💬┃gorilla-chat

[timber lava]

I do for like 2 hours more

[digital plume]

Zing does

[lavish flame]

Do yall have proof?

[timber lava]

zing is dating adult film star Skyler Vox

[lavish flame]

Photos

[lavish flame]

Screenshots

[lost schooner]

time to aquire server ownership and make it alive

[digital plume]

Its in his pfo

[lavish flame]

Y u need photos?

[digital plume]

Woman abuser bro

[simple iron]

inv me

[digital plume]

He likes edging to other peoples women

[timber lava]

bro

[timber lava]

🗿

[lost schooner]

[digital plume]

Make me co owner

[lavish flame]

Tf😭

[lost schooner]

shut up hoofed nerd

[simple iron]

should’ve added Johnny sins in that

[acoustic lodge]

Nah

You saw nothin

[raw warren]

Send

[digital plume]

Cbird mad weird dawg keep ur girl away from him

[lavish flame]

I can change the pfp again same girl maybe different filter🤷‍♂️

[timber lava]

it’s gonna be so sick when I jump

[simple iron]

you do it

[lavish flame]

Yes

I got hella photos and she got hella photos of me🥲

[raw warren]

Too lazy

[digital plume]

No balls

[simple iron]

Same here

[timber lava]

cap

[lavish flame]

Deadass grandma

[digital plume]

Guys i cant sleep i drank 1liter of energy

[acoustic lodge]

Nah bro 💀

[digital plume]

Drink

[timber lava]

your pfp is literally Skylar Vox homie

[lavish flame]

Idk who tf is skylar vox 😭

[raw warren]

I want a custard filled sfogliatelle at 5 am now

[digital plume]

Ph star

[timber lava]

bro she’s a pornstar

[raw warren]

Help

[lavish flame]

Oh

?

[timber lava]

your pfp girl is literally her

[digital plume]

U and me goated

[acoustic lodge]

NAME?

[timber lava]

thanks u guess

[acoustic lodge]

tell me now

Please

[timber lava]

dude cannot read

[lavish flame]

Cap

[timber lava]

bro

[acoustic lodge]

Skylar Vox?

[lavish flame]

Ill change it again 🤷‍♂️

[timber lava]

You didn’t change it to begin with

[lavish flame]

Changed it

[acoustic lodge]

What is

[lavish flame]

Check

[timber lava]

could literally be any woman in a hoodie ever

[acoustic lodge]

Yes

[lavish flame]

Ffs 😭

Ill change it again😒

[digital plume]

So uhm dont worry i took a screenshot of ur pfp and put it in google search images and skylar vox did not appear u are clear fam ima delete the picture now out of respect🫡

[timber lava]

it’s cause it’s cropped and filtered

[digital plume]

It doesnt matter fam

[timber lava]

it does

lowkey

[digital plume]

I could be searching 20 mins for the pic and it wouldnt appear

[acoustic lodge]

I need a girl pfp now

[lavish flame]

Ima not search up skylar vox or wtv her name is

[acoustic lodge]

No more sas

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-nene-leakes-real-housewives-of-atlanta-come-on-yeah-right-gif-21246985

use that

[timber lava]

could also just be some girl he has the IG of

[acoustic lodge]

Ok

[timber lava]

no proof he’s dating her

[simple iron]

Yo raccoon face reveal

[digital plume]

U are clear dude dont worry bro

[timber lava]

We need video of him and her smooching

[lavish flame]

It aint🤷‍♂️

[lost schooner]

nah thats my sister

[digital plume]

Vox and ur girl dont look alike

[simple iron]

[timber lava]

they kinda do tho

[digital plume]

Respect

[lavish flame]

Dm me a pic of skylar and ima see if i can see it

[lost schooner]

RAAAAAAASPBERRY BARRET SHE WORE A RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPBERRY BARET

[digital plume]

Nah aside from the eyebrows they dont look much

[digital plume]

K

[timber lava]

the nose the eyes the hair

[simple iron]

what are you yapping about

[timber lava]

The brows

[lost schooner]

the kind you find in a second hand store if it was warm she wouldnt wear much more RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPBERRY BARRET

[timber lava]

muted for spam

[lost schooner]

do you not know the song?

excuse you?

[simple iron]

What’s it called I might know

[lost schooner]

raspberry barret

[timber lava]

Ass song

[lost schooner]

calling prince ass?

[simple iron]

oh that song from prince

[acoustic lodge]

NAAA i found the best pfp

[lost schooner]

yes its very good

[timber lava]

Yeah prince sucks

If he was good he would still be alive

The government killed him for being bad at music

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-side-eye-eye-roll-laughing-hold-laugh-gif-16120358232757189114

[simple iron]

it’s not bad

[acoustic lodge]

@lost schooner look at that

[lost schooner]

at what

[simple iron]

ofc you choose that

[acoustic lodge]

The pfp

[simple iron]

[acoustic lodge]

Yes

[lost schooner]

of a military dude?

[acoustic lodge]

Its no dude

[lost schooner]

you should be banned just for that

[timber lava]

says you

[lost schooner]

oh, nice

[simple iron]

Michael Jackson’s has a song just for me

[lost schooner]

yes cause I dont say ridiculous things like that prince sucks at music

[lost schooner]

is it billie jean?

