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Hi garden gnome
Bro i was playing gta and then I got into some car that had the blue dot on the mini map and out of no where a phantom wedge just starting ramming into me. It wasnt a player and it didnt have a driver in the seat
Halloween event
It's a slasher iirc
Oh ok
Fun
I should try it out before the next weekly update

Yo @near patrol

@near patrol what happened to your other account tho
I'm only on here to talk to a friend
Ok
Ohio rizz
Jumping spider
Marvel when they need more money
Cute
Drake the type of dude to see an old lady getting robbed and say ānot today buddyā
Heh
@near patrol weren't u mod or something
Ohh
Poor guy got demoted cuz of alt, and mod abooz
Nah u deserved that 1
Zeal mod abusing? He'd never do that
What
The mute
You haven't seen his skibidi rizz Ohio gyatt sigma chad devil form yet
Ok
Don't ever say that to me again
Ok ig š
did someone say GYAT
Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
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Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
Because nitro 
LOL
@cunning void I think we should demote this frenchie
Who is this guy
You
Is he a mod
Yes
Doesn't seem to be pal
What
Yessir
April this random guy is harassing staff
I told you 
Shush
Who tf is Paul
Actually
Sounds like a LOSER
my name is jeff
WHO tf is Paul
No jeff
@near patrol hey jeff
Hey paul

so who's the paul here
hello I'm harassing staff
Wat

@wind trout hey
Hi
Hi Frenchie
I got roped into managing volleyball and girls basketball
What the scallop
They literally begged me to
Bro is loved by his community
imagine
Fr man
I finally got unbanned from the largest GTA discord server. But I still much prefer this one!
Cause of YOU
š²
Hi my favorite mod < 3
not mine no offense
he is better

Baguette got a discord kitten shortly after becoming mod
I wouldnāt doubt it
why did @formal kernel dm me saying he is a youtuber and streamer and then say wbu
idk
he just joined today
ping him and tell him why he did that
he is being weird
he doesn't even own the channel he claims to own
can any mods help me please
there is someone trying to do a scam
I did it
Interesting
I'm not sure what he was trying to do but ik he tried scamming me some how
because that isn't even the real youtubers discord
@formal kernel why are you dming me
@formal kernel
report him in #šć¢supportļ¼report
why r u dming people
he asked me for my youtube link š
either he wants us to click the link in his bio because it's an ip grabber or smth else
hell nah
Same š¤£
oh no he found mine through my profile and subscribed
ig I'm screwed
probably he wants a shoutout
shoutout on a dead ass channel
does anyone know why zom 100 got canceled
who wants my funny chat with him
me
lmao @formal kernel is weird
@formal kernel
he's imitating a youtube with 100k subs
but the actual youtubers discord is just quin
not quin69_00
heās making fun of my 39 subs like i give a shit
lmao
i havenāt streamed in a year or two
he doesn't even have a real channel probably
ššš
I wouldn't click the link in his bio tho
I just typed the youtube into google
this you @formal kernel when you talk about my 39 subs
which i bet one of them is your mom or dad or maybe even your grandma

