💬┃gorilla-chat

[copper sinew]

Yea I do

[near patrol]

Bro what

NICE

[neon estuary]

1st session tbh

this like your 3rd attempt

[narrow hull]

Hellbury on YouTube

[neon estuary]

?

[narrow hull]

Search it

[neon estuary]

why

[narrow hull]

It’s my chanel

[neon estuary]

no self promo here

get to #1003766531123073074

[narrow hull]

Oh

Okay

Sorry

[neon estuary]

[brave sentinel]

God damn

I'm reading the chats between my friends ex and another mutual friend

They be missing her

[analog dragon]

bro

who tf asked

this stupid thing

[brave sentinel]

I don't recall mentioning you

[analog dragon]

i dont recall someone asking this

[brave sentinel]

Still don't recall why you're bothered by this

[analog dragon]

still dont recall if someone asked for someone's personal issues

[brave sentinel]

Are they your issues? No.

[analog dragon]

did someone ask? NO.

[brave sentinel]

Did I mention you? No.

[analog dragon]

OMG

[warm edge]

Whats goin on

[brave sentinel]

If you're so bothered by something then ignore them or don't reply to them

It's common sense

Clearly you don't get it

[analog dragon]

it was a dam joke

bro

[warm edge]

Are yall fr arguing

[warm edge]

What did you even say

[analog dragon]

.

[analog dragon]

this

[analog dragon]

brother IT WAS A JOKE

[lost schooner]

woah who would say that, thats weird

was it me?

[analog dragon]

bro got jee mains lmao

[brave sentinel]

Brother u sound offended by it

[analog dragon]

Padho padho

[analog dragon]

bruh no well yeah but no

[brave sentinel]

No but yeah but no

Thats reasonable

[analog dragon]

[lost schooner]

cow the fattie is offline

[brave sentinel]

You can't be calling him fat when you weigh more than him

[lost schooner]

true, luckily I dont weigh more than him

[analog dragon]

btw any tips for cmm

?

[brave sentinel]

Vc always

[analog dragon]

nee a group of 4 high levels first

[brave sentinel]

With maximum health

[lost schooner]

yes use vc always and also dont forget to not suck at the game, do that and youll be golden

[analog dragon]

no but some heist are very aggresive

like prison break

[brave sentinel]

Take your time

And restock your snacks and armour

[analog dragon]

how do you get the armor clothing

which reduces the damage you take

[brave sentinel]

The armour you can get from ammunition but there's no armoured clothing

[analog dragon]

no there is

that u can wear during the heist

[brave sentinel]

The heavy combat clothing?

Idk which clothing it is

[analog dragon]

heavy utility vest

[stoic swift]

Teamwork is important

[analog dragon]

someone told me just use kuruma

[wanton hull]

The kuruma is good

[analog dragon]

nah duke o death better

only prblm 2 seats

[wanton hull]

Maybe so

[analog dragon]

it can handle 8 missiles

[wanton hull]

Swag

The night shark is cool too

[brave sentinel]

Really?

I thought it was 2

[analog dragon]

with max armor and a guy inside 8

[deep hull]

Revise

[upper fractal]

cow is AFK: JEE MAINS 1st ATTEMPT 27th Jan morning shift reporting time 7:20am - 8:30am (ist) Exam Time 9:00 to 12:00, Exam Center - TCS Gito Bitan, Sector 5, Saltlake, Kolkata - an hour ago

[analog dragon]

bulletproof glass?

[wanton hull]

Idk

[brave sentinel]

Ah

[near patrol]

ASH

[brave sentinel]

ZEALYYY

HRU

[near patrol]

Im good wby

how have u been

[brave sentinel]

I'm great

What have you been upto

[near patrol]

nice

[near patrol]

had a whole month off uni

[brave sentinel]

Wow

[near patrol]

slept most of the time

[brave sentinel]

Wait

[near patrol]

ight

[brave sentinel]

.

[near patrol]

😭

what

[brave sentinel]

Yeah

[near patrol]

which mutual friend?

[brave sentinel]

Chai

Do you remember her?

[near patrol]

heh

idk

[brave sentinel]

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-ladd-you-lazy-shit-lazy-gif-9304156

[brave sentinel]

She's in our mutual friends

[near patrol]

shut it

thief

[brave sentinel]

[near patrol]

OH

I REMEMBERED

[brave sentinel]

Remembered?

[near patrol]

YES

[brave sentinel]

What exactly?

