#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Indubitably
Hi
Hellur

Yeah I'm home safe and sound
I went to my favorite local restaurant and they had a fuckin 30ft tall Christmas tree
Jesus Christ 
It was so pretty 😍
Yup, about that size, but IN the restaurant 😂
😂 how fricking big is that restaurant
Jesus
"The Shanty"
That the name?
Yup
Yup
I'm wondering though, how the hell do they fit that tree into that building
Like, via the front door ?

"DICK"
I guess they have barn doors the bartender said
That's an actual name here 
Why was that the first thing I saw
Man you be a horny mofo
Has to be coz I don't see that tree being transported inside in any other way
Yeah even with the doors it's still a struggle 🤷🏻♀️
She went on and on about how they did it but I got distracted lol

Horny Mofo Nr. 2
Cock and balls!
Horny Mofo Nr. 3
🍆💦😛

😇




Wait how the fuck
?
Jolly
Guys, my nitro is about to expire. Should I waste money on nitro?
Fuck no
Don't waste your money for emoji's
Is that a blank reply?
hm?
This one is blank for me
Oh 😂
YBA

L game fr
fr
ikr
Fr
Is a limbean different than a LIMA bean?
Ligma bean
smh
Fuckin smh
He loves bullying me, I'm bullying him back rn
do you want proof of my dick 
No
Fuck no
Peepee proof
Keep it for yourself

But I can just sense it
Even though I don't know you

yes
Show him the schlong, show him the schlong
Limpala was my original name
Schlongberg Sachs Center
Gruppe Sechs Van
Is that because you are gay
WHERE
I need to be come a CH fr
No, but I just know it
steal one 😉
Since you're constantly bullying me
It’s not true 
Kidnap people
Insecurity problems 
Nuh uh
Yeah eah


They just picked cow a few weeks ago

@past marsh
Out of all the people to say that, ironic it's coming from you 
And then you wonder why I've blocked you twice
I do
Don't make it 3x
Gladly will 
No
ait
@past marsh 
My friend was telling me tonight about how she gave a guy "cacacock"
I was dying laughing so hard
Who?
Nah nah you'll be locked up alone in the shower room
Maggie from walking dead 
Of the male ward
Poopoopenis
Doodoodick
Hopefully I don't have to explain to y'all how that happens
But terrible scenario 0/10
Damn you be touching yourself

Supposedly, but we all know you are
Maggie is FINE 🐱
Use tor and vpn isp can’t see history 
It's not 🙂


Can I sex your mom
Put some sex onto her zaza
Bars are prime

(if he was american)

How tf you know
Cams in your house 
yo i need someone on ps5 who’s not a idiot to do my cayo
@simple iron I don't even leave my chair so not much to seee 
Hey @golden thorn, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
because these randoms r brain dead
Fuck 😕
The chair better be comfortable
It is dw
I use a office chair
🍆💦😛
no. Someone took my last cold drink for the night
No
Finger their butt aggressively
No 
I'm still under 18
@lavish flame Gimme a good reason to leave my chair
😂 your good dw
My friend owns one 
Thx
Cause u need to go touch grass
anyone know where i can download gta vice city for free?
And now an actual good reason
Wym?
U cant afford it?
If you have a netflix subscription, you could get the mobile version for free.
im not buying the remastered version plus my computer is horrible
I have a Netflix subscription
Hey so this has nothing to do with whatever you guys are talking about and I haven't been active in this server for quite some time but I think I'm gonna end it. I was born with spina bifida and haven't been able to work because of it. A couple months ago I had a physical and social security has decided to cut off the $900 a month that ive been primarily relying on to live and January 1st will be my last payment. I've tried numerous times to get a job but with my limitations and lack of work experience noone will hire me. My family is also very poor already and will more than likely not be able to help me, not that I'd accept it anyway. Idrk why I'm saying this here but ig goodbye 🙂 it's been rough but life has had its moments
Yeah, there's no "legal" way of getting it for free then.
I bought the remastered version.
For pc
No man.. don't end it
Sorry to hear about that...
You still got alot to live for.
Fr

Sorry to hear about your struggles, but you control your destiny. There's always a way. If nobody will give you work, make it for yourself. I'm sure you have some passions you can hone in on and make a living out of. Even something like making art of some kind
It's honestly very difficult
Verification process smokes balls
.
I got a email from the atf
ALTHOUGH I will say there are some absolute CREEPS out there fr
is these feds but for guns
Can someone smd pls
Like you make a video in public and a rando recognizes the location and waits for you to film there again looking to confront you for free sex and then you're really scared
Crazy shit
They said they have a search warrant for my house and they think I’m buying guns and than selling them to the cartels
@clear tiger i want to 👉👌u
Hell no
😂
😳 brb
It’s fine tho I hid everything they ain’t getting shit
Smd
I understand you're horny but pornhub exists
It’s very common when someone buys lots of guns here they somehow get suspicious
No im not
Cringe puss