if he really wants to make fun of you he should do it in this chat not dms
haha lmao fuck yeah
lmao
yeah
@formal kernel why arenāt you speaking?
ayo molester is in the chat
āHey, leave it to your creepy uncle Lesterā
im the best gta player here
gta is boring now
cause you suck at it
i saw the dm
i was doing my spanish HW
thats why i read it late
Need help selling bunker products
what happened
the guy is a old ass man
ik
Fax
hey dutch
i love chat
old and fantastic hairline?
old but gold
@terse dagger youāre goofier than goofy the dog
Jake Paul Son
guys marshmellow or alan walker
Me
I choose @simple iron
Youāre younger than me
The grinch stole my inch #stopcircumcision
š¤®
dadadumdadumdadummm
Provide evidence, fool
5 days?
Dude Iāve had that pic saved for like a month
September 26
Iāve used it so many times here
5
To be specific
Troll face
hey 17 looking for some people to play gta online with pc only btw must speak english well im a girl btw so do not dm me if you are sexist or racist
@lavish flame did I just spot you playing GTA.....?
No life fr
Nobody asked you š
Gta addict š
Wow that's not nice
He isn't nice either so I don't see the problem
I don't see enough numbers
Ironic that you're saying it
You probably have like 10K
Since when can stixz count
At least he can read unlike you 
I can read
You gotta put everything through a chat bot
Ew the French language š¤¢
i actually have like 15m
More than Dutch has
true
bro stole my stash of pure columbian cocaine
there goes 20k 
That's what ya get for bullying me 
@simple iron Be doing that daily
what's the worst drug out there
Idk, never tried any of them
Depends
Fentanyl for the body. Spice/Salvia for the mind.
Fentanyl for sure
Ngl though I used to listen to some French music, but that's about it lmao
You only need to inhale 1/20th the size of a penny of fentanyl to overdose
Iām in the top 250 for xp nice
Nice ass
@raw warren
@honest wagon
is that you on ur pfp pic
its my dog
i did all 9/10 photos but the last ghost is not appearing even at 00:00 š©
that would be her, yes
oh ok
thanks
No its a box of chocolates
Ya no shit its a fucking human
No need to state the obvious
why r u so mean to me
how old are you Jalal
why
just answer
14
makes sense now
Lol stixz is the same age and hes less of an idiot
so now ur making fun of me
Damn right
what did i do that make u wanna be mean to me

Lel
Iām gonna get a ffl and add sot so I can sell and create automatic guns to military
@mellow cipher
You wanna know what you can do to make me stop being mean to you?
yea sure
Ok so click on the three dots next to the server name
Then scroll down and click on leave server
And then dont join back ever
Hows that sound?
what did i do
Please do me a favor and shut the fuck up
You little shithead
no

what do u mean
Only people i dont like
why dont u like me
Iād like you alot more if you left the server
You dont know shit then š
Dutch your name is literally ālurking hookerā
You hookah pipe
Its like a bong
You smoke out of it or something
Its not I just think it suits you as a nickname

Well your name is hooker so I just think of hookah pipe
Ya but hooker and hookah sound the same
Ya youāre a talking hookah pipe. Thats your backstory
Balls
Ho w do you spell Grappling Hook on Discord?
Grappling hook
What kind of question is that
Gayballtorture hook
So I found this in the atticā¦
Bro why is the 10th ghost not spawning
I think my grandpa had this before but gave it to one of my cousins
I never knew these things existed
pretty sure they go for good money also
Niek I have a question
I helped someone and they vouched for me, is it a glitch that they somehow vouched for me twice in a matter of 1 second
You can check bot commands to see what's going on
I looked it up, one with a crappy box went for 20 bucks 3 years ago
lemme check for you
hmmmm Iām sure a collector would pay decent money for it
I believe we got 3 boxes, that opened one and two sealed
Is the Omnis eGT still the best armored vehicle in the game
What is the best then?
Are you talking in terms of missile taking capacity?
Yes, and/or sticky bombs
Then it's the nightshark
The missile knows where it is because it knows where it isnāt
What about stickies?
well if you want something fast then I'd say buffalo stx or virtue. rockets is 100% nightshark
some goes for sticky bombs
Yes, same
Although with Imani tech vehicles you get the benefit of missile jammer
true
but nevertheless, the E-gt sucks
its slow asf compared to the other imani options like that stx
yes
This one sold for 60
the stx is one second faster around a lap a +-1.05,000 min track
thats a century
yea ok our boxes don't look that good, but thats good money
you still may get 30 to 40
true
but these things are gonna climb in value
I mean you can't get Dukes of Hazzard stuff for reasons I don't understand anymore
so anything from the Dukes is rare
love you tgg
he doesn't read chat...
Is the picture over at #šøāgta-media true?
get the stx
the left one looks new
both are
i mean the buffalo is just a variation
wouldn't particularly say that it's different
it really is
its a sportscar in the muscle class really
hm might see
you dont have the car?
if you can afford it, buy it
i only have 1 mil left after buying mk2
its the king of the muscle class on pc and last gen
waste of money
mk2 is no longer good
helps a lot in grinding casino
i mean they all have same tracking but mk2 is just more mobile
yea but the mk2 is four times the price
yes
and has only 20 rockets
but worth it in long term
I own one, I never use it
i mean i can just request that bike again from terrorbyte
but i have to buy agency now if im buying buffalo
oh i never do businesses tbh
you only want them for that nightclub
so that you can make money while you're doing nothing
and I believe if you are in a ceo you don't have to pay the costs of the mc
works for me at least
get that set up
its one of the best late game money makers
Iād grind coke pretty good money
yea, but nightclub is solo
ill see
get the businesses required to run the nc business
You don't need to setup/upgrade the other businesses
Just have them
i can prolly buy everything by today
Fuck
Hehhaha
Imagine being me
I just called zeal shawty and pinged him a few times š
get gud
What did u do to get mute
nvm
He tried to rizz up moderator
My plan was to rizz all mods one by one
But nvm
So you want me to rizz you up?
Hell nah
then get banned
It's not worth it
š
bro took his rizz to harizzment
Man
I didn't knew zeal was getting harrased alr? š