[main berry]

Yo

This week is tasty dude

[wraith raft]

guys

i need a good show to watch

[pure pasture]

can someone help me with the prison break

[wraith raft]

cmon

gimme smth

first suggestion

will be watched

letsso

even if it was 21 seasons idc

[main berry]

Jojo's bizarre adventure

[wraith raft]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[wraith raft]

watched it

[deep hull]

Better to ask in the lfg channels

[main berry]

Hxh

[wraith raft]

also it's ass

[deep hull]

That's for PS4

[wraith raft]

watched it , ass

[wraith raft]

oh didn't notice

[deep hull]

It's fine...

[wraith raft]

u cute ...

[deep hull]

I am ?

[main berry]

Tf

[wraith raft]

idk u tell me

[deep hull]

Lmao

[wraith raft]

are u white or black

[deep hull]

Well

[deep hull]

Coloured

Or mixed

Both the same thing

[wraith raft]

well i'm into white people only

but

[deep hull]

Nice

[wraith raft]

u r an exeption

[deep hull]

Ig

[deep hull]

Nah

[main berry]

Naah

[deep hull]

Well I am not into gay

And all

So.... No

[wraith raft]

wait

u male. ?

[lavish musk]

[wraith raft]

damn it

[main berry]

NAAA

[deep hull]

Am a female

What're you talking about

Jk

[wraith raft]

i hate this shit i thought i'mma getting laid

[deep hull]

Am a male

Am a boy

[deep hull]

Lmao

[wraith raft]

my fav

jk

[deep hull]

....

Wierd ass convo

[wraith raft]

i like them 2

2/10

[wraith raft]

i'm wasting time

till i got someone

for doomsday cmm

[deep hull]

Get*

[deep hull]

Nice

[wraith raft]

thx prof

[wraith raft]

my group

kicked me

so i'm trying to take revenge by doing it

[deep hull]

I see

[deep hull]

That's bad

[wraith raft]

i can see u got bored talking to me

[deep hull]

nah

Am on my bed

[wraith raft]

i can make this intersting if u want

[deep hull]

Tryna sleep

[deep hull]

By doing what ?

[wraith raft]

have a good sleep bro

[deep hull]

Still some time

I wanna talk here a bit

Then I'll go sleep

[wraith raft]

nah forget about it dawg lol

[wraith raft]

why

[deep hull]

You say it

Istg

[wraith raft]

it's boring here

no intersting convo at all

everytime i come to see this chat

i sleep

[deft vector]

Leroy goated

[wraith raft]

from boring messages

[wraith raft]

i mean just see this mf

flexing with lame ass game

[lavish musk]

[wraith raft]

i slept while looking at the photo he sent

[deft vector]

That's great

Anyway

Who playing Tekken later?

[deep hull]

Never have tried it

I've heard it couple of times

[wraith raft]

.

uh bro got sacked from staff

[deep hull]

Why did you even pinged him

[wraith raft]

just felt like doing it

[deep hull]

Lol

[wraith raft]

wait

u did criminal mm ?

doomsday ?

[jagged wraith]

Eternal sleep bae

[wraith raft]

and apartment

[jagged wraith]

we both did

[wraith raft]

well i did too

why i got nothing in my profile

[deep hull]

Did it with @jagged wraith

[deep hull]

Go to #📁〢support／report open a role claim ticket and show proof you've done it

[wraith raft]

that's pretty fkn awesome u know

[deep hull]

They'll give you the role

[wraith raft]

the feeling when i did it myself was great

[deep hull]

True

[wraith raft]

opened a ticket

waiting for their reply

[jagged wraith]

Yessir 3,4

me and brando did 2 person

[deep hull]

Show visual proof of meeting the achievement and they'll give it to you

[jagged wraith]

?afk cya cause I can't rest for a fucking minute

[upper fractal]

@jagged wraith I set your AFK: cya cause I can't rest for a fucking minute

[deep hull]

Cya

[upper fractal]

Angel<3 is AFK: cya cause I can't rest for a fucking minute - a few seconds ago

[wraith raft]

i have the award

isn't that enough

[deep hull]

You have to show them

That you have it

Only then they'll give it to you

[wraith raft]

yea i can do that

[deep hull]

That it

Wait for the mods, they'll give you the role then

[nova frigate]

Open a ticket @wraith raft

#📁〢support／report

[deep hull]

Hey there

[nova frigate]

Wsg eternal

[deep hull]

Didn't you see that i already said them

💀

[nova frigate]

Wdym

[feral sedge]

What does server boosting even do

[near patrol]

give u extra perms

[deep hull]

Gives you a good role, basically extra perms with and exclusive chat

It also helps the server out

[feral sedge]

Ain't no way people pay for extra perms

[deep hull]

Welcome to discord my friend

[wraith raft]

thx

[deep hull]

There you have the role

Nice

[wraith raft]

damn

i'm black

[nova frigate]

That’s crazy

[wraith raft]

always dreamed of being black

[deep hull]

(no comments)

[deep hull]

Dreamt*

[wraith raft]

srry

english

ain't ly mother tongue

my

[deep hull]

Me too

[wraith raft]

do i have the premission to say the n word ?

