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We do a little trolling
indeed 
wth thats perfect 
Zombie
ah yes oprah the human trafficker
New life for meee

Iām gonna buy the moon
thats americas job fbi enters chat

FBI stinky
america is #1 in human trafficking lol
in a billionaire?!
Stupid autocorrect
uh huh

Suuuure 
Gta addict
stfu

I hate u 
I know
š”

What is your favorite part of gta ?
Grinding
what for
Is the new video private?
iām tired of this update bruh a ufo just made my plane turn off randomly
and i was going to cayo
Why did you fly so close to it?
well now you know
š« š«
Yoo
Yall
Where to buy the sanctus bike
Lcc sanctos
@lavish flame
@lavish musk
Southern San Andreas
Should be
@lavish musk
In which section
It's not available for me
Why
??
Is it a glitch?
Good question actually
How to fix that plz tell bruh it's my favourite bike
@lavish musk
Don't spam me, ait?
Well, I looked online a bit
Can't find an explanation
So, guess I don't know for now
we need to ban all kids on the server they aren't allowed to play this game
Truu

I wish there were keneda's bike in gta
Looks as good as the rice you cooked last time
i agree. i need to have a talk with em
where yo mom at - meme
Gta is the shit test game ever
what?!
I'm shocked
i havent been this shocked since 1984
My gta character is on ps5
Should I make another gta character on ps4 because I donāt have ps5 at home and I can play ps5 at cousins house?
/rank
if yo cousin has a ps5 why not just login and done?
its still the ps4 so yo data should still be saved if you log in tho
Wait I thought it is not cross platform
@near patrol
The process of migrating your GTA Online profile so that you can download it on another console is pretty straightforward, but you'll need to make sure that your old and new-gen GTA Online accounts share the same Rockstar Social Club account so that they're linked.
(copy and paste from google)
I think I have linked my PlayStation account to social club
then you should be all set
not bad chicken rice and mayo
thought u was in prison 
not bad?
its good! ngl
also had that for breakfast
chicken and rice

I migtve boiled the chicken too much
ye im guessing so
need some more seasoning
yes for the flavour!!!!
eh it was still juciy
chicken too pale reminds me of her ass
why not have it nice and roast and alittle burn
ed*
yesterday's fried rice dinner
u can't cook for shit bro, there is something called seasoning
What happened here
i wanna help him! lol
bro i laughed alittle too hard its 2:00am at night


a wild pokƩmon appears
Morning 
bro put some garlick powder, smoked paprika, oregano n shit on there, tastes 1000times better
morning 
top o the mornin to ya
I know that's why I added mayo
as seasoning
broooo u gonna make me cry
yum!
awh my stomch bro im laughing fr
šš
stream ur cooking next time, i'll give u instructions...
awgh my night awesome
why?
you would do better just biting into a chicken next time, just ignore the constant moving
was it overcooked? from the camera it looks like porridge or sum
and cries for help
sparda been going off on bro cooking his chicken & adds mayo as seasoning
I'm trying to be a helpful noodle :>
that chicken looked good
chicken sushi doesent sound bad, I'm gonna make it for dinner today!
bro that chicken looks like my asscheek in the morning no offense
it was just a bit wet I accidently added 2 glass of water
alittle dry for me
maybe I bit more
should've been in like a soup maybe
I was sleepy
lmao
bro stopp
awh my stomach
dang no wonder
bro dumped 3 gallons on that
lmaoo
also some pizzas I made a while ago
looks more like a pancake
I ran out of pizza sauce and cheese so Eh
lmaoo
i think it needs a little more cheese
i cantt bro my tears coming out
bro if that chicken saw how you cooked it, it would be disappointed

