#💬┃gorilla-chat
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cannot wait for that feeling of loading up gta vi for the first time
its a dream for many
We have no idea if he has any other type of incomes
just imagine it loading up for the first time cannot waitt
mods will prolly ban my ass for self promo but it's a gta car meet server
Name ?
Ahh oke
Bro played with my feelings
not only is it completly embarissing to have an OF to your children telling them I twerked for a living
imagine that
😔
no one would wanna be in it fr
It’s already happening bro
your server is prolly more active 😭
Every other person has to have that convo with their children now
tbh while im waiting for gta vi im just playing this mod my friends made
Like it’s out of hand there’s no preventing it anymore
what r yall playing while waiting for gta vi
This
GTA V ;-;
my friends literally recreated the whole ass miami map in gta v
OF is not embarrassing, shiit
plus a story mode plus like hundreds of interiors
and hundreds of random events
Etc.
yeah but yours has 150 people compared to 15k
its so fkin fun lol
Damn 15k people and not a peep
Ah oke
And it frees up your funds from your day job 🤷🏻♀️
no videos = no members
💀
and then the active members just kept getting lower
Mmm double it
now everyone gave up
And give it to the next person
Damn
The fall of Rome
Discord edition
Just Jonestown it
Fuck it
Right! Fuck what people think if I can get 100k+ a yr
rig it so i win 🙏🏾
How do you run a somewhat active server with a lot of users
Or sum shit
You can do it as a guy too 😭
The most I got to were 45 people or so before the server died
You don’t have to link yourself like that
Some people pay for anything bro
Just gotta find your market
Fr ppl pay for FEET
Nah I’d much rather just become a stripper
Even armpits
feet are so gross
Way more low key and everything in cash
Straight weird
ARMPITS??
I never understood this shit
Unfortunately yeah
that's new information to me

never knew that was a thing
There’s literally a kink for everything
Smelly people like smelly things
i guess that is true...
Panties, armpits, feet, all types
Panties is more understandable
Shit touched the source
😂😭
This dood 😭
The nectar collectors
Fr
Speaking of which, DAB
What is dab
? Fr ?
It was fucking horrible 😭
Probably kids now a days never had that
I thought wax and shit was more well known than ever
Yeah Ik what dabbing is
Kids smoke pens in study hall
Is that the same year as the fidget spinners?
I think so
Roughly
Before they became cringe af
I was bouta blow my 11 year old savings on those
I have one still ngl
Heyo
My first one was a little red one
It is honestly really great for anxiety
Like ngl it works
I got a bunch of em I got gold ones and the weird metal ones
relatable
I got 4 of em on the table I’m at rn
Low key fun to play with tho
Ya know
I was once a cartel member
Anybody here like PivotGang?
What that
Music
Later bro 👏
Nah ion listen to music dawg
Idk i mean it’s nice but I never really just put it on to listen to it
I can't survive without
Always
it's the worst when i go out and forget my earphones 
Check out Houdini or Moodswing by PivotGang lmk what you think
alr
I do listen to it sometimes
But only when I’m like doin favors for the family
Like doin hits
Or takin our piece from the corner store

