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Cheap
I sell it around 35K
nuh uh
Poor guy can't handle the truth
I may have stole a shipment of diamonds
You were scammed by your customers
I sold 700Kilos to only one buyer yesterday
this is why donāt trust columbians
Idk where you would hide millions of dollars unless you get a secret custom vault built
Why
I hide it in my basement
Thatās racist
How much for one kilo coke?
I have also a custom 3 level vault built in my basement
Listen up losers
Rn it's 35k
ugly ass
Where are you selling them?
I might raise up more
Everywhere.
Which country
I can ship to moon too
Liar
Everywhere
Unfortunately moon doesnāt have any life on it so itās going to be waste of money
Oh alright
Aliens
If aliens use coke they might die because it might be toxic for them so they wonāt buy it

In that case you are dumb and losing money, the price should be at least 80k for one kilo
$5
I take shipping prices.
where should we sell it
Give me a bag of cheetos and we got a deal.
Uae
Sure
Also*
I need a way to launder all that cash (tell me how)
Buy a casino bro
Easiest way to launder.
Put them in a washing machine or whatever itās called

That works as well
In the casino, you will make profit also, and can launder.
Or just buy art
They only do that to make it look like the money was used a lot
You can just buy vending machines also
I have 4
Iām gonna get a custom secret vault
yeah no shit Sherlock

Banned
How much money you made in the last 30 days
What why
2.5mill
Yes
if we team up we can be billionaires
Usually around I make 8.5, sometimes goes up to 10
How did you lose money
casino?
Need 233 million
you good @stone sluice
Casino, and made more product but less sales.
lmao
Your friend is being robbed every minute
Add 4 juggernauts more
Yuh
I told him that he should make his guards move in randomly too
I think he should plant more trees on the island

Nah
He should plant more weed plants
So are we partners?
You don't do shit.
Uhhh
You sell cocaine with face powder in it
Not make it easy for players to complete the setup
@simple iron he will give you 300% more of 2 million
I will give you 200% more of 10 million
And also zaza, your reputation would go down working with him

Iām respected within the community
He sells 80% face powder and 20% cocaine
El Gato
Only
Heās new on the block
They donāt know him yet
They know me
My product is good
Think about it
You will scam him
80% face powder and flour and 20% cocaine?
Nuh uh
Not good
You only sold 30% product last montg
Month*
@simple iron he is in a big loss
@small needle special offer I will cook for you only if you give me 200k each month
That's why he is looking for parteners
He will scam the shit out of you
Then abandon you on the streets
Zaza heās attacking my character
They know you for your shitty products
Thatās too much
How about 1k
And hey everyone
Just because he knows Iām better
Your better? In what way, no sales, nothing
Mixing up flour in cocaine
Scamming people
For the best cook? No itās not a lot
200K? I'll do that shit for 10k a month
Zaza he is looking to scam you
Iāve made 5 billion in just one month
5 million*
Dumy
Don't make up shit.
if you want a good cook you must pay a lot
Someoneās saying theyād do it for 10k
So my price is the fair
idk who to choose
Zaza, see this, his sales went from O$ to 500000$ only
5 billion
itās not
Please put some respect on my name
I would prefer to work in McDonald rather than cook and be paid 1k
You can trust @warm folio but not the rest ||sarcasm||
Hmmmm do you have someone to launder the money and hire workers to smuggle the guns and drugs so I can sit back in my office and relax

I got everything
Yes
Itās called the mod team
I can do those but I want 250k every month
Weāre literally corrupt law enforcement
I know how to launder, how to get more men, how to shop guns
Weāll happily turn a blind eye
We are not talking about 300lbs men
We work with all sorts of dealers and stuff
You ever hear about that one guy?
El Chapo?
Who do you think was supporting him
Zaza make the right choice please
ElGato
You work for the flour dealers
I'm 235million away from a billion
You scam people
You take their money
Uhhhh
And you get scammed by your customers
Maybe 10
That's why he is in jail
It will a thousand
He got caught because he thought he could break off from us
Look, Iāll do you a favor
We can take you on
If we cut ur salary by 90%
@simple iron we are so secure, we won't even get your name in public if you get arrested, we will send someone in your place, we will handle everything
Hmmmm
I think Iām winning this tbh
@
Like letās just be honest
I can do that for you
How much you willing to pay
ElGato is on fraud watch
You don't even know who are the real kingpins @simple iron , it's in my team.