.
lemme find it
š¦
i need breathe man fuck
dog crap
lmao
quite literally
yesskxndkx
everyone says i'm an awsome cook
everyone's lying to you
so it got a rough texture
lmao imma ss save this memory
why is it wet
idk why but my mom doesent let me enter her kitchen I have to sneak just to make something
bro if that chicken was alive it'd slap u and hand u some seasoning itself
shhsksdks
im crying man stop
so its really difficult sometimes
I totally get that š
i like ur moms attitude
I like it as well
sjdsk
I make burgers every now and then

me too
alr time to slow down, you've had your fun
bro nah this night is awesomee
idk why but I got food poisining last time I made one

undercooked the meat?
chicken was a bit pink from inside so maybe that
oh shit no india, chicken ofc
okay, i hope u know i'm kidding, everyone likes their chicken differently
ate it as medium rare chicken 
yea ok I get why you got sick
stop the cap

that can be dangerous i'm serious, watch out with that
really?
Ive done that 3-4 times
wym really?!
red meat can be medium and medium rare
but chicken has the possibility of salmonella
i hope you're trolling bro
huh
if not i wonder how u made it this far
salmonella incoming
only ones that can eat shit like that is vultures
please watch out next time bro
mostly its my mom who cooks for me
can be really dangerous
I dont do it often
ask her for some tips next time or look over her shoulder
hmm alr
no pun intended
Gta v is š©
ahh this one
that can be understood the wrong way...
no intent
its not loading for me what's that?
the black rice
yea I have her watch me as well, apart from when I make burgers since I got that figured out
yea after like 2 3 times you get the hang if it
burgers are easy as well
there
yeahhh
easy to make hard to master i like to say
bro u not serious 
im deadddd
that's seven different kinds of cancer right there
I just add truffle salt when seasoning and cook it in the most expensive olive oil I can find in the house 
ill be the judge and try
watch out with olive oil bro, it has a low smoke point and can cause carcinogens to develop when it gets too hot
better use some neutral oil which can be used for frying, like sunflower or shit like that
this happened once
tf you making potions
I only add a few drops of it
bro u trolling harddddd
the fire alarm went off later
most is sunflower
no cap
that's good
sponsored by in-n-out
cow remember this? i bet you accidentaly spilled oil
I just add the oil for some more flavour, it's 80 year old olive oil so it tastes amazing
ayooo
during frying the patty or after?
during
yes olive oil smackssss
like 2 or 3 drops
especially if it's the good shit
these look like ammo for mortars
costs a hell of a lot of money tho
thats why I only add a few drops
doesn't matter as long as the end product tastes amazing
remember this one? it tasted amazing with some salt and pepper
aha i knew it aint get me
this mf
yea i bet u eat that
man that looks good

put some olive oil on it
I had a dream where i was able to use s nerf gun like a real gun
is it a bad thing that when I look up olive oil in hopes to find the bottle that we have at home that it shows me motor oil?
i don't know bro u tell me 
same tell us
nah ur good
I feel like I'm really car addicted
both are oil at the end
well motor oil is quite expensive...
when food items become car things
luckily it also showed transmission fluid
could taste amazing as well
burned it accidently, yk happens somtimes
man should have seen chat earlier
I mean I'm a petrolhead but I don't drink the stuff
oh yeah i burnt the tea 
When food items become car things? Like when I eat Dorito's while driving?
what happened
yea probably would upset ur stomach
no, when you look up olive oil but google shows you motor oils
LOL
he had made some chicken and sparda was going in on him & bro used mayo for seasoning
btw how do you like you like your steak?
bro used the chickens own children for seasoning..
lamoo
still talking to me about how their day was
nice
i just bite cows in their faces
I made some good steak the other day
broo
that looks like it got eaten already
you live in india
how can you eat steak?
@near patrol
I might've accidently added a bit too much milk
nah what
NAH
THATS ILLEGAL
bros a menace, he cooked his deity
ah, I never knew that
its not that big of a deal
bro don't give ANY fucks
except in north part
Ohh no
man i been laughing all night due to this chat
cryinggg
it was good
this chat do be something else
YOU WHAT
man i love this
great entertainment
agreed
don't believe u bro
thoughts?
@near patrol the mayoo
culinary masterpiece

