💬┃gorilla-chat

[edgy mango]

as an indian i can take spice pretty well

[wind trout]

I'd be dead there just inhaling the air

[swift umbra]

I think he'd still notice that

[wind trout]

Indian air probably spicy 😭

[swift umbra]

it's incredibly spicy

[lost schooner]

I laugh but its the same for me

[raw warren]

wtf 😭

I laughed on that

[edgy mango]

nah just hella polluted i think

[raw warren]

only the capital tbh

[swift umbra]

facts

[raw warren]

others are fine

capital is hell hole

never go there

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-crowded-bike-gif-9902605

[wind trout]

When your country has a personal smoke mirror

[lost schooner]

Legit think if me, baguette and niek walk past the average dinner pot in india we'd alr start tearing from the spice

[edgy mango]

Couldnt even go 5s in new dehli without air smelling like gas

[swift umbra]

yea probably

[lost schooner]

So many motorcycles and none of em look cool

[swift umbra]

I do like a bit of spice, but not too much

[lost schooner]

Stick are u indian?

[edgy mango]

yeah

[wind trout]

You wouldn't even be able to see the average indian the entire place is smoke and mirrors

Basically ecological camouflage

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/easy-rider-born-to-be-wild-motorcycle-gif-12511385208397146351

[raw warren]

basically

[swift umbra]

this is a cool bike

[raw warren]

no one likes the capital

[lost schooner]

I season my food with salt Id be dead even attempting to eat normal supper there

[edgy mango]

Then theres me just eating it like nothings wrong

[raw warren]

good thing I live far away

[swift umbra]

salt and pepper for me

[lost schooner]

Very much so

[raw warren]

WHAT

ONLY salt and pepper???

WTF

[edgy mango]

I remember my friends would pay me like $2 or smth for a bit of my school lunch

[swift umbra]

yessir

[raw warren]

that's soo bland wtf

[swift umbra]

and some other spices, but you get the point

[lost schooner]

yh but ur indian, ur just a diffirent breed of man

[edgy mango]

true

[raw warren]

my mom would never let me eat that 💀

[lost schooner]

Its plenty tasteful for me

[wind trout]

I just realized people slot slavery towards the colored but slavery has been around as long as people figured out they could others to do their work

[swift umbra]

why do you think that there is always a jar of mayo or ketchup on the table in the Netherlands?

[lost schooner]

I also use some other seasonings for fish and chicken though

But nothing spicy

[raw warren]

I have like 25 different spices in my home rn they all lined up perfectly

[edgy mango]

My mom and dad make average tasting 3 minute noodles into like stir fry noodles

[lost schooner]

Just the literal "fish spices" I get at the store

[raw warren]

isee

[swift umbra]

yep

[wind trout]

What if I just nudge one slightly forward

That would actually kill some people

[swift umbra]

we got no clue what the spices are, but they're meant to be dumped on fish

[edgy mango]

@raw warren do your parents have a extra cupboard just for spices/masala?

[mystic thicket]

i wish to commit sleep forever

[raw warren]

they are in a air tight container

[raw warren]

Yess 2

[lost schooner]

Theyd force you to eat one of their meals and youd be breathing fire

[edgy mango]

Average indian parents

[swift umbra]

we have one drawer in our kitchen filled with spices

[wind trout]

Indian people are basically medieval dragons you can't tell me otherwise

[lost schooner]

Exactly this

[swift umbra]

[lost schooner]

True

[raw warren]

let me actually count how many box of spices I have

[edgy mango]

Im convinced my parents are casually carrying spices and masalas in their pockets

[raw warren]

BRB

[swift umbra]

this'll take a while

[wind trout]

Cow can you send us a picture of your pantry

[lost schooner]

Bro my spice rack is literally

Salt, pepper, chicken spice, fish spices and maggi

Thats it

[swift umbra]

maggi 😂

[wind trout]

Bro's got more spices than he has hair

[edgy mango]

i swear indian parents have so much brain space when it comes to telling their child indian history and shit like that

[lost schooner]

its so handy for soups or pastas

[raw warren]

32 in KITCHEN and 11 in Fridge 😋 😋

and they all are different

[swift umbra]

so true, when the soup doesn't taste good, its time to bring out the Maggi

[lost schooner]

Wtf do u use 43 spices for

[wind trout]

Bro's a collector

Average indian

[raw warren]

different things

[lost schooner]

I literally have like 4 in my house

[lost schooner]

literally

[wind trout]

Collects spices like an american collects weight

Crazy

[raw warren]

there is a reason its said that indian food never ends

[lost schooner]

Self burn, those are rare

[raw warren]

we just have soo many options

[edgy mango]

I remember my friend took all the wasabi i had when i brought sushi to school 💀

[swift umbra]

yea, your mouth will still be on fire the day you die

[edgy mango]

Bro was genuinely holding tears

[wind trout]

I've never had sushi in my life

[lost schooner]

I dont even put wasabi on my sushi

[swift umbra]

no?

[raw warren]

wtf

[wind trout]

Never did

[raw warren]

indeed

[swift umbra]

real wasabi or the horse shit?

