#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Men am heathy ass fuck i gym 4 times per week and i drink bear 2 times per week and i smoke
Drinking bear is fire
Maybe he hates your talent
okay?
lol
Wel drinking bear in germany is crazy you have to be 16 to drink bear here thats so lit
Most chad thing I've seen all day
I thought drinking age was like 12?
Hi
Isn't Germany the country with the stupid drinking age?
why are germans such angry people
Hi top
Bek if you read this say hi
Hi

Hi
Are you called Christmastreetop cause you're the star at the top of the tree?
Cause you light up my room frfr
Or maybe hes jealous of your singing talent
yes
every german i come across is angry as fuck
Germans are not angry people they sound mad bc of the voice
Have a German try and do a british accent, stuff funny asf
it's definitely both
Wel i agree with you german people could get mad about shit but when you get to know them there chill like flys

Shits gettin crazy frfr
Maybe if he had a show thats not names regular showits a dum name for a show frfr
I rather watch like sassythesasquatch or rick and morty or something
I got you don't lie
I def did
To be mean
Wel he dus do drugs but i rather watch breaking bad or some shit
Meh
Not a big god believer idk
Men what did sassy do to you fam
Whats the reason you got banned bro
Wait did you join sassy the old mod from this server i joined him to but he kicked me to
He banned me on everything i even joined his clash of clans server but he banned me bc i was a lil beter them him
But idk if he stil has discord
French fries
That's fine I don't judge
Hate the belguims frfr
France: Yes, let’s give Belgium no credit for their invention
Mm frfr
I forgot who jory is
@tidal plank 
sum1 gimem cayo im broke

Guys I'm tryna get banned wr go to gorilla off topic I just put gta 6

I just ate uranium and gained 20 billion calories and now I'm on my bulk diet
Who wanna see me
Go grind it
im so cooked
Pizza reheated in the microwave or air fryer?
Trash
Ok
Hi everyone
Hi ex-twin
Good boi
Can someone help me get a kosatka?
Air fryed pizza is a glitch
I will try that
how the fuck do you fucking escape cayo now its fucking ass, i need 2 secondays, you kill the lot at the front to actullay beable to fucking escape, and a body always gets seen, what the fuck is this stupid fucking game
Calm down
its fucking stupid
2 hours ive been trying this shit
All youtube videos just show them flying off the cliff
I mean there's a route
yea and i cant find any video on it
Did u pick underwater tunnel
yes
I escape the compound fine
its when u kill the guys right outside it
after a few seconds guards get allerted cuz bodies
CAMERAS
yea cameras are gone
When u kill them are guards close to them?
Nope
You game is just bugged then
Just as u exit the gates of the compound, i kill the guy near the bike, steal that bike, kill the other 3 near the secuirty, and shoot the camera, and drive off fine, and then still something fucking sees them
I did cayo earlier and it did the same I think you get automatically caught after the checkpoint
Yeah
Exactly
its fucking ass
how the fuck do you do it solo and get secondarys, if you're caught ur dead in f ucking seconds
I didn't I just left with the main
Solo you should always take secondaries first, then head to the compound
It's cayo
With a team you can just loot the compound so no prob there
ive tried that, but yet again, bodies get discovered
I got 700k for it and I could have got well over 1.1mil if u didn't get caught
Need an extra pair of hands?
I want to be-able to grind it solo but i guess fuckin g not with these stupid fucking updates
I need cayo bad bro
Even with an extra person it doesn't help much but I've not been on with someone for a good while
Matter of fact I need a kosatka
You legit cannot get secondary targets anymore solo
Cayo was originally ment for a group to do it and not really solo
UY
I did cayo got secondary loot went to compound and escaped
El rubrio still spotted me but finished it and did the elite challenge
Is there any way on pc and my brother on ps5 that we can play together?
I never get cought 
Yeah if you get a ps5
Oh really? Haha
In 3 hours I will play GTA for the first time in 4 months
Ok
Thick ngl
Also who made this gif☠️
griefer modders who go out of their way to try and DDoS someones network are seriously cringeworthy at least most of them are just r word script kiddies
anyone know how to get simeon to call me so i can buy properties?
Hey everyone I'm back from church
Immediately got yelled at for entering my parents room
But we here now
Walk into a grocery store, that seems to work
ok ill try it now
@wind trout you didn't get beaten at least so
Oh they don't try that luckily
At least lol
But I'm saying too much 
Child abuse it the worst
How was everyone's day
Same as always
wbu
It was good I made gingerbread houses and went to church where we decorated cookies
Nice
Lesson learned 
@cunning void nobody pinged
About?
ZaZa bullies me with my playtime again, you mute him, deal?
Sure

