#💬┃gorilla-chat
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yeah
Ong
I will never smoke vape or do drugs
Some dude started vaping in class
if i had a kid and caught him/her drinking i wouldn't say much but if i caught my kid smoking it's over for bro
its nicotine
chat should I play Ouija board at the cemetery near me
Damn
sad kids are already addicted to it
Yeah
kids think it's cool to smoke
Can I kill kids?
Yes and see if anything happens
no
I told one of my friends that vapes to stop vaping and he said its hard to do so
they need help
I’m not a believer so who knows 
Sadly you can’t pull an anakin sky walker
Waste of time just chop them in half
It keeps correcting hes to HDB
Let's start with him then lol
went to sweden this year
true
Most of my class mates vape
it is
same here
To be fair it is hard to stop
if kids smoke then they die
nicotine it is
💀
Well if u start it for being coll it's hard but if u start for wasting time it's easy
the same reason cigarette is also hard to stop

what u do when u see a kid walking down the street
good think I never got into it

thing*
Cigs are even harder to srop
Good boy
Drinking is one thing smoking is another
is smoking haram in Islam
drinking<
all my muslim friends drink 💀
Drinking and vaping too even if vaping is like 90% safer
but still ppl don't see it as haram as drinking
Hell nah
Yes
That's crazy
Lmaooo
drink driving>

yeah lol they all drink
They do but they still smoke
sounds like the average muslim
I smoke cigars 
I’ve met so many hypocritical muslims before
guys
mf is prolly having a beer rn
Do they pray?
I can call him
%90 of muslims are hyprocites
queef vape
my gta v doesnt open and its been months
he said sometimes
i'm saying it as a Muslim
tf do i do
True
Most Muslims that do that prolly has never seen the Qur'an
they gamble,drink,smoke do stuff but then say "haram bro"
Does it show the R* logo as if it's going to launch into the game, before getting stuck/freezing then closing.
I mean we've had pork together so i dont think he cares about religion anymore
so there is that
@wild storm is leaving islam a sin? like if you stopped practicing the religion all together
nope
and it's as soon as you have meat or something
oh he says that himself lol
Its kinda rare to find Muslims that gamble and drink
Smokers are kinda common tho
yes i think so
Lmao
cuz in Islam it's the only true religion
So you’re basically trapped 
Average person in the mafia
having a gf is haram right?
You can’t date
Yes
damn
to Islam Christianity is corrupted by humans
I remember when you could get killed for leaving Islam. But that was old times.
Any type of like
whenever i try launching the game rockstar games launcher opens and an option saying LAUNCH ON STEAM appears which does nothing
Had you contact R* support?
Is haram unless if ur married
Wtf??
tbh i'm Muslim but i'm not religious i don't even pray
no reply there
meanwhile every muslim kid in kid classroom is dating 😭 💀
nah no one’s gonna stop me from dating women
My class mates are mostly single
R u really a muslim
mine is the opposite
Then how are you supposed to start a family
You're not allowed to "date" someone or have a "girl/boyfriend"
barely any are
Romance is considered zina
Skip dating and go straight to marriage
Well
I’m not even in school anymore 
Yes
but zina means fucking with somebody while u are not married with him/her
I'm convinced you work for gangs
like as in sexual contact
I can’t say
Look it up
I'm not sure since that's what my school teached me
thanks for the conformation
No one in my family knows what I do 
I took religion classes too until high school
cuz it's mandatory in Turkey unless you are not Muslim
I think our teacher said that in like 9th grade or 8th ion remember
Prolly 10th
oh well here everyone hates religious schools
mine was not a religious school
it's just mandatory in Turkey
oh isee
tbh nobody sees it as an important class in Turkey

Islamic eduction classes are the best IMO
English too
Most I.d teachers are based
its not a thing here so idk
last year of middle school we took religion classes but we mainly solved math tests for a nation wide exam
it's like leisure class
My english teachers are laid back (most of them)
in Turkey at least
tbh, any language teacher is laid back.
God I remember one teacher we had he would tell us some stories and stuff it was really nice and fun
education shouldn't be connected to any religion tbh
Everyone loved that teacher
If your not allowed to date then how are you supposed to start a family
that's what i think
yup
Marriage
oh I love those teachers
Gonna start a mafia family 
they're awsome
I agree
Ask the dad to hook u up with the daughter and he sees if u are good enough then boom
Teachers that tell stories are just the best
you are allowed to date you are not allowed to be in a sexual relationship with someone if you are not married with them
Lemme google it
That makes sense
Especially if it takes up lesson time
Real
Pretty sure the father and brother(s) of the girl must know about both of you and they watch to make sure you dont do anything sexual
Insert bill nye the science guy
it's not that serious u aren't getting married
no one will stop me 
So you can’t go on a date without them being there?
If u are then thats what probably gonna happen
Not sure
if u are getting married eith someone whole family has to know lol it's common sense
i meant dating
But they must know that you both of you are planning to get together marriage wise

