#💬┃gorilla-chat
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No one plays series s
Tf y’all goin on about in the chat 😂😂
???
U prolly right
I think we found like a 13 million year old ostracod before
Would I go to jail if I used my car as a bartering ram to the White House?
Dinosaur reproductive organs
I got a point lol
Oh my
Would I go to jail if I tried to dissapear from society?
The plane laser beam would hit me, but my car would have blue paint on it so it’s chill
Sounds like a fun experiment
Like let's say I just vanish
There’s no way that’s real 
Move to the woods with very little things but maybe some water and basic resources and a gun and a bunch of ammo
“Maybe some water”
But not enough to make it looked like I packed up and left
@lavish flame
🌱🌱💨💨
Will people come looking for me?
Don’t forget the weed
No
Hey
Aight imma go now
@modest wigeon ok
Cya
Gotta say Gn to all my kittens
I gtg also
You gtg hide lol
Gotta listen to
Johnny Horton
and go pass out
Who is ur kittens
Goodnight americans and those other people
There are more?
My pet ant died
I miss him😭
Hey all does anyone play gta series s ?
Series x
U down to play
Dm me and I’ll tell u what I wanna do
There some stuff I wanna get online
I’m not on rn
Anyone else play the series s
Use LFG

Guys I’m back
Ok
Im back now
Ok
Ok
Don’t worry
Ok
Ok??
Can anyone help me
Ok
Hey @faint grove, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
hello chat
Ok
Btw I got a question how do you get gorilla roles?
@small needle hey junkie
So sad
Im sure you’ll get new ones
I already did cmm
its okay i found them
if you did cmm and would like the role open a ticket in #📁〢support/report and submit the appropriate proof
Ok sure
already saved 8mil, and idk what to get. either mk2, toreador or deluxo. which is better
i mean in terms of molibity and everything i'd say the mk2
definitely very convienent for any grinder
Faggio
Hey dog man
You ofc
BMW
All of the three excell in terms of their own selves.
If you wish to grind money I suggest the MK2
If you want a vehicle with good tracking and one with can go underwater, I suggest the Toreador
If you want a bit of both, a car which can fly but pretty slow. I suggest the Deluxo
The Deluxo also doesn't have a boost
@modest wigeon I think he might get appealed bro.
Can u buy me one bae
May I ask what's this about?
Alright
Is it about axe?
A guy that likes boobies too much 
lol
Oh well, people do tend to say things to save themselves
Such is to be expected
Yeah.
Funny thing though
I also did get banned from a GTA server for being part of a joke
Not even muted. Straight up banned. But we move.
Anyways
How often is it that the comet drops in your auto shop?
dont have too much of that
i heard it could kill you
dumbass

Ban him for that
i didn't even have a lot
like 400 mg idk man
smth lite
im just kidding don't worry
not that crazy

i only took 100mg
I just started a bunker do i need to put the staff on research first or can i just put it to manufacture
you probably shouldn't do research until you have a lot of money
Okk
What's the use of research?
you unlock certain things
Okk
@simple iron did u hear about Dylan?
He went and complained on YouTube to tgg and got his attention 
Covid meds were like 1000-1500 mg
Who’s Dylan
A guy who kept asking for tits. Then got banned. Then made an alt in less than 5 mins came back and tried to reason got banned again then somehow got back in on his main account
Fr.
Wsg
im 200k off from the kosatka 
im tempted to buy the acid lab cus i will also need the sparrow for setups (which makes it like 4 million)
but i could also get someone to help me with setups and give them a cut
never had my brain work this much
Fastest way to make money in gta online?
Idk
Money money
I love money
Ruble better
I want money
How many nightclubs can you own? And can you use the underground warehouse on all of them?
Idk
One night club
Should only be 1 otherwise that'd be pretty op
If I had multiple nightclubs I'd be rich but miserable
One could hope 😪
If you could imagine getting almost 500k every 48 minutes in gta doing nothing
And the basement 😂
Same


Is it necessary to buy all 4 djs or can i just switch between the first 2 to increse popularity?
just switch between the 2
how do i trade a salvage yard? i hate driving all the way up there and need one that’s in a better location
buying all 4 is unnecassary unless u need popularity that bad
Okk
What is the point of buying all 4?
does it give more popularity?

