#💬┃gorilla-chat
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@mild juniper Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
Hey @amber meteor, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Pensfan69xx if you’re in here…. Thank you…
(Helped me with sell mission from griefers)
I'm Stress the fuck out
Hey I'm doing diamond casino on Xbox one anyone want to join?
How ridiculous do you think the scenarios in regular show?
Hey @limber anvil, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
What up yall

I hope so
Don't you think you're slightly exaggerating when there's things like Casino & Cayo Heist 
We will indeed man
yeah yeah, next
I'm well aware lol, but you gotta do what you gotta do to get by y'feel me
Go. Fuck. Yourself
yeah this little asshole enjoys bullying me
He's lying to people, saying I'm a GTA addict and whatnot
Ok
Most of it is AFK anyways 
Other than that, I'd say no more than 6h actual gameplay hours per day
Mostly just being AFK
WIth Madden?


I love basements
Nah its because of horror games
lol
Can I ask y'all a real life question
Go on
No
How is your niceness on a scale from 1-10
👍
10 to everyone except @lavish flame , a big fat 0 for him
Depends if they start off by being a dick or not
You first 
Is it me or when you be a nice person you get treated like shii
If it's up to @lavish flame you'll get treated like shit nonetheless
Thats only cause some people are fake

So fake you mistake them for a video game character
It was your proposal, so you first 👍
you bruh
I'm ngl my people I'm tempted and asking myself should I keep continuing being nice to people in general
I meant that to the other dude
Hmm okay
You got a point
And the fucked up thing is for me it's hard to find the right people man
Exactly 🤣
Thoughts about regular show?
It's like a good person comes to me every 5 years
But you can meet some strange people
I feel some stuff there is made when the creators are high
Is it really though
like imagine stacking chairs for a kids birthday party and you just spawned the video game version of the devel
oh boy
if i do last dose with my friend does progress count for both of us
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Yeah i need to catch up on sleep lol
Lol not me
real

I couldn't decide..
I went spicy, salty sweet
added some syrup.
Coulda used sugar but didn't want to dilute it... I was lazy.

Egg and hash brown.
Idk
What do you call it?
Canadian Burrito
Canadian Breakfast Burritos.
Yes
I'll will try soon.


Just change the spices

dipping Sauces...
Ok.
That's the best part.
Find a base with dabs.
Then spice up you base with more dabs.
cream cheese...
I don't like mayo
Softened and whipped... Like those fancy butter cups.
tgg said he gonna drop a black friday discounts video after a few hours but it isnt out yet 😭
Burrito
hi
hey chat
hello
I'm almost out of burrito
Hey TGG mods, how do you guys manage the biggest gta discord server on Discord? How do you all handle negativity? Especially the Gta 5 community. Asking 'cause I don't see you all banning people even tho some just straight up abuse you for no apparent reason. I am aroused and curious.
Same
Sometimes people just abuse them with profanity but they take it as a joke or somethin' cause they don't get banned. Why is this?
It was never a ban tho.
I have tried to provoke them with multiple accounts before... Never once got a ban? Why so kind?
@lavish flame if u knew all the time Micah was the snitch why didnt u kill him long before?
Yes...
Or did u just realise that on the mountain
Yes.
No.
Different times.
Is that a violation?
Pls don't ping April.
Just pls don't 🙏🏻
I am aroused
wtf
Also ask him about this. I am curious.

*curiousity.
Mhm?
What is wrong with u?
Yeah, curious minds want to know eh?
It's scary to think that it's a bot or something. Just.
Or..
It is allowed unless used to evade a mute/or/ban
😁 ?
what's mk2 weapons unlock
You would be surprised how quickly I got banned from other gta servers before. Got banned from Gta Online and Heistteams server and multiple roleplay ones.
What rank is needed to unlock, level135?
Surprised to know that TGG's server being the biggest, handles scumbags like myself without straight up giving a ban.
no you can’t have alts at all
Do you have an alt in here?
I'm a CRIMINAL mastermind.
I have to kick one if you want to stay.
No. Not right now.
I won’t ban you if you have only one in the server.
That account was removed from Discord entirely.
Thank you.
you can kick my alt then here's the id 586514605048856586
what
I recently made a new account to try to find my phone 😅
I was actually wondering too
Lmao
hey
Its still shocking tho considering my behaviour before.
wild
was your acount banned before?
No. I left myself as no one was banning me.
isee
alr cya chat
understandable
Kept getting muted tho. Multiple times.
chart
I'm digesting burrito
restart?
send
@plucky warren
includding the staff
@arctic gazelle
When you don't know how to change you name in server and start getting banned 
@sharp field since when did u quit
silly goose
Yes?
true weird comments ngl
Even if he was I already have someone 
Whose the lucky man?
Im joking

