💬┃gorilla-chat

[dense crescent]

sad

i mean if u dont wanna get crashed best choice

every game

its crazy lol

[vale lava]

Yeh bro

[slender plume]

mhmhm takoyaki

I'm sorry

[lilac marlin]

all good we don’t want timmy going yk

[south quest]

my character keeps on getting stuck when pressing E for unlocking gates, etc. in cayo?? and then when my teammate leaves its back to normal

why? and how to fix?

things i tried:
waiting for 15 minutes
restarting the game
restarting my computer

whenever i join back and run the heist again its still the same - i get fucking stuck

i even tried reinstalling the game

[foggy wolf]

mreeeeow

[raw warren]

should I sell

[lavish musk]

Get fucked loser 👋

[fierce inlet]

lol

[lost schooner]

[edgy mango]

Wild

[lost schooner]

absolutely wild

[minor kelp]

👋

[granite raptor]

Are the diamonds still available in casino hesit

[upper fractal]

Hey, @granite raptor It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[raw warren]

just like him last night

*her

[granite raptor]

Pk thx

[edgy mango]

crazy

[royal roost]

Is that the BMI

He left nvm

@lavish flame a little bit more weight and you'll have first degree obesity fatass

[lost schooner]

Dont be ashamed to admit it was a he we all know you

[raw warren]

oi i'm not gay

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/what-you-sure-you-sure-about-that-dog-watching-gif-26139783

[fiery cove]

First thing i see

[brittle creek]

Guys

I just got an xbox, how tf do I turn down the volume?

Shit's making my ears bleed

[fiery cove]

you can decrease voice by tv remote

[brittle creek]

Thank you

[dawn holly]

Should have gotten a ps5 instead

[near patrol]

The one screenshot I have

[raw warren]

we dont talk about that

[near patrol]

We will

[boreal arrow]

@near patrol why aren’t you a mod anymore

[near patrol]

I will be mod when I'm no longer stressed abt uni

[grizzled thunder]

How can I get bot master tag? Anyone know

[boreal arrow]

Well, good luck ig

[honest crag]

Drop out of uni, become full time mod

[lavish flame]

Xbox gta I so much lamer then Playstation gta PC gta is a whole nother level

[near patrol]

Nah cus once this year is done I'm doing an apprenticeship

Fuck courses

[honest crag]

Hell yeah, whats the apprenticeship for

[near patrol]

Paramedic maybe

[lavish musk]

[honest crag]

That's sick, best of luck with it

[near patrol]

Thanks

[vernal perch]

yooo

i need help guys

i made my english teacher mad cause i kept whistling in his class

what should i do?

[wanton hull]

Best of luck to you bro, you got this

[near patrol]

Don't whistle

[near patrol]

[vernal perch]

its a habit that i cant get rid of

plus he already wrote me up, and the only way out of this is to get him to forgive me

[vivid flax]

yo

[raw warren]

good luck

hope I can call you when I get a heart attack

[near patrol]

Apologise to him in the best way you can and assure him you won't do it again

[near patrol]

I'll kill you but make sure u call me

[brittle creek]

Nah m8, xbox gang

[raw warren]

[chilly wadi]

nintendo wii clears

[fiery cove]

Eat healthy and use olive oil

[dawn holly]

bruh no lol you have to pay to play like all multiplayer games

microsoft is a scam

[fiery cove]

cough cough playstation plus

[raw warren]

nah

we vibing that street food oil

with butter and cheese

anyone interested?

[dawn holly]

at least you dont need to pay for ps+ to play multiplayer games

[fiery cove]

[fiery cove]

Nice selection

[queen wren]

Hmm

[fiery cove]

I don't think you can play gta online without ps plus,can you?

[queen wren]

How did u get thst on ur profile

[raw warren]

thanks man

can I interest you in 2 reborn babies?

[dawn holly]

i can

played many times before

[queen wren]

Only free games

[fiery cove]

^

[queen wren]

How u got that on ur profile picture

[dawn holly]

got what

[raw warren]

it costs money

10$

[dawn holly]

yeah but thats the thing lmao on xbox you pay 10$ a month so u can play a free mp game

[fiery cove]

Nah

@raw warren saw in but
Cow you got some explaining to do

@full violet stop lurking

[dawn holly]

buy nitro for 10$ claim those things and chargeback

[amber scroll]

yo just returned can someone tell me if some big changes happened since May?

[queen wren]

It sounds like violation lmfao

[fiery cove]

If you get gamepass ultimate you get that nitro subscription for month

[dawn holly]

nah tbf tho i think i was supposed to lose that when my nitro expired but i didnt

[marble osprey]

bruh

[dawn holly]

didnt lose my server booster thingy either even tho i aint boostin no servers

[brittle creek]

You don't even need game pass to play free multiplayer games, tf

[wanton hull]

im pretty sure you lose the benefits immediately

[fiery cove]

It's bug which allows that if you mess up with that thing rn you'll loose it

[gray quartz]

hi

[oblique ridge]

Hello everyone

It's been a ages since I used discord

[brittle creek]

Welcome back mate 🫡

[dawn holly]

you sure? my brother has xbox and he needs to pay 10$ a month for what ever that is to play fortnite

[swift umbra]

wait someone still has the Pizza name?

