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15
71
is it 15
12
Guys try to guess how old I am š„ŗ
i was close cuhh
7
73
see hereās how I knew your was was 14-16 is because no one over the age of 18 would feel complimented by being called 17
Ban greentop he is underaged
23
green top is literally 34
In between 7-73
72
19?
green youāre 18 righ
22
6 for sure
23
19
gotta be -3
Odd number
I turn 20 this year
How old r u fam
hey fuck you I was 19 once
Yeah once
me too
^
Mango you are
14
no thatās a little low
16
the trick is that nearly everyone here is fuckin 13-17
and Iām an old man
why did my mom send me this
Looking at this chat, i realise how old iam...
The more active people are between those ages. The less active people here are older.
what is it
I shouldnāt be as active as I am. Iām off and on with this server
I like messing with little kids
wait bro not like that
clipped
ayoooooooo
š
Thatās actually crazy. But I went to my grandparents house over the summer last year. 4 hours straight of fixing their deck.
NO PLEASE
No breaks or anything.
thatās something my family would do too lol
canceled?
damn
anyone listen to teezo touchdown here????
Teezo what?
nvm bruh
Okay whatever you say Moderated Name #7871
Chat should I get my ears pierced
Is that real
Is that a discord mod
Oh hey look its cow
Cow
lmao
Checked #šāmemesļ¼media ?
What you guys doing if your main GC gets leaked?
getting a lawyer
jacking off in front of the cops
thatās a good answer too
I should become Dutch and start taking photos out of context

Moving to a random village in Africa
guys is the stinger tt the fastest car rn
which village
Iām not sure but Iāll give you my stinger
if you show me your TT
dafuq
Moving to Antarctica
Let me check
Tells you info here
ingame
i don't think so
To a random village. Anywhere where the feds wouldnāt expect me to be.
Good for you pal
Literally just been on my bed all day playing on my vita
They would expect you anywhere
How was your flight btw?

trust me itās pretty hard to disappear like that
pretty much my whole day tbh
If I could, Iād ban you right now
Guys, petition to ban this dude
@lost schooner
send this man to the dick flattener immediately
^ Dutch
I'm sorry for the comments I made. They were far beyond the point of being considered appropriate. You are an incredible person & me having been under the influence of alcohol is no excuse for allowing my behaviour to continue for as long as it did. I swear by God's gracious gift of free will that if you ever allow me to be an active member of your community again I will never follow the precedent I'd set for myself leading up to your rational decision to ban me. i think you're really cool.
God I felt smth on my leg and I was worried it was a spider. It was just shit running down my leg thank god
kiss me and weāre even
you work In the mines?
š
I donāt mind that
Yup that confirms duck is a pedo
I love miners
I think we should tell the feds
they work hard in the mines risking their life for us
Stolen from me 
Dude is lying
An elephant taking a crap
It was a rhino
bros on his last leg rn
So that proves u didnāt see it
shit
Mods ban him
Iāll shrimply just have modās check logs ez
Rip duck
shut up. Before I expose yo
Dutch, I have a 25$ PlayStation gift card. Should I get the digital version of rdr2 or physical?
youāre racist
Yes
why yes of course, thanks for noticing
Alright
Which cars do you like?
Least Iām not a pedo
definitely a huge nascar fan
not taking the chance
Wait
sureeee
did Duck leave/get banned?
I leave the chat for like 10 minutes to clean up after my self, then I come back to Duck getting banned.
Lol
Wait but actually though? Did he get banned?
yeah
Yeah, I see him talking about it on your server.
āBeat da koto naiāš£ļø
Can I get the trade price for the cop car if I already have the rifle
second point limit too iirc
Is still shows he is here tho
Bro does anyone know
Not when you check mutual servers
Refreash discord
I want someone to drop a brick on my back
What?
Bro your ribs are already broken
If you can get the cop car trade price if you already have the rifle
Yeah but pressure on them makes it feel better
I tightly tied a rope onto my back putting pressure into my rib cage