The ban hammer, cause you about to get that 
No, her name is in my bio
bro what what does that have to do with being black? bro's racist
i was with the ban hammer for a week
broke up with it tho
longest relationship of my life 
Wild
they are 2 different hard r words which u are talking about 😭 
I'm gonna loose my sanity here
Wait ur on drugs?
aw shucks i lost my guitar pick 😔
what now
Speed is a drug 
Your future self is talking shit about you. Ruin his fucking life
Me everyday I see #💎┃memes/media
I love edging
But I dont think he likes racists
oh yeah i saw the new video, good vid ngl
us

that’s not me
Thx blud 
you’re both
do you have friends irl dutch
Were his only hope
@full violet whats it like being the herald of darkness?
some people act dumb on internet so just asking
is your personality different irl or just like this?
okay
Yikes.....
thanks for answering

@raw warren ever thought about going on masterchef?
yeah
I would love too
Nah bro he’d head straight to the finals
Wild
Just send em one of your dishes
i regret wasting half of 2020 n 2021 here

Have you seen the tiktoks where some fat chick wants airplanes to accomodate fat people better?
yeah
Ah yes 16km/h average speed
hey
did i?
looks like it
yes
unless you're on a break
will i?
no
Donkaayy are you heearr
Average tgg staff
Que?
english please 

.... . .-.. .-.. ---
You aren’t smart if you memorise something
I can memorise a sequence of numbers but they will probably mean nothing if i force myself to remember the answer
We chilling bro
sup
bro why is there a clown in this Roblox game I’m playing at 3:30 AM
what
a clown in Roblox
Bloxburg 
what
Because ur playing at 3am
No im on math
hi
Yes but don't tell @lost schooner
It is right
Oh shut it u jealous raccoon
He's gonna steal the meth

Raccoon? Yes
That's what they do
They steal
He stole my food
And rabies


That too
I KNEW IT
METH FED ATTACK SQUIRREL
I know what im not jealous of, your poor chair you fattie
Shut up garbage stealing and rabies giving raccoon
I'm actually sat on a chair rn 😭
Ihy
Stop arguing @lost schooner
Oh I know, that is a very poor chair
It's actually holding my weight
Stop yapping drug addict
Barely
Stop yapping your garbage thief
xenotheraccoon has been warned. || excessive arguing and being fat (2)
Nuh uh
You just got cancelled on Twitter
Shit

No serious points after joke warns, points should be absent or unrealistic so its clear its a joke warn
SMH
But what if it isn’t a joke warn?
I have about 10 NSFW warns with 3 points each


That's 30 points right?
Imagine someone thinks they are real

U cant, al
*L
Yeah
They're long gone 

This is what too much meth does
Don't steal kids
I'm not an alcoholic at least 
Ur worse, you do meth and cocaine
Nuh uh
It's only meth
Whereas you drink every kind of alcoholic drink
Wine
Beer
Tequila
Idk the rest
That is false
I clearly dont drink alot
You cant even name 10 drinks I drink
Whereas I know you do meth, cocaine, heroin, fetanyl
Because I'm not an alcoholic
Seems like a drug addiction to me
Neither am I
Are
Hi
Hello
Meth is very profitable
indeed
Hard to pass around
🐮
Weed and coke buisness will be the king
says u
Yes I say weed
BDSM?
I don mind
i dont think it was the wrong emojii
Every gay person that thinks that they're straight likes that

I'm not gay archi
Yes! I agree!
actually wait there
Cow likes other cows
😘
Cow is real quiet rn