brendon6739 was muted. | night night
We should make one about you
ā10 hours a day on discord dutchā
Wheres eternal
Banned
banned
Banned
that's so sad
Lol
Who tf banned him
mods
Probably a group decision

what was the reason ?
He hit point limit
Point limit
He got banned for point limit
tf
I wasnāt here for it
Who ban for that
I am not reading allat
honestly a skill issue for getting banned
can't say the exact reasons because mods don't want that to be disclosed
I will share a method of ethical money making
Somebody creates something therefore giving ownership. You then employee people to enforce the rules you imply. If you donāt follow the rules then thereās consequences. If you donāt like it, blame capitalism.
For the real world
Shut up
No common sense what so ever thatās discord folks
Racist gif
So what you want to do is create a bond with a peer or class mate or non friend, build your friendship over several month (Patience is key) you then want to do small things for them give them little gifts or assignments or compliments nothibg to much to your expense, as your bond grows get in touch with their friends and group and build a brotherhood inside that group , create group chats go to events together and have a personal connection to each person in said group, Now the money begins, if your group does minor drugs perfect if not introduce it to them gradually, now you become a supplier buying small scale drugs like weed and possibly mushrooms, you then introduce your friends to your business and sell to them at a ādiscountedā rate witch you still make profit off, as you become a trusted supplier in that freind group I want you to lace them with any addictive narcotic, leave them longing, now they will spend every penny they have on your supply feeling as if they are saving money through your discount and will be hooked witch gives you revenue for life as each and every one becomes addicted
Bro
Dude whatās with the Grocery list I donāt see no milk
Lol
Laugh out loud
thatās not him
I know
Lol
Ain't reading all dat, I'm happy for you, or sorry for you
he basically telling us what I do
Bro
selling weed to friends
Why everytime
You do drugs.
banning eternal?
He just said a bunch of dumb shit
no, he just hit the limit
Not anymore but I do sell
The only grass I touch is weed
He shouldnāt of been given a point to go over the point limit
Bro why I everytime I go to a session sumone put bounty on me is this a glitch or what??
Welcome to Pc lol
I copied that line from the mighty bubba
It does
there is points attached to certain rules, if you break those rules you get that amount of points
Happened to me also
Why rockstar dont fix it bruh
I understand but he didnāt know he was breaking the rules
Give me your pc, I'll give you 50 bucks and a š§¢
Only the mods knew
Deal?
I think you know damn well what the kkk is don't you?
No
I thought kkk will get me muted
Bad deal
Whats kkk
Screen record
He sent a photo
You guys are idiots
he send an image
Check dms, I ll send you @finite elbow
Eternal youāre making this hard to defend cuh
Banning for this small thing
you can't really defend someone for sending a racist meme
racism against rules
and then hitting point limit
finally I have helped 50 people š
I am taking a break now
if you get muted you also get points @stuck quarry, and if you get 8 points you get banned
Is this accurate?
let him if he wants to
yes
Blud finna get 2 points for it
I mean yes, since thats @lost schooner
Ong bro
š

