💬┃gorilla-chat

[lavish flame]

The horse is here

[boreal arrow]

Team work

[honest crag]

He'll never not be over I think

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-the-horse-is-here-peter-griffin-horse-honse-family-guy-gif-27283357

[honest crag]

And has been there full time ever since he started, glad to see he's finally getting the appreciation from the fans

[lavish flame]

Lieutenant Dan you got new legs

I need a wee piss ehh so go tak a shit

[lean pelican]

any plans for 2024

[quiet radish]

Heyoooo

[pulsar crystal]

my new years resoullsion is to stop smoking fent

[river bison]

guys

i got sad news

santa isn't real

i just had a moment of realization

[pulsar crystal]

fr

[river bison]

but do you know what's real

the one piece

the one piece is real

[maiden kindle]

does anyone have any f1 wheel cars that i can buy

[pulsar crystal]

how can u buy cars

[maiden kindle]

with ls customs

[river bison]

how can you type

[pulsar crystal]

u can trade cars?

[river bison]

yes

[lost crest]

What does "fym" and "smd" acronyms mean?

[river bison]

either from the car meet or using a glitch

[maiden kindle]

nah u can buy cars the model of there car for yourself

[pulsar crystal]

fym means fuck your mom

[pulsar crystal]

smd means sex mrs dad

[river bison]

and smd goes the same

ok

guys

I'm turning into a bad boy

😈

do you know what's also bad

[pulsar crystal]

👮‍♀️

[river bison]

my social skills

[river bison]

🪳

[pulsar crystal]

im a 34 year old virgin

I jerk off 5 times a day

[river bison]

do you know why @pulsar crystal

because you never lose

you also never lost your virginity

congratulations my guy

[pulsar crystal]

yay

[river bison]

that's a bit too much

[pulsar crystal]

why?

how many time should i

[river bison]

20

mature numbers

[pulsar crystal]

alr

I own 6 sex toys

[river bison]

🥳

[pulsar crystal]

I quit red dead 2

[lavish flame]

yo i have a question

can someone help me get 200k in gta 5 to get drift upgrade?

[river bison]

no

[chilly wadi]

no

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[maiden kindle]

js cars with f1 wheels on

[pulsar crystal]

guys everyone tells me to get some ass what is ass

[maiden kindle]

what u on ps5

yhyh snm dm me i’ll fine u my user

[chilly wadi]

innit bruv

[pulsar crystal]

whos the hottest guy ever

I LOVE guys

like i could get a guys number rn

what

bet

im still a virgin to guys

[misty cargo]

Anyone know if different wheel types effect the new drifting?

[lost grove]

bro are u okay

[sullen crest]

Nah probably not

[jagged wraith]

Lol

[sullen crest]

Oi

[jagged wraith]

Yo

[sullen crest]

Where have you been

[jagged wraith]

Idk

[sullen crest]

Fortnite?

[jagged wraith]

Nah I ain't on fn rn

[sullen crest]

Games mid fr

[jagged wraith]

Yup

[lost schooner]

is that capit?

capit why you on so infrequent

[restive gust]

do you support blm

[lavish musk]

@lavish flame ayo

First GTA car that comes to mind?

[restive gust]

zentorno

[lavish musk]

ah shit

I already own that one

[restive gust]

u fuck with a car

[lavish musk]

I was gonna buy the first car that came to mind if I didn't own it already

Ok, another one

Oh

Ait fine

Ngl I do mess around with Electric cars

bruh

Bro they don't even make any sound

Or, well

Bzzzz

ait then

Own that one already

Not that one tho

I don't own either of those (if they're separate cars to begin with)

RR?

Coz the standard one got removed

Ait

Ok Dutch

Take your pick out of all those you listed

I'll buy 1

Ait, guess that's what I'm doing then

It better not be too expensive

@lavish flame ......

[hallow rampart]

when the update out

[lavish musk]

About 10h15m from now on

[hallow rampart]

bro

[grizzled gazelle]

which update

just the weekly

?

[lavish musk]

Nah nah we agreed to 1

@lavish flame Ok so, RR or Furia?

Cool

brb

@lavish flame This hurts but whatever

[lavish musk]

Well so are you so 🤫

[jagged wraith]

?afk music is better

[upper fractal]

@jagged wraith I set your AFK: music is better

Angel<3 is AFK: music is better - a few seconds ago

[ivory solstice]

Listen to cayendo by frank ocean

https://open.spotify.com/track/72794Eag03xdy7TO0KNuid?si=WhenPV4dS6y4mNrCCQCfrg

Mention me if you like it

[copper sinew]

[chilly wadi]

poor

[lavish musk]

ikr

At least I ain't autistic

[chilly wadi]

warned

• grind harder

[lavish musk]

ait then

[coral furnace]

hey everyone. been playing gta v online for a few weeks thans to the rags to riches video

[lavish musk]

Great, enjoy it 😉 Don't enter a public lobby and you'll be fine

[coral furnace]

ya im staying in invitation only lol

[lavish musk]

Cool

[copper sinew]

I haven't been on GTA since doomsday..

[lavish musk]

You do you, if you don't enjoy it, that's your thing

@lavish flame Yo, perfection has come

[copper sinew]

Clearly.

[lavish musk]

🙂

[lavish musk]

☮️

[copper sinew]

Was more curious on anything interesting I may have missed since. ;P

[lavish musk]

Haha, not much ;P

[copper sinew]

At least Warframe has new content I guess

[lavish musk]

Never played that, any good?

