💬┃gorilla-chat

[digital plume]

Black. Market

[vale prism]

It says 99,587.39

[swift umbra]

Basic health insurance is compulsory
Everyone who lives and/or works in The Netherlands is obliged to take out a standard health care insurance. The government arranged this in the ‘Zorgverzekeringswet’ (Healthcare insurance law). Children under the age of 18 are insured free of charge. People over 18 are required to have a basic healthcare coverage and may choose to add supplementary coverage.

this is how it works in the netherlands

[vale prism]

. Is decimal point I hope u know that

[ionic cove]

@digital plume

[digital plume]

Yeah

U could do that

If u own a house thats +43k in your bank

[ionic cove]

Just gotta get the girl on board

[digital plume]

Lol

[ionic cove]

Can't u have multiple wives or is that just a middle eastern thing

[digital plume]

U can have it here

[swift umbra]

https://www.healthcare.gov/get-coverage/

[digital plume]

The country is basically 51%.muslim

43% of the muslims drink

[swift umbra]

health insurance isn't an option in the usa?

[ionic cove]

It is but it's expensive

[digital plume]

This is balkan bro get used to shitty fuckin roads and angry neighbors

[ionic cove]

I live here

[simple iron]

I don’t go to hospitals

[carmine verge]

i got muted for 8 hours for saying "nice people"

[vale prism]

Me too

[digital plume]

Better to. Smoke it off with zaza

[carmine verge]

good mod

[vale prism]

I stay healthy

[swift umbra]

you need to compare the risk vs the price

[ionic cove]

Oh shit I need to go to work lmfao didn't even realize the time

[digital plume]

Good luck bro

[ionic cove]

I'd rather not leave my children with crippling debt

[swift umbra]

how much is it?

[digital plume]

Be careful if u break a leg dont let anyone call the we wo wagon

[ionic cove]

I got a pick up truck for a reason strap me in the back and drive me there lmfao

[digital plume]

Otherwise that we wo wagon will take your next 9 paychecks

[digital plume]

Good enough

[ionic cove]

Only like 4 of mine but yes

[simple iron]

Surprisingly I’m not in debt even tho I spend a lot on guns

[swift umbra]

I mean, could be worse

[digital plume]

Same shit too much

[swift umbra]

oh I'm sorry, it could be better

[boreal arrow]

You should never sacrifices your pieces

[ionic cove]

Now Take in account mango would only be making 660 a month how does he survive

[digital plume]

Thank god i aint in usa i was planing to go to usa for college but changed my mind in the last second

[ionic cove]

He wouldn't

[digital plume]

Groceries are only 100 for two people

[ionic cove]

Not in us

[digital plume]

In us u go in dept because u hungry

[ionic cove]

I spend on average $200-300 on grocery for 2 people

[digital plume]

Fucking hell a big mac meal costs 16 dollars

[ionic cove]

And that food gets me like 2 weeks

[digital plume]

Dam

[ionic cove]

If I'm lucky

[swift umbra]

mate, I've been to the USA, its cheaper to get good groceries for you guys than it is over here in the Netherlands

you just need to know what to look for

[ionic cove]

Homie I've lived in the US since birth

[digital plume]

Bruh the sales tax is what fucks you up

[swift umbra]

yea but I've been able to compare the two

[ionic cove]

My sales tax is 15%

[simple iron]

I should own my own gun shop

[brazen hemlock]

Whats going on now

[digital plume]

The prices might seem cheap but there comes the extra dollar fifty for the 50 cent soda u bought

[vale prism]

We will be the customers...Is it OK?

[ionic cove]

Yeah 15% tax where I'm at isn't fun

[humble bolt]

why is everyone yelling?

[brazen hemlock]

Imma be first in line😂

[digital plume]

Usa is just a death chamber

[ionic cove]

Ok I'm going to work now lmfao see ya mango

[simple iron]

I will sell machine guns

[digital plume]

C ya matrix

[vale prism]

Who is yelling

[brazen hemlock]

The United States barely unite with one another 😂

[swift umbra]

lucky you, for stuff that isn't food or necessary products here its 21% tax (food is 9%)

[vale prism]

In need of few rockets

[simple iron]

You can grow your own food to save some money

[digital plume]

Im so glad i dont have tax

U spend 50 bucks on groceries u spend 50 bucks on groceries

[humble bolt]

imagine asking without mentioning me

[digital plume]

Unless the total is 50,35 then it will ring u up as 50,45

[vale prism]

Should I?

[swift umbra]

here the tax is included in the price, if you buy lets say a car for 10000 euro's you basically pay 121% the price

[digital plume]

But just buy a 10cent bag and u good

WHAT

[humble bolt]

its fine 😔

[digital plume]

Thats too. Much

[simple iron]

Money is money

[swift umbra]

so the real price would be around 8200, but taxes make it 10k

[digital plume]

Wow

[swift umbra]

since mister government wants some money as well

[digital plume]

Thats literally 1800 extra u pay

[simple iron]

What if we commit insurance fraud

[digital plume]

1800 euros isnt small

[swift umbra]

yep

[swift umbra]

food is only 9% tax luckily

but anything that you dont need to live is 21%

[digital plume]

Thank God there isnt sale tax here

[swift umbra]

so if you have a car that's 100k...

you're paying 18k extra in taxes

[digital plume]

Shittt

[swift umbra]

and you aint done yet

[digital plume]

I mean same here but its like 8k less if u insured the car

[simple iron]

Can we get rid of the IRS

[swift umbra]

still need to insure it, get it mot checked etc.

[digital plume]

Sadly no

[vale prism]

Same here

[digital plume]

The insurance is like 3 grand depending on what car u have

[swift umbra]

where do you live?

