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kosatka is not beginner friendly anymore tbh
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it was back in 2021
What's elegy rh8?
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oh you just did not ask this question...
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I am sorry guys I just started like 4 months ago 😭
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😭😭
if u don't know elegy rh8 u probably started the game with like $100M in your account
It still is
Just need a friend
and u were never poor in the game
Noo I got 1mil as start that's all
yeah but it was 20x solo friendly and beginner friendly back in 2021
no time limit, no decreased values
i feel like a 50 year old talking about 2008 crisis
C'mon guys tell me what's elegy rh8
Solo friendly? Iffy.
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I go on instagram for the first time. My first reel was a kid. Imagine the comments….
what was the kid doing
i may have seen it
Ok
@past marsh
wdym by bot lobby
Mind your fucking business
exactly what your mom should have done
White kid dancing. I have a screen recording saved
i just know i have seen it
well u could have choose to not answer it
Here’s another one of a black kid and his brother dancing. Imagine the comments…
But "mom" 💀
okay you can shut up
Ok "mom" 💀
i saw a video on of black people going to like a swimming lessons and imagine the comments
ppl saying sea of thieves lmao
I could give less of a fuck

Hello chat
@wind trout hey
Hello josh
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bayerische motor works
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Homeosexual
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anyone got a build for the vapid dominator gt
@small needle hi
Hi stinky
I dont stink
You stink
How do u know
I can smell you from the screen!
stinky

I have that
but I wont say
What’s wrong wit dat
Gimps
@near patrol 
WHAT
nothing get pinged noob
I want to slap you

Kick too
Punch too
You want more?
I'll dropkick you
Backhand slap works too
Is this threats?
seems so to me
Headbutt you using a rock instead of my head
Gonna have to warn you for that
Shush
Yeah fuck those guys
REALLY?
hate them ong
gottem
imagine being mod
yes
its so annoying
Honestly imagine
You wanna fuck @lost schooner? Go ahead
they prolly fat as fuck 🤣 👉
I'm a minor blud
Add pedophilia to that warn of yours
thats illegal, you go to jail for thinking that
That doesn't matter to him

He said it himself
verixua has been warned. || being mean to baguette and me


I WAS GONNA DO IT
GOTTEM
not just any kiddo
an entire servers kiddo
many parents

@near patrol I'm your dad
ur adopted
I legally own you
Hello dad. I'm older than your underage ass
not than me
My parents are gay?

That's fun
Says you
Wild
you even got renamed 
So you're 45? Bet
Fr
Bro said bet 😭
yes, with kids
I'm leaving
I aint stupid
So baguette is?
yes
Understandable
true
YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO SPEAK UNDERAGE IDIOT
That's wild
Reminds me of my parents 
we are ur parents
Nah you're both short there's no way
you just dont know were on discord
YOU ARE MY 0ARENTS
im like twice as tall as you wym
Wtf is this family shit
youre baguettes sister
yeah were from alabama
HE WAS MY DAD
Bro's a woman 
nah thats somebody else

yes
WHO?
What kind of family is this bro 

uh
its actually cow
Fuck knows
average alabama family
Knew he was gay
were murica
yes with baguette, thats why hes both ur dad and brother
So I'm his dad but he's technically a her and she's my sister so how's that work

Fucked up 😭
Frfr
so he is technically a her and shes ur sister but you also gay with her dad so ur also her other dad
see
😭😭
it all makes sense in your little family
Wild family lore
true
My braincell fighting for its life rn
Your last one 😭
YES
im surprised its still alive when youve been here awhile
I'm surprised myself
also @wind trout @near patrol yalls dad concieved you with yalls grandma so like
yall a weird family

understandable
Y'all isn't it wild the periodic table has everything but the element of surprise
So my grandma is my mother but my grandma too
Wild lore
Wild
@near patrol @wind trout this is you two
Think we diving way too far into this
Hillbilly looking mfs
nah its ok to tell ur family lore, no judgement
Me in red
dont say that abt yourself and ur sister
yes, with ur dad/brother next to u
She looks like a man fym 
Understandable