[raw warren]

horse shit ofc

[swift umbra]

I normally don't really like fish but a good sushi roll every now and then is great

[raw warren]

real wasabi gets bad very quickly

you cant pack and take it somewhere

[wind trout]

I'll eat fish but I've never had sushi

Like I've had lobster and salmon and cod

[swift umbra]

have you had haring?

@lost schooner knows what I mean

[wind trout]

I don't believe so

[raw warren]

our sushi selection is also spiced

[lost schooner]

With onions

[swift umbra]

oh yea ofc

and grab it by the tail

and raw

[wind trout]

Cow can an indian make a basic grilled cheese and not make it spicy?

[lost schooner]

Shits delicious fr

[swift umbra]

I always get a couple during summer

[raw warren]

impossible we will never like that

[edgy mango]

Real

[swift umbra]

at one of those 500 "maatjes met uitjes" stands in the city

[lost schooner]

Same, when I see the fish man I usually get one cause yk shit be good

You aint a real dutchie if you dont like haring

[swift umbra]

and kibbeling as well, that stuff is great

[lost schooner]

Oeh and lekkerbek too

[wind trout]

They don't even need a grill there they just blow fire and let the air season their food

[swift umbra]

haven't really had that in recent times, might need to give it a shot again

[lost schooner]

the air is so spicy it seasons indian foods

[edgy mango]

I remember when my mom got me sushi with wasabi when i had the worst cold and as soon as i tried the wasabi i felt so much better

[raw warren]

in dominos best selling pizzas top 4 have peprika

[swift umbra]

yea, cause that shit burns away whatever virus you got

[raw warren]

ayo wtff they have prawns pizza now

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/jeremy-clarkson-oh-no-wasabi-gif-21968802

[raw warren]

gotta try

[edgy mango]

True

[lost schooner]

For is the best selling ones is like margherita and salami or shit

[wind trout]

We should just glass india and call it a day

[swift umbra]

bro new york pizza here has Colliflower dough

like wtf

[raw warren]

what

the

fuck

did you just say

[wind trout]

Colliflower?

Cauliflower

[swift umbra]

I hate colliflower so never in my life will I touch it, but still

[edgy mango]

Ermmmm what the hell

[lost schooner]

Im convinced you couldnt eat the old amsterdammer cheeses though @raw warren many people elly cant get the strong dutch cheeses down

[edgy mango]

Idm cauliflower but bro wtf is that 😭

[raw warren]

Cauliflower dough cmonn

why that

wtf

[lost schooner]

Not spicy they just never hsd good cheese before

[raw warren]

yeah most ptolly

prolly

[wind trout]

I know one thing the dutch are down on

[raw warren]

cheese was never really in our diet

[swift umbra]

the old farmers cheese with salt, that shits amazing

[lost schooner]

That is?

[lost schooner]

So reap

[wind trout]

Their height

[lost schooner]

Real

[wind trout]

Quite literally

[lost schooner]

True, we be some tall mfers

[raw warren]

okay I ordered some chiili garlic noodles and tandoori chicken wings so that's it for dinner and snacks

[swift umbra]

you haven't had Dutch cheese btw if you buy that fake gouda cheese y'all got in the states

[raw warren]

perfect

[wind trout]

I could fold the average dutch person

[lost schooner]

Real gouda cheese is much stronger in taste than what theys ell there, they had to mellow it out s bit cause ppl didnt like the strong taste

[lost schooner]

You could not

Youre abt as tall as the average 14 year old here

Youd get your cheeks clapped

Hard

[swift umbra]

its got such strong flavours

[raw warren]

do you guys like fish?

[wind trout]

What're they gonna do complain to me?

[swift umbra]

Dutch people? yes

[raw warren]

isee

[lost schooner]

Ofc, fish is a huge part of our diet

[raw warren]

I never really liked fish

its fine

[lost schooner]

Raw, cooked, smoked, fried

[raw warren]

raw?

[lost schooner]

Shit dont matter as long as its fish

[raw warren]

oh yeah right sushi

[lost schooner]

Haring

[swift umbra]

this is the average thing you can find on every street in the Hague during summer

[lost schooner]

Thats not dutch

[swift umbra]

herring with onions

[lost schooner]

Yh that ^^

[raw warren]

looks interesting

[wind trout]

I thought bro just posted a dick I had to look at that twice

[swift umbra]

this is a fake one tho, since you cant grab it by the tail and eat it

[lost schooner]

And its fcking delicious

[raw warren]

same

[lost schooner]

And its cut.in pieces

[swift umbra]

its raw herring

[swift umbra]

that's why you can't do the tail grab

[lost schooner]

Us dutch guys are also very resistant to the elements

Weve got shit weather all year round

[swift umbra]

yea, its been raining non stop for the last 30 days

[lost schooner]

Yh and winds too

Annoying asf

[raw warren]

this is how we eat fish

[lost schooner]

But ig thats part of novemnber

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/stoopjes-destoopjes-helden-harold-annelies-gif-2852127840096183824

this is how we do it

[lost schooner]

Exactly

Thats the proper way

[raw warren]

damnn

[swift umbra]

you grab it by the tail and just eat it as a whole (without the face ofc)

[wind trout]

Average dutch person

I think I've seen this somewhere

[lost schooner]

Dont be a lil bitxh and eat your herrinf, ive heard many dutch people say to their friends from other places

[raw warren]

we eat everything with a bread or rice

[dawn holly]

Stfu

[wind trout]

Wild

[swift umbra]

here its with taters and veggies

[wind trout]

@swift umbra stop mini modding

[chilly wadi]

watch your language

[wind trout]

Get it?