fair enough ig
they're both good
hi
honestly i listen to a bit of everything so it's hard to pin point it 😂
I'm the same way but I kinda go through phases too
Like one or two genres for a while
Merry Christmas 🎄🎁
We're getting old 
tell me about it 😂
😂
Waiting for Christmas hasn't been an agonizing paid this year
Is anyone is DarkViperAU's server??
"i guess we'll never know"
the gta map man
or something
i saw one of his videos pop up in my feed
gta map geoguesser with the professional 🤢
i wonder just how massive the scale of gta 6 map will be
Good luck, enjoy your break!! 🤝
used to be but i think i left because it was inactive
like 2 years ago
projecting smh
"Funny"
@chilly wadi Too Many Nights, Future and Don Toliver
i know future and don but haven't listened to much
you should put me on to their best stuff
i'm so dumb 😭
i thought too many nights was an artist
Hahaha
just remembered it's a song lmao
I'm watching the why files premiere rn
Total nerd shit
Lol
It's like a conspiracy theory YT show with science behind it to debunk what can be debunked
But whatever's left 🤷🏻♀️
It's one of the only channels I've watched every single video
might have to check it out
need something to watch on youtube
my recommended has been quite dry for a while
should i buy f1 23?
Sure
I have so little knowledge about games, that I don't even know what that is
but judging by F1 I'm guessing it's a racing game
Hi guys
Wsg
sup
I am a fellow gta online player who needs help about nightclub business
I own all the Mc businesses, I need guide
Ok
It's super simple once you get it
Yeah I own all of the Mc business and have fully upgraded 3 of em
I am clueless about next step
Ok
Well, in the nightclub, you have an accessable PC, which you can use to hire Technicians for your Warehouse in the nightclub, they'll passively accrue the goods overtime (in your club only, not in your mc business itself)
@azure parcel I'll send over a pic
New Carti song out 😫
Who or what in the world is "Carti"?
How much a maxed out Mc businesses and nightclubs produce
I'm for real smh, I have no idea what that is
If your nightclub has all 5 floors + all 7 goods maxed, you can sell it for $1,931,500
How much time it takes ?
66,6 real hours 😒 and that's with the equipment upgrade
Not having that will double it to 132.2 hours
I am glad I have equipment upgrade
Of course
I think vehicle cargo much better
Ait fine fine
bro doesn’t know who carti is
Nightclub is 95% passive though, you only have to sell it and that's that
▶️ 👦 🚗 🍵
Nightclub probably the best business tbh
bruh who the frick is this dude
Casino heist and cayo
Kendrick Lamar clears
Nah even Travis Scott clears
I'm for real @unreal echo I have 0 clue who that is, but that may be because I'm not even American 
Makes sense
although the chance is small to find someone competent, you can try the lfg channels
I have no friends either but I do casino with randoms
Damn
Well I have like a few but they don't play gta 5
Yeah, wait 3 irl days before starting another Cayo
The chance of getting Tequila is 0% then
On the first day of Christmas, Duub took a shower,
On the second day, Duub got a wife to empower.
Third day brings 2 kids, a family so alive,
Fourth day, Duub quit GTA Online, now on a different drive.
Fifth day’s all about sleeping on time, feeling fine,
Sixth day, Duub touched the grass, connecting with a natural line.
Seventh day arrives, Duub pays the bills with glee,
Eighth day, Duub stops playing Gartic Phone, feeling free.
Ninth day rolls by, he picks his kids up from school,
Tenth day, Duub ventures out, breaking the indoors’ rule.
Eleventh day finds Duub halting his endless grind,
Twelfth day, Duub’s life’s refreshed, a newfound mindset designed.
In your dreams, playboy
I am dead man
@past marsh Don't you fucking dare
@unreal echo Sorry for the ping but this is straight up unacceptable

x2
yes it is
Ait then
If it looks fun, buy it
hey can anyone help me with the prison break heist my psn is Arbucklenerd
Hey @mossy moat, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Yo @mossy moat .. I can help
thank you, I couldn't seem to find anyone
wait btw I'm on ps4
Rapper
Oh same dw
okok
you lost me at “took a shower”
bro pinged me
Give dutch his raise, he got a plan.
Yo I added you @mossy moat
okok
Shi my fault
So Dutch whats the plan aye? Im intrigued
I may or may not leak this information to the pinkertons.
Fib then
… ill leak this to someone
Hey i know a good lawyer
Hey, im Saul Goodman.
Did you know you have rights? The constitution says you do, so do i.
it kicked me
Hi
@feral magnet S’all good man
Hi
Console?
This dood 😭
😭😭😭
Yes? Are you a client??
Wrong chat to ask that question in my guy
Yes
Yeah Ik but all the other chats are constantly dead
Ohh
So like 🤷
What does this guy need hmmm???
No gta 6 until 2027 on pc I wonder what gta creators will milk
Everything bro
Are you hoping to sue rockstar?
I can’t wait for the cheetah
Money laundering services
Ow man that’s a crazy deal G
I better call Saul….
Do you need something??
You have reached Saul Goodman
No i just need to call you
It’s about Francesca
She’s pregnant
Good morning people
Welp gotta go!
Why that's first thing i see
gta 6
Potentially
Just start one irl 
Did that, got arrested

Even though im a lawyer it doesn’t hold up in court
Might need to hit up Phoenix Wright
Arizona?
Did you use your real name when you were a cartel boss
Mexico
I am Saul Goodman a popular lawyer, of course not
Ima pretend to be Phoenix Wright.
now tell me how you laundered money 
Get it pinned on him
Sent most of it to an offshore account
Did you happen to use a shell company 
Maybe 😏
Howdy y’all
How did you get caught 
I was set up
What y’all think is the best drift Car
Yikes you should’ve had one of your men do the deal instead of you
It is so hot dude
Is it?
Jesus christ
Where the hell do you live for it to be that hot 
Queensland
I need help
@feral magnet It's the polar opposite here
Where? Im moving there
North-Western Europe
It's been nearing or going under freezing points
-6 was the lowest I had in weeks
I love the cold
Same
It was once 40 degrees here (thankfully just once) man
I thought I was gonna die any moment
I think i am dead
What is it that you like about the cold?
It’s not hot
Ima melt
Dude that’s the average here
Isn't that normal temperatures for Queensland though?
Not in my town
Holy hell 
I see
I could never
I'm glad it's like 6 degrees here
Highest it’s been in my town is 42
Hearing that it's scorching hot there
At that point I'd just take sleeping pills and hope I wake up in the winter
And i think that happens around a few times w yeah
Ong
Some countries like Sweden have had temperatures like -20 at least this year I believe so
Fuck whats it like in japan?
No idea
Lemme google rq
11 degrees
Rainy
Ima move there