[simple iron]

Smooth criminal

[lost schooner]

oooh thats what I meant

[lavish flame]

My boy searched that shit up😭

[acoustic lodge]

Nah bro

Its my girl

[timber lava]

just like you looked up girl pics for your pfp

[lost schooner]

imagine having egirls as ur pfp

I have skull cowboy

[acoustic lodge]

What you waffling

[acoustic lodge]

Low honor or good honor ending

[digital plume]

Bruh u cant compare zings girl to a corn star thats messed up fam

[lost schooner]

I always want the good honor ending but due to my habit of dragging people behind my horse with my lasso I usually end up on low honor

[acoustic lodge]

Nope

[timber lava]

she look like her it’s probably her

[acoustic lodge]

Up micah

[digital plume]

It isnt fam

[timber lava]

It is

I have proof

[lavish flame]

[lost schooner]

[acoustic lodge]

I sucked the venom out of this guys leg to save him then I just shot him in the head

[lost schooner]

I wish we had a whip in rdr2

[acoustic lodge]

Im so good honor

[lost schooner]

would be so cool

[lavish flame]

lol

[acoustic lodge]

I have a habit of killing someone in rdr2 and just stabbing them millions of times

[timber lava]

It’s a pg 13 movie

it’s a safe gif

[lavish flame]

anyone b2b cayo Ps5

i have it ready

max gold

[timber lava]

ban this motherfucker

[acoustic lodge]

If you want good honor ending kill KKK

[lost schooner]

[lavish flame]

dear federal agents,
i am a third party on a 13+ server and i do not condone this man's behaviour nor do i associate with him

[topaz halo]

Most sane rdr2 player (I’ve done worse)

[timber lava]

To be honest man the damn KKK in rdr2 get a bad rap. Like they don’t actually kill anyone in the encounters. They have a couple meetings. Sometimes they’ll accidentally die from a fire spreading or something. Like the members die but no one outside of the group gets killed in the encounters I believe

[lavish flame]

bro thinks he's harvey dent

[digital plume]

Sup dog

[acoustic lodge]

Its quite cool having them in the game

[topaz halo]

Does Harvey dent suck venom out of ppl?

[lavish flame]

hello

[acoustic lodge]

And for getting good honor

[timber lava]

so tbh I never kill the kkk in rdr2 it’s funnier to watch their meetings fail

[acoustic lodge]

Hello

[lost schooner]

yeah they aint effective, but thats on purpose lol

[acoustic lodge]

Nah bro when they set themselves on fire accidentally tho 💀

[lost schooner]

R* cant just have kkk killing colored ppl in their game ofc

[timber lava]

they don’t actually do anything wrong in any of the encounters. The only reason people kill them is because they remind people of the real KKK but who can say if the rdr2 version is even racist at all

like there’s no actual proof that they’re evil to be honest

[lavish flame]

who are u bro

[timber lava]

in the game

in real life they’re evil ofc

[lavish flame]

hop off

[digital plume]

Rockstar hella racist

[lavish flame]

they would get cancelled

[acoustic lodge]

Bro is babbling

[lavish flame]

d1 yapper

[acoustic lodge]

I shot multiple KKK members then threw them off high cliffs

[lost schooner]

yeah exactly

[lost schooner]

yo same

[timber lava]

@lost schooner This dumbass was tryna do b2b cayo

plus he annoys me

[lavish flame]

So ban me 😂 idc

[acoustic lodge]

You wont be getting yo b2b anytime soon tho

[lavish flame]

There’s many other servers lmaooo

u sound dumb

[timber lava]

touch grass

[lavish flame]

look at your description buddy

[timber lava]

actually haven’t gamed in like 4 months tbh

[lavish flame]

“so many games, so little time” 😂😂😂😂

[acoustic lodge]

U sound like the type of guy to get your playstation smashed because you got bad grades

[timber lava]

imagine having so little friends you need to go to discord servers to find ONE person to play with

[lavish flame]

i get straight A s matter fact

[lavish flame]

i’m actually very well liked and i have many friends

[acoustic lodge]

Highly doubt both of those

Welcome to cap or slap with sam

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksually-nerd-kpop-nerd-pjmhmu-nerd-emoji-gif-3493854897839631862

[lavish flame]

You stalk me?

i wouldn’t care to lie to you guys since you’re fandoms

[acoustic lodge]

No, I can just tell you sound like 9 years old

[lavish flame]

randoms

[timber lava]

nah just cause bro said “ukmm actually I am VERY well liked”

[lavish flame]

do you see how you’re talking

“bro just said”

[acoustic lodge]

Blud is not young sheldon

[timber lava]

Says the guy who put “actually I am very well liked”

[lavish flame]

“blud” and im the 9 year old 😂

[acoustic lodge]

Ues you a are

[lavish flame]

that’s a normal sentence

[acoustic lodge]

Yes*

[timber lava]

for a 9 year old

[lavish flame]

No real comeback

stay quiet

[digital plume]

What are yall yapping about

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/doo-doo-doo-meme-funny-fat-man-dancing-dat-gif-17953470669456747650

[lavish flame]

this mf randomly comes at me for saying b2b cayo

like hop off

[acoustic lodge]

This kid shows up thinking hes like andrew tate

[acoustic lodge]

On the wrong chat

[lavish flame]

huh? 😂😂😂

[timber lava]

first of all in the wrong chat bozo second of all if you had any reading skills you’d know that it’s against the rules

[acoustic lodge]

Get it right then you would probably be “very well liked”

[lost schooner]

?

[lavish flame]

you do this to every new member of this server

[timber lava]

only if they’re 9

[lavish musk]

Has to make up something to get respect

[lavish flame]

who says something in the wrong chat

[timber lava]

bro was tryna do glitched cayo smh what a lost soul

[acoustic lodge]

Lmao

[lavish flame]

1. not nine obviously 2. you know from me saying b2b cayo that i’m nine?