Cause you're

Short

[raw warren]

@wind trout will die when he eats this fish

[raw warren]

oo nice

[wind trout]

Literally a taco

[lost schooner]

Yh were big on taters

[swift umbra]

cause potatoes aren't vegetables (I'm talking to you Americans)

[dawn holly]

I will not

[raw warren]

i honestly never knew fish had such a big part in dutch cousine

[swift umbra]

@chilly wadi @dawn holly quit it

[raw warren]

who eats potatoes as vegetabes

even we dont

[chilly wadi]

i didn’t even do anything

nerd

[lost schooner]

Yh many people are surprised but it rlly plays a vital role in our diet

[swift umbra]

here in the hague there is a huge festival when the first herrign roll into town

[wind trout]

Wild

[lost schooner]

Shut up axe

[raw warren]

just like her last night

[wind trout]

Oh I remember this guy

[dawn holly]

What do you want big man

[wind trout]

I alt checked him yesterday

[swift umbra]

just stop arguing

[raw warren]

damn our south population is gonna love you

[lost schooner]

Lemme just ban bim for being an alt

[minor kelp]

potato belong to vegetable I guess

[wind trout]

Wild

[raw warren]

isee

[lost schooner]

Bro india is so damn big prolly every food gets eaten somewhere

Indian diet is like everything cause theres always some people out of those billion that eat it

[raw warren]

our food changes every 3-4 km

[lost schooner]

Exactly lel

[raw warren]

you can never find the thing you ate in a different city

literally never

[wind trout]

Y'all got a bipolar diet that's actually crazy

[edgy mango]

Do it

[raw warren]

so now there are services which fly your food from different cities 💀

[lost schooner]

Your american diet is like everything aswell aslong as its fried

[wind trout]

Anything can be deep fried 🤌

[minor kelp]

where do u live

[raw warren]

india

[lost schooner]

The american dream

[wind trout]

Y'all ever eaten a deep fried Twinkie?

Stuff's enlightening

[raw warren]

wtf

[lost schooner]

U have not even eaten a non deep fried twinkie

[wind trout]

Yes I have

[lost schooner]

*I

[minor kelp]

pineapple

[lost schooner]

Mb wrong letter

[wind trout]

Deep fried Snickers go hard

[raw warren]

the most interesting Ive tried deep fried is ice cream

[raw warren]

wtf

no

[wind trout]

Mf you had deep fried ice cream

You cannot be talking

[raw warren]

it was good

[lost schooner]

A real american, deepfrying everything

The founding fathers would be proud

[minor kelp]

ice cream wtf

[wind trout]

Easiest way to end a feminist be like it's founding fathers not mothers

Anyways I'ma get ready

[minor kelp]

Why don't you deep fired your own fingers

[lost schooner]

Cause then he cant hold his gun

[wind trout]

You'd be surprised where we can hold a firearm

[lost schooner]

U got that prison pocket

[raw warren]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-smile-innuendo-he-hehe-gif-26119856

[minor kelp]

Is gun ban in India

[raw warren]

you need a licence

[edgy mango]

Bro wtf 😭

[raw warren]

exactly

wtf

[wind trout]

You can literally see them on sale at vendors at like carnivals and stuff

I bought a deep fried oreo from there once

Was actually good

It has white sugar coating on top

[minor kelp]

Is it easy for ordinary people to obtain it

[lost schooner]

Do you americans eat any food that is not deepfried?

[raw warren]

@wind trout found some

[raw warren]

Nope if you don't have a good reason you'll get rejected and the process is 1 year long

[lost schooner]

Zamn

There is a possibility that helps with the fact that yall have no school pew pews

I am beginning to see a pattern, where u cant obtain guns there are less school pew pews

[raw warren]

Here you need to prove that your life is in danger then you can even apply for a gun

Then police verification a lot of forms and shit family background

Everything takes an entire year

[lost schooner]

How would you know 🤨 are u a gun owner?

[raw warren]

My grandpa has

Those hunting rifles

Back then it was easy so he got them

[lost schooner]

Oh damn

Here you can get a gun lisence as a hunter or if you shoot for sport

But its hard cause like

Say my brother was in jail

I couldnt obtain one

Even if it was for like petty yheft

[raw warren]

Here even if you get a gun

You can't walk with that in public

[swift umbra]

Yep, gun law stuff is weird here

[lost schooner]

Oh yh same

[raw warren]

Isee

[lost schooner]

You have to have the gun, magazine and bullets in 3 diffirent safes

Which they can come check

[raw warren]

Automatic rifles is basically a no here

You can't get those

Only pistols

[lost schooner]

Yh same here, only hunting rifles and hand guns

Sad fr

[raw warren]

Fr

I need a minigun for protection

[lost schooner]

Same

[swift umbra]

here you need a tank to be able to feel at least a little bit safe around town

[lost schooner]

Rotterdam zuid

[swift umbra]

The Hague in general

[raw warren]

Here you atleast need a fighter plane escort

With a bunch of army drones for backup

[swift umbra]

wouldn't be enough here

The Netherlands is in a real state of disrepair if you ask me

[lost schooner]

Hency why you voted on the pvc

Pvv

[swift umbra]

I can't vote yet

but I do agree with most of the stuff he says (not the racist stuff)

[lost schooner]

True

america holland first

We should make sure that we have houses for our people

[swift umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc

[lost schooner]

[wild storm]

guys i'm on ps4 and which nfs should i get from the black friday sale ? nfs heat or nfs payback ?