No but you kinda lose 200k
when you buy the new salvage yard, it will tell u to trade in the old one
200k ain't much but starting out can hurt a little
yo guys can i ask
so i pay the full price..?
No
and then it tells me to trade
no since it will tell you that you saved money when trading in
sure, what?
Whatever you bought the previous one for I believe you'll get 65% back
Or sum like that
how do i trade it? i know you used to be able to do it on those boards but idk if that’s still a thing
give me the most fun missions to do expect the heists
Haiii
something fun to play alone
I have a nightclub and just bought a bunker what should i get next
agency ofc
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Yeah i was thinking about that
ohhh i see the thing now
just purchase the new one. its self explanatory after that.
how much is it?
2m
thank you
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Agency 100%
but its the best thing to farm money
can't think of any
Okk
Kosatka isn't worth as much
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I have that
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soo go with agency now
Ok
then get the agency
Kosatka is still more than good but Cayo continues to get nerfed
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And what should i do to earn money, cayo perioc?
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Ok
and farm the agency and cayo and then buy auto shop or salvage
yes and you can do the dr dre missions with the agency while cayo cooldowns
Agency is better due to Payphone hits, security contracts and the contract
All of which are great things to do along with a safe
they are fun but not soo much money
Ok thanks and should i also do dax missions i did the first dose all 6
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yes those are good too
u hear about the nerf ?
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More of a buff imo
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but smaller wait time
85k per 48 minutes
45k per 10 minutes
imo ?
In my opinion
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but it kills the fun
true, since the nerf i stopped doing payphone hits
Technically yes, but it depends on how much you're willing to do it
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Same I'll do a couple here and there
I mean if you have a mate, pretty sure Casino is a better payout
That too
yeah me too depending if i got nothing to do atm
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but still fun thats why farming the agency is good idea imo
I mainly do my bunker and nightclub XD
casino is great, but u need another person
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same here lmao
Needing another person is the only thing
Other than that. Pretty sure you can earn around 1.5 mill easily per head
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casino is the best thing if u got a friend who always play with u
Needs like an hour. But you can do it back to back
My advice if you're like just starting out is to do the treasure hunts and you'll get 750k, do the time trials you're able to and focus on x2, x3 money events
So 3 mill in just two hours
agree
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Do the preps alone. Bring your friend on and give them a 15 percent split. You'll get around 2 mill easily
How to make 3 mil i just got 1.3 mil
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1m is the most i got from kayo haha
Just under 1.9mil for me
You also have to buy a second Kosatka for 2.2 mill though
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i get the bottle all the time now so im barely making a million
I know the Kosatka will pay it off but grinding Cayo will just make your burn out
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over time, doing cayo again and again just gets annoying
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Try this mix. Coke + Coke or. Coke + weed + cash/double weed.
You need a coke.
Yea I kinda stopped with it after I got most of what I wanted lol
And when you raid the safe should give you around 500k+
i have all the businesses. i focus on coke, cash, and meth
btw guys
I mean the secondaries on Cayo.
did making other character really worth it
im an idiot
No
If one character doss the heist the cool down still applies to the other character I think
Try the docks too. Take the bike and after you're done with the tower. Go down undetected to the main docks and scope two sheds. Takes just five minutes more to do
like what the characters gonna share and what they not gonna share
My brain ain't working lol
And in heist once you're properly settled in.
You'll do it with ease
Cash is shared. Utilities, services and businesses are not.
And the cooldown doesn't affect the other person
Or character
Cayo is pretty easy after you do it a few times
then i should make another character then lol
I need Asians
Don't, you'll burn yourself out of playing online more that way
I'd say the one thing that 100% beats Cayo is auto shop contracts on triple payout maybe even double
hhhh sorry, am asking besides the money, what else they gonna share
yeah okay then no thanks
Cash is good to have but doing the same thing over and over grinds the brain
Just cash
You won't want to even play the game after a point
cool
ASAP
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Just think yourself. You're doing the same thing. Over and over and over
Yea theres a reason why I took 3 months off gta lol
But you need a sparrow or MK2 for it
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If you want it to take anything under an hour you need the sparrow
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The auto shop and the union depository is a good shout
Easier to handle as well
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You can do the roof approach for the weapons
Especially on triple payout
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810k in 30 minutes
i love the sparrow
Easy 270k for 18-21 minutes..
but i use the mk2 way more
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I've heard it takes 30 minutes but most times it's faster
Nah, I have a route. I've done it in 18 in the least
It's too easy, the only problem I encounter us my supra being glitched
The best passive way to earn money in this game has to be the nightclub and Acid lab
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i thought job teleporting got fixed?
I will never download gta on my PC lol
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Blasians?
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Won't even recommend it
Ever.
The amounts of glitchers and modders I face on a regular basis is comedic
Can't even drive a car downtown
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It is what it is.
The game in it's core is fun
You're better off sticking a block of cheese in your pc and call it a day
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Or wait for 6.
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Imagine 6 takes 300GB
Which shall be on PC in 2026 most probably
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That's why PC is a safer option on the long run
The long run being 2+ years.
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I hate the discrimination PC users face.
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GTA V came to pc a year after the console release
PC ain't bad it's just its really hard to play a game that doesn't have modders
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I am talking in the r* context.
people just find joy in ruining the game for others on pc
We don't even have park rangers.
only new gen does
Then best wait until 2027.
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Evening chat
But somehow PC is not new gen. Astonishing to be honest.
Park ranger interesting
Only next gen has the park rangers?
Yeah
Yep
But it's bullshit how old gen didn't get police cars
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Feels that way
Mine too 😭
personally don't mind since its probably dumb to get one
Mine has one of the best graphics cards in the market and I'm playing the game from 2013. No revamp or anything
That’s bs limiting cars only to new gen like they did with the s95 and w, ignus
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We don't even have the HSW cars
Funny.
RTX?
didn't u say that u have 4090s?
Yea honestly I've only bought the park ranger since it's the "cheaper" one yet it's basically a grainger with light bars
They don't wanna do qotd smh
And a little faster
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But you can kit it black and it'd feel like a FIB vehicle
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Agree I did that to mine
I thought pc had hsw upgrades
that's why i don't any of the vehicles. its just repeats at this point.
Nope
Who tf sells a crown vic po po car for almost 5mil 😭
And that's cool to have.
But alas. We don't
We have a flying bike that costs 8 mill.
Steal cop cars and use those
They're better in every way
You can't upgrade a stolen police vehicle
Sadly yea
Can you?
The downside
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Definitely
Rockstar fucked for that one
Tax payer dollars.
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You've forgotten how the government works my man
Even we pay taxes for damages.
Insurance
Pretty sure taxes exist
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If we do then so do others I think
Tax payers in Los Santos are shark card buyers the money gets funded into a tyrannical government body to mass produce 4.7mil pieces of shit I can steal off the road and drill two holes and put Christmas lights and call it a po po car and get more likes
Ok
So wait, does this mean we been doing tax envision for like 10+ years?
Yet the skyscraper next next to the depository has still not been finished.
It's been under construction since online started.
It'll never get finished
Knowing where gta is with updates we'll likely not see it finished
Wouldn't say likely it's be highly impossible
also since its a heist setup spot, def not
Yet they added a new SUV to the game 
they love their cars
I love Rockstar and their inconsistency
It won’t be, cause don’t they use that building for like a cayo set up??
There are other buildings too but yeah.
I'm surprised Rockstar haven't been bullied by 9 year olds to put the bolide in
unless they get rid of that set up
Or the location
Bolide would be cool in gta but watch rockstar fuck it up 💀
sorry but what's a bolide?
Bugatti bolide
Look at what they did to the Sesto elemento.
The headlights look abhorrent
I mean the zentorno looks ok imo
Done right the zentorno doesn't look half bad
Look at the elemento and then look at the recreation. The headlights look very out of place
But it's far from the best looking car
I'd rather take the reaper over the zentorno and it doesn't even have that great of customisation
I know, i just got used to how it looked
It looks nice with like a metallic dark blue with white accents
I'm almost shocked that the tempesta gets forgotten sometimes lol
I just can't. I have a thing about Lambos. I just can't forgive them what they've done to it
Mines ultra blue with white accents
what is the best looking car in the game?
The Tempesta is way better than the Reaper. Performance and looks wise. One of the actual cars which looks like a Hurucan
Oh I can see how nice it’ll look
Itali RSX or Torero Xo
One's a Ferrari another is a Lambo
Any classic muscle car
Speaking of that
The Coquette Blackfin is not a bad car too
Looks really classy
And can do wheelies
Mach 1 mustang top tier 👌
All muscle cars can do a stupid wheelie
It’s either the elgery retro or the sultan rs
Worst thing rockstar could’ve done to the muscle class
All mustangs are top tier
The ellie is kinda weird with its front end but it's still a banger
And I mean mean the proper mustangs, not the adoption one
Best muscle car in gta?
In terms of looks
Gotta go with this one
Ayeee good choice
Mustangs are just the best cars ever
I mean there is a reason it stood the test of time
I agree but a gen 6 camaro can be nice if done right
I really love the gtt and the asp
I made mine to look like the Hennessy Exorcist
How often does a comet spawn in your auto shop
Lemme see
No pic perms
Oh 100% Camaro is up there