Did you watch gay porn again
why do you change your name so often ... i almost forgot who you were
so like arrange marriage in short words?
yeah and i enjoyed it
not that i would mind forgetting you lmao

Pretty much same rules apply
Dating Is halal only if ur not gonna have sex or touch each other or kiss
understandable
Wouldn't call that dating tbh
we cant even cuddle?
yeah but ppl ignore the kiss part cus we in 2023
lol that’s funny cuz I have another discord account but I’m locked out of it 😭
and touching part
I’m gonna make a steak for dinner 
at least here
Yep
where are u from ?
wait who r you then?
all of m muslim friends date they really dont care tbh
Who
ghostified
Bro nah I bet that they didn't even repent
I'm gonna eat you some day
I'm from morocco

with spices
My original account was named anorak I believe I’ve had this account for a few years now
Bros Jeffery dahmer
these rules apply to you if you have like a strict religious family in Turkey
i mean conservative
ppl rlly don't care that much
I'm pretty sure most of them are just hiding it from their family
Its the same all over the middle east anywhere Muslim
yeah it could be
Honestly without Islam I would have probably been in jail or Smith
Or maybe on the FBI's watch list
I’m already on all of them 🥱
Stop using my face without my permission
Thats interesting
so religion is the only thing that stops u from doing bad things ?
@simple iron how does it feel to be #1 in members list
e
The law too
Kinda
Tbh a lot of peoples reason to not doing bad things is hell
Yes
so u would do that bad things if there were no religion?
Real
I do bad shit every day

literally 4K
Its like a extra demotivater like jail
someone once told me music is also haram in islam?

Yes anything that can influence your mood or thought process
idk about that but in Turkey it's like Islam lite tbh
If I wasn't Muslim (impossible) I would have probably done something very bad
like a demo version
Im sad
Trur
get happy
Why
Turkey ain't that muslim
Tell rockstar to realise GTA6 then
yeah
I need gta 6 now man not 2025
damn lol I do actually intern at rockstar
At least we got a trailer
Your right. Skill issue
You know whats crazy

compared to Middle Eastern countries
True
Cow has a gambling problem
That at least one of us is gonna die before gta6
@simple iron how does it feel to be #2 in members list now
Do you guys think morocco is an Arab country
Release the game bro!
Im sick of gtav
I'm just an intern 😭
I mean kinda
make him #3
Idc do something!
no
not that Arabic tbh
rockstar interns do get paid well tho

it seems like that to me
nooo
at least
april!!
Tell your bosses to release the game now
always ruining the fun
If i lived in America i’d work there
will do "gets kicked out"
Try playing the release version on Xbox 360 for like 6-7 years
I played it on ps3
Hated it
Ps2 better
Barley worked
Does location really matter