[lost schooner]

We build a dam to keep out the mexican water

[swift umbra]

instead of walls on land we built walls in the sea

[wild storm]

i really can't decide which one is better

[lost schooner]

I have 0 clue what ur on abt

[lost schooner]

Fun fact: I went to see arjen lubachs show not too long ago

Like a week or 2

[wild storm]

i'm talking about need for speed games

a racing game

[swift umbra]

really?

[lost schooner]

Oh need for speed

[swift umbra]

I'm more an even tot hier fan myself

[lost schooner]

Yh it was quite good

Not the avond show

Just his comedy show

[lost schooner]

Thats good too, its like the old school zondag met lubach

[swift umbra]

yea, but imo a bit more entertaining at some moments

like their humot really reminds me of the old Top Gear/Clarkson comedy

[lost schooner]

Hm

Clarkson is way dry humoor

Like in his farming thing

He broke some equipment worth like half a million

[swift umbra]

I mean the old top gear jokes

[lost schooner]

And bro is like "well thats unfortunate, anyways"

[swift umbra]

before amazon days

[lost schooner]

I didnt watch too much of that

I did watch wuite a bit of car throttle

[swift umbra]

go watch it

its amazing comedy

[lost schooner]

Hmm

I might

[swift umbra]

do it

[lost schooner]

On what servive is it

[swift umbra]

amazon has a few of the bcc series now

its borderline racism the jokes they make, but they're great

[lost schooner]

Ion have amazon prima

But ill see if I can watch some episodes

[swift umbra]

there is some full episodes on yt

just use an ad blocker

and you can still see a full episode of classic top gear

[lost schooner]

Yt used to be videos with an ad every now and again

Now its ads with little pieces of the video in between

[raw warren]

2 30 seconds unskipable ad

[swift umbra]

I once had a 15 min ad

unskipable

[raw warren]

💀💀

[lost schooner]

Wild

[raw warren]

Just like her last night

[lost schooner]

Cause she was trying to get away from you?

🤨 tf

[vivid flax]

Yooo

[lost schooner]

Hi billy

[vivid flax]

Hello

Messi

[lost schooner]

Messi is an arrogant dick, but ronaldo can be too so yk

[vivid flax]

Lol

Messi is just better no argument

[swift umbra]

Both are overpaid idiot that are just a little bit better at kicking in a football than other people

[lost schooner]

both are good footballers, who is better is debatable

But we do know both of em are stuck up aswell

[swift umbra]

Agreed, but they earn way too much money for what they do

[lost schooner]

Thinking theyre gods or smth

Id say so too

But yk messi fanboys will cry and bring up he won a rigged world cup

[lavish flame]

1 v 4ed sum try hards that greifed me

Was amazing

[lost schooner]

If you 1v4 people ur also a tryhard

[lavish flame]

They got scared and ran off so i just went and did sum kostika work

[lost schooner]

Had a clear handball and not punished

I cannot take this wc seriously

[lavish flame]

I don't care about kd I don't go around killing people for no reason and I don't use try hard tactics

[lost schooner]

Rigged from the start

[lavish flame]

My kd is like .2 i think actually

[lost schooner]

Based

[lavish flame]

It's really low fr😭

[lost schooner]

You shouldnt play gta to pvp

Thats actually wild

So many missions and shit you can do

And you choose to ruin other peoples experience

Wild fr

[lavish flame]

Fr who even used the pvp mode

I mostly do it for the car grind

Rn I got the 50 car carriage

Garage*

And I'm getting all the cars with th "rusty" liverys

But rn I'm saving up for the stromberg I believe or the torridor I forgot which one goes with the kostika

Thanks

Fr the best tracking missiles

I get that it's wraps

Plus my cousin got the deluxo

Oh we gonna have sum fun

Before I had the kostika I wanted to Ave up for he cargo Bob cause it makes A LOT of the ceo vehicle cargo missions so.much more easier Especially if your doing it in a solo or little player lobby but ye I saved up for the the Kostika and never regretted my purchase

Grinding can get repetitive it depends how long your break has been imo I recommend grinding with friends cause not only it makes the missions a lil bit easier(unless yall goofballs like most of mine) but yeah it's fun and that dopamine when u complete a four person sell is elite

Ye make sure to take your time tho with the grinding

While pvp and kd is ew

Getting into gun air and AL types of fights with toxic or regular players

Is a whole Lotta fun

So ye grind but make sure you take sum time to break

[lavish musk]

Gotta love the grind

[lavish flame]

For x box it's not like that anymore

They're are som bad apples

Especially I'd you do cargo grinds

But ye most players will jut leave you alone

Ye you know I be going off the Rader so much fr hahaha

As soon as I get into the city

[jagged wraith]

I been single for a while tho

[lavish flame]

You ain't see anything

[jagged wraith]

@lavish flame you gonna fuckin ghost ping ppl now?