[deep hull]

💀

[wraith raft]

damn wut ?

[deep hull]

That is.... Really racist

[deep hull]

No no

[wraith raft]

black people have all the rights

[nova frigate]

Fortunately not

[deep hull]

@near patrol is this good bro ?

[deep hull]

Let's not talk about that...

[wraith raft]

i can breathe tho right ?

[lavish musk]

My god dude, sleep

[deep hull]

Nahh

[wraith raft]

sure was just telling him

[nova frigate]

That’s insane

[deep hull]

It's only 11.33pm

[upper fractal]

jamalcottonpicker was muted. | No reason given.

[deep hull]

Byeee

[wraith raft]

bro

got shot

jamal dm me if u r ps4 player

[deep hull]

Clearly he is a pc player

[nova frigate]

Go to ps4 chat

[wraith raft]

many people in this server

[nova frigate]

Eternal dya know if Lester bot is returning

[deep hull]

Yeah

[wraith raft]

can't find the ps4 chat

[viscid haven]

great game

[wraith raft]

so the best chance iis to search here

[deep hull]

Zeal said it will be back but not anytime soon

[wraith raft]

pepsi man vibes

[nova frigate]

How long is soon I miss the bot😞

[deep hull]

No idea

[valid bronze]

#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4 #🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4 all that youll be in the area

[nova frigate]

It’s prob cuz everyone’s progress kept resetting

[deep hull]

Ya

[wraith raft]

i c u got no cmm role

[deep hull]

Comeon bro

Not everyone will have it

[valid bronze]

i didnt do cmm

[wraith raft]

trash be better plz

[valid bronze]

stfu

[wraith raft]

no u stfu

i like ur pfp

[valid bronze]

thanks

[nova frigate]

You don’t have the easier ones though…

[wraith raft]

reminds me of the green guy in the monster movie

[wraith raft]

wdym

[nova frigate]

Mike wazowski

[nova frigate]

Like armed robber or cop killer

[deep hull]

....

[wraith raft]

what u gotta do to eet them

get

[nova frigate]

Have a look

[wraith raft]

huh

[nova frigate]

Have a look what you need to do to get them

[deep hull]

Check #1076309071755481168 and see if you can get any other role

Is what he wants to say

[nova frigate]

Yeah

I couldn’t be bothered to find the channel name

[deep hull]

It'll be something related to roles yeah?

[nova frigate]

I would of and could of guessed so

[wraith raft]

i killed

5000 cop

nice

[deep hull]

Nice

[wraith raft]

5167

wanted 4000 times

[deep hull]

Make sure it's only cops

And no noose

[wraith raft]

it's only cops

[deep hull]

Ya then do the same procedure as the cmm role

Alright

Time to sleep

[nova frigate]

Have you checked if your eligible for the others

[wraith raft]

stores

i don't think i robbed 1000 store

and the others are just no trelevent

not relevent

[deep hull]

It's not 1000?

Think it's 100

[wraith raft]

i can't see

in my acc tho

[deep hull]

Anyways

[wraith raft]

where is it written

[deep hull]

Gn

[deep hull]

Should be in criminal section

[nova frigate]

Yeah it’s 100

[deep hull]

Not too sure

[wraith raft]

store hold ups ?

lmao 41 only

[nova frigate]

Oh lol

[wraith raft]

an acc from 2016 and only 41 stolen stores

[deep hull]

Dang

[deep hull]

W or L

[wraith raft]

i got very good stats tho

[deep hull]

Idk

Lemme go sleep now

[wraith raft]

gn

[nova frigate]

Goodnight to you but ima play fn

[neon estuary]

what did he do

[nova frigate]

I’ll sum it up for you

[neon estuary]

sure

[nova frigate]

So basically Mohammed got the CMM role which turns his tag black so he said some crazy shit like he’s always wanted to be black so the other guy then said something like “so you’ve always wanted to have less rights” and he got called racist

[simple iron]

Tf

[frigid tendon]

[neon estuary]

i think both of them were racists 💀

[nova frigate]

I was thinking that like how come eternal said something to the other guy but not Mohammed I think I even said it was crazy

[neon estuary]

weird

[nova frigate]

Very

[bright topaz]

looking for an old gen xbox player who wants to help source and sell hanger cargo dm me if interested

[upper fractal]

Hey @bright topaz, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
#1191067130720944208
#1191066972595687565
#1015416702118416414

[lavish flame]

[clear tiger]

Yup

Milk.

