammpa gave you but it goes so much deeper then just farming :") actually so fun!!
Cooking fever?
no
lol
stardew valley!
hello
Hi
Imagine not playing that game
Real talk
suffering from a cold 
what about you
Damn hope you get better soon
I’m just cleaning the apartment
Thank you
ah yes cleaning on the weekends
it was sunny over here but now its cloudy
not so fun
My favourite past time 
really?
Wsg retro
Got an inspection from landlords tomorrow so we gotta make it look factory new
Crazy bro

Finance is sick so I’m doing everything cause I don’t want her to get over exhausted
Yep but I like to clean anyway every two weeks or less cause of our kitten
thats thoughtful
i was just making sure i don't get scammed
Zealyyy is AFK: gonna be back to bully nerdy - 36 minutes ago
show us your kitten 
I got one too
cute
show!
oo wow
Sorry forgot to reply lol, I’m doing decent
Cute isn't she 
W
Well that’s good
sup people
If you could put 1 of these 3 things back in their prime
Which would it be
Arena Wars
Vanoss Gaming Crew

Or
Xbox 360 and PS4 gta online
boombaclad
I'd go for Vanoss
Arena Wars
🤨🤨
“Ban cock”
LMAO
Rock!!
Really sfw image


bruh how is @slender plume mod now 😭

Cow’s alt. To test if the trials had access to everything
yea ik that is alt
but seemed strange alt is getting mod perms
but now it explains
car enthusiast and gorilla cook best role color ever ngl
@lavish musk this man will beat u in gta6 playtime: @scenic jungle
😆
wdym how I applied and got selected
please dont be racist to alt accounts


It's ok
Racism is normal in these days of the internet
omw to show this to father:
Hi
for some reason I read this as "gorilla cock best"
bro wants single player documents
That's why your named after a thing that got violated to create a drink
😭
usual cow behavior:
excuse me
wtf 😭
Hey alt lemme just snitch on you
good for him
*X
ni3k got mood swings like crazy
I still call it Twitter
No I can annoy cow
So ofc I’m gonna do it 
Ni3k: "I don't call it X"
Also Ni3k when someone doesn't call it X: "*X
"
No, I can annoy cow
So I’m gonna do it 
that's a very healthy relationship ngl

lol
that X is as annoying as my ex
That’s why I keep on annoying you with it 
mf 😭
Be honest, you would’ve done the exact same thing
ofc hard to resist that urge lol
is this indeed grey or is it not loading?
ig it's not loading because nothing shows up when I click on it
It’s a dog
So if you don’t see a dog it isn’t loading
Can anybody help me? I can't chance the compatibility mode for my gta to windows 10 even though i own windows 10. It's really frustratin
rip internet
why do you need to change compatibility?
just put it in auto settings
Because GTA doesn't support anything below windows 10
I can't open the launcher or the game
what win are u
10
That shi expensive
uninstall the game, go to documents then delete the entire rockstar games folder
then go to appdata and delete rockstar
then reinstall
Okay, thanks
your ex recieved this?
Mf i did
then your ex put in the wrong phone number
@raw warren I set your AFK: crying

What happened to the gta online status channel?
i yeeted it
Deserved honestly
The.Cow is AFK: crying - a minute ago
Wow
Ah yes the server status website is down
R* after banning me:
does anyone want to do a heist (:
nah a real heist

i removed my platform roles, why did i lose access to crew promo
cause you technically don't play gta if you don't play on a platform
i dont want the lfg channels
lol just mute the channel and hide the muted channels

if someone pings me in removed channels, do i still get ping in my inbox?
i mean if i remove from here
if you mute a channel I don't think you get the notification if you get pinged
yeah I am certain that you donh't get the notification sound but you may see the notification icon if you are pinged
not mute, just removing
I don't know then
Yo
man got caught in 4k 
the best part is last question is #69

@nova frigate Congrats 
Thanks duub
Congrats
Thanks angel
Thanks retro!!
amazing
Nice
wbu?
Nice
good
Cool profile pic
thank you!
i'll put a much cooler one wait 👀

👀
🤝
7 new mods wtf
mod ass workers not getting paid
lol
If they do get paid what payment? Sharkcards?
8 actually niek also
mf responnd to those 80 pings first
thryd be happy with a nitro basic 
Congrats on trial mod didn’t know you tried out!!
Working 12 hours a day just for a nitro basic? lmao
"something better than nothing"
"And that something isn’t worth it "
It’s better than nothing by getting paid by a clickbaiter
no nitro or shit?
If the server made good money maybe
Make more money by clickbaiting more!
but discord doesn't pay anything for being partners or stuff like that
Hey
explain #💬┃gorilla-chat message
every mod and admin is a teen?
Jewelz is a teen
i think he's 21 or so
21?
he once put it in his status (can't remember clearly)
Or 47
No way me and jewelz are same age
no
He has to be younger than 21
He’s def not 21 lol
jewelz is 25, rock is 21 and april is 24 lol

no one is below 21
amongst admins
@swift umbra
nice
Good
Wdym lol
Fuck the family reunions i aint driving 25km for a 2h reunion
25 foward 25 back 50km in total
I see 
"new mods" meanwhile

what is the most toxic jet?
Any of them 
most
I meant that as in: they're all equally toxic 
Yo anyone grinding rn on ps5?
ummm
@raw warren
Hey @winter shell, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps5
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
It says no access
guys
yeah it shows the PS5 channels
Hey @winter shell, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138
Ooh thanks I changed roles
Alright
I used to be on ps4
Gg @nova frigate
First time haha
yes?
Ik haha
dw it’s irrelevant now
aight
skill issue
My sister just messaged me asking to transfer her money, her card declined £5.33

@raw warren add this emoji
Yikes
deadass 0 emojis spots left 
delete tgg's face 
this going to be invaded by all the non level 3 people 😭
Any mods around, idk why my name is moderated but I would like it changed
never seen spam on level based requirements
xd
Please
but if we do like minimum 10 message required
jesus christ
everyone starts spamming
"Moderated Name" 😭
I ain’t know why it got moderated 😭😭
done
that's the matter
Thank youuu 🙏
np
hello
hi

Whats it like to play on a console? is it better than pc?
We'll miss you
when i first saw this weeks vid i thought the chinese new year prize was 888k, not 188k
Hell no
PC is so much better
You ain’t being fr right
So its worth no hsw and animals?
Not worth 500 dollars for a next gen console

What
@last magnet @drowsy oasis @surreal geode @nova frigate ill bully yall when I'm home

