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Wowwww
oh yeah postal 2
And I'm pink
get rekt

Nah
If only I could just promote myself
He's shaking and crying
Oh I'm back
haha, im cool with it
Voice is quivering
His timbers are fucking FROZEN
ah good i like messing around as long as no one getting hurt emotionally
Baguette is just jealous that I do get girls and he doesn't
Mf

@swift umbra
I got hit on by a dude at practice
Inglorious basterds

About time you got some action
sword fight gonna be crazy try itš¤ŗ
although now that you're a mod you have to focus on the discord kittens
Literally got one first week I was promoted
nah they can be fake tho
I'm that good
Why lady GaGa is fat?
Wild
ask ya mother she hired her as her cook
that would mean a war for me irl Ig š
Where are they now
Niek vs the girl that has a crush on him
@past marsh
Especially men, cause he's so manly

says the dude who got pulled by a man
Where i can find your mother?

Bubba wanna be my discord kitten
I was not interested mf
a lot of man love happening rn
surprising
my mother not available she has a man already she a classy women š·
yes if you give me server owner
and?
This is crazy
I donāt have the power
Idc jus wanna know why lady gaga fat
@honest crag doesn't give a damn if she has a man or not
She was two grades below me not interested 
W rizz
understandable
Even bigger W
Believe in yourself, you're better than you think cupcake
Good man
the girl that likes me is a year older as well
I never thought Iād get promoted ngl
A goalie never stopped anyone from trying to score a goal
indeed
lady gaga fat becuase she prob got preg or eats alot of junk food
For me itās anything over 3 years is weird and I will refuse
Because you're too hard on yourself
I'm getting closer with this girl a year above me
they seems kind at least, all the girls from my age are drugged up idiots who jump from dick to dick (literally)
Iām just not as good as the others š
age is irrelevant who cares if she 10 years older
Yeah you're not, you're better
you're above the rest of the staff team, they're diversity hires
Thanks pal
Ngl it feels weird going for someone in your age grade cause like you basically grew up with them
I think my fellow mods are cool
hell nah

depends on the local temperature and if they have aircon
it really does lol, but its fun
I pity middle schoolers these days man, back when I was in middle school like 10 years ago it was easy
Some might be hot or cold
I'm cold all the time
It's unjust to make assumptions

Bro's dead
i dont lol some of them getting hit on by teachers š¤µš»āļø memories
Iām at a comfortable temp rn
Might as well be
Mildly concerning
I didn't meet her at school either, we met at judo exams
Any juicy drama goin' on?
both of us were examinators so we spend the whole day together
How i eat choclate?
If she doesnāt smoke or anything, value and cherish her
That shits a plague
Something that's been gnawing at me lately is the term "Judo Chop" as a fellow judo player how often have you chopped anyone
Personally I don't go for girls who smoke or do drugs, not my type
oh I do partner, she's a litteral perfect one on that part
Good
Donāt fuck it up
The term is triggering me way too much even though it's a comedic trope
which one
I wont, I wont
I'll probably see her again this saturday
take a rubber just in caseā¦

How often do you see her
Any one wanna do cayo
Hey @stuck ruin, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
I see my interest nearly every day 
around once a week rn, since we are at different schools and she lives in a different city
but we chat like every evening
Yeah wouldn't wanna get caught without one, incase you spell something wrong on a piece of paper
yes true
wait what
I can get that, it's not hard to miss a mcdonalds in the USA
Well thatās good that you two can see each other
"you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school"
Wdym by that pal
Cherish the time you spend together
haha, I do

we in the same class
Bro rn
wdym?
It's a thing kids usually said in school when they pretended they had a gf or whatever, wasn't saying youre in that category tho just reminded me of it
How i make a video game in onther video game?
oh, well we don't have a relationship yet but we do like each other very much
He was saying your interest is maccas
Well, I wish the best of luck to you and her bro
at this rate it'll happen at some point
thx mate
Just ask her to marry you, go above and beyond
how do you deal with the situation when if you turn on the AC it becomes too cold but when you turn it OFF it becomes too hot
haha, lets not do that right away 
And make sure to do it in front of a tonne of people so she's forced to say yes
Turn the temperature up
Ez strats
1 week into marriage you find out who she really is
How i can die?
Enable ac and turn it to like 65 or something
found the american
Wait about 70-80 years
Just freeze like cmon
After that what?
so am i you got a problem cocks ar-15
true, but I kinda know already. its just a well raised chill girl, not a drug addict wannabe gangster
Un-find me
šµ
thats good man those girls are like mr rubios jewel rare to fucking get! keep her
I'm planning on doing so for sure
Then you die thats good what about me?
I gave you your answer
I won't die
@swift umbra how come every time someone likes me they're two grades below me or more 
RIZZLER š„ š„ š„ š„
I'm immortal