Live out my weeb dreams where it aint hot
Haha, I believe that during summer it's just as bad there
Well, not as bad as you Australians have it but still
Yeah but its cold in winter
Right
We don’t have winter here
Is it like still 15 during the winter for you?
I mean we do
Well ofc
But it’s still fuckin hot
It's just not noticeable 
Correct
Well shit
I saw a video about a town in eastern Russia, where the temperatures are like -60 at times
Ima move there!
Why lol
[i just got yelled at for caps, again]
Because cold
-60 is a bit harder to adapt to if you're an Assie 
I love being cold man
Same
No matter the weather, I always go out in a T-shirt and shorts
I enjoy the cold the most
Except when I ride a bicycle, then I use gloves or else I won't feel my hands anymore 
Haha
Well then
I get strange looks sometimes because I don't wear long pants/sleeves in this weather
Same
Most people complain about the cold
gorilla keeps yelling at me for caps dude
I see it as a win
I’m sensitive
😆
Me no like yell
It seems so 
Ima rob Mr. Rubio again
I just did
Albeit with an accomplice, I ain't doing that solo anymore since like 1,5y now
money = money
Same, but at the same time I don't
I felt that
BRUH
?
I keep getting merryweather
I hate it so much
Tryhards who catch the grinder lacking while they follow the helo
Typical
I got it again
@feral magnet If you got no one else on PS5, and, I'm serious now, you can just buy a 2nd one (used preferrably), register a 2nd account & just do Cayo's duo but you're both characters
Although I play on PC, I have a 2nd one with a 2nd account 
Bro thinks i got an extra $900
I don't think used PS5's cost that much now, eh?
Or am I deadass wrong
All the ones near me do
F
They are bundled with like cod and spiderman
Ima steal my brothers when he gets it for Christmas

@feral magnet I just set up 2 PC's with 2 separate accounts so I can duo the heist while I'm actually both players participating
Imagine being able to own a pc
The 2nd PC is straight up garbage but it runs GTA so

Rich asshole
Lmfao the 2nd pc was like $300 & used
Crazy
Why tho
Cuz im broke
I hate this set up
What's wrong with it?
Nah
Coz, I obviously don't know what it looks like lmao
Oh
Because Merrywether
Now for the long fly to the avenger
F
Gtg
Get good
no u

Oo zaza
Hello
I haven't seen you since my pineapple pizza got burnt in an Italian restaurant
Finally decided to buy hogwarts legacy
It better be worth it or you spent a crap ton of money for no reason 
Nah used a gift card from my birthday earlier
Plus I already had 30 from earlier
Ah
You good then
Everything but my document forgery factory is upgraded
Should i upgrade that just to say i have em all?
If you've got the money to blow on it, go ahead
So in other words with my current money status no.
oopsie
Save up until 20M
So you can comfortably buy anything you want without thinking twice
Just 1 thing though, after that you'll have to reconsider
I sit up al night and day playing gta
Do you have the willpower tho
Yeah
700m buy all los santos
Long way to go it seems then 
They should add this option ong
Then PC modders would just take over even more
Y'know what, I'm a PC player & I wholeheartedly agree lmao
pc player took 1 sec to buy all.los santos
Dude
dupe
I have no fucking idea how that works but eh
I see modded account all the time
that's glitch
With like 10000000000000 K/D
How long does it take for the newborn baby born in a year