What is bro yapping about
sumne putting bounty
This
its always the mods, how dare they follow the clearly stated rules that you agreed with when you joined am I right?
Fix what
@coral widget
LOL
everytime it's new bounty?
Wtf
you keep the bounty you already had
About the guy with the Walmart complaint paragraph did you punish the guy is he In the corner?
@simple iron thoughts
Dummy fr
Bro whenever I go to a session and get out of my apartment it said sumone put a bounty on u
the game just lets you know that you still have that bounty
š
That's the one someone put it on you
Oh

Imma tell sumone to kill me that will fix I think
That works too
just wait 48 mins
just have someone kill you so they can claim the bounty
Sticking out your ass for the rizzler
some guy was once trying to report me cuz I said a "bad" word
Ohk
it was "fuck"
you get the money from the bounty as well in that case @stuck quarry
š¤£
This is why kids shouldnāt be on discord
You should of said milked the word regardless

that's still better than the guy who was reporting me on my own server tho 
priceless
your under arrest
cow
That's called blocking actually š¤
I was an admin here
Your not old enough
long before
I will personally block you from ever entering this server again
Oh damn

cow
Zamn
Hi cow

elgatohermano was muted. | No reason given.
banned
Get muted
Bro
I heard that saying that word was 8 points wasn't it @lost schooner?
People need to stop fucking cursing fr
its actually against tos
so perma ban
Yh its in the rules
seems like a ban to me
so fucking real
agreed
Come to New Gen yo we have pizza š 
is it really @lost schooner?
pineapple pizza
he said bad word
uh
What bad word?
I mean I use to not like it but itās aight
hhahahahahahahahaha
the bad word for poop
bro are y'all kids?
Oh flippy flop dont mute or ban
@dark vault ya see what I went through? 5 days is nothing
lol no
Don't care take the L
they're messing around
damn
8 years 
Eternal ist ein stinkender Arschkopf
read again
.
Mute him @lost schooner
No language other than english is allowed
What
Who gave Scarface mute perms? 

...
Woah I saw someone saying shit
CAN
It was Elgato
Seems like @dark vault wants another 5 day mute
You just said the s word
@swift umbra mute him for saying S word
yea I think so

Some people just keep breaking the rules smh
Thatās racist
seems so
banned
real?
Thats homophobic
š
so sad
Holy Scheisse
elgato can't say shit
Imma ping tgg and tell about you mod abusing aksuhally
psst, I can speak a bit of german
Enflish 
1 point 
Mute
noooooooo
Report to fbi
Noooo
elgatohermano was muted. | 5 day mute for s word
Lel
yall bullies
having us on the same mod team is the best and worst idea at the same time 
i just witnessed murder
Its mad funny 
I'm going to Obama guys.
whats he gonna do?
Imma complain it to obama
Yo I supply him weed
Oh shit not obama
Most likely air strike but we'll see
drone strike u
I bought a mg42 from him
Jeremy the goat clarkson
š
fr, tv icons
i bought the n word pass from him
shi was expensive

Imma say the S word again
Much better than whats on tv now 
When mods are gone
that jet that went missing we couldāve stole it and sell it easy 100mill

I believe veronica is gonna have the grand tour now
We might need to just mute you untill we come back then when we leave just in case
good idea
You mod aboozers
Imma ping tgg
Responsible staff fr
Dumb
bros trying to cage the beast
psst, that will result into a mute and points
Aint no way š that gif needs a pin
Don't care
lol
i pinged him twice when i first jpined and never got a mute

Cap
Mods, mute him now
1 hour

Bro snitched on himself
W
š
idc
Tf
?mute 1131035078806491168 pinging tgg 10s
You must specify a mute duration.
Lel
Rip my man muzz
tmuzza1227 was muted. | pinging tgg
there we go
Mod team unresponsibile fr
lol