Where's the color?
cow_h has been warned. || blinding us with his monstrosity (200)
stoppp
bro left the crayons at his school
@raw warren you should join master chef
LOL
he will end up 1st trust
probably would taste better with ground up crayons on it
verixua has been warned. || hating on good food since he can't make anything that good himself. because he can only use the microwave and warm up a sausage (idiot)
ahaha sure would

I actually tried master chef junior but they never got back to me :///
WHO TF WARNED ME FOR THAT

they said fuck that
exactly
wonder why
I didn't decide to warn you, the warn decided I had to warn you
i also wanna know why
How do you get abducted by aliens? I canāt do it everytime i get near it disappears
they probably still laughing
well you keep showing ya face and scaring em off brody
ITS JUSTIFIABLE
u can get abducted by aliens?
you wanna know my defense
Let me know once you've got the answer
LOL
its raw you fucking dick! - gordon Ramsey
I sent them
nahhhh
steak and mac and cheese
š
nah
THATS RAW
oh god
the steak still barking
cow what is your diet
aint no way boy
its crazy
š
its perfect
steak crying for help

even trevor phillips would stay away from u bro
you would think bro trollin but he being for reall
Uhh... what?
i dont think hes trolling anymore bro
even made God himself use his own name in vain

what a good laugh man
that steak looks like he just cut it out of a cow and dumped it on his plate
its still fucking moving
true lol
wth
š

hey does anyone play on xbox
Hey @signal heron, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
yes check those tags out
welcome
.
so what do we do here
type
/rank
1
who can play GTAV Xbox One
xbox 360
Ps5 better
bruh
lol
no
i am new to this
have you read the rules and the server info when you joined?
no
No
We need to read?!? ššš
ye
how to read
Ne
same bro idk how to
you have to confirm that you read them before you can talk
š¦
so if you just skip them, your problem
Whayyyy
no wayy
š

Who you
idiot sandwitch
Casino artwork silent and sneaky 15% at least know how to do the heist
who like cayo perior
cayo is ez
ye so easy but not with friends
solo sneaky
ye
free nitroš¤ š±
Real
bald
he in my basement
gonna be a real battle now
Yes bro gonna go save the world with them
found one
The meat is way too red
yea again, way too red meat
you gotta cook it longer man, you're gonna be sick this way
Wsg bbg
raw
This is not what they meant with: you like raw meat
whatever you do don't send it here, poor Dyno will get another heart attack
Time to spam ping.
if you want to be banned for trolling, go ahead

im not as bad as cow dw
LOL
Something other than zombie
Wow
What would u pick for a daily driver? BMW m5 or a charger srt hellcat
Depends
Id take a m5
m5, since the hellcat won't be nice for mister wallet
Hellcat drinks petrol like water
16mpg
Bro got the mpg rizz
hold up bmw is around the same
š
alr hellcat it is
what?
Doesnāt make sense
old car had class
Ik
this looks like you said, common
tbh, I like the looks of a ford mondeo more than this
which we gotta be honest, isn't ugly
or in the Netherlands terms, if you're a drug runner
Lol
El rubio
Could afford it
Bro is so rich he loses billions but still doesnāt care
they use M bmw's, amg black mercs, and rs audi's here for that job
you can see them going around the cities all day
But do I have my businesses that I bought on ps5
grandpas new mondeo
Howdy
Happy Friday!
Ik
But
He is my friend's cousin's cousin's friend
Oh heheheh
Nice
Black cat
wassup guys how are yall doing on this fine day
so early
hi lads
@glad glen yo
canāt got some things to do

good morning, or what ever part of the day it is for everyone
yo sup yall
Yo yoo š
i could, not sure how much time id have to tho
which route were you planning to do
please use the lfg channels the next time alr?
its all good
no problem š
watching fnaf rn