[vale prism]

Relatable

India

[swift umbra]

it's a bit lower here, but still pricey

[digital plume]

I mean if u have a shit car why bother

[simple iron]

If someone gifts you lot of money no tax

[digital plume]

But the good thing is u pay 3k insurance ur car gets totaled u get a free one

[swift umbra]

cause you're forced by law to have it insured

otherwise you can't drive it on the road

well you can, but mister cop will take it when he sees the car

[simple iron]

Become president

[digital plume]

Lol i feel bad for the hobo saving up 1000. For a shitty 1998 volkswagen golf mk1

[swift umbra]

still needs to insure it here

[digital plume]

Yh

I mean cops. Wont take your car they will just tell u to not drive it until u get insurance and they will put a claw on your wheel here

[swift umbra]

now hold on a sec

I decided to show it to you guys by seeing how much it would cost to insure my dads classic car

I don't believe its nothing a month

thats pure bs

[digital plume]

What car does ur dad drive?

[swift umbra]

well he drives a skoda but his hobby car is a 1986 audi coupe gt

[digital plume]

Can you translate that image from bullshit to english?

[swift umbra]

its in dutch, but the only thing you need to know is wa casco is the best after all risk, but all where zero euro's a month

I dont believe that shit

[digital plume]

Thats bullshit

[swift umbra]

when I tried to see how much a car I wanted to buy that was like 1/4 of the price of that coupe it would cost me 1000 euro's

a month

all risk, but still

[digital plume]

So fucking stupid

[swift umbra]

that site just doesn't work

this is the car he has btw @digital plume (sorry @simple iron that I post this for the 1000000th time )

[digital plume]

Dam

[swift umbra]

its the only one left in the country with an automatic, quite a special thing

[simple iron]

Beep

[swift umbra]

and idk if you know the engine, but its got the legendary Audi 5 cyl

[digital plume]

If u come to bosnia u would spot 4 per 50 square meters

[swift umbra]

not these, these things are rare as hell

[simple iron]

Give me a cargobob I will have it

[swift umbra]

mainly because most are cut up and build into sport quattro's

[digital plume]

Is that the audi 80?

[swift umbra]

oh no, those are dirt cheap here as well

this is a coupe

the base model used for the quattro

[digital plume]

Ohhhhh

[swift umbra]

I fired it up a while ago since people demanded it

[digital plume]

Then i messed up

Dam that car is nice as hell

[swift umbra]

apart from the exhaust (was an option but not selected on this car, we added that since the old one was pathetic) its 100% stock

[digital plume]

Yh

Exhausts arent really a upgrade except the straight piped

[swift umbra]

its just a bigger one

it was a factory option, but the car didn't have it when my dad bought it 18 years ago (I wasn't even born back then)

used to be his daily driver

bought it stanced and everything, slowly rebuilt it to a 100% stock one

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/sesame-street-kermit-the-frog-kermit-dancing-fun-gif-16613860

[digital plume]

My brother used to own a rare bmw m3 gtr full white chrome wheels suspended tinted windows and a straight pipe exhaust twin turbo 3.0 inline six he was charged 6k per month for insurance since the car was a fucking beast

He had to sell it

[simple iron]

[digital plume]

And since its a m3 gtr its a pretty rare car i would say

[swift umbra]

he should've brought that back to its origional glory, not tinted thing

[digital plume]

It wasnt too. Much tinted its like perfect tint for summer so the inside doesnt heat as much

[simple iron]

I like the bmw m3 e30

[swift umbra]

I mean this is a good looking car

[swift umbra]

you can't hate that by law

[digital plume]

The car was bought for 3k and modified for 23k

[river bison]

irl?

[swift umbra]

yes

[simple iron]

I think it was m4 I’ll show pic

[river bison]

23k in customisation 🤯

gawd dakn

damn

[simple iron]

This

[digital plume]

The car was street legal if u wonder but the car was such a beauty

[swift umbra]

mate, the plate says m3...

[river bison]

like the futo

[swift umbra]

out

leave

now

[river bison]

nuh uh

[digital plume]

I still remember it i didnt have a phone at the time since it was badly damaged but i have the image in my head

[swift umbra]

how dare you disrespect that car so much

[river bison]

it does look like it @swift umbra

[simple iron]

I didn’t even see that

[river bison]

didn't say same performance

[digital plume]

Nahhh are u crazy why yall dissrispect that beauty

[swift umbra]

the sentinel classic is based off that car mate

of an m3

[river bison]

oh

[digital plume]

Yessssssss

[river bison]

mb

[swift umbra]

the futo is a toyota I believe

at least the gtx is

[river bison]

should i buy the stinger @swift umbra

Itali gto stinger

ii

[swift umbra]

its a shame they use these cars for burnout competitions and such

they ruin these gems

[digital plume]

The normal futo i belive its based on the toyota levin coupe

Idk im not sure

[swift umbra]

I don't dare to give a car either

I know the gtx is the A86

but the normal one is tricky

[swift umbra]

if you want to use your controller as a baseball, yes

[digital plume]

Some say its a r30, skyline some say its a levi coupe

[river bison]

y

[swift umbra]

if you want to keep your controller in one piece, don't

[swift umbra]

it drives like crap

[river bison]

ok ig

[swift umbra]

horrible handling

[river bison]

also

[cunning void]

[river bison]

should I get the champion or the ignus @swift umbra

[swift umbra]

its not a skyline, I know that at least

[swift umbra]

ignus, champion is the biggest scam in gta

[digital plume]

Fuck it im sticking to the toyota levi coupe idgaf

[river bison]

what's better tho ignus or the Krieger

[swift umbra]

I agree

[river bison]

ignus is moree good looking

[swift umbra]

https://gtacars.net/?filter_race_class=sup&page=1&sort=lap_time

[digital plume]