I love being able to revert images 
We remember it
You had it as ur about me or status a while back 😭
You definitely do
bruh
@raw warren you got something to explain?
hes speechless 
its ok if he's gay
yea ofc
so do I
where u at
I'm not gay or anything 
school...
are you allowed phones in class or are u on break?
same

we're talking about the Dutch elections that happened yesterday
bit boring if I'm honest
boring as hell
True
well one of the most far right party's won
My school let me keep the Chromebook 
I never enjoyed the election classes
thats good right?
and now the whole day is people either complaining or are insanely happy
alrighty
I mean it's politics you can't make everyone happy
Bro is 60
he basically says that he wants to get rid of the islam
he did drop that since he can't do that
oh
but still, that type of man is gonna lead the country
yeah id be complaining myself
he also wants to close the borders again
Could I get rid of him for fun?
can i join in?
That's one hell of an election campaign
Politicians do that all the time
he dropped that, right after he did he won in almost every part of the country
I already hired the best hitman in the USA
Some really controversial stuff for votes and right after they are done it never existed
Average politics
the pvv is his party
How am I supposed to smuggle tons of drugs 
One of the us presidential candidates want to get rid of cia and other organisations 
Can you imagine
Please get rid of irs

Im by far the best hitman ever 
Who?
very hard to launder money these days with the irs 
You can easily launder money through an overseas business
The Indian guy i don't remember his name?
Choose a country with bad diplomatic relations with us
Yeah
That would be a great reason for me not to donate 
really 🤯
Expected
What's the point of that
Based
Wdym based?
Why tf would I care about Australian wild fire
That, and why if I decided to be nice and donate would I want a nude of her?
Im expressing my relief that pvv won the election over like pvda-groenlinks
Tbh I hate gl so if I had to pick between eating veggies for the rest of my life or wilders I know which one I’d prefer
When shit happens here no one donates
them can deal with shit themselves
I’d get in trouble with my girl if I donated and outta nowhere I got that nude from her
Pvv isnt very bad
Good partie
No, but he’s a bit mad on some topics
Only trouble? I would get dumped in a trash can literally

Fr bruh I've never seen Western media raising donation awareness about our floods and when it happens in some countries of Africa they would go frenzy
Exactly lol
yea, I wouldn't been able to explain that shit to her either
And most of them are rich enough to not need donations
out of the ones that we had this election, the best by a mile
since he dropped those anti islam things
The economy is already shit everywhere everyone is barely surviving
Exactly
yeah they would call themselves first world countries and then say we need fund raiser 🤡
It's the equivalent of billion dollar companies asking for donation to kids
how to set up a shell company to launder the mula
Man you would probably get on irs radar with amount of that launder shit you're talking about
I hope so
its either gonna be great or horrible, no mid option this time
Talk to a banker
Well
A real one
We are a full countey

100%, but its either his plans will work and its gonna be great. or it fucks up and we're fucked
Print more money 
Knowing politicians opt
Option 2
with this man we'll have to wait and see
Ayh, I think itll be great
Which guy are talking about
you voted wilders?
"gekke" geert wilders as we call him in The Netherlands
basically mad geert wilders
i see Europe finally picking side instead of being liberal
Yes
yep
I've heard will not allow illegal immigrants now
good
Frfr
Yeah
even we have a lot of illegeal immigrants they get free food free ac free house
in our capital
we won't either
everything for free
with his policy
they should goo
Very based
even after everything we provide they are cry for voting rights
I'm like dumbfucks you dont have our nationality
how can we give you right of take part in our politics
Man immigrants should be thankful we let them in first place they should be respectful to country
yeah go to a country like china
Yeah
oh just voting rights?
have fun their if you have problems
here we allow murders to get away with social work as their sentence
just because they had a bad childhood
they demand eveyrthing free education we're already giving them free homes and food with ac's
some even got free bikes phones
Insane
Hence wjy im happy the pvv won
Party for freedom
Litreally
Thats their name lol
I like our PM's decision tbh he's done great things for our country
so am I, I think if we can stay in the NAVO and EU its gonna be alright
cause leaving those is a death sentence for the country
"I killed an innocent person and destroyed their poor family but I can get away with that cuz I had a bad childhood so others should also suffer"
Yo same
zaza shut
Doesn't make sense
that's basically how it works here
insane
but this man is 100% against that

he wants life sentences back and harsher sentences overall
some states here fancy illegal immigration bcz they basically get very cheap labour
Would EU approve it
if they don't they may take the criminals themselves
what does EU have to do with that?
No one getting me 
huh
You know how European union works
Pay them money everytime you don’t get arrested 👍
For country to get membership of eu they need to fit in criteria if I'm not wrong
I bought the facility is it worth it?
They would probably allow them to roam freely
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slow zaza
I did it first 

Wait you both community helper
Alcoholic
he uis
Are u also an alcoholic?
I don’t drink
in?

