💬┃gorilla-chat

[clear tiger]

Got 2nd with my nephew carrying me

😭

[chilly wadi]

games too sweaty

and movement is ass

it's alr

[simple iron]

Have you ever played dayz with those dumbass campers who snipe us 6miles away

[viscid haven]

sounds like a skill issue

[chilly wadi]

my friends like playing it all the time

i don't

[simple iron]

Same

Sometimes play it at work

[viscid haven]

iv restarted days gone about 3 times after getting like 3 hours in lmao

idk if im into it or not

[simple iron]

I love killing a horde of zombies

[viscid haven]

it does look fun ngl i bought it because of the massive hordes you can eventuallyy fight

[lavish flame]

Yo, does anyone on PS5 have the Bogdan problem?

Need some money

[pliant ferry]

Cayo is better.

[lavish flame]

Nah, I don't like Cayo bro

Not anymore

[pliant ferry]

Ah. Gotcha.

[lavish flame]

The Bogdan is literally every idk like 15 mins you make 1.5M

But you need someone for that

[pliant ferry]

And you dont for Cayo

[chilly wadi]

if you're solo

if not

bogdan clear

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-going-crazy-crazy-insane-gif-19258597

[pliant ferry]

Im mostly a solo player so yeeeaaaa...

[lavish flame]

I don't wanna make 1.1M every idk 2 hours bruh

Just to get caught

I'm good man

[quaint barn]

imagine doing cayo when rockstargames killed cayo heist?

[simple iron]

Imagine not getting gta 6 early

[viscid haven]

cayo cool down used to be 15 mins

was so nice

[clear tiger]

Repeatedly

[lavish flame]

Again yo, if anyone on ps5 has Bogdan, hmu, we can do it back to back

[pliant ferry]

Guess Ive just been a solo grinder for too long lol.

[viscid haven]

playing it right now on my ps6

[lavish flame]

1.5 every time

[simple iron]

Playing on a nasa pc

Very good

[lavish flame]

I really need money rn

[viscid haven]

im playing on chinas super computer

[simple iron]

[clear tiger]

I'm using discord via brain implant

I am the server

[lavish flame]

Welp, you folks have fun, I'll see if I can find someone to grind with

[simple iron]

#1031671872439451729

[lavish flame]

is the DLC out for PC already?

[quaint barn]

no

[simple iron]

I think I played Fortnite once on Xbox first time and won lol

Need to move into an apartment first with my girlfriend she has one also

[past marsh]

Xbox was my first console for Fortnite

[boreal arrow]

Hello

[past marsh]

Sup

What’s with everyone saying the swimsuit girl is Lucia

[boreal arrow]

I saw others do it so ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[viscid haven]

i mean it does look like her

[clear tiger]

Is it not her?

[simple iron]

Seen her boobies

[past marsh]

It doesn’t look like her

[viscid haven]

it does tho

https://tenor.com/view/gta-6-rockstar-gta-6-gta-5-gta-rockstar-gta-gif-4703003037480791199

[past marsh]

Comparing her with the scene with Jason on the bed to that? Lucia looks more slim

[clear tiger]

Yeah I see what you mean now

[simple iron]

Lady in red got big thighs 🤤

[clear tiger]

But DANG mamiii

Booba

[simple iron]

I’m horny everyday

[viscid haven]

i mean diffrent angles ect you cant tell me it dosnt look like her

[clear tiger]

[jovial beacon]

Scary

[simple iron]

Banned

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-imagine-dog-gif-15909232

[simple iron]

I know this place in and out no one will find me

Not a sports fan

trust me I know they broke my windows on my car

Could fr

How do you think I smuggle drugs all over the world they don’t care

[past marsh]

It doesn’t

Just doesn’t

[viscid haven]

you blind then because if its not her then everyones mistaken her for lucia

so must look like her

[past marsh]

And her 🍈 is bigger in the bikini scene vs the bed

[wild storm]

maybe it got bigger ?

[viscid haven]

100% is her

[past marsh]

Not her

[wild storm]

i mean the face definitely belongs to Lucia

[jovial beacon]

Why does Messi always have a boner?

[viscid haven]

you dont even see her booty in the bed scene

[wild storm]

but still i am not sure

[viscid haven]

but it is her

everyone says its her but you

[past marsh]

It’s not her 😭

[viscid haven]

so im with the majority

[simple iron]

Eat ass and make money

[wild storm]

i wouldn't say it's %100 her tbh

[past marsh]

That doesn’t mean I can’t still be right

[jovial beacon]

Every video I see of Messi is him getting up and pulling his pants up

[viscid haven]

yh for sure but still means she looks like her if the majority thinks its her silly

[simple iron]

She was chubby ngl go for fit girls

[wild storm]

and she is blonde

[simple iron]

Go gym

[past marsh]

Once again, doesn’t mean I can’t be right. The majority could still be wrong.