Performance wise krieger is better imo

[swift umbra]

you can see it all on that site

[river bison]

bro really said " look at this shit bro ion got time for this"

[swift umbra]

haha, nah I'm not in the mood really

sorry

[river bison]

thx @swift umbra

[river bison]

nah all good g

[swift umbra]

I basically say what that site says so might as well link it to you no?

since I know that I can trust that site, since the testing they've done is proven to be accurate

and not stolen... cough Harmnone

(he uses the lap times from the guy who tests the cars for this site and just drives around and tells everyone these times)

[river bison]

ye you're right

[digital plume]

Ima head out guys

Bye nick

[swift umbra]

[maiden quartz]

thanks for this website tho

[swift umbra]

it deserves more love, the guy who did the lap times is, and I'm not kidding retesting every single car in the game to make sure things haven't changed over time with updates and such

and to get it as accurate as possible

thats testing around 600 cars

[maiden quartz]

that requires a lot of time and patience. not everyone can do it. thanks to whoever made this website. now I can have a detailed comparision bw the cars i wanna buy

[swift umbra]

yea, the guy is crazy

its youtuber broughy1322 if you want to know

but its not just driving the cars, its maxing every single car until you think you get that perfect lap

[maiden quartz]

oh nice. I'll check out his channel for sure

[swift umbra]

which is lunacy if you ask me

[maiden quartz]

damn. does he do it legit or might be using some mods?

[swift umbra]

legit

[maiden quartz]

again damn

[swift umbra]

he really goes out with every car around a test track to max it

[maiden quartz]

respect ++

[swift umbra]

even crap like a vamos, which is impossible to drive

[swift umbra]

I always link people his stuff, mainly because he deserves the love

so many youtubers just steal his testing without giving credits

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115094371575021598/1115094561170137188/A5D99E67-B6ED-45A9-AB8E-AAA880415E5E.gif

[maiden quartz]

i was surprised to hear harmnone does that

[swift umbra]

its not hard to see

[maiden quartz]

[swift umbra]

just look up his top ten supercars vid and compare gtacars.net info with what he says

and remember, he just drives about and says numbers, if you watch that broughy guys testing you can see the lap yourself whilst he talks about the car

[maiden quartz]

nice man. he's doing a great job for sure

making things easy for others

[swift umbra]

btw, harmnone doesn't even have a clue how to drive fast

[past marsh]

You should really have a YouTube channel that's just filled with GTA car info and IRL car info.

[swift umbra]

the gta car info is that broughy1322 guy

I use his info here as well

only that I'm not a copycat and give credits

see?

look at the note at the bottom

[maiden quartz]

there is already one. Digital Car Addict

[maiden quartz]

lol. i only watched his couple videos. mostly I watch tgg

[past marsh]

ah ok

[swift umbra]

https://youtu.be/5CemL60fKNM?si=OvLOCD9e5Q75_tP7

this is broughy's 2020 vid on the fastest cars

https://youtu.be/a0l_NcVIOvI?si=XirsHoyS5xYvEEM3

this is how harmnone shows the info

just compare the two, which one is the steal and which one is hard based facts

[maiden quartz]

I've watched this video 😂

[maiden quartz]

definitely the former

[swift umbra]

all he does is drive about, doesn't show the times or anything like that

[maiden quartz]

and broughy has more subs than harmnone so that's a W 😂

[swift umbra]

yea, but harm still steals the shit

the funniest vid is his racing guide, it doesn't even make sense

bro says that always driving on the inside of the corner is the fastest...

(its not)

and then goes about saying that always staying on the outside makes you slower

[maiden quartz]

yes. and like even if he's doing that he should mention the website and the person who did the actual tests in the video like tgg does whenever he posts news about gta 6

[swift umbra]

plus there is no need to steal the info, just redirect people to that site so the person who spends HOURS (no joke, he really does) a day testing gets some kickback

[maiden quartz]

true. but I don't think anyone will accept they were cheating. they will just say they tested it off the record

[swift umbra]

for the people that want to know, its outside, inside, outside

[swift umbra]

yea, its a shame

and there are sooo many that do so

[maiden quartz]

i never watched that video is his but thanks for a summary 😂

[swift umbra]

its how you should take a corner, not hang onto the inside like harmnone says you should

like how can you go about telling people which car is the best, THE BEST for racing without knowing the most basic thing about racing?

[maiden quartz]

don't worry man. they won't last longer. hard working people know how to sustain that. people who steal just get lazy after some point

[swift umbra]

yea, thats luckily true

[maiden quartz]

harmnone didn't even post any update about gta 6 and look at tgg. he keeps eye on all the sources. he even hinted us about the Michael dlc which might come this year. so hard workers always prosper

[swift umbra]

but I still get upset when people say: harmnone said this car is the fastest

no he didn't, he stole that info

[maiden quartz]

yeah but most people don't know this . ur doing a good job educating people with that. i would've never known if u didn't tell me. so thanks for that

[swift umbra]

I always say so

I hate copycats

[maiden quartz]

gta 5 is almost in its end days. but people who work hard are gonna carry this in gta 6 too and then people will know about them

[swift umbra]

Broughy has been doing this testing since 2014

he was the one who shocked everyone when he said the adder in fact wasn't the fastest car in the game

but the entity

[frail stirrup]

i need 2 players

[upper fractal]

Hey @frail stirrup, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
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#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[maiden quartz]

i can't wait to see what vehicles will be in gta 6

[maiden quartz]

for what

[swift umbra]

they will be tested by him for sure

[maiden quartz]

yeah

[frail stirrup]

no more

i needed someone for prison break

[opal stream]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-sleep-goodnight-tired-zzz-gif-11572819

[lavish flame]

That one sucks

[sterile maple]

fi

[upper fractal]

Hey @frail stirrup, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[mighty imp]

Yo guys how do I play the runners vs cars job on gta PlayStation

[simple iron]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[swift umbra]

you got ?gta for that

[upper fractal]

Hey, @simple iron It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[simple iron]

I forgot about that

[broken gate]

How much do we think gta 6 going to be?

