💬┃gorilla-chat

[quaint barn]

I like when rockstargames tease us something

[past marsh]

Yeah, but was saying that in general.

[undone herald]

I just want these masks then I'll be back to private lobbies. Ruins the real fun though tbh, considering playing on console lol

Looks better on pc though shame lol

[past marsh]

Honestly, console GTAO is better imo.

[lavish flame]

i hate clifford

[past marsh]

Better optimized (next-gen)

[lavish flame]

would shoot him if i could

[quaint barn]

💀 the down arrow says it all

[past marsh]

People were not lying how shitty gta online is rn

I could barely see crap

[quaint barn]

?

Bro what you talking about?

[past marsh]

The halloween event

[quaint barn]

I think the halloween seems cool

[past marsh]

My entire screen has some sort of filter on it. And thunder storm

[quaint barn]

Its called halloween weather 🗿

[past marsh]

It's thunderstorm

[undone herald]

Just got famine

[past marsh]

Nice

[undone herald]

How come all the other business battles don't count, when it says all of them count?

Only event gives reward

The one that didn't save I hope I can still get it lol

And that it isn't bugged

I put these masks on now, that makes sure it saves lol

If you deliver another package it unlocks again

The same mask that is

[honest crag]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[undone herald]

Discussion / chat? What's the difference?

[honest crag]

Talk about GTA in GTA channel

[lavish flame]

it really doesnt

[undone herald]

What's this channel about then?

[lavish flame]

general

stuff

[undone herald]

I will just not talk 😂🤣

Busy bodies

[honest crag]

Lmao

Who knew a simple redirect would be the end of the world for you

[lavish flame]

btw insurgent pick up is free rn

[undone herald]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

You can't discuss GTA in here

[lavish flame]

no

[lavish flame]

.

[honest crag]

so true

[strong magnet]

fr ong?

[honest crag]

You're learning very quickly

[lavish flame]

it is for me

idk

cant send a pic in here

[undone herald]

I don't learn weird rules so I'll be out of here soon

Good job you're not a mod lol

[strong magnet]

send dms

[honest crag]

How the hell is talking about GTA in a gta channel a weird rule

You must be new to discord

It's an extremely common thing

[lavish flame]

its a gta server lol

[honest crag]

What on earth is the disqualified role

[honest crag]

And?

[undone herald]

You must be short sighted

[honest crag]

Doesn't mean literally everything wants to talk about GTA at all times, hence the GTA channel

[swift umbra]

he got disqualified from #🚘┃car-of-the-week for submitting an out of theme vehicle

[honest crag]

Oh true

[dark vault]

Hello People

Hi bubba

[honest crag]

when did that become a role

Hello Cat

[lavish flame]

disqualified?

[dark vault]

Me fr.

[lavish flame]

cat

[dark vault]

Yes

[honest crag]

yeah

[dark vault]

True

[toxic urchin]

Hello guys 😃👋

[honest crag]

You're the only one I've seen with it

[dark vault]

I was seeing it from like the last month

@honest crag any idea when did James leave?

[lavish flame]

idk i joined this server last week

[honest crag]

Who's James

[past marsh]

Hi elgato ❤️

[dark vault]

The " Lester"

[lavish flame]

may

[dark vault]

Billionaire

[dark vault]

Yo bbg wsg

[lavish flame]

the big cut

[past marsh]

I'm the only lester here

[honest crag]

Oh him, idk and idc

[past marsh]

[dark vault]

The 90% cut taker.

[dark vault]

True for now, there was one before you

But your presence was so magnificent he left.

[lavish flame]

bros a billionare and takes 900k out of 1m

[dark vault]

Queen.

[lavish flame]

halloween weather is annoying af

red

[dark vault]

I wish I had time to play GTA.

[honest crag]

Not as bad as KDJ and Ses taking a 30k cut out of each autoshop contract for doing literally nothing other than talk and be annoying

[dark vault]

Alright

[dark vault]

Lmao

True

[honest crag]

My discord is bugging hard

[dark vault]

Lester Literally got like infinite money

[undone herald]

You all sound like absolute plebs

Taking cuts

[honest crag]

Look at this shit

[dark vault]

Damn..

Restart?

[undone herald]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[dark vault]

Or re-download?

[honest crag]

You're really mad over that huh 😂

[dark vault]

Your bio.

Enough for me

[undone herald]

Just letting you know the rules

[dark vault]

Just so you know, he's a former CH.

[undone herald]

What's Ch?

[honest crag]

the coping is insane

[dark vault]

He knows rules better than you

[dark vault]

Community Helper.

[undone herald]

Alright marmite calm down

Now you're trolling

[quasi ocean]

Hello elgato

Wassup

[dark vault]

Wsg

[undone herald]

Literally trying to disrespect me

Calling my profile etc

[quasi ocean]

Wsg meaning?

[undone herald]

That's disgusting

[honest crag]

We would never do that 🥴

[dark vault]

What's Good

[quasi ocean]

Oh

Nothing XD

[undone herald]

Who shall I report you to for attacking me personally?

[honest crag]

#📁〢support／report

[dark vault]

...

