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no i wanted to online date a real woman 
Sup wit it
?
I said Wasup
okay
yes and you stink
ayo @neon estuary , Dutch here got angry at the fact I pointed out he plays too much Madden
whyd you smell his gf
Hmm
lol
@deft kindle ŁŁŁ
Sheās actually clean thank you very much she showers unlike you
You
Ayo nothing against our boy Dutch, I'm the one known for not showering 
Nah
Fr
Where is lfg
Since when
Up my-
Hey @storm jacinth, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
why is the hairdresser mf staring at u while ur in the spa at the penthouse like goddamn

Lmao
Lfg
Looking for gyatt
Ew
That's so cringe
Me too ngl
I wanted to educate you ppl
yeah in vc earlier 
I told you in this chat "get off madden" or some like that and you were like "You're not the one to talk" 
Madden is the same game every year just like 2k and fifa
The coverage sucks
The what
Man Coverage sucks every year
It's not cap lmao
Madden is literally the same game every year

Keep coping with urself
Ayo
@simple iron if i wanna make billions in story mode i gotta redo the whole stuff or i can replay the missions?
Gotta replay
redo the whole stuff??
Niceee
Yes
bruhh
Iāve been playing since 011 since Iām a youngster
Any fifa, nba, madden, etc. is just a copy and paste from last year with little to no changes.
Thank you
Someone with a brain
Nobody said anything about sports game being better than the other š
Tbh, I donāt like any sports game 
Maybe WWE for the Wii
But thatās about it
Iām okay they mostly flirt with me though
Yes 
Exactly this game
Oh yeah, I just got a race car game yesterday. Canāt play it though
Mmm
You should try the new f124 game
Itās so sick!!
I tried it out at the preshow last month
Game control with a controller is smooth but needs a lot of work
Lol
What about you
I only play fortnite and gta
Ahh
The best ones in my opinion
Sure..... What game tho?
GTA
I see...
Ima hop on soon and try out this new update
Well, PS4 and pc can't play together
Good trayzy,you ?
It's my brother playing rn
What u favorite color?
Oh
People call me in game a dirty tryhardšš
Iām not even like that
I just fly around on my flying bike
How much ya got?

So thatās why I have so much stuff
I see
Lol
Dormant
Tf is that ?
What?
Whats dormant?
Lol npcs
I see
Anyways
They need to hire me as a DJ for a radio station
Iāll be able to transmit and everything
what's the best arcade location
In the city
question
Hmm
The one right next to casino thatās under the bridge
Np
same
do i keep my acid lab in the freak shop

i wasnt talking about u
woah
Okay
r yall australian
i am
it 3 am in dis bih
Iām actually Scottish
so its like day for yall
im unfortunately british
8:11 for me
š
š„
š«
only good thing is that im not in birmingham
Peanut m&ms?
but im in the second worst shithole called bristol
š«šæ
wait what is the context of this emoji
wtf
like why is that a thing
pregnant guy
no shit
men can give birth now
Lmao
@soft wyvern
You guys are so funny
why chill out
no need of women then
Sup
Iām being sarcastic
bro what that wasnt even meš
No u
yea u right
Anybody got the vigero zx on f1 šs on ps5
unfortunately i cant bend far enough to eat it
You're still eating it
nut
save wizard moment
Yeah
Yellow Warning for Rain in effect from 12:00 AM until 3:00 PM
my area ofc
you too 
indeed
ik lol
i almost sent a nsfw emoji
š¦
yes
@cyan zenith wanker
lol didn't mean to ping a person
Wow
Mods ban him
she's downstairs
fuck you google
i can't yell racial slurs on kids because im not in a cod lobby
ill play old cod then
i should actually download mw2 on my series x
yes
no
i played too much bo2
i have 2k hours on it from the year it released
ok cya
yo
no
How often does holiday truck drop presents?
I got the red one in 2 days