[coral furnace]

warframe is fun. lots of grinding but its worth it

[copper sinew]

Free to play, and basically play whatever style you want. It's decent. But Grindy.

[lavish musk]

"Lots of grinding" same can be said about GTAO

[lavish musk]

I see

[copper sinew]

But for a free to play since early 2000s two major updates and tons of hotfixes in the last two months alone.. it get love from it's devs.

[lavish musk]

Yeah, if only R* got that love..... (not that they deserve it, but still)

[copper sinew]

It's not easy to do what Warframe did.. they have the free to play but it makes you want to spend to get stuff.

[lavish musk]

Haha, classic

[coral furnace]

when does gta v get its update?

[lavish musk]

About 10h from now on

[coral furnace]

ty

[light frigate]

I see soo many confusing numbers on the secondary loot for cayo perico, so whats the most valuable secondary loot for 1 person?

[lavish musk]

Cocaine

[copper sinew]

I agree

[coral furnace]

the white stuff i think

[copper sinew]

Looks kinda silver to me

[lavish musk]

Same

[coral furnace]

im kinda mad at the cayo heist right now. iv soloed it 3 times, but my current 4th time seams bugged. after i snatch the main loot, some guard spawns down there with a massive sight cone and sees me through walls

[lavish musk]

You kill anyone in the compound?

Coz certain guards will get spotted by the new shift guards

[coral furnace]

just the guys your told to kill in the video

[light frigate]

I found this;
4x Cash: $313,920~$357,680
2x Artwork: $352,400~$399,400
2.67x Weed: $389,280~$398,040
2x Cocaine: $441,000~$450,000
1.5x Gold: $492,876~$499,788

1x Cash: $78,480~$89,420
1x Artwork: $$176,200~$199,700
1x Weed: $145,980~$149,265
1x Cocaine: $220,500~$225,000
1x Gold: $328,584~$333,192

Is the upper listing the max amount per person?

[copper sinew]

Did you go in through the basement instead?

[coral furnace]

3 guys total. ya i grab the keys and use the single fingerprint

[copper sinew]

I found the elevator changes the shift change..

Like the loading factors into the time... It's weird .

[lavish musk]

But I think your best bet is to just duo the heist, ngl

More money, shorter cooldown

[coral furnace]

i didnt know duo was better now

[lavish musk]

It absolutely is

85% on a duo heist gives more than 100% solo would

[copper sinew]

The shorter cooldown.. access to gold...

[lavish musk]

Exactly

[copper sinew]

You usually end up just heisting the inside and never touch drugs..

[lavish musk]

@coral furnace You can always try your luck in #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc although I doubt people have a brain there

[lavish musk]

Yeah gold all the way

[copper sinew]

It's feels weird completing Cayo without the elite bonus

[lavish musk]

Ikr

[copper sinew]

Is it still 50 on normal and 100k on hard?

[lavish musk]

Yep

Except the setup cost is always 100K now

[copper sinew]

Cost of the caches during scope out. No big thang

[lavish musk]

@coral furnace Here's an example of a team cayo, it earns a bit more than a solo run

(At least for the bottom guy)

[copper sinew]

That's not even Duo which is probably better.

[lavish musk]

yeah it is

[lavish musk]

Here's a duo I did a couple months ago, still my best Cayo to this day

[coral furnace]

gonna try the heist again, hopefully the guy dosent spawn down there

[lavish musk]

You sure you wanna solo it again?

[copper sinew]

See I would 50/50 that. Then 50/50 my own. Make an easy 2mil

[lavish musk]

Coz I'd definitely recommend aa team

[lavish musk]

Yeah I did that but the guy insisted on 15 so I gave that to him

Normally I'm the one taking 15%

On my own Cayo's

[copper sinew]

That dude's been on since the start.. smh..

[lavish musk]

Wdym lol

[copper sinew]

Been on GTA since day 1, money for what?

[lavish musk]

Idk

@copper sinew 4 man runs aren't as profitable but still, no complaints

[copper sinew]

Worth it for that 1player, 2 player, 3 and 4player completion bonuses...
It all adds up real quick.

Was it 250k for completing all entry methods?

[lavish musk]

Not too sure tbf

You're right @copper sinew

[pulsar crystal]

some modder lvl 8000 died to me a level 131

[past marsh]

Modders are dog shit

[pulsar crystal]

red or black im at casino

[lavish musk]

And the guy you replied to is cringe af

[modest wigeon]

Guys I got a new phone

[pulsar crystal]

red or black

[pulsar crystal]

that was clara

[modest wigeon]

Why this man still here he the embodiment of zest and outa pocket

[past marsh]

Every modder logic: “I don’t want to treat this game like a second job”

[lavish musk]

Take good care of it

[past marsh]

Nice, what phone?

[modest wigeon]

15 pro max

[pulsar crystal]

guys red or black

[modest wigeon]

Red

[past marsh]

🤮

[modest wigeon]

What u got the SE?