[acoustic lodge]

Idk if that was to me but ok 👌

[timber lava]

the way you’re acting all wound up and upset like a little kid

[lavish musk]

nah I was talking about the guy you were talking about lol

[acoustic lodge]

Ah mb lol

[lavish musk]

[lavish flame]

i’m completely fine u just don’t have a response so this is your last resort

great job

[timber lava]

this isn’t a rap battle little guy okay

[acoustic lodge]

Who tf uses “resort”

[lavish flame]

mr. “too many games, too little time”

[timber lava]

not every response has to be cooked up in Eminem’s studio

[lavish flame]

no response again

[lavish flame]

how bout respond to this

[timber lava]

I already did

[lavish flame]

@acoustic lodge this has nothing to do with you idk why ur on @timber lava dick

[acoustic lodge]

Thats a bit weird

[timber lava]

bro no one is on my dick you’re just being annoying

[lavish flame]

with a bs reply

[timber lava]

motherfucker your profile picture is the damn turquoise alligator from some sports team or whatever

[digital plume]

Blow him up

[cunning void]

god damn duck

you keep getting automod dude

💀

[lavish musk]

[timber lava]

I get excited

[acoustic lodge]

I think bro signed up for the cheerleading team

[acoustic lodge]

👋 hi

[cunning void]

Hey

[lavish flame]

lemme get this straight, first i ask something in the wrong chat, a simple mistake, then you go crazy on me for absolutely no reason, also check out your description “too many games, too little time” and since you know so much about me your would probably have known that i had just joined the server

sit down dumbass

[timber lava]

you guys ever think about how you can’t smell your own knees

[timber lava]

I ain’t reading that essay

[nova frigate]

What did I walk into

[lavish flame]

“duckgoduckrun” 😂😂😂

[acoustic lodge]

You should have been hear from the start

Here*

[nova frigate]

Can someone explain xd

[lavish flame]

the truth

[lavish flame]

i just did lol

[timber lava]

how are you insulting my name and bio when your name is just your real name plus your IQ of 2 and then you don’t even have a bio

[upper fractal]

sam2c was muted. | let's take a break 😭🙏

[acoustic lodge]

This kid annoyed us for no resson

[nova frigate]

But that’s like the tip of the iceberg

[lavish musk]

🥳

[nova frigate]

Also wsg y’all

[timber lava]

hi visual

[cunning void]

You get a break too

nah

[timber lava]

bro I didnt even do anything man

[nova frigate]

Hi duck

[lavish musk]

nm wbu

[timber lava]

he came tf at me

[nova frigate]

Hey duub

[acoustic lodge]

Nah bro I didnt say nothing

[nova frigate]

How’s everyone doing here

[acoustic lodge]

Trust

[nova frigate]

Why

[acoustic lodge]

Average <13 tbh

[prime brook]

Is B2B cayo patched I’m a returning player js wanted to know

[nova frigate]

Crazy

[lavish musk]

[acoustic lodge]

That jumpscared me 😭 🙏

April nearly gave me high stage heart failure and a heart attack

From one sticker:

[digital plume]

[wanton hull]

[digital plume]

Nice pic of my nephew

[digital plume]

Hello ray how u doin

[wanton hull]

what's good dawg

im alright

[digital plume]

Nice to hear how was the flight

Did u arrive at ur destination

[wanton hull]

yeah im home

i was in florida for the past week

vacationing with my aunt and uncle

[digital plume]

Any gator attacks?

[wanton hull]

luckily no but i saw several

[digital plume]

Florida

[timber lava]

Thought you were in London

[wanton hull]

lol why did you think that

[timber lava]

idk

cause London

[wanton hull]

london is pretty wild too

isn't london like the european version of florida

[timber lava]

more like New York coty

Nice to visit but it’s trashy and gross

[acoustic lodge]

To be honest

As a person that has been to NYC before

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/reckoning-gif-23801563

[acoustic lodge]

To crowded

[acoustic lodge]

Why does that get creepier everytime i look at it

[nova frigate]

Real

[rain river]

Lol got stabbed when I was there

[wanton hull]

deadass?

lmao

[rain river]

I can't remember it was either there or Glasgow

I love being from the ul

Uk*

[lavish flame]

What is stabbing

A forgien substance entering your body

And leaving

So you could say

Being stabbed

Is kinda like catching a cold

[acoustic lodge]

I got stabbed before aswell

[lavish flame]

I've been stabbed with a pencil

[rain river]

Same broo

[acoustic lodge]

By a pen

[acoustic lodge]

Same

[rain river]

I've been robbed with a matchete

[lavish flame]

Graphite got stuck in my back and ye

[rain river]

XD

[acoustic lodge]

By pen

[lavish flame]

My brother are you gucci

You need to start packing

Pack a glock at least

[acoustic lodge]

“To dubai I go”

[rain river]

Can't get guns in the uk

[acoustic lodge]

In army cadets I get to use em

[nova frigate]

Where abouts in London it has to be the outer area

[nova frigate]

I’m in army cadets too

[acoustic lodge]

rifles segment

[lavish flame]

Oh my bad

I'm from America land where there's a average 2.5 or 3.5 guns per person

[rain river]

Kensington

[lavish flame]

Yes we have more guns then people, and those are just the registered weapons

We aren't even counting the unregistered ones

[acoustic lodge]

Oil

[rain river]