now I'm too tired to even try for the green one
1 is enough
Iām trying for green because I like it more than red
Supp
Does anyone know if buying an upgrade to an mc business will boost the goods“ rate at my nightclub?
I don't think so....
Same just making sure š
But it's better if you ask in #šāgta-discussion better answers there..
Thanks
Np (:
Don't know what you're talking about frfr
What?
Nice
Wild
Wild
Someone on ps4 to unlock the gooch outfit ?
Yes no
Is the gooch outfit rare
Ask in the respective looking for group channels.
Which 1 im new here
You're on ps4 yeah ?
It should be #š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
Tnx
Also, welcome to the server.
Ayo
Zaza killed the chat
i need help with doomsday heist finale
You can ask in #š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
You'll get better luck there.
Hi I need cooperative team to complete Prison break heist
I am trying to send auto invite but maximum one player joins so I need cooperating team to complete this heist
Hey @whole spear, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
anyone ps4 b2b?
Hello šš»
i joined this server like 2 years ago
i got all the roles back then
ik that
i came back to gta like yesterday
ps4
got it but idk how to remove the other roles
anyone on xbox wanna fck around on gta soon 
Why this server so lag?
wsg wsg
got it
so anyone up for it b2b?
No
i got bogdan ready
Is this DOS-attack? Attack fr?
Ppl
Messages GO!
Please bro like load.
Is this the lopcow gag-reel reflex?
Man again?
Is this the lolcow reflex again?
Why this ?
I need help with cayo DM me
Its grey again.
wait
Y
wrong server
Grey
sorry my bad
?
Man
What
What Is Not Working?
does attack and can't even say.
Is this the gta chat?
@pseudo breach is this gta chat?
I mean is this the chat for gta 5 ?
No pick your #šroles then there's a gta chat further down
But you can speak about gta here if you like no one will stop you
What roles Should I pick for gta chat?
What ever platform you play on
Ok
Got both sweaters
Ok. Hello.
Man
You all are ddos attacking
Bro grow up
Mod fix the grey part
Its again not going
Upper sphere isn't loading anymore
Omg will it blast
Fuck the noncops
No cops
I mean *caps
Why that restriction?
All arey grey lol
It would blast 100%
Just in a sec if net comes
Can it be done on gorilla?
Does it show typing?
shut up
no
Mod if u saw that
& deleted it. Y not help with the problem?
Unless u can't
Ffsnits a single message
Ok. I can see the icons now.
Like beside the mod
& others ofc
Ur message just popped in
Doesn't show typing
How many r here from droid?
Now load more messages lol.
š
Didit show it?
Man
Can u see this be4?
It did blast 100%
Where can I get other ones?
Like more net?
Where to catch?
It still loading but I just said that so it doesn't really matter what I say.
Ok. Typing.
I can see
Can u see this one rn?
The above one?
This one?
Ok. Its coming back slow lol
Its on my disk?
Bro, its juts not worth it.
It does come I mean it came
Can see it rn.
See.
Normal
Again grey.
Y?
Can mods fix it.
Bro. The typing gone.
Is this like botted?
Dome of sorts?
Like a cone?
Its not peyote if it's not.
Lol. I can see typing rn
It takes time then.
Huh
Lol. Grey again.
What bro doing
This one will come.
See bro
Grey
Ok. I saw that one.
Hey. Its typing again.
Its showing.
Yes.
Yes.
Tell but don't in grey
Fuck me man.
Grey again?
It takes some time so it will come eventually.
Bro, the grey part.
It doesn't even let me quote u
Its awesome
šš»
Quote like reply
See grey again š®
Why?
Soon it will b gone.
What is bro yapping about
arayton was muted. | take some rest or learn English then come back
imagine
30min

Womp womp
?
Keep forgetting youre not baguette
Rendered and Exported
Maybe you should try that for once
Hi
Ayo @lost schooner whatās that profile pic?
I see a raccoon giving a bj to a rifle
Raccoon gives bj's in general
Its a picture of me firing a machine gun at induub and stick while they run away
Nope
Nah
Its you giving a bj to the rifle like you do with everyone else
Cap
Proof?
Brah why did u delete it smh
Right
Is anyone on that completed story mode 100%
I am
Have you gotten the achievement for exploring the whole map
ah, did you actually manage to hit them?
Ronaldo better
Nope
Ye I hit induub in his ass and stick in his left leg and left arm
you failed
I explored the whole map and no bueno
True
bro missed too many shots that it didnt even hurt
But its a good start
Thats an easy target tho
no, they've got so much fat on them that they don't even feel the bullets
Planes or helicopters or blimp
you need to hit the head
True
True but hey at least I hit them
they aren't hard to miss
Doesent count
Thats not easy when theyre rolling down a hill in all their roundness
I'd hit them with a shotgun from 10000 miles away
They roll fast cause they have alot of mass
Fastest way is the besra plane @pseudo breach
Yo guys how you doin?
Unless Iām missing something the achievement doesnāt complete anymore
Good, nice to hear your alr
How was christmas for yall?
Had some good memories or just like any other day?
In story mode
Oh alr no worries still fun is what we want
Do you have to explore more than the map to get it?
We still have Christmas in the Netherlands
Boxing day for me š„
They better knock you ass out 
smh

thats not what boxing day is smh
Damn you Indians have.... interesting traditional food
oh hi
They sell popeyes in India?
Hello great friend
Hello my fellow great friend
How was christmas?
Absolutely fine š there?