Yeah coz every single time he checks my profile for how many hours GTA's been active that day and he's like "BRUH"
Ngl it's kinda annoying at this point
Stupid 48 min cool down for the Salvaging and 1 week between heists!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to the wonderful world of GTA Online 
Lol
That's cool and all but this is general 
Still applicable? Right? Yes? No? Maybe?
Blame the app for pushing me from the Poll channel
Nobody asked you 

That's a mute
And we're good for a week guys
Have fun bye
I'm kidding I'm not mean
Bro's gonna be gone again

too much cookies and milk
Oh my name isn't Christmas
True
Correct
I’m playing a game ofc
We good now
Assassin creed odysee
Well Santa probably shits in your chimney because you've been really bad 
I have every single one up to Valhalla
This one is time consuming 
2 was the best one frfr
You're one wish for christmas is more time on gta
Which I deserve 
Yeah eah
If you had my parents they would be lecturing you
Odyssey is only cool cause it's in greek mythology you can't prove me wrong
You judgemental silly child
Great, time to move out
I haven't heard anyone put odyssey at top
I got free legendary armor when I started 😎
"You have all time in the world to become doctor but you play video games all day long"
This is what my parents would say to you
True
True fan what 😂
You're gonna disregard ezio?
Bro is not him
He had the best storyline ever
What are yall talking about
Your mother
I think I have a gold coin from when Sparta existed
Can yall play all of the assassin creed games on PC
Broke nerd fr
Woah that's a no no word
Could I just buy the cop car off of someone in the Ls car meet without doing the Chop Shop mission?
Gonna have to mute you for that
What’s the best assassin’s creed
if yall want lively car meets dm me
Or at least go start with
Odyssey is not top ain't no chance
Start with 2
2 is the goat fr
Bro disregarded ezio and went straight for their cultural spinoffs nah
Imma buy this fr
Seeing a CH say this, what a bright future for this server 
Honestly odyssey is 3rd
I actually liked origins but it's not high for me
How do I download assassins creed games
I'm the most innocent mod frfr
Looking at it I probably am lmao
Oh couldn't tell you
Can't be worse than Dutch so dw
Could I just buy the cop car off of someone in the Ls car meet without getting the Salvage yard
Unity was higher for me cause friends made it good
Guys
Since when does dutch count as a mod my guy
I have to go 1 week without GTA grinding
I meant in general
would I survive?
Wild

I was deadass thinking about buying a used steam deck with one day shipping just so I could grind GTA on the go
And then you're calling me an addict.... ait, noted
Nah, I am calling my self an addict.
Maybe y'all both addicts fr
Shut up
I'm not, officer
Wild
Just got fucked by wolves in odysee 
Nah bruh
Hey what's a pretty bar like you doing in a girl like this type vibes
I passionately play, no addiction involved
Go smoke 70 cigarettes
Go burn your basements contents
Someone told me their humor was too advanced for me I told them nah you're just stupid and you don't realize it

@wind trout don't be calling me an addict... there's a difference between passion & addiction, ait? 
Yes there is, a very clear difference
You happen to be on the addict side

I don't even play that much actively so you're talking out of your ass
Same principal 
Actually
Don't be a smarty pants
Typing and talking are completely different
Ait fine, I'll word it like this: you're making shit up
No one called you an addict? Damn
One uses oral communication the other uses electrical currents via feedback from our fingers to manifest words on a digital space
I play for 2h & get insults thrown at me
Yeah yeah 
Yes I can
Hey don't make fun
@wind trout you're just making shit up to maintain a good image you vicious monster

That's not ch behavior
Actually
The process of making something up would mean I'd have to have it pre-planned out in my head before I typed the lie, and since I started typing immediately after you asked me leaving no room for me to formulate a lie, thus in conclusion there's no feasible way I could have misinformed you
Agree with you on what
Buster you play like 18 hours
Bullshit.