[rain oxide]

[ashen pollen]

Lf ps4 player to grab on cayo

[upper fractal]

Hey @ashen pollen, These are the PS4 LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1191066746275242075
#1035310386443993138

[wild oasis]

yo guys

#📸┃gta-media

[modest wigeon]

[upper fractal]

cow is AFK: JEE MAINS 1st ATTEMPT 27th Jan morning shift reporting time 7:20am - 8:30am (ist) Exam Time 9:00 to 12:00, Exam Center - TCS Gito Bitan, Sector 5, Saltlake, Kolkata - 3 hours ago

[lavish flame]

[modest wigeon]

Dawg should I call McDonald’s and say I’m stuck in the bathroom stall

And I’m out of toilet paper

[bold sonnet]

I’m slowly losing my mind

I cant send a pic

But

I’m on 98% completion

1 hobbie and pastime and 1 miscellaneous

[lavish musk]

Maybe GTA Series Videos can help you with that, they've got a video for it

[bold sonnet]

Alright then

[brave sentinel]

Yes

You should

[lavish flame]

Nah say u ran outta toilet paper

And the shit stinks

[wanton hull]

How do you end up in this kind of situation

Don’t they always refill the tp

Like, every day

[modest wigeon]

Bark for me lil kitten

[modest wigeon]

Say it’s starting to itch

[viscid haven]

Replaying hit and run lmao

Fr

[modest wigeon]

Lemme touch your feet

Marky

[deft kindle]

Huh

[modest wigeon]

Goofy looking

[deft kindle]

What

[modest wigeon]

Hush up

Nerd

Nah

[deft kindle]

?

[modest wigeon]

U gotta wait 2 weeks

I identify as 14

Are you special

Prison is a word not a sentence

Wild

https://tenor.com/view/i-show-speed-speed-speed-barking-gif-24657759

Doing time is 2 words goofy

Not a sentence

[simple iron]

Yeah and that’s where pedos like you go

[modest wigeon]

Nah I ain’t edp dawg

What’s that

[simple iron]

Yeah you are

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/4chan-pewdiepie-reddit-gif-18660180

This u

Nah I wanna lick everyone’s feet

U can’t run from me when it’s ur turn dawg

[deft vector]

Kat moment

[modest wigeon]

Nah u prolly got crusty cheesy feet

Ion do nails lil bro

[lavish flame]

i got stabbed and now im dead

too late this is the ghost speaking

but i did shank him back tho

he did

but a bit after

yeah

[deft vector]

Mans talking to no one lmao

[lavish flame]

he will be getting sucked into a vacuum cleaner like a fucking cartoon character

[deft vector]

You good?

You just saying things but no one's replying

[lavish flame]

🦃

[lavish flame]

he's having episode

let me tell him to just commit mass destruction

[solar grove]

any1 want a popsicle

[lavish flame]

no thanks

[solar grove]

any1 want a ps5

im a tiktoker

[lavish flame]

or free tiktok follow

[deft vector]

I'm tryna find a way to make fake discord messages so it looks like he's just talking to a ghost but I can't find shit

[solar grove]

give me ur postal code to enter the giveaway

[lavish flame]

yeah

[deft vector]

And by the time I do get it it won't be funny anymore

[lavish flame]

and the parents' credit card number

[deft vector]

But phone

[wild oasis]

yo guys

can someone help me

[lavish flame]

every discord client is a website in disguise

[deft vector]

But I ain't boutta boot up my PC for a shitpost

[modest wigeon]

[lavish flame]

you'd be surprised

[wild oasis]

i hired a tehnician to research sporting goods, should i hire a new tehnician to research south american imports?

[wild oasis]

the first tehnician

johan

its a gta 5 server

[lavish flame]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[deft vector]

It's not

[lavish flame]

go there

[deft vector]

It's a tgg server with GTA 5 channels

Lol I barely do

Which is funny because I joined the first tgg server before they reset

[simple iron]

Tgg gay

[lavish flame]

his content is extremely hit or miss

[deft vector]

When was the last time he actually said something here

[modest wigeon]

He do be a fruitloop on stream

[past marsh]

^

Over 3 months ago

[deft vector]

So nothing has changed

[modest wigeon]

Nerd that’s the same as a ping

[deft vector]

Very pog

[past marsh]

No lmfao

You could turn it off

[modest wigeon]

You get notis when you get a reply or mention goofy

[past marsh]

Only when you ping

[deft vector]

You get a notif in your inbox when you get a mention but it won't push to phone notifications if you turn off ping

[modest wigeon]