💀🙏

[honest crag]

the cat will be dealt with swiftly and justly

[undone herald]

Disgusting behaviour, you need a reality check

[honest crag]

absolutely

[dark vault]

No but a CH knows more than you.

[honest crag]

You tell em

[quasi ocean]

Elgato

Just ignore him

[dark vault]

True

[quasi ocean]

So what's going on

[dark vault]

Nothing

Listening to songs.

[quasi ocean]

Noice

I would love to talk but I gotta go study

Good night

[dark vault]

Sure

Gn

[honest crag]

Literally wtf is happening 😭😂

[dark vault]

💀

Is like your phone storage full or something?

Try to clear cache?..

[honest crag]

Nah I still got like 80GB free

[dark vault]

Damn.

[honest crag]

Goofy ass app

[dark vault]

I would have re-installed

[honest crag]

can't be bothered

[dark vault]

Lol

Alright

[honest crag]

I'm incredibly lazy

[dark vault]

Relatable

[pliant wasp]

🍑

[dark vault]

[lavish flame]

Anyone has an extra cc?

[dire garden]

elgatomacho

[small bough]

morning

[hallow marsh]

hey guys does anybody have extra gta 5 account beacuse my account got baneed and hacked?

[loud kiln]

Clan castle? I can donate some troops

[lavish flame]

Nah

Credit card

I gotta claim free nitro trial

[raw warren]

who's gonna give you his cc info bro

[past marsh]

I have 2 free months of nitro

W

[loud kiln]

Average burmese python yoinker

[dark vault]

Me fr.

[lavish flame]

Eh

[dire garden]

why do u terrorist

[loud kiln]

@lost schooner

[lost schooner]

Yes?

[dark vault]

?

[dire garden]

yes

[dark vault]

The fuck?

Are you dumb?

[small bough]

what terroist ?

[dark vault]

I am A Law abiding Military Man. Man

[grave scroll]

Yo!

[small bough]

ah well yes ofc duh he has his military hat & rifle in hand

[dark vault]

True

[dark vault]

Yo

[grave scroll]

I have a doubt how can we catch the ghosts

[small bough]

salutes

[grave scroll]

I haven't caught a ghost till now uhh

[dark vault]

I think we can't but ask in #🚔┃gta-discussion

[grave scroll]

Okay!

[dark vault]

[grave scroll]

btw what's good y'all

[dark vault]

Nothing

Everything bad

[small bough]

these cheeto puffs for breakfeast are good

[grave scroll]

why what happened?

[small bough]

whats wrong cat

[dark vault]

😔

[grave scroll]

Didn't cat get his dog

Or cat wants some rat

[small bough]

one of those

[dark vault]

I want another cat

[grave scroll]

Oh!

[dark vault]

My friend cat.

[small bough]

ahh

[dark vault]

[grave scroll]

where are you guys from?

[dark vault]

Earth.

[grave scroll]

It's a dog

[dark vault]

Oh shit

[grave scroll]

What a coincidence dude

[dark vault]

Better

[dark vault]

DAMN

[grave scroll]

Why is the cat side eyeing me

[dark vault]

You live in earth too?!?!

[dark vault]

😏

[grave scroll]

Ikr i am shocked

[dark vault]

I don't see a difference

[dark vault]

Same

[grave scroll]

Earth the only home till now

[dark vault]

True

[grave scroll]

I am bored

And it's weekend gonna play GTA after a bit

[dark vault]

Nice

Imma go sleep or stuff

I got work tomorrow also

Like 4 hour

But I get extra pay

[small bough]

👉🏼👌🏼

thats why u want a cat

[grave scroll]

Do you guys know anymore server where I can socialize lol

[grave scroll]

Dude

[dark vault]

💀🙏

No

[grave scroll]

He feels lonely

[red fog]

Anyone here live in japan?

[small bough]

im in like 40 servers so manority are the same they just die down alittle

japan?!

[grave scroll]

Nagoya

[dark vault]

This if you talk often

[dark vault]

I live alone

[red fog]

Ohh, how is it like living in japan?

[dark vault]

I haven't opened my mouth to talk with anyone for the past 4 hrs

[grave scroll]

Ik but there isn't much ppl talkin so seems kinda boring tbh

[wind trout]

Hello everyone

[grave scroll]

Cool + old ppl

[dark vault]

Tbh this is kinda dying too

[stuck quarry]

Bye

[grave scroll]

Ikr

[small bough]

i mean you can find another then comeback to chat

[dark vault]

Yo bbp

[grave scroll]

Yeah that's what I mean

BP in your area

[red fog]

What about uni? How is it like going university there? If you know

[wind trout]

Hello

[dark vault]

Hru

[grave scroll]

How did you know that I am in uni( med school) lol

[dark vault]

Fine thank you

[small bough]

he pulled up ya ip heheh

[red fog]

Idk lol, im asking since i wanna attend uni in japan as well

[strange valley]

Yo does anyone know how to fix the crappy timed out glitch for gta

[dark vault]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[small bough]

two options why it happens you join a friend its full or the connection

[dark vault]

Please

[grave scroll]

Oh tbh I have lived in Japan for some time i ain't a permanent citizen

[wind trout]

Actually not the best had a really bad case of chest pain, worst its been since my ER visit two months ago

[small bough]

chest pain oh snapp

[grave scroll]

I love japan

[dark vault]

Damn..