[past marsh]

Nah, 12. I don’t like apple

[pulsar crystal]

I got the SE X

[modest wigeon]

I have the 12 pro max rn but might as well upgrade with that trade in value

[past marsh]

I only have normal 12

So much issues with it

[modest wigeon]

Like what

[past marsh]

Had it less than 3 years

[pulsar crystal]

it was black

I lost all my cahs

[modest wigeon]

Prolly got banned

l

[pulsar crystal]

?afk

!afk

fuck

[past marsh]

• Randomly freezing then crashing (probably because of the fact I was using a NAS)
• The phone randomly spikes in volume
• The phone camera quality is dog shit
• The phone dies quickly

[modest wigeon]

Mine got none of those issues

Prolly got a used one or sum

[past marsh]

The 4th one is probably because of life 360

[past marsh]

Nah, brand new.

[modest wigeon]

Idk man

Maybe was a return

[past marsh]

Nope

All these issues started happening recently

Besides the camera quality

[modest wigeon]

The only time mine freezes is in YouTube full screen sometimes

[pulsar crystal]

im high rn

[modest wigeon]

Only think I’m worried abt with this new phone is the weak ass back glass

[past marsh]

Does no one here use protection for their phone?

[modest wigeon]

Nah it’s on birth control

I do have a screen protector but they don’t make them for the back

[past marsh]

You know that cases exist, right?

[modest wigeon]

I got one on always

[past marsh]

Most good quality ones are less than 30 dollars

Yeah, then won’t worry about the back getting messed up

Not trying to be that person, but Samsung > Apple

[past marsh]

I think Samsung would be better if they improved the UI and made phones smaller

[modest wigeon]

I watched some of the tear down vids of it and the back breaks with barely any pressure, vs the 12 which doesn’t break at all with a lot of pressure

[past marsh]

The 15 pro max is ass

Legit just iPhone 14 Pro Max but with USB C

[modest wigeon]

Ik that

But I’m out of storage and it was time for an upgrade anyway

[past marsh]

Tbh, just stay with the iPhone 12. They barely change anything/make anything worth the 1k per year.

[modest wigeon]

Too late dawg

[past marsh]

The storage sucks too for apple. No way I am paying 1-10 dollars a month for storage

[modest wigeon]

That’s for i cloud I don’t do that

[past marsh]

Yeah, ik. It’s a scam though

[modest wigeon]

Cuz I take care of my phone and don’t plan on it getting run over by a tank

So my pics and vid’s are safe

[past marsh]

Same

I backed up all my photos and videos onto 2 separate NAS

[modest wigeon]

What’s nas

[past marsh]

Network attached storage

To put it in light terms, basically google drive but better.

[modest wigeon]

I just back em up to a computer every once and a while

Some random folder

[past marsh]

That’s good too

Just put it on a random USB device here and there as well

Just in case something happens to your PC

[modest wigeon]

Yeah

I haven’t done that in a while

[coral furnace]

ok i succedded in the heist but they did find a body as soon as i took the main loot

so i guess i need to not kill anyone but stiill do the same route the rags to riches video shows

[jagged wraith]

wth is that pfp

[past marsh]

I’m surprised no one mentioned about my pfp back during September

Good

[edgy mango]

Have U had that pfp since September

[astral relic]

Bogdan act 2

[past marsh]

Nope

I use change my PFP everyday back then

[edgy mango]

Oh lol

[past marsh]

Like 20x a day

Now, I change it every few weeks

[edgy mango]

Yeah I noticed that but I didn't care too much

[past marsh]

I’m just waiting for Christmas to be over so I could change my pfp 😭

[edgy mango]

Lol

[static forum]

can someone help me with a job

[modest wigeon]

Dawg

[modest wigeon]

What like a hit?

Like take someone for a swim?

Make em disappear?

[maiden kindle]

does anyone know what time the xmas update is coming

[modest wigeon]

Tomorow

Aight new pfp

More festive n allat

[pallid iris]

is the gauntlet interceptor dropping tomorrow

[modest wigeon]

Guys compliment my pfp

Or I’ll tickle your pickle

[past marsh]

Mid creator

He’s just one of those people I watch while playing games

Someordinarygamers is more interesting ngl 😭

[azure vault]

I'm struggling to score the podium vehicle this week, is it worth it or nah?

[past marsh]

IMO, yes. But Dw about it.

[deep hull]

Morning ppl

[lavish musk]

Bad morning sir

[vestal edge]

why did i only get 150k for car cargo with 2 people in a full session

[pulsar crystal]

wsg

I just jerked off my pig

[modest wigeon]

Nah I did a Picasso I drew a hat and a tree

[copper sinew]

👋

[pulsar crystal]

who want a video of me

jerking off the pig

[copper sinew]

[pulsar crystal]

no ur not gettin it

ur a creep

[copper sinew]

[modest wigeon]

This guy

[copper sinew]

Ikr

[pulsar crystal]

u wanna hop on gta?

hop on

[copper sinew]

Do you have bacon?

[pulsar crystal]

im beating gta for first time should i do a b or c

im still pissed at trevor for trying to kill michael

so ima do a

[copper sinew]

Save first. do all three

You can do that on gta 5 right?.. I forget.. Turn off autosave and manual save before the choices.. that's what I'd do.

[pulsar crystal]

yeah i htink

[lavish flame]

Do death wish and save all three

[past marsh]

Ah, W

[hallow rampart]

whens the update

[past marsh]

5am EST

Use a time converter if you’re in a different time zone

[hallow rampart]

Nah im est

[past marsh]

Alright

[copper sinew]

rollin rollin rollin

[past marsh]

rollin rollin rollin

[copper sinew]

Rawhide!

[next tree]

Big boat underwater or nightclub?

