💬┃gorilla-chat

[edgy mango]

ah

[elder pumice]

that's crazy

[lost schooner]

16 points before perma ban i stead of 12

Worth the cash if you ask me

[deep hull]

Ngl it is

[elder pumice]

18* because before ban they have 10 point limit i think

[deep hull]

I mean if you don't do dumb stuff you'll not even get 1 point

[elder pumice]

just dont break rules and you dont have to spend

[lost schooner]

Yh so 10 plus 6 is 16

[lost schooner]

Thats my strat

[edgy mango]

real

[elder pumice]

wait

[stable relic]

Hey they are paying for something. Can't just not give it as advertised

It'd be scamming in a way

[elder pumice]

technically it's not written in #💖〢support-us

[orchid crest]

How do you get giveaway god anyways, like what do u have to giveaway

[elder pumice]

giveaway 25 usd stuff in total minimum

[edgy mango]

Host giveaways up to $25

[orchid crest]

Can be anything? Like nitro etc

[elder pumice]

yeah

[edgy mango]

Yeah

[orchid crest]

Damn I should have been hosting them here instead of giving away to friends, I have gifted like minimum 50$ worth of nitro 💀

[stable relic]

Wait that is true

It doesn't say it anywhere...

[edgy mango]

redo it then 🔥

[orchid crest]

Rock what are the rules if anyone wants to host a giveaway

[deep hull]

...

[orchid crest]

I think I might host one

[deep hull]

Shouldn't be already gifted

Like a person gifts you and you gw it

That's what I think atleast

[lost schooner]

Whats an alcoholic beverage with a g

[edgy mango]

Just dont tell them

[lost schooner]

Just have a prize

Thats abt it

And have proof you have the prize

[orchid crest]

And the timings and stuff?

[lost schooner]

Tou decide which roles can participate and how long till a winner is picked

[edgy mango]

Thats up to you

[orchid crest]

Oh damn

Alright I will host a nitro(not basic) gw then once I get my money in a few days

[deep hull]

That's good

[dark vault]

@deep hull come in lester boi

[deep hull]

Go on ig

...

[near patrol]

[grave scroll]

yo!

[deep hull]

How you ?

[deep hull]

How you ?

[grave scroll]

I am doing great wbu?

[near patrol]

Bored and hungry

[lost schooner]

As usual

[deep hull]

Isn't there like morning there ?

[grave scroll]

thanks to the guy who helped me I got my my Target money for today haha

[near patrol]

2pm

[deep hull]

..

[near patrol]

Wym as usual

[grave scroll]

where are you guys from?

[dark vault]

Hello there ✋👋

[edgy mango]

no breakfast yet?

[deep hull]

You know biryani ?

Go eat it

[dark vault]

Milky Way

[edgy mango]

Biryani is a fucking W

[grave scroll]

tasty af

[deep hull]

Biryani 🔛 🔝

[grave scroll]

cool i pour my milk in there lol

[near patrol]

Well I ate tortilla chips like an hour ago

[vapid sage]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[dark vault]

Biryani Is very fucking cool but Masbee/Mandi better.

[dark vault]

Damnnn

[near patrol]

I'd rather order it rn

[edgy mango]

then do it

[untold harness]

As always this chat is on crack

[grave scroll]

Is facts allowed to be told here?

[dark vault]

Order Mandi, it's better

[dark vault]

Some.

[grave scroll]

can anyone summarise the rules of this serve to me?

[edgy mango]

the only thing im on is your mom

[near patrol]

Depends

[dark vault]

#📜┃all-server-info

[near patrol]

Like idk if it's available in takeaways here

[grave scroll]

ngl it's kinda long but i would read later

[dark vault]

Masbee/Mandi is better no depends

[untold harness]

Now now buddy

[grave scroll]

I am new in here so..

[quick trench]

@warm folio sorry i dont know how to react or post a reaction

[near patrol]

Lemme check

[untold harness]

@near patrol hi

[dark vault]

Alright, just don't say N word or ping tgg, or argue alot

[near patrol]

Hi

[grave scroll]

Cool!

[untold harness]

How are you?

[grave scroll]

Does tgg comes to have convo in here?

[lost schooner]

Most healthy verixua meal

[dark vault]

Then pick it up

[dark vault]

Nope.

Not in 2023 atleast

[grave scroll]

okay

[untold harness]

He says one thing a year

[grave scroll]

2023 gonna end in 3 months

[grave scroll]

Is that hi?