Mb you can get guns here but only some smgs shotguns and rifles

[lavish flame]

OURS

[acoustic lodge]

U cant get guns in the uk

[nova frigate]

Ah nice

[rain river]

With the right permits you can

[nova frigate]

I don’t hear much knife crime there but I’m far from London so idk

[acoustic lodge]

Knock knock motherfucker its the united states of america, I hear you have oil thats not under my possession

[rain river]

BTW yk London isn't the worst

For knife crime

[nova frigate]

Yeah ik

Greater Manchester is bad

[acoustic lodge]

Its birmingham

[rain river]

Nope

[acoustic lodge]

Peckham

[rain river]

Nope

[acoustic lodge]

Newcastle

[rain river]

Nah

[acoustic lodge]

Southampton

[rain river]

Nope

[lavish flame]

You know I used to joke and say I will beat you mate

[nova frigate]

Peckham is in London

[acoustic lodge]

Ik

[nova frigate]

Liverpewlll

[rain river]

Nahh

[acoustic lodge]

Bournemouth

[rain river]

The most dangerous place in all of the uk is a city is Scotland

Very famous

[acoustic lodge]

Glasgow

[rain river]

Yepp

[acoustic lodge]

COME ON!

[rain river]

Took you a while but yeahhh

I fuck with the, Y,O,B

[acoustic lodge]

I though u ment england

But ok

[nova frigate]

I’m my defence you could of specified it was the UK

[rain river]

I mean all of uk mb

[nova frigate]

What I’m saying bro haha

[lavish flame]

Wouldn't the uk be all of the 4 countries

Ireland

Scotland

Wales

[acoustic lodge]

Northen ireland

[lavish flame]

And Britian

[acoustic lodge]

Northern*

Ireland itself is independent

[rain river]

England *

[lavish flame]

Isn't northern Ireland under British territory

[acoustic lodge]

Britain is uk

[acoustic lodge]

Yea

But mainland Ireland isnt

[lavish flame]

But UK isn't britian

[nova frigate]

Northern but yeah

[acoustic lodge]

Is blud acoustic

[rain river]

England ,northen Ireland Wales Scotland all make up Britain

[lavish flame]

Ye ik I bump that revolution song it goes hard fr

[lavish flame]

The UK is all 4 of the countries combined

[unkempt void]

is there a way to do car meets here

[timber lava]

okay listen you’re all stupid

[acoustic lodge]

Uk and Britain is the same exact thing

[timber lava]

Great Britain the island is Scotland, England, Wales. It’s those 3

UK is those 3 plus Northern Ireland

[rain river]

No it's not

[timber lava]

UK and Great Britain are not the same

[rain river]

Yes they are

[lavish flame]

They aint

[timber lava]

Great Britain is an island UK is a country

[lavish flame]

Well what do you call the collection of the 2 islands then

[acoustic lodge]

This convo is making me constipated

[acoustic lodge]

Oh yea ur right

[nova frigate]

Here’s to explain it

[timber lava]

literally just look it up I already know I’m right I’ve done this research before

[nova frigate]

It’s blurry damn

[glacial acorn]

my cocaine lockup is using supplied but isn’t making any product

[acoustic lodge]

@lavish flame i already did

[timber lava]

bro that’s in fucking 3 pixels

[lavish flame]

Did you mean for it to be that low quality

[rain river]

I'm from the UK dumbass

[acoustic lodge]

Wait sometime

[timber lava]

you are…stupid then

[nova frigate]

Nope

[glacial acorn]

it used 2 bars of supplies and no bars of product has been made

[nova frigate]

Well it’s more clear

[lavish flame]

I'm pretty sure everybody else calls it Britain and British caled it UK

[acoustic lodge]

Because you have to wait

[rain river]

Am not ur just trying to be smart on a topic you know nothing about

[acoustic lodge]

💀

[nova frigate]

This one might be better quality

[lavish flame]

Cause everywhere I've hear

UK is both islands

And all 4 countries

[timber lava]

As you can see @rain river I know exactly what I’m talking about

[lavish flame]

Ireland separated itself from.the UK when the revolution happened?

[acoustic lodge]

Duck we aint on about great britian

Just britian itself

[timber lava]

Great Britain is Scotland, England, and wales. UK is those 3 plus Northern Ireland

[rain river]

Northen Ireland depending on who you ask they say there from Britain

[timber lava]

Both islands together are the British isles

[rain river]

And Irish people say they are from the UK

[timber lava]

But Great Britain is just the three on that island

[timber lava]

Northern Irish are

No Irish person would say that

[lavish flame]

Question

What's the difference between Greath Britain

[rain river]

Yag

[lavish flame]

And The British Empire

[timber lava]

empire dissolved long ago

[rain river]

The empire was basically a kingdom and its faded into great Britain

[acoustic lodge]

Alright let me finish it. Great britian= 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿. United Kingdom/ 🇬🇧 = Northern Ireland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

[timber lava]

That’s a very confusing way to put it but yes

[lavish flame]

Bro in the Anglo Saxton days

Scots

And irish

[acoustic lodge]

I think scotland should be independent

[lavish flame]

We're fucking badasses

[lavish flame]

They act like they are at least

Scottish are probably the most national loving people here

[rain river]

As a Scot I agree but England won't let us

[acoustic lodge]

“Scottish not British” is going around

[timber lava]

you mean Britain

England isn’t independent either they’re under UK

[rain river]

No I mean England

[lavish flame]

What yall think about Wales and The Welsh?

