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guys mark my words
No
in the future there will be an australian jersey with my last name on the back
and i will be some australian kids idol
And I will be a mafia boss 
if thatās what you wanna be, chase ur dreams
anything is possible through the power of Christ
Wanna start ur own mafia fam someday?
yes
Iāll be a business man
I think Iām gonna own 5 car washes and a restaurant as a meet place 
Finally its christmas
Fr
almost but yeah
Sat scores come out today, pray with me guys
break a leg!
@small needle i may have fucked up my exam a bit or i did a really good job, idk
no , literally
Oh yeah?
yeah
Mods suck
Hahahahaha
Iām so devious
So despicable
No reaction
Mods suck a lot
Hahahahahahha
Hi there i want to buy kosatka . For which i have to meet madrazo . But it says you must vip in casino . But i am not getting any option here for vip
Iām so genius
oh i cant share the image of course
U mean u need to meet the vip in the music locker?
i think it depends on the severity, Knoxville
Yup
Mods suck ass
Become?
This place is only for VIPs
Maybe start up an organisation and try going in?
Membership
I did it with no membership
Already done but membership of casino is separate
Wait can i send you screen shot in private messaage
Alr
U suck bro
nuggetdog has been warned. || staff disrespect (2)
lol
alright then, well here you go if you think you're so cool
Hello
gday gday
wtf just happened?
Hi Uranus
Hey Saturn
Yo can I report someone in this server that scammed me for 20%
i think the mods are your place to be
I was just asking thank u
i think the mods are your place to be aswell
oh yeah i didnt mean to be a smartass with that comment @vapid glacier
i wanted to say mercury first but i pussied out
try #šć¢supportļ¼report and then tick the scam box
i've actually never been called mercury before
well there you go, mercury
Jupeter 
and then you have these kind of idiots
X AE 12 A1 (kyle)
āļø
Hi Jupiter
hey
Is space nice?
it's alright
Do stars taste nice?
how am i supposed to eat em?
I called him that once
Open ur mouth and shove them inside
mouth?
Yes
Hi can someone please help me with the Diamond casino heist
Hey @green cove, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Gyattt
In cayo is painting with 2.5 gold is profitable or 3 gold ?
joined few minutes ago, opened the chat and this is what i was greeted with...
3 gold
Rock would probably still update gta 5 online even when gta 6 comes out
Ok thanks
Good 
#šācar-of-the-week, just enter the thread and send you pictures
make sure to read the theme and rules
thk you
Ah yes let's read the roles 
Thought 'he' was twerking, then realised....he wasn't.... twerking...
Fucking autocorrect

i mean you can read roles
LMAO
We could also read rolm
@nocturne coyote
Woah
Rolm is also in christmas spirit
Im happy
Rolm best mod
oh yes
oh yes
honestly tho i cant wait
@swift umbra promised me he'd photoshop a christmas hat in his car pfp and put that 
@lost schooner why not sinterklaas spirit
but no snow here in my country 
cause christmas better
I didnāt say that
Sinterklaas music 24/7 at work now
Poor you
I have the solution, this year rock will host the anual staff christmas dinner so we going to canada, theres snow there
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas
Oh you did

zaza no
Yall would cause world hunger
I dont want to see more people twerking

We can still have a white christmas letsgoo
espcially him
u just mad you wont be there this year
no, I said could you imagine a car with a christmas hat on
he was my childhood
I didn't say I would actually do it
r34 has already ruined it
Ex staff christmas superior
56
You said you would do it, no lying
Oh based
Elite
what? the whole mod team going to canada?
fuck that I got someone important this year 
oh yeah I'll make food for y'all tho
Yes, anual staff christmas dinner
my specials
best
who's paying for all that?
Ill stop by even though im not ex staff
Tgg
count me in
yea, when there is food a Raccoon will be there
Very based
we can take the same flight
but of course
Emirates first class no?
my special curry and rice
ok that do be looking nice
now this looks good
which will end with my cake
Only thing special about you are your special needs
Dayumn dont mind if I do
ill be wantinf some of that
yessssssssss