Me too i can find way to do it
NOOO
Ur short like them fr
Shush
Make sure you reassure her a lot
Girls love that
cause girl like it to have a bigger/older guy
Tell em quintavius
bingo
I do, just sneak in a compliment every now and then 
I'm pulling this girl a year above me 
my guy 
A junior right?
Discord relationship advice is never wrong
Yes
One that works superbly well is how much you care about her and that stuff
Girls want an older male and males want an older female 
thats where all the experts are at
I hate girls and love car
Young people suck
Ong bro
facts
true ask minors in Hs š
I already do that, don't worry
I wich i can marry a hot cat
Its a never ending cycle 
what?!
Good work

I have the luck that I'm 6'3 so yk, I look older
@wind trout there you go
Wait till a female finds out your younger by 1 second 
Wild
I look old enough that I donāt need to be checked for ID when I go to buy alcohol
Your search is over
Small flex
she knows, and she doesn't care
its just a 10 month difference
U got lucky
@near patrol @nocturne coyote @wind trout trio of unoriginal mfs
What you are taking about
I had it FIRST
You know whatās truly spooky?
I've got a name for Christmas already 
Taxes!!!
Actually I had it first
Unsurprised that it came from the league of legends twitter account
nah, it was just my genius 
SHUSH
Time to pull out the dyno logs and settle this debate

It was me
Seemple
I don't believe you
Bro's a matchmaker
And I don't believe the fake cat
He tested it out first
Baguette
Dumb
He's an expired bread cat
I'm totally real guys
Rolm the OG of the spooky names and the only real Cat
since when do you do judo?
what
genshin impact sales about to blow up
Bro can barely lift his butt off the couch 
ikr
Send a video rn of you getting off of a couch then
I met her at judo
I bet the most running you get daily is a trip to McDonald's and back
That's what I thought
I want McDonaldās
Oh wow
I think running when you're 400lbs is just a stroll
Amount of water being used per household will plummet!
I haven't had it in a few weeks now
Yeah you bought their entire stock to last
Shut 
I'm probably a massive dick but I do find it funny when I see super fat people struggle with simple tasks like sitting down and getting back up
Last time I had McDonaldās was on Friday, which was my sisters wedding (I needed a snack before I needed to drive there)
Imagine pulling up to like taco bell and being like yeah could I just have everything in your freezer and what's on the grill and what's out being served thanks
Fr
wth on a wedding that is what they served
No, my cousins from Sweden needed to eat something before we left for the wedding
It's comedic but I'd never laugh at it basically
oh alright shesh i was shocked
Internally you would
Yes
Trying to hide my smirk whenever I see that shit is incredibly hard
the best is to watch them tie their shoe lace
I'm going to hell but its sooo funny

Oh bro when it's one of my friends you best believe I'm flaming that mf
people watching is very entertaining in general
As the good brother I am, I would NOT have allowed them to serve McDonaldās even if they wanted it
Until you get flashed from the back
The food they did serve was fire as fuck though
some lobster? some crabs? some clams?
ew yeah that happenens quite often
I got mooned by this big guy on a walk
and its disgusting

Pulled pork, chicken, fruit and veggies, meatballs etc
Happened to me yesterday when I was in a queue at a shop 
rip
ill take chicken and some fruit