[untold harness]

No

[near patrol]

I'm good wbu

[near patrol]

Real

[grave scroll]

ngl server gonna help me manage my GTA online stuff in weekends

[untold harness]

I gog

[near patrol]

Eh maybe later

[dark vault]

Alright

[near patrol]

Gonna make tea for now

[grave scroll]

what's with so many perks in your acc woah

ITS HUGE!

[lost schooner]

My profile the bwst

[dark vault]

Chai

[dark vault]

I don't remember the name, something eagle

Right

Eagle Reigns

Or smth

[near patrol]

Lmao

The freezer is broken

We called the professional

[dark vault]

Who

[near patrol]

Man said turn the fridge off for 2 days

Let the ice melt

[dark vault]

☠️👍

[near patrol]

Meaning the refrigerator is also off

Can't even put the milk in there cus it'll go bad

So we put it in the separate mini freezer

Now the milk is frozen

[dark vault]

☠️

Frozen milk be hitting

[near patrol]

Especially when you're tryna make tea and it's not even coming out

[dark vault]

Boil the whole carton

[near patrol]

It comes in bottles

[dark vault]

Boil the whole bottle

[near patrol]

Nah

[dark vault]

Take a flight to Dubai, give it to me, I ll just set it outside for 5 minutes

Maybe it will go bad but

[near patrol]

I ain't travelling 3 hrs for that

[dark vault]

Damn 3 hours

Where ya at?

[near patrol]

Uk

Its a 3 hr flight from London to dubai iirc

[dark vault]

Only 3 hours? Damn thought it would be longer

[near patrol]

Yeah surprisingly

[dark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/bottle-of-water-saull-gif-26356875

[dark vault]

3 hours in the future or past?

Idk

[lavish flame]

I zoom bombed a church

[grave scroll]

I have 4M in what should I spend

[lavish flame]

Grind for 20M

[grave scroll]

I only play on weekend duh

I make like 1M/hour

[near patrol]

Idk

[dark vault]

Alright

[near patrol]

I actually could do with some water rn

[dark vault]

No cold bo'e'oh O wa'atu'hr?

Only freezing or hot

[dark vault]

I think in the future

[near patrol]

What

[dark vault]

Nvm

☠️

[near patrol]

That makes no sense

[dark vault]

Shh

[left glen]

🥓

[merry mist]

should I buy the weevil or the grotti

[dark vault]

Ask in #🚔┃gta-discussion please

[merry mist]

thank you

[dark vault]

Np

[dark vault]

It does

Now

You have no fridge - so only freezing or hot water

No cold

[fiery cove]

according to chatgpt "I have to endure this pain after me, having to stay with someone out of compulsion."

looks like the girl broke up with him

[elder pumice]

lmao

[fiery cove]

https://tenor.com/view/concorde-plane-airplane-flying-landing-gif-22095167

yeah if you fly in this plane

[deep hull]

No racism
No doxxing
Cussing is allowed to an extend
No war jokes
Don't ping tgg he always sleepin
No NSFW
No asking for glitches
No mini modding ofc

That's about it

[fiery cove]

and not being cringe

[deep hull]

That's a main

Forgot it

[dark vault]

No mini modding? Damn you broke that one

[deep hull]

[fiery cove]

does snitching count as mini modding

[deep hull]

I don't think so

It's just report...

[elfin cargo]

fuck is minni modding

[fiery cove]

impersonating as mod or trying to enforce rules

[deep hull]

"You're not allowed to do this or I'll mute you" som like that when you're not a mod....

I got reported being a mini mod once as well

[fiery cove]

expected

[deep hull]

[elfin cargo]

damn

[loud kiln]

Looks like someone broke this rule

[dark vault]

Lmao seriously expected

[deep hull]

How about you stfu

[dark vault]

Nuh uh

[loud kiln]

@elfin cargo Why are u german?

[swift umbra]

🫵?

[dark vault]

This is also mini modding, trying to silence someone without being mod

Imma report

Brb

[fiery cove]

i wanna say something about arts but...

[loud kiln]

He wasnt german tho

[swift umbra]

He’s not wrong

[deep hull]

Ty

[dark vault]

Imma won't shut up tho, if he says it

[swift umbra]

I mean el gato. Not you

[dark vault]

Not doing anything wrong

[deep hull]

...

[dark vault]

Lmaoo

[deep hull]

Ya @swift umbra does

[dark vault]

Yup

[swift umbra]

Why?

[fiery cove]

genuine example of "when you wanna frame someone" lmao

[dark vault]

Lol

[deep hull]

...

[dark vault]

I'm reporting you bro

Brb

Mini modding.

[deep hull]

Not my frnd ):

[dark vault]

I'm not

[upper fractal]

itsmafiagta was banned. | asking for modded accounts is against rockstar TOS. No appeal

[loud kiln]

@dark vault u broke the cringe rule

[fiery cove]

rockstar, bruh its discord

[deep hull]

Fr

[dark vault]

So you want me to report him?