Gta 5 sucks we need gta 6
yup and I don’t want them to take all of them so I just hid them 
I dislike that shit
Lil kid
What pornhub?
I’m not a kid
I will blow up ur a$$
Woah what topics are we discussing here?
I’ll give you my ip pull up
I load up my phone and all I see is pornbub
Damn
Yea its weird
Me personally
U are gay that's why it sounds like that
I would take that
It's gay
Homophobic?
So ur gay?
You just told him to gtfo
Super gay
Does ur parent's know that u are gay
Def
Nah, he just hate happy people
He just hates being happ5
Jokes aside, actually?
Do your parents love you no I don’t think so
Living a millionaire life is much happier
Bruh is about to lose his account 😭
What's your name?
Bud you are broke
That's u bruh not me
Pretty sure millionaires have other things to do in life besides get mad at gay people on Discord
Earnings only 18k crazy
He probably is talking about reporting you to the server mods
not to Discord itself
Check the other chat


Bring a jar of mayonnaise into the coffin, you'll need it
Sure patrick
Alright
horseradish is nasty
Mushrooms is nasty
Trippinnn
Nah shits fire on a hotdog
Trippin
Nuh uh
Dawg they rubbery and squishy and taste like nothing
Trippinnn
that's nasty

Aww
The smell.
Y'all must have grown up in households where nobody can cook 😐
Eww McDonald's daily?
My old job was a being a chef 
I just had mcd's 
I want a large fry and large coke daily then 💀💀
9-5 people prolly have it every day
Chef boyardee huh 😂
Tf kind of meal is that 
Fries and a drink

That's what I usually get from there
Now I’m a security guard and most likely gonna join the army and be a marine 
McD's is crazy period
Where’s the main part like the nuggets or burger?
Like why u lot 10 15 or maybe even 20 years ago were scoffing down happy meals and getting that good old toy
nah
Mcds is valid
Maybe 10yrs ago when you could get a meal for under $15
Yh fr fr
Fuck inflation
That but shits also halla over priced like $7 for a burger and it’s like the same at chipotle
But $15 at the grocery store can feed you for a day at least
Fuck the government
Inflation is crazy
And when the toys were actually goated
Nah $15 gets u nothin at the store
For a day...
Inflation is crazy.
Years ago I got a happy meal and got a full on Batman mask
Easily one of the best things ever to come out of a happy meal box
If you go to the right store
my toy as a kid was gun and went hunting all the time 
I miss that.
Idk what toys there r nowadays as I haven’t had a happy meal for fucking years
Let me guess, u live in America
I quit at about 10 on happy meals
They used to have hot wheels and how to train your dragon ones
The reality of it is, people think they can go to Whole Foods and get groceries when their job is like retail or some shit
Fs in the chat 😢
Yh same here
How to train my maidens in my basement
I was around 10

Yeah
POV: the average American
Them happy meal prices went up
Same I haven’t had a happy meal in years
I'm not giving an arm just to not even be filled up 😭
should I take out a $100,000 loan and bet it all on black?
Everything went up
yeah
😂 50/50 chance u win
If u lose u in debt for life man
Lol
What else there is to say
might aswell get that OF on the line
Nah that shit would be less than student loans
Just look at our history 
Huh
How much is student loans anyway..
Shits like $200,000. Actual scam
200k!?
Student loans is fucking expensive
More than that
Won’t be surprised if it’s like 20k
Ain goin to college dawg shits a waste

Fr
Gonna be like Scarface 
If I do they better be giving me that discount
Apparently student loans in us range from $5500 to $12500 per year
Nah that’s like per semester
i- how many years of college is really needed
Depends on what level you want to get
None
PHD, master, bachelors, etc.
I don’t know tho as I don’t live in the us
But here in murica, just start a business and hope you get lucky.
yeah def 💀
Yeah student loans a scam dawg. So ur in debt forever
If u don't get lucky your fucked.
Yep
What if I rob all the banks and jewelry stores