Currently my mood is like pepper
Like you bit one & you became bitter?
Wow
You really thought its only 2k.hrs?
Jus wait for him to pull up the ss
Hey trayzy with the new pfp.
Why isn't it like appearing?
Its still grey.
Not anymore
A little dealy is fine
Since mods told me to speak properly.
*delay
Yeah let's keep it at that
That's not Sam pepper
Alr i asked cause im closing in on 1k
Lol
People dont understand the love we have for gta
Exactly
Oh btw, I told a small lie @knotty sky
Yeah 
Lol its alright
Lucia š¤¢
Helo helo
hi
Hi hru?
Fine, you?
Hey
Same im doing good
Hi, ur back hru?
Good good...
Thx for not being on the bad side
@nocturne coyote Your colleagues are trolling me constantly, thanks for not participating 
what optional missions are wroth doing for the casino heist for big con approach?
Depends on approach but go to #šāgta-discussion if you want more in-depth answers
ok thanks
Anything new here? I've been of for a couple of weeks now. Im on vac and i only can moderate with phone, but this new discord update sucks for phone
š
What happened?
yeah hate it too
They claim I play too much GTA
dang
Yep
Always being trolled by them goddamnit
_ _
Anyhoo @nocturne coyote , how's the vacation?
yo what happend to the lucia vid, got the notification and stuff but the video is unavailable
Probably with the source code leak going on
That they're trying to prevent anyone from uploading anything about it
makes sense
yeah
Its going great
You on vac?
Ait, where you at?
Nah bruh, I'm being trolled by them for playing too much, but guess what, it's true

I'm sitting here at home playing GTA
hi
Not abroad, im staying here in indo
Ait ait
Santa lol
Interesting indeed

No point in lying about it 
dj santa
Almost told you to shut up until i realised youre rolm 
whats with the other mod?
Which one is dan
Baguette 
hes a nerd
ahh
Its just banter ig
?tag NERD

You really are lacking behind huh
i am
First i got prj
Then finals
Then fam come from dubai
The vac
My ms is low as fck
thats hot
@nocturne coyote maybe u just suck

U just accept it?
Nah cause i wont be pulling ur 1000 move
Shit got boring yk
Guys
I fell asleep with my headphones in and gum in my mouth, and I woke up with my headphone stuck to my hoodie with the gum 
How tf
Sleeping be like
Hi
Or hear me out..... you buy it
How dare you suggest that

I wonder what happens if i ping owner
How did you not choke or asphyxiate
And why did you have headphones in your mouth

Both the previous ones r grey
Ping tgg
Use ur pickaxe.
what
ok
You wont get banned
If it goes grey again, I will. Idc.
Source : trust me bro
Ok. I will.
@lavish flame you will get run over by npc car
Your description says you are on road
Its not that hard to think. Its by ur username.
ok u might need to be quiet
How
Getting unfairly muted is the trope of this server.
Admin?
what
Computer spray
Oh it was strixz1. Ur name is weird bro. In the tagline
Ok
?
This was wrong oing. Sry.
Sorry wrong person. 35 people have the same name.
Its by ur username. Do u even understand English?
Its a trope. Bro. What?
100% a mum joke
That wasn't a trope bro. Its not reality.
Immersion is a sentence. U don't belive me. Look by ur own profile bro.
100% facts & wasn't even trying.
Nah its pretty bad
i do
These are the garbage I need to type to get that DJ perm to react to messages and save me the pain.
& mods still mute u to cause more chaos.
Aint nothing more fun than being an MK2 kid
Having a life is pretty good you should try it
Fr
nah thatās crazy saying that to me thoo
Aināt nothing better than making people mad
anyone ever pull up with a tank to a ācar meetā

Its ok u deserve it 
What were u doing in powershell lol
hi my nr. 1 fan

Fair

no
Says the guy who buys Nitro to boost other's dc servers.
Can anyone help me? I need to gain some money on gta online
play the game
I can hop on in like an hour
Still at school rn
This will 100% be a mum joke.
anyone looking to unlock the gooch outfit together? DM
You play Xbox?
pc
Damn
Lol
@lavish musk u on pc?