Can't react with emojis?! F U!
Ratio
reach lvl 50
Or boost/pay for something
Donāt ask to ask. Tip 
And if itās gta related, thereās people on #šāgta-discussion or #1020992000633348146 to help.
I really wanna unlock the acid lab equipment upgrade but I need to do the 10x fooligans does it restart if I leave the game, die and switch sessions? Or does it not
That's all I wanna asked
Restart the count or the mission?
Gtg
You can try again
Sorry if bad English, English, it's not my 1st language.
Oh if i leave the game does it restart?
U mean the 10 total?
Yes
The lab equipment upgrade It says it needed to finished 10 fooligans job from dax.
U can do 3 and then quit and then do 7 another day
Okay one more question.
You reached your daily question limit
Oh okay.
Lol im joking
Oh
Last one
Promise
I won't annoy you.
Does it restart if I leave the game or switch session or die the fooligans job I need to finished 10 or not?
I just need two answer Yes or No.
Does what restart
Yes
Yh
The fooligan job you were doing? Or the 10 total
Total 10
No
no call dax 10 times
Thank you I thought I need to start again and do it again from the start to unlock the lab equipment upgrade in acid lab.
I should be the president of every country
I got great economic policies
I'll declare inflation illegal
no inflation = no problems
I have gotten a few world records on races with stickdrift
No excuses
Goodmorning my peoples
@dark vault* Day 13/60 on waiting for Eternal to get unbanned
like it dosent turn on
Np enjoy
š
Nobody misses him
Fak someone already got the nitro
Hello
Pink color in the app looks good ngl
Thanks for the reminder but wait
you wanna wait more 1 hour and 20 min
i know
Nope
I can do it anytime
But
Some like night
Time
I build a team is there someone wanna join
what team
Wow
Wanna join
@tame idol who you main?
No bro sorry
Loba
Eh ok
Yo same
Isn't loba the chick with big boobs
Playing wraith rn tho
WE talk now about one finnisch jerk
Dude awesome Audi r8
what?
Yes He say He is gay and He say He have bf
hy
Im fan of r8
well thats quite good but not as good as rs6
V10 rs6 was baller
true it was*
lol
Sours
Moe
Man got fooled again
its real nitro
i will get it one day
dead space remake is on gamepass
90/127 now
Im farming them rn lol
Wow
Day 13/60 on waiting for Eternal to get unbanned
Hello
moe lester
Yep it is i think
Pass
106/127 then 6/14 @lavish flame
@raw warren this is good food, not undercooked 
I want that
dang it looks good
was it good?
No
Yea, I shouldāve added more seasoning to the schnitzel. But I just solved that with a little salt and pepper after
lemon pepper chicken is so good
yo did any of you guys got any heist i need about 10M
Hey @rapid magnet, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
Classic one
Why canāt they just be competent and use the same system everyone else uses
Even you Belgians are smarter than them 
Ikr 𤣠Metric is convenient
Belgians are smarter than ya think š
I mean using the correct metric system isnāt that much of a challenge
In other ways too
do people still play gta these days?
well this server sometimes
wow look at that 10/10