@near patrol u gonna take this?
Uh
Bro's on EVERY side of the spectrum
Baguette
Hi
I'm a she
You're a dumbass
Why u being sexist

yes yalls family is weird cause cow is ur dad but also ur granddad since hes married to ur grandma
but then again your uncle is technically also ur sibling cause he married you so like
Wild
Frfr
HE MARRIED ME?
Casually having this conversation in general
yes ur uncle, not cow
Hell nah 
Anyone lurking in this chat lost their braincells
this way members get an inside look into what actually goes on in staff channels
its not staff things at all
Y'all this is average staff chat
yes, ur uncle is actually rolm
Except @near patrol sounds way dumber
also
factual
Says u

yes need me to explain it all?
My names jeroboam?
Biblical ass name
Pls do
Shut it Danielle
Who tf is Danielle 😭
so cow is ur dad and married to ur grandma out of which you two came, so baguette is ur brother but now hes also gay with cow, ur dad so hes also ur dad see. and he also has a brother which is rolm(ur uncle) but he is married to zeal so technically its also like a sibling of yall
YOU
@near patrol Go drink tea 
NO I'M NOT
Please go away
WHAT
F off
We are having family discussion
YES
if youve ever wondered what the average staff chat looks like, this is it
yes this is private
induubitably was muted. | give us privacy ty
There
ur grannie also had a husband which was ur grandpa
but it got too weird for him so he left, thast greentop
bet

yalls family is wild
So green was a mistake?
yes also but hes also ur granddad that left ur dad
@small needle ur own son had sex with his mother (your ex wife)
I guess yeah
and ur other son later married ur grand daughter, which was @near patrol
Green was my grandpa that fucked my dad then left 


😭😭
Please go away this is family discussion

He just wanted the fun
THE FUN 😭
yes
😭😭😭
WHAT FUN
the fun of living in alabama 
The fun of fucking someone then leaving because you realised the family is fucked
Dude if you're gonna mute someone for interrupting just head over to the staff chat or some, fucking hell
leaving ur family?
for a second time? woah thats rude bro
Green you're my twisted grandpa that left for milk how do you feel
Fr
Very important discussion
This is general chat 
I think he already left again
Yeah yeah go over to staff discussion then
This is all @small needle's fault

If it's so important
Second time ffs
yeah hes a rude motherfucker
Can never trust that guy
Never
and now yall are wondering how i fit into all of this of course, I am simply a brother of ur dad that came from ur granddad and grannie and the one thats normal
now
You know your family lore is wild when even you don't understand it 
were all a happy family
U are not normal
I mean, if even you cant understand it it is TRUELY wild
I don't 
at least im not inbred
What part of this is normal 😭
😭what
Nothing is
you are 
You might be too
our family is pretty fucked but luckily im normal
PLOT TWIST

Agreed, low iq is a sign of inbred
April looking over this conversation genuinely thinking about firing all of us
now im scared

She might actually
I mean
yeah
pretty much
probably
Nah I could take her 
???
On a date?
luckily yall are too confused with ur family tree so cant even tell me what would be wrong with me
rekt
Nah I don't like ice spice

That might get me fired 
Oopsie
it better not
baguette goat mod
Frfr
You're the brother of cow who got separated at birth and you fell in love with your own brother. So you found out he married my grandma so you fucked her to make cow jealous
I mean hes so goated god had to nerf him with a weird ass family
There
(ignore the kys comments and I'm golden)
wait no but cow is already with baguette
so thats incorrect
SO THEN WHO ARE U?
@lost schooner Go to sleep 
should be doable
Ur definitely related to us
Yessir
well I am cows brother
so im ur uncle
Please no 😭
😭fr
yall got ur good looks from me prolly
so now then
ready for school? today yall get to tell about your family
good luck with that
MY UNCLE WHO'S MARRIED TO ME