Uhh guess so
pc?
At school and still have Nitro.
So?
wanna do it?

yes
i could
Yep let's do it
nvm
aightt lets go
you know what u have to do right?
or nah
Just stay there for 48m
yess
add me cow1137
I'll get on in 5 min
actually 10
Ill join just need to buy a pc first
Actually 15
you can take care of that induub
people
Austrian painter
Nice try
Me
Same!!
Glad I'm not American tho
Honestly same
Like they think they're the only ones on earth they don't know any other countries besides Canada and Mexico
I canāt either I donāt have it it set up since Iām very new to online and have 10k to my name

Kk np
Damn so how we gonna get money then for u
I mean we can do cayo
Or casino heist
Itās up to you just need money tbh
Yeah
Yeah
Shall we do that then? If you have it I can help set it up
Yeah but I still have to scope out the loot first
I'm doing gold or paintings
Cash is such a waste
Alright we will do it when you can come on
Aight
Sorry I didnāt tell you I was a brokie š
It's fine
likely club, in club if you go with girl you get free entry and free drinks
Clubs are mid
Especially parties
Would rather stay home and play video games or watch anime
Same except the last part
No anime, just gaming
they're cringe ngl
Anime is Good
same i'm not into hentai
Yes very
Not a big fan but if you are, go for it
Ew
Bruh I ain't gonna watch sexual drawings
I meant the Hentai part lol
Still this blud thinks anime is hentai
anime is meant for kids tbh
no i'm aware
People well over 30 watch it sometimes 
Coryxkenshin watches anime he has been Since he started his channel
Ait then
with kind of stuff that is normalised these days i'm not surprised 
Same 
Anime is good idk what ur on about
i don't like it 
Let me guess you never watched anime
if you like it its fine
Or you watched one out of context clip and think all anime is the same
You gotta try something you don't like

Then you can call it bad
Is it fast?
What is fast
i don't like maths, i think i should give it try
Nobody likes math
watch out mate,you might offend asians 
the speed
The speed of what
One of my bsf is Asian and he doesn't love math
Ayo
gestures
Iām gonna try make some easy money so I can try get a good car and shit
I hate maths
18 years single
The opposite gender just hates me
i mean...
Fuck tinder
i mean its used for that
I'm saving my virginity still marriage
Ronaldo and Messi
pednaldo and pessi
Guys hangar, auto shop, vehicle warehouse?
Auto shop pays more but hanger pay more overall
But vehicle warehouse is better for a starter
Yeah if you max out your hanger you would get like a million or 2 million I don't remember
Plus if you sell in public lobby there's like an extra bonus
For football?
Real Madrid Bayern Munich Ac Milan
I would say man United but they fell off after Ronaldo got left
I played it yesterday 
Man United hasn't been the same since Alex been manager
Only pc players? Or console too?
Real Madrid and Barcelona was good when Cr and Messi were there
guys are cougars in missions
...
Hey I was always playing gta on my Xbox and in this server I said im looking for Xbox chat and now I started playing it on my pc and idk how to change from Xbox room to pc room
Could anyone help me?
??
Fr
Oh thanks
Now its good I think

Yep
Thanks
anyone doing heist mission? I try to play the mode but run into so many trollers
Kings of Europe
Why did tgg private the Lucia vid

I got the notification but it's privated weird
Lol
I gotta focus on platoon every day so I basically have no time
Anyone on ps5 and can help me get the gooch outfit?
Lfg channel plz
Looking for group
Ah okay
What we doing on gta @deep hull
Casino
You're doing the... Nevermind
Bro I gotta usually wake up at 6am
I pass out at 12am if I'm lucky
went to sleep at 5:30 yesterday
shit is tragic
Well we gotta do preps
I mean every required prep and the shipment one cause its silent and sneaky
..
You wanna help ppl from lfg channels?
Imagine photoshopping a cat on a smurf and it takes over the internet
How about Cayo?
If you have that ready
Well I done that yesterday
...
Les do my Cayo
Is it ready
Nope ig
...
K
. Nah we gonna help ppl in lfgs
Can't find any aswell


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