[timber lava]

honestly I forget they exist every day

[lavish flame]

Also why yall languages end with SH fr

Irish

Scottish

[acoustic lodge]

Wait does king charles control canada?

[rain river]

England needs Scotland Scotland doesn't need England

[acoustic lodge]

And like Australia

[timber lava]

Scottish language is Gaelic technically

[lavish flame]

English

And Welsh

[rain river]

Wrong Scots rarely speak gaelic we more speak Scots or English

[timber lava]

rarely speak it anymore

[acoustic lodge]

More irish people speak gaelic

[lavish flame]

You guys know Brazil holds like the most confederates in the whole world

[timber lava]

ah shite that’s right I forget Scots don’t do that as much anymore because they’re stupid

[rain river]

Nah we've always more spoken the other two

[timber lava]

Ur right my bad

[lavish flame]

I love Jacksepticeye man

[acoustic lodge]

I used to

[timber lava]

least racist comment

[acoustic lodge]

Jacksepticeye was elite bro

[lavish flame]

I'm 25% 25% German and 50% Filipino

[rain river]

BTW if you wanna know the best looking city in Scotland it's Edinburgh

[lavish flame]

I'm a Filipino descendent

My grandma immigrated to the US back in the 70s I believe or at most the very early 80s

[timber lava]

25% 25% German

[lavish flame]

Irish*

[timber lava]

wtf that even mean

ah

[lavish flame]

25% Irish 25% German and 50% Filipino

Filipinos as a race is weird imo

[timber lava]

I’m like 50% Irish nice place

people can be assholes though

[vapid crystal]

My neighbours are Filipinos

[timber lava]

but that’s everywhere

[lavish flame]

Like we started of Hispanic and was owned by Spain

Then we got freed by American

Then because asians

[timber lava]

bro is YAPPING

[lavish flame]

But most Asians don't accept usb

[vapid crystal]

I like the Irish and Scottish accents. It just makes jokes 10x funnier.

[lavish flame]

And we also depend from Africans so like

[lavish flame]

Any accent makes a joke funny imo

My favorite is the raspy Aussie accents

[vapid crystal]

Not American accents

[vapid crystal]

That’s me lol

[lavish flame]

Tbh America has too many accents man

East cost

Big Italian

Very heavy Italian accents

Midwest more Canadian

South very slangish, males are raspy females are more soft

[timber lava]

I love America variety

[lavish flame]

And west coast is more chill back

[timber lava]

I hate cali accents

[unkempt void]

ong

[lavish flame]

Personally my Irish accent comes out when I'm mad

[lavish flame]

Facts

[timber lava]

Irish is more my natural accent but I don’t let it out unless I’m around people I REALLY trust

or if I’m eased into it

[rain river]

I love my story's I feel like I should write a book about them

[timber lava]

A few days ago some guy im friends with was playin an accordion outside and he started playing star of the county down and i was like holy shit I love that song

and I started singing and eventually transitioned to Irish accent and the guy was like “I’ve never met anyone who knows this song”

like bro ofc I know the song I’m Irish af

[lavish flame]

Tbh I might right a Philosophy book

[timber lava]

Not with that spelling

[lavish flame]

I'm different when I type

[timber lava]

I’ve been working on a narrative nonfiction for over 5 years on and off. About 150 pages in

[lavish flame]

And when I text

[rain river]

My life has been interesting

I like too think

[timber lava]

have you ever murdered someone

[lavish flame]

You ever steal someone's girln

[rain river]

I've cripped someone

[timber lava]

you ever kiss Taylor swift

[past marsh]

💀

[rain oxide]

Does 13 players count to sell acid lab in public session

For more money

[timber lava]

well with my Taylor swift nude AI images that she is now suing over, you can experience the life of having sex with Taylor

[past marsh]

@lavish musk

[timber lava]

for just $5.99 you too can experience sex

[rain river]

I've robbed someone at knife point

Stole a dirt bike

[past marsh]

Isn’t prostitution illegal?

[lavish musk]

yep

[rain oxide]

Alr ty

[timber lava]

sounds like you’re a shitty person

[rain river]

Broken into some house

[rain river]

It was boys from a different part if the city who robbed my friends

Gang wars go crazy

[small needle]

Hi chat

[timber lava]

so call the cops?

[lavish flame]

You

What

[rain river]

Nah bro we don't fuck with feds

[timber lava]

getting involved in gang wars is childish and stupid

[timber lava]

Even dumber

[past marsh]

Man, what are you doing?

[lavish flame]

G Herbo said it best

[rain river]

If you want something done do it urself

[lavish flame]

We don't talk to cops

[timber lava]

cops aren’t feds either

[past marsh]

Could someone summarize what’s going on?

[lavish flame]

We don't cop pleas

[timber lava]

This idiot is confessing to his crimes

[lavish flame]

We know that

It's just slang

Like

5 O

[rain river]

Also it's not cops it police

[lavish flame]

Or PoPo

Or One Time

[timber lava]

Cops is fine because it comes from coppers which comes from the copper badges

[lavish flame]

Yall have copper badges?

We have brass

[timber lava]

They used to*

Back when the term was coined

[lavish flame]

Ohhh

[rain river]

In Scotland depending on were ur from you have a different accent and most say police like polis

[past marsh]

Like actual crimes he committed?