[simple iron]

[viscid haven]

i said yh for sure meaning i agree it might not be her

but i think it will be

[gusty kestrel]

lol

[wild storm]

i wish there were gifs with sounds

[gusty kestrel]

not bad

[past marsh]

“If the majority still thinks its her silly”

Was replying to that part of your message

[viscid haven]

i was refering to when you was saying about it not looking like her

[past marsh]

Yeah

[viscid haven]

lmao

[wild storm]

u have a little white space on your pfp

[viscid haven]

thats my fade dont worry about it

[past marsh]

Yeah it’s not her. Comparing her to the trailer. From the parts I’ve seen, Lucia doesn’t have brownish blonde hair, her melon size doesn’t look similar to the bikini girl, Lucia looks slimier compared to the bikini girl. The only thing that’s similar are the earrings and the skin tone.

[viscid haven]

why do you even care so much? its possible it is its possible it isntt

it could be hinting at hair dye

[past marsh]

I’m just pointing that out

[viscid haven]

being able to change the hair colour

i just cant think its not her when they look so similar in the face

[white lantern]

Who wanna hood rp

[past marsh]

Some people could have similar face models

[past marsh]

LFG

[viscid haven]

you have good points tho

also ehh

to the main character tho

[past marsh]

I mean GTA 6 could be very realistic. People who are completely unrelated to each other could look similar.

[viscid haven]

it probs will be that realistic

[past marsh]

Only 2-3 years to wait

[viscid haven]

1/2

ahh you waiting for it to release for pc?

[past marsh]

Nah, getting a ps5

[viscid haven]

sameeee

aint waiting a year or 2

be so many spoilers everywhere

[past marsh]

3 because of a possible delay

But most likely 2 years

[viscid haven]

it might even come early 2025 if we are really hopful lmao

[wild storm]

they should make sure the second trailer doesn't get leaked too first

[past marsh]

I am hoping for a spring release date

[wild storm]

it'll be october

[past marsh]

Or post the second trailer as a surprise

[wild storm]

all r* titles gets released in october

[viscid haven]

it could be earlier

not alll

most recent yes

[wild storm]

recent

they make games in like 5 years or a decade so

[viscid haven]

just gotta hope for a early release

[wild storm]

recent ones are proof

[viscid haven]

thats only been with 2 games

before they would pump out games like crazzy

[wild storm]

i just know the pre order will be available in october 2024

[past marsh]

I have a meme of it

[viscid haven]

they can easyily change up release date

[past marsh]

Let me find it

[wild storm]

yeah but world has changed since then

the before u are talking about is before 2010s

[viscid haven]

before 2013*

gta 5

[wild storm]

or even 2008

[viscid haven]

red dead 1

2013 is when they slowed down

with the release of gta 5

[neon estuary]

how are u 2 guys always online

[past marsh]

Who?

[neon estuary]

@viscid haven@wild storm

[wild storm]

you just happen to be online at the same time as me

[fervent raft]

Poop

[viscid haven]

lmaoo this is great! they even made austin powers game on game boy a long time ago

[viscid haven]

i have no life

waiting to start college agin

[wild storm]

n e ways i gotta wake up at 5 am tomorrow

[neon estuary]

whenever i get on i see u 2 guys chatting

[past marsh]

Rookie

[wild storm]

wdym

[past marsh]

I gotta wake up between 4am-6am every weekday

[wild storm]

oh

i wake up at 6 am for tuesday and wednesday

[past marsh]

Going on break soon though

[wild storm]

8 am for thursday

[past marsh]

Lucky

[lavish musk]

Go for it

[wild storm]

and like 9:30 am for fridays and weekends

or even more late

[simple iron]

Sell meth

[past marsh]

Crystal or normal?

[simple iron]

crystal ofc

[viscid haven]

make more then 30/40k a year selling drugs if you work hard enough

better then a standard pay job lmao

[simple iron]

millions if you know the right people and you have to launder the money to be able to spend it without irs getting suspicious

[viscid haven]

and the risk of prison and becoming someones prison bitch

[wild storm]

that only sounds easy when u type it like that

[simple iron]

It’s not tho

[pulsar palm]

If you had powers and was right next to a villain but you were weakened would you go to help, stay where you are and help anyone who needs it or just run away?

[viscid haven]

dont actually sell drugs yall it will always catch up to you lmao

[wild storm]

what i'm saying

[pulsar palm]

Unless you do it right

The point is to do it as little as possible

Less risk for more profit

[wild storm]

what

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/no-bugs-bunny-nope-gif-4095597578532971838

[pulsar palm]

Im making up a story for a character

[wild storm]

i read it twice

[viscid haven]

you sit and watch as he causes destruction to your city

[pulsar palm]

They are weakened but a dangerous enemy appeared

[pulsar palm]

You selfless soul

[simple iron]

I’m a psychopath

[wild storm]

prove

[simple iron]

uhhhh

[viscid haven]

tell me every spot you burried somene

[simple iron]

All over the mountains of pa

[wild storm]

https://tenor.com/view/seemslegit-legit-getinthevan-gif-4610094

you meant this by proof ?

[viscid haven]

iv never turned down candy from shady vans i turned out just fine

[pulsar palm]

Do you believe in the human wavelength theory?