Yh, they should be muting you instead
ššš
Toxicity, 4 points
Nooo
wait I got an idea @lost schooner
Thatās a ban
š¤
Yes? š
What š
Majjt coming with hard facts
It's like " Buying an underwear will make you buy a underwear "
This is includes public hanging
did you make that up urself?
Worthy of the nobel prize for literature
Yes, I'm a genius
Thanks
I stole your moms panties
its "an" underwear not "a" underwear 
So if I bypass a rule Iāll get swatted by a group of FBI agents
Jokes on you I stole his whole mom
Stealing an panties will make you steal the panties that you just stole.
Ans possibly seal team 6
no, @lost schooner will tickle your feet
and let me tell you, you don't want him to do so
Yeah I sold them on the black market it had a shit stain got 1.2mill for selling it
True true
..
Terrifying experience
aw shit man, I mute have to mute you now
š¤Æ
why is that part of the mod initiation process?
@swift umbra look ticket of me

Cause we have to make sure you know how bad it is before you punish some1 else with it 
Iām gonna buy discord so I can own this server
No ill delete it
kinda like the pepperspray test at police training?
I just accidentally called niek sor minion š
Exactly 
got it
š
that you?
That's you
The person I sold the panties to
Sir Minion.
ah, got it
Cap thats you before you sold em
š
I feel like Trevor from gta would do that
I recognize you
Stop changing subjects, you yourself would do that
And did that
Cap its you, we all have seen ur ass
ayoo
So you secretly see everyone's ass?
Did one of you hack my phone and seen the photos
Yes
Also yes
Fuck
uhhh
Factual
š
Oh no not another ss 
š
Raccoon sniffing asses :
I got cigars want one
Yes

Yes
does it have ghosts
Itās black people running away from the kkk and the title says āwe ding dong ditched the wrong houseā
Apparently humor is now a point and warn in tgg
Why does bro look like dr Phil
Humor is ok, racism isnāt
Iāve seen it as well, it doesnāt
Racist humor is the best humor wdym
Ni3k itās okay brother you donāt have to front for me
Youāre into nascar thereās no way youāre that soft
Itās just for being a mod but I fw you playa I know and you know
lmao
Omg brruh
Mods canāt ban you in real life
Cuh if I wasnāt arguing the chat would be dead
U dont care?
Nah
so leave it why are u talking about it again and again
Cause you guys being annoying about it
So ignore it ?
Alright time to end this. Eternal got banned fair and square for a racist meme and can appeal in two months. End of the argument
Took y'all long enough
Im done with this bs
Took you long enough lmao
Yea it did
š
Lol rip eternal
he should have known not to share that meme here tbh
bro thought they were ghosts
although he said he didn't know what the image meant
Aināt no way 
.
Indian
Then maybe he didnāt know tbh
Thatās an American thing from over a century again
Not really a worthy excuse is it?
Itās a bit like saying: I didnāt know I wasnāt allowed to rob banks. So now you have to let me go
If he thought they were legit ghosts then itās a worthy excuse. Although itās word against word so you canāt take back the ban now. No proof to tell if heās lying.
No it really isnāt
But this isnāt a bank
This is tgg discord server
Itās an analogy
Yeah but youāre comparing an extreme to something small
But anyways, Iām no loner talking another it. You know what he did and he can appeal in two months
The end
yes patrick must stay
tf u want
guess whtt
stop spamming me
i did casino and rockstar did a W move and froze and glitched the casino guards

lmao
sorry
Lol
@gentle oasis
Ywah
Feels nice to get a paper straw when the entire fucking cup you get is of plastic including the lid
lol
gorillas i need some song suggestions
Rich vanilla ice cream with some chocolate fudge and a side of brownie the classic is the way to go
does it look good?
Yeah it really does
hm ill try to wear it
and pandas

- raccoons
Wow discrimination against cows

You racist
I'm going to report you to admins
- cow