[pulsar crystal]

cayo

[next tree]

Ok great

[past marsh]

Submarine for Cayo

[pulsar crystal]

unless u got alot of buisnesses to hook up with the nightclub

[past marsh]

^^^^

[next tree]

Ye I'm just afraid they might Nerf it the second I get it

[past marsh]

Just do it with another person

[next tree]

I'm at like 950k

[copper sinew]

It was done recently so you're safe for a while

[next tree]

I was at 1.3mil but I upgraded stagf for white stuff business

[feral magnet]

I need a plan

Wheres dutch?

He has got tons of plans

[past marsh]

@lavish flame

[jagged wraith]

[next tree]

Is there a mission I can play multiple times without a cool down tht pays gd?

[past marsh]

Pretty sure everything has some sort of cool down

[next tree]

N by gd I mean like anything 50k n over

[next tree]

Oh

I usually call dex n ask for missions n after tht I do the sales mission in my bunker n then the mixed goods n repeat

[past marsh]

You could probably run heist with people for 15% cut in #💻〢cayo-lfg-pc and #💻〢casino-lfg-pc

[past marsh]

That gives at minimum like 200k per heist at 15%

[summer acorn]

my game crashed after i got my kosatka and went to cayo perico and scoped everything i needed out

[next tree]

Oh thts pretty gd

[summer acorn]

it froze right when i was about to go back to ls i am in agony

[past marsh]

Rip

What are your specs?

[summer acorn]

i can usually run the game perfectly fine thats the first time it did something like that

[past marsh]

Cayo could make the highest of the highest end pc’s have issues

[summer acorn]

cant wait to sit through that wonderful unskippable cutscene again i love it

[pulsar crystal]

im never doin aggresive casino main door again

[jagged wraith]

[past marsh]

Opinion on the Kardashians

[pulsar crystal]

they can eat my ass

[jagged wraith]

I've done it as a joke with friends before

[pulsar crystal]

its fun but hard

[jagged wraith]

Done with 0 deaths.

[past marsh]

• good when you don’t care about money

[pulsar crystal]

i like the group sex big con

why im i stuck on a white screen

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

I just took 15% every time

[past marsh]

Same

[pulsar crystal]

i wasnt in it for the money this time

[past marsh]

I sometimes give newer players like 25% cut

[pulsar crystal]

ealier i beat a lvl 8000 modder (i started playing in september 2023)

[jagged wraith]

I give them 85% if duo

[past marsh]

Modders are shit

[jagged wraith]

[hallow cosmos]

Honest

[past marsh]

I am going to start doing that when I get enough money to not care

[pulsar crystal]

ong

[next tree]

Do u get a first time bonus on Cayo?

[past marsh]

Most modders are chill, but just dog shit at the game

[jagged wraith]

I only got 20m

[past marsh]

I don’t think so

[pulsar crystal]

if u do its not much

[past marsh]

61 million in bank, 140+ million in total

[jagged wraith]

Damn

[edgy mango]

I got 700k 🔥

[pulsar crystal]

i sold my mk2 on accident

[next tree]

Sum modder game me a deluxo but the the coverage was half a mil n then another modder blew it up so I lost it

[edgy mango]

Richer than yall

[past marsh]

Duub has 1 dollar

He’s richer than everyone here combined

[jagged wraith]

?afk sleeping

[upper fractal]

@jagged wraith I set your AFK: sleeping

[edgy mango]

True...

[pulsar crystal]

I got -19$ brokeys

[edgy mango]

Shit

[past marsh]

Jokes aside, duub is probably richer than everyone currently talking here combined.

[pulsar crystal]

I have a gambling addiction

[past marsh]

I like poker

[pulsar crystal]

I like all of them

The first place where i went was the casino

[next tree]

Is the moc really worth it? Doesn't look like something u would buy if u want to make money

[pulsar crystal]

then grove street to shoot the gangsters

[past marsh]

No

Only for NC

that’s about all

[next tree]

Oh

I can't use anything in the casino for sum reason

[copper sinew]

I saw your rollin** it's been stuck in my head since... I lowkey hate you for that.

Ha! ha!

it is pretty good. I got that deep voice singing it too. like almost too deep to be real

keep rollin rollin rollin

[paper cosmos]

yo

anyone on pc wanna play?

[upper fractal]

Hey @paper cosmos, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[paper cosmos]

yo

[past marsh]

Sup

[paper cosmos]

wanna play?

[past marsh]

I’m out of town

Go to LFG

[raw warren]

Ordering parts for new pc

[simple iron]

[raw warren]

Going cheap on the motherboard cuz I want to spend more on important things

[simple iron]

Buy grow tent

[raw warren]

No

[simple iron]

Yes

[loud oak]

Is there anything new in GTA online after the Cayo perico update? I'm playing GTA online after probably an year

[upper fractal]

Hey, @loud oak It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[loud oak]

Thanks ig

[warm garden]

A lot of new business

[thick heron]

when does the snow come to gta?

[loud oak]

I see

Probably gotta purchase them then ig

[paper cosmos]

anybody wanna play?

on pc

[unreal echo]

Bro are we twins

i was literally thinking about buying a pc

[lavish flame]

Is snow already in game?

[paper cosmos]

nah

[lavish flame]

Lol

It's supposed to come on 21st December right?

[paper cosmos]

it’s not here tho

[lavish flame]

You are in pc?

[nova yarrow]

Yooo has anyone completed those salvage yard heists?