[small bough]

does japan love you is the question

[grave scroll]

i hope it does

[small bough]

lets hope so also

[dark vault]

Bro?

💀

[grave scroll]

I am positive that it does

[small bough]

have u gone to the docs

[wind trout]

My blood pressure was way too high for the average 16 yo

[small bough]

wtf yo ass gotta be big

[dark vault]

My left hand has a darker skin than my right? 💀💀

[small bough]

[wind trout]

Yes my ER visit was two months ago but that was the last time

[grave scroll]

W about avg 89 y/o

[wind trout]

I'm actually pretty underweight

[dark vault]

Bro try to check out with your doc more soon

[small bough]

thats strange asf

[wind trout]

120 pounds at 5'10

[grave scroll]

One part of my body is so dark then rest of my body and I am shocked why?

[wind trout]

Underweight

[red fog]

Get in the gym

[small bough]

times when i have chest pains & im like finally my time is here then it turns out its normal

[wind trout]

Physical exercise is gonna agitate my inflamed chest

[dark vault]

Sun tan when your other half was covered by your towel

[small bough]

ya cheeks the same?

[grave scroll]

bro lmao he got it

[dark vault]

💀

[raw warren]

got some takeaway

[small bough]

hell nah

[red fog]

Resident evil

[small bough]

what prison unit u in

[grave scroll]

Vomits

[small bough]

man fuck that imma make something at home

reminds me of prison from the 1970s

[grave scroll]

I req delete it

It makes me nauseous

[small bough]

i got chills rn

oh wait its cold and im shirtless

[grave scroll]

phew ~

[wind trout]

@raw warren nice food

[raw warren]

thanks g

[small bough]

this son of a…

[grave scroll]

son of meow?

[raw warren]

tastes like heaven

[grave scroll]

tastes like sewage i bey

[small bough]

son of a BAGUETTE🥖

[wind trout]

Should pin it so everyone can see this masterpiece

[grave scroll]

bet*

[past marsh]

Hi baguette

[raw warren]

I dont mind

[wind trout]

Hello

[dark vault]

I'm reporting you to the admins and you will not be my favorite mod and no nitro again for you

[dark vault]

Son??

My son?

[small bough]

pussy fight

[past marsh]

[wind trout]

Crazy

[grave scroll]

Sun!

[dark vault]

[grave scroll]

It's so sunny rn uhh

[wind trout]

I can put it there for an hour

[grave scroll]

I am tanning rn @dark vault

[small bough]

gonna get that sun hitting ya skin for vitamins

[dark vault]

Nice

[past marsh]

We should get married and have 12 kittens

[grave scroll]

For my D

[small bough]

[dark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-wtf-what-despair-gif-25501445

[small bough]

ayoo

[dark vault]

I ain't paying the child support for 12 kittens

Hell nah

[past marsh]

I’ll do it

[grave scroll]

12! Cool

[dark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/skidaddle-young-threats-yuno-miles-yuno-gif-27449958

Imma run away

[dark vault]

Still alot

[past marsh]

Never mind, sending CPS to you

[small bough]

i hope one of you is a female

[grave scroll]

CPR?

[wind trout]

@raw warren now everyone can see your amazing cooking

[small bough]

of you two gonna sword fight

or*

[past marsh]

I’m a fanboy

Femboy

(JOKE)

[small bough]

nah no joke

[grave scroll]

I bet it ain't that long like sword would be blade fight

[small bough]

ahah

[raw warren]

[grave scroll]

I am samurai!

[small bough]

i am the ghost of Tsushima

[raw warren]

some earthworms can be the size of snakes

[grave scroll]

Samu+rai= samurai!

[small bough]

[grave scroll]

Some humans can be size of an hippopotamus

Sidewards

[small bough]

thats a fact

fat fucking bastards here in america give us a bad name and look

[grave scroll]

Your location got revealed

[dark vault]

💀

[grave scroll]

It America!

[small bough]

lived here my whole life and america is something else

[loud kiln]

In the us theres more whales on land than in the water💀

[dark vault]

Try to break in his house and get 7 mini guns pointed at you

[grave scroll]

America aciremA

[small bough]

exactly

[raw warren]

can you like actually buy a minigun in america?

[small bough]

yes lol

[dark vault]

This actually needs a pin

[dark vault]

Yes

[grave scroll]

oh my bad in here they don't give guns so easily like getting chips bag

[raw warren]

everyone can do it?

[small bough]

not everyone

[raw warren]

or there is like a lisence which is hard to get or some shit?

[small bough]

some states and laws wont allow it but then again majority dont give a fuck lol

[raw warren]

bcz here to get a gun you need to prove your life is in danger that's the only way

[small bough]

dont need a license to get an AR-15

[grave scroll]

js curious which countries do you guys love apart from the one you guys live

[loud kiln]

Judging from the fact that theres school shootings daily, its easy to get a gun

[small bough]

just buy one and shoot up ya local bully or judge etc

[dark vault]

@loud kiln where you from?

