💬┃gorilla-chat

[last magnet]

Damn I’m sorry to hear that

[lost schooner]

this is sad

[surreal geode]

Maths? You smartass

[simple iron]

Don’t do school ez

[surreal geode]

It is what it is

[last magnet]

[unreal echo]

now this is just sad, who tf wrinkled my burger

[last magnet]

Idk what it is I love numbers, but letters I’m fucked

[surreal geode]

[lost schooner]

this looks bad af

[last magnet]

My English GCSE was a 7 and 6

[surreal geode]

Thats not bad

[simple iron]

you should’ve asked me to make the burger

[surreal geode]

It's pretty good imo since 5 is the average grade

[last magnet]

Ultimately none of it mattered anyway. I don’t have my GCSE’ on my CV and I got my College offers in unconditional anyway

[timber lava]

that’s your brain

[last magnet]

Fair

[surreal geode]

That sucks

[delicate lynx]

@last magnet

[unreal echo]

no ridges or lumps, or valleys or bumps

[delicate lynx]

@last magnet

[surreal geode]

They should have let those whose missed their gcse sit their gcse exams

[last magnet]

🥺

[timber lava]

shut up

[delicate lynx]

who are you

[last magnet]

Fair

[past marsh]

I use to listen to that dude

[last magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-metal-gear-rising-sam-gif-24999738

[past marsh]

Sup suck

[simple iron]

[delicate lynx]

how u been robo

[past marsh]

Listen to him? If so, what's your favorite song by him?

[last magnet]

I’m good Raven. How bout you?

[unreal echo]

no hi to me i see

alr

[simple iron]

Humans and monsters

[delicate lynx]

who 😂

[past marsh]

Monday gunday pt 2

[last magnet]

@surreal geode ultimately fuck the UK education system

[delicate lynx]

i see you regularly pal

havent heard from robo in like 2 years

[surreal geode]

And fuck the UK government

[last magnet]

True.

[simple iron]

Fuck every government

[lost schooner]

wild

[surreal geode]

Especially Rishi

[last magnet]

Tories in general

And everyone else tbf

[past marsh]

Why is that cat everywhere

[delicate lynx]

nvm robo aired me

[last magnet]

It’s an awful system

[surreal geode]

Who was the lady who resigned as pm after a month?

[delicate lynx]

how are you jewelz

[last magnet]

Sorry 😢

[surreal geode]

Forgot her name

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cool-pink-hoodie-gif-2386439513440835628

[last magnet]

Liz truss

[surreal geode]

Ah yes

I'm a fighter not a quitter

Right

[last magnet]

Got beaten by a cabbage

[unreal echo]

yum

[last magnet]

Or lettuce

[simple iron]

I feel like you are gonna find a piece of hair in that

[surreal geode]

She was opening pork markets 😭

How is that helping

[unreal echo]

you just wish you had some

[digital plume]

Looks like a pile of sticks

[simple iron]

Nah cause I found hair in my food last time I had that

[surreal geode]

Average American meal

[unreal echo]

bro it’s fries?😭🙏

[digital plume]

Looks like a pile of sticks imo

[surreal geode]

You had a burger too

[last magnet]

lol

[unreal echo]

you don’t eat fries with your burger?💀

[digital plume]

@unreal echo get wendys fries bro

[surreal geode]

I cut down how much takeaway I eat

[simple iron]

Dip it in milkshake

[digital plume]

Or icecream

[rain oxide]

Can I change the shoot button from rt to rb on Xbox for GTA ?

[surreal geode]

I just take a burger with a cold drink or just chips

Not both

[digital plume]

Yeah

[rain oxide]

How

[unreal echo]

yea you need to especially you

[simple iron]

fish and chips

[surreal geode]

??

[last magnet]

its 1am i need to dip.

[unreal echo]

hi

[unreal echo]

should tbh

[last magnet]

Been good talking to yall, take care and gn

[surreal geode]

Throw your phone across the room

Helps

[digital plume]

Go to settings and then first person and third person controlls and select alternate fps2

[surreal geode]

Take care and goodnight

[digital plume]

Ye

[last magnet]

my phone is on its last legs as is. i cannot afford to do that

[surreal geode]

That's reasonable

[last magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/senator-armstrong-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-out-senator-armstrong-out-gif-23706021

[rain oxide]

Setting on GTA or the Xbox itself?

[lost schooner]

doesnt look good at all 😭 wth

[digital plume]

Gta

[rain oxide]

Ok

[surreal geode]

Hello Mr discord admin

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/peace-out-im-out-bye-gif-14304356

[lost schooner]

he is a discord admin, quick edit it before he will ban you

he takes his rank VERY seriously

[digital plume]

Hey bro

[lost schooner]

[lost schooner]

wsg gang

[digital plume]

Nun too much wbu

[unreal echo]

show me better fries

[surreal geode]

Bye

[digital plume]

Wendys bitch

[surreal geode]

safe

[unreal echo]

tf?😭

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-frenchfries-gif-22294046

[unreal echo]

looks unsalted

[simple iron]

Cause the cat licked it all

[unreal echo]

mine actually has crisp to it

[digital plume]

https://tenor.com/view/wendys-french-fries-fries-fast-food-wendys-fries-gif-27631047

[surreal geode]

I'm gonna go eat a kitkat 👍

[simple iron]