Drug addict and an alcoholic
I aense cap
I sense you can’t type cause you are drunk 
exactly
true
So what 
Its a free country

You are frank Gallagher from shameless 
Excuse you, ive got a house 
Yes but you are always drunk
False
If I would always drink Id be an slcoholic
And at a certain point alcoholics dont get drunk anymore
So either Im often drunk
Or never
Beer that's weak i thought you were vodka kinda guy

Shh
I like to sip an apple liquor on the rocks
A good percentage with a nice taste

Don't know what you mean by apple liquor
Its like a 30-40% alcohol drink but with a taste of apples
We have like special liquors here that taste like shi
Caramel like liquor
Etc
O have this apple one thag with ice is very great
man you sound like you had PhD in alcohols
at least its not a drug problem
I do have that
I see no difference
Cool
Well zaza has a drug problem
Not me
He does meth, heroin, coke fetanyl etc
I only sell it 
Acid, lsd
acid wut
He does em all
Yh, he does that too
No proof 
ur high just as often as I am drunk
Nuh uh
Opiates too btw
Ain't that shit use to clean floors
yeah hydrochloric
he meant lsd lol
I think he's immune to it
No I said lad before
I still don't know what that thing is
Acid is a whole nother drug
Acid is lsd iirc
Nah, theres many types of acid
I've heard recently in news people get high by snake venom 💀
Junkie
The only drug ive taken is medicines and probably unintentional second hand vape clouds
Lol sounds like you had room mate
Nah it just mostly comes from the bathrooms prolly
Mixers? Or mixes
suprised the teachers havent put in smoke detectors but considering cameras 💀💀
guys, for the cayo perico heist right
i really hate the helis when i escape so can i just swim out of the map
like i found out that when u swim really far out, it lets u escape cayo perico
even when ur not swimming towards ur submarine
wild
Buddy, this was already known since day one
cuz i was nowhere near the submarine
oh then i could literally jump off the cliff with my bike
and swim far
That already was known
i literally wasted like 200k on shields and snacks bcs i keep going back to the sub
mixes
Just don’t get spotted, saved you money
its not
my entry point is main gate
No
buddy i started this game like 3 days ago
That’s the main issue
You need to use the drainage tunnel
Main gate is if you wanna go loud
Redbull vodka is pretty good
btw whats the max money i can get solo cuz i be getting like just over 1 mil or 800k sometimes even
Or baco ofx
whats the easiest entry point and transportation to go to cayo perico
Drainage tunnel
you got lucky omg cant believe you escaped that way our ass has been fighing with everyone till we reach top of the map 😱 thanks for telling me I'll make sure the gta community gets this information
cuz im using kotska to get on land and main entry
As niek stated
W
gta 6 leaked
which brand you like
I like mostly local beers
In international terms
Heineken is alr
their 0.0 sucks tho
i smell an alcoholic
idek what that is lmao
0% alcohol
oh
Never drank in my life 
I only ever had one sip of rose back when I was like 5
thought it was lemonade 
but youve almost gotten a girl pregnant
We don’t talk about that
what?!
was he doing it without protection again? 
a few girls 
that or the girl lied abt being on birth control
or the birth control failed
OR
he didnt pull out on time
my girl is on that as well, but we still agreed that if we do it we will still use protection
just to be sure
yeah because birth control isnt always effective
yep
Yes
if she did get preggo then its kinda on her since she lied
She said she didn’t get pregnant so she freaked out for no reason
everyone before they get someone pregnant
ikr
If they do get pregnant at least I’ll be a dad 
you're 18 no?
19
19
Yah
still way too young to be a dad
Yesnt
a positive mentality impressive
younger than 24/25 ish is too young to be a parent imo
Ever since I was born my parents hair have never been more white 🔥
My mum was almost 22 
I’ll probably be a dad when I’m 25 
nah, that's too young
at 22 you're still at school most of time
True
an uncle of mine got married 3 months ago and his wife is 6 month pregnant 
My mom had me when she was like 34-35
really wanna know their story
👀
Yeah 35
Nah not in most countries
my dad was 33 and my mom 27
would it be rude to ask them
well here you are still in school at 22 most of the time
Mom was 35 and dad was 36
I only want one or two kids not 5
damn
same
My parents got married in 1999 so education systems have changed
yea ok
mine 2005
I'm gonna only get a kid if I'm financially able to tbh
Do u know their anniversary?
and 2 max
somewhere in June