@lavish musk
This I don't know actually
š±
Howdy
G'day
No 


Howdy
Hi
my fellow raymond
Hi Raymond
call me ray
Hi Ray
ray cism
Bet
Horse
@simple iron hey fbi

Hey 
Hi e kitten
I think the fbi is watching me cause my discord crashed when i said hey fbi

hey 
Stop watching me
No u
My job is to watch people
Yeah ok




lol
:3
Guys I have a question of upmost importance
I canāt steal other players heist equipment for cayo perico and idk why
I get a text from Pavel saying āother players moving equipment go get itā then I go to that player, see no green icon of the heist equipment, kill them anyways, have to eyeball where the equipment dropped as itās STILL not on the map, then I pick it up and get a message on the top left corner āunable to steal rivals heist prep equipment at this timeā
Does anyone know why this happens
you might already have the prep equipment or smth
Inb4 do it yourself
Nah I donāt
I have nothing done in the heist but the scope out
weird
Sup
Duck got banned
Hello
I like passive income so I focus on that and then messing around in the lobby, my objective is to just steal other players hard work then profit
Yeah i know lmao
well idk the issue cuz like nobody really steals equipment
new ep of ONE PIECEEE
But I canāt find anything on Reddit about it
RAHHHH
crazy
@lavish musk what's the best business in ur opinion
His favourite is probably the kosatka
I'm tied with nightclub and acid lab.
mc businesses
Also triple auto shop week is the best when it's tripled
yea
Fr
true
doc forgery
my second best business is auto shop

I remember getting 900k every auto shop Robbery
i dont use mc business at all
Only during 2-3x week
Yeah I didn't even buy it
any other week it's mid
I only use it for nightclub
K
i brb if yall care

only decent reason to have it tbh
But I Care 
okayyy
I only use it for research
i dont really hate it
I hate multiple sell vehicles
i just wont sell my shi solo
jeez i could never
Ik it's far
been there thoe
yes
Ye
smart
When I get the master terminal I'll never have to drive to my bunker again
we aint have that shi back thenš
Ong
We drove our zentorno everywhere
lucky
Lucky if u had a buzzard
Fr, I was driving the t20 back and forth so much that I muted the game cause I was sick of the max engine sound.
Lol I used to wear headphones but when I drove that I took em off
T20 was basically a massive flex
Even tho it was loud asf
It sat in my garage for ever
Yep, now anyone rarely drives it.
Collecting dust
The bennys bughatti is my main car currently.
I have a garage of all my cars I bought in 2013
Same, I donāt sell. I just visit el Rubio for extra cash now.
Mine is the nightshark especially in Public sessions
I live in private sessions now
Funny watching those flying broomsticks waste all those homing on my nightshark
I only go public when I'm bored or selling nightclub and acid
For more $$$
I do go there, just to hear kids screaming at the griefers. Then I kill the greifers.
Nightshark and sticky bombs are the best duo ever.
I love being targeted by the flying bikes in my nightshark lol
They waste all their ammo and I just repair my nightshark
I use the riju and just tail the greifers and then, BOOM. They are dead then calling me bad on mic
It's hilarious
I use the mk2 for grinding or anti greifing
I attack griefers and guard people selling cargo
I have an anti greifing team.
That's nice
I hate people who grief cargo
Just greifing is one thing but cargo greifing is ridiculous
For only 2000$
It's weak
Thatās why me and my team will grief the griefer until they leave the session.
Haha nice
i don't fight unless im provoked
Yeah
I am chill until someone is greifing someone selling cargo
Saved someone selling nightclub cargo in the hauler from 2 toredors
@lavish flame I set your AFK: donāt talk to me leave me alone

Tf is your problem @lavish flame
Dutch (Lurking Hooker) is AFK: donāt talk to me leave me alone - 15 minutes ago
Hai all
Hey
Whatās up?
nothing u
Just got off gta for the night
nice

