💬┃gorilla-chat

[snow storm]

it’s GTA, I play it to escape reality and do fun stuff

[vestal briar]

Poffertjes

[slow wing]

yeah lets do that

[jovial beacon]

Nooo dumbasss e beer in video games you should be able to do anything

[slow wing]

i love pineapple pizza

yk at firsy

[snow storm]

Kebab

[slow wing]

i hated pineapple

[stable relic]

I love chicken stirfy

[pseudo breach]

Hmm pizza actually wbu

[chilly wadi]

i love cum

[jagged wraith]

Hamburger

[vestal briar]

Gta makes me realize reality 😭

[slow wing]

cus it looked so stipid

[snow storm]

💀

[slow wing]

but then i tasted it and its so good

[pseudo breach]

That's good

[slow wing]

so i put it on pizza and its even better

[jovial beacon]

RuddiO3 I support you in the fight

[snow storm]

you’re not wrong it’s getting a little too close to reality

[snow storm]

Thank you Buddy it’s me and you against the world

[stable relic]

Have anyone of you eaten pinaple pizza?

[slow wing]

im with you too g

[slow wing]

yeah

its amazing

[jovial beacon]

But killing a dog in a game should be counted as gameplay at least

[stable relic]

Doesn't it get soggy

[slow wing]

i tried blueberry pizza once cus i saw it in lidl but its awful

[stable relic]

Like the texture

[slow wing]

nah

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

[vestal briar]

Money 🤷‍♀️

[slow wing]

its rlly good

[jovial beacon]

They did make the dying animation for a reason

[slow wing]

give it a try

[vestal briar]

Money causes it all ppl be killing me selling 10k in cargo for measily 2 k

[stable relic]

Interesting, what other combos are good?

[vestal briar]

Ask why uhh money

[stable relic]

I've heard of a Wendy's frosty with fries

[lavish musk]

Typical douchebaggery

[vestal briar]

Poffertjes met stroop

[neon estuary]

♻️ Remember to recycle

[jagged wraith]

That sounds good

[slow wing]

i mean the game encourages people to destroy cargo

[snow storm]

Ham, shrimp, mushroom onion

[stable relic]

What's that

[slow wing]

so you cant blame them

[jagged wraith]

just put chili no beans on a hamburger

[vestal briar]

Dutch :)

[slow wing]

yall remember when mcdonalds came out with that pineapple burger

disgusting

[vestal briar]

Gta is just a showcase of irl world

[jagged wraith]

Eww

[stable relic]

What does it mean

[lavish musk]

It seems so

[lavish flame]

Yeah

[vestal briar]

Idk

[stable relic]

[lavish musk]

This, apparently

[vestal briar]

Give someone 2k and they will do anything tbh

[vestal briar]

Bad example

[snow storm]

it’s a satirical take on American culture

[vestal briar]

True

[snow storm]

I mean shit

Not a lot that I wouldn’t do

[vestal briar]

Exactly

[snow storm]

except the really bad stuff or anything involving someone close to me

[lavish flame]

yo

[slow wing]

theyre giving 5mil if u shoot some dude in somalia

yall wanna go

[vestal briar]

100% tf

[slow wing]

les roll e beer well be rich i tell you

[lavish flame]

@zaza you on

[vestal briar]

99% chance mf wanted to die anyway

[slow wing]

fr

[vestal briar]

So 1 million dollars to drop a 2000 Lb paveway on a happy family

Or 500k

[plain rune]

🚫 Moderated Name #0, that command is disabled in this channel.

[azure pecan]

bow do u sell the tank

the khangali

[vestal briar]

You dont

I think

[azure pecan]

eesh

[vestal briar]

Dont think u can sell ot

It

[azure pecan]

oof

[vestal briar]

Ye thas why i hate pegasus

[slow wing]

just keep it bro its a cool tank

[pseudo blade]

Breathe manually

[slow wing]

thank you for that belgian wizard now you should blink manually

[vestal briar]

Oh fuk you gius

[pseudo blade]

You schould look manually

[slow wing]

you should write manually cus whatever you doin rn aint working too well bro

[pseudo blade]

Type*

[slow wing]

i prefer write

but that works too

[vestal briar]

Technically 🤓 writing is on paper and typing is on a phone or pc

[slow wing]

damn e beer you got a dictionary with you or what

[vestal briar]

Nah

Just smart

[lavish flame]

Is there any way to unlink my rockstar account from my steam account.

[vestal briar]

Rockstargames.com profile linked accounts press unlink

[lavish flame]

It shows me only the info of the ac

[vestal briar]

Idk somewhere probs unlink

[lavish flame]

I wrote to the support if they can unlink my steam account from the rockstar account

[raw warren]

I love gta online

1st session I was in a jail

2nd session 5 kids with tryhard outfit and kanjali+oppressor were on me

Well I took care of them 😁😉

[lavish flame]

Lol

Bro committed every war crime posible

[peak glacier]

don't play pc,issue solved

[deft hornet]

I need a good hacker for the casino heist

[slow wing]

ong?

[modest wigeon]

Wsg

[lavish flame]

can somebody tell me how to unlink my steam ac from my rockstar ac

[modest wigeon]

Yo soy they pickle tickler

[wanton hull]

We don’t know man

Ask Google

[lavish flame]

i did

and it says that i have to contact the suport

but they did nothing

[slow wing]

yall why do cows have hoofs?