Bek stop lurking

[lost schooner]

just tryinna make sure you dont ban even more people for calling you a mere peasant discord mod

[lost schooner]

yes bek

[simple iron]

I can sniff his alt

[lost schooner]

phew, that was close

[lost schooner]

good good

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/french-fries-fries-mcdonalds-fast-food-gif-13231858338563949771

those

[rain oxide]

Do you use standard or alternate

[rain oxide]

[unreal echo]

i’ve never done that bro😭calm down before i ban YOU

[lost schooner]

youve done that many times and dont ban me bro thatd be rude

[rain oxide]

He is scared to mute me

[lost schooner]

no

but he is scared to ban

[unreal echo]

[lost schooner]

🗣️

[rain oxide]

[lost schooner]

he will still mute though

[rain oxide]

I doubt it

I trust my boy jew

[unreal echo]

ask and you shall receive

[lost schooner]

I dont 😭 I alr got muted today

[lavish musk]

1 bj please

[rain oxide]

Would you mute me jew

[lavish musk]

[lost schooner]

yo can I get the same as induub?

[surreal geode]

Yessir

[unreal echo]

¿por qué?

[lavish musk]

[rain oxide]

You wouldn't mute me right

[unreal echo]

induub wants a ban, so sure

[unreal echo]

nope

[lavish musk]

smh

GTA 5: TGG's Gorilla Gang, no humor allowed™

[lost schooner]

Nuh uh

[simple iron]

[lost schooner]

Stop yapping lil man

[unreal echo]

Jewelz being nice for a day!! (gone horribly wrong!)

[lavish musk]

Impossible

[rain oxide]

He wouldn't ban me tho

[lost schooner]

Yo jewelz was nice? When

[lavish musk]

Jewelz654™

[simple iron]

I shall look at every single persons account to find bek

[rain oxide]

Nu

[lost schooner]

Bek better be scared

[surreal geode]

Good luck

[lost schooner]

Its you

Ban

[unreal echo]

see i was nice

[lost schooner]

@unreal echo found em

Lets ban

[rain oxide]

I'm unbannable

[surreal geode]

He's looking through 160k+ accounts

[lost schooner]

How could I miss that

[unreal echo]

i regret eating berger

[rain oxide]

Jew

[lost schooner]

No we found its you

[lavish musk]

Berger make u very fat

[lost schooner]

Srry but were gonna have to ban you

[surreal geode]

You're a discord admin you need it

[unreal echo]

You would know huh

[surreal geode]

LMAO

[rain oxide]

How do I find my ticket I opened

[unreal echo]

jk

[lavish musk]

Ofc

But you even more so, Mr. Admin

[unreal echo]

[lost schooner]

He does NOT need it

[simple iron]

What if he’s already fat

[unreal echo]

https://tenor.com/view/open-eyes-tom-sleepy-gif-14594139

[surreal geode]

he NEEDS the gym

[lost schooner]

Yeah srry but ur gonna get banned

Bye

[surreal geode]

What for

[rain oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/twd-the-walking-dead-walking-dead-negan-jeffrey-dean-morgan-gif-14458916

[simple iron]

Found beks alt

[lost schooner]

W

Its amara

[surreal geode]

You live upto your name

[lost schooner]

[simple iron]

I ain’t no snitch

[unreal echo]

guys i’m not going to type here for 2 weeks watch

[surreal geode]

[lost schooner]

He really does

[rain oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/twho-hours-later-sp-funny-gif-18933136

[unreal echo]

has it been 2 weeks yet?

[surreal geode]

We ain't watching 🗣🗣🗣

[lost schooner]

It has

[simple iron]

Just check at all level 40 people he says he’s that level

[rain oxide]

I can't find my stupid ticket I opened

[simple iron]

[lost schooner]

If this is true thats ez as fuck

[surreal geode]

Scroll down to the bottom of the channels list

[rain oxide]

Ok

[lost schooner]

Anyways nerds

Imma sleep

[sharp field]

please don’t

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-rules-mmi-server-mors-mutual-headquarters-mors-mutual-mmi-rules-gif-26227998

[rain oxide]

Thank you 🫡

[lost schooner]

[surreal geode]

You're welcome

[rain oxide]

Like Dylan did?

[lost schooner]

@simple iron later zazer

[simple iron]

I don’t know him

[lavish musk]

@unreal echo

[rain oxide]

Or "ban tickle pickle"

[surreal geode]

Thought it said eat someone 😭

Cannibalism right there

[simple iron]

I’ll be eating everything in your fridge while you sleep Gn

[lost schooner]

W

[lost schooner]

Lol whered u make this

[simple iron]

Better not have salads in there

[rain oxide]

"Ban tickle pickler"

[simple iron]

[rain oxide]

Remember him

[simple iron]

That goofball

[rain oxide]

Do you like my emoji

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

[surreal geode]

It's 1am

[rain oxide]

Zaza I have a question

[surreal geode]

I need to sleep asap

[lavish musk]

02:21 AM here ik what u mean

[rain oxide]

If I kill 4000 cops and 1000 noose does that count as 5000 cop kills?

12 pm

[surreal geode]

Do you need to wake up early?