I’m thinking $89.99

[boreal arrow]

At least $100

[crimson basalt]

It’s gonna be set to the standard triple a price

They want to maximize sales why would they make it more expensive than the average game

[worn hare]

Yo do any of yall want a free modded account? xbox

[viscid haven]

No

[viscid haven]

70/80*

[willow jolt]

Bro getting banned lol

[worn hare]

how

[viscid haven]

They won't start charging more then every other triple A

[willow jolt]

Gta mod stuff isnt allowed on this server

[worn hare]

oh bruh

[viscid haven]

Grass

[boreal arrow]

Do you want chocolate flavored pizza?

[willow jolt]

Bro really tagging mods lmao

[boreal arrow]

Maybe

[worn hare]

im thinking like $150

[viscid haven]

Theres no maybe about it aha its gonna be standard triple a price

[viscid haven]

Then you clearly havnt bought many games at full price before

[boreal arrow]

Well there is still a small chance that it won’t be $70/80

[worn hare]

nah i have but i feel like they gonna make it $150 or sum. Some people said 100+

[viscid haven]

In 10 years the price has gone up max 10 pounds for triple A games why yall think its gonna cost more then 100

[willow jolt]

We dont know how much it will cost

[viscid haven]

Its a triple a title from a triple a dev team theres no reason it would cost more then triple a price

Use your common sense

Dence ass gta players

[willow jolt]

Just said we didnt even have a trailer and y all thinking gta wil did

[crimson basalt]

Honestly the triple a price is a scam

They started charging $10 more for games that are 10% finished

[willow jolt]

It wil prob be 69.99,79,99 or 89,99

[viscid haven]

Gta 6 I think will be worth it alot of work has gone into it :") but yh most the cods recently not been worth it

[crimson basalt]

Nintendos even worse, they really expecting me to pay $70 for a 720p 30fps game

[viscid haven]

Mw3 not even had a year put into it

[willow jolt]

Im scared it wil fail bc gta became so big bc its so old

[willow jolt]

Lmao

[viscid haven]

Gta 6 will break the Internet

[willow jolt]

Maybe

[viscid haven]

100%

[wintry locust]

Why is my meth lab not filling up I bought some supplies it’s not filling up I waited an hour its still say 0

[crimson basalt]

Gta 6 online will be probably ruined by micro transactions but the story mode will be fire

[willow jolt]

If the story sucks it wil fail so hard

[viscid haven]

Story wont suck

Name one bad game

[crimson basalt]

Its a bonnie and clyde type story

[viscid haven]

Rock star has released

[willow jolt]

U need to buy walter white to unlock production

[crimson basalt]

It’s pretty hard to fuck up a story everyone knows

[wintry locust]

How

[viscid haven]

Its gonna be full of drug lords and narcos and shit stuff we havnt had before

[simple iron]

[viscid haven]

Its gonna be lit

[willow jolt]

Dont forget every gta has had 3 guys as main caracters and now its a guy with a women

[willow jolt]

Call dex and ask him to give walter white

[viscid haven]

Every gta had 3 guys what do you mean?

Only gta 5 had 3 guys rest was 1 guy

[crimson basalt]

I wanna see how jason and lucia end up becoming big time robbers when they look like ur average gen z junkie couple

[willow jolt]

Lol

[viscid haven]

I hope they get into selling drugs with the cartel

[crimson basalt]

Shes latina and its in miami so that’s probably gonna be the plot

[willow jolt]

Lets hope lester still there

[viscid haven]

Yh I'm thinking cartel will have a big part to play

[viscid haven]

Lester won't be in it ahaha

[crimson basalt]

Im expecting jason to just be jessie pinkman

[wintry locust]

It’s only saying request work and request transportation

[willow jolt]

Then ask lester to call walter white

[viscid haven]

I like the female and male protagonist

Its somthing diffrent

[crimson basalt]

I wonder if well get a bank robbery, cause they dont really look like the type of criminals who would ever get to rob a bank

[viscid haven]

Yhh I don't think bank robberys are gonna be as big in this one from the leaks you see there robbing a cafe and they seem amateur

[wintry locust]

What is Walter white anyway

[willow jolt]

Damn bro really fell for it

[viscid haven]

A chemistry teacher

[willow jolt]

Sorry lil bro

[viscid haven]

Who ends up cooking meth

[wind trout]

Nah screw that guy

Anyways bye everyone

[crimson basalt]

Probably a chase bank

[wind trout]

?afk bye

[upper fractal]

@wind trout I set your AFK: bye

[wintry locust]

Dude I’m being serious help me

[viscid haven]

Yh there's probs small time banks

I think part of the plot might involve them oweing money

[crimson basalt]

I heard that we could freely rob any place outside of missions

[wintry locust]

I’m being serious

[willow jolt]

If ur meth lab is set up then ressuply and if it doesnt work just wait

[viscid haven]

Yep and there's interactions to like red dead 2 so will be able to rob npcs also

Maybe even a train to if there is one

[crimson basalt]

Tbh only thing that doesnt make sense how we can walk around miami in 2023 with guns strapped to our backs, unless its only in missions

[boreal arrow]

I thought he cooked brownies

[viscid haven]

No idea they will probs add it somehow into the story

They linked gta 5 a little into it

Theres a leak of npcs talking about the guy we blew the head of

With the phone

[willow jolt]

Lol

[viscid haven]