[raw warren]

hmm

[grave scroll]

yeah I have js read about a incident in Maine state

[small bough]

bullying causes thats

[loud kiln]

Netherlands

[grave scroll]

Amsterdam!

[small bough]

as i tell people if u gonna shoot up a school target those who bullied u not the innocent kids

[grave scroll]

Rotterdam?

[raw warren]

so many dutch people here

[dark vault]

Damn nice

[raw warren]

even tho its a small country

interesting

[loud kiln]

No

[grave scroll]

I am multi ethnic person

[loud kiln]

@wind trout

[wind trout]

Hi

[loud kiln]

Can u get rid of poop

[wind trout]

Yeah sure

[small bough]

[grave scroll]

baldmen

[dark vault]

Flush

[loud kiln]

Look at mt poop role

[small bough]

hell nah

[dark vault]

Nice

It changed

[loud kiln]

Ty baguette

[grave scroll]

Can I get one

[wind trout]

[dark vault]

Level 80

[grave scroll]

Smtg cool

[dark vault]

Pay up

[red fog]

Bro do you need to know japanese to study at university?

[grave scroll]

Oh

[wind trout]

@loud kiln you like innovator color?

[grave scroll]

Tbh it would be much easier if you know japanese

[loud kiln]

Color aint amazing

[red fog]

Do you know how to speak it?

[grave scroll]

I know prolly 10 languages so it wasn't a big deal but I prefer to learn the language for ease

[grave scroll]

yeah

[wind trout]

There's a bunch of roles you can claim if you want, might spice things up

[raw warren]

10? dang

[quaint barn]

soon will be halloween

[grave scroll]

I mean try me

[quaint barn]

halloween is around the corner

[loud kiln]

Whats the channel w role info

I got it hidden

#1076309071755481168

I cant see the fucking colors

[grave scroll]

I was shocked by the gloomy appearance in GTA then remember that Halloween was around the corner

[quaint barn]

bros been in a coma for almost a year

[grave scroll]

wdym by that?

i mean i js noticed that gloomy thing today

[quaint barn]

i mean you just woke up and halloween is corner

[grave scroll]

It wasn't there last week

Weekend*

[grave scroll]

LMAO NO!

[quaint barn]

please tell me u were using gta 6 copium

[grave scroll]

@dark vault give me your pumpkin i need to decor it

[grave scroll]

bro are you spying on me?

[quaint barn]

Ayo its snowing where im at

[grave scroll]

Svalbard

[quaint barn]

Bro no?

[wind trout]

Check my profile everything is displayed

[quaint barn]

I just know damn well gta 6 wont be released

[grave scroll]

facts!

[quaint barn]

Until 2024-2026

[small bough]

no way gta will be shown

[grave scroll]

even I am annoyed with the suspense whatever

[small bough]

nah more 2030

[quaint barn]

yeah true

[grave scroll]

hopefully before the humans would land on mars

If GTA 6 isn't better than 5 then I am gonna sue rockstar for that shit suspense and all

like better by huge margin

not like apple does with iphones like only changing camera placing etc

[dark vault]

Nuh uh

Day 14/60 on waiting for Eternal to get unbanned

[quaint barn]

chargers in quesion:

[loud kiln]

They are shit tbh

[quaint barn]

people with modded vehicles should be banned

and people with f1 tires should get s life sentence, or a death sentence

on any vehicle

[loud kiln]

@cunning void would it be possible to suggest a color for a role since im the only one with inovator role?

[cunning void]

What colour?

I don't think we were planning on changing the colour though

[loud kiln]

This, because the one now is pretty much white

And i didnt really see anything similar

[small bough]

a wild pokémon has appeared

[upper fractal]

Mewtwo

Height

6ft 7in (200cm)

Weight

268lbs (122kg)

Type

Psychic

Abilities [2]

Pressure, Unnerve

Stats

Hp [106], Attack [110], Defense [90], Special-attack [154], Special-defense [90], Speed [130]

Moves [166]

Mega-punch, Pay-day, Fire-punch, Ice-punch, Thunder-punch

Oct 28, 2023, 6:18 PM

[wind trout]

Bro is 6'7 wtf

[small bough]

im 💀

[wind trout]

That's terrifying

[small bough]

should be illegal

[wind trout]

Bro's the equivalent of mike tyson 😭

[loud kiln]

And bro is still skinnier than the average american

[raw warren]

today's lunch

[loud kiln]

How have you not died from your food

[loud kiln]

I first thought these were fake but more and more im starting to believe its real

[small bough]

some what decent

i would server my dog that tho if i ate good so is my dog

wouldnt*

[loud kiln]

Yesterday i dropped a dart in my foot and today i can barely walk on it

Fml

[foggy wolf]

that looks delightful

fat cow

❤️

AHHHHHH

[empty knot]

I need help

How do I get rid of the greenish screen

On gta

[lavish flame]

wdym

red?

if ur talking about red then its halloween

[grave scroll]

Is anyone playing rn?