[wild storm]

i have never seen a free candy type shady van irl

[simple iron]

What is that

[wild storm]

what is that

[viscid haven]

you should see my van

https://tenor.com/view/van-free-candy-candy-funny-candy-van-gif-5788607

[simple iron]

Wow

I need one

[pulsar palm]

They found mosquitoes with similar buzz frequencies would be more likely to breed with eachover more than others with completely different ones

[wild storm]

why are feets all out like that

[pseudo blade]

i cant sleep,help mr

[pulsar palm]

They believe humans themselves have a mental wavelength that makes them more compatible to be enjoy company with those who have the same wave length

[simple iron]

[pulsar palm]

Which is why some people you wanna talk to more and others you feel physically repelled

[wild storm]

isn't that called emotions

[simple iron]

Something I don’t have

[pulsar palm]

Isn’t everything we do based on emotion?

[wild storm]

or thoughts

[wild storm]

no

[wild storm]

see

a living proof

[pulsar palm]

Having 0 emotion is very difficult

Almost impossible

But he seems to still have some pride with how little he has left

[viscid haven]

there is mental disorders that can make people emotionless

[pulsar palm]

Many

[acoustic python]

thats a mental disorder?

[simple iron]

I have lack of empathy

[pulsar palm]

Some permanent some in intervals

[viscid haven]

no but there is ones that can cause you to have no emotions

[acoustic python]

i thought that was just the unrealistic expectations for men

tbh

[wild storm]

Love is a what

[acoustic python]

love is mid

unless its absolutely bussin

no cap

[wild storm]

it's a long long road

[acoustic python]

fo shizzle

life is what

[simple iron]

[wild storm]

idk

you tell us

[acoustic python]

a highway

[wild storm]

meet me halfway

[cloud cove]

guys

its so good being a friend of a father who works for a billion dollar gaming corporation

[wild storm]

and ?

[cloud cove]

bc you know stuff other people dont

[steel oar]

The question is how GTA 6 online race is gonna be like . It's based in Florida right and Florida has the famous speedway which is Daytona International Speedway and another track which is Sebring International Raceway

Florida also has so many speedway tracks unlike any state in the US .

[simple iron]

So you know some stuff so cool

[past marsh]

And the map is going to be like 5x bigger or something than GTA 5

I really just want street races or street drift races

[steel oar]

Ikr

[steel oar]

same

[simple iron]

Gonna murder a bunch of people in gta 6

[steel oar]

same

[neon estuary]

when does ootw end

[past marsh]

I want the physics and gore to be like RDR2. Even better than RDR2 tbh.

[steel oar]

Imagine doing 1v1 at Florida Key on the highway close to the Atlantic Ocean

[past marsh]

And if VR support comes to GTA 6 (ps5 and PC) then I would be exicted af

[simple iron]

Ong when you have a shotgun and blow the guys head off in rdr2 I enjoy that

[steel oar]

I am willing to pay like $100 dollars for GTA 6

[past marsh]

That's legit the only reason why I used the shotgun in rdr2

Satisfying af getting a kill with it

[steel oar]

I can't wait to run over some NPC at Miami beach

[past marsh]

If they charge money per hour to play the game, I am deadass not buying the game.

[steel oar]

Lol I would tho

[acoustic python]

the fact that they were even considering the notion disgusts me

[acoustic python]

i cant wait to commit borderline war crimes with interactive npcs

[limpid turtle]

Were they?

[acoustic python]

because they really set the bar high for rdr2

[acoustic python]

yeah im prettyy sure they were seriously considering it

[steel oar]

I can't wait for 2024 I'm gonna buy a Panasonic HCV- 785K

[past marsh]

Like bro wtf. 12 years and they considered doing that?

[acoustic python]

im deadass pirating if they charge per hour

[acoustic python]

yeah exactly

[steel oar]

same don't forget about the alligator

[lavish flame]

They can't do that they will lose shitloads of money

[acoustic python]

they could charge 200 dollars for preorder edition and still make more money than they did on all gta IV sales on the first day

[steel oar]

I'm gonna need to buy like 512bg storage for my Xbox Series X

[steel oar]

$200 dollars hear me out

[past marsh]

Fr. I would buy the prem edition

[steel oar]

That shit ain't worth it depends

[acoustic python]

idk i think itl only be about 20 gb bigger than red dead 2

[past marsh]

For both ps5 then pc when it comes out

[steel oar]

Probably like 200GB

[acoustic python]

just like red dead 2 was 20 gb bigger than gta

[acoustic python]

175 gb is my best guess

[steel oar]

Or low than that

[acoustic python]

or similar

[steel oar]

Yup

[sturdy tide]

Cayo perico heist 2 players ps4

[acoustic python]

i definitely think that they will try their best to make it compact wherever possible

[steel oar]

2025 is so close man .

Lol

[acoustic python]

im willing to wait till 2025 for a game file that doesnt end in tb

[sturdy tide]

Cayo perico heist

[steel oar]

Lol

[acoustic python]

anyone want a free car?

[steel oar]

Me

[sturdy tide]

??

[steel oar]

??

[acoustic python]

are you able to get on gta rn?