[oblique ridge]

Ohhh hoi soilder how u doing

[brittle creek]

That's the battle pass 💀

[brittle creek]

Yessir

[oblique ridge]

@brittle creek one big cheese pizza with pinpaple 😆

[dawn holly]

what lmao you dont need to buy fn battle pass to play the game

[swift umbra]

that's actually not a pizza. but a crime

[oblique ridge]

Call me crime cuz I am at my bank robbing prime mate

[brittle creek]

Idk what you're on about, fortnite is f2p on any platform last time I checked

[oblique ridge]

Ur nik my real name is Nikhil nice to meet you fellow Nik.

[swift umbra]

that's for the xbox online stuff, that's not in any way related to the games

[swift umbra]

my name isn't nik

[dawn holly]

it is free obv but you need to pay 10$ a month to playon xbox

[oblique ridge]

I paid 50 cent bro wtf

[oblique ridge]

I am teribbley sorry for my weird assumption forgive me sire

[oblique ridge]

Hey no hate but L.to the xbox.players tbh

[dawn holly]

thats what im saying

[oblique ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-gif-16453072321372676959

[swift umbra]

level 30 needed for gif perms

[dawn holly]

microsoft is trying to make bank by not letting kids play free games

[oblique ridge]

Fuk me

[raw warren]

indian?

[forest elbow]

Need help

[swift umbra]

yea, that's the plan behind everything that's ever been sold. making money

[forest elbow]

With casino perp

[swift umbra]

not wasting it

[upper fractal]

Hey @forest elbow, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[dawn holly]

money aint real

[oblique ridge]

Yes mate nice to meet ya baroda

[raw warren]

hello there

[oblique ridge]

Neither women

[raw warren]

caan I be racist to my own people

[oblique ridge]

Can I use the n word to my own ppl

[swift umbra]

if it was just me, sure. But I think other people don't like that

no

N-word is banned for everyone

[raw warren]

💀

[oblique ridge]

😆 aighr

[dawn holly]

pretty sure aliens created them

[raw warren]

fair rnough

[swift umbra]

if you don't want to be called a certain word then don't use it yourself either

[raw warren]

rnighs

enough

fkin hell this keyboard

[swift umbra]

typing issues cow?

[raw warren]

my keyboard is messed up

[oblique ridge]

Yeahh after gender stuff it's confirmed

[swift umbra]

imagine

[oblique ridge]

Just be honest it's 8 years after I had my first realtion here on discord

So it's kinda anniversary for me

[oblique ridge]

I just did bro

[gray quartz]

why whhen i do ko i get cought in the elovator

[oblique ridge]

U mean cayo perico

[gray quartz]

ye

[oblique ridge]

Okay

Skill issue mate

Or hardware

[gray quartz]

damn i should of thought

[oblique ridge]

I got both issue's 😆

[gray quartz]

no when i leave after getting the main objective thare is a blue cone that goes through like 6 walls and i get cought

[oblique ridge]

I remember I used get ppl do my sale.mission cuz I know my laptop is shity

[gray quartz]

L

[fiery cove]

You mean car people?

[oblique ridge]

Easy way go on rampage mate

Hey are car ppl.comunity is good bro I like them

Is hackuchu drag real my question

[gray quartz]

its happened 1 time still in the basement at the finger print to the key way and 2 times in the office leaving the elovator

[oblique ridge]

Just kill everyone

[gray quartz]

then i dont get elite challange

and i only seam to get toqila

[oblique ridge]

Look it's tequila

The worst thing u could.have gotten

Just kill everyone best part

[gray quartz]

ive done it about 20 times goten dimond once bonds 2 times and gem necolice 1once rest were teqiola

[oblique ridge]

This game reigged tbh

[swift umbra]

no, stereotypical jokes about your own country

I find them funny but there's a lot of people that don't

[fiery cove]

Woke age

[oblique ridge]

What

Tf u guys fighting about

Hellooo

[dawn holly]

hi

[swift umbra]

About how soft people are nowadays

people can't take jokes anymore

[oblique ridge]

Yeah I am so out I am in different multiverse

[fiery cove]

Netflix effect

[swift umbra]

more the: we're giving idiots on twitter priorities over the actually sensible

[oblique ridge]

are we gonna ignore that how ppl look themselves is now a joke too

[oblique ridge]

Nah that just mental sickness

[fiery cove]

I uninstalled it never felt peace like that

[swift umbra]

Never had twitter, never will

[fiery cove]

Instagram is second tiktok

[oblique ridge]

I hated it and always will

[oblique ridge]

Better than twitter worse than tiktok tbh

[raw warren]

you just explained woke culture

[swift umbra]

this is the stuff I find the absolute worst myself

[raw warren]

there is nothing they can take normally

everything is offensive to them

[swift umbra]

literally changing traffic lights and such so that people who consider themselves something different feel included

[raw warren]

I hate to say but I know some people like them

[fiery cove]

I came across old carryminati video today and realised how much of downfall YouTube has become now

[oblique ridge]

Ur forgetting the sugar shet

[oblique ridge]

I hate to say some of my classmate love their own cousin 😆

[swift umbra]

like why? when I'm looking at a traffic light I don't need to know that it's ok to be lgbtq, I want to cross the god damn road

its a fucking traffic hazard changing all those signs

[raw warren]

Remember when we landed on moon? so yeah there were 2 pigs arguing with everyone how nasa did it a lot before

[fiery cove]

I don't understand what does it mean?