The chicken was really good too
veggies for the vegans?
Indeed
Not dry at all and the sauce they had was amazing
No vegans allowed
my man
happened to me for a year straight a fat guy used to sit in front of me in school
I donāt even know if anyone there was vegan tbh
veggies are allowed, but meat must be served alongside them
@raw warren gonna ask you what a word means cus ion trust my friend
idk what if the flavors mix
I saw at least 80% of the people who attended with a plate with meat on it
sure
I'd be dead 
I wouldn't trust him any more š
Whether it was pulled pork or chicken
What does ghashti mean 
killing animals is bad vegans say but wait til they found out killing pants id also bad they are living as well⦠talk about bring a hypocrite
need more conext on that one
Itās either eat animals or eat the food animals eat
He just randomly says it but wait
which is also animals
Either diet millions of animals are killed 
Idk man, a medium rare steak is so much better than a salad
No winning side
this seems like something I would see on facebook
Humans are omnivores, we need to eat meat to survive
Those vegans who force their PETS to be vegan too make me physically angry
Those I would like to meet one day
And introduce to my fists
I will be right there too
vegans kill plants which are also living so why they even speak.
According to him it means hoe/whore
Same with a human, we have teeth that can chop meat
prostitute so yeah
Ah
Yeah canines I think are the official name for them
soft ones⦠wish we had bite force of crocs or tigers etc
and their teeth

fuck this bot
Gaslight a vegan into eating meat

this scarybot
Lol
Yeah š


/rank
ok
i will never understand those weirdos
like if you like feet mofo look at ya own 
What is the best heist in gta online in yall opinion
bank
Bank is a good one
The contract heist is kind of boring imo
But at least its replayable
Yoo
Why you say that
Yoo
Whats going on just joined the server 
getcho ah back in gta
Itās so much fun with friends
Nothing much been grinding money on gta
I aināt got no one to do shit with on GTA nowadays
That is true I havenāt done it in a While
if you on ps we can play
PC
My goal rn in gta is to hit 10 mil
playctation
Damn
Bullstation
That hurts i agree
What then? 1 billion?
I doubt i can get to a billion
Looking for the private jet or super yatch
100mil should be max
If rockstar made gta online cross play, Iād get on a pacific standard heist quicker than anyone
There's no maximum for money
Im already at almost 6 million just from doing the contract
I was thinking of doing it again
š¤”š¤
If Rockstar added crossplay I'm still staying in private sessions
Why you say that
It's a bad idea
if only they brought it out we would play good amount of time grinding
I hate gta on PlayStation sometimes
Bcz sitting constantly for hours and earning 400k at time š
Aināt nothing wrong with that
Sometime it hurtsš¤”
Shii as long as you making money you good
everything is wrong with that
It do hurts i agree
fuck you doing 400k?!
And when rockstar done there crazy patch to take down the cayo heist
400k is crazy
š« an classy example
you wanna make easy money get acid lab and done isnt hard filling up. once its maxed sell it in a public lobby thats filled and can get 1mil plus in money and repeat
Yeah i already own many of the businesses
I just got finished doing that Dax bs
š«
cant stand dax
Ugh, now u need to pay 700k to uprage to acid
I havenāt played online in like almost 2 ywars
Ahh, came back after long time
On god bro
i have played since the game came out and even when rockstart banned my account still play
š
Yeah
What how
they be removed so much man i miss the money banks & the times when u gave ya friends money
I heard they nerfed cayo perico
U heared right
yea you have to wait 3 hours to donit again
is this weeks update out yet?
Still can manage , but the nerfed it
Solo cooldown always been a 2:24m cooldown
š
i only did it like 3 times then never wanted to do it again not worth it for me
Well after the first initial cayo nerf
?
But the recent one lowered payout amounts
Is that bad or good compared to how it was back then?
Nah i do that with friends for some fun and chill , it pays good 1 mil straight but now i stopped it
better back then
Thats crazy
I think back to the time cooltime was same
Oh okay
š
Dr Dre Contract seems like the only viable mission to get a mill
nah it wasnt now i wait a whole day to get that mofo pavel to call me
Its just boring as shii
Not yet
fuck rockstar for doing that
Oh okay
š« š«
damn, whens it coming out?
Yep
My timezone is different i cant exactly tell you bout that
I just had to get off gta im so burnt out right now
The struggle
play any game expect cod fuck that game
Hahaš
I think gta4 is the best game
š¤
call of pedos just wants ya money for the same bs in the game
Ahead of time
I havenāt played cod since black ops 4
the updates out!!!
what is it?
It is a struggle
I think i m true out fan of cod, somce launch i am playing it
halloween vehicles and jack o lanterns i think
I feel it š«
I cant stand cod
just bought the sanctus lol
last good cod was bo3
Yeeppp
Whats that
Hello everyone
skeleton bike
Imagine you start up gta just to get blown up by a dude with an oppressor
shush 
Now they r back in business with mw3
What u get if u collect lanterns?
hell nah
?cat
Found one!
Oh new to me
Thatās what happens to me every time
@swift umbra
it looks really cool
Thwy r low skills what do i even say
what?
Thats why my kd is so low
diablo is a game i hate but sometimes play
I dont be wanting to kill people fr in that game
CHICKEN BUTT
alr
Not cool then my og shotaro
And I'm pink
Absolutely crazy
I warned you
Amd thats by cd project red?
?dadjoke
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
What how my bot
Archaeology really is a career in ruins.
you made it say that
What the heck is ur mod badges
I am roles incarnate
The fact thats its 5 in the morning for me and im up rn is crazy
?dadjoke
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
?dadjoke
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, āNo, just leave it in the carton!ā
Its 2.39 pm here
Est gang
When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow
Th you live in Antarctica?š
what?
Latest on my house with my love xbox
Well I live on Jupiter
@near patrol short
Whats the difference
@wind trout rizzed up by a dude
š¤
Shut
Do yall drink coffee
No
I
I hate the taste of coffee
Some time
nope, I don't like the taste
Idk either
š
I had a cinnabon delight coffee from taco bell
I cant drink something blacker than meš
Lmao
It dont sit right with me
You would catch me drinking prune juice before you catch me drinking coffee
Caffeine interferes with my ADD causing it to stop working but I hate the taste is coffee so I drink soda instead
Im taking a break from pop
š«
hello i'm looking someone to grind rp with
Pop?
shut it
I know I should too but I canāt
Hey @tacit zenith, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Itās been fucking up with my kidneys
Yeah pop
Itās what people call soda
Means?
You know I'm right 