its on the calendar at home 😅
1 kid is a pain. 2 is double the pain
F
why F?
- my mom
I will raise them right 
Near winter seems like a good time to get married
Like November-February
mid of the summer in the Netherlands is the best idea
so you don't get the issue called rain
My mum with 5 kids 
me and brother got a 7 year age gap
why did my parents decide to have another one soo late
oh my
or at least have a low chance of encountering it
Same with me and my sister
I only have one little brother
Damm
same
and he sucks
same
I have two sisters 
LMAO
must be nice to have sisters
Are they older or younger than u?
brothers suck 😭
One older one is younger
ikr, they don't bother you all the time with them wanting to use your laptop or just stealing your stuff all the fucking time
hi
My brother gave me half of his doughnut 
Dayum
mine would do that and then give me like 25% and keep the rest
I’m the middle child 
but when I need to share it must be the bigger half for him
Nah it has to be equal
he'll start crying if I don't
Smack him
exactlyyyyy my brothers wants my stuff all the time
Tell him to stop being a brat
sisters always be snitching on me
mine would first eat mine and then eat his
👍
My little brother snitched on my older brother 
Smth my siblings do
aww man I got some chicken and its dry
LMAO
hi
Hola
Then I get my parents pissed
The only good thing he’s done is stay out of my room when my girlfriend is around
They be like "you're older aren't you? Be the bigger person"
But that’s better for his own sake because I’d beat the shit out of him if he walked in when she’s there
He's smart
Yes…
He once decided when a friend of his was around to borrow my game. I said sure, then he decided to bother me by logging me out of my ps account using our other PlayStation. Then I decided to take back my disk and my grandma got pissed at me for what I did
Cause I should’ve been the bigger man in the situation
Imagine having a girlfriend
who
Younger siblings
it's made my life a hell of a lot better
depends what situation u are in
having been depressed for 4 straight years
then it's good u have a girlfriend
its made me look at life a lot more positive
Am blocking you
cause we should be the bigger man in the situation
I once snapped when he pushed it too far, he still has the scar from that altercation
Nah I'm childish in those things
My school has sexism
Oop
I beat the shit out of him
LMAO
he was constantly hitting me and scratching
I once hit my sister in her eye cus she wasn't sleeping even tho she was supposed to be asleep
that's why my dad never got pissed at me for doing it
but my lil brother has autism so he doesn't know that he's doing things wrong
so I have a double whammy on that part
I really want to beat him sometimes ISTG I had my fav milkshake in fridge he drank evetything literally the whole bottel
I A have to act like the bigger one and B have to tolerate most of his shit because he can't help it
I'm moving out in few months thankfullyyy
I got into a fight with my sisters old boyfriend cause he hit her he went to the hospital never came back
I'd be so pissed if some ate/drank my things
Good.
He deserves it
same
but I dont think i never beat him
I’m a pretty good fighter cause I street fight 
small slaps and that's it
nice
I have a gun license 
So do I 
A lot of the mentally weak people are physically strong in my school lol
I once got my girls favourite chips for the afternoon that we was gonna spend together, the moment my lil bro got home he emptied the bag
he didn't even bother saying sorry and getting me a new bag
Like one time I made this dude cry for saying "wake up" although he is an actual street boxer
why do we have the same story
just replace chips with chocolates
yea, its so fucking annoying when they do that
best facility?
Omds
Any facility in sandy shores
yea, lil brothers suck
Too bad, take that L
🫡
Mine is annoying but they know better than to take my food 
Shut it food thief
I got the one on top of the map and it sucked ass
please no
my childhood is twerking
Paleto Bay is the worst choice
mine just plays the; "I didn't know" card

then I got the one which on top of the mountain
on the right side
forgot the name
ig it was the most expensive one
like I brought it to my moms attention that I wanted those chips because of that reason, he was at the table at the time and still played that card
and got away with it
also I need some suggestion
understood😂
Let’s go start a bar fight 
The land act reservoir I think
Smh
It's so annoying
My patience is absolutely shit
Get gud
No u
I cant decide choose one
No u
2nd one
Love this weeks prize ride
No u
I loooove coochie good food
fr