[lavish flame]

What ping

[jagged wraith]

stupid bitch

[lavish flame]

There as no ping

No ping was pinged angel

Are u sure thre as a ping

[jagged wraith]

No. I got the server notif when I check there was nothing.

In this chat.

[lavish flame]

How do you know it was me

You dk if it was me

[jagged wraith]

^ Hint.

Very obvious it was u

[lavish flame]

He could bee talking about something else

You never known

[jagged wraith]

Nah cause ain't nobody else in this chat stop playing dumb

[vivid flax]

Good wbu

[lavish musk]

Fine as always

Just be grinding GTA

NIghtclub

Just look at my profile for how long I've been playing

Well yeah but AFK'ing is a god sent

I made more money with the club than any other business

It's just so nice

[hollow ingot]

lol

Bye m8

[vernal radish]

when will the next double money crate come?

[lavish flame]

It’s December soon 🥹

[lavish musk]

Onto another year of misery

[lavish flame]

so true

December is when we find out gta 6 is coming November 2077

[lavish musk]

We'll see...

[lavish flame]

not gonna lie it might just be called

Grand Theft Auto

[lavish musk]

Oh boy lol

[vernal radish]

irs the same no life guy

[near patrol]

@lavish musk how are you letting a level 10 call you no life guy

[lavish musk]

I'm not gonna bother with a piece of shit like him lmao

[near patrol]

💀💀

That's actually crazy

Wtf

[lavish musk]

I get that growing up with no father hurts but cry to yourself about it, not to strangers on discord

[near patrol]

Wild

[lavish musk]

Just wait until he turns 12 & he'll slightly understand the world more

[near patrol]

💀ain't no way he's 11

[lavish musk]

Just some guy thinking he's hot shit trynna provoke again

[raw warren]

back after 1 hour mute

[lavish musk]

[raw warren]

my lawyer had advised me to not respond to your question

[upper fractal]

cow_h was muted. | get muted again

[lost schooner]

That is highly suspicious

[lost schooner]

This is bullying

[lavish musk]

Totally not you who did that

[lost schooner]

True it was not me

It was niek

[lavish musk]

Nikki.....

[near patrol]

Nikki the nerd

[lost schooner]

Is that al?

The retired mod?

[chilly wadi]

smh

muted for no reason

crazy

[lost schooner]

Id watch out before you get another mute, ai hear staff here likes to lurk chats

[chilly wadi]

idc

they’re losers

i didn’t even do anything

and i’m being toxic

makes no sense

[lost schooner]

[lost schooner]

If you see it report it, it is as shrimple as that

[chilly wadi]

people get discord mod and think they’re the best person in the world

some people shouldn’t have power

lmao

[swift umbra]

what?

I just got on

[lost schooner]

Didnt it take u like a year to get mod in that car meet server?

[lost schooner]

Nth nth

[chilly wadi]

yeah and i’m the best mod there

i’m the only one who does anything

so it’s not exactly hard

[lost schooner]

Bro... Whole staff there is absilutely worthless, I dont believe ur good for one second

[raw warren]

back after another 6 minute mute

[swift umbra]

in which server?

[lost schooner]

much love

[raw warren]

[chilly wadi]

don’t then

as i said

it’s not hard

[lost schooner]

Some server that axe lad is staff in, I used to be but well I retired from staff, its truely horrendous how bad they ate there nowadays

[swift umbra]

whats the name of the server?

[chilly wadi]

it’s dead as fuck 😂

[lost schooner]

Wont say cause it falls under promo u as mod should know that

[chilly wadi]

but he doesn’t

L mod

[lavish musk]

Yeah buddy you're totally not doing anything toxic

[chilly wadi]

i literally did nothing…

i said watch your language

cause someone told me to stfu

[raw warren]

meanwhile we as mods used to straight up drop server links here

anyways

what's the beef about

[swift umbra]

...

[lost schooner]

Thats the past

[lost schooner]

Nth lets continue abt diffirent topics

[lavish musk]

[lost schooner]

How are you all doing today sirs and ma'ams

[lavish musk]

Same as always, wbu

[swift umbra]

you scared or smth xeno?

[lost schooner]

Of you? what...

[chilly wadi]

shitting himself rn

[swift umbra]

no, you want to switch the topic outta nowhere

[lost schooner]

Rude, 3 point warn ablnd ban for point limit

[chilly wadi]

oh no

[lost schooner]

cause we talking abt beef

Thats kinda one of ur jobs as staff

[chilly wadi]

the warns are stupid

[lost schooner]

Sid u not read the job description???