[lavish flame]

You know modders can remove snow from lobbies in PC

Lol

[paper cosmos]

i’m in priv

server

[lavish flame]

Idk then

Need to check ps5

[raw warren]

🤝

[upper fractal]

Hey, It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[raw warren]

Guys ^^

[unreal echo]

do you mean X🤓👆

[cunning void]

Shut up Jew

[lavish musk]

@unreal echo He meant triple X

[cunning void]

.............

[lavish musk]

uh oh

sack

Oh boy

[small needle]

I’m hungry

[shell spoke]

eat then

[small needle]

I’m poor

[simple iron]

Cannibalism

[small needle]

I’m going to bed

[lavish musk]

gn

[lavish musk]

@raw warren you went without sleep again?

[lavish flame]

then get rich

[raw warren]

i slept lik 8-9 hours

[swift umbra]

Gn

[lavish musk]

Oh

[lavish musk]

Imma do the same

[swift umbra]

At 8am?

[lavish musk]

Yeah

Ik I should be ashamed

but no @swift umbra I in fact haven't slept yet

[summer acorn]

i escape through the gate out of cayo perico and i alt tab to watch the rest of the video guide and my game freezes

[lavish musk]

Spam P

That usually unfreezes it

[narrow slate]

What time is the weekly update

[lavish musk]

About 2h18m from now

@summer acorn Or you can disable "Pause game on focus loss" in the graphics settings

[summer acorn]

nah it wasnt like that i alt tab then theres a big black square in the top left corner of my screen and thats gta 5 and the only way to fix it is to go to task manager and force close it

i have to do the heist again

[lavish musk]

Oh

[lavish musk]

Well..... good luck then

[summer acorn]

i think its because i play on a bad resolution so my game can run good

[lavish musk]

Right

@summer acorn Though, a hint: playing this heist duo is always a better choice

[summer acorn]

is it more complicated

[lavish musk]

Depends

If your teammate is an absolute moron, then yes

If they're somewhat experienced, you shouldn't have any issues

[summer acorn]

im afraid id be the absolute moron

[lavish musk]

We've all been there

Ehh, what are you on about?

Bro I told my dad to attack

He's the one playing on that account lol

Guess he forgot

That was my account, I just abandoned it

[lavish musk]

#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc may bring you some luck, or a loss of brain cells

Coz I don't like that game anymore

Idk, so feel free to just remove me

Yeah clearly

[edgy mango]

Got a haircut 🔥

[lavish musk]

Bowl?

[edgy mango]

Shut up

[lavish musk]

@lavish flame I agree, this new discord update still sucks

[simple iron]

Stixz new haircut

[edgy mango]

That looks really bad

[simple iron]

Looks like he has two mustache

[edgy mango]

I haven't even grown one yet 😔

[simple iron]

[simple iron]

You need a chainsaw to cut that

[edgy mango]

Almost left with a bunch of undone things

[simple iron]

wtf

[lavish musk]

[edgy mango]

Luckily the other barber gave 50% off the cut and polished the things

[lavish musk]

You're telling me your barber charges $60?

[edgy mango]

Nah it was $30 for the cut I got plus this shampoo my mom bought

[lavish musk]

I see

[edgy mango]

So it was $27

[lavish musk]

Nice

I didn't go to a barber in years

[edgy mango]

I got mine for 15 cuz the barber didn't notice how many things he didn't do

He also suprisingly didn't notice that Noone leaves with wet hair

[simple iron]

I don’t need a haircut

[lavish musk]

Bro u do

Bowl cuts ain't nice

[simple iron]

That’s not my hair

[lavish musk]

[simple iron]

Definitely the type of hair Dutch has

[lavish musk]

Ah so not washed in years, ait

[simple iron]

Ye he never takes showers

[lavish musk]

Ey ey that title is mine

[lavish flame]

So, snow is again in gta online?

Always thought of the rockstar logic, how can npc ppl with summer clothes survive in snowy weather? But oh well rockstar dont make sense

[shell spoke]

nice poster broski

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/pov-short-youre-short-tall-short-toad-gif-24521177

[swift umbra]

Is that harvicks mustang?

and a hair reveal?

[young lance]

Morning Y’all

[shell spoke]

cool guy

[chilly wadi]

thanks for the new pfp

[shell spoke]

W pfp

kidding

[chilly wadi]

😔

[simple iron]

I’m buying more gold

[shell spoke]

Now thats real cool

and brave

[lavish flame]

next cyberpunk gonna be better than gta 6

[wild venture]

I hate the snow it gta istg

[wild venture]

Chattin

[swift umbra]

the only person here who knows what I look like is xeno

[lavish flame]

real

[swift umbra]

you wont

[lavish flame]

you look very good frfr

Umm I’m confused

[simple iron]

Ayo

Creampie

[lavish flame]

tf

[chilly wadi]

what does he look like

[swift umbra]

[swift umbra]

Xeno? Average Dutchie

[simple iron]

I’ve already showed myself

So yes

[lavish flame]

Why is it not giving me the achievement completion if I’m doing what the award says to do?

[wild venture]

He looks like n3on

[chilly wadi]

who is that

[simple iron]

Goofball

[lavish flame]

hey anyone up for gta ?

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[chilly wadi]

[simple iron]

[swift umbra]

@simple iron slow asf

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/punches-punching-fighting-angry-hold-me-back-gif-14170843

[simple iron]

Blocked you as a joke

[wild venture]

W

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/antonio-brown-kick-punter-ab-nfl-gif-16579998912188601334

[tardy spindle]

Guys, do we know when the update is live? I logged on GTA but still nothing

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/judo-gif-5236590

[swift umbra]

in about 20 min

[tardy spindle]

Ah I see, thank you very much!