Buster you need to stop growing in your basement
Y'all find it wild that different animal fecal material means something different in the English language?
Buster I need the money
Wildin

At least he didn't pin me to shame me instead
I'm lucky
Speaking of pins that should probably be cleaned up honestly
@cunning void very important thing to say
If she'd ever ANSWER
I remember once waking up to 6 pings in this server & all 6 were from you 
@lavish flame if I'm ever getting a message pinned, I know it's just to shame 
Well
Those were just to shame lol
I'm certain of it
can someone help me do cayo
Use lfg
whats that
Looking for group channel
ok
hi
new to the discord what up yall
@real vector Please refrain from such topics especially about yourself, that goes against our #📜┃all-server-info , if it happens again action will be taken
Welcome, hope you have a nice time
A nice, juiceyhh, thiccc, barbehqueee, saucehhh MC’RIBBBB
i bought the criminal enterprise starter pack loved its content and enjoyed the game for few months and after some times a see in shop a new offer of criminal enterprise staryer pack which clearly showed please do not buy if you already own criminal enterprise starter pack but still i bought it will the money come to my gta v account?
Why do u keep the roles like trial mod after u already got mod
He likes roles

I just like to have them
someone help
Hey, @noble mural It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
Dawg we ain’t tech support I don’t think anyone knows 
Maybe r* has an email?
i thought this happens more often

@oak gazelle why did you send me a friend request?
Oh no
Don't send images with n word please
oh okay i didn't know
i really wanna bitch slap whoever made that gif
when did gorilla chat get so unhinged wtf
Yooo
Nice how was it
honestly it was great cuz ppl actually like it there was just that one dude who kept saying "stop rp'ing fucking rword" LMAO
im so hyped for the mustang cruiser ngl
Could you maybe help me
i know rockstar only adds the cop cars to satisfy us temporarily but its still fun
sure how?
keeps us goin yknow (LMAO)
I just started gta online I have 1,440,364 and in my bank I have 24655 i was doing the ulp missions and drug wars missions but I don't know what to do now
u should save up for a kosatka and from there on do the replay method with an ahk script
so do the treasure hunts
after that u should roughly have enough if not do the insane clown posse missions (dont know how theyre called)
ohhh youre on xbox
well theres still a replay method
and I mean this is TGG (daddy's) server so you should go on his youtube channel and look at his latest rags to riches
I do have gta+ and to be fair I did the treasure hunts before I left gta so basically I came back to gta and now I forgot everything
omg i just saw daddy is online
ohhh so u already did them on the character?
ok watch TGG's newest business tierlist
Yeah but I don't have that character no more I wanted to start fresh when I came back to gta
watch his rags to riches
Okay thx for the help man
oh well then you can do the treasure hunt
start the first one by looking at a text message you get send saying something about a treasure then find the locations on the pictures
and the second one you go to the maude symbol on the map and do her bounties
and theres another one where you get the navy revolver but tbh ive never done that one
and do the icp missions anyways they bring good starter money and you get the acid lab
Here's the thing you can't do them if you made a new character that what I did when I went back to gta
acid lab is like the second or best drug business
ohhh
Sorry
All good 
can we not talk about gta here? :( didnt know that
have u noticed
daddy is online 😳😳😳😳
my role model
Tgg is gay 
you will become a super conducter
is he???
does he have a bf 👉👈
Yes Tgg stands for the gay guy
his bf name is pezz
Nah
I am not ready for the snow to come back to gta
because both don't talk in here
Help me its freezing cold in Missouri it's like antarctic
i will love to try my everon
who created this 😭
get inside a fridge
I’ll still wear a shirt and shorts like I do everyday
and end up like billy?
uranium just put on a shirt and some underpants
it's still less cold inside fridge
maybe socks, even
i can't get out of my blanket
nah I enjoy the cold
i had my window opened and a bit of rain water entered through the window
nah it's like -35 degrees outside
5c
doesnt matter and also how
fr
sissies
Ima go outside naked and jump in the snow and freeze to death :D
Atf is gay fun fact
AYO WHAT
ayo listen
I'm saving this for later REHEHEHEHHEHEHE
fuck spiders i almost slapped my monitor
Find one that has a Elephant walking over it
disgusting fucking pieces of shit i will skewer them all up and grill them over the corpses of their fallen relatives and then eat them those disgusting little fuckers
discord mods
uranium i bet u wished there was a fuckin flamethrower for u to warm up
lmfao
Find a one that has a Fucking Elephant walking over it I SAID
u know they can see deleted messages
tggs online
i knowwww
L
worschip the,god
No
yall be trippin if u ping him
rexyyt_.#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
omg he didnt
bruh
true
he got sniped
im very skilled in gta online
rank?
we should do a collab!!!
Tgg doesn’t care about the server 
u srs?
doesnt matter cuz my char got reset like a billion times plus new accounts all u gotta know is i got 12k hours
probs more tho
nooooooooo
hes.. he- hes probably just too busy doing things! for us! his community!