[chilly wadi]

but anyway

[lost schooner]

Too bad man

appeal is in 2 months

[chilly wadi]

💀

[lost schooner]

In a lecture rn

[lavish musk]

F

[lost schooner]

Nth too special

[raw warren]

[lavish musk]

Don't be dying of boredom

[lost schooner]

Massive skill issue

[lost schooner]

I might, shits bad

[raw warren]

lets talk about something important

[lavish musk]

[raw warren]

do you guys like banans

[lost schooner]

Nah we aint gonna repeat that

[chilly wadi]

that the staff are shit?

agree

[lost schooner]

Banans

[lost schooner]

Here? No our staff is professional and just

Duh

[chilly wadi]

no

they’re little tryhards who treat it like an actual job

i literally did nothing wrong

it’s literally the same in all big servers

[raw warren]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-leclerc-bruh-banana-suit-charles-leclerc-gif-27525709

[lost schooner]

cry harder, if you think ur warn is unjust make a support ticket, if you dont do that stop xomplaining here before I add another warn

[chilly wadi]

see what i mean

bs

[raw warren]

can I send a photo of 2 pussies watching each other

[lost schooner]

well if it is unjust make a ticket, donr make one to waste time though

[raw warren]

bro

the ammount of superstition people believe in is crazy

[maiden quartz]

ok

[maiden quartz]

yes

but what happened

why tf are u ex staff

who'd wanna give up staff role

[raw warren]

me

I was staff for 1 year

so retired

[maiden quartz]

why

no point in retiring. just keep the role

[lavish flame]

Whoever can help me like with making money gtaonline PS4, I'll pay you I'm new as fuck

[maiden quartz]

to flex

[lavish musk]

[maiden quartz]

[lavish flame]

DM if u can help vtw

Btw*

[lavish musk]

@raw warren C'mon now, do it

[maiden quartz]

if u willing to pay then just buy shark cards

or grind

watch the tgg rags to riches. it's best series

[lavish musk]

@maiden quartz How about this, I haven't showered in 2 years

[maiden quartz]

same 🫂

[lavish musk]

Ayye

Yeah got too addicted to GTA

[maiden quartz]

gta over anything

[lavish musk]

You bet

[swift umbra]

[maiden quartz]

even breathing comes after

[lavish musk]

Ugh not you again

[lavish musk]

Exactly

[swift umbra]

oh, its this belgian twat again...

nvm

[maiden quartz]

if no gta for 1 day I don't breath that day

[lavish musk]

[lavish musk]

You get it

@swift umbra GTA Grind comes first, showering last

[swift umbra]

you need to change your priorities man

[lavish musk]

☹️

But it's too much fun

[maiden quartz]

gta to irl money glitch is best

when u go to a real bank and steal diamonds

too much fun

[lavish musk]

Exactly

@maiden quartz No time to shower

[maiden quartz]

my man's been playing for almost an year straight. respect ++

[lavish musk]

At the cost of weighing 300 KG yeah

Nah jk

[maiden quartz]

honestly, who cares

gta>>

[lavish musk]

For sure

[maiden quartz]

[raw warren]

do what

[lavish musk]

Insult me

[raw warren]

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

[honest crag]

Only good pin in this whole server

[lavish musk]

Creative

[tame idol]

Bee boop

[lavish flame]

yo

anyone down to play on xbox e&e??

[upper fractal]

Hey , These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[honest crag]

Bot working? How surprising

[lavish flame]

lol

[swift umbra]

a rare instance of the bot listening

[honest crag]

Always an adrenaline rush whenever you use the lfg commands not knowing if it'll work or not

[minor hull]

who tryna help me get money on my new acc

alrady have 500k

pc only btw

[upper fractal]

Hey @minor hull, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[swift umbra]

@lavish flame what do you think about punk's return?

[lavish flame]

anyone tryna vibe on xbox

e&e

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[swift umbra]

next person to ask here gets a warn

read the #📃server-info when you join

[lost schooner]

a mod in chat

ew

[tame idol]

ew 2 mods in chat

[lavish flame]

How much will I make for casino cash

[upper fractal]

Hey, @lavish flame It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[grand beacon]

whu guys know what flag this is ?

you*

[lavish musk]

Why should we care

[lost schooner]

well I know it clearly is not the raccoonian flag

[lost schooner]

2?? where

I rlly hate those guys

[grand beacon]

im not forcing you am i ?

i mean if u rlly dont then why you even replying

hypocrite

[lavish musk]

You are since you're posting this in the General chat

[grand beacon]

yh its genral

stuff

u dont care tho

[lavish musk]

Politics is not allowed, sorry bro

[grand beacon]

someone can delete it idc il post it if i want

[lavish musk]

Lmfao

[grand beacon]

ur a joke

[lavish musk]

I'm not going to be political here lol

[grand beacon]

and if i am idc if u dont like it so dbi

[raw warren]

https://tenor.com/view/help-pirate-aaaah-help-pirate-baby-carghhh-gif-26274997

[lavish musk]

Arrr arrr

[grand beacon]

where u from ?

[lavish musk]

The world

[raw warren]

[plucky charm]

lfg doesnt even work

[grand beacon]

in where

[lost schooner]

@honest solar @honest marlin dont mind me, I just have to occasionally check the vc's so that nth weird happends in there

[brave sand]

G

[lost schooner]

X

[honest marlin]

It's fine man

[chilly wadi]

@swift umbra oi

show me where i was being toxic

warning for no reason is crazy

[civic juniper]

Yo should I get poor hacker for casino aggressive heist?