That sounds like a rapper
Also you're a Almirola fan?? 👀
Yes
Not interested anymore
Rappers always ruin their cars
And I don’t want to see a ruined e30
Tf
not a car person, but it doesn't look bad
💯
also even though its a rappers car, it doesn't seem like he ruined it at all
Ayeee Reddick fan 👌
oh
You gon cry?
Maybe somebody should tell him his rear suspension is collapsed
well to car lovers, they take this stuff a little too seriously at times
I mean he’s making bread so yea
Can’t say shit when he doesn’t have to work a day in his life
It’s just a shame that people ruin these e30 m3’s all the time
The world not gonna explode…
well i think people get cars sometimes and don't fully understand how to customize it and end up ruining it without realizing
You shouldn’t customise some cars at all
Those bmw’s being one of those that you should not
people still try though bc they bought it and can
What about his 911
He gotta fkn big thing aswell
What was it called
Ykw that thing in gta it looks like a big ass box truck
True, but people don’t understand that the car is worth a hell of a lot more when it’s standard
A stock one here can cost up to 100k
And that’s 2nd hand
Let people live💀
anywayssss how's everyone's night?
Fine thanks wburs
going alright so far
Watchu do today
literally nothing tbh
played gta
slept
ate
breathed
watched tv
very uninteresting day
Sounds miserable
It is😭😔