@simple iron forget them and their deals I'll get you hookers from all around the planet, you'll have options to choose from
Nope, just break in fbi's office, and you will see green's name on the scammer list
No you wonāt
You are such a big scammer @small needle that the FBI put you in a scammer list instead of a narcotics one
You were scamming your customers everywhere
Can I get virgin hookers
A win is a win
He is not getting customers blud.
I already chose but I need better deals
how do i know if im fat or just muscular
I can get you your own private military
I gave 200% before, I can give 500 now, and your own militia
Everything
Literally a death squad
š¤Æ
Thatās it?
We will get you the top class hangars and everything
My receptionist has 3x that
He can get everything
Thatās too small
More assistants too
Look Zaza, ElGato here is promising everything right?
I can get you more than that
Heās looking at things on a small scale
He will give you dumb flour zaza

You can get more of everything?
That sounds like scam
Youāre asking for the stars and heās giving you the stars
I can give you the stars and everything else
I can buy you a 200000 acre property at South California also
Join me
@simple iron you don't know the real kingpins, cuz it's in my team
I have chosen
I never let them out.
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Not even their names.
Who have you chosen
Is the whole of South Carolina up to 200k acres
The person has the letter e in there name
....
Interesting
How many E's
I wonāt say
......
maybe two maybe one
You gotta tell us
who knows
You gotta tell
the person I choose is

Sitting on the edge of my seat
I ll sit comfortably
@unkempt marten
Cause I know.
Wow
Alright.
Ok so now that I win I liquidate all of my assets and transfer it over to @dark vault .
I just wanted to win
Now I ll sit more comfortably cuz I know I'm getting more money than ever.
Mafaka
thank you
love u
Alright thanks for your help
Scammers get scammed
I made a pretty compelling argument
You have gone for greed @simple iron
I love you too
I only wanted 5billion dollars
I would have increased more things day by day, but go for greed and loose

I know got my first 2 billions yes
These billions will save up in my bank only
Never gonna spend it until 10
You canāt just spend 10billion dollars
@simple iron also as my guy Kevin who was getting you the guns right
He knows where your cocaine warehouse is
So
Just wait for a call from your men
That your warehouse got raided.

Your a brokie zaza @simple iron
New brokie
Your warehouse only had 300 million of cocaine
Like bruh
Get back to weed business bro.
That was only one I have locations all over the world
Guess what
we made a 700 men team
Each 50 will raid one warehouse each
Of yours


You are late
But still you can watch me take over zaza's entire business and send him back to day 1 to grind weed only again.
For?

Me winning the battle
What battle?
lol

Dms
Yo, am I allowed to link GTA websites to my FAQ forum?
What kinda website is it?
Casino hacking practice
Yeah sure
My car in GTA:šļø
My car irl:š
should i sell my zentorno and banshee 900r so i can get opressor mark 1 ? š¤
You irl
No
naw
i dont use them at all tho
k
Hi I need help with a hiest I need players with a high level
Hey @chilly junco, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
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Username soloMax4561
Hey I'm new to gta how to earn money fast as beginner
Imma try that
get your (parents) credit card and buy shark cards
Stfu
real
He needs to buy 2 8 million cards for 1 weponised opressor depressor
And?
Whereās fact of the day 
Fact of the day: You are annoying

nice of you to finally agree with me 
you indeed are @lavish musk
That's all
SMH so immature š
damn, these smokers can't take a joke
Nah I'm too bitter
No jokes allowed
I bit a lemon
Thatās my job
šÆ
Does anyone know anything about openiv?
Thatās not bad
A fact about Al Capone 
That's a 160$
go ahead, dm me what you want the fact to say
I guess FOTD is just dipping in quality nowā¦.