[lavish flame]

can someone help me

my game is glitching in gta

can someone dm me so i can show video with issue i have

[upper fractal]

Hey, @lavish flame @civic juniper It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[lost schooner]

mod?

theyre all offline

[jagged wraith]

Fr

[raw warren]

Uh oh

[lavish flame]

fuck you

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-wink-yes-and-fuck-you-too-the-office-gif-15818555

[lost schooner]

hate it when that happends fr

[raw warren]

Mee too man Mee too

Such a relatable problem

[lost schooner]

exactly

congrats

[steel storm]

that's 2 fortnite seasons

that's crazy tbh

[honest solar]

how weird are we talking about???

[lavish musk]

👌

[raw warren]

What the hell 😭

[oblique arrow]

wtf 😭

[dawn holly]

oh ok, im sorry that i dont keep up with this chat 24/7

[upper fractal]

cow is AFK: hey - 15 minutes ago

[simple iron]

Delicious meal

[lavish musk]

🤢

[covert phoenix]

I hate you

[lavish flame]

where is the lfg chat im blind

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[simple iron]

It’s yummy 🤤

[vernal radish]

hello

[lavish musk]

No.

@lavish flame I have great news pal

I'm uninstalling GTA 🥳

Coz I can

Oh

Ait fine I'm not uninstalling then

haha

@lavish flame 1Y has gotta come at some point

Yeah

No, it's exactly what I meant

Whenever my play time on socialclub says 1Y

[lavish musk]

To flex that I spent 1Y in a virtual world

[simple iron]

Now do that in vr

[lavish musk]

Lol I do mean IRL time

[lavish musk]

And that is?

Yeah like, actual real life world hours

Flexing with 1Y

[simple iron]

You know the vr headset thing

[lavish musk]

Yeah

[simple iron]

Spend a year playing a game with it

[lavish musk]

According to Rockstar Launcher I've spent even more time than that

[lavish musk]

No. No. & again: No.

[simple iron]

What game you gonna play now

[lavish musk]

I reconsidered & I'm gonna stick to GTA

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

Nah GTA only is fine

[past marsh]

I wanna replay rdr2 so bad

but I have to finish rdr1

[cunning void]

[past marsh]

Hi garden gnome

how are you?

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813903323606417438/839916181104492565/image0-5-2.gif

[wary cobalt]

Whats up yall

[covert phoenix]

Wasap

[wary cobalt]

What y’all up to

It’s cold as shit where I’m at 😭

[covert phoenix]

Idk servers kinda dead rn

[wary cobalt]

Fr???

[covert phoenix]

I've checked every text channel like 89 times no new notifications

[wary cobalt]

Damn that’s gay

[covert phoenix]

Homosexual indeed

[agile spade]

rdr2 story > gta story

[lavish musk]

How cold exactly?

[agile spade]

rdr2 online < gta online

[lavish musk]

[covert phoenix]

My yellow?

[minor kelp]

I found that $1 can buy a 14 day game pass on xbox,then If it expires, will I register a new Xbox Acc for a game pass that only costs $2 one month

[lavish musk]

@lavish flame You were CM before?

[minor kelp]

m

[wary cobalt]

Cold as shit

[lavish musk]

Community Helper

nah jk

Channel Member

[wary cobalt]

50º

[lavish musk]

You call that cold? it's like 15 where I live

Noice

[wary cobalt]

Theres always that one regarded guy

“YoU tHiNk ThAtS cOlD?”

[lavish musk]

nah but fr

It's freezing

@lavish flame Go back to playing Madden

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/818678449275011072/891850758818000906/trol.gif

[lavish musk]

Not again

[simple iron]

[lavish musk]

Oh

[simple iron]

Good show

[tulip pelican]

may someone pls explain this

[lavish musk]

Your pfp? Yeah explain

[tulip pelican]

no

[lavish musk]

[tulip pelican]

wait nvm

ok why cant i buy armor

im lv 102

i hav 10 standard and 10 light

and i hav money

[lavish musk]

That's why, you need to clear all those first

[tulip pelican]

💀

[lavish musk]

lol

[tulip pelican]

[lavish musk]

Totally

[velvet forum]

hi guys

[lavish musk]

hi

[velvet forum]

ello

[lavish musk]

sup

[obtuse hearth]

hello

[lost schooner]

Trust me, very weird

[brittle creek]

Yeah, where I live it's supposed to be like 14° tonight

[lavish musk]

F

[brittle creek]

Shit is so bad I gotta have hand and feet warmers lmao

[lavish flame]

Which is funner

Sauce machine

The ramp vehicles

Or arena wars in its prime

My name is call me lasagna

So I got my first level down on what cars I wanf

[obtuse hearth]

/spoiler message

[lavish flame]

I have the Broadway with the rusty hot rot livery

I have the slamvan and the pickup truck both from Benny's with the rusty livery

[obtuse hearth]

||does anyone play on xbox and can help me with doing the last dax mission?||

[upper fractal]