Theres npcs around a pool talking about that

[crimson basalt]

That happened in 2013 tho

[viscid haven]

Probs does in his free time

[viscid haven]

Its just a little easter egg im pretty sure but it was in the leaks

Just some npcs talking about it

[willow jolt]

Lets hope the dlc this december is actually good

[crimson basalt]

Also there’s gonna be a dating system with jason and lucia

[willow jolt]

The contract was the last good one

[past marsh]

3d sex

[simple iron]

😏

[crimson basalt]

I hope there’s different endings based on their relationship by the end

[viscid haven]

That would be cool

Not just 3 options but depending on the relationship

Red dead 2 added alternative endings

SO is possible for them to do it

[simple iron]

When gta 6 comes we gonna be on it 24/7

[viscid haven]

Lmao fr :")

[crimson basalt]

Rdr2 alternate endings were kind of mid tho, gta 5 had good alternate endings

[viscid haven]

I didn't like that I had to pick i just wish It picked for me based on how I played my game

[crimson basalt]

In rdr2 u just get a different death scene but nothing changes, gta 5 u get to choose to kill your team mate or your enemies

[viscid haven]

Yh for sure I always go death wish ngl :") big ass fightt

[simple iron]

[past marsh]

Rdr2 multiple endings were bad tbh

[past marsh]

It's the same thing but a different scenery

Dutch, opinion on Micah?

[crimson basalt]

If u hated trevors psychoticness u leaned to killing him, if you hated michaels lying manipulation and ego you chose to kill him. If you liked all of them and hated the enemies even more u chose deathwish

[viscid haven]

I liked Trevor

Atleast he was loyal

Unlike micheal

So is Dutch ngl

I have a plan

[past marsh]

Michael was a bitch ngl

[viscid haven]

All I need is timeee

Authur would of made the best leader

[simple iron]

Beep

[viscid haven]

Dutch was a ass hole

He never had a plan he just wanted more money :")

[viscid haven]

Red dead 2 is better then gta 5 by a mile

Rdr2 is actually my fav game

[past marsh]

Dutch, how tf did you pull off multiple big heist yet "still need more money"

[past marsh]

Detriot Become Human is good too

I recommend it

[viscid haven]

I'll check it out!!

[lavish flame]

that was a a swing of mood

[viscid haven]

Some of my favs will be cyberpunk 2077 and rdr1 and rdr2

Rdr1 was pretty fun ngl

Really wish they gave us undead nightmare 2

[past marsh]

I have the game but only got through like 30 minutes worth of progress

Oh yeah, got it earlier this year. Guess how and what price.

[viscid haven]

That shit would of been spooky with new graphics

Switch?

[past marsh]

No

[viscid haven]

I got it on my pc with a switch emulator

[past marsh]

Original 360 version

[raw warren]

fuck you bot

can someone ban this piece of shit

[slow moss]

Hey Guys I want to play Gta V Jobs Parkour Stunt Races

[past marsh]

I emulated the game first on my PC, but less than a week later, I went to a thrift store and found the game being sold for 1 dollar

[viscid haven]

I first played it on 360 but I have to play 60 frames 30 is way to low for me lmao

You need to finish it if you havnr

[slow moss]

How can i play with you guys?

[viscid haven]

Its really good

[past marsh]

#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[viscid haven]

And tajes after rdr2 in story

[upper fractal]

Hey @slow moss, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[sullen crest]

Blud will be a banned ch

[simple iron]

[viscid haven]

I wonder where a red dead 3 would be placed

With Jack afterwards when he fights for the war etc

Or before in black water

[lavish flame]

How long does it take for a hanger to fill up with just 1 type of cargo?

[lavish flame]

I hope if they make one make it be about either Micah or Landon Ricketts

[past marsh]

Hours with only yourself

Slightly less with someone else helping

[lavish flame]

Most of the time alone

So yeah

[viscid haven]

I think if they did release one it would still be themed around dutches group ngl

[lavish flame]

So like how many hours would you estimate?

[past marsh]

I doubt the game would be a Jack story about WW1. Also on this subject, do you think Michael is a Marston?

[viscid haven]

Would be kinda sick to play aurthurs and John's up bringing

[lavish flame]

Yessss

[past marsh]

3-5 hours or more

[lavish flame]

Damnnnnn

😭

I gotta get to work lmao

[past marsh]

Depends on where you are, what type of source missions you do, and more.

In 1 hour solo, I could probably do like 5 crates or so.

[lavish flame]

Zancudo, all land missions

[simple iron]

[viscid haven]

Micheal?

[past marsh]

De santa GTA:V

[lavish flame]

I could like cut the time down I guess by doing 2 types of cargo instead of just 1

But I want that 70% bonus

[viscid haven]

Ohhhhhh theres like rumours he is right

[past marsh]

I do two type of cargo

[viscid haven]

Theres alot of red dead easter eggs in gta 6

5*

[past marsh]

Like his special ability is basically Dead Eye level 1.

[lavish flame]

I might do that

[simple iron]

Ye there’s a trail somewhere with a sign called Arthur trail or something like that

[viscid haven]

Would be cool if he was :")

[viscid haven]

The fortune teller box is also a rdr1 Easter egg

Madem mazar or some shit

[simple iron]

Yes

[past marsh]

Imagine the big "next GTA game" is just a GTA: V remastered.