Bark for me

[lavish flame]

there's an option to turn notif off for reply

[modest wigeon]

[past marsh]

This user is

[modest wigeon]

Are you special

[solar grove]

doing fleeca and accidentally threw a nade at the witnesses

oops wrong channel

[past marsh]

😭

[lavish musk]

Sounds like a mistake you would make

[deft vector]

Bro looked at committing robbery and thought "nah this shit too easy" and committed domestic terrorism as well

[solar grove]

too boring

i shot someones foot before this

she died

[serene ermine]

yoo

[solar grove]

I did it again 😭

I forgot left dpad throws a nade

[serene ermine]

💀

[past marsh]

The casino mistake was only because I didn’t do casino in like 2-3 weeks

And forgot I didn’t have a suppressor or stun

[lavish flame]

Damn bro

[fast escarp]

Ah fuck

[strong jackal]

Does anybody want to do criminal mastermind

[fast escarp]

A few days ago my shoes rubbed a layer of skin off my foot

Now my sock is stuck to that area and is pulling off the scab trying to heal it

And I'm to scared to just rip my sock off so I'll try to cut that area

[crimson basalt]

One time i cut my foot and some of the skin peeled off half way and i just put a bandage over it and it fused back together

[fast escarp]

Lol, sadly by the time my shoe got replaced it was to late

Turns out my feet are 2 different sizes so that shoe was a .5 size smaller than what I should been wearing

Plus having 2 layers of socks didn't help

[upper fractal]

Hey @strong jackal, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
#1190735612077158441
#☝lfg-info

[strong jackal]

Ok

Sorry

[past marsh]

I once had an art project I made suddenly break and scraped my foot. Holy crap, cuts everywhere.

[vapid sage]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wild oasis]

guys

how do i become a leader for payphone hit

it says i need to become a leader

whats a leader

[copper sinew]

Boss CEO

[wild oasis]

i am a motorcycle ceo already

[copper sinew]

Then try the other? Franklin's payphone hits aren't MC related..

[wild oasis]

who has a payphone hit

[fast escarp]

My mother nearly cut off the tip of her finger while putting a window in or something

She said the same, it didn't hurt until she saw the tip of her finger split wide open

[swift harbor]

palworld worth it?

[jagged wraith]

Um

Idk

[vapid sage]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[viscid haven]

decided to download the pc version instead and looks wayyyy better

[vapid sage]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[viscid haven]

sorry didnt mean to reply

[fast escarp]

Ew

@viscid haven

Did you finish mafia 2

[viscid haven]

nahh sadly nott just been emulating shit today

[fast escarp]

And no, I hate that thing

Well I love it and hate it

[fast escarp]

Oh

Did you atleast get to any major part?

[viscid haven]

hmm im not entirely suree

[wild oasis]

yo guys

[jagged wraith]

Yo

[wild oasis]

i just scoped draineg tunnel but it says i only need to go to main gate

wtf

in the intel it says entey point drainage tunnel and when i go to finale i only got main gate entry

[jagged wraith]

Idk

Did u do sub approach

[wild oasis]

no

longfin

@jagged wraith

[jagged wraith]

Idk

[wild oasis]

bruh

[past marsh]

Gets the job done

[fast escarp]

But so does a tennessee walker and a morgan

[past marsh]

Yep

a horse is a horse

you could rather just walk/run or use something slighty faster

[fast escarp]

Orrrr use something amazing

[past marsh]

Like it's entirely up to you lmfao

[fast escarp]

Like why get a white arabian when you could get a perlino andalusian

All the white arabian has going for it is its beauty and its speed

[past marsh]

As I said just now

a horse is a horse

[fast escarp]

Technically

A horse can possibly not be a horse

[past marsh]

You really find a way to complain/stretch everything, huh?

[fast escarp]

Yes

[past marsh]

Not going to waste my time on this.

[fast escarp]

Like one time I was playing rdo

There was something that technically was a horse

But really was just like a unkillable thing of nothingness that was able to move a wagon and everything

[junior pebble]

Yo

Anyone has a free game pass I can get?

[limber dust]

💀💀💀

[junior pebble]

If you have nitro you could maybe have it in your gift invoice

Inventory

[junior pebble]

Bro I wanna play pal world

[limber dust]

Be a man and play call of duty

That’s all you need

[junior pebble]

I already played call of duty

I’ve been playing since black ops 1

Bo2 zombie was the best imo

[vapid sage]

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[modest wigeon]

Bark for me kitten

[junior pebble]

Bro the thing is I don’t have a credit card

I have the money but I just don’t have a credit card

[jagged wraith]

Ok

Put money on a card from the store??