[lavish musk]

No

[surreal geode]

I've gotta be up at 8 leave my house at 9

[lavish musk]

bed time then

[surreal geode]

Running errands till 5 😭

[rain oxide]

Duub

[lavish musk]

Hi

[surreal geode]

Lucky

[rain oxide]

Do you know the answer to my questions

[surreal geode]

I can't fall asleep

[small needle]

Hi chat

[lavish musk]

Well my guess is that you just need 5000 cop kills themselves, Noose don't count I believe

[surreal geode]

I'd read a book but I can't be asked

[rain oxide]

Om

Ok,

[surreal geode]

Hi

[small needle]

Hi

[lavish musk]

Ello chump

[small needle]

I love you

Hi dub

[surreal geode]

Oh

[lavish musk]

I know that feeling when I still had to go to school

[lavish musk]

Hi, when will you boot up GTA again?

[surreal geode]

School sucks

[small needle]

Never 😭

[lavish musk]

[lavish musk]

Agreed

[small needle]

With my limited free time I wouldn’t waste it playing gta 5 tbh….

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

understandable

[small needle]

I got like an hour or 2 of free time everyday….

[lavish musk]

Rough life, Jeez

[surreal geode]

How old are you now? Assuming you've left school

[lavish musk]

20

[surreal geode]

SAME

[lavish musk]

I graduated but, no fucking way that I'll do Uni or college

[small needle]

Meh

I like money

[lavish musk]

I don't hav the mental capacity for that

[lavish musk]

Who doesn't

[simple iron]

Same

[surreal geode]

No college? Is it optional?

[lavish musk]

Where I live it's like, you can leave school the day you turn 18

I stayed until 19 but eh

[astral relic]

Looking to buy cars

[lavish musk]

@surreal geode I was hella glad when I graduated

[surreal geode]

School ends pretty late

[surreal geode]

Same here

[lavish musk]

You live in the UK?

[surreal geode]

I do miss some parts of high school but nothing much

[surreal geode]

Yes

[lavish musk]

[lavish musk]

I see

[surreal geode]

What about you?

[lavish musk]

Other side of the Canal

Belgium

[surreal geode]

OO

I want to travel to many different countries in Europe

[lavish musk]

Well, if that's what you like, go for it (if you can afford it )

[surreal geode]

Spain being the first one

[lavish musk]

I myself, I hated travelling

[surreal geode]

Tickets aren't expensive

[lavish musk]

I love being home

[surreal geode]

I can deal with expenses in other countries

[lavish musk]

Alright

[surreal geode]

Same but I want to go out time to time

I get bored at home

I didn't go out alot as a kid

[lavish musk]

damn I have a feeling I'm in the minority in that case

I can always amuse myself at home, only thing I need is my PC

[surreal geode]

Wow

Do your eyes not hurt?

[lavish musk]

Well no but I do have pretty poor vision

[surreal geode]

What is it at?

[lavish musk]

-4,5

On both eyes

[surreal geode]

Holy shit

[lavish musk]

if I were to take my glasses off rn I can't even read our convo

[surreal geode]

My vision is decent

[surreal geode]

That's bad bad

[lavish musk]

Ik

Oh well

[surreal geode]

So do you need to wear your glasses 24/7?

[lavish musk]

yeah, I only take them off when I sleep

[surreal geode]

Well not 24/7 but whenever you're awake

[lavish musk]

Otherwise, I wear them all day/year round

[surreal geode]

Yep

Thank god for my vision

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

You should be

[surreal geode]

When did your vision get to -4.5

Like when did it start deteriorating

[lavish musk]

They were able to conclude that since a couple months

[surreal geode]

Ah

[lavish musk]

Started wearing glasses as an 11yo

[surreal geode]

[simple iron]

I always failed that eye thing

[surreal geode]

That's not great

[simple iron]

Dumb test

[digital plume]

Gn everyone

[surreal geode]

How

[lavish musk]

yeah no shit, you don't even notice enemies in the casino heist

[lavish musk]

Nope but yeah

[digital plume]

Eat a carrot

[lavish musk]

Damage has been done, no reverting it

[surreal geode]

True

[simple iron]

Idk sometimes my eye go blurry for a couple seconds

[surreal geode]

What's done is done can't be undone

[lavish musk]

Yep

Oh well

[surreal geode]

Get em checked

[lavish musk]

@simple iron When 100M again

To blow away on useless cars

[digital plume]

Gn fam

[simple iron]

Already did and I also wear glasses

[simple iron]

Good question

[lavish musk]

ayye fellow glasses wearer

[digital plume]

Great u look like this 🤓

[simple iron]

Mf shut up

[surreal geode]

what's your vision at? -4?

[digital plume]

[simple iron]

I don’t know

[surreal geode]

You don't? Same

[lavish musk]

[surreal geode]

[surreal geode]

Cursed emoji

[lavish musk]

@surreal geode But yeah, been playing GTA all day & night long ever since I graduated applied for a variety of jobs but they all require experience guess I ain't working then

[simple iron]

Other ways of making money

[digital plume]

Yo this is zaza
🤓
👕👆
👖
👟

[surreal geode]

Get a job which won't require experience

Stay away from customer assistant

[simple iron]

Talk yo smack lil man

[surreal geode]

They mostly require experience even if they say they don't

[lavish musk]

I did one such job, which was physically painful

[digital plume]

Aaa u mad

[surreal geode]

So what job are you going to try and get?