no

🥺🥺🥺🥺😢
i cant deal with it-
tgg daddy doesnt love us ? 🥺
this is like when mommy and daddy told me santa doesnt exist... 😔😟😖😢😢
I'll dm him for ya
really? 🥺🥺
omg thank u mr cow
what do you mean.. no? 🥺
omg yes i NEED him to come to my flat 😳👉👈
man what in the world
tgg papa
@raw warren wake up
I haven't slept it's almost 2am
I'm working on an essay I haven't started yet and it's due today
I'm all awake
forgot to take out the fish from the fridge
and now its hard as a rock
😃
someone save me
its 8 am here lol
good to know I'm not the only one whose sleep schedule is fucked uo
okay listes and do this
sleep? what is that 😈😈
ew wtf whats wrong with you
shit will keep you awake for 18 hours minimum
good luck
and day goodbye to your sleep
oh that's good
atleast its easy
now I have to de frost my fish
Realistically if I wasn't so tired I could do it an hour
Oh I don't plan on sleeping until tomorrow night
Cause if I get home from school and pass out then my schedule is done
It’s ez
so like 3 hours
rn
wtf
Oh prob like an hour left of this
damn
What if I just mute everyone here and go finish my essay
ping me if daddy says anything
Wow spamming gifs I say mute
@gilded sleet
I'm muting you
Skill issue
i mean tgg hes the only daddy smh

and he does love us 😡
no he hates you especially YOU
Don't bait ping people 
no ure lying
And someone will mess up
fight me bam bam bam
dutch is just angry cuz we dont mute everyone we see
He doesn't have a say 
I say mute 
You don't though
indeed
nah
And there's things we just don't see or aren't active to see
i will be going to sleep now, no papa marshall for me today i guess 🥺😖😖😢🥺
Blocked fr
I just sold my tow truck by sccident
Rest in peace 1.1m
I want to die, i hate that thats even possible

And deleted my tow truck
I agree
What r you laughing at he's insulting the both of us 
What does LFG stand for
It means looking for group
Thanks bro
You’re welcome
Blud so lonely he talks to himself
And I still pull more bitches then u
nope

im not the only one who watches arab ghost hunting right?
You might be
smashed them
Naah
Im a vegetarian so i apologise i cannot tag in for the delecacies
eat the head
😭 oh
sorry
Its alright
Most doo but sometimes ig mothers tell not to eat it
I eat cow
yeah
I love sucking them
the flavour is amazing there


I will eat you some day

nuh uh
Kung fu cow
Ohh okay, I hope you will be the best musician out of the 120 other ❤️ .
It's okay.
It's almost 4am

guys how can I sober up from weed I feel like shit
@simple iron
real

I’m busy ofc
Anyone want to do the criminal mastermind
Its so funny to see these greifers fail
guys when is snow coming in gta online?
Thursday probably
@edgy mango 👍
aaa
So then. Anyone else got the unreleased suv yet?
New mixtape is out guys
You gotta get an email from West Coast Classics and then call them to get the location
Mixtape?
Bro I swear google be listening to me wtf
Wdjm
Was talking on the phone with someone about buying a tv and a add came up for it lmao
Oh yea shi is crazy happens to me 2
Feds definitely tapped my phone fr
Hey
Hello.
Is the self promotion available for every one ?
Only lvl 20 and above
What
Nice to see am not blocked by u 
Bro thinks I’m clicking that
Lmao
It's a good song
Some1 want to buy modd cars from me black Matt and f1
I've heard it a lot
@simple iron that shi is still bannable right ?
Don’t think so
No sir
It's a warn if am not wrong
I got some green and white combo
Idk I never read the rules
With f1
Ya makes sense 
You guys still do frozen money lol ?
F1 wheels?
isee
Race
Hey @uneven escarp, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
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#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
F1 wheels ugly
I don’t even play gta
All over there cars