Nah luck ain’t shit u just gotta work and grind
Honestly idk how I could get a job that I would like and be comfy with
what happens if u don't pay the debt 💀
Yh
I hate the irs he’s scary
I'll pay the debt if I do college 😂😂
They start taking your shit if you don’t pay it
Like yourbhouse
Well I’m from the uk and college is basically like school except u just do 1 subject
And car
I want my shit bro
I'm scared of college
Student loans r still expensive af tho in the uk
I'm in the us
I have friends in the UK. Isn't college like the = of high school in America?
damn dutch..
Nah dawg don’t do it
Glad I’m not in debt surprisingly considering I spend half my money on gold and guns 
Well as a person who is in college (college in uk not us), I don’t know what to say
I’m enjoying college
What age do you go to college in the UK?
Nah college is basically after high school
No bruv that’s what they tell u. 30% of billionaires didn’t even go to college
Same for America
Basically after high school I could do a levels college or something called an apprenticeship
But isn’t college like university for us
They should pay for my debt bruh 😕
College in the uk u don’t have to pay student loans and shit
Like how u gonna get a job in college bro?
Student loans in the uk r only paid when u go university which is Ofc optional
💀
U take student loans from the bank because everyone’s broke in the system
Yh
U can pay it in full if u want. But nobody here can afford it
Student loans is what put people off going to uni
Because it’s bs scam for $200k for 4 years
Unless u have a job
The set up is an amazing song ong
50k a year 💀
Funny how we talking about university as my sister actually just graduated
GUMBALL
Yesterday
U pay 200k for 4 years then live in debt forever and then retire at 60 and die 
Hello
Pinching Pennie’s
No thanks
Next season when?
Who
Or movie?
Not sure
Debt forever!?
Then don’t go to college and start a business bro
Bruh isn’t Gumball discontinued
Since like 2019 or smth
I can't watch gumball the same anymore
Microphone check 1 2 what is this
after the dream vs gumball situation
I have a business it’s not legal 
Same
Apparently theres like a movie or sum coming
I don’t even watch it anymore tbh
same
That makes it better
I wasn't even allowed to watch it
Yeah. Loans gain interest and that shit will never go away
Why?
But Ofc I used to watch it years ago when it was actually relevant and one of the goated shows on Cartoon Network
strict parents
Damn
Damn I feel bad
Wakfu and Bakugan were always the ones i’d fall to
So u have to keep paying for rest of your life .
Then there was regular show and adventure time
Yup
And steven universe
Just become the government 
Ben 10
Shows that were relevant at one time but then fell off
Yup
W show
Ong
I think I still have a Ben 10 blanket
Ben 10 w fr
Ima need some ben 10
The good one not the one where’s he’s like 4
And then I randomly just pretended as a kid that I had it on
Yup the good one
I always watching that
Kevins power was cool as shit tho
Yeah or as it’s called Original Ben 10
Man could be any material
I wasn't allowed to watch gumball, the regular show, adventure time, and some other certain shows
(I just made up the name based on what age the new Ben 10 looked like)
What shows did u watch
Spongebob
Valid
We all watched spongebob
The old SpongeBob was goated. The stuff after 2018 was dogshit
If anyone here hasn’t watched Spongebob, I don’t even know what to say
Yup
Fax
Overall
Old>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>new
They're underage if they don't know the show
Probably like 6 years old who just finished watching an episode of Bluey 💀💀💀
I know spongebob
Arguably the greatest cartoon of all time
Tom and Jerry
That’s a debate Ofc that’s why I said arguably
And yes I watched that a lot years ago
If u didn’t watch Ben 10 or SpongeBob then I could always watch Tom and Jerry
I watched the Tom and Jerry movie
That was a W
I think everything about Tom and Jerry is a W
No, skibidi toliet now on.
Yup fr fr 💀
Poppy playtime, skibidi toliet, bluey, rainbow friends, and those shit.
Every time when my younger family visit, they only talk about and want to watc these things:
Lol
6 year olds lunch table: Skibidi Ohio Sigma Baby Gronk fizzed up Livy dunne
💀💀💀
How tf did we go from Ben 10 SpongeBob Tom and Jerry Peppa Pig Gumball to that
That has got to be the biggest downgrade ever
When I was like 6, I remember talking about ninjago and making poop jokes thinking it was funny.
W NINJAGO
used to watch that when it first came out
Same
Kai should of been the green ninja
or whatever the fire ninja was
Kai is the fire ninja
yeah
Green one is Lloyd I think
he should of been the green ninja instead of lloyd