[lavish flame]

no idea

gang

what up

[quiet blaze]

dm if u have an emp launcher n can help me

[slow wing]

cus they lactose

get it

they lactose

but lac toes

👍

[lavish musk]

k

[desert anvil]

can someone help me do the casino heist aggressive approach? and by help i mean do most of it 😂

[upper fractal]

Hey @desert anvil, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[desert anvil]

yea ps5

[dense loom]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[swift umbra]

[lavish flame]

Wsp chat

[hollow ingot]

#📜┃all-server-info

[stable relic]

^

[edgy mango]

Crazy

[hollow ingot]

Guys I only sent that to remind myself what the rules are 😂

I couldn’t find the chat

[sick knot]

Anyone looking to do the finale in the new business? I wanna help but is cause I wanna save the cops outfit hahaha

[spring wyvern]

Who can do the Dr. Dre contract with me?

[hollow ingot]

This is gen chat

[sick knot]

The savage business

[lavish flame]

F

[jagged wraith]

#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4

[modest wigeon]

Is the casino wheel rigged? Cuz when I’m spinning for a shit car it seems like it makes it land on the vehicle but when it’s a supercar it doesn’t land on it at all…

Dumb ahh game

[past marsh]

Same

A car I don't want: Land on
A car that I actuall do want: Doesn't land on

[edgy karma]

How often yous beta it

Like Catyo

Life how often do yous do it

[lavish flame]

If the last of us part 2 remaster upgrade costs 10 in dollars, does it cost 10 in euros as well?

[opaque ingot]

Ah

Gorilla chat

Long time no see

[lavish flame]

Someones been missing this place...

[opaque ingot]

[lavish flame]

Or just bad luck

At least u got a podium car

[lavish flame]

If it dus not land on the car then shut your game down and restart helps me every time

[wild storm]

so i just found my old phone galaxy note 7 and i was surprised it even turned on but i got this warning

what i do

[opaque ingot]

Oh shit

Turn that bitch off now

[lavish flame]

Thats why i throw old phones out my window

[edgy karma]

Risk it for the biscuit

[wild storm]

it's a fckn countdown

[opaque ingot]

Galaxy Bomb💀

[wild storm]

it's at 250 now

what i do

[lavish flame]

Risk for a bisket

[lavish flame]

Reset it

[edgy karma]

Risk ir plz

[wild storm]

i can't even touch it

[lavish flame]

Shut it down and never use it again

[edgy karma]

Risk it

[opaque ingot]

I mean

[wild storm]

even the charger cable is hot

[opaque ingot]

Go outside and place it somewhere then go inside and watch as it slowly explodes

[warm garden]

💀

[wild storm]

any recommendations ?

[opaque ingot]

turn that shit off bruh

[edgy karma]

Risk it plz

[lavish flame]

Then fcking throw the charger and the phone out the window... just get rid of them or shut it down

[modest wigeon]

Yeah I do that I been at it for 2 hrs rn it’s fr rigged

[wild storm]

it's at 280s

[edgy karma]

Pick it up with oven gloves and put it on the road

[lavish flame]

Bro my respect to you mate

[wild storm]

omg you are right

[opaque ingot]

Look

[lavish flame]

Call the bomb deactivating services

[opaque ingot]

Turn it off

[wild storm]

???

[opaque ingot]

Take out the battery

[lavish flame]

Why cant you touch it if its over heating trow it ass hard ass you ken on the ground

[wild storm]

anywhere y'all hate particularly ?

[opaque ingot]

Put it somewhere safe (if possible take it to a battery recycling factory or something)

[edgy karma]

What country

[wild storm]

i got the oven gloves

[lavish flame]

If u can, take it somewhere cold maybe? Idk im not a phone or a bomb expert

[wild storm]

Turkey

[edgy karma]

I like turkey

[wild storm]

i unplugged it

[edgy karma]

I don’t think anything there is bad

[wild storm]

but it still has the countdown

[lavish flame]

Put it outside in ice water or some or break it eith a hammer

[opaque ingot]

Then turn it pff

Off

[wild storm]

im finna get that endings in that netflix countdown movie

[edgy karma]

It could explode any moment so don’t stand close to it

[lavish flame]

Put it on cold water = phone shuts down = no hot phone

[opaque ingot]

No get some ice

Wait ice will melt

[wild storm]

i'm smart enough to know not to touch electronical devices to water

[fervent raft]

xtaZ here

[lavish flame]

Bro the battery could explode if you put it in ice water

If its super hot

[lavish flame]

At least the explosion wont be big

[lavish flame]

Oh yea my brain lag again fck

[opaque ingot]

Shit I just remembered the note 7 batteries are glued💀

[edgy karma]

Oven gloves then put it somewhere

[wild storm]

it's not now

[hallow sigil]

Anyone on PC got the Grotti Turismo Omaggio chop shop dlc mission?

[wild storm]

some part of phone case melted

[opaque ingot]

[lavish flame]

Call 911

[lavish flame]

Then put it in the basement and break te phone with a Hammer

[opaque ingot]

Damn samsung

[opaque ingot]

The lithium will explode bruh

[wild storm]

lmk if y'all want this phone it still turns on tho i could make something like $450+shipping

[lavish flame]

Its beter then huwai those phones are like homemade boms

[wild storm]

it's off now

[lavish flame]

Mm if he removes te back of the phone its save then be could break it

Oh ok nvm

So uhh is the countdown still active?

[edgy karma]

Take it to schl tmrw

[wild storm]

lmao i got the screenshot from a reels tho but thx for the advices

[opaque ingot]

I'd say he removes the battery but theres a risk that the heating will cause the battery to explode

[lavish flame]

Plz dont take my water advice

[lavish flame]

Bro 🤣🤣

[wild storm]

https://tenor.com/view/note7-newgenerationweapon-gif-6184978

[opaque ingot]

Ah I remember this one

[hallow sigil]

Anyone on PC got the Grotti Turismo Omaggio chop shop dlc mission?