[lavish musk]

To be honest, I don't know yet

[digital plume]

I have an idea start up a cartel

[lavish musk]

I'll just see what it brings me

[digital plume]

Cartel

[digital plume]

Coke

[lavish musk]

Nah I ain't deranged like @simple iron

[simple iron]

You should get my job barely do anything

[surreal geode]

Good luck with the job hunting

It's a pain

[digital plume]

Fair

[lavish musk]

Thx I'll need to do my best lol

[surreal geode]

Yep

[digital plume]

Eating? I think bro wants to be fit

[surreal geode]

I hate the interview part

[digital plume]

Zaz bouta be mad mad

[lavish musk]

That previous job required me to empty trucks with packages weighing up to 40KG

[surreal geode]

Last interview I did. The employer said I did great and denied me

[digital plume]

Lmao aint that heavy

[simple iron]

I’ve showed my self here before man I’m already jacked

[surreal geode]

Wtf

[lavish musk]

Unless you gotta empty a whole truck full of them by yourself

[digital plume]

I take it back

[lavish musk]

yeah that was a painful experience

[digital plume]

I mean slap some chalk on your hands and suck it up if it pays well

How much per hour?

[lavish musk]

It paid pretty well but I'd rather not have permanent back pain

[lavish musk]

€17.6

[digital plume]

Aint that bad

17 euros

Thats good

[lavish musk]

Nope indeed

[lavish musk]

yep....

[digital plume]

Ey for lifting boxes 17 euros aint bad

[surreal geode]

40kg is too much tbh

[digital plume]

I go to the gym so id be fine

[lavish musk]

The shifts were 8h long and I was mostly the truck emptier..... some trucks had up to 3000 packages 😒

Thankfully for those big trucks I'd always get a 2nd person in but still

[digital plume]

Dam

[small needle]

Were they heavy

[lavish musk]

90 lbs

[simple iron]

Can’t you use a forklift

[digital plume]

40kg man

[simple iron]

?

[small needle]

Shit 😭

[lavish musk]

No lol they were not allowed in that part of the building for a reason I don't even know

[digital plume]

My bench is 45kg

[simple iron]

That’s dumb

[lavish musk]

So yeahg

[small needle]

More like it’s probably more expensive to have someone who’s qualified to drive the thing lol

[mellow cipher]

@small needle you getting back into new vegas?

[small needle]

Plus maintenance

[lavish musk]

that's what I thought

[simple iron]

I sniff an alt

[small needle]

I finished a playthrough like a week ago

I hit 500 hrs

[digital plume]

Gn fam

C ya tmrw

[small needle]

My playthrough har 60 hours played 🫡

[small needle]

Goodnight pookie

[digital plume]

Dont call me that ever again you lil chalk board

[mellow cipher]

Damn

[lavish musk]

Yeah so, my previous job also had a lot of immigrants who took that job because you didn't need any experience, and i don't even blame them

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-sniffing-gif-22010778

[lavish musk]

@small needle

[small needle]

Why angry

[lavish musk]

y u no play gta anymo

[small needle]

No time

Not fun

I grinded till like 100 mil then I was out

Mostly casino heist

[lavish musk]

Understandable

[small needle]

I got really good at it

[lavish musk]

Why don't you go master everything then

[simple iron]

[small needle]

Mehhhhh

[lavish musk]

oh

[simple iron]

That mango person

[lavish musk]

@small needle I have a plan

[small needle]

What’s ur plan

“Dutch”

[lavish musk]

Get to 10B

[small needle]

FUCK no 😭

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

[small needle]

Spend an hour of my free time grinding one heist….

No thanks pal

[lavish musk]

Ait fine

I'll do it myself then

[simple iron]

Bros gonna grind all of it again after gta 6 comes out

[lavish musk]

Gladly

[simple iron]

I’ll be doing the same and a lot of time in the club

[lavish musk]

I knew it

[rain oxide]

It takes forever for the ticket to be seen huh

[lavish flame]

lol

@raw warren can you check dms when you are available

[simple iron]

They could be doing other tickets

[wanton hull]

You know they say that smart toothbrushes got hacked

[lavish musk]

@simple iron revival

[rain oxide]

Duub

[rain oxide]

Ur good at money I need help with your wisdom

[rain oxide]

I have 1.9 million in my nightclub rn. I have never sold it in a public session but should I do it?

Is it worth it or no

[atomic rapids]

If you can do it without getting grief

[rain oxide]

Does it give more money in public?

[lavish musk]

yeah up to 2.7M

[rain oxide]

[lavish musk]

But in all honesty, it takes a while to accrue that

[rain oxide]

Do you sell in public or private?

[lavish musk]

So I personally wouldn't

[rain oxide]

Oh

[lavish musk]

Private, always

[rain oxide]

Accrue?

[lavish musk]

Yeah, accruing means that the goods are being made

[rain oxide]

Oh

But isn't it like 2x money

Or just grievers is a problem?

[lavish musk]

This rather

[rain oxide]

Ah

[lavish musk]

2x money weeks are nice though

[rain oxide]

Can you just close the application before your character spawns in?

And keep the money

[lavish musk]

Yeah but you'll lose money

[atomic rapids]

Just 1 griever can ruin your shits

[rain oxide]

Oh

Can they lock onto you with homing?

[lavish musk]

yep

[rain oxide]

Or no?