[swift umbra]

I just realised that this is one of my favourite moves lol

what?

[copper sinew]

I have concerns

[swift umbra]

nah, you got nothing to worry about

[copper sinew]

I'm not ginger 😭

[swift umbra]

what?

I haven't said that

[copper sinew]

I have a soul.. I think.

Yee, just checked, I'm brunet

[sonic galleon]

When’s the weekly update

[tardy spindle]

Should be now

[latent cipher]

Yo

[tardy spindle]

Yo

[knotty stratus]

Is weekly update already live?

[swift umbra]

should be

you want me to get eye cancer or smth?

[loud kiln]

Average 10 yo's car choices

[swift umbra]

ikr

[slate summit]

why is cayo the best heist?

[loud kiln]

Only thing its missing is red underglow

[loud kiln]

Money

[slate summit]

how fast would i make bad the money for the sub?

[loud kiln]

2 hours if u know what ur doing

[slate summit]

oh dang fr

that good lol

where do i buy the sub?

[loud kiln]

Military vehicle site

[slate summit]

dosnt it have a 2hr cooldown tho?

[loud kiln]

Whatever its called

[slate summit]

per heist

[wispy ingot]

Yeah 2 hours and 30 mins

[loud kiln]

Idk, i havent done it in a solid year

[slate summit]

god

[wispy ingot]

Idk why ppl will still do cayo despite so many painful nerfs

[fresh lagoon]

is update live?

[wispy ingot]

Changing cooldown is one thing but the payouts officially killed it

Yes

Its Thursday it should be

[fresh lagoon]

alr

[slate summit]

so other than cayo is there other good money methods yall reccomend

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115094371575021598/1115094561170137188/A5D99E67-B6ED-45A9-AB8E-AAA880415E5E.gif

[wispy ingot]

Well do u have businesses

Or an agency

[slate summit]

i have bunker, bikes, and i think agency?

[wispy ingot]

U can spam dr dre missions while ur bunker and biker business produces

What type of biker businesses do u have

[slate summit]

no clue

[orchid halo]

looking for someone that wants to do cayo with me for 20% in 5 hours message me

[upper fractal]

Hey @orchid halo, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[wispy ingot]

U should save for nightclub since u alr have bunker and biker businesses

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-kumala-la-kumala-la-savesta-kumala-my-honest-gif-26073681

NO

wtf

[jovial beacon]

Where is your cat?

I love cats

Aww

Yes Its very hot

[simple iron]

Proof

[jovial beacon]

Oh

What is your cat's name?

[iron sparrow]

Hello i'm a new player looking to make friends to play together feel free to add or pm

[upper fractal]

Hey @iron sparrow, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[jovial beacon]

Is your cat a baby or an adult?

[wispy ingot]

Ppl just dont understand

[iron sparrow]

Thanks bro

[subtle sparrow]

Weekly update an L ngl

[jovial beacon]

Whiskytheadultcat

Thats your cat's new name whiskytheadultcat

[wispy ingot]

Fr L snow L double/trip money

Why is hog laughing emoji banned here

[modern ferry]

Am I the only one whose game didn't get updated

[wispy ingot]

put triple money on the autoshop

[modern ferry]

Nah I do

That Christmas magic you know?

😭🙏🏼🙏🏼

[wispy ingot]

Why do these weird mfs want the snow

[modern ferry]

You Canadian fam ?😭

[wispy ingot]

If u want snow so badly go outside

[simple iron]

eat the brown snow

[wispy ingot]

R u in the mid west

[simple iron]

Smash both

ill force them

[wispy ingot]

I think the snow will be here for 2 weeks

Its all TGGs fault!!

[deep merlin]

May I ask for help?

I’m trying to put Hao’s upgrades on the new mustang

I got them for free

Because I beat his race I’m in the car meet rn I don’t see his upgrades

Can his upgrads not be put on the Vapid Dominator GT?

[swift umbra]

it doesn't have hao's

[deep merlin]

: (

[swift umbra]

so you can try as long as you want but you ain't geting it on that thing

[deep merlin]

How long do I have the free upgrade?

[swift umbra]

forever

I suggest putting it on the drag bike

since that's the best vehicle for hsw time trails

[deep merlin]

Thank you

Also the new GT is awesome

I’m a huge mustang guy

[lusty belfry]

Where is the update?

[deep merlin]

So seeing it on this game is kinda really cool

[swift umbra]

it's a top pace muscle without hsw turned on

I also love it

such a good model

[deep merlin]

I know!

Also love how it’s freaking convertible

[swift umbra]

I don't give a shit about that, never had the roof lowered lol

[wise fiber]

Did the snow get added?

[swift umbra]

yes

[wise fiber]

It isnt showing up for me bruh

[steel storm]

what is the best imani tech car

[wise fiber]

Buffalo stx

[steel storm]

not the virtue?

[wise fiber]

Idk about that

[steel storm]

aight

[knotty stratus]

My gta on steam didnt update yet aaaaa

[lusty belfry]

Buffalo EVX is actually better than stx

[swift umbra]

uhm, no it isn't

[lusty belfry]

Uh yes it is, the EVX is HSW and imini tech

[wispy ingot]

Ehh

Wait its hsw

[lusty belfry]

Yes

[swift umbra]

the hsw version is yes, but that gets beaten by the Vigero ZX HSW

[wispy ingot]

Say less ima put hsw in my evx

[swift umbra]

don't

[wispy ingot]

Why?