I've never seen you make one
ik
Is that a lot for oppressor mk2?
Give me perms to make FOTD and I will make the best FOTDs
||btw all of them will be about chemistry||
Make a vid on how to make meth
Unfortunately thatās not my field, but my friend knows how to make it and I will ask him to make the video for you
Ok 
It's alot for anything
It's more then the game
i liked the space facts
There might be a few about space because itās kinda related to chemistry as well
Thatās rockstar greedy motherfuckers 
yeee
š
Cow lurking
Cow typing
One message removed from a suspended account.
What is cow typing 
One message removed from a suspended account.
here's a fun fact
coca cola & pepsico fund scientific research and health professional activites they also funded 300+ articles which were released in 150+ medical journals
that all at a time when they had more than 29 health bills that aimed to reduce soda consumption
Cocaine
okay
Pizza
Pineapple
kiwi
Dorito
A&W introduced a burger that was bigger and less expensive than McDonaldās Quarter Pounder, but it failed because customers assumed 1/3 was less than 1/4.
Fanta
Coca Cola
Just how?
French fries
Nachos
LMAO
Cheeseburger
Buffalo wings
McFlurry
Cheese
lol
I didnāt say anything
I have a lot of facts I had them stored cuz it was my idea to make a fact of the day
but well
in your ass
toxic mods ban
what?
you just said 3 words that dont make any sense
mods please ban
Fun fact about Marie Currie
She was the first person to win 2 Nobel prizes and the first woman to win a Nobel prize
Ban him
Is she hot??
omfg
Need 1 person for a YouTube thumbnail Iāll give u money or shoutout
Requirements: have a super car (must look clean )
Since 1945 all British tanks have come equipped the ability to make tea
Define hot
I didnāt know British people loved tea so much
Cause we love tea šµ
Mountain Dew
thatās a lie then
I am Scottish
Hello Scottish Iām Scarface
Itās taste like my nans armpits
Guess what @steep birch
What bro
Chicken butt
Courage JD?
@raw warren fun fact:
Ketchup was used as medicine. In the 1830s, tomato ketchup was sold as a medicine that could cure ailments like diarrhea, indigestion, and jaundice. The idea was initially proposed by Dr. John Cook Bennett, an American physician, in 1834, who later decided to sell the recipe in the form of 'tomato pills'.
How tf you know what that taste like
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Need 1 person for a YouTube thumbnail Iāll give u money or shoutout
Requirements: have a super car (must look clean )
He be in situations
yes I know this one
Did you know that strawberries are not really berries, but bananas are
Yes I knew that
yeah, English likes to lie about everything
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@raw warren did you know Boeing used potatoes to test their in-flight Wi-Fi
Engineers at Chicago-based Boeing Co. used sacks of potatoes as stand-ins for passengers as they worked to eliminate weak spots in in-flight wireless signals. They needed full planes to get accurate results during signal testing, but they couldn't ask people to sit motionless for days while data was gathered.
like nuclear reactors can literally change one element into another.
Stars do that all the time
yes
I sell nukes
They are interesting all the time
- neutron stars
oo
So can you tell me what happens in a star without googling it?
ever seen a mountain caste a shadow?
Yesnt
well
i dont know much
We should build a particle accelerator
whoops
Bros down bad
Caseoh breaks his keyboard
wow, thatās a lot of info 
lol
He probably ate the keyboard after
He needs a therapist asap
he died to a spider yesterday
What a noob
The videos there
Itās funny when he plays horror games
fr
Spiders are cute, prove me wrong
I ate one
Same, once
Protein bomb
her?
Ayoo
I like it
You scare me more than spiders
Spiders arenāt scary
i only like jumping spiders
For your info and to annoy you:
In a star 4 hydrogen atoms melt together and turn into a helium atom.
Helium has 2 hydrogen atoms and 2 neutrons, but hydrogen doesnāt have any, so where do those 2 neutrons come from? Well a proton and electron can make a neutron. And in this process anti matter is produced as well and a lot of energy
but besides that
Imagine a big tarantula crawling on you while you sleep
Day 14/100 of saying fucker

Fucker
Happened to my buddy Ron back in 06ā
Wild
Stfu
Shut up
Stfu
I was robbed
Oh god
Stfu
Buy a new one
yea
Jewelz
Claim insurance or something
Hello
Youāre my fav admin
Wasg greenie
uhhh a proton and electron can make a neutron? well I learned something new
I should call HR, my boss canāt just steal that
yes
I feel sick
no you are
Istg man
Day 4/60 on waiting for Eternal to get unbanned
But why
Iāll NEVER be admin bro
Cringe
Seen that pic 100 times already
used it to bully my arachnophobic friend
Iāve been up too long
@raw warren aur bhai bhen ke lode
He was banned? For what?
Being dumb
Sleep bro or do a line of coke
Something
still heh
What is something
Sent anthrax to TGG
What have I done to you š„²
Racism...
abbe uv tu idhar
nice to see you
Haan missed u
over 500 hours on gta
mee too
Bruh
how's life
Lmao
He didn't know tho lmao š
What did he do/say
Check dm ig
Send me the photo
Sure
Ok
@unreal echo what's wrong with liking a game 
that's a W, still rocking the suzuki or its gone?
Do you even eat or sleep
dont tell me you're also doin engineering
Yes
Youāll hate me.
Especially eat 
Fat ass
I got the zen but I bought an Abarth
Abarth??? Mega W
I canāt say anything, i have 2029 hours on Apex (literally)
Yessir
Lmfao and then you're saying I'm crazy
124 or a 595?
Itās a stage 2 build
Punto
itās an addiction
Yesss
Love those little things
We need to send him to a asylum
I mean
Theyāre quick man! They turn heads everywhere
Send @unreal echo too since he has 2K hours on Apex 
And they sound so aggressive for what they are
Letās not bring up that topic?
Oo nice , i got my first car too
Me also 3k hours on dayz
I have ptsd
Do we have a second option?
Ait cool, you're coming with us
Ofc you're also in enginnering
Ok š
Thereās always a warning
Im applying abroad in January for Motorsport technology
@unreal echo @simple iron When we leaving
Any other options?
Stripes ezpz +80HP
Theyre factory š
After we get food