[sturdy tide]

Yss

Yes

[steel oar]

I'm not sure maybe

[acoustic python]

its a modified street car of your choice

[edgy mango]

Well I mean Ai has got a history of sudden aimbot

[acoustic python]

ill do max mods for free

so you can just take it and put a tracker on it

[steel oar]

The only thing I want is $30 Million Dollars in GTA ONLINE

Does anyone know any method in GTA ONLINE how to get like a million dollars

[acoustic python]

10 USD should not get you 250k

[pseudo blade]

ez

[simple iron]

bros getting banned for self promo

[acoustic python]

nah im not affiliated

[steel oar]

What's their discord

[pseudo blade]

doomsday prep skip

[acoustic python]

should be in self promo

[steel oar]

Who tf called FBI in here

[acoustic python]

im not the person in charge

[pseudo blade]

thats legit

[steel oar]

alr

[acoustic python]

please dont ban me 🥺

[steel oar]

What does the warehouse in GTA ONLINE do

[acoustic python]

im sowwy

[pseudo blade]

1 mil every 10 min

[simple iron]

Banned

[acoustic python]

noooo

broooo

[steel oar]

For warehouse

[acoustic python]

i just hate standing on the train in gta

[pseudo blade]

facility

[acoustic python]

and i get donked by the little height things at paleto bay

[steel oar]

How to get a facility is that like a job

Nah I will just use YouTube

[acoustic python]

hit up lester at his house

at the globe icon

[steel oar]

Alr

[pseudo blade]

tips how to sleep?

i got exams tmrw

[acoustic python]

you ever heard of the military method?

[steel oar]

Can anyone here confirm that the moon glitch is working or isn't it patched

[pseudo blade]

tell me

[simple iron]

Bye bye

[steel oar]

same but I have a 50 state quiz on Thursday

[acoustic python]

Focus on your breathing, and go down your body and tense and release your muscles

[acoustic python]

once you get the hang of it you can fall asleep in like 2 minutes

[knotty sky]

Pls stop viewing us through our webcam its very disturbing

[pseudo blade]

i cant i breathe manually

thats my problem

[past marsh]

F you

[simple iron]

[steel oar]

I kidnap one your pigeon government drone

[past marsh]

you're now making me breathe manually

[acoustic python]

im only in it for the meets

[knotty sky]

Hes breaking our routine

Lol we all will die teaching someone to breath

[acoustic python]

Bopitty Bippity

Your breathing is now a conscious activity.

[simple iron]

goodbye

[acoustic python]

wait a minute

[steel oar]

Honestly The Crew Motorfest grand race is the same as playing GTA Online Race

[pseudo blade]

manual breathin

[acoustic python]

who are you

[past marsh]

NOO

[simple iron]

a agent for the FBI

[acoustic python]

how much easier would the game be if the alamo sea just didnt exist

[neon estuary]

who r u

[acoustic python]

bro gta w the meme songs

i just got "I want it that way"

[knotty sky]

Nothing just some people made breathing a consious activity.

So i am wondering now , if i will die when i go to sleep

[neon estuary]

you never sent more than 1 message?

[acoustic python]

ive been busy

im waiting for a meet right now

[neon estuary]

[acoustic python]

i want a mee

[simple iron]

can we ban this guy for self promotion already

[acoustic python]

meet

[acoustic python]

broseph

[neon estuary]

it just happened an hour ago

[acoustic python]

i dont own it

[neon estuary]

u sus

[acoustic python]

yeah and i missed it

i was out

[neon estuary]

[simple iron]

Still

Banned

[neon estuary]

what was ur old name btw

[simple iron]

[neon estuary]

[knotty sky]

May god grant you all health and happiness

[crude wharf]

Does tgg have a crew

[neon estuary]

no

[near patrol]

I think he does but it's full

[knotty sky]

Yoo how can i get those snowflakes and snowmans in my name

🥺this purple diamond i dont like it

[neon estuary]

[knotty sky]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-walk-gif-999824473195988403

[neon estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009300325838094367/1089897723857215508/image0.gif

[knotty sky]

Cant scare me twice

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796024453946802216/1022199296248000533/fly-4.gif

[knotty sky]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-eeee-gif-24636179

I dont wanna get muted for spamming gifs

So gotta control now

[eager stump]

Hey wasn't tgg sponsored by a company that has a extention that has some kinda discount

[neon estuary]

#🤝〢partnerships

[eager stump]

Not seeing it

Now I remember it's honey

[neon estuary]

@lavish flame

help him

[lost schooner]

too bad, its happening

[knotty sky]

Dont mute a fellow compadre

[lost schooner]

fair enough

have a nice day in that acse

[knotty sky]

Damn was about to send a gif again

Thank god i saw your shield

😂

Have a great day racoon chief.

[hexed vigil]

Is there an easy way to find the train cause I can’t

[wanton hull]

Wait

[crude wharf]

Which crew is the best

Is every crew different

What is the point of joining a crew

Also 16 trophies away from platinum y’all think I can do it

[past marsh]

Yes

[past marsh]

Tbh, I don't know either. I am not in a single one, not sure if I want to join one.