If your down, im downš
Dayumn
now ill most deff stop by
Is there coffee to go with the cake? 
your breakfast
@lost schooner imagine caffeine addiction

I'll make you a nice cappuccino
Better than a nicotine or vape addiction...
I got those machines
who deleted my pic 
Alr bet, this is shaping up to be an elite christmas party
wtf
perfect
Who eats pickles for breakfast, who eats pickles on bread, who tf eats pickles and puts red shit on them, for breakfast, cow are you mentally challenged?
I mean in morning everyone is tired just need something to get by
cow
Takis 

Red takis on a sandwich 
Overpriced chips rhat were made popular by tiktok
this red shit
Thatās Cheetos 
this is 9$
They exist in nl?
probably
wut black is that
Mb mb 
Papad?
the indian bread or sum
Oh for sure, but its like insanely expensive, 5 bucks for one of those little snack chips bags we have here in nl, I never tasted em
wtf
hell naw 5 bucks
No cap
I wanted to try em but that was too much ngl, didnt wanna try em that bad
I'll get 5 family packs for 5 bucks
Exactly
snacks are really cheap here
Not 1 little kid size bag
Takis are alright
I'm more of a Doritos guy anyways
Thats why america is fat
Same
Uh, cows indian
one thing I love about living here is the delivery speed
I remember some1 once angrily dm'd bek after a mute and called him a curry muncher 
everything is hella fast
Deserved
like 20 min is considred too much
Also at 1am?
That is absolutely not the case here, it takes fcking ages
they are calling 20min high delivery time lol
U n bek have beef? Why
Nah
Took us 45mins for 2 turkish pizza's
even dildos 
yup I know lol
1 kapsalon
arrives around an hour after ordering
ofc youd know this information
condoms gets delivered in 10 min
average

true
At least no accidental babiss
I recently read india is becoming incredibly futuristic in certain aspects in life
it was right
only certain
these are my fav
Indian Rupee
Apparently indian rupee is worth nothing lel, 140 bucks for 1 piece of chocolate
so that will be around 1.6$
that's not 1 piece
around 75 pieces are in there
Oh, alr thats bettee
lol
They're illegal
yeah they call those "massagers"
even found on amazon and flipcard by same name
btw just for info dildols are not illegal only the ones who look like an actual dicks are
also why am I explaining dildos š
Ain't they're called that thing
You were talking about them
š¤Æ
It's pretty good rn
I saw it
He's been send to Xeno so his feet can be tickled
Which storefront asking for friend
blinkit
or instamart
or zepto
and many more
Ofcourse I'm single 
I'm not
YouTube ig
Wdym
YouTube guide
Iāve been camping at his spawn
I tried everything
Canāt get him to spawn
A slasher spawns tho
Nice pfp bro
I mean its just 50 grand and I donāt even own the car so I canāt use the livery
Itās just annoying š
wrong chat but does this server have a crew?
Lauda
What
Yes lauda
Thatās a former F1 driver
Tgg has a crew, but thatās full at the moment

Yes Niki Lauda
His name means dick in hindi
I'm not
Show proof
How am I supposed to show proof

Told ya
@raw warren
I dont celebrate that
Cause itās an American holiday
Progen Emerus or Grotti Itali GTO Stinger TT ?
Emerus, and ask in #šāgta-discussion