Bet
You can leave the server, best option
Abarth love putting stripes on everything š
this is crazy
W I hope you get accepted
Im waiting for the koni FSD dampers
Ive lowering springs, short shifter, tune and an intake
I got addicted to it
And still you're shitting on me for having a lot of hours in GTA
yeah buddy
Where are you doing eng from?
Not yet, but I will leave this server the day tgg pings @ everyone in this chat
Tell in the dms
Drop year
I got accepted in bits but the branch was not my cup or tea
So never
wtf??!!
Yesnt
I'll have him ping everyone soon
Gonna try for atleast some electronics branch atleast
lol
Yeah lol
I mean I would never settle in that book worm crowd
so like in 3 years?
Lucky mf why didnāt you go?
approximately
It wouldn't take more than a few weeks
Then I have a lot of time left
A few weeks can be a few years as well
I did that too
Still waiting for it to arrive
Mechanical is not my thing i was getting cs in every private colleges basically I'll try for electronics branch this year
Go for it
Mechanical engineers have no future
IITs me to hone nahi wala itni aukat nahi meri
Iām doing it also Iām very lazy and donāt want to cook

Yup exactly
Mf
Is that why you are so fat? 
It's a way too saturated branch
I havenāt given any competitive exam since I wanna fuck off from here
Just asking 
Mere too just want to complete my b tech as fast as I can
I was actually planning on going to mcdonaldās lol
@simple iron Ait, returning to my basement š peace
Zaza ain't fat just ⨠overweight āØ
Blocked
Watching tiktok videos on a tv is psychopath behaviour
Are you still working on gaining all that extra weight u need as admin? 
Please no
You need to go on a watchlist for that Brendan
Unfortunately, money tight rn
I agree I call my fbi buddies
Iām planning on getting a tattoo soon
We'll call it that yes
idk what yet
yo guys me and my 2 friends are doing heists we need 1 more person who wanna join
It's still a tiktok video but anyway
Isn't that age restricted?
To 18 or some
Oops wrong tag
dw youll get there
Imma get one on my ass cheek
Twins
A pizza on the leaning tower of Pisa
@unreal echo Can't you get tattoos only wehn you're 18+?
I can get a tattoo whenever
Itās very thick
dayum
Because what are they going to do if i get a tattoo, remove it?š
Banned
When u get the tattoo make sure to show us zaza
we all wanna see ur ass tattoo
Bro

Bro
Iāll get a scan code so when someone scans it they get Rick rolled
Bro
You guys want tattoos?
Mute
Bro spammed bro 3 times
A direct youtube link
Yee
You can, just be prepared for a lot of agony 
Bro that guy just
A QR CODE
Banned
Someone want it?
get a barcode as tattoo
Iāll just glue it back on
ez
Scammer
yes
sounds like a scam
Can u come to my dm I wanna tell u smthng
3 of a kind @lost schooner, good hand
Ok
@simple iron go get scammed
rip
I feel the pain
That happened to my dad once at cricket, had to get 80 stitches on his face and his cheekbone basically shattered
Always 
Never knew a cricket ball went that fast
Faster than baseball
U know cricket?
Coz they use difirent throwing tecniques
@simple iron respond or you got scammed
Almost got that full house as well
I play baseball
Cricket better
Baseball > cricket
India vs Pakistan is not boring
Baseballs hit around 100mph
0 knowledge
Cricket is mostly standing around bored doing nothing
I used to play baseball
Thatās what I mean
Are you dumb?
or do you just act that way
Wasnāt the longest match 8 days?
idk why I played for like 10yrs
Cricket better
Hi
Cricket gay
Which position?
1st base
I wanna say u the line I said u in dms
Test matches and the Ashes usually drag on over a couple days
Iām left or right outfieldš
bye
But Iāve only been playing for a couple of months
Ok
Baseball is much more fun to both play and watch than cricket
Indeed
We need another Joe Dimaggio
Go ahead
My batting is great tho, I got about 0.500 hit ratio 
I donāt remember mine lol
Ice or normal?
Nah
Normal
I can send ss to u
Ok Dutchy
cricket has to be the #1 fattest sport, I swear it's just full of fat alcoholics who pretend like they exercise because they play cricket
Golf is boring
Field hockey the fattest sport? Nah no way
That just makes it bad imo
Yeah 
No, cricket is
Im back omg
Have you ever been to a game?
I won the appeal
I dont like watching people that are too immature to play a sport without raging but yes
Remember me
I havenāt been to one in a while. Might need to look when my city plays again
Itās just one or two fights a match if youāre lucky
But itās a good action packed match all game
Ever been to a game?
I miss the old days when they could give each other severe brain damage each match
Yep
Remember me?
I go to the Phillies game a lot
No but I have seen live on tv
Itās better when youāre there
I havent been to live versions of most sports
I judge em by how fun they are to watch on tv
Wsp
fastestrocket was kicked. | come back with an appropriate pfp
That pfp wasnt against the rules, no nudity
Iām good friends with Larry Christenson
That womanās behind is almost completely exposed
You get what I mean, itās not really a normal pfp
Granted she still had more clothes in than some girls in my school do but nevertheless
Horny raccoon