Noice
sparda was going in on this ine person forgot their name but they would show pics of their food one of them was chicken and it had no seasoning & looked dry. it also had rice & mayoā¦
he used mayo as a seasoning 
Monke gang strong
Most seasoned british food be like
Iām supposed to be british fuck
My bad friendly fire
I'm dutch
imperial system suks
what did we do wrong to you?
Nothing bro
Yall the bestttt
Istg bro Netherlands is like the best i canāt even tell you
That landscape is to die for
that food look awesomee
Itās not what it looks like
hi car nerd
oh no a zombie
Iām going to dox you
Thanks for exposing yourself
Ha
Not joking
I can turn off your internet within a minute
Would you be interested in that?
Youāll see bud
quit it
if I see that bs song again you're getting muted
Donāt care + alt account generator if I want to annoy your degenerate ass again
Go on and mute me like I care
I have 100+ accounts in the chamber
thecoolspongebob2 was banned. | alt account, no appeal
well you can't make it any easier than that can you?
bro gon join again
ip ban
i feel like he gon try again
How do i grind on my friends acc?
ah bro was banned
and he's gonna get banned again
account sharing isn't allowed
but you can help him ofc
from your account
Who follows that rule lol?
Its just that all my games are locked when I go on his ps4 acc
L
bro looks hella different from what I remember
I remember this dude
wow, he changed
@swift umbra Idk when or who but I changed my name back 
not even joining the halloween fun?
No
not even his old song?!
Your choice, I ain't gonna do it
I was quite literally forced
My brother

You belong in the zoo
I support zaza with my heart!!
xeno was gonna tickle my feet if I didn't
and let me tell you, you don't want that raccoon anywhere near your feet
cause thats trouble
you belong in prison
@swift umbra ait fine I joined in
Tf
good evening
oh trust me, you really don't
you know in the police academy when they pepperspray the students to make them feel the pain from that?
now would a blind person feel pain
I wanna get tazed
they're blind, but they still have feelings in their eyes
Fr
they don't do that at the pd here (thank christ)
its not but its a very sensitive topic that can lead to arguments
so its better not to do it
idk, that's not my business
my task is to keep the server clean from the glitchers and such, not make it feel alive
hii
welcome!
my name is Walter Hartwell White.
I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico
Hello Mike
Hi
š
guys can someone help me with a trophy?
pls
ps4
a team deathmatch and a rally race
Hey @vestal ember, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Who here thinks that you should wear socks indoors
ā
Anyone here have or had atopic dermatitis its a skin disease
how to use the announcments in my server??
Idk
okay thanks

Bro ur info amongus and smth else
That something else plays a key role in history
ye I know
real
Ik i wont say its name idk if its bannable
he's a role model for me
Yeah justi n case
Same
W

U didnt see a thing aight? oh he left
š
fuck shitreal btw
You do
Dayumn
Real
U should have giveaway god fr
Hi guys how many UFOs is today?
!!!! Yess
spooks everywhere
Hello

We arenāt real we are bots
Everyone on this platform have bot names ngl.
I didnāt choose this name š
A mod here changed it
But keeping it for a little while 
Includes you also man
Username and display name: B2gamZ
That sounds like a xbox/playstation generated username no offense š
FUCKKKK
you ever accidentally be stalking someone and then you accidentally follow them
I accidentally did that..
now iām accidentally fucked
it was my exš
Thereās this one person at my middle school who was weird. I stalked them and discovered even weirder things about them. Weāre now in high school, 99% sure they know I keep an eye on them š
Atleast they know they arenāt alone
oh?
I sometimes just want to pull up on them like this
āremember that one thing you did 7 years ago?ā
yeah i remember you calling me the f slur and n word 7 years ago
Canāt stalk my enemies when theyāre stalking me 
turning 18 on 12th of november
they wonāt do shit when you have a ar15 
damn fnaf movie was crazy
Banned
mossberg 500
Better
oh you aren't even a teen yet
Banned
famous last words innit
lmao what it was?
Iād use that for home defense
Yeah same
Itās against TOS to be under 13 on discord
I use a shotgun for home defense actually lot of home invasions where I live
ah yes he said that was underage
So you say
it was obvioulsy a joke but he needs to be careful cuz if someone report his message he can be banned from discord temporaly
I am 89 years old
i knew you were joking
I hate when people are like, āyeah, my parents said Iām allowed to use discord and my birthday is coming up
ā
Discord wonāt care 
i know people that got banned for that
fr
Same
rember green got banned cuz he said he was underage
yall young
im 123
He banned the guy that reported him

lmao
Iām actually 19 turning 20 soon