[viscid haven]

And when you rent the bike with Jimmy the guy who you rent the bike of is actually wearing a red dead 1 t shirt :")

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-mad-cat-mad-death-stare-gif-2007099240114134459

[past marsh]

Never noticed that

[raw warren]

nah GTA 4 remake

[viscid haven]

Its super hard to notice as its really faded out but yh its the red dead 1 cover art

Gta 4 had some of the best physics for a gta game

[raw warren]

sigh I think I need to fresh download windows

in my pc

[viscid haven]

They removed alot of them for gta 5

[lavish flame]

I’m excited for the new dlc tbh

I think it’s gonna be a sick fuckin heist

[viscid haven]

I don't play gta 5 anymore ngl don't care for online shits a mess on pc

[lavish flame]

Yk “one final score”

I play online just to make money and drive cars

[viscid haven]

Sounds annoying

[lavish flame]

And fuck around

[simple iron]

🤨

[viscid haven]

I filled up all my garages and had a few hundred mil

[lavish flame]

Cus on my old account I already did everything

[viscid haven]

So I got bored

[lavish flame]

I had like 70 mil

All business

All houses and shit

Got boring

[viscid haven]

Gets boring after a while when you don't PVP

[lavish flame]

Now I just play for fun do what’s fun so I can buy cool cars

[viscid haven]

I like money making so rarely pvped

[lavish flame]

I’m gonna buy a rogue and learn to pvp with it

[raw warren]

it is

[past marsh]

I am almost to 50 million

[raw warren]

sigh

[raw warren]

congrats

[past marsh]

damn GTA chat is just dead

[raw warren]

then road to 100 mil?

[past marsh]

Thank you!

[lavish flame]

Ever since they nerfed cayo I just haven’t really cared about making money

[past marsh]

No, going to go buy the vehicles I want then buy/upgrade my properties.

[raw warren]

cayo is such an interesting concept

go on a totally different island

[past marsh]

Going to try to have fun after getting 50 million

[raw warren]

I hope they have something like that in gta 6

[viscid haven]

Cayo got me back into the game when it released

[past marsh]

I hope they do something like RDR2 with Chapter 5

[simple iron]

Jewelry heist solo would be nice

[lavish flame]

Does anyone wanna help me source hangar crates please 😺

[raw warren]

same

[raw warren]

oo nice

[upper fractal]

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[lavish flame]

I know

But

[viscid haven]

I just hope they fix there security so I can actually play online on pc

[lavish flame]

I hear on pc it’s a mess

On ps4 too

Weirdly a large amount of modders

[past marsh]

Honestly PC isn't that bad of a mess ignoring the modders and salty basement teenagers

[raw warren]

modders on ps4?

[lavish flame]

Yea

[raw warren]

tf

[past marsh]

There's modders every where on the game

[raw warren]

you have modders on consoles???

the hell

[past marsh]

It's not exclusive to pc.

[lavish flame]

Sometimes yea

[raw warren]

I never knew wtf

[viscid haven]

Most lobby's I was in there was a guy stopping me from selling my stock or just spawning planes and ufos around me

Just ruins it

[raw warren]

fr

[viscid haven]

Its the same with rdo sadly

Was fine for a while

[lavish flame]

Rdo had so much potential man

[viscid haven]

But then I found some hackers who would put a ufo on my body and you cant do shit

Yh for sure

[lavish flame]

So much wasted potential

[viscid haven]

The fact they didn't add a single heist pisses me off

[lavish flame]

Would have been a fantastic game

[past marsh]

RDO I just don't bother with

Boring anyway

[viscid haven]

Imagine doing cowboy heists with your friends

Its borning because they didn't add anything to it

[lavish flame]

The “heists” absolutely SUCK

[viscid haven]

It could of been way better

[lavish flame]

I don’t get it

[viscid haven]

Imagine a bank heist in rdo

[past marsh]

This might just be me, but I like how RDR2 didn't have prep missions for heist. It just happened.

[lavish flame]

You can’t even rob stores in rdo

[simple iron]

Would be nice

[past marsh]

Yeah it's dumb

[raw warren]

with the homies

W

well but it is what it is

[viscid haven]

Yep they already confirmed they won't be working on it anymore

[past marsh]

RDO had the potential

[royal roost]

Imagine doing cowboy with your friends

🤤🤤🤤

[viscid haven]

Exactly you get it :")

Wait

What

No

[royal roost]

You get it too :")))))

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-scared-scary-sad-gif-26439591

[raw warren]

fr

sounds fun

[royal roost]

Very fun, pants down and ride my dick

[raw warren]

what no

[royal roost]

if you're white ofc

are you white

[raw warren]

????

[royal roost]

what

I have preferences

[raw warren]

okaay

[royal roost]

if the person is white and cute, there's a hole to be made

😉

[lavish flame]

Bro😭😭😭

[raw warren]

lemme send a ss

[royal roost]

what ss

wait what ss

[lavish flame]

If there’s a hole there’s a goal I guess…

[raw warren]

wait why did my dumbass say ss

I mean a pic

of mine

[royal roost]

you better be looking good

⌚⌚

[raw warren]

please dont judge

[past marsh]

GOD DAMN

SMASH

[royal roost]

FUCK

YOU

FUCK AWAY

FROM ME

[past marsh]

Where could I pull up?

[royal roost]

you're fucking sick

why did i step into this chat again

[wanton hull]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-spiderman-gif-24206462

[royal roost]

oh my god

y'all are fucking sick

[wanton hull]

The amazing Spider-Man 2 is underrated

[past marsh]

The TASM series is overhated imo. I loved it

[royal roost]

I simply scratched my balls after hearing this information

thats all your info was good for

[raw warren]

please I'm good looking

[royal roost]

🤢🤢🤢🤢

[viscid haven]

Tbf all the spiderman movies are pretty enjoyable ngl

[past marsh]

The new fanmade spiderman movie

[raw warren]

lets meet at our usual hotel

[viscid haven]

Best one

[wanton hull]

I’m becoming an amazing Spider-Man 2 enjoyer

[royal roost]

Scratching my balls again

🏈

[past marsh]

NAH

[past marsh]

What time

[simple iron]

🤨🤨

[royal roost]

Life goals

[simple iron]

[wind trout]

Who gave bro pic perms

Who authorized this

[simple iron]

Who knows

[wind trout]

I'm taking them away

[simple iron]

[wind trout]

Nah I'm kidding

Also

[lost schooner]

We needa find em fr

[wind trout]

I want all of you to congratulate @simple iron on receiving community helper

[past marsh]

Sup Baguette, been a little while since we lost spoke.