Thank you sir
Life is boobies
Football is life
That pfp was the rear end tho
no
Smash
Hey winni is back
You meant grandstand boxing?
No i meant squash
@swift umbra u see paul vs that dude with the name smthat starts with a d
Yes
Dillon dannis
Ong
Ive seen amateur boxers that were better
Maybe fighting isnāt his thing
Bro used all his skill points on typing
no?
So very real
but if its Logan Paul I don't even wanna
Logan paul vs dillion danis
lol
It was a fun match to watch
Logan stinky
Hm why
urge to make a racist joke rn>>>
U always have that urge 
urge to ban cow after he makes that racist joke rn >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
hey cmon not always
I'm nice sometimes
Alright not always, just a lot of the time
Iām not a racist

Trust me
now give us the honest answer
even if he was who gives af its 2023 wont ever go away
Yesnt
what's your ethnicity?
I know a good joke abt racism but I will not say it
im mod after all
Racism
Still not nudity I can be smart ass it tell u what nudity but u will just act stupid
real
Normal
im mix before i get warned btw jus a joke i know your watching mods
yea thats def nudity
Nudity is when someone naked bud that a naked person
Are you who just was kicked?
Iām sorry to say but Iām not acting
Iām just stupid
I didnt see the pfp someone send me it
Nah randomly just going up
Wait no dont
Based 
Me love naked woman
same but of its not allowed cant be dumb gotta be respectful š¤µš»š·
i will not say I do too coz im mod but I also will not say that I dont
I like people
boobies š¤¤š¤¤š
same
true naked men are better
I love people my age cant say the same for some people
ayo
I like short thick girls
finally a fact was pinned
Short because theyre have not grown yet?
thank me later
sure, how about tomorrow?
No over the age of 18 and I can make fun of them
rock will be pissed at us since he removed all the useless pings a while ago š¤£
Thats very racist rbh
What
he will not check the pins right?
Be better scarface
we gotta give him smth to do all day, keep pinning 

Pin this
Make him find a few ideas for outfit of the day/week/month
Stinky
Where's the outfit channel ?
I don't see one
uhm, you aint that level yet š
Smash
gotta grind again
Dis better mfers
Ik
How tf is creaky still top 5 in the message leaderboard
apart from the mfers, yes
I donāt have access to it either
who?
since he was on 25/8
not me asking who he is
I thought he got banned
you think I will?
R there any onions
someone who devoted their life to discord for about a week before getting banned
Shut up please, ur annoying
says you
Best thing that happened in their life was getting banned here
so eternal 2.0?
they can touch grass
yea kinda
understandable
Can you pin something i say
basically
U shut up before I put that mod down your throat
I shut up plenty of times 
they even pinged me in another server to ask if I could please unban them
And why was brother banned
yk who I want back? TMM
that's something vegans call as food
He was interesting
Lmao, people really can't live without this server
@swift umbra pin this battlefront 2 is a good game
but how could you not enjoy a delicious steak 
Idk tbh
No it's not
Ive been banned for months
A green thing that feels like plastic and people smoke it sometimes
It's seriously flawed
I have since been released
only if threats were allowed here 
Dont get banned again easy
Theyre not?
themes look nice on discord
bro
im lagging horrible
How did i pass gcse englisg
I meant to send this
Easy you donāt
"hey ma I'm on tv!"
I did
They are slow
I sent my memes in the meme chat
no perms?