[opaque ingot]

Good times

[lavish flame]

Ah yes, samsung

[lavish flame]

If the batterij gets fatter you beter get the fuck out of there all of that stuff thats in that batterij could burn a house down

[wild storm]

one of old phones was galaxy J5 and its battery got fat

[boreal arrow]

Nokia grenades (I probably misspelled it)

[lavish flame]

Diabetes?

[wild storm]

i couldnt even attach the back part properly

i remember

[lavish flame]

(Bad jk)

[lavish flame]

Those could explode and take your hand or legs of and cause a house fire

[wild storm]

i'm not using it anymore

[opaque ingot]

But never put a battery in soil coz it can damage it and make crops go bad if planted

So don't bury your old phone batteries

[lavish flame]

Worse or small scenarios still possible

[wild storm]

but i remember using it without the back cuz the batter was big asg

f

and even charging

[lavish flame]

Thats true

[opaque ingot]

Damn I just remembered my dad's coat had a pocket that he stored 3 galaxy s5 batteries inside and when one died he would just put another one in lol

[wild storm]

LMAO

but what about the data

[lavish flame]

Lmfao

[opaque ingot]

Goot times with the removable batteries

[opaque ingot]

What about it

[lavish flame]

Man's a genius

[wild storm]

wouldn't he lose pictures when he switched to a different battery

or contacts

[opaque ingot]

Nah

[wild storm]

or any data

[lavish flame]

It doesnt depent on the battery

Phones have separate memory cards i think

[wild storm]

oh right

[opaque ingot]

The most lost data I've seen on a phone because of switching batteries was the clock resetting on my old Nokia 1

One of my teachers had an old Nokia that had a second battery on the back cover, it was really cool back then

[wild storm]

i remember my moms sony ericsson phone

[lavish flame]

Yea, nowadays its fast charging trip chargers they call it

[opaque ingot]

My mom had one too lol

[wild storm]

it was like a metal grey phone

[fickle terrace]

Can someone help me with money i wanna upgrade my nightclub but the latest cayo nerf was bad

[opaque ingot]

I still have it but it's not working after we lost it for 5 years and found it sitting on a window

[lavish flame]

Sell businesses?

[fickle terrace]

Thats why i wanna upgradr

E

[lavish flame]

Oh

[fickle terrace]

I dont have all and it takes too long

[wild storm]

ohh

[opaque ingot]

We found it without its keyboard and a very rusty charging port

[wild storm]

it sure killed some birds

[lavish flame]

ahem Shark cards?

[fickle terrace]

I dont wanna buy

[lavish flame]

Ok ok understandable

[wild storm]

then no money

[fickle terrace]

Whats a b2b?

[lavish flame]

I havent used money on shark cards more than once

[wild storm]

oh

[lavish flame]

Back when i needed money for terrorbyte

[wild storm]

i never bought a shark card

[fickle terrace]

Terrorbyte is only goof for weapon upgrade mk2 upgradr and the girl for the casino heist hacker

I forgor her name

[opaque ingot]

My rich ahh friend bought 7 shark cards and got a really good gun and won every 1v1

[wild storm]

Paige Harris

[opaque ingot]

Paige

[lavish flame]

Paige Harris

[fickle terrace]

Ye her

[wild storm]

nah he just dumb ass

[fickle terrace]

I was thinking about harry ☠️😭😭

[lavish flame]

My friend used his dads money to buy 2 10 million shark cards.

[fickle terrace]

Wtf

[lavish flame]

Yea wtf

[wild storm]

legend says she is Kamala Harris' daughter

[fickle terrace]

Kamala wtf

[wild storm]

210 million ?

[opaque ingot]

Bro said he worked for the money but he ain't old enough to work

[lavish flame]

Guy got caught and his playstation was taken away

[opaque ingot]

Two 10 mils

[lavish flame]

Two 10 million

[fickle terrace]

He meant two 10 million shark cards

So is cayo still worth it or no?

[wild storm]

i remember one time my aunt gave my cousins playstation to one of my other cousin which was like 5 or 6 yo

[lavish flame]

Now his probably depressed somewhere dont know where

[wild storm]

he bought every damn thing he saw

[fickle terrace]

O usually do diamond but i dont have anyone to do it with

[wild storm]

they got refund but the account got banned from psn

[opaque ingot]

I got my Xbox 360 in 2021

[wild storm]

damn what

i got my ps4 in early 2018

[lavish flame]

My one friend got mafia 1 and 2 with ps3 slim when he was 5

[lavish flame]

I got mine in 2016

[opaque ingot]

I was dreaming about a PS4 back then bruh

[wild storm]

now i want to buy ps5 though

just for gta 6

[lavish flame]

I got one... just for gta 6

[wild storm]

i don't want a series s or x cuz all of my games are for playstation

i ain't buying the xbox versions of them

[opaque ingot]

One time in 2017 I went to Germany and I really wanted something like the psp back then and just 2 months after I came back the switch came out

[fickle terrace]

I got a xbox one s then a 360 then i sold the 360 to buy a ps4 and sold the ps4 to buy a second xbox one s

Now i have 2 xbox one s

[lavish flame]

Alr guys how much money have u used in the games u have/play?

[opaque ingot]

And I had enough money to buy a decent laptop back then

[lavish flame]

Legend says combining two xbox ones on a crafting table creates a xbox two

[wild storm]

i got the ps4 back then for $34 (todays money)

[opaque ingot]

Most I spent was on robux (around 80 robux) because it was a gift and I grinded for other stuff

[wild storm]

but it was $330 back then

[fickle terrace]

Was it loud as car for that money?