wsg bbg
im so sick of this haloween weather in gta online.. i did a boat sell mission for mc business and that was crazy but kinda awesome ngl
but i also couldnt do stage 2 of union depositry bc the damn aliens kept shutting down my helicopter lol
Why is the sky green or yellow or something
halloween
@lost schooner why u always do useless shit
How tf do u turn it off
Already did
you dont
You can disable the yellow weather by going in to one of your garages.. got to the elevator and voila... works for one night tho
*only for one night... When the night time comes again the shit turns in like livin insie a fckin pumpkin again
Works prolly only for apartment garages ...not sure
Halloween is over so it will be disabled next weekly update
true
So tmrw
Yes
Wtf
Bro taking a flight
Help me with hiest??
What's gonna happen to my food 
Can u help me?
Please use LFGs
absolutely not
guys letās be real spiderman 2 is winning GOTY
TOTK aināt allat
based
Yes
I am thankful that I pulled no bitches
Does somebody have the Obey Tailgater ( michaels car from story) ?
You canāt get that on pc anymore
no but like do sombody have it in their garage
wtf you on abt
Hey Apple
Hi banana
Wrong
AWWWW
@small needle how did ur logarithms go
I think I cooked
Fairly confident I did well
Wbu?
Most were easy questions (i think and hope) for a few o had no clue
I hope I did well
I even did some extra credit problems so maybe I got a good score
5 little cats
Nice doggo
Not to sound dramatic but i would personally intervene with anything that intrudes on the safety of that cat
nice duck
Im thinking of going to a casino
@cunning void I thought you were talking about periods
yoo its my bday tmr
you should also dont give up there cus 99.999% of gamblers quit before they win big
If i loose $100 im walking away
Well well
!ban @lavish musk reason: get a job
Because loosing more than $100 would feel worse than the feeling of satisfaction from winning
r u gunna scam them like u scammed some1 in this server
I have spent 135k. Got 1.5M
Damn
Some 1?
Ha
Some every 1
whod u scam dawg
Four not five
Who didnt i scam?
!ban @wary shard : Not minding his own business
@lavish musk what are u doing
!ban @lavish musk : has no job and lives with mommy and daddy
In gta
Making money 
In their basement in fact, correct
!ban @obtuse goblet its my bday tmr say happy birthday
Ik
@open hull Gotta make that money y'feel me
Do u have ps4?
no

I have a ps5

I canāt play with u
I don't mess with console, PC is my jam
i have a ps7
So sad
Cap š§¢
Gotta make sure to get even richer
me when people call me a psychopath
No way
no
Unless you play inv only
Sounds lonely
I am 
Fr hop on console and loose your millions
i grief cargo (jk)
Ewwww
I've played on public sessions it's not that bad (mostly)
Cargo greifers ššš
tru
All this AFK'ing just to make virtual money, love it
I scam people for what little they own and what ever they can afford to give me
Wow
But i never greif cargo
ik
Thats an unspoken rule
@lavish musk you play every day?
I played pc one time and this guy had made another map on top of the current one and it was like upside down
Me a little
Average PC Public lobby
My goal is 1 bill man
Well good luck
But firts i need some cars
Or be like me & don't buy any cars 
I only have 5 vehicles shit
or....
lol
be like me and buy every car you can 
Ew spending money
ew saving money
Money šš
im bored
i dont rlly want to tbh
Congrats @lavish musk in #š£āannouncements
2 bad 4 u, I'm forcing you
Yeah I saw it lol, wasn't expecting that
then this is the wrong place to be
Sup
baguette
Soup
do me a favor
Gotta do what you gotta do 
k bye
and change the color of sotm for once
You can change the color Frenchie
Hi there you know your my favorite admin right
I made it red once and no one has changed it since š¤¦āāļø
it's been red since FOX !!!! that guy got it in may
Oh I can change it
Yknow your my favorite mod right
@wind trout imagine tryhard mod
lmao
I'ma be completely honest
Simp
I have no idea how I was picked
FR
the black was pretty nice , wasnt it @loud kiln ?
They were like: you havent been sotm yet, you are it
I forgot
lol
Rn im lightbulb
Heās also been really active and efficient
he deserved it
Lol

Hey @unreal echo itās against rules to dm people server invites right?
do you think dutch deserves mod?
If its unwanted
yes unless you asked for it
No