Touch grass
Iām allergic
yk what I'm allergic to 
People
Yes
Good thing Iām an alien

yeah I'm deadly allergic to aliens

hello
hi

Nice
Zaza touch grass
hes legit lvl 95 š
Gotta get to 100 and then never speak here again 
crazy
Me a level 92:
Lol
But I only got 15 days of combined play time so I'm good
. We talking abt server level tho

But I'm like lvl 250 with 42 day playtime
Ohhh
Damn zaza proo
Iām very professional when it comes to leveling up
told my friend gn and all they said was "ok"
gn zaza
Good night
Yes
hehe was asleep by then
LUCI

Def screen shotting
uhh you saw nothing
im innocent fr
TF is going on
nothing

smth u wanna say

mhm
what gc
dont have a single clue what you guys are talking about fr
ik
hru
How are you?
iām ohkay
you're lucky this is not the gc
thats good to hear
pretty good
thatās good
fair enough
You donāt need work if you are already a multimillionaire

yo thatās me
Are you the real slim shady?
The real slim Jim 
š
If I was a girl then I would date
Why tf I cant claim my Nitro classic ?
slim
Slim
shady
rip
Rip dutch
ye donāt ping him he busy
LUCI
No worries lol
What happened
bro was sleeping for a weekš
he busy busy
A long rest that is.
Guessing you got a gift for it sitting in your discord inventory?
Yeah I don't believe that
Try buying nitro classic, should be free. Thatās what happened when I had an extra nitro sitting in my inventory
Ok
If itās still showing show full price when at the checkout, then donāt buy.

Yeah, I did it through my pc. Wouldnāt suggest mobile.
Ok
spin the bottle
Don't think I have
should fr just toast some bread and get a bowl, put some peanut butter and maple syrup and mix it and spread on your toast
fire
I'll have to try that soon.
Allergic 
dang
Are peanuts overrated or good?
Well rated
everyone has their preferences but I do like them

idk tbh i never really have peanuts
I just have chocolate as my replacement for peanuts
Fair
I like walnuts and almonds 
Nice
Almondās are really fragrant
Go try it rn
Yo

jew
donāt knock it until you try it
I was gonna say something but this is gorilla

YEAH YEAH
@last magnet hey retro cow says hi
š
Is cow lurking
As per usual
i just got here
let him eat grass
After being muted by jewelz
Ayo
whoops
Nahhh
jewelz stop sharing your interests!!!!
THIS WHY YOUR KIND
AYOOO
WHATTTT
I aint even finish
NAHHH

jewelz got a fetish for fake animal feet š

yeah he does\
wack behaviour
HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
what a wacko
Is this fucking edited over David Hopper btw?
That cat has committed every crime that exist
gottas ask @unreal echo
probably
Lol
actual ?
probably
yeah lmao
Stixz is racist
this jew person is sending us feet of fake animals

ok i didnāt find it but i found this
smart move
you guys really love feet huh
is everyone drinking water
Water, Apple juice and milk are the only things I drink.
quiet literally
Yooo Iām part German 
wild
admins having feet pics is like required or some shit?
wack
its been 4 years, he could have changed.
yeah you need to send in daily feet pics
Sign me up
HELP
I just threw up a little bit
WILD
š
these names lmao