[valid bronze]

Yo

what do i do about fleeca job in criminal mastermind

[vapid sage]

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[jagged wraith]

💀

[sweet bolt]

So if I do the peyote plants exploit to gain xp will I get banned ?

[last void]

Who’s tryna play on ps5

[warm parcel]

damn this chat is still active

[last void]

Nobody?

[warm parcel]

i cant rn bro srry

[timber lava]

I’m tryna shit in my pants

[warm parcel]

shit out ur pants

[timber lava]

My ass is stinky rn fr

[warm parcel]

...

[timber lava]

Anyone wanna shower with me

[last void]

🫤

[timber lava]

That’s not a no

[lost schooner]

none of those are even in this server

also

[timber lava]

LMAO

So true

[simple iron]

GTA

[lost schooner]

smh acting like they a giveawaygod

one must earn that title

[timber lava]

fr they acting like they me

[lost schooner]

ong smh

[simple iron]

Bro my lizard almost escaped

[lost schooner]

yo I can actually play rn, fleeca?

[timber lava]

lol bro what

[simple iron]

Bro got out of the tank and started running

[lost schooner]

zaza dont eat ur lizard

[timber lava]

Yo if he’s that determined just let him go bro

little dude risked his life for that jailbreak

[simple iron]

I can run casino

[lost schooner]

yes but I gotta do my fleeca finale first

[wild oasis]

yo guys

#📸┃gta-media

[timber lava]

if you don’t get your ugly back out of my face

[wild oasis]

wtg

wtf this game

[wild oasis]

@near patrol

[simple iron]

Sure let me get on

[wild oasis]

help

[simple iron]

Stop letting spiders get in my room I just killed a big one

[lost schooner]

smh

[lost schooner]

alright sir, I shall guard your quarters better than ever before

[simple iron]

Inv

[lost schooner]

im still joining gtao

id be in friend only session

join me

[simple iron]

Join me I’ll run fleeca

[simple iron]

Start heist

[lavish musk]

[simple iron]

@lost schooner is very noob

[lavish musk]

What a surprise

[serene ermine]

yoo

who need help with something

[simple iron]

@lost schooner noob join

[edgy mango]

Wild

[near patrol]

Yeah?

[weary dune]

Me

[serene ermine]

what ya need , ps5 btw

[weary dune]

Nvm I'm ps4

[boreal arrow]

@stable relic he needs a banana instead of a gun #📣┃announcements message

[serene ermine]

dam bro good lukk findin someone

[weary dune]

Who wanna hang out in GTA online ps4

[boreal arrow]

ask that in ps4-lfgs

You have a better chance there

[weary dune]

Ok

[arctic perch]

Anyone ever escorted new players during a delivery or such? Good times

[latent cipher]

Nah I just explode on them

[arctic perch]

😦

[deep hull]

Wth

[latent cipher]

With c4s

[leaden wave]

Imagine getting hacked and send nsfw invites to all servers you're in and then getting banned

[latent cipher]

I strap myself up with a vest and parachute on to them commando style

[clear tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-anime-dance-power-power-dance-anime-power-gif-27669980

[latent cipher]

[serene ermine]

💦💦??

[serene ermine]

power kan get it fr

[wanton hull]

it do be crazy

[jagged wraith]

@deep hull hey

[frigid tendon]

[lavish flame]

What is going on

[simple iron]

Look at what I stole 🔥

[fast escarp]

@simple iron

[fast escarp]

@spare wing

[modest wigeon]

Guys I got a big hot tub

[agile spade]

think u the shit BITCY

u not even the fart grah

[modest wigeon]

Nah dawg I dm a pic

[agile spade]

Aight

[fast escarp]

@modest wigeon

[modest wigeon]

Wsg

[fast escarp]

I'm creating a presentation and on one of my pages I'm doing tardigrades

At the bottom of the page I have random facts

So far I only have "Tardigrades have spear like things called stylets. They can use their stylets to stab something and drink the liquids from their insides like juice"

I need more ideas

[modest wigeon]

Talk abt how they survive literally anywhere even in soace

Space

[fast escarp]

They dont

[modest wigeon]

Yes the do goofball

[fast escarp]

But I'm going to leave the tun part for a different section

[modest wigeon]

Are u special

[fast escarp]

They wouldn't survive the sun

A star

A exploding star

A black hole

Etc

[modest wigeon]

Obviously

But they are fine if they just chillin in the void

[fast escarp]

Technically not

Like they are all dried up and inactive

[modest wigeon]

“If you're not familiar with water bears, or tardigrades, they are super-tiny animals that are best known for their ability to survive in some of the harshest conditions: extreme heat, extreme cold, bottom of the ocean, near volcanoes, highly radioactive environments, and even the vacuum of space.”