Yo
should i get staff and equipment upgrade for the bunker first or get something else like agency
Idk
Dead…
Good thank u Senin?
Or senda?
sen
I fortgot
iyiyim sen ?
Ben iyiyim
iyiyim= i am fine sen ? = you ?
I see thank you
is that rihanna on your pfp
💀
that's literally walmart rihanna
It’s a guy
transformers rihanna
😭
not you changing it 💀 bro took it personal
I don’t change it💀
you changed it 2 two times 💀
Skill issue
LOVE the pfp
3 💀💀💀
No if didn’t
I kept it
Not

Indeed
Start a convo then
Nahh
Ok
And people still say it will be bad :")
Lol
Batman arkham Knight on da steam deck
Who’s down to help me source cargo for hangar ?
Always eteranl, eternal is ur 2nd acc?
Tryna get at least 2 other people make this shit run by fast help you in return with something
Nope, why ?
Okk
Why?
There s a player named what I said I thought it was him
Ah that's another guy
Is it for fuck sake or for fucks sake
@deep hull Would u agree black is the best colour

Next GTA 7 3020
Ahh can anyone help me in gta??
Can’t
I agree
So u think I’m sexy?
Yessir

No homo fosho
I don't wanna get blocked
Blocked
💀

I need Asians
Bro still need asians 💀💀🙌🏼💯🔥
Bros still unmuted💀💀💯😭

Lol
@lost schooner gta when


Possibly today 
I thought you had xbox ?
I think bro wants me to get muted?? 💀💀💯
Oh my

I do
Lately this server has sometimes been dead for a moment and then suddenly alive again
Guess players are starting to give up on online since 6 is on the horizon

Do I have to help you make money in gta 
True 
I’m broke also 
I’ll carry you in casino I’m pro
Magic

Hey @finite ore, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
Wdym ?
Am talking about that guy/girl
It was a guy just making fun of cause he got banned
So they really got banned ?
Dang they were like 3.4k messages this month