[raw warren]

like man learn to be happy

[oblique ridge]

Yep but beast boy is still good

[raw warren]

if you cant atleast stay silent

[fiery cove]

Lol

[swift umbra]

well here in the netherlands people have decided that traffic lights instead of a stickman that turns red or green it has to be a man and a woman now so that people feel included

like wtf

[fiery cove]

[raw warren]

and when I counter argued their response was "we're liberals we see things differently"

[covert phoenix]

E

[swift umbra]

when I want to cross the road I couldn't care less about who's on the god damn sign. all I know is I want to cross the road

[covert phoenix]

Oh the cool downs fixed

[fiery cove]

Libtards in a nutshell

[fierce inlet]

fuck that shit and js walk lol

[oblique ridge]

I thought u were scolding me

😆

[raw warren]

oh lmao

[oblique ridge]

Man puck youb

[raw warren]

indian libers trying not to hate on their own culture: challenge impossible

[fierce inlet]

who actually likes india tho

[fiery cove]

Man every woke bullshit i see on internet I wonder how do people get time for that

[oblique ridge]

U should get rid of that yes yeee as hair cut bro @raw warren

[raw warren]

I'm not talking talking about u am I?

[raw warren]

on it

[fierce inlet]

do i care

no

[oblique ridge]

It's a hole that's it

[loud kiln]

Mxd only likes siege

[raw warren]

looks like you defo do

[fierce inlet]

i like women

[fierce inlet]

no

[raw warren]

the women he likes:

[oblique ridge]

I thought u said sage from valorant

[loud kiln]

Nice music

[fiery cove]

They're gonna hate themselves in future

[raw warren]

honestly tho imagine marrying her

[oblique ridge]

U scared me

[raw warren]

I would rather kms

[fierce inlet]

do u even understand it lol

[loud kiln]

Theres no real people who play that game

[swift umbra]

since when are you into the andre hazes?

[oblique ridge]

They still do ig

[loud kiln]

Sukkel dat je bent

[fierce inlet]

since when didnt i

[fierce inlet]

hou je kanker bek gap

[raw warren]

hopefully this helps

[fiery cove]

He's into all wierd stuff

[oblique ridge]

Leave me alone I know I m bad

[fierce inlet]

nah what

excuse us

nah

aint no u way u said that

[loud kiln]

Down bad u mean

[oblique ridge]

Noo mate

[fiery cove]

Thanks i was trying to sleep

[oblique ridge]

This is funny huh

[raw warren]

no problem

now we can stay up together

[oblique ridge]

English not englishing

[fierce inlet]

@swift umbra is this guy silly or what he js called andre weird

💀

[loud kiln]

Nah hes speaking facts

[raw warren]

?afk

[upper fractal]

@raw warren I set your AFK: AFK

[oblique ridge]

I have a question

[fiery cove]

I dent knew englund helph mee lern it

[fierce inlet]

nah g

go back to roffa

[oblique ridge]

About lgbtq community

[fiery cove]

I don't even know who he is

[fierce inlet]

exactly

[loud kiln]

Thats pretty gay ngl

[fiery cove]

There's guy named archo he knows more about it

[oblique ridge]

Lgbtq + what does this mean
Perium membership of gay 😆

[fierce inlet]

he got mad cause i pinged him last time

[loud kiln]

How tf should i know

[oblique ridge]

😆

[loud kiln]

Ask @fierce inlet hes gay

[fiery cove]

You're suppose to email him before ping 🤡

[oblique ridge]

😆

Aye chat chill

[fierce inlet]

says the one thats coming uit rotterdam

kk kakker

[loud kiln]

Kakkers komen nie uit Rotterdam

[fierce inlet]

kakkerlakken

[oblique ridge]

What language is this

[loud kiln]

Chinese

[fierce inlet]

german

[loud kiln]

Schweinhund

[oblique ridge]

Baka

[fierce inlet]

@loud kiln is speaking yappanese

[oblique ridge]

😆

[loud kiln]

What is blud yapping about

[fiery cove]

Anime language

[fierce inlet]

lol

[oblique ridge]

Indeed

Hentai language

[gray quartz]

ik

[oblique ridge]

Hey u guys got muted cuz u have were arguing with someone and then u both get .muted so u go to the the

Dms to yapp about it

[gray quartz]

boo what

[fierce inlet]

?

[deft kindle]

Hi

[fierce inlet]

lol markus

[fierce inlet]

where u been g

[oblique ridge]

Heyo bro how are you

[gray quartz]

your mom

[oblique ridge]

What

Aight see y guys

[lavish musk]

@lavish flame Get yo ass on Madden

👍

[native quest]

👍

[eager sentinel]

What’s this community helper role

[gray quartz]

yes

[lost schooner]

That shit been around for ages...

[maiden quartz]

[hushed raven]

Yo

[hushed raven]

Stupid little Rick thought he knew shit but didn't know shit - Negan

[lean pelican]

So what are you guys doing for Christmas?

[cunning void]

[simple iron]

Mrs Claus

[hushed raven]

[gray quartz]

yoooooo can you bring my dad for christmas

[hushed raven]

[simple iron]

Yeah that’s not possible

[gray quartz]

why not

[simple iron]

Well he won’t let go of the milk and I’m lazy

[gray quartz]

ok

so he has the milk

so he should be coming back soon

[lavish flame]

[hushed raven]

"are you crashing the car pulling us all over again?"