[hollow ingot]

Bro imagine Gordon Ramsey saw this appalling piece of shit

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-cooking-gif-20155450

[solemn frost]

Looking for someone to help with setups and finale for casino
im 13 and just want some help and money
artwork, big con with bugsters and firefighters.
old gen
DM me

[swift umbra]

?xbox @solemn frost

ugh, its only this place

#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox

ask here

[solemn frost]

ok
Sorry

[swift umbra]

sorry the command isn't working

[cosmic leaf]

Server pic goes hard

[raw warren]

@upper fractal

[blazing spindle]

Did you ever read up on Yunic?

[dark vault]

💀?

[proud hearth]

Yo

[past marsh]

Seeing the movie without you

Fnaf movie

[small bough]

fuck that movie

[spring spruce]

[past marsh]

Anyways gtg

[small bough]

wise choice bacon

[dark vault]

😔

Can't come bbg

Work sleep tired work sleep tired

[blazing spindle]

I just noticed these frs want me to pat 20 dollars to upgrade to gta ps5 🤠 ya got me f up

[loud kiln]

My wifi is fucking ass

1mbps download speed

500kbs upload speed

[lost schooner]

It is ass indeed

Majjt

Where is ur ex staff role

Must I give it to you every single time???

[loud kiln]

No

No

Dont

[small bough]

[loud kiln]

Aint kpn supposed to be good

[dark vault]

Is 433mbps connection speed good

[loud kiln]

Fuck off

U got 433x better wifi

[dark vault]

I'm seriously asking

Oh.

Damn

I mean like

Literally

Is it good?

[loud kiln]

Amazing

[red fog]

Yo bro, as a tourist. How much do you think you need for a month?

[dark vault]

Dann.

[lost schooner]

too late

[dark vault]

💀

[lost schooner]

no

get odido

I have that

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-23169978

[small bough]

no wonder i heard sniffing in chat

[small bough]

i also agree with the statement

[lavish flame]

hai

[small bough]

ello

[lavish flame]

ffs

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/jpj-liar-jim-carrey-liarliar-gif-26213491

[lost schooner]

@swift umbra seems like a chat sniffer fr

[small bough]

really?

[lavish flame]

wen i get perms

wat lvl

[swift umbra]

a what?

[small bough]

a chat sniffer

[swift umbra]

no, that fat Raccoon is, he just wants me to take his problems

[lavish flame]

bro

wat lvl perms

[swift umbra]

never seen mods mock each other?

[small bough]

a fat raccon

[lavish flame]

bro i aint talkin abt that

[swift umbra]

oh, the level perms

#1076309071755481168 should tell you all you need to know

[lavish flame]

lvl 30 wtf

[small bough]

thats why you gotta get those sweets or sours

[vast stag]

Any exclusive weapon in gun van ?

[small bough]

nah they all shit

no railgun rip

[vast stag]

Okay

[small bough]

i need ammo for it

[vast stag]

Where do I get railgun ammo if I run out

Oh well

😹

[sick marsh]

Interaction menu lol

[lost schooner]

No need to blame me now sir

[swift umbra]

you'll get that no problem

[small bough]

you wait for that bald ex cia agent bastard to have the rail gun again…

[lost schooner]

Weve talked abt it bro

[swift umbra]

30 isn't that high

[swift umbra]

says you

[lost schooner]

Not everybody is chronically online

[vast stag]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-confused-face-confused-look-im-confused-im-so-confused-gif-16067865999736184254

It sent a link

[swift umbra]

no, but remember that bek needed the amount of xp it took to go from level 1 to 30 for one level?

[lavish flame]

ty king

[lost schooner]

True

[swift umbra]

whats the matter?

[small bough]

does he know about dez?

[lost schooner]

I do wish Bek had gotten to lvl 100

[vast stag]

I joined this server 3 yrs ago

[swift umbra]

oh I see

[lost schooner]

Want a sticker?

[small bough]

a cookie?

[vast stag]

Yeah

[small bough]

i prefer a cookie over a sticker

[swift umbra]

I was expecting him to leave last year

happy that he drove an extra season

oh they better not

[lost schooner]

Theres a sticker

[vast stag]

Tu

Ty

[swift umbra]

if they do that...

[lost schooner]

Oh mb, I meant to reply not delete

[swift umbra]

how dare they bring that idiot even near a cup car

[lost schooner]

[small bough]

[lost schooner]

Sadge fr

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-no-angry-steve-carell-michael-scott-gif-5606969

[lost schooner]

Yes! Noah gragson

Hes a good racer

[swift umbra]

if he's good that would mean that Mahaveer Raghunathan is michael schumacher 2.0

@lavish flame they better not put that moron in the 10 car

[lost schooner]

True, mb hes not good... Hes ||great||

[swift umbra]

no, absolutely not

[lost schooner]

Best racer in the competition rn

[swift umbra]

you don't watch nascar

shut

[lost schooner]

I so

Do

I watch it alot

[swift umbra]

alr, then who is the intimidator?

[lost schooner]

And he is good

[swift umbra]

dutch don't say it

[lost schooner]

Dale

Duh

[swift umbra]

oh, he knows

[lost schooner]

Yes

[swift umbra]

alr, and the king @lost schooner?