@swift umbra
Oh wait he's here
and they bullied people, no place for bullies here
I see...
joking is ok, but bullying is absolutely not
They hit point limit ?
Who?
I hate bullies 
Who got banned?
I perma banned them
A no lifer, literally 3.4k messages in like 12 days
and their friend group
Ya but whats their name?
Friend group?
a few of their mates joined to bully a certain user together
no place for that here
The most recent message in #👕outfit-flex
Fr
Talking sus most the time
this message from archo applies, apart from the Christmas bit
Hm
They had recents warn ?
Was I even in the server when he posted that
No
I need to get to level 100 

I'll get there b4 u
I just remembered your old username
Didn't U used to go by reaper or smth
Ah I remember that
I remember what I sent in your dm once 
Lol I remember that
I may be mentally insane 
Don't say may be
We all know you are...
Nvm
No getting blocked


😂
Proof or didn't happened
It is harsh, but bully’s have no place here
Hm
Hello
Yea they did that to me a lotta times as well
How are you
Good, you?
Supo
Yeah I’ve been busy
I’m good too
Busy creating bots for lspp 
I’m going to be busy for a while now, rest week next week
Not really
Well I hope you still stay active here
I’ll do my best 

If I have time to spare I’ll most definitely be here
Busy with studies ig?
I just want to be done lol, gotta work a bit
So will be home now
I don’t, still have classes to go with it
Hello
(Btw it’s a public bot, not a private one)
Ik
can someone tell me in cayo duo is it better to both grab gold or one player gold and one paintings
Good, you ?
Gold
If you're full of gold
thx
Grap painting
Grab
Am getting some wierd typos today
I see
Dope new video I see...
Make one about roasting tgg mods 🔥 @mellow cipher
Hey kitten
Lol
$5k per hour
Fine
Deposit needed
I’ll send it don’t worry 
Cap
If you get paid 5k and hour and work 6 hours a day 30k a day 10mill a year 
Slide for me
Yeah that's not bad

A million nudes?
Ofc
Wild

Slide
I only do girls 
I did
Hol up
Oh shit
Hey guys<333
That's all the nudes on earth or sum
Hruuu:333
Most obvious femboy right here
Noooooo
That’s not even me
I need them for my collection
What does hru means?
How are you
Hru
@simple iron


I quit

Gotcha 😂

what anime is that
Tbh I'm not sure but the gif is dope 😁
Slide for me
Ong folks, where u at
Literally sounds like cobra ki to me
Slide for axe
Slide for the homie!!! FR
Work 😞
You mean wrk😀
What the fuck
Zaza no
Log off for me
I’m joking smh
Nah
We don’t mess around in the gorilla gang💯

Ok I gotta stop procrastinating like always or I'll be late and tarnish my flawlessly fabulous beautiful record
🤷🏻♀️
Speak English
It is
Cap, BYE
Errrm
That's cap
Y r u talkin racism
No trayzyy
Oh alr
Yeaa
Mmmm
Jus say ur racist
"I just wanna do it so badly" Discord Mod says
....
Merryweather Security, how may i help
free axe 🗣️💯
Yurrr
Merryweather Security, all your security consulting needs. How may i help
Help
Sorry, we cant do that
Ok, what you need help with
I need an Asian
Sorry, we dont provide them
Cmon
Submarine
Ok, sending our sub your way
Hey , does any1 know how to get a car thats removed from the shop?
Is it now impossible to get?
Merryweather Security, all your security consulting needs. How may i help
Go look at gta media
Look what ive sent
I need Asians
Sorry, we dont have them recruited

Bro still begging for Asians 💯🔥💀
Bro still begging to stay unmuted💯💯😭💀
😭😭
You have interest towards asians?
Bro got muted for pushups 😭
You always say it
No I don’t
True
Bro came with the evidence💀

No way you did that😭
Lol
Why u gotta expose me😭
Can anyone do literally any heist with me
You've said it 41 times
You have to ask in the lfg channels
I have?
Better luck there
The channels are for in game
Yes
I want help irl
Ya go to your neighbour or som
They black so I will immediately get caught (I'm Indian)😞
Where you live rn ?
Am Indian as well btw



are you?