[wind trout]

Yes hello

[lost schooner]

Its true though

@swift umbra

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-twerk-meme-gif-24817011

[raw warren]

huh

he's just like me

[past marsh]

Gyat

[wind trout]

I'm taking it away

[wind trout]

Yes he is

[simple iron]

Noooooo

[raw warren]

😭

[wind trout]

?cat

[upper fractal]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[wind trout]

Me asf

[simple iron]

You have no rizz unlike that cat

[lost schooner]

?dog

[upper fractal]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[raw warren]

making a fruit sandwich

[simple iron]

Uhhhh

[royal roost]

NO

[lost schooner]

Make me one too please

[orchid hound]

looks yummy

[raw warren]

sure!

[lost schooner]

?doggo

[upper fractal]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[lost schooner]

Hehehehehehehehehehehe

Based doge

🐶🐕

[orchid hound]

what abt me? :-:

[raw warren]

you want one? suree

everyone gets a sandwich

[lost schooner]

Coe makes good sandwiches I hear

@raw warren are u preparing for christmas yet? Ive slr bought my ticket to india

[orchid hound]

inv me

[raw warren]

hell yeah I've ordered everything I need

[orchid hound]

to ur house

[raw warren]

also a giant tree

[simple iron]

You forgot meth

[raw warren]

hop in with everyone

[raw warren]

you were supposed to bring that zaza

you forgot??

[lost schooner]

Letsgooo

[simple iron]

I have 900 pounds of it

[raw warren]

less goo

[lost schooner]

Nah coz if he did he cant come

[raw warren]

that's enough for a week

[raw warren]

oh

its fine I'll find a local suplier

[simple iron]

[orchid hound]

lol

his face tho 💀

[raw warren]

bro almost blew his cover

[lost schooner]

Nahnahanah, he got it, coz I said if he doesnt got it he cant come so he bought extra

[lost schooner]

Zamn what u gonna cook

[simple iron]

I have a truck full of it

[lost schooner]

Very based, this party boitta be sicj

[orchid hound]

rockstar is cookin too rn

[simple iron]

Rockstar sells guns to the cartels how they make money

[orchid hound]

maybe at black market'

[raw warren]

perfect as things should be

[raw warren]

king crabs lobsters bisk chicken tandoori and butter masla with frsh naan and jeera rice

and indian sweets at the end

with unmimited drinks

[simple iron]

🤑

[lost schooner]

Dayumn

That sounds good asf though

[lavish flame]

Bruh

[near patrol]

Fatass

That's a typical mods diet

U ain't no mod

[simple iron]

Paula

[near patrol]

Congrats on ch

Aaron

[simple iron]

[near patrol]

[lost schooner]

U aint either

[near patrol]

I didn't say I am

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115094371575021598/1115094561170137188/A5D99E67-B6ED-45A9-AB8E-AAA880415E5E.gif

[lavish flame]

Lol

[cinder mist]

How much money does taxi work give for one fare?

[boreal arrow]

$1

That’s guaranteed

[cinder mist]

Great

[willow jolt]

Too much to be realistic and too less to be gta normal

[lavish flame]

hellooo

[lavish flame]

How are u

[willow jolt]

Very good, how are you, didnt know you were here too

[lavish flame]

I am

here

How did u find lspp then

[lavish flame]

I'm curious

[willow jolt]

Some guy in the gta online discord server sent me a invite

[lavish flame]

oooh

It could also be me ofc

Bcs i also promo here

[willow jolt]

Lol

[lavish flame]

Welp lspp is better as gtao

[willow jolt]

Yes but i dont think that this server allows it too lmao

[lavish flame]

It is allowed

just in #1003766531123073074

Nowhere else

[willow jolt]

How are we only at 900 members lol

[lavish flame]

idk

very unfortunbate

prolly they dont play lol

or look in self promo

[willow jolt]

Lol

[broken gate]

[viscid haven]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-imagine-dog-gif-15909232

[raw warren]

@fiery cove happy Diwali 🪔🎇

[wintry locust]

Why is it say I can’t sell my acid

In gta

[upper fractal]

Hey, @wintry locust It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[undone spire]

wake up people

[sharp field]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-i'm-deadbro-i'm-dead-gif-17750076160133737273

[undone spire]

bro i thought u retired

change that purple

[sharp field]

why’d you think that

[boreal arrow]

Because acids are dangerous

[small needle]

Donkay would never retire

[sharp field]

prob

[undone spire]

https://tenor.com/view/noted-gif-20569892

[quaint barn]

its the biggest piece of dogshit

my game kept on crashing and exiting on its own

No its because i downloaded a mod no

its possibly the modders whos fucking me over

Far as i can tell i know that they fixed it

kinda

but i bet its been worked around

and somehow someway fucks up my PC

This dogshit game been out for 10 years and rockstargames still havent bothered fixing it

fuck

Dead chat

[velvet forum]

hi guys

i hsve eyelash glue in my eye

it rlly hurts

[wanton hull]

how the hell did you do that

[simple iron]

Michael dlc

[wanton hull]

nice

[fervent raft]

in GTA?