[hexed vigil]

I joined one like 2 years ago and it gave me nothing all it does for me is let me put the crew emblem on my car

[worldly ingot]

hello

[crude wharf]

Thanks

[covert rapids]

Hello

[lavish flame]

PC DLC out already?

[torpid yacht]

when the junkyard coming out?

or salvage place idfk

[old cypress]

hello

[minor kelp]

yo

[old cypress]

ay wassup guys

[modest wigeon]

Wsg

[minor kelp]

having breakfast

[modest wigeon]

Y’all I just made kwismis cookies

[old cypress]

oh fr? is it good?

[modest wigeon]

Yeah bro made 2 kinds

We got the white ones and the brown ones

[old cypress]

brown ones

anyone wants to join me in prison break heist on pc

[upper fractal]

Hey @old cypress, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[modest wigeon]

Yeah gingerbread

And the sugar ones

[old cypress]

oooh yes sir

i might bake some cookies before christmas

[hexed vigil]

Is selling cars in a invite only session worth it while the mc businesses and night club grow stock

[modest wigeon]

Aight but buy a PlayStation first

[hexed vigil]

Nah me and my xbox got memories it like 7 years old

[modest wigeon]

Og Xbox one?

[hexed vigil]

Xbox one s

[modest wigeon]

The white one?

[simple iron]

Ye

[hexed vigil]

Yep

[modest wigeon]

I got a Xbox one that runs on fumes

Like 11 years old or sum

[simple iron]

Wonder if mine still works

[hexed vigil]

I don’t know how mine still works I hit it a few times while playing cod

[modest wigeon]

I never hit my console before but my old Nintendo switch got a good bend in it

Still works fine

[simple iron]

I put mine in a box with my ps3 and it’s in the attic

[hexed vigil]

I’ve broke a good few controllers

[simple iron]

I still brake my controllers

[modest wigeon]

I had a lonely ahh child gaming experience cuz I didn’t know Xbox live existed

Was texting actual npc’s 💀

And then my cat died

And my grandma

[simple iron]

[modest wigeon]

They knew too much

[hexed vigil]

Mine got stick drift before hit it and it went back to normal

[modest wigeon]

Hadda off em

Would’ve compromised my mission

Ya see i started doing hits from the young age of 3

Made a name for myself in the industry

Was called the fatal fetus

Never missed

Until that one day

When I did

Ruined my career

[clear tiger]

You dang degens

[modest wigeon]

So i retired from the business at 8

[clear tiger]

What I miss?

[modest wigeon]

My monologue

Backstory

[clear tiger]

Enticing

WHOA hold on!

[stable timber]

Does anyone know hot get heist invite from lester

[clear tiger]

You killed grandma and the kitty??

[stable timber]

how*

[clear tiger]

I believe you need a HIGH END apt.

[stable timber]

yeah i do

plus lvl 12

I want him to send me a invite to the apartment

for the heist

[clear tiger]

Oh pfft short of that I can't remember

Just go in and check the setup room?

[stable timber]

You know how he sennds you a job

[hexed vigil]

I’m chilling with a level 12

[stable timber]

Am tryna get a vehicle to spawn

[clear tiger]

Wym?

[stable timber]

A rare car triggers when you do it

[clear tiger]

😮

[stable timber]

So I need a invite from lester to the heist planning board

in my apartment

[clear tiger]

Might be time-gated?

[stable timber]

Yeah but ive waited for a while

[modest wigeon]

Had to

[clear tiger]

Not sure I only ever had the same acct for all of GTA V since 360

[stable timber]

I usually get it when I dont want but the time I do it doesn’t show up💀

[clear tiger]

At least I think it was 360 idk but day one

[stable timber]

I also tried swiching sessions or reseting

[clear tiger]

What happened when you missed tho?

[modest wigeon]

It ruined my reputation and I had to retire. I was #1 in the biz

Nobody hired me for hits anymore after that one miss

[clear tiger]

Shame how one mistake can ruin a career 😔

[modest wigeon]

Yeah

[stable timber]

Does anyone know hot to get heist invite from lester?

[clear tiger]

Before you go any further asking the same question over and over have you tried Google?

[stable timber]

why do i keep typing hot instead of how

Yes no answer

[clear tiger]

I found the answer in about 10secs

[stable timber]

idk howwwwwwwwww

[agile spade]

No

[stable timber]

what…………

[agile spade]

🔥

theres no way to do it only by finishing the heist

[clear tiger]

Wait

[stable timber]

And yes Ive already tried calling him and killing npcs

[agile spade]

😭😭

The hell

[clear tiger]

Wait

Literally wait

[stable timber]

Ok

[agile spade]

U should only get one invite a server thats it

[stable timber]

Cmonnnnnn already lester

Waiting

[hexed vigil]

My controller is messed up the y button ain’t working

[jagged wraith]

[hexed vigil]

Might be time for a new controller

[clear tiger]

[stable timber]

uhhhhh

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

Just don't spam press the button next time..

[stable timber]

Do you have it….

[jagged wraith]

Lol

[clear tiger]

Yup I have AIDS

[stable timber]

U told me to wait…..