Yeha like this lol
Welp then I got someone to report
Same
Rip my man plato
plato428bc was banned. | dm self promo, no appeal
ik a dog that's called plato
Bro got banished
Pluto
Firts warn
Second wanrs
Then ban?
RIP
al
Hello
hi
@near patrol
Hola
i've been sick for the past 3 days ...
Get well soon š
Get better
W
i hope so lol , it's just a cold so shouldnt take that long to heal
As in THE sneaky Al?
No
Dammit
@tidal plank we green now
I have a fan fr
Green aliens are back
damn you look like assistant admin lol
Make icon geeen too
Green role
Jewelz is fixing it rn lol
Red icom
but looks good tho
Yeah I was wondering if it was possible lol
But it is 
I say we give the must supportive person mod
I say we make me owner
I say we nuke the server
we could discuss about mod but owner is a bit too far
i'm in
š¤Ø

what happened??
But i dont wanna be a mod

step nr 1
Bro cant read
Will I ever get mod?
no
I already did that
Wild
but you took back a step
oh nvm
Step number 2 is owner
nah admin
One back, 2 forward
cant be ownerif you've never had admin experience$
welp i smelled myself and my nose feels like i smelled chlorine

I meet every mod requirement Iām dirty mean and mighty unclean

U would be worst mod
Iām a nice guy
oy sassy mate
you're forgetting a couple of things
what yu talkin aboot
What
sassyyyy
cant say in here , i'll probably get warned
what have you put in this taco sassy
Dm me
How dare you

Idiot
Shhhhh
GINGER BREAD
All i want for christmassss
š« š
There's 4 different colors of mods on rn
@near patrol can u do ?setnick 1102221081873494120 Ginger Bread
Crazy
?setnick 1102221081873494120 Ginger Bread
Nickname set.
Alt
Ez
W
i wouldnt vote for this droog adict ngl
Guys
hello
Guess what
no
chicken butt
I won't
Bro's timed out for a week
Who

Why do you guys hate me
Sup frog š¤
sup ballsy
Bitch
Chicken butt
They should add the mutes back and not the timeouts

how you doing
nobody said "i hate greentop" the last few minutes
Can we mute @wind trout
Stop taking meth Al
I hate greentop
Itās bad
I'm kidding
Ok
Nah
smelling like a bucket full of sweat ngl
back to ch you go
might lick myself
Tf
Bro put me as trial š
Demoted
I'm still green
sounds fun
Wait baguette is sotm
Me mod fr
Yessir I am
No
Hes better than u
Bro
i taste like balls ngl
Wild
Are u drunk
why is baguette trial?
nice
Congrats @near patrol
Bro DEF on something
š
That makes me sad
apparently
Yall what
Green got angry
Was that even a surprise to you
Mb wrong person, no congrats for you
IT WAS ME
Who changed the color?
green angry? that's a first time
LMFAO
@unreal echo how do I be mod
@wind trout congrats :)
Yessir
?tag f staff
How can I become a staff member here?
To become staff in this server, you must check #š£āannouncements for staff applications. If they are open, you must be level 10+ and be frequently active in the server. If they are not open, you must wait until they are.
You just be good
This old
i had hoped you put the other one ...
I'll mute you 
Lies 
Its completely different lol
That I didnt get sotm?
no
Mod apps were W
Perms abuser
We usually select staff now. We arenāt looking for any new staff right now
Absolutely no
Hush and bring me some za
true , this system kinda boring
Me? Nah never
shush alt
I got selected and now I'm sotm 
I got selected and was never sotm 
wrong video
Must be
Bro said wrong video š

wait ...
@loud kiln are you also seeing this patern?
every new mod gets sotm right after they join
No, cuz im blind
Yt comments are wild
Woah congrats @simple iron
Stupid of the month?
Yes you
Thatās a ban
Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
Oh bread got staff of the month

They got no life 
@wind trout Congo
Yea, itās just me and baguette being geniuses
So we just naming random african countries now
Kenya
Mauritania
Zambia
South Africa
Croatia
Yessir

Zimbabwe
Kenya suck on deez nuts
Eeeee
And uhh
SHUT UP
Belarus
Stfu
you're gonna get senior next month
mark my words
What else is left