[lavish flame]

I can drive like drive cj

[lost schooner]

@raw warren

[edgy mango]

Your mother

[lavish flame]

I think we should have a old school car of the week next year fr

I'd like to seem sum Broadways z types and that one car that's based on a Roosevelt fr

It would be fun

[loud kiln]

U are literally 14 yo

[edgy mango]

People are doing it at 12 and 13 💀

Also 14

[gleaming vine]

That’s actually sad asf

[edgy mango]

True

[civic juniper]

Modded account for sell rank 1488 213 million

5$

[olive veldt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/746516241405050890.gif?size=512&name=WholeSquad_Laughing&quality=lossless

[chilly wadi]

$1

[inland meadow]

I need people to do the Dax missions whit I’m on ps4 and my psn is primeMVP-_- I’m on the 3 one I think

[simple iron]

Your banned

[chilly wadi]

*you’re

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[orchid laurel]

(Verse 1)
In the city of Los Santos, where legends roam,
We're waiting for a sequel, a place to call home.
Rockstar, oh Rockstar, where's the next chapter?
GTA 6, we're longing for the rapture.

(Pre-Chorus)
The streets are buzzing, the rumors unfold,
Yet GTA 6's tale remains untold.
In the silence, we're yearning for the sound,
Of a new adventure waiting to be found.

(Chorus)
GTA 6, where are you now?
Lost in the echoes, the city somehow.
Rockstar, let the story unfold,
In the pixels of the stories yet to be told.

(Verse 2)
From Vice City's beaches to Liberty's streets,
We've roamed the landscapes, where each tale meets.
But the clock is ticking, the fans are in suspense,
For the next installment, the next intense.

(Pre-Chorus)
Speculations rise like the morning sun,
GTA 6, the wait's begun.
In the virtual silence, the fans convene,
For the next blockbuster, the unseen.

(Chorus)
GTA 6, where are you now?
Lost in the echoes, the city somehow.
Rockstar, let the story unfold,
In the pixels of the stories yet to be told.

(Bridge)
In the forums and discussions, the hype takes flight,
Every teaser and leak, fans hold tight.
Rockstar, are you crafting the ultimate scheme?
GTA 6, a gamer's dream.

(Verse 3)
From the Vinewood hills to the desert's embrace,
We're ready for the chaos, the high-speed chase.
Rockstar, the fans are in a trance,
Waiting for the moment, the game's advance.

(Pre-Chorus)
The city's skyline whispers the name,
GTA 6, the longing's the same.
In the digital silence, the anticipation grows,
For the next masterpiece, the excitement flows.

(Chorus)
GTA 6, where are you now?
Lost in the echoes, the city somehow.
Rockstar, let the story unfold,
In the pixels of the stories yet to be told.

(Outro)
As the loading screen fades, the city awaits,
GTA 6, open the gates.
Rockstar, take us on a ride,
In the virtual world, where dreams coincide.

[simple iron]

No one reading that

[orchid laurel]

It's a song

[lavish flame]

How are you guys? Sorry for not being active i was sick :((

[past marsh]

Hope you're feeling better, not doing so bad my self.

[brave heron]

What's better level 1 security passes or level 2 for diamond casino heist big con

[past marsh]

level 2

[brave heron]

Ok thanks

[past marsh]

Np, and I recommend practicing the fingerprint hack (if you've never done it before)

[chilly wadi]

how much are the sessions?

[loud kiln]

Bro wants the sloppy toppy

[past marsh]

😭

[lavish musk]

@past marsh C'mon, you know better

[gray quartz]

damn

[toxic flicker]

Zzz

[lavish musk]

😴

[past marsh]

I just realized she was a seller after I sent my original message 😭

[lavish musk]

Not that lol

I meant as in

You know damn well that I do in fact shower..... every 3 years

[past marsh]

New record?

[lavish musk]

Guess so

[past marsh]

I’m proud of you

[lavish musk]

Thx dad

[past marsh]

Np son. Just clean your room now

[simple iron]

[past marsh]

[simple iron]

@past marsh your son bought weed from me

[lavish musk]

If I get a reward then sure

[past marsh]

Wtfdym? He’s a nice and good son who occasionally plays EA titles.

[simple iron]

Check his pockets

[lavish musk]

I'm a good guy, I only bought cocaine

[simple iron]

[zealous temple]

Anyone wanna gamble in blackjack?

[past marsh]

Son, stop spelling and saying it like that. It's pronounced "coca-cola" or "coke" for short.

[lavish musk]

Bullshit

I bought 1 gram of it

It's white powdery-stuff and I'm supposed to eat it with my nose

[past marsh]

@simple iron Put him on the naughty list

[simple iron]

Good idea

[lavish musk]

Bruh

Ok fine

Since I'm on the naughty list anyways, I might as well just admit that I stole it

[simple iron]

You getting coal for Christmas

[lavish musk]

I'm a grown ass man, I need it in this cold weather

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

Except you, you silly child

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

[past marsh]

And you're like 10+ years older than me and calling me dad

[lavish musk]

🤢

[modest wigeon]

Can I say sweaw wowds

[simple iron]

I’m Santa and a drug kingpin

[past marsh]

Moist critical, what are you on about?

[modest wigeon]

How much for a gram of crystal

[past marsh]

how much for a gram of love

[simple iron]

7million dollars

[lavish musk]

Nothing, come here sweetheart 😘

[modest wigeon]

It’s free g

[modest wigeon]

Bruv why can’t I add reactions

[past marsh]

Yo Dutch, here's another screenshot

[past marsh]

Low level I think

[modest wigeon]

Goofy ahh Server

[lavish musk]

Ya gonna blackmail me ya li'l shit?