[clear tiger]

Ohhh I thought you were... Nvm

Disregard

[lavish musk]

[stable timber]

I will make sure NOT to disregard

[lavish musk]

Don't you too

Rudolpho

Thanks for not playing fortnite

Or at least, didn't ask me about it

[jagged wraith]

Yes

[lavish musk]

Great! Means I didn't have to join & cause you to lose 😁

[jagged wraith]

I'm oky u

Nice

[lavish musk]

Nah, believe me I'd be the guy that when you say LEFT!! I'd look right

No

I can't handle recoil

Recoil fucks me over

So hmm?

Me, by any means

I've never played before

So ofc I'm gonna suck giant balls

I'll just stick to GTA thank you

[near patrol]

Shut it

I'm not that bad

[lavish musk]

@near patrol Hey, at least it ain't like me

[near patrol]

I got triple kills even if it was ai

Sure if I can

💀

No need to mention that

[lavish musk]

@lavish flame Look

[near patrol]

Might try to play tmrw

And get another friend of mine to tag along

[lavish musk]

I'm fr this time

[near patrol]

Since she also plays fortnite

[lavish musk]

Nah nah dw

My sleep schedule is beyond fucked so no problem on that

[near patrol]

Where do you live again?

Oh right

[lavish musk]

"you all"

lmao

[near patrol]

I'm 5 hours ahead of you

[lavish musk]

@lavish flame Ok y'know what

[near patrol]

5 hours isn't so bad

Yep

[lavish musk]

Give me a good reason to play & I'll happily jump on

[near patrol]

💀

[near patrol]

Get a break from gta for once

[lavish musk]

No. Next attempt please.

[near patrol]

Ok

I give up

[lavish musk]

[near patrol]

How long do you stay up for

So you've got around 3 hrs to play with him

Ah

Do you do evening shifts?

[lavish musk]

All nighter

[near patrol]

I could never wake up early just to play

[lavish musk]

@near patrol Ait, how about this

Once my profile says 1Y, I'll take a break

[near patrol]

Noted

[lavish musk]

Nah then I'll move onto GTA IV

4

[near patrol]

That's gonna take a while

[lavish musk]

Not really

[near patrol]

IV is 4

VI is 6

[jagged wraith]

GTA 4 is good

[lost schooner]

Didnt you have to go off cause u wanted to sleep

[near patrol]

I didn't want to sleep

[jagged wraith]

What

[near patrol]

I went off cus my Internet was shit

And my dad told me to get off

[lost schooner]

noob

[jagged wraith]

Ik I seen it

[near patrol]

No u

[jagged wraith]

Maybe one day

[near patrol]

LMAO

[lost schooner]

I do but im procrastknating

[near patrol]

Yeah raccoon

You hurt his feelings

[near patrol]

Just don't

Ez

[jagged wraith]

Damn it

5 mins till the skin I need on fortnite leaves

[near patrol]

You can't buy it?

[jagged wraith]

Nope I only got 200

[near patrol]

How much do you need

[jagged wraith]

Skin is 1.2k

[near patrol]

Damn

[lost schooner]

Yes

Wait does this work

[near patrol]

Sucker

[lost schooner]

It doesnt

[near patrol]

Thank god it doesn't

[lost schooner]

Alr ill do it in bot cmds

[near patrol]

DON'T

[jagged wraith]

Yes

I don't play often

Uh I'm horrible

[lost schooner]

Fact

[jagged wraith]

Win rate this season 0%

Cause I didn't play this season

Only creative

[lost schooner]

Smh L

I dropped a 20 kill duo game today easy as cake

[near patrol]

I got 2 kills in that game

[lost schooner]

Best dup in the world fr

Duo

[near patrol]

Frfr

We're too good

[lost schooner]

u were confused on where to find weapons for the first half of the game

[serene falcon]

Wat game

[near patrol]

💀

[lost schooner]

But we turned out good frfr

[near patrol]

True

[near patrol]

Fortnite

[serene falcon]

Oh

[near patrol]

Yessir

[lost schooner]

Were pros

Ez dubs all day

[serene falcon]

I'm better

[lavish musk]

Ew fortnite

[serene falcon]

I don't play it

[lavish musk]

Same

It doesn't look appealing to begin with

battle royale style

[simple iron]

Imagine being a serial killer and getting caught

[lavish musk]

Imagine getting caught for growing narcotics in your basement

[simple iron]

good thing I can just pay them to look away

[lavish musk]

Corrupt asf

[simple iron]

Fr

[hexed vigil]

My teammate in cod is sped

I swear

I go up against pros and I get this

I can’t bro I can’t

Why does matchmaking hate me

[simple iron]

Same

[clear tiger]

I just had sushi delivered and they literally tipped the container over and made the rolls a big amalgamated mess

FML imma just go out and get the food

[modest wigeon]

I never got cought

[lost schooner]

*caught

[lavish flame]

Hello!