[swift umbra]

put it on the Vigero ZX, that's faster

[wispy ingot]

What if i put hsw on both

Whos gon stop me

[swift umbra]

you can do that, but do the ZX first

[wispy ingot]

Im rich asf ima do both

[swift umbra]

you do you man

but put it on the ZX as well, it's a beast with hsw

[wispy ingot]

Drag bike>

[swift umbra]

yea but that is reaching oppressor territory

[tardy spindle]

Damn, snow isnt here for PC yet it seems

[wispy ingot]

Speaking of drag bike that reminds me to do HSW TTs

[lusty belfry]

I pretty much have all HSW vehicles in GTA5 besides maybe 2 or 3

[wise fiber]

Same on ps5 :/

[swift umbra]

like there are planes that are slower than the hsw hakuchou drag

[wispy ingot]

Oh yeah definitely

[wise fiber]

[swift umbra]

it should be

maybe rockstar is fucking up again

[lusty belfry]

I’m honestly pissed off rockstar hasn’t dropped it yet

[tardy spindle]

Shouldn't have the update released in 13 minutes?

[wise fiber]

Yea

[lusty belfry]

Yes

[wispy ingot]

Rockstar always rockstarring

[tardy spindle]

I took time out just to play the new update, bro cmon lol

[wispy ingot]

I wasted 5 mill just to do 3 robberys

A week

[cunning sedge]

Y'all talking about the update that's late? Lol

[tardy spindle]

Might as well do the time trials now

[wise fiber]

They were fun tho

[wispy ingot]

I hope they bring back triple money for autoshop

Finna have a field day with UD heist

[swift umbra]

not really a waste, they're good missions

[cyan hedge]

And three random cars that rockstar chose

[wispy ingot]

Oh its a waste if i dont earn it back bro

Sure its fun

But i stole a car worth 2 mill but sold it for 400k

[swift umbra]

money shouldn't be your main prio in a video game, fun should be

[lusty belfry]

I don’t care earning my money back I only spent 6m on the scrapyard so I can have all the properties

[cunning sedge]

Well at least the 3 cars made you a million for selling them. Not gonna mention the towtruck because it's very strange for me still

[wispy ingot]

I coulda bought 20 cars but i chose the chopshop

[narrow slate]

Snow here now

[swift umbra]

wait @wispy ingot I just saw former black belt in your bio, in which sport?

[wise fiber]

Nuh uh

[wispy ingot]

Bruh a mod told me fonts in my name is fine and now my name got changed?

[swift umbra]

who did?

since they made a mistake

?setnick 1076714888975614012 perc30s

[upper fractal]

Nickname set.

[swift umbra]

better?

[wispy ingot]

Plus why are fonts even against the rules in all servers

[cunning sedge]

Y'all have any idea at what time this update is about to drop, since it's already 18 minutes late?

[narrow slate]

Dropped for me

[swift umbra]

since in case we need to warn people we need to type their username if we can't get hold of id's

and you can understand that a fond can't be typed I hope 😅

[wise fiber]

Its out for some people

[wispy ingot]

The font is my display name

Not my username

[swift umbra]

yea but that's the name that you have in the server, so if we warn you we need to type the server name

[cunning sedge]

Was not out for me over on PS4 but just restarted my console so hopefully that works

[swift umbra]

anyways I saw you are a former black belt, in which sport?

[wise fiber]

Same, joinin a session rn

[swift umbra]

cause I'm curious now

[narrow slate]

ps5 is out

[wispy ingot]

Wait my whole display in all servers got changed wth

Brb

[cunning sedge]

One day I will own a PS5 and won't have to sit through a four hour loading screen lol

[swift umbra]

whut?

how did that happen?

[wise fiber]

Update is out

Lesgoo

[swift umbra]

@simple iron and @lavish flame go sleep you scum

[cunning sedge]

Time to bully the Grinch I guess?

[simple iron]

No thanks

[wispy ingot]

Dawg my whole display user got changed in all my servers and i cant edit it back

[cunning sedge]

Interesting car selection for us to steal from

[tardy spindle]

Its out on PC too now

[wispy ingot]

PS4 still gets updates?

[swift umbra]

[wild storm]

is it snowing in the game yet

[wispy ingot]

[cunning sedge]

We robbing the poor casino yet again lol

[wispy ingot]

Screw the casino

[wild storm]

rude

[cunning sedge]

Oh dam they actually reference us robbing the casino lol

[wispy ingot]

We should have a jewelry heist

[deep hull]

Evening ppl

[cunning sedge]

This casino robbery reminds me of Fast and Furious 5 lol

[tardy spindle]

Anyone on PC wanna join my invite lobby so we get the Christmas Truck to spawn?

We can take turns on the presents

[upper fractal]

Hey @tardy spindle, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[alpine chasm]

did they remove selling opressor mkII in terrobyte

[hard hornet]

yoo

[near patrol]

thats the only place where u can customise it or sell it so i dont think they did

[near patrol]

sup

[hard hornet]

how are u

[near patrol]

very good wbu

[hard hornet]

I'm doing very great

[clever delta]

Yoyo my peoples

[alpine chasm]

it says can only sell ehicles up to 50k

vehicles

[cunning sedge]

Have any of y'all been contacted by Vincent yet?