I just call it soda because it makes for an easier understanding
Even though Iām from the north where people call it pop
I shut him up for you already
?mute @wind trout 1s
That user is a mod/admin, I can't do that.

I tried
Bruh
Wild

Itās kinda like how I pronounce data āday-taā
I totally didn't remove your staff role to see if I found a loophole
I say both ways some times

š¤”
@near patrol speak rn
Fuck
I'm speaking
Ty
It works for anyone else though
If you take gorilla away no speaking 
Jokes on you Iām no stranger to not speaking

baguette and his friend

Legit just vanishes
Trick
Boo
I cant close this game wtf
Who pinged me
Idk 
Why
Because its annoying
Sup
Wsg bbg
Im new Here 
Monke
Me 
At least I know not to delete things cough cough
fuck off š

ihy
Love ya 
Yooo i need help in caio anyone good?
Wait
Casino or cayo
Ur name is interesting
I will take it as a compliment
You down?
I don't play ps5
But you gotta ask on #1031671872439451729 for help
Dumb
Lol
Im newš
Welcome new
I am all the help rn
Says the guy who can't keep his stuff on his clipboard
Hi newš
Hello
IM ON LAPTOP
I had alot of things to copy paste
Why are you not ok
Hi
Bro i got my name Moderated hell nah
ši just got kicked by other players
Hello
Change to am israel hai
How is it not?
?
How is it any of that
Will cause drama
Hey, so nothing really about religion since that could bring problems, which we have had before if you were wondering, nothing really inappropriate that goes against common sense, this all applies to a valid nickname
Bro has his grandmas typewriter
LOL