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too
Whats the minimum for a solo crate sell mission in a small warehouse?
It’s 6 isn’t it?
damn destiny 2 legacy pack is the first free game from epic
actually such a good first free game
destiny 2 legacy pack is free on epic right now!!!!
I dont play destiny
its fun
I used to play it
for some reason next mystery game is in 5 days they must of changedhow it works
used to be everyday for 2 weeks
Oh yes
Why wouldn't you wanna play it?
If there is a good game I will redeem it
lol its free to redeem why wouldnt you just redeem it all?
I dont play destiny
neither really but damn i dont say no to free shit
What am i going to do with it?
But it is kind of useless for me
I really liked defiance
I used to play it on the playstation 3
I need a good hacker for the casino heist
This time its 17 games instead of 15 so the first free game will run for a week and the last one will run for a week all the rest will run for 24hrs
9/11 was an inside job
lets not talk about that topic
Putin hijacked those planes and crashed em
I said, let's not talk about that
And I don't know how to read
nahh its the US that did it
The Night We Met 🎵
My dr Dre heist is not working. The last leak where you have to deliver the low rider to the agency. When I go to deliver it it glitches on the garage. I have tried to do it 4 times now
Hey, @lavish flame It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
Yeah us were working w russians to do the hit and that's why us ain't hitting russia right now when they attacked ukraine
lets keep geo politics out of this server 😭
Why tho
I think it's cuz people will have different opinions on it and it causes a riot in chat a lot
cuz this is a gaming server?
Real
smh
🤣
Skill issue

AWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sure you got @slender plume
no i want to do it on @raw warren
Bro is gonna turn him into steak
imagine he sees it 😭
i hate steak so why not

i dont like cows 
Haven't had steak before (I think)
Perfect medium rare steak 😋


he said we can so ig yeah

Steak is the best

We get it you are gay 
So liking steak is considered gay?
@simple iron You doing drugs again?
noname__420 was muted. | get your 7 hours of sleep
Why are there soo many topless live streams on twitch?
I need friends My PSN Zweli_OG
Thank you
Wait till I get gif perms
Hey @errant bluff, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
youre welcome
cause they changed their terms of service to allow those streams now
❤️
That is bad
I see them all over my discovery page as well now
First it was hot tubs now topless then twitch will become the next pornhub
its the new rival of onlyfans
Twitch is bad
noname__420 was unmuted. | 7 hours of sleep done?


Twitch is only good cause jynix and Cashoh are carrying it rn
Yess I love jynxzi
But he's not better than Vanossgaming or his crew in terms of being funny and entertaining
I used to watch him before he got famous
Vanoss or Jynxzi?
jynxzi
I knew about him since like 2022 August
whas gooood gorrilla gang
Twitch can barely carry caseoh he’s size of a tank
Anyone plays fn
Ahaha
Neko are you angry?
What did i dooo??
I am learning python
Im not experienced
Then make me an algorithmic trading.
If it's easy.
You use python for that dumbass
Algo trading
ALgooo
Dumbass
No
You dont
You use python
Quantitive trading
It is your opinion
XXXXl plane
Season 3 been out for a year now 💀
But in the algo trading it uses python scripts
Bro I watched all of the boys seasons in one sitting
The culture of algorithmic trading is done in the language of Python, making it easier for you to collaborate, trade code, or crowdsource for assistance
Found this on goog
I have free time everyday
That is called margin trading
Dumbass
You use a margin account
You must mean options?
I dont trade options

NOooo
You must go to wsb and say that ohh look
Those are all gamblers
Who put all their money on options calls or puts
I trade stocks
🤑

@full violet You think you buy shares and they go up but noo You have to backtest like 100 trades before you trade with actual money
So get your facts right
Then say bullshit shit in this server
Should I buy gta definitive trilogy on my ps4
why not big man
you really like wasting money?
just play it on your phone 😭
It's more expensive on my phone
dw it will get pirated for phone in less than a week
don't get the new version of those games
I bought it, the games suck
so many bugs etc.