[deep hull]

Go sleep

[tight karma]

Need a squad for a prison break

[near patrol]

i havent heard from him ever since i completed the casino missions

[deep hull]

Lfg channels please

[upper fractal]

Hey @tight karma, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[deep hull]

#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4

[tight karma]

Sorry

[deep hull]

[deep hull]

Np

[warm monolith]

can we buy robbed cars for 20000 yet?

[royal trellis]

is the snowman event next gen only?

[near patrol]

i think its for old gen too

[swift umbra]

shouldn't be

[royal trellis]

im on pc and they dont appear for me

[warm monolith]

hey

can anyone tell me how i get through with the diamond casino fingerprint hacking?

[lavish flame]

Sup gamers

[wild storm]

just ordered the ps5 pro from ebay

[upper fractal]

Hey, @warm monolith It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[wild storm]

so excited

[lavish flame]

yall some gta online oldheads?

[azure parcel]

Which is the best car in drifting class

[lavish flame]

damn

sht is kinda dead

[lusty belfry]

It’s been a week since I put a rockstar support ticket, I told what happened with full details and pictures and they still haven’t fix it

[swift umbra]

personal perference really, but I'd say the Remus

it's very smooth to drift

[cunning sedge]

As far as I can tell no we still can't buy the vehicles we steal in these robberies/mini heists

[lusty belfry]

Also the new scrapyard Robberies are new missions

[cunning sedge]

Yeah that's what I was talking about. They said we would be able to buy the vehicles we "collect" with the new missions. Although I just did one of the new missions and couldn't buy the vehicle

[lusty belfry]

Maybe soon cause the entourage remixes are not out either yet

[cunning sedge]

Vincents mission isn't out yet either from what I can see, and that is supposed to be a whole new replayable heist

[lavish flame]

this game is addicting as hell

imagine playing gta v for the first time after 10 years

[gray pivot]

selling gta ps5 accounts 🔥 dm me

[simple iron]

Guess what

[upper fractal]

ihaterockets was banned. | selling accounts is againt TOs | bye bye

[simple iron]

[near patrol]

nice

fucked up the ToS but oh well

[lavish flame]

can i ask smth

[near patrol]

sure

[deep hull]

Wow

[lavish flame]

do you need to buy supplies in your business's in order for nightclub warehouse work? or nightclub works even if there is no supplies?

[deep hull]

Yea go on

[deep hull]

You need supplies in nc for selling them

[near patrol]

you dont need to resupply ur business

[deep hull]

And i think you don't tho

[near patrol]

just make sure you've recruited someone in the nc for that business

[deep hull]

Am not too sure

[lavish flame]

ye I've recruited someone for the business

[near patrol]

then you'll be fine

[deep hull]

You're good to go

[lavish flame]

but I've been constantly resupplying bruh

[deep hull]

@near patrol hey

[near patrol]

as long as the mc business isnt shut down

[deep hull]

I thought you were cow

[near patrol]

im not

[lavish flame]

i shoulve bought the upgrades

[near patrol]

lol

[deep hull]

That's why I said, i thought

[near patrol]

have a look at TGGs nightclub guide

[lavish flame]

thanlyoi

thx guys

[near patrol]

and im confirming its not me

[near patrol]

nws

[deep hull]

Oki

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/realistic-cat-smurf-meme-funny-gif-5895795080802392404

[deep hull]

@simple iron

[lavish flame]

when i came into this server i was like bruh

[deep hull]

How you ?

[lavish flame]

someone sellin accounts

[deep hull]

Lol

[near patrol]

lol

we dont allow that

[lavish flame]

is the server ded whahaha

[deep hull]

It's not everyday

[deep hull]

It's not dead, it isn't that active either

[near patrol]

the active members are just busy with their own lives

[lavish flame]

ye thats life

[deep hull]

Yesssir

[lavish flame]

its not video games forever

[deep hull]

Some are sleeping rn as well

[near patrol]

sadly its not

[deep hull]

Hm

[near patrol]

yh

[lavish flame]

where u from guys

[near patrol]

england

UK

wbu

[deep hull]

India

[deep hull]

Think he's india

[lavish flame]

the Philippines

[near patrol]

lol

[deep hull]

Wow

Great country

[near patrol]

i have a friend whos from there

but we dont talk alot

[lavish flame]

nah

[deep hull]

Idk bro whenever I see anime pfp

I assume India

[lavish flame]

fr tho indians are nice

[near patrol]

not everyone with an anime pfp is from india :)

[deep hull]

Hm

[still snow]

oh another dogshit week in bonus activities nice

[deep hull]

True

[lavish flame]

oh man

[near patrol]

it doesnt seem too bad tbh

[lavish flame]

its like our culture in here

[simple iron]

they have good weed there

[near patrol]

lol

[lavish flame]

ye

im the man

[near patrol]

druggie is here

[lavish flame]

when u come in the Philippines

just tell me gotcha

[simple iron]

Weed is medicine

[deep hull]

Weeds?

[simple iron]

[deep hull]

Lol

[near patrol]

u dont want that weed though

[deep hull]

True

[simple iron]

I’ve had a medical issue that’s why I smoked a lot

[near patrol]

interesting

[lavish flame]

its just the culture here man anime pfps tho some people are influenced by western ppls so their pfp are mostly memes or some sh