[past marsh]

😭

[lavish musk]

You see @past marsh

All this GTA V grinding made me miserable

[modest wigeon]

I wanna say em but ain’t tryina get banned

Part of my daily vocabulary bruv

[lavish musk]

Lol

[past marsh]

Ever considered taking a break?

[lavish musk]

Fuck. No. Not. In. 100. Years.

[pulsar crystal]

hi

just smoked 10 joints anyone got advice?

[lavish musk]

Yeah, smoke 10 more

[pulsar crystal]

im i gonna od?

[lavish musk]

No idea

[pulsar crystal]

only one way to find out im i right

[lavish musk]

Yep

Best of luck

[pulsar crystal]

thanks

[lavish musk]

[blazing summit]

If anyone wanna play the Cayo perico heist with me.Msg please try to save up to 25mil for dec dlc.Ps5 and preferred language would be Urdu,Hindi and English

[simple iron]

#1031671872439451729

[past marsh]

Santa. How much do your Elfs get paid per hour?

And what do they do every non-christmas season

[simple iron]

They get paid 30$ an hour and they work on my weed farm

[pulsar crystal]

shit lemme be an elf

im 13 blunts in

[simple iron]

You gonna smoke all the weed

[tall star]

oops

[pulsar crystal]

yeah

[modest wigeon]

Bro I’m black

[pulsar crystal]

im 15 blunts

[modest wigeon]

Share bruv

[pulsar crystal]

16

u guys think i can smoke 20?

i have 1 once blunts

[modest wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/100-gif-19844922

[pulsar crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/yeahh-gif-25557835

[pulsar crystal]

ive smked 18 onces

[simple iron]

Why not grow your own

[pulsar crystal]

in portland i got it for 2$ a pound

i also do meth sometimes

https://tenor.com/view/wierd-face-high-i-love-meth-gif-5000646329523108782

https://tenor.com/view/hot-girl-beat-it-hand-job-beat-the-meat-gif-15596830

wrong server mb

[lavish musk]

That gif name says enough

Sup

[wary cobalt]

Y’all hyped for GTA 6 Online

[lavish musk]

If it's any good then for sure

If it's a dissapointment though....

[wary cobalt]

Are they gonna make new servers?

[lavish musk]

They better have dedicated servers lol

Instead of peer2peer like now

[wary cobalt]

Or are they just gonna transition current GTA Online

And just work off of that

I hope not that’d be gay

[wary cobalt]

This

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

Cheaper to maintain shit servers lol

[simple iron]

Imagine they just make gta 6 like Fivem

[wary cobalt]

Stfu Santa 😭

Bro they better add gyms man

[lavish musk]

Disappointed

[simple iron]

Am Santa

[wary cobalt]

Im tired of having the basic ahh Joe from Starbucks figure

We honestly need a lot of things to come back from the San Andreas era

[simple iron]

Hope we can start a mafia 🙏🙏

[lavish musk]

@simple iron I don't need yo presents, I'm making enough

[simple iron]

I can make that by selling 300 pounds of weed

[lavish musk]

okay then

How much u want?

Fine

[simple iron]

Let me get 5$ for a slimjim

[lavish musk]

no.

Actually

[simple iron]

I’ll put you in the nice list and give you a girlfriend that plays gta

[lavish musk]

Fuck no

In that case, no

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

I don't need women

@simple iron I want you to surpass me, ait? You must beat my Playtime in GTA or else I'm gonna kidnap Rudolph

[pulsar crystal]

oh god ive smoked 24 ounces

and 4 ounces of meth

[simple iron]

Go ahead he keeps eating my plants

[lavish musk]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-vibe-car-gif-26021147

[pulsar crystal]

ima smoke some fent

[lavish musk]

Ah frick, my blackmailing didn't work

[simple iron]

Buddy you are going to die

[lavish musk]

Nah who needs women when GTA brings you all the joy you need

[pulsar crystal]

only 3 ounces

[simple iron]

you could be making profit but you smoking it all

[pulsar crystal]

i live in portland so drugs cheao

[lavish musk]

No but I love them

The creators of this game + the game itself

[pulsar crystal]

should i smoke fent

yes or no

[lavish musk]

Nah buddy

You smoked enough

[simple iron]

So smuggle the stuff to America find a buyer

[pulsar crystal]

good idea

[lavish musk]

@lavish flame Believe me, I played enough GTA to know I'll stick to this game until they shut it down

[pulsar crystal]

im hungry af what should i get

[simple iron]

Glizzy

[pulsar crystal]

what should i get dilved

I feel this weed

[simple iron]

Bro is like wade in the strip club

[lavish musk]

Been sitting there since 2013

Until 2022

[pulsar crystal]

i have 0 priv dances

but i do have 33 sex acts

[simple iron]

Rookie

[pulsar crystal]

I just smoked 24 ounces of weed what should i eat

[lavish musk]

You shouldn't eat, go seek help instead

[simple iron]

Proof

[pulsar crystal]

there is no help

i sold my dog for weed money

[simple iron]

Bro is broke

[pulsar crystal]

its cheap but when u smoke 2 or 3 pounds a say it adds up

and i got fired because i had drugs in my system

should i sell my car?