[atomic rapids]

Yes

[lavish musk]

Not sure actually

ah, ait

[rain oxide]

Fuck that

[atomic rapids]

The truck doesn’t have jammer

[rain oxide]

Hell fucking no.

[atomic rapids]

Or you can go ghost

[rain oxide]

It only takes like 1 or 2 homing

[lavish musk]

Worse: some people are more than happy to use the orbital cannon

[rain oxide]

Why did u say that.

It's off the table.

[atomic rapids]

I never do it in public

[lavish musk]

Same

[rain oxide]

I did acid on public today and a oppressor mk2 guarded me.

[lavish musk]

some people would do anything just to ruin your day

[rain oxide]

But some people are fucking assholes I guess hh.

Huh

[lavish musk]

yep

[rain oxide]

Imagine the money for triple nightclub

I think we are past due on double money for the nightclub

[lavish musk]

Last time was in August 2023 so

[rain oxide]

Yeah we need nightclub love from cockstar.

[lavish musk]

I already utilize it to the max so

[rain oxide]

Yeah

[rain oxide]

You learned the hard way huh

[atomic rapids]

I never learn I just know

[rain oxide]

Oh

[lavish musk]

@rain oxide Gotta earn bucks y'know

[next helm]

Is salvage yard any good or should i get autoshop

[atomic rapids]

I’d go autoshop

[lavish musk]

Same, it's cheaper + bypasses level upgrades should you be under level 100

[next helm]

Okay

[atomic rapids]

The missions pay well too

[lavish musk]

Yeah especially during 2x or sometimes even 3x weeks

Money to be made

[next helm]

Wait if i don't have the autoshop can i buy the police car marked from lscm

[atomic rapids]

Always do the union depository

[lavish musk]

I believe you don't need it, that you can just buy them straight away

[next helm]

No for the marked i need to do a certain mission from the salvage yard

[lavish musk]

ah right, that one

[atomic rapids]

Shit is expensive af and serves like RP purposes

Oh

[lavish musk]

That's probably the gangbanger robbery, which will be available this week even

[next helm]

Jus bought autoshop

[atomic rapids]

Is the auto shop reset glitch still there

[next helm]

?

[lavish musk]

They said it's fixed so

I'll take their word for it

[atomic rapids]

Mines fixed

[lavish musk]

ah

[atomic rapids]

I bought it when the glitch start to happen

[lavish musk]

that's unfortunate

[atomic rapids]

My dumbass thought you need to do the setup every time you finish a mission

Turns out it’s a glitch

[lavish musk]

[next helm]

Should I get facility or bunker

[atomic rapids]

Bunker

[next helm]

But Bogdan replay

[atomic rapids]

If you have friends that can play doomsday with you idk

[next helm]

Oh yeah

I do have a friend yeah

[past marsh]

Wait there’s a glitch?

For auto shop

[atomic rapids]

It resets the whole thing and you have to steal the car back to have it back

[next helm]

Best way to make money now since cayo is dead and i dont have facility yet

[atomic rapids]

Cato is still fine

[next helm]

But now everything is down 300k 😭

[atomic rapids]

Takes like half hour to complete

[past marsh]

Knowing R*, they would probably not fix it unless it’s hurting them from making money.

[floral rapids]

🤫🧏

[past marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[steel storm]

I have gold inside da vault should I cancel

[clear tiger]

Absolutely

[steel storm]

hmm ok

[past marsh]

No

[steel storm]

isnt it like 100 percent diamonds

[past marsh]

Second best besides diamonds.

[past marsh]

No

[steel storm]

done 0 preps doe

[past marsh]

Do them. They take a hour and a half at most (done solo)

But beware, gold requires at least 2 other people in order to get a good take. Would be preferred if one or both of them are good/fast hackers.

[steel storm]

ik

ive done it alot

[past marsh]

Alright

[steel storm]

bruh

i didnt get the weekly update yet

hehehehee

🤯

then what u do

they r fun'

[past marsh]

I memorized Cayo and casino. I could play it in my head now.

[steel storm]

hmm

[steel storm]

i memorise most of lesters lines

[past marsh]

He’s super annoying

[steel storm]

nahhhhhhhhhhhh

i lav him

[past marsh]

Like deadass the most annoying character for GTA online besides Charlie and David. But I did love Lester in story mode though.

[steel storm]

nope

nonono

[past marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nayuta-chainsaw-man-makima-denji-yuh-uh-gif-10769256875524943355

[steel storm]

L

hello this is agatha

lemme put on sum music

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/john-krasinski-krasinski-sex-can-i-gif-21811298

[lavish musk]

So are you

[past marsh]

Yeah, English Dave. Meant him instead of David

[lavish musk]

Agreed, hate him lol

[hoary jungle]

Start grinding CEO vrates

*crates

[timber lava]

I just farted a fat wet fart in my cat’s face

[hoary jungle]

I think so they ll be 2x money soon

[timber lava]

little homie started gagging

[hoary jungle]

U ll suffer

And I ll make money

[lavish musk]

yeah so?

Go ahead & make a lot of money

[hoary jungle]

I already have all of em

[lavish musk]

ok

[hoary jungle]

Don't u got bored of cayo?