[wild storm]

cuz of exchange rates it is equal to $34 now

[lavish flame]

Loud as an airplane

[fickle terrace]

Bro idk why but my ps4 was quiet

[wild storm]

but it was $330 in 2018

some economy problems

[opaque ingot]

Damn I really should've bought a console instead of a cheap ahh laptop

[wild storm]

i bought a laptop this year for like $1450

[fickle terrace]

Like when i turned on my mom didnt hear and she was behind me

[fickle terrace]

Bro

[wild storm]

i could have bought better ones foe that price but i kinda bought it for the looks

[fickle terrace]

Why not a pc?

[lavish flame]

a laptop is good for doing productive stuff

[wild storm]

gaming laptops look like war machine

[lavish flame]

Rly? I had to put my tv volume to half way so i can at least hear something when my ps4 was going like BRRRRR

[fickle terrace]

What 😭

[opaque ingot]

Back then euro was really cheap in my country and my dad bought around 1200 euros with the money we had

[wild storm]

and it's not the best specs tho

it has rtx 3050 with 16 gb ram lol

[fickle terrace]

Lol

[opaque ingot]

Now that much is enough to buy a freaking car here

[lavish flame]

i hate their look

[fickle terrace]

In a laptop 😭

[wild storm]

wdym

[lavish flame]

it's performance is worse than 2060 desktop

[lavish flame]

Back then my ps4 turned into an airport

[opaque ingot]

As a geforce 820m with 8gigs ram user that's good

[fickle terrace]

Lol

[lavish flame]

that's miserable

[wild storm]

?

[opaque ingot]

But I like this laptop

So much memories on windows 8.1

[wild storm]

i don't mainly play on pc so

[fickle terrace]

How do u put it in a laptop bro

[opaque ingot]

(dell Inspiron 3542)

[fickle terrace]

An rtx 3050

[wild storm]

it had like 3-4 versions

the one i got

and the one with intel iris x

[opaque ingot]

I'm legit abusing this thing

[wild storm]

or something like that

[fickle terrace]

What

[modest wigeon]

Bro 3 hours podium trying is crazy. Rigged as fuck

[lavish flame]

Alr guys, guess imma go to sleep so uhh buh bye

[wild storm]

and the one with amd god knows what

[opaque ingot]

Bro is on life support after gta5

[wild storm]

idk about the pc stuff

[fickle terrace]

Goodnight joe

[opaque ingot]

Gn

[wild storm]

why is it not normal

[fickle terrace]

How do put an rtx 3050 in a laptop 😭

[wild storm]

i have seen laptops with rtx 4060

[raw warren]

It's not the pc rtx 3050

They put a lower version

[fickle terrace]

Oh

[raw warren]

Mobile chips

[fickle terrace]

Didnt know

Can someone build me a pc for 500 dollars

[lavish flame]

Idk if I should play ps4 or PC

[fickle terrace]

Thats all i have i need to sell more coke in school

[opaque ingot]

Bruh my laptop fan sounds like a damn truck

[wild storm]

and it's like 2 in 1

[opaque ingot]

I'm running Minecraft on 2 chunks

[wild storm]

it has a tablet mode too but i'll never use probably

[raw warren]

PS4? You mean PS5

[fickle terrace]

Ps4 servers are down yet?

[raw warren]

Go look on reddit or some forum

[wild storm]

no why

[fickle terrace]

I dont trust reddit

[lavish flame]

Ps4

[wild storm]

ps3 servers are down

[raw warren]

Why the hell would you get a PS4

It's old

[wild storm]

he bought it before maybe

[fickle terrace]

Ps5 pro is out soon

[raw warren]

You'll regret your decision

[raw warren]

When

[opaque ingot]

Back then the PS4 was 4 million riyals in my country

[fickle terrace]

Idk yet

[lavish flame]

Bc it's what I grew up on

[opaque ingot]

Now it's around 20 mil

[heady fractal]

does someone know how to do the casino sneaky?

[wild storm]

when ps5 was out it was 8600 TRY now it's like 25000 TRY

[fickle terrace]

Um u have to choose it??..

[lavish flame]

I'm thinks of getting two PCs a 2k PC and a 10k gaming pc

[upper fractal]

Hey, @heady fractal It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[wild storm]

which flag is that

[heady fractal]

i have it in final but i cant do it right'

[fickle terrace]

Wdym

[wild storm]

it looks like Hungary

[raw warren]

Yeah don't get a PS4

[fickle terrace]

Hungarian

[heady fractal]

i restart this shit 100 times

[wild storm]

oh

[heady fractal]

i just cant do it

[wild storm]

i'm gonna apply to some Hungarian universities soon

[fickle terrace]

U need 2 players

[heady fractal]

i know

[lavish flame]

I also got a lot of my games on ps4

[fickle terrace]

Thats nice

[glacial ledge]

Can someone help quick casino

[wild storm]

What's your opinions on Debrecen ?

[fickle terrace]

I need help getting money

[wild storm]

the city

[raw warren]

Save more for PS5 and look if the games you got has backwards compatibility

[fickle terrace]

I havent been there

[upper fractal]

Hey @glacial ledge, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[heady fractal]

i need it too casino is hard man

[fickle terrace]

I live in Bács-kiskun vármegye county

[heady fractal]

the big con is fun but s&s is just pain

[glacial ledge]

If you help me i can help you

[heady fractal]

you are good?

[lavish flame]

I don't have disk I got them off the ps store

[glacial ledge]

I thonk soo

[heady fractal]

oki cooki

[glacial ledge]

Vc ?