Lmfao
Anyone wanna play human raid heist?
Hey @inland linden, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
Guys I have netflix so I can play it on my phone
Lemme know asap
Gta definitive one
No
Ok
But Gooooooooooooood MORNING 🌅
Good Day
I am facing an issue in gta online which is when I enable the voice chat in settings the game crashes & being frozen I hope it takes place after the recent update known as 'Chop Shop'. Have you guys experienced this before? If so please assist me in this.
Hey, @spiral snow It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
Sure bro
Don't be difficult, it's just a fuckin rule
Rules are here so i could break them
@neko The stock market is a battle between buyers and seller when there are more buyers the stock price goes up .
@full violet
I dont give a fuck about the fundamentals we traders only care about technial analysis
We dont randomly buy shares
We plan before buying the shares
And looks like you lost money in the stock market
Oh and trading takes like 5 years to master it, so its more than just clicking on the buy and sell button
You have to adapt to the market conditions.
guys is it possable to buy the deleted cars using the ls carmeet?
well i have all the cars ingame
if any one wants any car if i have it i can make you buy it
Yes
Hogwarts legacy kinda fun ngl
Hey @lavish flame, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Is it? Never really been a potter fan tbh
Might get it when it’s at an ok price
My heart keeps driving me crazy
Currently 50% off
Fair
Dog lover! You are one of one, One in a million
there's no one quite like you, you're one of one, one in a million ❤️
Has buying cars in ls car meet back in pc?
You can already make an account with gta yourself
idh moneyy
Crazy
can u give me
Save 2 dollar every day for like 10 days and youll get gta 5
technoblade3837 was banned. | account sharing/buying is against tos, no appeal
It is
save 2 dollars for 10 days
It’s alr
is there any vehicle slot in the chop shop
u can check it out
i haven't bought it yet
my gta is not working
how so
yeah
What is a lil lol?
little
technical analysis
Go cry about it
Stocks
Dumbass
Nope
All wrong
You werent paying attention
see you even admitted it
You were watching anime while having this convo
Neko you did you even trade a single share?
if I were to invest I'd say try an country obligation maybe
How did it go?
What was your plan?
What is your trading plan?
So that was like 10 years ago okay
That was investing not trading
oh, those have gone up haven't they?
They're climbing again
See thats how you lose money and then complain about it in a discord server
Its the stock market not everyone belongs there
Yea cause they are like you with no trading plan.
@full violet You dont even know your r multiple
@full violet how is trading stealing ?
That dosent make any sense
Ps5 bogden anyone rn?
do you still have stocks in intel or sold?
Hey @tepid basin, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
deserved
Everyone is happy lol
does lil bro not know how stocks work?
...
Where do i upgrade my riot van?
Neko without a trading plan you will basically lose money
And you dont have a trading plan as you told me , so you are basically not profitable
The. Why you complaining about trading ?
**Stock market in a nutshell: **
Buying:
- People buy stocks because they think a company is gonna do well
- Since people are interested in that stock the price climbs since there is a limited amount of stocks for that company (Supply and Demand)
Selling:
- People think the price isn't gonna climb anymore and sell their stocks in time (making profit)
- People are too late and the stock price has dropped, making them loose money.
You should’ve told me that you do like investing or something
Anyone?
Who's into trading here
Hey, @carmine geode It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
I do trading
Well well well
depends what trading
100% in about 15 months
free money
So many money
My Dad's money .
I sure hope a modder doesn't spawn on me and drop billions of dollars on me
They won’t
I know, hasn't happened to me since Ps3 days
Hello
Um
Why is bro pinging a random person 💀
anyone wanna race?
bruh they said it so casually like he was making tea or something
GTA
welcome
If the manhattan project was truly justified and if it had ruined the peace or encouraged the peace between humanity for generations to come
Bad project
Can someone please give me the link for the official GTA online server?
www.discord.comslashgtaonlineofficialserver.html

No shit if you don’t have a strategy it will not work doofus 🤣
Wsp
Ben
hello
Hello Ben how are you?
What is this?
Wtf is poptropica
Peak childhood game
Oh
Sorry man you must be feeling sad

yes
Yo anyone wanna be friends
@near patrol would like to be, they're a great friend
lmao
go away
Im tryinna make you some friends 
I heard you like meeting new people
I don't need any more 
I'm the exact opposite of that 
Cause you have me 
thats why I have to introduce you to people
Yessir
I'm good
But are you free for fn duos this evening?
It's Friday evening
I'll see if my siblings have no plans for a movie night
How nice of you
Hn
Hello?
That is an achievement tbh...
Hey @tardy wadi, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
I am serious man
Aye still know them easy ass commands lmao
But check TGG's guide for the solo cayo, itll help greatly
Where and how
I am following some guy YouTube
Youtube
Stealth but damn they always see me
I have become very kind 
But no matter how kind I am, german kids are kinder 
Yes xtaZ
Yeah right ...
Everyone’s favourite story mode mission? Mines Blitz Play
I guess you expect me to forget what you told me not even 15 mins ago?
That was not serious and you know it 
I took it VERY seriously
js gotta wait for ppl to dm me now for this casino heist
In that case I am VERY sorry
In my run i only kill like 6 guards 3 outside and 2/3 inside, i never get caught
Maybe I can team up?
I kill everyone to show el rubio who's boss 
Goat
How VERY kind of you
I will physically murder everyone in the island
Hm
Rp is rp
Fr
Trickdatpick sounds familiar 
Thank you, now are we VERY good friends again?
stalking me now aren't yer
The real way to do it
No I have you added on ps 
give over what's ur name 😭
What do you want for christmas
I VERY hope so