Too late
THERES ONLY ONE UNCLE
Bro thinks 
but then who is rolm
well considering our family my thinking cant be too bright tbh
Pls no 😭
Guys who is april in this family
prolly the grandma
Who is rolm?
Which one 😭
NAH
maybe rolm is like a distant cousin
there is only one 
Actually true
He's normal then
I didn't understand half of it 😭
Same
yeah thats why we never see him
hes scared of our family tree
Bro is anything BUT normal
mf I dont even understand it
He doesn't want anything to do with us
maybe bro is the kid of you and cow and is even more inbred
So, when are new elections gonna be held on which staff should get promoted & who gets demoted? I'll vote for Baguette to be demoted for sure 
Frfr
Me for owner 2024 ong
🗣️
yes thats it
now I think weve had everybody
We've gotta be the three stuges
except archo and emoji but I think theyre just distant family since they aint here as often
Rock and jew
Nah mate I'll vote to get a boot under your ass and get you banned 
Jew is the mailman who's having an affair with the grandma


now weve got everything
this is way better
😭
yes, theyre kids of jew the mailman and april 
Rock is xenos adopted son with mental issues who transitioned into a girl
@lost schooner you should write a story on this family tree including who's related to who and who is who's kid/parent/grandparents

😭😭
but everybody is eachothers kid and parent 
Dw, Baguette is like the handicapped kid
Make a summary pls
We needa pin it
mf were all handicapped here


ok lemme think who was who
True
You forgot 😭😭
Who was who bro that's impossible 😭
yes
Mf tree more confusing than average royalty
You know its wild when the one who made it up forgot who's who
egyptian pharao looking ahh family tree
yall had input, so much I forgot who was who
We've got grandmas having affairs with dads ffs 😭
I know im the uncle but also married to zeal and also cows brother
try remembering
@lost schooner Did you know?
Baguettes parents are Han-Chinese, when they found out he was handicapped they named him "Sum-Ting Wong" 
and baguette is gay with his dad cow 
Shush

Look at our previous chats and make a summary in one big paragraph
you do it
I dare someone to make an actual family tree of this
im tired
would be funny
No u
Sleep then
Same
the big alabama staff family
I really should
@lost schooner we should sleep together 
What's that one slogan that's like we've got everything you could ever think of?
we are married after all
That's our family tree
Same
Exactly
"our family tree, its more of a circle than a tree"


Bro it's a fucking dodecahedron 😭
Doesn't make a lick of sense
I mean it prolly makes some sense if you really really startfiguring out who is dating who and such
You cannot be serious rn
hell even the british royals think our tree is messed up

Maybe you're the one with mental issues not rock 😭
I am
can you blame her?
have u seen her family circle?
It's Rock not me
Maybe it's all of us
true
😭
the real question here is, who is tgg
Maybe we're all crazy so we've formed this nonsense family tree
Bro's just god
He's the guy greentop left my grandma for
secretly its not nonsense and actually true 
He made us but wants nothing to do with us 😭

probably
😭
tbh I understand when this is the servers daily discussions
@lost schooner sleep
Let me try summarising this
says you
ur also awake
yes 
Good fucking luck 
we'll wait patiently 
I was watching economics vids for my exam
Gonna take all of bro's one braincell
you got this?
you needa pass
true, im curious what kinda tree zeal comes up with 
Gimme 10 mins
Bro gonna need more than that 😭
Not even a tree 😭

true
Actually mod chat 😭
green apples are so good
Rigging smh

Our family tree is being summed up you can be here now 
the family discussion is finished
warning: our tree might be a tad
unconventional
So to start off, I found out Baguette is my dad along with Xeno. And I apparently have many dads cus my mum is hoe (never even heard of her). But xeno is also baguettes parent so that makes baguette my father and brother. Then I find out cow is my father along with baguette so xeno is not my father whatsoever. My dad's (baguette and cow) conceived me with my grandmother (april) so that's my mother now? Cow aka my dad married my grandma (his mother) so my uncle who is Xeno is my sibling but also married to me. My grandfather (greentop) left my grandmother (april) because shit was too weird so he's out of the picture. Rock is the adopted daughter of Xeno and I but because of our family she got mental issues and now she's a he. Jew is the mailman who is married to my grandmother.
Did I leave anything out?
Jew April and Rock