[wild storm]

Ppl say you shouldn't live anywhere other than Budapest

idk why tho

[fickle terrace]

I like coke

Do yall like coke?

[wild storm]

as a foreign student

[fickle terrace]

Dad bought me today

[opaque ingot]

Hold on why does Lucia have an ankle monitor in the trailers final pic?

[fickle terrace]

It was delicious

[opaque ingot]

Just noticed

[lavish flame]

I will have to buy both systems anyways to transfer my games

[wild storm]

can i transfer my gtao data to ps5

from ps4

and other save datas

[lavish flame]

I think so

[lavish flame]

Mm i didnt know that playstation is just playin with our money

Idk tho

[wild storm]

it's a shame ps4 isn't backwards compatible

i wanted to play GTA 4 on console

[opaque ingot]

I'm downloading runescape

[golden thorn]

i have a cayo with pink diamond and 6 gold is that rare

cus that’s gotta be the max take possible rn apart from its not on hard

[near patrol]

rare indeed

[golden thorn]

idk what to do with it now 😂 do i complete it

[near patrol]

do it with someone

[lavish flame]

I’ve only gotten pink diamond twice in the past 2 years

[near patrol]

give urself 85

[golden thorn]

i’ll come back here and do it tmrw if 3 ppl wanna do it with me n get elite

[lavish flame]

It’s super rare

[golden thorn]

or actually i got it ready now any of ym wanna do it?

3 ppl

[lavish flame]

I sadly don’t have a ps

[golden thorn]

damn

[past marsh]

I recommend going to LFG channel. There's a bunch of people there actively looking for people to play with

[golden thorn]

thanks

[past marsh]

Np

[jagged wraith]

Yk what, I actually plan on playing gta again sometime this month.

[tidal plank]

You should

Whole lot of fun actually

[jagged wraith]

Idk tho

[wanton hull]

The new chop shop is pretty neat

[lavish flame]

The only disk game I own at the moment that I have yet to play is assassin's creed odyssey

[agile spade]

bro its my mums birthday tomorrow and i went a lil over the top with my predent compared to@my okder brother and i dont want him to feel bad ☠️

[jagged wraith]

Damn bruh what u get her

[agile spade]

i’ll show u after

[jagged wraith]

Alr

[modest wigeon]

Dawg there some Ukrainian refugee in my house rn

Ain never seen this person before

[jagged wraith]

😕 don't talk abt politics rlly

[modest wigeon]

How’s that politics

[agile spade]

But whatbdo u think i shoukd do

Shoild i give it to her in private

[rustic oasis]

i need 1 for pacific pc anyone wanna help 🥹

[lavish flame]

Bag fumbler... That's a spoonerism.

[upper fractal]

Hey @rustic oasis, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[rustic oasis]

im sorryy 🥹

[neon estuary]

what the fuck do people smoke these days

[rustic oasis]

good stuff prol

[modest wigeon]

I got the podium car after 3 hrs of trying

[lavish musk]

He's asking that in crew promotions, I see

[lavish flame]

woo

[neon estuary]

[modest wigeon]

Goody ahh boy nothins free

[lavish musk]

On success of another Casino Heist 🍾

[modest wigeon]

Would anyone like to donate their account with millions on it to me?

It’s for a good cause

[lavish musk]

Irl?

[modest wigeon]

You’d suck a what????

Haram

[lavish flame]

Mashallah brother

[jagged wraith]

Whatever u wanna do

[modest wigeon]

Nah u said goat

Wildin

[jagged wraith]

Ohh.. I forgot dutch

[modest wigeon]

U wild

[lavish musk]

Nah he don't want an STD

[modest wigeon]

Buddy would tickle his pickle he said

[jagged wraith]

may be this weekend

[modest wigeon]

But do u got any

[lavish musk]

That's what I was implying

[modest wigeon]

Man’s wildin

[lavish musk]

@modest wigeon ait so

[modest wigeon]

What

[lavish musk]

I got a stacked account I can sell you, all I ask for is your soul

[lavish musk]

Sound like a deal?

Nice

@lavish flame so, Santa's helper, how's madden going?

[crimson basalt]

Just got my first college acceptance letters

Fr dont even gotta try for the rest of the year

[dense vine]

Hi I'm new here

I can't find a lobby with people online

Can someone add me on Xbox series and send an invite please

tag: wildtheo #1236

[neon estuary]

go to xbox lfg channe;s

[dense vine]

Oh

[neon estuary]

@lavish flame @simple iron tag it pls

[dense vine]

Thanks dudes

[upper fractal]

Hey @dense vine, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[neon estuary]

ty

[lavish flame]

amogos

[rapid magnet]

yo do any of you guys have pokemon go?

[winged zinc]

Hey guys I’m new here

[lavish flame]

hi

[winged zinc]

Hi bro

[lavish flame]

Wowwowow

[clear tiger]

What, in fact, does it do y'all?

[wary cobalt]

Wsg yall

They don’t have that many good livery’s for that car

It’s really sad 🥲

[wary cobalt]

Main wtf.