That is an unpopular opinion
I don’t know I think Kai l being fire ninja was good
But Lloyd in the first few seasons was basically a goofball who was just getting bullied 🤣🤣🤣
Then he improved
But then after that I stopped watching it
I stopped watching after the ghost stuff
Which season was that
Same
I’m sure is stopped watching at that point as well
But new seasons r still valid

If you're watching anything besides this, then it's valid ^
Still banned from there
The only skbidi toliet shit I might watch is the GTA SA version
I spoiled the game 💀
Nah I hate what they did. They changed the voice actors and characters because they wanted to appeal to people who liked the movie
L
My 4 year old cousin prefers Bluey over Peppa Pig 💀💀💀
NAHHH
Bluey?
Yh tbh I didn’t even watch the newer seasons
Peppa pig da goat
But knowing that looks like it fell of
Yeah everything up to the movie was fire
Earlier seasons were fire
I know there was a ninjago movie but tbh I don’t remember it as much as the series
Guys what is the best meme this year
not really any great ones ngl

I'm doing schleepy night-night now guys
Don't forget your mayonnaise, see you tomorrow
Cya
Grimace shake and the Ohio thing prolly
Gn 
Does anyone know if there’s any afk methods working still, Ls car meet and ceo office are patched
U can afk at the casino enter screen
I’ve never heard of that working, but I’ll try it
Works for me all the time
cya
Why does everyone hate mayo. It's actually good
Hi chat
Bye
Bury the light
Wsg kwis
Hopefully for me as well, night club afk been my main source of bread for so long
Do you grind anything else while it's running?
Yuh I do acid and bunker as well as the passive ceo creats
Crates*
Do heist and agency
Ik but cayó got nerfed
It's still good if you do it with someone
I’ve made like 100mil from cayo I’m sick of doing it
Ode
I spent all my money the day before the dlc came out
Like 33mil
Now I have 2.1
I just got off of work
I’ve only done it like 25 times and I’m sick of it too
I used to do one per day
Even less motivated after the nerfs
Could anyone help me with a jail break?
Ong in never doing that shi again
Same I would even try to do 2 or 3 depending on how much time I had
The brain rot was to much after 1 for me
I would just turn my brain off and be on autopilot or some shit
Madden or 2k
Dead ass the subconscious mind would be playin for me
Fr. I be putting the game on mute too cuz pavel annoying as shit
Same voice lines every single time like torture ish
Yep
I’m down to 900k rn after buying the omaggio so I gotta do some cayo at some point
I bought 14 cars bringing me down to 80k from 33mil
Maxed em all out and stuff
Almost got everything in game now except new stuff
Yeah I’ve got all the stuff I could want too
I got the vehicle warehouse and the acid lab that I never use
Before I started doing cayo
Ya know
I used to be a cartel member
Joined when I was 3
They used to call me “esperma crecido fatal”
Had 1776 confirmed kills
Never missed
gd hbu
good thank you just trying to get to leave 20 in this server
so yea
sup
sup dude
I wish I was leave 20 so I could self promote so badly
How are you?
damn
I don't even know my level 
good thank you and u
your leave 40
Doing good, slightly stressed.
yea
Just checked, level 44. 
what up if u want to talk dm me
oh nice
Have my dms off rn, but thanks. Just stressed over grinding a stupid multiplayer game
dam
what game
Guys what's better a rx6600 or rtx 3050
Rx6600
Cheaper I am pretty sure, and it supplies better performance
Thanks g
Np
bro I just rembered I am annoyed too
Why so?
can't spell
well I brought 11 things from temu on the 10 and It's still not here it say that It will be here by the 18 and 27 of this month but for me new zealand it's the 16th and I have to wait like 2 or more day's until It gets here but It is really good thing's I want it rn
what are u on and what version too ??
ps5 version
oh sorry mate can't help I don't got a ps5 and I only got the ps4
oh 😞
Go to LFG channel
@past marsh
Temu isn't the best site to look on tbh
wdym
or buy from
There's a channel here called, "LFG." It's meant for finding people to play with.
wut
Ik not buying from there again if what I get its really bad
Hey 👋
👋
i can’t find if
it
Will anyone help for becoming caste members in movie
Newbie
😞
L my bad
It's right below GTA forums
Shoud look like this but for ps5
can anyone provide me gta5 qacc
Create one??
play need for speed underground 2
Hi guys, anyone can recommend good earphones for ps5 please, i got two headsets but they aren’t comfortable for me. Would be really thankful
There should be good results/recommendations on Reddit
Us education is the best
What strategy did you guys do to get rich fast in gta online
That can be very tedious
Nah bro what tf are ppl from the US on 💀
He meant real life sleep simulator
Rdr1
Oh, you're alive
someone have dinka jester or psifer comet in autoshop? can i buy it?
I have a comet, if you want
Used to have both slots taken but one vanished so I still have 1
Fuck u fuck u fuck u
Fuck u once again 😁
Nah bruh
I know you are tho
Where is the gun van today?
In @raw warren 's ass
Bruh wtf 
only bullshit is in his ass
shark cards?
1995 lol
direct me towards gta 6 chat good sir !
thank you good sir
who has gta 5 extra copy acc?
Should I buy a ps5 when gta 6 comes out or wait 1 or 2 more years for ps6 (I have gtx 1650 so probably won't work for gta)
hi
Wait for ps6
By the time the new game comes out the ps5 will be obselete
Motherfucker no it won’t we aren’t getting ps6 for YEARSSSS
.
yes?
got the music can you baby tell me what?
hows everyones day/night going
You don’t know that
We will be getting the ps5 pro
That has a higher probability than ps6
Ahahaha
it’s like 2% slimmer and you gotta buy like 8 fucking things on top of it
buy a disc drive buy a stand
like wtf
99.999999 players are in pc in here😂😂
not at all just check ps cayo lfg
Sony is apple jr
True
Since when was there a berry flavour Snicker
do u know what krunker is
I used to grind that shit
do u still play the game?
Not much but yea
Isn’t that Mia Khalifa 🤨
no
I beat my meat to your pfp
Not funny. I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up retelling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I’m not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy.
You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly, if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.
proof?
You’d like that wouldn’t you
i'd love it 🥰
now I can’t tell if ur serious 😏🤨
never been more serious in my life.
Can anyone help me get the cop outfit??
can anyone provide me gta5 qacc
the fuck is quack
No
plz
No
ok
What is quack
sup yall
Wish somebody told me about Franklin pay phone hit missions bruh
that’s your fault for being stupid
Almost like I just started gta
You Don't Need To.
and already at the damn contract agency???