[lost schooner]

Richard petty

[swift umbra]

alr, alr

[lost schooner]

In the cool car from cars

!!!

[swift umbra]

and who is the other man with 7 world championships?

[lost schooner]

Uh tbh I have no idea

[swift umbra]

which is voiced by him, and the car is a car he raced in just lore friendly

[lost schooner]

Jimmy john

Shush I know everything

[swift umbra]

aint it martinsville?

and then final four

[lost schooner]

You talk alot of shit for someone with a changable name 🤨

[swift umbra]

time to dive 50 miles off the track again

[lost schooner]

Oh no 😎 idc

[lavish flame]

im bored

[swift umbra]

I mean wtf is this?

that too

and I find going off the track like that stupid

or make martinsville the last race

demo derby last laps

fuck, phoenix is final four next year as well

imagine, talladega final four

last man standing wins (literally)

wtf is this?

312 miles

why 312

why that number

who sponsors phoenix again?

[broken gate]

I am broke mf

Sour Candy all day

[analog birch]

Someone tell me why all of my vechiles suddnely stop working I haven’t played for about a week

[pliant wasp]

the UFOs it’s like an emp

[small bough]

lemme call up rockstar rn bro

[pliant wasp]

happened to me earlier your vehicle just breaks down

[analog birch]

Oh

Safe

[sick marsh]

Rockstar put in a “gas in car” feature so you might wanna stop by a gas station and put in some gas

Source: sernanado

[small bough]

makes sense though

no car in gta runs out of gas lol

[vast stag]

How much does the ticket cost

[hazy quartz]

Anyone doing a car meet

[small bough]

grief soilder waiting to blow it up

[sick marsh]

Starting one in san adreas ps3. I’ll send you an inv

[icy shadow]

wassup

[wind trout]

Hello everyone

I want all of you to wish @undone spire a happy birthday

[dark vault]

@undone spire Happy Birthday man

20 now?

[boreal arrow]

@undone spire happy birthday

[icy shadow]

Happy birthday person @undone spire

[undone spire]

19!!

Thank you all

[dark vault]

Nice

[somber fable]

Hello I am new and am looking for a group to play with! Love tgg videos!

[upper fractal]

@somber fable Hey, please go to #👉roles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.

[wind trout]

Glad you decided to join!

[somber fable]

Thanks! Glad to be here

[lost schooner]

It is a really cool server

We have fun members such as myself

And members like @wind trout too

[simple iron]

[wind trout]

[lost schooner]

@simple iron please put fred and george as ur pfp, if you wont then I will

[wind trout]

Just reminded me we're missing fotd and qotd today

I'll fix that

[gleaming wasp]

[lost schooner]

Zamn, well it seems youre needed elsewhere

[wind trout]

[lost schooner]

Luckily you realised it so that I dont have to do it

[simple iron]

Nah

[lost schooner]

[lost schooner]

Alright, then I will change my pfp to it

[simple iron]

lol

[lost schooner]

As soon as my new laptop finishes downloading discord smh

[somber fable]

What platform do you guys play on

[lost schooner]

Most of the older members dont play gta as often anymore, put im on ps

[simple iron]

I don’t play gta

[lost schooner]

I dont currently have ps+

[somber fable]

Oh I see, I’m on ps4

[lost schooner]

Nice, have you checked out the ps lfg's yet??

[simple iron]

go to roles #👉roles choose what you play on

You know what they say. Thick thighs, cream pies, spooky vibes

[lost schooner]

should be the new server description fr

alright but im boutta change my pfp to fred and george just need to save my current one first

[simple iron]

[lost schooner]

hello there sir

I am the new raccoon

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/yellow-duck-yellow-duck-dancing-twerk-gif-25934446

[lost schooner]

what

[simple iron]

[lost schooner]

@simple iron how are you havent spoken to you in a little while

[simple iron]

Good been very busy

[lost schooner]

with?

[simple iron]

Uhhh business

[lost schooner]

selling weed?

[wind trout]

Well my server business is done

[lost schooner]

im very proud of you youre a good mod

[wind trout]

[simple iron]

I may be going to a party to sell to rich college kids like I do every year

[lost schooner]

if you do get caught by cops

do not tell em youre part of the raccoon crime family

we will bail you out

[simple iron]

Alright

[lost schooner]

if you do tell we'll have to have you terminated

[simple iron]

🤯

[wind trout]

@small needle I should've let you have the question

[lost schooner]

@near patrol

[near patrol]

Hello

[lost schooner]

good evening

how are you on this fine evening sir

[near patrol]

Good evening even though its 10pm

[lost schooner]

that is still the evening 🤨

[near patrol]

Great wbu

[near patrol]

Well its 11pm for u so night

[lost schooner]

no, night is from 12 pm to 6 am 🤨

[marble osprey]

if ngannou wins tonight im gonna be a fucking millionaire

[near patrol]

CLOSE ENOUGH

[near patrol]

If what

[marble osprey]

ngannou

[near patrol]

Elaborate

[marble osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/francis-ngannou-ngannou-francis-gif-22343386

[near patrol]

Oh

[wind trout]

@near patrol short

[marble osprey]

punch

fnaf movie was so fucking bad

[near patrol]

5'3 for a female is good

[marble osprey]

i thought theyd stay with the lore at least a little bit 😭

[wind trout]

Who is bro calling the female

[lost schooner]

and if he doesnt?

youll be poor?