[simple iron]

Well maybe stop doing drugs

[pulsar crystal]

i cant

[simple iron]

Yes you can

[pulsar crystal]

im addicted

[simple iron]

how old are you

[pulsar crystal]

25

man ik i neea stop but i cant

fuck you

you just ruined my high

im addicted to that bs

i cant stop

ive been doing it for 4 years

the longest break ever had is 1 week

i got fired for drugs so i cant get hired

anywhere

it takes money to make money

by my lifes true passion selling drugs?

ive been on meth ever seince ive been 21

[cunning void]

Oop they got muted

[south quest]

he’s the real snoop dogg he told me

[pulsar crystal]

me?

should i quit drugs

[past hearth]

is there a way for me to get my money on new gen aswell? i didnt migrate my acc the first time bc my friend is on old gen

[wary cobalt]

How do you migrate accounts? I remember I had one on 360 and I had no idea how to migrate it.

[past hearth]

only thing you can migrate from old gen. once u go into current gen gta it gives you a pop up

[past hearth]

pretty sure you can only migrate from old gen bc all the modders were giving free cash and online shutdown

[wary cobalt]

Dang that’s gay

Oh well

So wait, when I buy my series S does that mean I’ll have to create a whole different character?

[past hearth]

is series S current gen im not familliar with xbox?

[final ivy]

ayo nah dude smoking special herbs

[past hearth]

who

[final ivy]

snoop dog

[simple iron]

Fr

[past hearth]

thought bro quit

[simple iron]

Nah he said that for a ad

[final ivy]

ayo whats the news about gta 6?

[simple iron]

Trailer dropping in December I believe

[pulsar palm]

Its gonna take place in India and will constantly have traffic

So you cant ever drive and have fun but there will will hundreds of npcs to kill each sidewalk

[simple iron]

We can fly helicopters and blow the npc up

[pulsar palm]

I would drop carpet bombs

[mystic stream]

@wooden dagger

[mystic stream]

are u gonna ban me

@tropic fossil

[wind trout]

I'd appreciate it if we didn't spam the same sticker guys

How was everyone's day

[mystic stream]

are u gonna ban me

[lavish musk]

Same as always

[wind trout]

No, but I can warn for it if need be

[mystic stream]

noooo please

dont warn me please

[lavish musk]

Fr.

[wind trout]

Just talk about something

[lavish musk]

Something

[wind trout]

My day went pretty well

I got a major opportunity to perform at a concert with the best musicians in my state

Alright man

[mystic stream]

noooo please

[lavish musk]

Nice

He's an alt anyways so whatever

[wind trout]

Anyways

I'm excited about my concert

I'm not going to one to watch

I'm performing in one

I play an in

Instrument

I'm picking up singing though with choir

Clarinet, 5 years

Been playing alto sax on the side little less than a year

Along with learning a bit of piano

Actually shut up

I'm talented asf

[simple iron]

I played guitar 3 years

[wind trout]

I've been wanting to learn guitar so badly

[simple iron]

electric guitar is noice

[gray quartz]

man. this fucking cayo bug is fucking crazy

getting cought in the basement or the elovator right after you take the main objective

[quartz hawk]

Is it possible to get some one on lfg

[storm bane]

Hii

[hoary venture]

hello neighbor

[minor kelp]

[raw warren]

how does my pikachu cake look

[minor kelp]

don't eat it otherwise u will die

[fiery cove]

Looks like offbrand pikachu

[minor kelp]

looks toxic

[simple iron]

Did you take a dookie on it

[shy goblet]

😭😭😭

Double it and give it to the next person

🤨🤨🤨

👍

🤨

12 am hot santa

😭😭😭

[lavish musk]

@lavish flame I hate this

[simple iron]

Ye

[crimson drum]

Anyone wanna join our discord server

Dm

[wary lynx]

You guys should like, totally join my gta discord server

[crimson drum]

Anyone wanna join our discord server

[wary lynx]

Like rn

Anyone wanna join our discord server

Anyone wanna join our discord server

Anyone wanna join our discord server

Anyone wanna join our discord server

Anyone wanna join our discord server

[crimson drum]

Join my discord I run panther cayos

[wary lynx]

Mines better

I run 2 panther cayos

[crimson drum]

Wow

Join my discord I run panther cayos

I run how much you want

[wary lynx]

Shoot

I guess you have me beat

[crimson drum]

Ik

[wary lynx]

Boosy

[crimson drum]

Wait

Actually

[wary lynx]

Yeah man

[crimson drum]

I feel

Like u are a scammer

[wary lynx]

I feel too

NO

[little trench]

i.

[crimson drum]

Join my discord I run panther cayos

[wary lynx]

I

[crimson drum]

I

[wary lynx]

I.

[crimson drum]

I

[wary lynx]

i.

[crimson drum]

I.

I.

I.

I.

I.

[simple iron]

shut

[crimson drum]

Hush

[wary lynx]

SANTA

[crimson drum]

Fatty you eat all the cookies at night

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/pon-gif-15097379091171620462

[crimson drum]

Fun fact when did I ask

[wary lynx]

[crimson drum]

Nerd

[wary lynx]

I’m mad at you Santa

I was a big fan

[crimson drum]

Hi

[wary lynx]

Hi

[crimson drum]

Santa

[simple iron]

Brother self promo not allowed

[wary lynx]

Can I have members for Christmas?