it does
u are kinda far from Arabic regions
30 fps on it feels like 67 fps
What about Egypt
and aren't ppl in Morocco speak French too ?
My game wouldn’t load half the time
turkey?
For sure
It just booted me to main screen of ps3
Morocco
Loads faster on Xbox 360 than pc
Turkey isn't arabic
But its in Africa too
i would say it got Arabized tbh
Nah dats crazy 💀
It’s 4AM i should go to bed
Turkey is an arab country
My pc
Map wise yes
the hell you mean?
Anyone got good ASMR videos?
That's like saying Chinese people are German
we don't even speak Arabic
Anything in the top of africa is considered Arab
My friend said sheep testicles are tasty (he wasn't joking and yes its food)
Not really. Turkey is a middle eastern country
So morocco is arab
some parts of it are Middle Eastern
Tunisia and Algeria etc
Yes
METH
100% Arab?
we literally are neighbours with Greece
Literally is part of the middle east
they speak mostly arabic
Yes
who
i have never seen a Turkish person use Arabic
Me too
we don't even use Arabic alphabet
Im talking about morocco
and i'm Turkish
Oh
Wdym mostly
All Moroccans speak arabic
Our native Arabic is arab
I know
We speak French and Arabic
According to a 2012 study by the Government of Spain, 98% of Moroccans spoke Moroccan Arabic, 63% spoke French, 26% Berber, 14% spoke English, and 10% spoke Spanish.
I'm part of the 63 and 10%
what u trying to prove lol everyone says the same thing literally
Man
is French hard ?
I refuse to believed that 10% of Moroccans speak english
Kinda
i would love to learn French but i'm learning German
Don't
Don't learn french
I hate that language
@simple iron this is how we gonna party
Fr
and it's hard to learn German cuz they were not colonizers so therefore they didn't spread their language like English and French
Nah that's crazy
You should learn Swedish
I like Russian and german
why
I can speak German I’m part German 
Hard
I just know %99 of Swedish ppl know English
idk its fun and my family is mainly swedish
Je Parle en français
@simple iron How does it feel to be 4th on the members list?
Ich bin müde
Ich bin mohammed
🤣🤣🤣
lol i said i'm tired
I'll make you 3rd
not my name
Ik
Lär dig svenska det är kul
aber mein name ist Yiğit
Told my cousin that someone bought vape off me that was meant for her
She's so mad
🤣🤣🤣
Du bist meine sohn
?
Sell fake carts 
i'm not and u made a grammar mistake
Ain't meine for girls
yeah
Ion know your gendah
i'm male
I'm a mechanic
what
Its a meme
and i'm Mors Mutual Insurance
I’m the irs
Real
Damn 2020 happened almost 4 years ago
You mean wass
2020 was a fever dream
nuh uh 2020 is a special event
Corona ruined the world fr
Wot happened
u just said it urself
i lost the track of time after 2020
???
That’s when the virus was discovered
u joking
Yes
pandemic started in 2020
I'm talking abt corona
the fact that people born in 2012 will be 19 next year
Bro what
That’s not how math works
it is
this is my math
idk about y'all
there is an additional two that no one talks about
Smort
cuz of the government
Sink you 👍
still petter than the guy who used to think pi is 3
we literally used pi as 3 in high school exams
in physics
Pi is 1828938389199203
wtf 😭
Pi is 1
but it was to simplify questions
It’s clearly 2 not 3
oh that's fine
Nah its clearly 1
if I wrote it 3 my teacher would throw me out of the window
No 
6.28 is pipi
I would wake up in the cartel's torture chamber
broke ahh
I actually came here so someone can tell me what to do
Literally in my first hour in the game some guy started dropping me figures
buy kosatka submarine
Hey @tardy wadi, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
And I became instantly lvl 50
then do casino heists
Also #🚔┃gta-discussion
It's not letting me
I left slowly
i meant cayo perico
It's locked
u gotta work
Yeah I watched YouTube about it
to level up
Which work tho there are tons of work I am just confused
I am ceo and president
Ok how do I find it 💔
Let me just check the map for casino
Long cutscene
yeah
Near the casino
Penthouse area
I know GTA 5s map more than my house
It's taking forever to load tho
have u found it
It keep giving this error
Back
What error
your device has been grimace ohio shaked
Real
I can't send screenshots here
But I think I got to the casino
There is a cutscene now
dogs
Yo man
hey
Can I send you a picture dm?
yes
Go to music locker
Send it in dms