[clear tiger]

Wym

Wsg, what it do, how are you, etc

[wary cobalt]

“Etc” 😭

[clear tiger]

It's just a really whypeepoo way of saying what's up

Intentionally so

[clear tiger]

Ok so you're just being weird, gotcha

[wary cobalt]

Me? 🤨

Okey bro

Is that the snack company from Japan

[clear tiger]

We're probably at least 10-15yrs apart keep that in mind

[wary cobalt]

I watch Dashie eat that shit all the time

They say the peach Pepsi is delicious

[clear tiger]

Slang you kids say didn't exist in my time

[wary cobalt]

Im 20+

I just like trolling people 😭

[clear tiger]

I'm nigh on 30 so I wasn't far off

[wary cobalt]

Damn.

kevin hart voice

Im sorry

[clear tiger]

😭

[chilly wadi]

she's 18

[wary cobalt]

Im guessing she meant right on 30

So 30

[clear tiger]

No I'm serious lol

28

[wary cobalt]

Same

[chilly wadi]

you look much younger than 28

[wary cobalt]

That’s only 6 years bro

Apart

[umbral meteor]

yo

[clear tiger]

Thank you 🥰

[chilly wadi]

i would've guessed early 20s

[wary cobalt]

Wsg

[clear tiger]

True, damn

[umbral meteor]

whats cookin good lookin

[wary cobalt]

Oh you 👉👈

Enjoy it bro

[umbral meteor]

is it grippy?

[wary cobalt]

Yes

It’s not pink tho

[umbral meteor]

bet

[wary cobalt]

Im Hispanic 🥲

[clear tiger]

Oh naahhhhh

[chilly wadi]

[wary cobalt]

Alright but fr what y’all up to

[umbral meteor]

nun

[wary cobalt]

Eyy Lucia and Jason type shit

[umbral meteor]

boutta sell my soul to build a PC

cant wait

[wary cobalt]

I was tryna do that in college

And then fucking COVID hit

😐

[umbral meteor]

all i need is an AIO and a GPU

[past marsh]

dutch

why are you broke

[simple iron]

I been up

[umbral meteor]

im for sure getting the GPU for christmas

[wary cobalt]

GPUs should be easy to get if you know where to look

[umbral meteor]

idk bout that AIO tho

[wary cobalt]

Newegg?

That’s what I used to use

This dudes dumb af 😭

[umbral meteor]

why u complaining, i thought u was ballin

[wary cobalt]

Who tf spends money on madden?

[umbral meteor]

ong

[chilly wadi]

why would you do that 😭

[wary cobalt]

That’s not the point 😭

The copium

[umbral meteor]

you coulda put gas in ur car with that money

[chilly wadi]

well yeah

[umbral meteor]

ig ur walkin to work tmmrw

[chilly wadi]

but madden?

[simple iron]

Buy a gun with that money

[past marsh]

@lavish musk

[umbral meteor]

he has one prolly

[chilly wadi]

is that game even popular?

[wary cobalt]

Damn bro wtf

[clear tiger]

If he's spending 140 on a game he's not worried about gas lol

[umbral meteor]

makes sense

[simple iron]

Nah

[umbral meteor]

whats ur job

[clear tiger]

Ayyyyy samesies

[wary cobalt]

Bro nobody thinks or cares if your broke

You can relax bro

[umbral meteor]

mad?

[clear tiger]

Christmas tiiiime is the best tiiime

[wary cobalt]

Den*

[umbral meteor]

idk u sound kinda pressed

[wary cobalt]

Yesss

[clear tiger]

To get extra money and then go BROKE again because of all these damn KIDS

[wary cobalt]

Nobody cares bro they’re on here trolling you 😭

And if they do they’re dumb

[umbral meteor]

@lavish flame whats ur job

[simple iron]

Maybe they are broke

[wary cobalt]

Okey 🤨

[chilly wadi]

balls inspector

[clear tiger]

Fr I'm the only one of my siblings with no kids

[umbral meteor]

oh nice

[chilly wadi]

kids are overrated

[clear tiger]

They all have 2-4 kids already 😭

[simple iron]

wtf

[umbral meteor]

hell nah, I couldnt imagine that

[simple iron]

ye

[wary cobalt]

Same

[clear tiger]

So there's like 11 kids in total to shop for

[wary cobalt]

Pays pretty good

[simple iron]

Yes

[clear tiger]

Plus their parents and our parents

[chilly wadi]

fuck them kids 😭

[simple iron]

If you want to come to the hood you can

[umbral meteor]

literally

[chilly wadi]

they wouldn't be getting shit from me 😹

[clear tiger]

That's ILLEGAL

[chilly wadi]

woahhh

pause

[simple iron]

I do

[chilly wadi]

i didn't mean it like that

[umbral meteor]

dont the sports fans there riot all the time

like full on burn cars n shit

[simple iron]

Ik

[wary cobalt]

Damn you’re pretty based wtf

[umbral meteor]

shits crazy tbh

[umbral meteor]

[wary cobalt]

I didn’t expect to de based people in this cord

[chilly wadi]

what does based mean

i'm slow

😭

[wary cobalt]

Speed up

Easy fix

😎🇯🇵

[chilly wadi]

ong

[wary cobalt]

Damn I meant to put 🇮🇱

[chilly wadi]

will do

[umbral meteor]

free palpetine 🤑

[simple iron]

maybe I can show you what I do for living

[clear tiger]

😭😂

[wary cobalt]

Palpatine did nothing wrong…

[toxic flicker]

Zzz

[wary cobalt]

😭😭😭

[umbral meteor]

ong they locked him up for no reason

[chilly wadi]

murica 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[umbral meteor]

just fly

[wary cobalt]

People really be out here having whole ass droughts

[wary cobalt]

Fr

[simple iron]

Just make sure to wear a conceal bullet proof vest dont wear red or blue

[clear tiger]

Hell yeah BROTHER

[wary cobalt]

WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅 🇺🇸

[chilly wadi]

RAHHHH

[umbral meteor]

fair enough

[clear tiger]

Some bitch shit

[chilly wadi]

FREEDOM

[simple iron]

should be fine

[wary cobalt]

That’s funny cuz I was actually looking into the Marines 😭

Anybody here a vet?