[crimson drum]

I’m doing

[wary lynx]

I’m doing too

[crimson drum]

Right?

@simple iron

[wary lynx]

@simple iron

Wanna join?

[simple iron]

no but I’ll be getting you guys muted

[wary lynx]

Free cookies and milk

Why

It’s fun

[crimson drum]

Shiver me timbers

[wary lynx]

[crimson drum]

So scared

[wary lynx]

I’m vewy scared

[crimson drum]

This guy is funny

[wary lynx]

[raw warren]

https://tenor.com/view/theoreocat-cats-pets-funny-cats-facetime-gif-25245725

[wary lynx]

Hi cow

[crimson drum]

Oh hi

[raw warren]

Hi

[crimson drum]

How are u tonight

[raw warren]

pretty good

wbu

[wary lynx]

You seem like a well educated fellow

Which means that your smart enough to know that you should totally join our server.

Unlike Santa

Who has cookies for brains

No offense Santa

[crimson drum]

@raw warren

[wary lynx]

😔

[crimson drum]

Where r u

[wary lynx]

He’s gone

[simple iron]

no one is joining your server

[wary lynx]

I’m sad

Why

[crimson drum]

U will

[wary lynx]

I don’t see why people won’t just give it a try

We’re here putting ourselves out there

[crimson drum]

We give free panther Cayos

[wary lynx]

We’re trying really hard

[simple iron]

no

[wary lynx]

Are you on pc Santa?

[simple iron]

Yes but I’m still not joining

[crimson drum]

Ok

[wary lynx]

Santa

Can I have a baby yoda for Christmas?

Also

I love cookies too

[simple iron]

no mods online so guess we have to wait

[crimson drum]

Ok dumb dumb

Idc

[wary lynx]

Soooo

No baby yoda?

[upper fractal]

boosy0001 was muted. | No reason given.

[simple iron]

Dizzle also

[wary lynx]

Please

I’ll stop

Honest

[simple iron]

also can’t you ban them from self promo?

[wary lynx]

Santa

You no fun

[simple iron]

Trolls they got banned

[raw warren]

hello

[raw warren]

[swift umbra]

[onyx olive]

is there a modded vehicle channel

[ornate pond]

Who wanna do diamond casino

[sharp lark]

where is the gun van today?

[upper fractal]

Hey @ornate pond, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

Hey, @sharp lark It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[raw warren]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-sharzad-kiadeh-happy-dance-grooving-dance-moves-gif-25122010

[hollow cypress]

What

[silk nebula]

Hello

[wary cobalt]

Ha ha ha Haaland EY!

[swift umbra]

Overrated, as are all football players

[lavish musk]

'ItS sOcCeR!!!"

[swift umbra]

It’s not

[lavish musk]

[simple iron]

[molten wyvern]

Inky pinky ponky
Father bought a donky
Donky died, father cried
Inky pinky ponky

[raw warren]

I was with a guy, we were hanging out. I told him I liked him and he started blushing a lot. He was super cute and tall 🥺 🥺When he started blushing I got a boner but in the end he rejected me ):

[loud kiln]

Why are you gay?

[raw warren]

I'm not

accidentally wrote guy instead of girl*

[swift umbra]

I said the same in #🌟exclusive🌟

[upper fractal]

@lavish flame I set your AFK: I’m sleeping but if you want make sure to call @edgy mango a stinky stick while I’m sleeping

[chilly wadi]

why’d you warn me

silly individual

stop airing my question

i wanna know where the “toxicity” was

[swift umbra]

If you think you’ve been wrongfully warned, please make an appeal ticket and explain to us why you think the warn should be removed

[chilly wadi]

no bruh

i did already

i wanna hear for you

why you warned me

i didn’t even say anything and then get warned for being toxic

and muted for 3 hours

[swift umbra]

If you think you’ve been wrongfully warned, please make an appeal ticket and explain to us why you think the warn should be removed

[near patrol]

Bro is still pressed over the mute 💀🙏

[swift umbra]

Ikr

[chilly wadi]

blud can’t read

[chilly wadi]

they just warning me for no reason

[near patrol]

How many days has it been since the toxicity warn

[swift umbra]

2 days

[near patrol]

If it were me I'd add an extra warn 🤣

[chilly wadi]

mod abuse

all of them doing it

crazy

[swift umbra]

very tempted to do so

[chilly wadi]

then explain to me

[near patrol]

LMAO

[chilly wadi]

then i’ll stop asking

[near patrol]

Good luck niek

[chilly wadi]

really that simple

[near patrol]

💀

[chilly wadi]

or

just don’t warn me at all

[edgy mango]

Or don't complain

[chilly wadi]

if it was valid

then sure

but it’s not

[lavish flame]

Shut up

Your girlfriend look like my mom

[chilly wadi]

your mom must be hot then

what’s her facebook?

[lavish flame]

That's her facebook

[chilly wadi]

cheers mate

now gonna touch myself to it

👍

[azure vault]

Money is tight,

Which vehicle should I purchase?

• stromberg (this car flies, yeah? )
• avenger (what are the benefits? )
• oppressor mk II (I've been trying to get this but I keep having to buy items that'll help me)

I've 3 million right now

[swift umbra]

Avenger might be the best of the list

But I wouldn’t get any of them

stromberg doesn't fly, but goes into the water (toreador is better). avenger and deppressor are too expensive if you don't have a lot of money

[carmine sentinel]

hey anyone here to play gta online parkour

[upper fractal]

Hey @carmine sentinel, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[raw warren]

[swift umbra]

[mystic thicket]

mf trying to public shame lmao L @swift umbra fr Also I wasn't even on the fuck did i type lmao

[near patrol]

fr

[edgy mango]

hi chat

My dad is 51 today!!!!