[marble osprey]

all yall americans short asf 😭😭

[near patrol]

Myself

[icy shadow]

honestly I agree, I never really liked the movie the game way better

[marble osprey]

ill be eating bread and water tommorow

[wind trout]

You're like 17 right

[lost schooner]

nah still short

[lost schooner]

[near patrol]

18

[lost schooner]

ill pray for you ig

[lost schooner]

youngling fr

[marble osprey]

thanks 🙏

[wind trout]

That's below average

[near patrol]

Oh shut up I'm avg

[wind trout]

Bro's a GNOME

[marble osprey]

im 17 😹

[lost schooner]

BROS A GNOME

[lost schooner]

and alr addicted to gambling, rip

[near patrol]

@cunning void they calling u a gnome

[wind trout]

Bet I'd go into the garden section of walmart and see bro sitting there

Like fucking elf on the shelf

[near patrol]

SHUT IT

[marble osprey]

money comes and goes type shit

[near patrol]

Expired bread

[lost schooner]

I could see that happening

[wind trout]

[marble osprey]

i still got like 2 bands saved ill be good

[lost schooner]

and a band is? 1000 bucks?

[wind trout]

@near patrol it works since Christmas is close

[atomic quiver]

Hey

[marble osprey]

yuh

[lost schooner]

dayumn, alot of money for a 17 year old

[near patrol]

Gfys

[marble osprey]

@wind trout how tall are u den

[wind trout]

[lost schooner]

elf on a shelf

I'll call you that from now on

[wind trout]

5'10 at 16

[near patrol]

You too

[marble osprey]

the only thing i care about in the world is money and family

[marble osprey]

💀

[wind trout]

[lost schooner]

im 6'0

[marble osprey]

short ass americans

[near patrol]

My friend is 6'3 get good

[wind trout]

@marble osprey you're like 6'8 right

[lost schooner]

I didnt have that money when I was 17 I was busy grinding at my job but saving up was hard bro

[near patrol]

Midget ngl

[wind trout]

Do they tower over you

[marble osprey]

6’5 right now but working on it yeah

[lost schooner]

shut it elf on a shelf, I could literally squash you by standing on you

[wind trout]

Damn bro's a fucking giraffe

[near patrol]

Never met him so idk

[lost schooner]

working on getting taller??

thats not rlly possible

[near patrol]

I'd reach your shoulders stfu

[marble osprey]

i do side hustles n shi, been payin sometimes

[wind trout]

He paying for that spine stretch surgery

[lost schooner]

shi man, my legit ass job and side hustles combined didnt pay me jack shit, like 5 bucks an hour

[marble osprey]

well technically if one of my brothers is 6’3 the other is 6’11 and dad is 6’8 then i get to like 6’7 surely

[lavish flame]

🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦The Republic of South Africa has won the Rugby World Cup 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[lost schooner]

but yk I never did gamble or shi, wanted to go legal route

[wind trout]

Tf does bro work at

[marble osprey]

i dabble in a bit of illegallity time to time

[lost schooner]

economic recessions bro 🤨 hard times

[marble osprey]

but nobody whos wealthy makes it legally so 🤷‍♂️

just gotta be smart about it

[wind trout]

That's like half of minimum wage my guy

[lost schooner]

eh, I couldve sold pot and gamble too but yk ive seen ppl doing that they werent my role models

[lost schooner]

im not american

[wind trout]

Bro's definitely chinese

[marble osprey]

i dont fw the illegal route tho the pressure of somebody finding me gets crazy 😭

[marble osprey]

gambling only lets u win like twice, everything else is a loss lmao not worth it

[simple iron]

Hire people do it it for you

[lost schooner]

you really shouldnt indeed

[lost schooner]

mhm, dats why

[marble osprey]

city 2 small

[lost schooner]

start a cartell

[wind trout]

Heavily rigged against you

[marble osprey]

i dont really tell nobody about what i got going on

[simple iron]

Mafia

[lost schooner]

@near patrol when shall we play again you gta noobass

[lost schooner]

I did that alr be original smh

[marble osprey]

i once did two 20€ sweet bonanza buys, i got 0.60 back from both 😭

[lost schooner]

how much you bet on the fight?

[wind trout]

Absolutely tragic lol

Casinos are even designed to keep you there gambling

[lost schooner]

ofc, they wanna make money

[simple iron]

Maybe set up illegal gambling in decently sized warehouses

[lost schooner]

you gotta be responsible and dont fall for it

[past marsh]

Non spoiler review coming from a fnaf fan: it fucking sucked

[marble osprey]

5 buckaroos

if i win i get 60

prayge

[wind trout]

Yeah but drunk people lose all sense of responsibility

[lost schooner]

how tf you expect to become a millionaire by betting 5 bucks...