she is fr

Almost accidentally sent a image with my favourite word in it
almost sent the ban command with a member in it
wilding
BROO
didnt jew call you the n word or smth one time
i remember you talking about it in vc š
Lies
.
nah what
the names.... š I cant
zaza and me exchange very kind words in a chat
biggest cap known to man
ngl these names could mean something very not good
They are innocent
chat is this real
guys
Almost sent a meme thatās very bad 
the thing is are you black?
he calls you the kinder version of black
the hell is this emote
real
alr fr gotta chillš
on discord
jew saying his favourite word ???
He called me his bestie
Jew and I are gonna get in trouble rock
LMFAO
using differnt termanology?
š
LMAO
rock is gonna have a field day reading this
is bestie code word for the n word?
no
shocker
what yall waffling about
ok
i havenāt dm you?
Iām in your walls 
ahh okay
Which car is fastest to use in gta online?
Like driving around using in missions etc
Hey, @amber urchin It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
Oh sorry
wtf
what is bro doing š
I literally didnāt even type that
even if we never speak again
iām gonna
ā⦠liked your repostā
back into your life
cant believe im playing gta again
Fastest or Best
What is bro yapping about
idek
Cause those are 2 different things
Both
i was watching tiktok
Fastest is probably one of the armored cars like the Opresser MKII
However the best for missions
Is the Armorerd Kiruma
I had both of em thx
NP
thanks cow but jail time is upon you
sweet
wtf
silly goose
I thought you were working at Burger King spitting on my onion rings
ofc i was
Bro if they bring that panther back
I'm grinding Cayo heist
24/7
Fuck the acid lab
it's passive income anyway
interesting
excuse me š¤āļø Shitposting is only allowed in #šāmemesļ¼media
If I could post the Actually Meme I would
Also cow I love that you were called racist

As far as Iāve known youāve been welcoming and nice. So I donāt know where that comment came from
So.im up to 600k
Should I
- Grind for the Toredor
- Grind for the bunker
Or
- Buy another car and mod tf outta it
its true 
they wont even give me their id so I can find out what they are talking about
Hahaha
That tells me theyāre talking shit
toreador used to be a lot more useful back then
Whatās the missile count on what it can tank now?
Iām about to test 
I think it's like 7
maybe
I only got 3 homing missiles in before it blew up
My dumbass pressed R and it melees the wall and alerted the guard in the compound
I remember the days where it could take all the missiles from the Mk2
Tf is your controls
Ugh those were the days
You can with certain vehicles
The MOC's truck
And the Acid Lab
I was specifically talking about the Toredor
Can take all the rockets from the MKII
All good
you melee when your weapon is full of ammo and pressed R
Tbh I think that shit gonna look cool asf in my kostika
And the sub too when I get it
Oooooo
It's wraps
Is that true,that pc audience is less as compred to console audience?
not quite sure, but next gen are getting more things than we do
I thi k so R* dont earn much from pc that s why all hsw and stuff they get
I'm a console player 4 lyfe so ye I don't use PC conteols
Although it'd bee fun to learn
I always wanted to try mods
I wish pc had HSW and other shit. Iād pump way more money into the game if they did
Yea
Why does hsw even exist? Does rockstar have a contract to push out console more?
I guess
Pretty shit deal for us but in terms of a company, pretty nice
Met my first ever true hacker today
Man knew exactly where I was
Even while ghost
And mf could kill me with a missle on a oppresser even while I wasn't by no cars or in a vehicle
to make people buy the game again so they make for money ez
whats up guysssssssss
should i get an arena war workshop, penthouse or save for vehicle warehouse(its my only business to buy)
Yeah saw. I was thinking about getting Max Payne 3
Donāt get any one of those imo
Sup, how are you?
im g wbu
im gonna get an arena war workshop idk if its worth the money
based
great minds think alike
Ngl The Drug wars First and Last dose mad underrated dlcs
Yeah the first dose missions are just Trevor missions reskinned
But the last dose missions are really fun
Do gunners matter in casino if you going for big con
People actually buy it twice?
oh dang i'll buy rdr2 then
get its its cheap af right now
twice? people are buying it 3 times lol
on ps3, ps4 and now ps5
Isn't that the one where your meant to not shoot or kill anything
So probably not
Doing good as well
hey is there a suit or outfit for the Gorilla Gang that i can get in game?
No itās not worth the money
oh aight
Honestly fuck it. Itās 6 dollars right now. I have 40.
bought supplies for my businesses
Why the fuck
I had to contemplate for a few weeks to even buy it once
im being serious btw
Not that I could think of. Maybe just a gorilla mask and a red suit. Not sure if thereās a crew for TGG and if it applies to clothing.
alr
6? its like 3 lol
oh damn 3 for me
Weāre in different currencies
Ye there is fr no reason to get the arena war workshop
It's worse then the document forgery office
And that's saying something
What busssniess do you have?
hey should i get the Pogo mask? or Ape mask? or crazed ape mask?