Hey @obtuse hearth, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[digital plume]

Goodnight everyone

[lavish flame]

@obtuse hearth what's your at

F the east coast

Westside till I die

[pulsar crystal]

@lavish flame your not tupac

[past marsh]

Stop smoking

[pulsar crystal]

i only do crack sometimes

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-chilling-relax-merryjane-snoop-dog-gif-10431620193504603976

[pulsar crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/yeahh-gif-25557835

i almost got griefed

[wary cobalt]

Balance is key

[pulsar crystal]

cocaine is also good

[wary cobalt]

Sometimes*

[past marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/yeahh-gif-25557835

Is this gif even allowed 😭

[pulsar crystal]

idk

we all play gta here we have seen worst

[lavish musk]

Fax

[minor kelp]

drugs?

[errant ledge]

How do you make a ticket ?

[pulsar crystal]

are you really reporting me

its just weed

[errant ledge]

No

I’m not reporting you

[pulsar crystal]

alr

good

[simple iron]

I grow weed

[pulsar crystal]

i smoke weed

[simple iron]

I used to

[pulsar crystal]

and meth and cocaine into one joint

i live in portland its ok

[simple iron]

sell kilos of coke

[pulsar crystal]

its like 5$ a pound because its legal now

[minor kelp]

Who knows how to buy the cheapest xbox gold membership

[pulsar crystal]

idk but u cant play gta with the cheapest one

[minor kelp]

yea I only play gta online

[pulsar crystal]

u can do that?

[minor kelp]

must have gold membership

[pulsar crystal]

yeah u gotta to play gta

(i think)

[simple iron]

Play gta irl

[pulsar crystal]

fr

im high af rn

[minor kelp]

I have gta so i don't need a game pass

I see a new Xbox Acc that can cost $1 to get a 14 days game pass

If I create two accs, it only costs $2 per month？

[lavish flame]

That’s too much work

My lazy ass would give up after creating the first one

[minor kelp]

Create another one after 14days is not troublesome

[minor kelp]

it wokrs or no,

I haven't tried this before

I heard it from others

[lavish flame]

I'm loving Gta online, the grind can be a little tedious but it's like a 8/10 for me

[raw warren]

Imagine ghost pinging

[lavish flame]

acid lab is one of the funnest vehicles in the game

If you buy the brick brickade 6x6 tho I feel sorry fr you

[amber snow]

Just got a new account can sum1 help me make sum money?

[upper fractal]

Hey @amber snow, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[tired berry]

Why would you buy it’s literally free

[fiery cove]

assasins creed syndicate is free on ubisoft launcher

[vernal radish]

@lavish musk

ph my its the other obese guy

@lavish flame

[fiery cove]

you're prolly sub to ubisoft plus

[vernal radish]

hes salty abt me

cuz he butthurt by da truth

how abt u

how are u a fucking lvl 70 in 6 months

thats saying smth

whats your weight

height must be 5’4

[simple iron]

Im speed running

No

He does indeed

[vernal radish]

ure lit on the verge of obesity 💀💀💀

5’6 and 180

thats 29.0

[simple iron]

You are 4ft sit down

[vernal radish]

if im 4ft then ure an elf

and ure dyslexic

[simple iron]

no

[vernal radish]

if that were you you would be having a hard time carrying all that extra weight

[simple iron]

I like Daryl he’s chill and a hunter like me😎

no joke I do have a temper also

[restive comet]

[plain lake]

[swift umbra]

I’m sick, lemme be

[simple iron]

Fr

[small needle]

Guys give me a manga I should read

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813903323606417438/839916181104492565/image0-5-2.gif

[small needle]

Ok

Explode

[simple iron]

🤯

[mellow cipher]

@small needle you will retire

[small needle]

No

I don’t wanna

[mellow cipher]

You dont want to rn

But soon

[small needle]

Nope

[edgy mango]

That jesus dude was kinda weird ngl

I didnt even see him talk until you mentioned it lol

Youre quite wrong

Bro was not even close

[lavish flame]

Dutch killed himself

[swift umbra]

says you

[slender plume]

i fucking hate 2fa man

cmon not again

[lilac marlin]

who here got a pc

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115094371575021598/1115094561170137188/A5D99E67-B6ED-45A9-AB8E-AAA880415E5E.gif

[slender plume]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/796055909896945664/909655262183452764/caption-26.gif

[lilac marlin]

no ancient hindu languages that’ll probably sacrifice poor timmy across the road if read out in this server please

[west sail]

I keep getting cash when scoping the casino, doesn't changing lobby change the vault content?

[simple iron]

I’d cook that and eat it

[mellow cipher]

Watch him and seth rollins have a feud of the century

[swift umbra]

I saw Orton coming back to raw as well

maybe Punk vs Orton feud at some point

[dense crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/sarkar-e-khalsa-gif-27412541

no embeds damn

[storm cradle]

Hi I just got a PS5 and I just restarted GTA and need help getting money would anyone be able to help with cayo perico

[dense crescent]

no

pc tho yes

[storm cradle]

I unfortunately don't have one

Just Xbox series s and PlayStation 5