[lost schooner]

not true

[past marsh]

Felt like they were trying make a pg-13 movie to a pg movie.

[lost schooner]

youve clearly not been drunk very often

you lost most of it

not all!

[wind trout]

Oh I've encountered many drunks lol

[lost schooner]

what did

[past marsh]

Fnaf movie

[wind trout]

My brother got drunk and punched me square in the face then stumbled off somewhere

[marble osprey]

i dont really gamble like that its just something that i like doing time to time 😭

[lost schooner]

fnaf?

[lost schooner]

WWWW

[past marsh]

Five nights at Freddy

[lost schooner]

I mean uh oh no sad

[marble osprey]

fr the springtrap scene was insanely bad

[wind trout]

Shush

[deft kindle]

@gentle oasis @gentle oasis

[marble osprey]

felt like they were trying to make the movie for non fnaf fans to enjoy, not for fnaf fans

[lost schooner]

if you'dhave bet ur 2k, youd make 24k

jkjkjk

dont do that

youll go broke

[marble osprey]

surely a professional 33-1 boxer loses to an 17-3 mma fighter right

[wind trout]

Bro's odds are not in his favor 😭

[marble osprey]

they are 12/1 to be exact 😭

starts in 20 minutes

[past marsh]

||They changed the game plot for the movie. And I didn’t like it||

[wind trout]

Anything could happen though

That's the mystery of gambling

Why so many people do it

[marble osprey]

yeah i thought theyd atleast try a little bit to stay on plot

[lost schooner]

are they boxing or are they mma'ing

[marble osprey]

boxing 💀

[lost schooner]

then yeah the boxer should win

but it depends

whos fighting who

[marble osprey]

i think ill lose, 93% of bettors bet ngannou so the casinos would have to pay out wayy too much money

[wind trout]

So why not bet for the other side?

[lost schooner]

then always bet small on the other guy, if you bet 10 bucks and 5 on each, youll get more than 10 bucks in return regardless of who wins thats smart my guy

[simple iron]

Set up weed farms in middle of nowhere and get power by solar system

[marble osprey]

fury has 1.03x odds

[simple iron]

[marble osprey]

odds dont work like that but would be cool if they did though

[lost schooner]

wait tyson fury is fighting against that lad?

[marble osprey]

means that if fury wins if i bet 100€ id get 103€ back

[marble osprey]

ye

[lost schooner]

yh hes not winning

too bad

[marble osprey]

😭😭

[wind trout]

That's the win amount?

[marble osprey]

im hoping old ass tyson breaks down and loses or something

[simple iron]

Extortion

[wind trout]

That sucks

[marble osprey]

gambling 💯

[lost schooner]

look, if you bet 5 bucks on both sides right? if the underdog wins you make alot, if the other guy wins youll get ur 5 bucks back plus a small profit, most likely at least double, making you not lose cahs

it does work sometimes

to ensure even if the underdog doesnt lose you dont lose all cash

[simple iron]

Go do male prostitution

[lost schooner]

[marble osprey]

if i bet 5 and 5 worst case scenario i get 5 euros and 5 cents back, not really interested in 5 cents 😭

[simple iron]

my grandpa is a big gambler

[lost schooner]

losing 4 bucks and 95 cents is better than losing 5 bucks

[marble osprey]

theres quitters and winners

[simple iron]

He won so much tho

I swear he was at a table with monsters lol

[marble osprey]

i love poker

its so fun

im up about 300 from friends 😭

[simple iron]

lol

[lost schooner]

poker is fun

[simple iron]

I played poker once and maybe won like 40 bucks when I was a kid

[lost schooner]

but playing it against really good players gives you 0 chance of winning

[marble osprey]

if youre really bad u usually win alot

because the good players get confused by your moves

[lost schooner]

that is not how poker works

[marble osprey]

it is

[simple iron]

Someone posted the whole new fnaf movie in memes n garbage

[marble osprey]

😭

[simple iron]

I stole the vid

[lost schooner]

well not rlly, I mean poker is a game of skill when played at high levels, and good players pretty much always win against new players

[marble osprey]

depends on how high level skill

[simple iron]

thinking about getting a business so I can launder millions idk which one to buy

[marble osprey]

but if ur at your casual casino, new players tend to win alot

[simple iron]

[lost schooner]

true, I mean usually at casinos theres really big players who play at the highest tables, and you cant win against those

[marble osprey]

me and my friends wanted to make a rocket league gambling website

but epic decided to take trading out of the game

ruined our entire million dollar idea

[near patrol]

I was playing roblox today 😭 if you played that we could've played

[simple iron]

it’s mostly nightclubs jewelry stores and laundromats in my area

lol

[marble osprey]

nightclubs work well

especially in shitty cities

[lost schooner]

I dont play roblox bad game fr

[simple iron]

Yup

[near patrol]

GIVE IT A TRY

[lost schooner]

NO

[simple iron]

I played it once

idk

[marble osprey]

you can always launder money by going to casino

[marble osprey]

roblox is great, me n the boys dabble into some apeirophobia time to time

[simple iron]

yeah but I prefer to have my own business and then I can just put the money into an offshore account and buy gold

[marble osprey]

that works