What
I didn’t buy no agency bro what are you on 😭
@simple iron random ping
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please pick up zuzu
Perfect human for a car crash
No, I’m skinny

us

Fr, I’m only like 70kg
He’s fat
he's american he cant understand kg's
Average cow weighs 2400 lbs 
154 pounds
Ik
Im not that dumb 
Didn’t know you listened to NF 
it was #3 in my spotify wrapped last year


is today axolotal day or some shit
Huh
i got a cute axolotl here
anyone down for cayo on pc?
pink diamond and gold
All these voices in my getting loud that one song from NF?
I used to love NF but now it’s changed @
My Spotify wrapped was basically Rex Orange County, tv girl and Artic Monkeys
So one time I escaped death
I had a virus that destroyed my blood cells and it was caught early
Life was never the same
That happend one month ago
W
There was I girl I used to talk to her favorite song was unholy from Sam smith
Instant block
That song is soo bad
😭
that song is probably one of the worst songs i've ever heard
Sam shit
dear god
I've heart this soo many times in reels
His other songs are good but unholy makes me want to delete Spotify
💀

All of those were ads song
Like come to this restaurant
@chilly wadi what’s the 18+ only dms?
What do you do in the dms?
he's catfishing
i don't want to speak to minors
especially after last time i was here
Oh
But don’t get me started on the bts and blackpink
just dont respond to anyone 
i've learned my lesson now
so i don't really respond
What should I spend 4mill on rn?
good
gamble it in casino
My DMs are all claim your free crypto
all of it
Hey, @edgy karma It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
And moderator from other servers begging me to send them bitcoin or eth for their server membership
what kinda servers are you in?
I’m into some stock market related servers
Gooooooooooooood MORNING 🌄
Oh my hello
I sent the screen shot of the guy making me buy some membership
They are not making money in the stock market so they are begging people to pay monthly for a buy signal membership
What's that?
strawberries soo good ate the entire box
I will not talk about trading this server
And blueberries
And blackberries
Pretty much any berry with some Greek yogurt=awesome breakfast
Uhh ok, I was just asking what it was nbd
ate an entire box 🤤
best fruit
I want some chocolate covered strawberries rn
Do you love it with warm chocolate or frozen?
I love eating it with a cake on the side
Fudge maybe
😂
Yall made me remind something, i had this cafeteria near my school where they used to serve these kinda snacks and desserts , i miss their ice cream sandwich
They doo
Good morning zaza 😁
cat
Are you doing a grumpy like that cat?
i love cats
I do too 🥺