[umbral meteor]

im gonna blow up people that run around with AK's and wear sandals in the future 😂 🙏 💯

[simple iron]

Pretty good places to visit

[wary cobalt]

HELL YEAH

[umbral meteor]

ROTC been treating me well

[clear tiger]

Now is the time to do it now that we're basically out of the bullshit

[wary cobalt]

This sounds like a scam…

[clear tiger]

My brother was a marine and came back with issues

[wary cobalt]

Im in

[umbral meteor]

thats the marines for ya

[wary cobalt]

Makes sense

[umbral meteor]

infantry?

[wary cobalt]

Hope he’s alright

[simple iron]

If you see a bunch of bikers it’s most likely the hells angels but they are chill

[wary cobalt]

Sweet tooth?

[toxic flicker]

Unless he mess with them

[chilly wadi]

sneak out

[clear tiger]

Yeah he was in the shit in Afghanistan for like 4 tours

[umbral meteor]

yeah infantry especially fucks you up, physically and mentally

[simple iron]

who knows im pretty well known where I live you should survive

[chilly wadi]

what's the worst that will happen

[clear tiger]

But he doesn't have to work anymore so that's cool

[wary cobalt]

Bro just leave 😭

[umbral meteor]

yeah

[chilly wadi]

i thought white parents aren't that bad

[wary cobalt]

Man’s gonna get a spanking 😭

[clear tiger]

He just chooses to

[chilly wadi]

ong 😭

[simple iron]

[wary cobalt]

Damn they checked all corners

[toxic flicker]

Leave and never go back cause he ain't getting back in da house

[clear tiger]

You'd be surprised

[simple iron]

Are the gun laws strict where you live?

[chilly wadi]

it's probably different in america then

[umbral meteor]

ong 💀

my sgts be better parents sometimes

[wary cobalt]

Y’all seen that muscle police car they added?

Shit is so sexy but like wtf is that price tag.

[umbral meteor]

ong

greedy bastards

[wary cobalt]

$5+ Million is a fucking scam

[chilly wadi]

it's fairly easy to get money nowadays

but 5 mil is outrageous

[wary cobalt]

That’s not the point

They knew what they where doing

[wary cobalt]

Oh shit I didn’t see that

[clear tiger]

Easier to get money but everything costs more=same bullshit economy

[wary cobalt]

Still stands 😤

[wary cobalt]

Them shark cards be bringing in sm revenue

[chilly wadi]

gta inflation is crazy fr

[clear tiger]

Just like real life!

[wary cobalt]

Wtf is the actual point of rent?

Like huh? It’s virtual.

[chilly wadi]

who is actually buying shark cards though?

[wary cobalt]

I’ve never understood that shit.

[wary cobalt]

Little kids

That want money and don’t know how to make it

There’s a surprising amount of new players every day

And most of them are like 15 -

[chilly wadi]

it's like 70 for 8 million

that's a ripoff 😭

[simple iron]

tgg buys sharkcards he a noob

[wary cobalt]

“You’re still gonna buy it”

[clear tiger]

[lavish flame]

helo again

[wary cobalt]

Rockstar are some exploitive ass mf 😭

[chilly wadi]

most people have modded accounts nowadays

[umbral meteor]

money is hella easy to make lmao

[chilly wadi]

they're mad cheap

so why not

[wary cobalt]

I still remember the whole “mods took over pc” faze

[umbral meteor]

its just pointless to even play at that point

[wary cobalt]

Back in like 2020

[chilly wadi]

i wasn't playing back then

[wary cobalt]

You couldn’t go online without running into one

[chilly wadi]

it's fun imo

[modest wigeon]

My goofy ahh grandparents gave me a card with no money

Finna protest

[wary cobalt]

Bro spawns in and gets his whole shit hacked 😭

That’s why they’re not releasing it on PC at release

[chilly wadi]

get drunk and beat the shit out of them

[modest wigeon]

Bet

[wary cobalt]

Too much shit to crowd control

[chilly wadi]

record it aswell

[wary cobalt]

do it sober

Even better

[modest wigeon]

Fs

[chilly wadi]

nah cause afterwards you should go for a drive

[wary cobalt]

“How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?”

[wary cobalt]

Drink driver endorser

👏🔥

[chilly wadi]

you still won't get any

[umbral meteor]

damn

[chilly wadi]

yeah 😎

[wary cobalt]

Bro go fuck some bitches 😭

“Im TrYiNg 😭”

[chilly wadi]

prolly not

and you'll probably just receive dick pics

[wary cobalt]

Become a Femboy

Get railed my a bunch of guys

Bam problem solved

[wary cobalt]

You get those just by being pretty

Guy or girl

There’s hella gay people on discord

[chilly wadi]

not even

it's to easy

[clear tiger]

I've never received a dick pic on Discord funny enough

[wary cobalt]

It’s over

You just set yourself up

[clear tiger]

Other places sure but

[chilly wadi]

let's change that

[umbral meteor]

i have lmao

[clear tiger]

Whoaaaaa

[wary cobalt]

Like a moth to a flame

[umbral meteor]

weird ass mfs

[clear tiger]

Y'all trippin

[chilly wadi]

nah

i'd never

[wary cobalt]

People gotta learn to keep some shit in they thoughts

[chilly wadi]

i'm a good individual

[wary cobalt]

Nah but fr relax nobody here’s gonna do that

Or at least I’m pretty sure

;-;

[chilly wadi]

well

have i got a story for you

[clear tiger]

Go ahead

[wary cobalt]

X for Doubt

[chilly wadi]

basically i was in this server on my old account a while back

had this 14 year old in my dms trying to send me dick pics

[wary cobalt]

😭😭😭

[clear tiger]

NO

Hahaha

[chilly wadi]

blocked that mf so quick

[wary cobalt]

“Hi miss my names Conor” shows a tic tac

[clear tiger]

" you like what you see?"