[swift umbra]

congrats!

[edgy mango]

Thanks

Gave him a BCF voucher with a card and tiramisu cake

[fiery cove]

are you high?

[gilded sleet]

why is everyone in this game so toxic, just be normal omfg

i just got fucking booted because my car looked nicer 😭😭😭

rockstar really needs to do something about the fucking modders i cant take it anymorwe

[chilly wadi]

#🏎┃vehicle-flex show the car

[gilded sleet]

okay

[near patrol]

Pc players

[gilded sleet]

its ridiculous. i was on ps4 before switching and in every single lobby theres some 13 year old modder just needing, yes, fucking having the OBLIGATION to annoy everyone...

[near patrol]

im sticking to ps4

[gilded sleet]

yeah till gta 6 comes out, I do hope theyll integrate an actual anticheat in that one

[near patrol]

its 50-50

but ppl will most likely find a loophole

[gilded sleet]

and a fucking age verification systen

sytzem

sytzenm

system

[near patrol]

lmao

[gilded sleet]

under 18 year olds are all insufferable

[near patrol]

its mostly under 16s

[gilded sleet]

all of them

straight to hell

i hate children

[near patrol]

agreed

[dawn holly]

So you hate yourself?

[fiery cove]

On pc people have direct access to files so it's quite easy

[near patrol]

Pc has its own disadvantages

[fiery cove]

Gta isn't only game which has modders most major Dev's give up on pc

[knotty sky]

Greetings Guys, Hope you have a great day ahead❤️

[near patrol]

true

[near patrol]

is @lost schooner an annoying cousin?

[knotty sky]

😂

Maybe gotta see if i invite him to christmas gatherings this year he better not steal my bread

[near patrol]

he stole all my food

[knotty sky]

As member of the racoon federation stealing from humans deserves an award stealing from fellow racoon, nuh nuh

[near patrol]

smh

he even steals my garbage???

[knotty sky]

https://tenor.com/view/racoon-dumpsterracoon-gif-27182277

Garbage is like gold for us little animals

[near patrol]

is that him?

istg ill kick him out of this universe if my food goes missing again

[knotty sky]

We know our way back to your filled plate with delicious food items

[near patrol]

smh

time to find a new hiding place

[knotty sky]

Not a good thing

Let me go get my other racoon commrades

[near patrol]

Ill make sure to add laxatives to all of my food

[knotty sky]

Why kill us little animals

[near patrol]

now try stealing it

[knotty sky]

We seek only food

[swift umbra]

@lost schooner you got a friend

[knotty sky]

And treats

[near patrol]

garbage too

[near patrol]

go do some shoplifting

[knotty sky]

Its no use to you

[near patrol]

not stealing from me

[near patrol]

What if i accidentally threw away something i needed and next thing you know

[knotty sky]

Thats another group

[near patrol]

a raccoon has it

im not allowing that

[knotty sky]

You can contact rpd

[near patrol]

how

they dont respond

[knotty sky]

Yes we need to work on their time management skills

Well i see this el raccon is a senior to me so pls dont compare me to this great racoon

Im a small racoon still learning my way around this server

[swift umbra]

You’re smarter than the big raccoon we have here in that case

[knotty sky]

[swift umbra]

That idiot still doesn’t have a clue about where he’s going

[near patrol]

exactly

[knotty sky]

I assure you he might be more capable than me

[near patrol]

hes too drunk to even tell the difference between his lefts and rights

[knotty sky]

May i ask why i have exclusive channel perms?

[swift umbra]

Cause of your outfit of the week role

[knotty sky]

Like to type there?

Ohh ok

[near patrol]

youre the chosen one

[knotty sky]

Thanks for the heads up

[knotty sky]

Your too kind

[near patrol]

I'm just better than @lost schooner

[swift umbra]

Facts

[edgy mango]

Who isnt?

[near patrol]

you

[edgy mango]

wow rude

[near patrol]

you asked

[edgy mango]

True

[knotty sky]

Well i respect him as he is my racoon federation member and esteemed mod here so nothing ill of him.

[raw warren]

maybe

[near patrol]

ah

im tired as hell

my friend is taking forever to come in

my cousin wont stop bothering me

my patience is shit 😭

[edgy mango]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/833661170798821386/1179407890918948884/IMG_6419.jpg?ex=6579ac31&is=65673731&hm=48692a7c5927a522b6a17e46db6f3b6474af449a23bfaa3d7a04e5b37f46ca37&

[lost schooner]

yooo, same abt you good sir

Good thst you are here

Most members are alright

But watch out for @near patrol he is not to be trusted

[edgy mango]

damn

[knotty sky]

Well thanks for the heads up

[lost schooner]

woah excuse you sir

I have been a part of the staff team here since you were nothing more than an infant

I want you to respect ur elders son

[edgy mango]

Blabber blabber

[near patrol]

says the drunk raccoon

[edgy mango]

Wild

Finally eating my dinner at 11:40pm on a school night 🔥🔥

[swift umbra]

Maybe if you’re that old you should retire

Time for a good pension

[lost schooner]

Well

If you pay for it