[lavish musk]

No

[hoary jungle]

Uff

I try to do variety:)

Car warehouse

And everything

[timber lava]

you must be so brain dead that it doesn’t affect you anymore

[lavish musk]

Ironic coming from you

[hoary jungle]

[timber lava]

@lavish musk when he plays Cayo for the 8900th time and El Rubio hops in the chopper to look for him:

https://tenor.com/view/what-surprised-gif-25739412

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[hoary jungle]

Hahah

That guy has done cayo for 1000times , still don't get exit button

[timber lava]

bro I have stage 1 gum disease

😔

[past marsh]

Duub could easily buy Cayo perico like 20x

[timber lava]

Among many other life problems but like bro

[hoary jungle]

Hahaha

[timber lava]

my ass gotta start flossing more

[past marsh]

If Cayo perico was worth something, how much would it cost/be worth?

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/backpack-kid-backpack-kid-dance-floss-floss-dance-gif-18264451

[hoary jungle]

I have to go for root canal

[timber lava]

The whole island?

[timber lava]

what for my brother

[hoary jungle]

20mil

[timber lava]

I’d say 20-30 mil yeah

actually nah hold up

think about it

GTA online is extremely inflated

[past marsh]

Yes

[hoary jungle]

My teeths are fully eaten

[timber lava]

that shit probably 300 mil

[hoary jungle]

Actually only 1

[timber lava]

what the fuck does this even mean

did you max out your warranty on eating food

[past marsh]

Then duub could buy it like 5x or so

[timber lava]

like what

for me I just don’t brush and floss enough and now gums bleed easy among other symptoms

every time my mf dentist was like “wow your gums are bleeding I barely even touched them” I was always ignoring them because they’d be in there with a fucking drill and hammer

like ofc it’s gonna bleed

should’ve listened

you knows what’s so fucked up

[lavish musk]

I'd rather rob it but sure

[timber lava]

okay I think about this literally every day

Hear me out

why the fuck do we HAVE to do shit like brush our teeth and floss and all this really advanced (relatively) stuff. otherwise we’re fucked and the health of our body is screwed

like excuse me why the fuck does my cat not have to floss

or brush his teeth

he’s 9 years old he’s fuckin fine

oh okay different animal sure okay

what about cavemen

cavemen were gross sure but relatively they were healthy because otherwise they would’ve all had gum disease or some shit from not brushing and flossing

and that’s just one example you could also go the route of washing hair and wiping your ass and a bunch of other stuff. of course you should do all of that

but like why the fuck did THEY not have to do it and they were fine but if WE don’t do it it’s like the end of the world

[late tiger]

Dude their lifespan was like 25

[timber lava]

he’s actually right

[late tiger]

So good luck

[lavish flame]

@timber lava I ain't reading allat

[timber lava]

okay maybe not cavemen not that far back

but like let’s say 1800s

[lavish flame]

What rave are you

Race*

[timber lava]

okay to be honest I’m seeing the flaws of my point because lifespan was still bad back then

[late tiger]

But does anyone have stafford pc

[lavish flame]

Tbh I wouldn't go past the 70s imo

[hoary jungle]

Bye chat

[timber lava]

But like why does our body need these cleanings and shit and all this stuff that clearly was not remotely possible for the longest time

[lavish flame]

Bye lover

[late tiger]

W rizz

[timber lava]

it’s so ass

[lavish flame]

Because humans are the smartest beings in earth's history

[timber lava]

and I really have had this question for so long I just don’t know how to phrase it

[lavish flame]

Why do you think wild animals lives are so short

[timber lava]

okay take cats for example this is a good example since they still exist today

Okay okay hear me out

yeah the cat lifespan is like 25 MAX

[lavish flame]

We were smart enough to realize we weren't Invincible

[timber lava]

okay fair

BUT

that’s not from like gum disease that’s just old age

so how can they go without brushing and flossing and their teeth are fuckin fine

[lavish flame]

Dying of old age is one the worst ways to go imo

[timber lava]

but if I don’t do that shit I get stage 1 gum disease

[lavish flame]

You slowly

[late tiger]

Man wtf is this shit

[lavish flame]

Dying

Getting worse and worse

[next helm]

👀🍿

[timber lava]

man I’m just trying to figure out what the fuck is going on

[lavish flame]

Idk man

I just got here

[timber lava]

why do cats not have to maintain their teeth with brushing and flossing

and they don’t get gum disease from that

not just cats that’s just an example

[late tiger]

Idk why don’t dogs

[timber lava]

yeah or dogs

[next helm]

Because they dont eat junk food like us

[timber lava]

DUDE

an actual sane answer

[lavish flame]

They do your meant to brush your pets teeth

[timber lava]

that makes sense

holy shittt

[next helm]

If we didnt eat the foods we eat right now then we would have normal teeth

[timber lava]

okay but motherfucker what if it’s like a damn lion

[next helm]

Like stoneage people did

[timber lava]

THIS

[lavish flame]

Why do you think lions don't last that long

[timber lava]

this dude just answered everything I’ve ever wondered

[timber lava]

bro they’re not dying of gum disease

[next helm]

Lol

[timber lava]

if that’s what you’re implying

https://tenor.com/view/fangs-angry-lion-gif-7211198

see this shit

bro his gums and teeth are immaculate

I guarantee no one is brushing them dhits or flossing

[lavish flame]

Gum disease is one of the causes

[next helm]

Unless your cat or dog eats and drinks like soda or carbonated sugary drinks, eating junk food like food with sugar and acidic foods unless its like lemons or oranges

[timber lava]

okay my bad Mr lionologist

[next helm]

And hippie is correct with certain animals they can get gum and teeth diseases

[late tiger]

I actually looked it up and turns out they get gum disease and shit and if you go to the vet I remember there being a poster on the stages of your pets gum disease

[lavish flame]

Lions evolved

[lavish flame]

They love very short lives

Live*

[timber lava]

What the fuck he’s actually right gum disease is leading cause of death in lions

[lavish flame]

Told you bro

[timber lava]

gum disease is common in young and old house cats???