[timber lava]

yes

Read up

[rain river]

Dad lore

✌️

[past marsh]

Committing crimes shouldn’t be something you should talk about with your future kids

[timber lava]

any smart criminal knows not to just mouth off about crimes to strangers on the internet

[rain river]

Why not

[past marsh]

At this point, this dude must be trolling

[lavish flame]

Actually it should be

To prevent them from.making the same mistakes

[rain river]

Like 50%

[lavish flame]

We did

[timber lava]

Or REALLY dumb

[rain river]

We can go in dms

[digital plume]

Hey guys dont argue

Chill

[lavish flame]

Well I'll mouth on to all my crimes

[rain river]

Gey mamgozz

[lavish flame]

Got no evidence

[timber lava]

we’re chill

[lavish flame]

And if you record it

[digital plume]

Hey zking

[lavish flame]

You can't use it

[rain river]

What's good

[past marsh]

Like ima be honest, my parents does talk about the crap they use to do. But they talk about it in a way like how I shouldn’t be following what they were doing and how they were being dumb.

[digital plume]

Nothing much

[digital plume]

Limbean whats going on

[rain river]

Fair enough

[lavish flame]

Facts

Like

[past marsh]

But doing crimes over pity reasons is dumb

[lavish flame]

I stole a whole box of Klondike bars

Just because

[digital plume]

Bro what

[lavish flame]

I wish I was kidding..

[digital plume]

Now we talking about theft

[timber lava]

Mf said “I’d do anything for a Klondike bar”

[lavish flame]

Theft with no proof

[past marsh]

There’s a dude here confessing about the crimes he did. I seriously can’t tell if he’s trying to troll or not.

[lavish flame]

Even steal it

😭

[timber lava]

You JUST confessed. That’s the proof

[digital plume]

Lil bro forgot about cctv

[digital plume]

Ig we should call 911

[lavish flame]

Can't be used under a court of law

[timber lava]

Yes it can

[lavish flame]

And if it could be used

[timber lava]

Where you live

[lavish flame]

My confession isn't enough

[timber lava]

where do you live

[lavish flame]

You dk if I'm lying

[timber lava]

If someone confesses to a crime bro

[lavish flame]

I live in a different city then where the crime was commited

[timber lava]

they goin away

[past marsh]

I mean I’m not that into politics, but he could say that he was lying

[lavish flame]

It's considered circumstanceal evidence

[timber lava]

Sure. But then you cross reference where he lived at what time and look at store thefts in the areas

[lavish flame]

You dk if I'm covering for someone

You dk if I'm lying

[digital plume]

@past marsh is it hippie?

[timber lava]

Bro thinks he’s a lawyer but in fact is gonna get in trouble

[past marsh]

Nah the zking dude

[digital plume]

That is confessing

[digital plume]

Oh shit

[unkempt void]

can anyone do the prison heist on xbox one

[lavish flame]

I'm not?

[past marsh]

Go to LFG

[timber lava]

you’re not but I mean if you went to like a police station and confessed to a murder

they’re gonna arrest you

[past marsh]

You’ll find people there

[lavish flame]

Cops need more then a confession to get you

That's why they collection fingerprints

[timber lava]

It’s called turning yourself in

[past marsh]

Not always true

[past marsh]

^^^

[wanton hull]

i leave for 20 minutes

and someone has confessed to multiple crimes

[lavish flame]

Yet you have no psychical evidence to prove I've done the crime

[timber lava]

Pretty sure discord TOS says you can get banned for that

[timber lava]

That you know of

[past marsh]

Two people. 1 person confessed about 1 crime while another dude went on going on about confessing crimes as if it was a flex.

[timber lava]

Could be a witness or a recording you don’t know about

[wanton hull]

that's kinda stupid really

[lavish flame]

Im.preety sure a melted and disolving box of ice cream bars

[timber lava]

I’m thinking up about 30 ways I could get your ass

[digital plume]

I think someone put the special fed powder in @rain river drink

[lavish flame]

Isn't psychical edvidence

[timber lava]

the inventory stock would reflect something was stolen..

[digital plume]

Where is zking from??

[timber lava]

And your presence in the area at the time

[past marsh]

@rain river why you sending me a friend request?

[timber lava]

is circumstantial sure but

[lavish flame]

This store let you being your backpack in the store..

Pretty sure they didn't care

[rain river]

Don't remember if it was here or avions discord but someone idmited to gave a glock with a switch and a 20 round mag

[timber lava]

It’s evidence and enough of that could get you

[lavish flame]

Wait @lavish flame still havent told me y tf u need photos?

[rain river]

So I can private message you

[timber lava]

Sure I believe that

[lavish flame]

Big stores will actually allow you to steal because they can replace the item

[timber lava]

But that wasn’t your point. Your point was there’s no evidence

[lavish flame]

Cause they know you'll probably

Eventually

Get caught

[timber lava]

There is evidence. The fact they don’t care is irrelevant

[digital plume]

Dont bro

Dont send

[past marsh]

About what?

[lavish flame]

That evidence is dissolved cardboard

[digital plume]

Where is he from?

[lavish flame]

I never was tbh

How you gonna get something out of that

[past marsh]

Idk

[digital plume]

Good shit fam

[timber lava]

dude the inventory ledger..