oh and archo and emoji but where tf do they even fit into here
April is my grandmother
true
jew what do you think of our family tree
its a tad unconventional but yk
They are long lost cousins from Norway
probably
Interesting
Staff family tree
Who’s the grandma
April 
Alr i’m restarting my discord bc these weird messages keep popping up
Fuck off
rip abguette 🙏
luckily you can rely on family
Xenos
uh
I need to include them
Adopted
So mine and xenos
apparently mine
bu thes adopted
Understood
ye
Fr
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Wild
Skyrim ass NPC
Here's the updated version

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what a good tree we have
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It's so good
Wild ass lore
Its not a fan fiction
It's real
its no fan fiction
our family tree was just so confusing it took us till now to actually figure it out
When people ask for server lore show them this 
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Yes.
😭😭way to lose members fr
watch how fast they leave
Bro we lost members just starting this conversation 😭
😭😭
I guarantee it
we had like 165k when we started, now like 6
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Tgg boutta be in SHAMBLES
😭
bros entire server is gone
true
not that we had much
Gonna be on the news frfr
His hard work of 4 years gone in an instant
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"Insane family tree causes 165k people to suddenly die"
😭😭😭
"insane family tree"
true, when will we get admin
Insane family tree with insane members
we live in alabama 
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Most serious staff discussions I've seen in my life
alright lads
now I gotta go to bed
ong 💀
We made alabama seem normal

I alr know it, its not broken they just want all the ice cream for themselves
true
were like the ultimate boss of the entire state of alabama
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Imagine we wake to find a demoted announcement for the 3 of us
many royal families are jealous of how our family tree looks
They gotta make an entire separate state for us
I wouldnt be surprised
Fr
Bro I wouldn't be mad lol
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Imagine that ban message
permanently banned?
they might actually find our house

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Bro id scream if I woke up to april at my door 
Gotta hide underground

you were banned in "GTA 5: TGG's Gorilla gang" for: wild family tree
Bro gonna wake up to an angry April
Fr lol
😭
I mean I'd scream if any admin was suddenly at my door
They disowned us
Watch all of us be banned next hour
true
jewelz wont bring us mail anymore
THE MAILMAN 😭
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factual
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😭well
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Waiting for the ticket reporting us 
You can instantly tell as well lol
We finna close it
permanently ban for "troll"
FR

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Can't report mods if we close the ticket 
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What suggestion
I'm kidding guys
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This lol
EXACTLY
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Imagine pinging tgg asking for help and you get muted 😭
imagine
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ask rock ig
but dont ping
youll be warned
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he doesnt
its just smth I say to make sure ppl dont ping him
Realistically ping any of us unnecessarily that's a warning
cause dotn ping him for useless bs
Imagine they still do it
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I mean pinging staff unnecessarily is a warn
you will never be seen again
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U should have been banned already
for?
pingign staff?
This family tree made my headache worse 😭
The idiot 😭
I did that in my first week of trial
I pinged staff and admin role so I pinged all staff AND tgg