Since you make nuts jokes I feel like youāre trying to compensate for something
lmao
Are u gay?
- yes
- yes
Wild
@lost schooner you better give an honest answer
I'm not
@near patrol where is my 4000000 dollars you owe me
hell no
totally not a country called "south africa"

He had this
I have to compensate for my huge dick
people dont even think I have a personality cause of it
What money
What about Africa
The country of Africa

Are they different?
yeah
I always found it funny when you flipped his Signature 90 degrees to the left 
who u calling monkey?
Imagine needing that this early
Are you dumb
Heās gonna struggle for the rest of November
What
Central african republic
yeah
No one
2 months left
Dumbass
Yes
Raccoon things
actually ask the americans ik they know alot about geography
Turkey is in Africa right?
Racism š
The sarcasm is unreal
...
Asia
what is sarcasm?
Oh yeah
It's next to russia
Japan and South Korea changed themselves to Europe
nah i'm pretty sure it's in Oceania
I remember
They did?
See I'm smart
And russia is next to usa, so turkey and usa are neighbours
Yes
Al is very racist, like its not even cool anymore bro 
Asia definitely
like 2 months ago
It's on the left of Russia
Mexico became south America
that would mean usa also is in asia
Oh right
Hello guys
Asia and Europe

it's NNN calm down pls
Nah it's actually Africa
If russia borders europe, and usa borders russia does that mean usa is in europe
tf, u think Iām ai?š
You can ask American for confirmation
My sisters friend called me racist 
I said al, not ai I mean al on meth...
It's in Oceania
Oye I was joking lol

OMG this furry guy no
š
so turkey and usa are like the border of Oceania and asia aswell?
Welp time to jump off a bridge
Indeed
I'm leaving i can't handle his furry stickers
This entire conversation makes me wanna sleep
Its very confusing

But yes
cool
Same
Same
go sleep then
cuz it's about geography?
Good idea
Yes
+++++++
Actually I was good in geography
Hello, Iām looking for someone to help me find a location in gta. me and my friends are playing hide and seek and one of my friends has been hiding in Paleto somewhere since Friday. heās told us that āif you were to smuggle something into Paleto where would you do it?ā And also provided us with a clue photo that I canāt post in here
does that mean "play gta" to you?
Tbh I should be doing this rn
Always aced it
But here we are
Exactly
you get it
favo country?
Honestly
Give me your motherās number
Cuba
why?
Fidel Castro supporter aren't ya
Depends on what factors really
you can choose
For quality of life Nordic countries
true
Because cuba is an island nation with an abundance good food š
For food India or Italy
Live in Antarctica no laws
landscape nordic countries aswell

Actually if I'm going for food why tf am I picking cuba
military positioning has to go to the USA unfortunatly
Jerk chicken is making you do it
you canāt eat Cuba fatass
Shush
Cuban cigars tho
altough france aint too bad either
I actually had pork last night
It was pork wrapped in bacon
Good asf
I like those
I can't think anything else Cuba is good at except cigars
Nicee
I had fish baked for hours in banana leaf
weather?
It's was nice
I gotta be honest, from what I've seen landscape wise the usa has won for me so far
Speaking of banana I'm making banana bread in class
Italian bread is my favorite
i just made a quick stop in sweden while flying home and it was absolutly beautiful
That chicken failed no nut november
usa is a nice in between
Yup
I went to utah (and more states) this summer, I was amazed by the landscape
Europe feels too cold
Donāt go to Chicago
just miles of nothing but amazing mountains and then a nice little wild west ish town every now and then, I loved every second of that
I've heard weather is nice in newzealand
We got covered in snow lol
its bloody freezing over here
the south is alright aslong as you dont go in the summer cuz there might be forest fires
lol
America really has good geography
Expected
Yeah
Second amendment š
too bad the ppl ruin it a bit , and some other things aswell probably
Cow is india warm rn
same with other asian countries?
Asia is wayy to big to say that
Remember the Jan. 18, 2018 storm in Europe? That was intense
he means with like rain season
It's around 23*c rn at night
excluding russia
Happens everywhere sadly