[rain river]

Or just ask me

[digital plume]

Where are u from fam

[timber lava]

And your whereabouts being placed in the area at that time plus these messages in discord being linked to your IP

and possibly CCTV

[lavish flame]

That's not the workers job

[lavish flame]

The photos of my girl is meo

That's the owners job

[timber lava]

it’s someone’s job

[lavish flame]

Execept when they on my pfp but she loves it so ill keep doing it🤷‍♂️

[rain river]

Uk

[timber lava]

And having missing inventory is evidence

[digital plume]

Its always the british mfs

[lavish flame]

The owner doesn't care if one item goes missing from stock he can afford to pay it back That's why big stores let you get away with stealing

[digital plume]

Might have to report it to the feds i got the screenshots

[lavish flame]

They can pay for all the stuff

[timber lava]

listen

I understand the owner doesn’t xare

That wasn’t your point

[rain river]

Okay Mr usa

[timber lava]

Your point was there’s no evidence. There is.

[digital plume]

I aint from usa

[rain river]

Only place in the word that uses the word feds

[timber lava]

I agree with u bro probably doesn’t care

[digital plume]

Cctv fam

[lavish flame]

Evidence of dissolved cardboard a box that has gone missing out of the 100s they sell in a day

[timber lava]

yes exactly

[digital plume]

I use the word feds and im from EU

[timber lava]

yes

[lavish flame]

You have no camera footage I stole

You have not witnesses I stole

[digital plume]

Some cctv also have built in microphones

[timber lava]

that you know of

[lavish flame]

There was nobody around

Nobody saw

[timber lava]

that you know of

[lavish flame]

I'm a criminal but not a dumb one

[timber lava]

You’re confessing to a crime

[lavish flame]

That whole isle was empty

[timber lava]

to strangers

[lavish flame]

Yet you can't report me for it

[timber lava]

I could but I won’t

[lavish flame]

Whats my name?

What's my address

What state was the crime.commited inn

[timber lava]

I don’t care enough to grab your IP and find out

[lavish flame]

These are all questions they'll ask you bro

[timber lava]

but I could find out if I really wanted

[lavish flame]

Even if you grab my.ip you still dk when or where the crime took place

[timber lava]

true

[lavish flame]

And what store the crime took place in

[timber lava]

even still

it’s still a confession tho

[digital plume]

Yall bro i might call the british embassy

[lavish flame]

A confession that doesn't give you a how where and a when

[digital plume]

Crime isnt little

[lavish flame]

Or a who

You only got a what

[timber lava]

If someone confesses to killing someone but doesn’t say when or where

they’re still going to jail

[digital plume]

Exactly

If u are caught on cctv u are done

[lavish flame]

If you don't say how you did it they'll actually lower your sentence

[timber lava]

Still getting a sentence..

[lavish flame]

No

A lawyer could argue that

The defendet doesn't know what weapon was used

The time the killing took place

Or where the killing even was

[timber lava]

Yet they confessed to the killing

[lavish flame]

So how you could be so certain

That he killed a man

[timber lava]

Because they confessed

[lavish flame]

So if I say

I'm the president of the USA

[timber lava]

listen

[lavish flame]

Does that make me the president

[timber lava]

this is basic shit

You go to court

“How do you plead”

“Guilty”

You’re done

That’s all they need

[lavish flame]

You have no murder weapon you have no psychical evidence I killed a person idk where it took place idk when it took place idk how it took place idk the weapon that it was used I bassiclyonly know there was a murder

[timber lava]

If you plead guilty in court

[lavish flame]

No jury is gonna convict you

Off of you just saying you did it

[timber lava]

You don’t need a jury in conviction

[lavish flame]

A confession is evidence not a plea

A plea is different

Your confession is recorded and may be used as evidence to convict you of the crime

However

A plea

Is a contract you sign

[timber lava]

Okay buddy

go confess to the cops then if you’re so confident

[lavish flame]

Like I said

I'm a criminal

[timber lava]

nah bro go do it

[lavish flame]

Not a dumb one

Besides

[timber lava]

Yeah exactly

Just proved my point

[lavish flame]

It happened when I was a minor

So at most

It would be a misdemeanor

[timber lava]

Yeah exactly. You just proved my point bro

[lavish flame]

Just because I said it would be that doesn't mean it would hold up in a court of law bron

[timber lava]

Say confessing won’t get you in jail so go confess then if you’re confident they won’t find any evidence

[lavish flame]

Bro*

[timber lava]

okay go confess 😭

[lavish flame]

It won't if your confession isn't thorough enough

[latent trench]

Some guy with mods just gave all collectibles to everyone in session

[timber lava]

just go and tell them you stole something.

[lavish flame]

It's the same thing with allibys

[timber lava]

and lemme know how it goes

[lavish flame]

Oh yeah and the police will arrest me for a crime that happend like 6 or 5 years ago that happened in another city

Yeah

[magic onyx]

can someone account share with ps plus i’m tryna play gta online in soul i wont steal ur info

[lavish flame]

Totally broski

[timber lava]

so go do it

why not

What’s gonna happen

[lavish flame]

Because that'll be leading in to your twisted way of thinking that saying you did something automatically means you did it

If I say I punched a wall just now

Yet nothing seems out of placr

Does it mean I did it

No

[timber lava]

go do it and prove me wrong

[lavish flame]

And thats how I know

You know your wrong

[timber lava]

that’s the thing tho the inventory is out of place

[lavish flame]

Cause your not willing to back uo your argument anymore

[timber lava]

Because you won’t listen to what I’m saying lmao

If there’s no risk in the confession then why not confess

[lavish flame]

What your saying is false information

[timber lava]

okay sure

The cops would hold you in a cell while they investigate

that’s what would happen

[lavish flame]

A general criminal law principle known as the corpus delicti rule provides that a confession, standing alone, isn't enough for a conviction. With its design of preventing wrongful convictions, the rule implicitly acknowledges the phenomenon of false confessions.