Goofball

[fast escarp]

They are alive but basically lifeless

[modest wigeon]

Are you special

[fast escarp]

Nope

So they aren't really chilling if they can't feel it

And they can't experience it

[modest wigeon]

That’s like saying a hibernating bear is basically lifeless

[fast escarp]

They are completely different

A hibernating bear is simply sleeping and will wake up when it's the right time

And they don't have any extra like protection when hibernating

A tardigrade in tun state is completely dried up, they will only become active again after contact with water, and the state gives them protection

@modest wigeon

[modest wigeon]

I hadda cook dawg I’m back

[fast escarp]

Why don't animal abuse laws apply to lab rats

And microbes

And Canadians

[modest wigeon]

Because rats are plague

[sweet bolt]

Is the coke business any good ?

[wanton hull]

yes

it's the best

[lavish flame]

Ask the cartel that

[copper hawk]

document forgery>

[lavish flame]

[modest wigeon]

Yeah just don’t get cought like waltuh

[sweet bolt]

So it’s all a troll okay

I’ll sell it instead

[copper sinew]

Well played sir

[serene ermine]

yoo who have a gta group i kan join

im good bein a loner but i jus wanna join one ig

[clear tiger]

Yup

[fast escarp]

@clear tiger

[modest wigeon]

Wsg bro

[clear tiger]

PICKLE

Pickler?

[modest wigeon]

Yes

[wanton hull]

🗣️

[clear tiger]

Yeah WORDS

[wanton hull]

words of encouragement

[clear tiger]

And love

And milk

[wanton hull]

perhaps

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-gallon-of-milk-gif-14218584279012396254

[wanton hull]

real

[brittle creek]

Bro is slipping on what now?

[viscid haven]

milk

[brittle creek]

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/wildfireuv-gif-26390378

[brittle creek]

This gotta be the funniest thing I've seen today 💀

[round inlet]

Someone please buy me DoorDash

My card got hacked so I had to disable it

[valid bronze]

I smell cap

[wanton hull]

or maybe

cook

tell me how hard it is to make a sandwich

[valid bronze]

useless ass lyin ass

[clear tiger]

🥺

Uh ohhh he's all milky now

[copper hawk]

who’s tryna get oiled up for me rn?

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-milk-drink-onion-gif-26439306

[clear tiger]

Mmmmmhf

[clear tiger]

hand slowly raises

[copper hawk]

i’ll be waiting

[clear tiger]

I'll bring the milk

And the toast

[copper hawk]

ooh

cum toast

my favourite

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-he-what-the-hell-gif-24191318

[copper hawk]

don’t knock it until you try it

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/que-gif-27530657

[brittle creek]

Dog must be traumatized

[wanton hull]

not as traumatized as the one in my profile picture

[clear tiger]

Cummy toast, the best thing you've probably never tried or even wanted to. Probably didn't even think it exists, but it does. It's coming for you.

[viscid haven]

ill stick to my nutella lmao

[stone vine]

i feel so sick

[brittle creek]

That's a dog? I thought it was a bunny

[stone vine]

i drank alot 🫡

[wanton hull]

dog got stung by a bee

[copper hawk]

can someone help me make cum toast

i’ve ran out

☹️

[clear tiger]

Fruits and veggies last as long as they possibly can if you don't eat them 😉

Just thought about that

Life hack

[clear tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-girl-neko-anime-gif-18235760

[wanton hull]

i freeze stuff all the time

[clear tiger]

I want waffles tbh

[wanton hull]

waffles sound really good

[clear tiger]

The superior breakfast carb

I'm gonna make some

[wanton hull]

share

[copper hawk]

[clear tiger]

No, all mine

[wanton hull]

no fair

[copper hawk]

share with me

i’ll put some special sauce on there

[wanton hull]

good idea

[clear tiger]

Cummy waffles

Lol what the actual fuck are we on guys 😂

[wanton hull]

meth

(im bored)

[clear tiger]

As soon as I just pressed send I was like

[copper hawk]

drugs

probably

[clear tiger]

"yo."

[wanton hull]

my honest reaction

[modest wigeon]

Are you straight

[wanton hull]

no

im a straight white man

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cute-cat-mad-kitty-mad-cat-gif-10813702223477714480

[modest wigeon]

Fuck

[wanton hull]

got you

i knew it

@modest wigeon are you gay

[simple iron]

Yes he is

[wanton hull]

i know i just need confirmation

[foggy grove]

[copper hawk]

so no to cummy waffles?