[lavish flame]

Animals don't live long because they are naturally dirty

[timber lava]

okay okay so hypothetically with this new information

[lavish flame]

Humans evolved and learn we need to be clean

To live long

Thus why we are the alpha animal

[timber lava]

if we give a cat a brush and floss

[lavish flame]

In all food chains

[timber lava]

hypothetically

[proud carbon]

im gay

[timber lava]

will the cat live like 800 years old

[proud carbon]

2fefvdv

cd

ec

e

c

sd

s

[timber lava]

I mean there’s other causes of death but

hypothetically say those aren’t in play it’s just gum disease

[lavish flame]

No really

Cats haven't evolved yet

To use such things

[timber lava]

you know what I mean bro

[lavish flame]

Yeah

Hats eventually

[timber lava]

if we brushed and flossed a cat every day

[lavish flame]

Cats*

Could live long lives

[timber lava]

would they live much longer

like super long

[lavish flame]

Most likely

Cats are very smart for animals

[timber lava]

mind blown rn

[late tiger]

Bro this is a myth we’re not more evolved than cats we’ve been on earth as long as they have we’re just a different species

[lavish flame]

Cats have been on the earth longer then humans

[timber lava]

okay we’re defining evolution here as adapting to the environment

[lavish flame]

Yet the reason we've evolved faster

[timber lava]

not as Darwin would (incorrectly) define it

[late tiger]

It’s not scientific evolution

[lavish flame]

Is because are brain processes information

[timber lava]

okay anyways but

[lavish flame]

Much faster then any other animal

[timber lava]

so this begs the question

If the huge killer of us and animals is being dirty

[late tiger]

I don’t actually give a shit this is weird

[lavish flame]

For example you can tell the difference between running water that's hot and running water that's cold

[lavish flame]

Yes

[timber lava]

why haven’t we adapted and evolved like a fuckin thing to automatically clean our teeth

like our immune system evolves over time based on interaction with sickness

why don’t we have that but for our teeth

[late tiger]

I thought this was a gta channel

[timber lava]

if this has been a problem for all of humanity

[lavish flame]

Because humans are smart yes, but humans still are relatively dumb in the grand scheme of things

[timber lava]

motherfucker can you shut the fuck up class is in session my ass is learning

[timber lava]

I’m talking like biological adaptation tho

[late tiger]

I think I’ve noclipped into the discord backrooms

[lavish flame]

Well look at the chip

1% different DNA then us

And it is relatively

[timber lava]

like in a few more decades wisdom teeth will be gone more and more people are being born without wisdom teeth

[lavish flame]

Most likely

[timber lava]

that’s because we don’t need them and they cause problems

my dentist told me that

so why hasn’t that happened but with the problem being dirty teeth

[lavish flame]

Evolution happens very slowly hence why we haven't been to Mars yet

Also

Humans adapted the art of trade

Thus leading to money being invented

And that's what really slowed us down

[timber lava]

I’m talking about biological adaptation tho not mental evolution of becoming smarter

[late tiger]

Brush your f*cking teeth then instead of complaining to a bunch of discord mods

[timber lava]

like ok this sounds fucking ridiculous but like a biological adaptation of like window wipers to brush teeth automatically

[lavish flame]

Well biological adaptation is directly linked to mental evolution

That's why Giraffes have long necks

[timber lava]

Bro isnot listening

[lavish flame]

I am

I understand what your saying

However DNA and evolution does not work the way that you think

Unfortunately

[timber lava]

okay so sometimes over a long time the body adapts to solve a problem

like for example uhhh

wisdom teeth I guess again

[lavish flame]

Yes

[timber lava]

problem okay adapt remove it

ever since Adam or whatever was BORn which was long ass time ago much longer than wisdom teeth problem, we have had problem with dirty teeth

so if enough time has passed for wisdom teeth adaptation

[late tiger]

It takes someone with peak mental capability to debate why they need to brush their gd teeth instead of taking the 2 min necessary to do it bro wtf are you doing at midnight arguing about evolution and oral health

[timber lava]

where the fuck are my Dan window wipers for cleaning my teeth

[lavish flame]

Fun fact the reason we have Sharpe teeth called canines is cause we are omnivores hence why all our other teeth are flat

[timber lava]

bro missed the point

[timber lava]

yeah I know

[lavish flame]

1 reason

Money

[late tiger]

No i didn’t this is pointless

[lavish flame]

Humans adapted the art of trade

[vapid crystal]

Money money

[timber lava]

bro I said biological adaptation man p

As in the body adapting and solving the problem over time

not with tech

[late tiger]

Imma leave bro

[lavish flame]

OK so

[timber lava]

I brush my teeth I just wanna know wtf is going on

[lavish flame]

Now I get what your sayinfn

The reason is

Biologically

We never had a reason too

We didn't know that

Bad teeth

[timber lava]

yes bro see the wisdom teeth isn’t tech like BIOLOGICALLY they are showing up less and less and less in people born because the body is adapting and realizing it’s a problem

[lavish flame]

Bad hygiene

Was killing

Us

[timber lava]

The body doesn’t realize that?