Wtf 😬
Lecker
anyone found a way how to skip that fucking salvage yard robberies cooldown thing?
No
damn
is it even possible somehow?
cuz i really like those missions but hate the fact we have to wait untill the next weekly bonuses to play more
Probably not considering rockstar fixed most of the glitches in the latest update
💀
You gotta be dumb
Just cuz Turkish ppl don’t speak Arabic don’t mean they’re not middle eastern
Turkey is half middle eastern and half Europe
Being from the Middle East doesn’t mean the country is Arab
Israel is middle eastern but they not Arab
Morocco is not middle eastern, it’s North African
But it’s still a Arab country
Cow stfu I’m trying to talk here
do you think I care
No need to be rude
Stfu no one was talking to you
As a staff member I think you should
Turkish people
Are Turkish not Arab
you're like 14 geico
Yes that was my point
I’m 18
Turkish people are not Arab. Turkey is a transcontinental country, with a cultural and historical background that is distinct from Arab nations. The majority of Turks are of Turkic ethnic origin, and Turkish is their primary language. Arabs, on the other hand, are primarily associated with the Arab world, which includes countries in the Middle East and North Africa
Oh ok nvm
Stfu merciful Marky
I fr though you were like 13-14 💀
💀
But isn't Turkish people middle easterns
Shuush
How long do you expect me to stay 14
I was 14 in 2020
forever
Half Middle East half Europe
While Turkey has cultural connections to the Middle East due to its geographical location, it is not exclusively a Middle Eastern country. The country has a unique blend of influences from Europe, Asia, and the Middle East, making its identity diverse and distinctive
Hey Geico you have no right to be rude or dismissive to other people. They’re allowed to state their opinions
The new update is fine but the drifting definitely carried the update
Along with the cop car
Yes
ig that parts which are middle eastern
Which part was i not letting ppl express their opinions?
Telling people to stfu
Are you offended?
Not at all
Yall recommend any songs
Hey Geico you have no right to be rude or dismissive to other people. They’re allowed to state their opinions
Ok then what’s your problem 💀

You just don’t need to be rude to other people for no reason
Creampie
Show me who I was rude to
I think you should speak for yourself instead of automatically thinking I was being “rude” to other people for no reason
I swear people who start working out only know Sam Seluk Cbum the Trend Twins or any new bodybuilder while Arnldo Thomas Steven Platz and many more who made gym culture popular while a man named Zyzz in the early 2000s reviled gym culture all himself and not many people recognize who he is
You were rude to cow for one
Ok but do you know if he was offended 💀
Yeah mate
Point proven
He’s joking bruv
lol
It’s not serious lmao
what do you normally listen to?
Phonk Jazz classic rap
Caught me red handed
i don't listen to any of that
ngl if cow does not like it then he would've said something idk why are you defending others

listen to this
yeah fr
i used to listen to phonk
but i stopped
It's alright so far
country is just rural rap

ik
Tbh not my type of music
it is now
Anyone who likes the weeknd or Taylor Swift gotta change their favourite artists
how do ik how many cops I've killed
Social club
stats section in the pause menu
Could be your internet if you haven’t checked
possibly
Test internet connection and check the nat type
If it’s type 3 than that’s the issue
its never type 3 for me it's usually type 2
I didn't know there was other types haj
I've killed 8k cops wtf
yikes i didn't think it wld be that much I was expecting 2 thousand at modt
Yea you should always get type 2
oka
what does it even mean, im not a technician or anything so I always js assumed it w something not to mess with
I killed 8445
😭😭
And I've been playing Since 2017 lol I just never kill cops ig
8634
but my total time spent in GTA Online is 67 days
If you kill 5 k cops and then show a mod you can get the cop killer role 🤑
I js did that
I’ve only been playing gta online since April 2022 💀💀💀
what role do we get if we get killed by a cop
what colour is it
I believe red I’m still working to get it
Only coz I used to watch my cousin years ago play but the I had the game but my tv was in the room where everyone comes in
So I couldn’t play as I could get told off
if it was black on the other hand
It’s just an honorary role
I’ve only spent like 463 hours on gta 5 💀💀💀
Pretty good song
No role
I’ve had multiple different accounts so I often have to reset my cop kill count
act 2 is the best imo
What does what mean?
Act 3 is the best
agree
I've got no idea what the nat means
oo
might get someone to help me do it
what is act 1 avai
again I don't remember it
act 3 is nightmare fuel
Same
juggernauts..
you gotta break into something and destroy shit
that's boring
that's all i remember about act one
You don’t needa worry about it tbh
I might get some ppl to runall 3 heists to get the dmm
I know
that's annoying
Just if you ever have type 3 that means your network is private which won’t let you join other ppl
You have to break in to the IAA base
which is why I want experience players and not idiots
i'm level 341
it's not hard to not die tbf
bu i would still fail to do cmm
j didn't I hated it
who has the new grotti
that's cute
i need wheel suggestions
but other than that it was a pain in the ass to find people to help me do apartment heists
u can
cz I'd sell my hydra and savage I've got the lazer
u can sell the rauiju
not the hydra thi
buying the workshop is kind of waste imo unless u acc need it for certain planes
same i bought it
I didn't like ti
the stealth mode is op but meh
never rwlly used it
sparrow 🔛🔝
Only 99 cops until I’ve killed 5 k
gwon lad
Same
how do u get the black role as it is
Which one should I play first black flags or Valhalla assassin creed
gta
need to do cmm
is ps4 and ps5 cross platform or no
nah
You can use lfg to find people
Hey @azure pecan, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
I know I out one for dmm there
Induub lurking
So this new heist any good?