Dont let him start
He'll end it hard on u
@deep hull You on new gen?
Nope, am on ps4
But I dont play gta anymore
Bruhhh
I think it was above 110
Why
L game
@simple iron stfu
I’m not a kid 
@deep hull Nice
Lol
lol
He is 19
So what do you play?
And if I am not wrong, he quit education half way
If so
Meh nothing much
Fortnite these days
Playing spider man
no I graduated and I’m 20 now going into the army
Nice
Lol
In my county we go in 18 to the army
Gonna be a marine 
Stay safe

ma boi going to marines
nice
@simple iron You will be in a sumbarine
gonna destroy people with the m249
Seems to be
welcome back
Why do Americans want to join the military so bad?
idk
no idea
americans and ausssi
To protect their country
both of them
I guess USB stick is more accurate to say
You find it on a porch in grove street after you call west coast classics
Where they look for gold?
yes
Its one of the best shows I have ever watched
eh
it's good
nope, I can't really watch shows
can i ask quick question
I'm more of a movie guy
have you never seen the sopranos 
What's your favourite movie??
I really like shawshank
or smokey and the bandit 1
Good movie fr
The Equalizer is also a great one
my favorite is Scarface ofc
haven't seen that yet

I have so many movies I still need to watch lol

recommend one
I bought criminal enterprise version of gta v on stream 1 year ago and i see new bundle of criminal enterprise pack on store can i buy it too? is it gonna work ?
Yes and no
You can buy it but it will only be the cash pack with it no business perks
What kind ? Recommend ?
Bruh
@raw warren you have your JEE in early '24 right?
That's some guts to be a mod when you have your JEE
are you 100% sure it will be like that
i really need that 10 million
Aw man he's back
hey can someone else clarify i will only get 10 million in gta v ?
Wats the best way to make money if u have a duo other then Perico
casino
they don't give a shit about wind here
even when we get speeds up to 100 kph we still go to school
Júpiter ahh winds rn
That’s tragic
u get snow days off at least?
nope
well there is a very small chance of it happening
but that really is a small chance
They give them to us even if there’s no snow
Cuz of global warming we get no snow anymore so they just be like “they say it’ll snow a bit so no school” and it just rains
there has to be a hell of a lot of they don't let us go to school
Wdym
Oh
Some places got like tsunami and tornado cancel days
And earth quake
Wild
Imagine a tsunami happens and you see a great white shark in the wave
If u see a shark in the wave u already dead if u that close dawg
So it’s chill 
I’ve done casino like once is there a vid for the best approach and stuff
I’m not a 100% but if it’s the one that I’m thinking you’re gonna buy then it’s just gonna be the cash perk
Hey is anyone else’s spawn glitched? No matter where I put my spawn location it’s always random asf
Happens sometimes idk why
I have it on last location usually and it always spawns me somewhere random
Moist critical

My discord bugged
They should add sex to gta online
wtf
Is it gonna be in gta 6
L discord
Bro it snows like once a year here too and we dont even get that day off
if i want to transfer from xbox one to xbox series x,do i have to connect xbox one acc to social club
Can I have your old Xbox
Nice
Not buggin, I hacked you

What discord servers have e-girls
This one

Cap, u have only the men
NO
Then the inly choice u got is to get pulled, by zaza for example
Nah I ain’t gay
Cap
Femboys aren’t considered gay imo
It’s a girl basically
@simple iron as an expert in femboys, whats ur opinion
But with a penis
A feminine penis tho
Sell kilos of coke
I sell drugs for a living
I’m not femboy 
In gta 5
You arent???? 
I couldve sworn you were
No that’s Jew

How many registered sex offenders are in this very discord
Gotta be more than just me

Jk
??? Tell me
Idk ask Dutch he’s a femboy
the beta version trans or sum
My cat a femboy so I kinda know

But ur the guy wearing dresse
Its the free trial of being a girl
@lost schooner you've been found
A lil test run
he ain't, he stopped that shit
Final boss TGG moderator
Canceled the free trail

He a retired femboy
The fattest of tgg mods are the senior mods
Its like a weight class yk
man you must be underweight as shit then
What u weigh in at
I am notmal weight
you purple mfers are like 300kgs+ iirc
I'm only 154 lbs (70kgs but I assume half of the people here don't know the correct system)
Is there a channel where I can post my silly GTA 5 clips
How u alive with 154 pounds
Man’s got no fat on him
I’ve been 159 at one point at 6’1
Indeed
Now I’m like 190 fat
Bro y’all be skeletons
I’m almost 6’4 as well
Or ur just fat

I’m 6’5
6'4 174 lbs for the american folk
Blud is lying
I’m 8’3
in your dreams
I am 6'7, I play basketball though
One message removed from a suspended account.

I’m actually LeBron James
One message removed from a suspended account.
Bro I’m 6’5 size 17 shoe
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U wnat shoe tag pic?
Its no cap, Im no nba player but I ws in the selection for basketball
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Nah you said you were jacked and you would send proof but never did

without lies my shoe size is 13
Mods make a channel. We compare meat