[lavish flame]

No

[timber lava]

the body for sure realizes that

Because gum disease causes pain and that’s a sign that hey we have a pro glen

Problem

so if you have same problem for all of existence of humans

wouldn’t the body just like

[lavish flame]

The brain needs to realize and think of it for it to be thought of thus it being put out in the air

The brain controls the body

[timber lava]

Add a skin layer of toothbrush

[lavish flame]

The body itself

Cannot function

Without a brain

[timber lava]

The body has nerves though which sense the pain and send it to the brain to say we have a problem

they work in tandem

[lavish flame]

Correct

[timber lava]

so the brain knows it’s a problem once the body sends the pain signal

so why tf are we not getting skin toothbrushes

[lavish flame]

The teeth are muscles

They are bones

And bones

[timber lava]

bro they’re bones

the gums are

[lavish flame]

Don't have nerves into then

[timber lava]

Gums have nerves

and your point is irrelevant because we’re adapting and losing wisdom tooth

so clearly adaptation of the teeth is possible

[lavish flame]

OK OK

Son

[timber lava]

what credentials do you have

[lavish flame]

Here's the explanation

[timber lava]

you’re making me doubt that you’re a docotr

I’m gonna ask my fucking dentist

[lavish flame]

I'm not but doctorship has nothing to do with it

[timber lava]

bro thinks he’s Albert Toothstein

[late tiger]

Ok one last thing why are you talking about this in a gta server. Ok it’s like arguing about aliens, there can be truth in your argument, but it doesn’t make less out of place. Again, I’m not questioning the veracity of your various and sundry statements, but am questioning whether or not this has anything to do with the topic of this channel.

[lavish flame]

I just know a lot about how evolution works

[timber lava]

it’s gorilla chat bro it’s general

[timber lava]

idk bro you got the teeth adaptation wrong

[lavish flame]

You take showers in gta thus gta characters have the need for hygiene

Boom

[timber lava]

I’m doubting your skins

[lavish flame]

No I didnt?

[late tiger]

Well then where to talk about gta

[lavish flame]

So here it isn

The brain goes through experiences

However

[late tiger]

Cause I don’t want to get pigeon holed

[timber lava]

you implied that teeth don’t have nerves and thus can’t send pain signal to brain for adaptation to take hold

but adaptation does take hold despite no nerves because the wisdom teeth thing is happening right mow

[lavish flame]

Bones don't past singles

[timber lava]

that adaptation is happening right now

[lavish flame]

Them bumping into the flesh

Triggering the nerves

[timber lava]

yes and the gums DO send signals cause that shit hurts

[lavish flame]

Is what causes the pain

That's how you know you have a broken bone

The bone doesn't send a single

[timber lava]

yes I know bro

[lavish flame]

Signal*

[timber lava]

it’s semantics we all know that

[lavish flame]

Yet you said I was wronf

So your contradicting yourself

[timber lava]

maybe I misunderstood your point earlier

whatever okay

[lavish flame]

I said bones don't send signals to the brain themselves

[timber lava]

Okay okay regroup

[lavish flame]

You said that was wrong

Now I say it agian

[timber lava]

no indidnt

[lavish flame]

And you agree with me

[lavish flame]

You just said I was wrong about the tooth thinf

[timber lava]

I thought you were implying that because they don’t send signals (I agree with that) that they can’t adapt

and I disagree because they can adapt

cause the wisdom tooth thing is fr

okay let me explain bro

[lavish flame]

Bones THEMSELVES can't adapt

The nerves is what sends the signals

What I'm saying is

If you had no nerves

Or can't feel pain

Like some people

You'll never evolve

The brain is the main thing that controls your life and death

And experiences and signals to the brain over time

Is what leads us to think of ways to improve our health and last longer

And that's

The miracle of the Brian

Brain

Now imma go play sum gra online😭

[timber lava]

okay listen to my voice messages I explained it and I agree with u

[lavish flame]

Bet

We sum modern day philosophers 😭

Finally I walked 5 miles into the desert and now I gotta troll this traitor

[lavish musk]

@hoary jungle Your idea for a "fake public lobby" how are you gonna do that?

[lavish flame]

Thought we were gonna say you completed one of the Kifflom side missions

[lavish flame]

Yeah I’m gonna do the final mission for these traitors or bullshit religion

[lavish flame]

Facts

Who tf wants the rusty tractor

OK poll time

Should in continue doing The Rusty Livery car Collection

Yes

Or

No

[past marsh]

Yes

[lavish flame]

And you can kill a bunch of guards get away with it with 2 million dollars

Ain’t nobody gonna pick rusty tractor you can literally find these in places

[flint marlin]

Is anybody here good at the diamond casino heist ill maybe invest into it i have enough money but the arcade isnt worth it if u dont do the heist so i need someone who will help me with it im EST and im semi-experienced player i have 300h

[timber lava]

where’s the option to say who gives a shit

[lavish flame]

You must be new here

People here

LOVE

Cars

[past marsh]

#💻〢casino-lfg-pc

[timber lava]

actually I’ve been here since 2020 off and on

but go off