what is the actual heist
Kinda
is the heist js robbing cars or am I missing something
The car theft
And the tow truck work
Ah
taxi jobs r funny
I just hoped on so that’s why I had asked
😭
Can anyone do the diamond casino with me
Hey @spring wyvern, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
I keep changing it
@lavish musk take a shower 
Sure
GvO-Shon
My user
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
OK fine, under the circumstances that you burn your basements contents
Hie everyone I am new in GTA 5 online can anyone want to be my friend and help me to understand the game
Oh, I just sent one to you
Good job. Now remind him 5-7x a day.
Honestly, sure.
nooooo
only 5?
@spring wyvern joining on my phone
6 is minimum 😭
K
It would be 10-20x a day next week
I cna help of u want
I love the block function
Yeah
nope, 50-100x
That photo gives me PTSD
Hey man, did you shower yet for the month?
Hey man, you took your viagra pills already? 😒
Nah, long story short: A person that I don’t like uses that pfp
my gta doesnt work
ah isee
get it fixed
thats the thing i cant
i have been trying for over a month now
what's the error code
Like what specifically doesn’t work? Getting into the game, crashing every once in a while, bug that won’t go away, etc.
thats also the thing it just says error
send ss
cant start it
Delete the settings.xml file
just seatch up yt
lemme just download it again
that's the best options
it will take like 20 min
If that doesn’t work, just contact r* games
Nah if it doesn’t sue them
I'll sue you & @past marsh for telling me what to do, how about that
If I get told to take a shower once more, I'm blocking y'all 😄
I’ll just pay the judge for me to win the case
Corrupt ass bitch
Go get a job
Can't, sorry
Relatable
You're like 8
ofc not
Sell kilos of coke 
Yes dad
Nah bruh I don't wanna go to jail
Don’t get caught ez
I will, so no
Then just don’t go to jail
Inner peace
Or just buy every jail so you will never get arrested 

: (
Why would it concern you that a sad ass GTA addict blocks you 
I like to bully you 
Ugh fine
Back to my naughty blocked list


Bruh
?
Heard that from multiple people
Wait really?
Seems to be a bug introduced with this update
Kinda sad
Exactly
I mean, we can do something about it - not play GTA anymore
However I just can't so gl 
how do we get an acid lag again?
iseee
And you'll get it for free, or you can just buy it from Warstock
Which I don't recommend, seeing that you can easily get it for free
How come you suddenly asked @raw warren 
Sorry but I still find this hilarious
Whats weaker, the fish or the body?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Ah, ait
Quack
Crack
Meow
Stinky
are you on feet finder

it just says "Failed to connect to the rockstar games library service. If you continue to see this message, please contact papa johns bla bla bla"
Rats.
K
can you add me back so i can send the pic of the error message
Looking for people to help me build my discord server
I’m praying for you
My butt itches 
Sending prayers for your sanity
Sending prayers so god will give you the courage to go outside 🙏
One dude went afk
where did i find the settings file
Nahan fuck this shit I better do it solo later
One guy only has a pistol istg
bazinga
@spring wyvern I’ll be back
K
yeah
Thanks but why?
probably will class as "self promo"
Oh ok thanks for the warning
ngl I bought the oppressor
Do you want me to tickle it for you or something?
mk1 tho dw
oppressor is really good for transport
It’s a great grinding vehicle too
Read it as greifng help
Mmmm
smash
i’m live guys wish me luck
Who's that huh
slaypril 😻

I hate when I’m stuck in an animation and then enemies spawn behind me
Well atleast I have the acid lab now
Are you really just now getting it?
I don't even have the acid lab help
isa the chop shop only new gen console
huh
me when
Im a fn pro
bot lobbies
Ping
Not really
Make sure to bully @lavish musk 
I was champion last season
How was I supposed to know 
Im plat rn
don't you have to make tests as well majjt?
Not really
i smell of cum


that's crazy though
aren't you also in your exam year?
I’m a psychopath 
pretty sure i was in your server back in the day
the name on my last account was axe body spray apparently
Ur adopted
you might know that
yoooo aiden, how's it going mate?
Good 

Just realised have been here like 2 and a half years 