Shut up

Naturevalley @near patrol
I got it
What
Sup
With or without the space?
Sup
Without
Gotcha
Be quicker next time pal
Stealing my things as usual
Fine thank u
Hi elgato. 
Blud is talking to himself
I uh wish I were a bird
No, youāre a cat
Yes
I would never 
That's why I wish
.
You're like @lost schooner
Thank you my fine gentleman @near patrol
I want to rizz you up @past marsh
Since mods don't wanna get rizzed
LMAO
Where my thanks at
Uhm
You have done Nothing
Lemme find something
Mf I changed the name š
How old are you
@wind trout Well then thank you my fine gentleman
@wind trout relationships should be 50/50. You have my last name and I'll scream your first name 
@near patrol hey my phone missing your number you should help me find it 
@near patrol go work on gta news
Lol
To young
šš
I'm just kidding I'm 75 @wind trout
That's concerning
@past marsh ****
I'm a minor pal
Wrong ping
Oh fuck...
To old. Iām into 15 year olds 
...
fuck this shit.
Fucking zombie
Anything other tah zombie for gods sakes.
š¶
Sake.
What is this bro
@dark vault hoo shit you can Fucking curse here
That have lots of points
Yes we fucking can hehe
Just not S word
@vital kayak your 105
Right
Oooh
@dark vault n wards?
Alright
No
Shit
And make your feet tickled by mods.
@dark vault love it
And your house airstriked.
Any bypassing will lead to a warning
@dark vault bro i live in israelš
And your sleeves pulled down while your washing your hands.
And both sides of your pillow will be turned warm forever.
To much
Then when you take a bite of your pizza slice, all the cheese will get in that bite and only bread will be left @still onyx
oh damn
Your words are dangerous
Hello elgato
And then the mods will play old videos of your pet and you to together
Wassup
Yo
Omfg mf is the devilš
And then when you go to bed
No more
h
7 bed bugs will go in your ear and everywhere around your body
Elgato, Iām sorry but I like a certain gato more than you.
NOOOO
Why you scaring him elgato
šš
He needs to be
@lavish flame f that thy gona cut it and it will never be Straight
Btw what's a gati
Why
@dark vault idc About insects
Cat.
Spanish for cat
Insects going in yo nose and everywhere?
Insects keep humming in your ear
Ac?
Saying n word
Not kosher but I love it
Oh ok
@still onyx mods will take away your favorite spoon and fork too
Even your favorite pillow
Even your favorite anime body pillow
Even yo console
@dark vault nhaaa ima pull my gun on them
They will come in johnwick suit
They will airstrike your house
With johnwick
True
I'ma take bros ability to speak away
@wind trout whose
@dark vault we got iron dome The best air defense System
Idk 
Not enough for them
@dark vault yes Enough
Yeap
My level 9 air defenses on coc are better
And anyways, you gonna pull a gun, they'll get thor too
No 
They are best
@vital kayak hahaha
Bro cannot cope with his backspace button
Nothing

Hey, amigos, I am kinda new on this media and it looks like a freaky mess. Can anybody tell me how do I find a homie to play on Play station here?
Is there a special chat or some thingy
Same question im joined just now where is a room for xbox one players only ?
@vital kayak

Scroll the channels down and you'll find them
Gato* cat
Yes
Oh I got that .
Thankyou
cuck
Found it i must be blind š
One message removed from a suspended account.

Do the Halloween face paints save when you buy them
Bros name is lego 11031
Yh
that it is
yeah it does
can you make a report ticket in #šć¢supportļ¼report so we can see proof?
@near patrol thx
ur welcome
No
hello
hi
no.
rude
Noice glad to hear a fellow human being is good!

rolm is rude
I'm good just chilling at college right now
damn
hi hru?
damn indeed
good to hear
Yessir
12/60 ther some one will unbanded

Oof
Weak stuff week
ill get banned from an iphone only server for saying samsung is on top
same but its my brother
Lmao
iphone fans
The iPhone Stan Lmao
I got a hate and hate with my lil brother, be happy
Did you see what Motorola did
HELLO? NO THEYRE NOT
Yup! iPhone just steals the ideas of android and makes it their ideas lol
But Nokia is the best
I got a little brother, you should be happy with the older sis
Differently
lmao its my older brothers eating everything
iPhone is overrated. Android is by far better.
agreeed
reao
you want that sister back after 1 minute
real
Yeah and great for emus
Way more powerful
I only use iPhone for fitting in.
But android does have less security though.
Plus didnāt have a say for a phone I got
older brothers are the worst when youre younger but when youre older theyre chill
Oof
Nokia 3310
Just donāt be dumb, thatās all you need.
Yup
If you download random stuff virus and that
Motorola did a flexible phone like literally
nope
little brothers stay annoying
š¤¢
its their mission it seems
oh they do but mine is both annoying and useful
Ye
Wear what as a watch?
Yo I'm new here
Regular watches > smart watches