[serene falcon]

GTA 6 is gonna take like 200hours to complete BC everyone will be playing with 1 hand

[serene falcon]

Imagine being secretly a terrorist and never being caught

[near patrol]

My body is too warm for my likings

[simple iron]

couldn’t be me

[lost schooner]

Bro what

[near patrol]

Kind of swearing

Sweating

In December

👍

I think it's cus I'm stuck

Sick

Ffs I can't spell

[lost schooner]

Were used to you not being able to spell

[lavish musk]

Ironic

[lost schooner]

I mean, we're also used to me being able to spell even worse than all

[lavish musk]

Of course

[near patrol]

Only because you're drunk

[lost schooner]

You cannot spell because I am drunk?

I think ur the drunk one sir

[near patrol]

😭

No

Shut up

I'm not thinking

You can't spell cus ur drunk

[lost schooner]

Cause ur drunk

[near patrol]

Oh

😭

[lavish musk]

[near patrol]

I just reread what you said

[lost schooner]

Thats what u get after 5 glasses of red wine and a couple of tequila shots

Drunk squirrel

[near patrol]

I thought you said "we're used to not being able to spell"

[near patrol]

[lost schooner]

[near patrol]

Ima meth squirrel okay

Not drunk

[lost schooner]

A meth squirrel thats also drunk rn

[near patrol]

Nuh uh

I disagree

[lost schooner]

Its ok doe wine is tasty

Ion blame u

[near patrol]

I've never tasted wine

[lost schooner]

Cap, u had 5 glasses with ur second dinner just moments ago

Then some tequila

And now ur drunk

[near patrol]

That's creepy

Why are you spying on me

[lost schooner]

I was also at that dinner how drunk are you...?

I must say, the garlic bread was elite

[near patrol]

Oh...

😭

[near patrol]

I didn't try that

[small needle]

I wish I was drinkin!

[near patrol]

I'm not a big fan of garlic bread

[near patrol]

American!

[small needle]

Yes this is true

[near patrol]

Very true

[lavish musk]

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813903323606417438/839916181104492565/image0-5-2.gif

[near patrol]

[lost schooner]

A shame for reap

Real

[near patrol]

Fr

Actually nah

I'd rather stay away from drinking

Smoking too

[hexed vigil]

Just had to spend 130k on an apartment cause people were spawn trapping me

[past marsh]

Just switch lovbies

Lobbies

[hexed vigil]

Nah they having a war in here I gotta see this

[past marsh]

I wonder how the chat is like

[hexed vigil]

It’s something

They screaming

And complaining

They were losing a 3v1

[torpid yacht]

Can someone please explain how is pc considered old gen if i cant get anything called “pc 2”

Like i cant use HSW or anythibg on the ps5 bc i play on pc

Bc its “old gen”

[amber snow]

yo

[azure pecan]

I played gta online for the first time

well

again should I say after a long break

it's still full of idiots who js grief u for nothing 🙃

[bronze knoll]

why dont i have the migrate option

[past marsh]

Check on the internet

[hexed vigil]

That’s gta for you best option is the invite only session

[lavish musk]

[clear tiger]

You're playing a multiplayer game that allows it

No use calling people idiots or getting mad when you can also sequester yourself from them if you want that

[lavish musk]

You're one of them, aren't ya

[clear tiger]

Maybe sometimes but like come on it's so whiny 😫

Trust me I hate it too but imma warn you, you get mad at people online and say the wrong thing and you'll have your account deleted lol

Like me

[lavish musk]

Elaborate

[clear tiger]

No thanks, it's a sore spot for me

14yrs down the drain

[lavish musk]

Oh, ait then

[clear tiger]

Yeah back in the day it was cool talking shit, not anymore

So many kids cry about it that we're monitored and banned lol

Exactly

And the monitoring

At least on console

[hexed vigil]

Let’s go just beat a 12 year old in cod screaming curse words

[clear tiger]

Well same but on Xbox although PS2 is where I switched

Now Xbox records audio apparently

[simple iron]

[hexed vigil]

Well huh

[clear tiger]

Shit

[hexed vigil]

I’m chill idc I’ll still say stuff

[simple iron]

I’m going to prison maximum security

[clear tiger]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[azure pecan]

I know

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/prison-jail-bugs-bunny-prison-bugs-bunny-criminal-gif-16919391

[hexed vigil]

I just say it in cod lobbies

[clear tiger]

OOOO the old CoD lobbies

Insanity

[hexed vigil]

I just chill I only say stuff when they say something

[clear tiger]

I remember getting into lobbies and having to take my headset off because all 20 of us were screaming insults at each other and my head hurt

[azure pecan]

terrifying place

do not remind me of them 🙃

[clear tiger]

Like MW2 days

[azure pecan]

mw2 is a classic

[hexed vigil]

Half of my rl insults come from cod

[azure pecan]

black ops 2

😍

and 3

[clear tiger]

No

[azure pecan]

4 was mid

[clear tiger]

1 ftw

[azure pecan]

ghosts was mid

world at war was good imo

[clear tiger]

But idk I stopped playing after 2

[azure pecan]

then ww2 version was good

I've played mostly every cod and I've not even been born to see the release of most of them

[simple iron]

Black cocks 2

[clear tiger]