Is the hamster one new

[simple iron]

Ye

[nova pilot]

looking for people to help me in cayo perico heist and preps

[fervent raft]

Lfg

[simple iron]

Go to #👉roles choose what you play on

[nova pilot]

pc

[fervent raft]

well yes

[upper fractal]

Hey @nova pilot, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[fervent raft]

Thanks Alan

[simple iron]

[fervent raft]

No angy

[nova pilot]

[fervent raft]

No angy

[tidal plank]

I feel like @simple iron is just gonna be @honest crag 2.0

[nova pilot]

me angy if you not play with me

[fervent raft]

well that's impossible

Xbox and pc

do not chemically mix

[nova pilot]

me not care

me angy

[fervent raft]

Buy me pc

We play.

[simple iron]

I would never

[fervent raft]

my funds are all in doge coin.

[tidal plank]

Wdym by that

[simple iron]

Never be like bubbba

[nova pilot]

there are laptops for 500 zł 1$ is 4zł

[simple iron]

[tidal plank]

Why? He's a fun guy

Unlike you

So you're right you wouldn't be like him

[nova pilot]

125$

[fervent raft]

hi Venus

[simple iron]

[nova pilot]

help me in cayo preps

[tidal plank]

Fuck off

[nova pilot]

[simple iron]

Use lfg @nova pilot

[fervent raft]

[nova pilot]

me did

[simple iron]

Well wait

[nova pilot]

me cant

[nova pilot]

me no like wait

[fervent raft]

uhm guys

[lavish flame]

what

[fervent raft]

woah

[nova pilot]

you help

[fervent raft]

the rizz goes wild

[lavish flame]

[simple iron]

no I only play with myself

[fervent raft]

Wait.

What.

[nova pilot]

now you no play with you

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/smirk-bee-meme-goofy-ahh-bee-meme-sus-bee-meme-smirk-smirk-goofy-ahh-pictures-bee-sus-gif-27636585

[nova pilot]

[lavish flame]

XD

[fervent raft]

It's nnn

[tidal plank]

That's what she said

[nova pilot]

me suriv NNN

[nova pilot]

help me heist

[velvet forum]

i was trying to take off my fake eyelashes and it failed badly

[nova pilot]

[fervent raft]

Tabi can I borrow ten grand

[velvet forum]

no you cant

[nova pilot]

yes

[fervent raft]

Shucks.

[tidal plank]

Lol

[simple iron]

Embed fail

[velvet forum]

i still have lash glue in my eye

[simple iron]

Eat the glue

[fervent raft]

Accept the blindness.

[velvet forum]

my lashes are stuck together

[nova pilot]

you me help

[simple iron]

Buddy use lfg

[fervent raft]

Help me help u

I ant no scooby doo

Frick

[velvet forum]

it's out of one of my eyes

[tidal plank]

I'm starting to be inactive I think lol , I've never seen tabi and somehow she's lvl 30 ...

[lavish flame]

I'm from poland, and you

[nova pilot]

me no want blind me want cayo pericco

[lavish flame]

?

[velvet forum]

i'm only here at liek 4 in the morning

[fervent raft]

Schizophrenic?

Sorry.

[tidal plank]

Timezones buddy

[simple iron]

Green stop lurking

[nova pilot]

me did it no work

[velvet forum]

but at like 4 here it's only like 11 in america

i think

[simple iron]

Because you have to wait

[fervent raft]

What is the quote of the day

[tidal plank]

You're way off

[fervent raft]

life is

Roblox

[tidal plank]

Currently it's 10pm here in Europe so it should be around 4pm in the us

[velvet forum]

it's 9

[nova pilot]

raah

[simple iron]

ye

4:18

[tidal plank]

Central Europe*

[nova pilot]

[nova pilot]

[velvet forum]

it's currently 9:18 for me

[tidal plank]

Brit

[velvet forum]

yes

[fervent raft]

my bedtime was like 3 hours ago

[velvet forum]

i got the lash glue out of my eyes

[simple iron]

Bro has a bedtime

[velvet forum]

it's all over my eyelid

[fervent raft]

My mum didn't read my bedtime story

[lavish flame]

yes

[fervent raft]

Where does raf keep coming from.

[lavish flame]

[velvet forum]

it's still in my lashes

i'm gonna cry

[tidal plank]

Dkdc

[lost schooner]

do you know because ur kitten is from the us?

[fervent raft]

My bad

Mars

[fervent raft]

Here's what you do:

[tidal plank]

No I actually am in US timezones like once or twice a year

[simple iron]

I have many moms on here

[velvet forum]

i'm gonna scream i hate eyelash glue

[tidal plank]

Don't use it

Then

[lost schooner]

to visit ur kitten?

[velvet forum]

i have a love hate relationship with false eyelashes

[tidal plank]

You're kinda weird ...
Don't mods usually have a discord kitten?

[fervent raft]

My toes are cold.

[lost schooner]

you do? zamn same

[velvet forum]

im gonna scream

[fervent raft]

oh

[lost schooner]

yes but youre an ex mod so you still have ur kittens from ur time as a fatso working for the gaming gorilla

[fervent raft]

wait

[velvet forum]

this is rlly pissing me off i hate eyelash glue

[tidal plank]

Ur one now

So that means you also have kittens

[simple iron]

He is drunk

[tidal plank]

Always

[velvet forum]

who's drunk

[simple iron]

Raccoon

[lost schooner]

correct

[tidal plank]

And high probably too

[lost schooner]

dont hate the player, hate the game

[lavish flame]

I already like this server

[fervent raft]

Games the game

[lost schooner]

dont make me regret suggesting you as ch

[tidal plank]

Dunno where you have that from but the player can also be hated

[lost schooner]

same, are you also new?

[small needle]

Leaking

[simple iron]

Trust me I’m pro

[lavish flame]

yes

[lost schooner]

yes I hate that one football player that shot the ball in the dutch booth

[velvet forum]

who's drunk and high