Y'all fucking made me do it as trial 😭
You did it yourself silly goose
I pinged admin lol
get owned kiddo 
it must have been xeno
NO I was misled
have you just been lurking
probably
Definitely was
I just popped in randomly
we do a little trolling
I pinged admin cause I couldn't ping requests, "you just pinged tgg" 😭
ok sir
Thought you said pooped 
pretty much every trial has done that I feel like 
I pooped
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I'm waiting for the day one of us does and someone else follows suit and gets muted for it 😭
Me as a trial? I added the person being accused to the ticket made by the one accusing 
I mean thats pretty funny actually
yeah that couldve eben bad 
I deleted warnings trying to appeal 
Randomly
YOU TOLD ME TO ADD HIM TO THE TICKET
bro as a trial thunder was my competition
like bro how was I suppost to win in this shit
U still made it
I said add him to A ticket, not the same one 
Just wait it out
I mean you won in the end
you should have specified
true
cause of my great moderation skills
Pretty sure green was there on my first appeal ticket lol
Yeah I was there when you just straight deleted it
yes, allthough if thunder had continued he would be senior by now prolly 
LOL
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I didn't know 😭
You wouldn’t get it fr fr
We in the trenches my boy
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ye its wild out here on the front lines
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Very great skills you have 
no were forced
were actually all convicted criminals that have to do this
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yes 
Great skills my ASS
What crime did you commit
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no I wont use my great skills on ur ass, weirdo
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many war crimes
Shut up
what no
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I'm the most innocent here
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Try what
Yes I agree
Says the dude who single-handedly caused obesity
this is baguette at our family house in alabama
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cap cap, no proof
Wait guys
Alabama is deserted because of us
We're a family of meatballs
true, we have lots of space now
Are we Italian
yes true
BRO 😭

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Boutta make me pull up logs
all of us tmrw:
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I would never
Yessir
good good
and to continue our bloodline we dont even need other people either so like we vibing
Wasn't greens animal sounds staff only once 
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it was
but I think jewelz sent it here
We're American, Italian, Asian, European, idk what else
Yeah
Now everyone has it
@unreal echo banned

Leaking important staff info
italian and european?
italy is europe PAL
"important"
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If Adam and eve were the first humans then we're all siblings 
hell prolly come into chat like "huh why are those weird "blocked message" things here again"
MY BRAINCELL DIED
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even if they werent we're still all siblings technically
look at our family tree
True
Not your last one 😭
fair enough

true coz they didnt come out of a belly
It was my only braincell 😭

Lazy mf
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well lads @wind trout @near patrol at least we konw about our family now 
anyways im headed to bed
laters
Thanks to me

true, thanks
Goodnight ppl
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Ima try to sleep early
Can y'all like put me up for adoption ion wanna be here 
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Goodnight y'all
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Mf no
Fr
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😭😭
The family tree killed us

Please. Shut up

Australia
Im getting a drink rn to help me stay awake while Driving
Ive been driving for 8 hours
Fahrenheit?
celsius
And it's cold
It's sunny and it's 12;42 pm.
yes bro it’s so fucked😭
Fair is a British ahh word
The temprecheh is quite faih in the yew kay innit
Are you talking about cod?
Bo3 plat lol
Bro u tryina play Lego Fortnite
Na I hate that shit with a passion
Currently personal decorator then finishing mp
throwing my life away at this point
IMO Lego Fortnite ruined Fortnite
Why bro
It’s just boring as hell and I’ve seen multiple articles saying it’s bring down Fortnite and if you want to play lego there is a other Lego games that are a lot better or just play Lego irl
It’s also stupid if you have the regular battle royale skins that you have to rebuy all the skins again if you want to use them in Lego Fortnite
Bark for me
Woof woof
The fuck
Fortnite is dying fast again after the og map left
Lego Fortnite really killed it
They should just keep the og map forever
New maps are shit
Fr
I still can't find a answer to my question
Boob
That isn't the answer
Booby?
Nope
What was that question
If the baermann funnel method can be done using a T shirt?
To replace the mesh
Dawg I answered that yesterday
What was the answer
anyone wanna help me grind i just got my new acc so need someone or some people
Go to the lfgs #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc etc
And why?
Maybe don't drink and drive and text at the same time
Shut up caiden
Well aren’t you slick 
Fr
No
I can do what I want.
Shut up, you worship a murderer
And you can accidentally kill people pretty easily
U might die dawg
We never heard from him again
Yoo WASUP
Ok
Laddies
Bruh
Hey that's my job!

||joke||
King von is disappointed