[brittle creek]

[wanton hull]

im signing pickle up for a grindr account

[simple iron]

Bro already has one I bet

[wanton hull]

"email is already in use"

[simple iron]

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-man-michael-che-saturday-night-live-have-no-idea-dont-ask-me-gif-21183213

[modest wigeon]

You don’t got my email dawg

[copper hawk]

cockandballtorture17471

[wanton hull]

fake news

[simple iron]

[e-mail]

[clear tiger]

The Pickler

[modest wigeon]

Shit

[wanton hull]

that's how he got his name, because it's the one he uses for the app

[copper hawk]

@modest wigeon do you touch pickles with consent?

[wanton hull]

i certainly hope so

[copper hawk]

agree

consent is very important

[clear tiger]

I would like to donate my excess cheese. Who in this server accepts cheese donations?

[wanton hull]

goat cheese?

[clear tiger]

It is not goat cheese

[modest wigeon]

Not usually

[wanton hull]

dang

[modest wigeon]

Takes too much time to ask for consent

For pickle ticklin

[clear tiger]

Yeah he's hard NOW

[copper hawk]

consent is overrated for pickle

[copper hawk]

just like me

[deep hull]

Uhh

[modest wigeon]

[deep hull]

Gm

[copper hawk]

uhhh 😩

[modest wigeon]

India

[clear tiger]

Would you care to accept a large cheese donation?

[modest wigeon]

Or the uae

[copper hawk]

yes

[modest wigeon]

What kind of cheese

[clear tiger]

Send address

[copper hawk]

12 cock and ball torture road

[clear tiger]

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

[copper hawk]

@clear tiger how long will it take the cheese to get to my house

[clear tiger]

69-420 days

[modest wigeon]

I want it hand delivered

[copper hawk]

that’s pretty good

can’t wait for my cheese to arrive

[clear tiger]

It'll have EXTRA flavor by the time it arrives 😄

[copper hawk]

oooh

can’t wait to try

[limber dust]

I think I like this little life

[clear tiger]

I think I do too Sam

[copper hawk]

do you like garlic bread though

@modest wigeon i need you to touch this man

[modest wigeon]

How long would it take for a hot dog to explode in the microwave

[modest wigeon]

Aight I’m on it dawg

[copper hawk]

[copper hawk]

approximately 3 days

[modest wigeon]

I am going to touch you

Oil up I’m omw

[astral relic]

Car meet

[clear tiger]

No, go away

[astral relic]

That sounds like a deal to me

[dense edge]

has cayo elite always given 50k? i swear i used to get 100k from it

[clear tiger]

Damn I was kidding come back 😭

[copper hawk]

do you have epic cars

[copper hawk]

you’re smart

figure it out yourself

[astral relic]

Lol

[dense edge]

i havent done cayo in a bit so idk

[astral relic]

I have some rare cars

[copper hawk]

how do you get rare cars

[junior pebble]

☠️☠️

[astral relic]

Car meet

[wanton hull]

fill the bags and beat it under 15 mins, it's super easy

[junior pebble]

I was a kid when I played Bo1

[copper hawk]

can i see in #🏎┃vehicle-flex

[copper hawk]

such a bully

[clear tiger]

NUH UH 😡

[copper hawk]

since you’re a bully you should sit on my face cause that’s a horrible thing to do to someone

[astral relic]

Ye

[clear tiger]

No chill

[copper hawk]

meanie 😔

[astral relic]

The people don't like that here though I think

[clear tiger]

Breastidigitation

boob magic

[copper hawk]

guys

i’m consuming some milk right now

[clear tiger]

Ooooo

What kind 😏

[copper hawk]

all of them

some very good stuff

[fast escarp]

@clear tiger

[clear tiger]

Ok I blocked Caiden lol

[copper hawk]

that guy is a professional waffler

[clear tiger]

He's like a creepy crawly under your skin 😂

[lavish flame]

hewo

[wanton hull]

what up

[lavish flame]

who want play gtas

[wanton hull]

people in lfg would

[lavish flame]

where

where vc

[bold sonnet]

Yo is anyone here ps4 gta5

[lavish flame]

wqnt vc

[bold sonnet]

I Need 3 people

[dense edge]

go in lfg

[bold sonnet]

Bet

[lavish flame]

where that

[copper hawk]

who wants to have gta sex?

[lavish flame]

yes

[dense edge]

go to lfg lil bro

[copper hawk]

aren’t you like 9 😭

[copper hawk]

[lavish musk]

Finally, time to sleep

[past marsh]

OMfg

No way

[rapid magnet]

yo can someone help me with the union depositary mission?

nobody does not want to help me rn

[copper hawk]

it’s easy

can be done solo

[rapid magnet]

yeah but i always die

[copper hawk]

what level are you?