i got pogo
all 5 mc businesses
cos why not
i have everything but not vehicle warehouse
Well imo just focus on car collections
atm?
What's atm?
at the moment
almost
i havent got yacht, avenger, penthouse, arena war workshop, vehicle warehouse
im thinking to get these icl
jus for fun
and if i wanna collect cars gimmie 5 mins to get all the nightclub garage floors
Ye even tho they bassicly useless in your case
true
Unless you have a buddy to do Special Vechile cargo with
Cause Speical Vechile cargo missions are pretty fun
true
And you could get trade prices for the itmes
icl i got 1 mil atm and idk what to getšš
im thinking to fill up all my mc businesses and bunker
and then sell them in a pub sesh
to make like 2-4m
Well you could make a challenge out of it
to fill up all of my businesses
1 try hell nošš
Hahahaha
whose gonna carry the boats Mr rubio
š¤£š¤£
One go rn
In 30 minutes or less
š¤£
It will be a lot of fun
shut upšš
blud bringed up David Goggins in herešš
Late stages of gta online is really all about trying to get some dopamine
I mean you have everything you don't really need anymore money so ye this is where most quit
Imo
I'd play some old dlc missions
If you got friends all the better tbh
Especially the Dax last dose missions
Or even the Fooligion side missions
Seeing one of your friends shoot at nothing while you sit there and laugh your ass off
Is one of the funniest things I've experienced
š
frr
i remember 2 months ago where i got the kosatka
the sub rlly changed my game lol
ggs on ch lol
Facts once you get the sub you really don't need anything else
imagine doing b2b š
Thanks
youre now in the 5-6 stages of insanity
Nah I have passed that
I have already gone insane
feels good to see my acid lab full of stock and supplies<3
Easy half a milly
Fair
Man I love this community, actually competent heisters
jus sold my acid
made 530k
ez half a mil
and no need to buy supplies for the acid lab
You don't buy supplies?
i had my supply bar full
Ohhhh
Gotta
Gotcha
Should fill it up a good halfway up
3 quarters almost
Should I post the rare undercover Grey cop car I found
your choice icl
Hello chat
Sup
Can 3 people please help me with the human lab missions
Have u asked on lfg channela?
*channels
No please send a link
How do u send no acces one?
Have the role
I have a ps5 and gta 5 for it, but I still never set it up š
Thank you
No problem 
Tbh I think NOBODY plays the Luxury apartment missions
Besides the pacific standard job
They are fun
But everybody run after money
Which uk
That cat seems to be energetic
He has been drinking
Is that true cat can jump from heights easily?
Yes
@lavish musk u have the big boy Aquarius?
My kitten jumps from the top of our stairs all the time
It must be hard to take care of it
anyone wana go a casino heist
Sure
This isa casino week buddy, ask for help in lfg
U ll get someone quickly
huh?
If I ever get mod powers
Congrats
thanks
I need help with humane lab missions
Hey @distant anchor, These are the PS5 LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps5
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps5
#1051647865367314514
#1191066904345985095
#1195473091883712542
U need to waitš
Oh okay
Yea get some snacks and armor meanwhile
im helping anyone on ps4 dm me if u need help
Tf he do to you
Steal your left testicle

Congrats on beginning the 6 stages of insanity
1 testicle is 30mil inr
Next stage...
You're saying that like he has any 









is this tgg