One google search away bro

[timber lava]

that’s where we were miscommunication

I never said it would get you convicted

it would get you arrested

[lavish flame]

You actually did...

[timber lava]

betwhere

[lavish flame]

They take you too a box to interrogate you

[timber lava]

yes

[lavish flame]

Where they have a certain time frame

Then they let you go

[timber lava]

that’s what I said

[timber lava]

right here

[lavish flame]

No you didn't

[timber lava]

I just replied to it bro yes I did

[lavish flame]

You said a cell

[timber lava]

motherfucker tomato tomato same shit

[lavish flame]

Not a integration room

[timber lava]

you know what I mean

they interrogate you and after that’s over you’re in a cell because you need toilets and sleeping while they investigate

now it’s just minor semantics

[lavish flame]

No they have to release you do to lack of information and evidence

[timber lava]

After the investigation period is over

Which is like what 72 hours?

24?0

[lavish flame]

No after the integration is over

They will still investigate

You'll just be free

[timber lava]

that’s not how it works in my state

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/all-the-arguing-fighting-has-to-stop-bet-the-christmas-lottery-gif-19566108

[timber lava]

we’re not arguing bro it’s a discussion

No insults here

[lost schooner]

oh the arguingn alr stopped

ok

[lavish flame]

Ye just a friendly debate

I respect his opinion at the end of the day

[lost schooner]

but no talking about anything illegal here, no admitting uve done crimes

[small needle]

No

Guys can we argue

[timber lava]

Yeah this ^

“I’m a criminal not a dumb one” well it is against TOS to say you’re a criminal hippie ngl

[lost schooner]

?bang @small needle

[small needle]

I’ve hit people’s cars with my car and ran away

I’ve shoplifted

[lost schooner]

yes this

[timber lava]

that’s crazy

[vapid crystal]

Admitting to crime👀

[simple iron]

Rookie

[lost schooner]

zip it

[small needle]

LOL

[lost schooner]

beanbottom

[small needle]

I’ve jaywalked

Which isn’t illegal anymore actually

[timber lava]

WHOA

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/playboi-carti-producer-producer-tag-harry-fraud-location-gif-24662108

[upper fractal]

greentop_ was muted. | dont talk about illegal things

[simple iron]

[lavish flame]

Guys I slapped at @lost schooner last Thursday

Jp jo

Jp jp

[lost schooner]

noob fr

[simple iron]

True he’s a rookie

[lavish flame]

@small needle

Now me personally

[small needle]

Hi

[lavish flame]

I would have thrown hands

[timber lava]

okay guys

[small needle]

?beatup @lost schooner

[timber lava]

nuts on the table would you hit a police officer if he fucked your wife

[digital plume]

Lets stop talking bout crime ladies and gentlemen

[simple iron]

Yo nsfw mods ban

[digital plume]

Did zking get muted too?

[small needle]

I’ve pirated video games before

[timber lava]

Bro is tryna get banned

[small needle]

It would be kind of funny you have to admit

[lavish flame]

Yo guys I took a cookie from the cookie jar

Anyways phone at 3%

And imma take a nap fr

Peace

[lost schooner]

No please

[simple iron]

wtf

[lost schooner]

WAIT WHAT

[lavish flame]

?ban @lost schooner for being a snitch

[timber lava]

it’s just a really poorly designed Black Friday ad

[simple iron]

Nah mute him for nsfw

[past marsh]

If it was a game developed by a large company or an old game then I don’t blame you

[timber lava]

holy shit

Lois

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-gif-11725800145853034187

[small needle]

I’ve pirated CRUELTY SQUAD

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-dark-perfect-dark-n64-joannadark-gif-12930596

pretty good game ^

Perfect dark zero was ass tho

[past marsh]

Indie game

[small needle]

Ok technically I didn’t pirate it myself

[timber lava]

Can’t wait for the remake of perfect dark

[small needle]

My friend purchased the game and then just gave me the files for it

[past marsh]

My friend did the same to ultrakill. He got a flash drive of ultrakill then put it on ultrakill then shared it with his friends for the school computers.

[small needle]

That’s awesome

[past marsh]

Honestly he does the same for a lot of games

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-dark-joanna-dark-the-initiative-xbox-game-studios-gif-19534225

actually excited for this

was announced ages ago it better not be csnceled

[past marsh]

I might do the same for GTA SA

[past marsh]

Never heard of it

[timber lava]

How old are you?

legit question cause perfect dark is from 2000

perfect dark zero is 2005 and the remake is coming supposedly

so I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t remember it if you’re young

[surreal hatch]

looks like ac origin

[timber lava]

Perfect Dark remake announced in 2020 lmao

[timber lava]

Why? Because it’s in Giza?

most generic shit to use to compare two games tbh

[surreal hatch]

nvm hehe

[timber lava]

that’s like saying two movies look similar cause they both take place in New York City

[surreal hatch]

the only game i wanna buy rn for my collection is tekken 8

[timber lava]

metacritic score puts perfect dark zero above the original game? what da hell

[digital plume]

Dont touch my boi or else i will do unimaginable things to u at 3:33 am😊

[past marsh]

Guess 😉

[timber lava]

sloppy?

[timber lava]

17

[gentle cypress]

tf

[digital plume]

18

[past marsh]

I take that as a compliment, but no.

[timber lava]

14

[past marsh]

No

[timber lava]

Lower or higher

[past marsh]

Higher

[timber lava]

16 for sure

[past marsh]

Nope

[timber lava]

higher

?

[gentle cypress]

72