I just saw a video about a grandpa who was top leaderboard on there

[azure pecan]

infinite warfare imo has a crazy zombie page

[azure pecan]

that's elite

[hexed vigil]

One recent lobby I was in was saying great kill after they died

[azure pecan]

mad

I would be saying some bad stuff

[hexed vigil]

I do say bad stuff

[azure pecan]

there's a point tho

where its too far

[clear tiger]

Yo hwhat

TOO nice

[simple iron]

I got banned from call of duty once

[azure pecan]

how

I know this might seem weird but does anyone remember pixel gun 🙃

[simple iron]

We don’t ask questions

[azure pecan]

I asked a question

[clear tiger]

[simple iron]

I’m not gonna answer

[azure pecan]

pg3d was amazing tho back then imo

🙃

[clear tiger]

I have to go to bed now good night guys

[hexed vigil]

I hate kids that just sit in spawn with snipers

[azure pecan]

whoops

nah j I used to go round wiv snipers like a knife

quick scope or no scope

[hexed vigil]

Hard

[azure pecan]

amateur

[hexed vigil]

Scoping all game

[azure pecan]

mhm tru

wld be annoying

sway and such

[clear tiger]

Your mom

[azure pecan]

Haahah didn't laugh.

that's such a primary skl joke thi

imagine being like 18+ saying thay

you'd get battered from wer I come from 🙃

[past marsh]

[pale lichen]

Excited for our Winter DLC this week. Will the snow come along with that update or closer to Christmas? I forget

[azure pecan]

I hate the snow

no offense but it's like tires r non existent

I've got the progen emerus and it spins about forever as it is

[pale lichen]

I just asked if we think the snow is coming with with the Tuesday DLC

[azure pecan]

and I gave my opinion on the snow 🥲

[past marsh]

Sometime before Christmas for sure

[azure pecan]

I didn't do my wheel spin brub

[pale lichen]

Either this tuesday or the 21st I suppose

[past marsh]

Yeah

[pale lichen]

Still missed my entire question lel

[azure pecan]

honestly idk

I'm surprised it didn't come at December

start of dec

[reef latch]

There was a girl who I knew

She said she care about me

[eager path]

Who ready for new DLC drop tommow for gta online

[reef latch]

Bro

Remove

There was a girl who i knew

She said she care about me

She try to make my world

The way she though she could be

✈️

👧 + 👙

[past marsh]

The update is dropping on Tuesday I ebleievr

Believe*

Unless you’re in a timezone ahead of me

[reef latch]

OMG BROOO

[simple iron]

Poop song

[lavish musk]

[past marsh]

I’m bored, should I take another shower?

[lavish musk]

Go ahead

Don't tell me to take one though

[slow thorn]

I had a doubt
If im planning to do cmm
and I help someone else with their heist and preps soo will it affect my progress ??

[past marsh]

Duub, this one is for you

But I’m pretty sure

[slow thorn]

🤔

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/rickert-hamster-stinky-shower-grittie-gif-23278160

[lavish musk]

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-hank-waterspray-shootself-gif-3461149

[slow thorn]

anyone ??

[past marsh]

Wait, did you search your question up?

[past marsh]

According to google, no.

But I’m not sure

[slow thorn]

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[upper fractal]

Hey, @slow thorn It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[quaint barn]

rockstargames are very quiet for some reason

[warm garden]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-gif-26162796

[quaint barn]

They just went full on batman

[past marsh]

They’re probably just focusing on GTA 6 rn and preparing to launch the GTA online DLC trailer tomorrow or Tuesday

[quaint barn]

Yeah but they need to give us the mfing info

[simple iron]

What if it’s gonna be like the taxi business

[quaint barn]

if they dont drop the new DLC info then it means they abandoned GTAO

[limpid turtle]

Which would prolly mean they're putting more focus into GTA VI

[modest wigeon]

We getting dlc in 2 days g

[wanton hull]

I think you’re thinking too much into this man

[dense plaza]

hi

[snow oxide]

anyone wanna play pm;ome?

[snow oxide]

hello

[heavy wasp]

1 more day until the free GOW DLC. Won't be turning my system of tomorrow night lol. Terrible timing for GTA

[karmic cosmos]

hows everyones night/day

[quaint barn]

💀

[lavish musk]

Been ages since I turned mine off

[lavish flame]

Aint no way im changing my pfp for some crew representing

[warm garden]

[lavish flame]

Oh yea i forgot it comes tomorrow

[rain junco]

Mistake in TGG's map video- the mamba's stadium is the baseball stadium not the Heat arena D:

The mamba's stadium is seen in the leaks with Jason & Lucia walking down the road testing the clothing

[sharp field]

@raw warren

[lavish musk]

[sharp field]

wtf is a gta basement dweller

[lavish musk]

One who sits in his basement all day playing GTA

[sharp field]

?mute @lavish musk 13h

[lavish musk]

bruh

What'd I ever do to you

[raw warren]

@sharp field

[sharp field]

congrats on gaining 500lbs

[lavish musk]

Rookie numbers

[raw warren]

Thanks donkat

[sharp field]

@unreal echo

alr y’all have a nice christmas

[weary ledge]

hello every one