[chilly wadi]

luckily he didn't send it time

[clear tiger]

[chilly wadi]

probably would've killed myself if i saw that tbh

[iron flint]

Yo im just getting back into gta online

I played ages ago on xbox now im on pc

I just want some ppl to play with ngl

[upper fractal]

Hey @iron flint, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[wary cobalt]

Probably wasn’t even his

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-twerk-gif-11813731934647759555

[wary cobalt]

Or wouldn’t have been*

Just some random pic from online

[chilly wadi]

hmm

i'm not sure

[chilly wadi]

this kid was wild

[wary cobalt]

No

[iron flint]

Ok

[wary cobalt]

😭

[chilly wadi]

bro would harass me nonstop

[wary cobalt]

Yeah little horny ass kids

Bro do y’all remember cuties?

[simple iron]

Nuh uh I got work

[wary cobalt]

☠️☠️☠️

[chilly wadi]

the movie?

[iron flint]

What business should I get first I have abt a million

[wary cobalt]

Yes 😭

[clear tiger]

"thiiiissss issss my peeepeeeeeee" clapclapclap

[chilly wadi]

pedo movie

[wary cobalt]

I’d get a warehouse

That’s the best way to start

Medium size if you can

Fill it up till it’s worth a million

[chilly wadi]

ah hell nah

[wary cobalt]

Sell a couple times

And then start buying passive income business

[clear tiger]

That's what I hear in my head everytime I get one

[wary cobalt]

Also make sure to finish ALL the heists

It’ll put some more money in your pocket

[clear tiger]

Remember that one?! Lmao

[wary cobalt]

Wtf 😭

I remember back in MS there was this dumb as song

My dingaling

Some little kid just repeating it

The start of shit posting

[clear tiger]

Yo you gotta put that in YT search and watch it

I think it's SuperEd or sum

[wary cobalt]

Bet 😭

[clear tiger]

That's old school YT

[wary cobalt]

I remember you tube poop

The original shit posting

Nothing but random bs

[iron flint]

Is it true you cant do haos special time trials on pc?

[clear tiger]

FR

[wary cobalt]

You should be able to

As long as everything is updated

Not sure I’ve always played on console

[iron flint]

Heard someone say its only for new gen console and not pc

[wary cobalt]

Mm I’m not sure but that doesn’t sound right

[clear tiger]

AY fuck you gorillabot you slimy shit

[wary cobalt]

😭😭

[chilly wadi]

lmaooo

real

[clear tiger]

Can't even send links

[wary cobalt]

I saw it restrict your shit so fast

[clear tiger]

He's mad fr

[wary cobalt]

I was like “bro I swear someone just sent a message”

[wary cobalt]

He’s always mad

[clear tiger]

He in my DM

[iron flint]

Just looked it up haos special work vehicles and haos time trials are exclusive only to new gen consoles and will not be coming to pc gta online

[clear tiger]

With that angry emoji

[wary cobalt]

Bro TGG looks so grown now

He doesn’t look like a college kid anymore

It’s fucking weird

8/10 🔥

[chilly wadi]

i've never seen the man before

[clear tiger]

Our lil guy grew up so fast 🥰

[wary cobalt]

Fr

Them glasses 😫

[wary cobalt]

Huh?

You don’t watch his videos?

[wary cobalt]

Damn that’s gay

Oh well

[chilly wadi]

i've never watched a tgg video before

[wary cobalt]

Huh???

[clear tiger]

....

[wary cobalt]

Then what are you doing here?

😭😭😭

[chilly wadi]

i don't grind or anything so there's no reason to watch

[wary cobalt]

Man this a bot 😭

[chilly wadi]

i originally came here to troll or some shit

[wary cobalt]

No that’s fine but like

How are you in a TGG cord

Or why?

[clear tiger]

Found it on Google or?

[chilly wadi]

i don't even remember tbh

[wary cobalt]

Bro googled “GTA discords”

[wary cobalt]

Bitch just spawned here one day

“Bet”

[chilly wadi]

i came in here to troll a mod here

[wary cobalt]

Ah oke

Makes sense

[clear tiger]

OH

[chilly wadi]

cause he was a mod in the server im now mod in

[wary cobalt]

Petah

[wary cobalt]

Bro do y’all actually get paid to mod?

Or is it just for fun?

[clear tiger]

Hell nah

[chilly wadi]

but i also needed lfgs cause i got banned from the big discords

[chilly wadi]

no lol

[clear tiger]

TGG ain't built like that

[wary cobalt]

😭😭😭

[chilly wadi]

i did it cause i had nothing better to do

[wary cobalt]

I mean, we don’t really know 😗

[chilly wadi]

i was the highest level in the server

[wary cobalt]

His private life could be completely different

[gaunt ginkgo]

who here cant wait for gta vi

[wary cobalt]

Yeetus Deleetus

[wary cobalt]

Everyone

[gaunt ginkgo]

like just imagine it broo

[wary cobalt]

Every single person here

[gaunt ginkgo]

the amount of shit u can do

is insane

[chilly wadi]

server is now dead as shit so i moved here cause it's actually active

[clear tiger]

I kinda do, if you put the numbers together combined with the fact he doesn't merchandise that much or at all