[loud kiln]

Its against discord tos tho

[swift umbra]

Yes but we enforce rockstar terms of service as well

[loud kiln]

Nah, ur just cringe

[dark vault]

Damn.

[fiery cove]

thats what i mean

[dark vault]

😔 sorry what will i do without your opinion mama

😭😭

[loud kiln]

Shut up

[deep hull]

...

[dark vault]

Nuh uh

Mini modding again

[swift umbra]

Just asking nicely is also an option guys

[deep hull]

I only said ...

[loud kiln]

Ill become an actual mod to ban u and i wont be mini moding

[dark vault]

Do it

[loud kiln]

Not really

[dark vault]

[loud kiln]

Nah

[dark vault]

Not you

[loud kiln]

I dont wanna be mod

[fiery cove]

that only happens on LinkedIn

[swift umbra]

Im sorry on what?

[dark vault]

Well you got fired,

So they won't take you in also

[fiery cove]

@loud kiln what was your name earlier

[dark vault]

[fiery cove]

you've never heard of that?

[loud kiln]

I was never fired

[swift umbra]

He left on his own free will

[loud kiln]

MaMajjt135 or maybe abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[dark vault]

lies happen to conquer you

[swift umbra]

But if you want to come back majjt you’re gonna have to go through trial again

[dark vault]

He wont

[loud kiln]

U think i want to

[dark vault]

Come back

[swift umbra]

I know you don’t

[fiery cove]

you don't get ex staff, if you do

[loud kiln]

I have said before, only if tgg asks me personally

Which wont ever happen

So i wont be mod

[swift umbra]

No you get ban hammer in that case (most likely)

@fiery cove

[dark vault]

*that's actually a dumb joke but nvm

[fiery cove]

what

[swift umbra]

If you get fired. Sorry I meant to ping el gato

Mb

[dark vault]

Whatt.

[loud kiln]

Leaking staff chat by sassy was fun tho

[dark vault]

Why will i get ban

[orchid crest]

Read again carefully

[dark vault]

If you were fired* alright

I get it

[swift umbra]

If a staff member is fired a ban will most likely be the case

[orchid crest]

I know people on discord have 1 second reading span

[fiery cove]

sassy i remember that guy

[orchid crest]

But read

[dark vault]

I will, I don't need someone to say it again and again

[loud kiln]

He was a nice guy

[fiery cove]

yeah i can relate, i sometimes read only as onlyfans

[orchid crest]

💀

[fiery cove]

really nice, i got karen vibe from him

[orchid crest]

@loud kiln did you start platinum

[dark vault]

Yess true

But I liked Mehmet, Donkay is cool mehmet better name

[deep hull]

Sassy for instance

Probably broke a rule

Smh

[dark vault]

Leaked staff chat

[loud kiln]

Im at like gym 6 or 7

[dark vault]

[deep hull]

Yeah ik

[dark vault]

So it's not probably

[deep hull]

I wonder what that chat ever was

[dark vault]

Probably mods fighting

Idk

[frail owl]

[honest crag]

I remember sassy being super toxic when he first started talking in the server,talking so much shit about mods and the server then as soon as he got mod he acted like such a babyface and barely did anything as mod

We were so lucky to have him

[dark vault]

He muted someone that was right too.

[honest crag]

Because he's a moron

[dark vault]

He was like literally mod abusing.

Atleast someone is there like me that didn't like sassy

[honest crag]

All he does is smoke pot, sit on his ass all day and reap the benefits of the welfare system because apparently he's too good to work for someone

[dark vault]

☠️💀

[lavish flame]

daym

[dark vault]

This sentence reminds me of Michael talking to his therapist about Jimmy at the start of game

[honest crag]

Jimmy atleast went outside

[dark vault]

DAMNN......

[deep hull]

💀

[dark vault]

Too hard bro

💀💀

[edgy mango]

The only grass sassy touched was weed

[dark vault]

💀💀

[dark vault]

https://tenor.com/view/verne-stare-gif-24447130

[deft kindle]

And sucked akuma’s dick

[honest crag]

I was friends with sassy until he started being someone he wasn't and talking mad shit behind my back because apparently "I changed"

Oh Akuma

Don't even get me started on that waste of oxygen

[fiery cove]

how old was he

[orchid crest]

Nice

[river bison]

real

[edgy mango]

Aren't they in like their early 30s

[honest crag]

If we're talking about the dreg's of society he's #1

[deep hull]

I forgot about that guy completely

[honest crag]

Sassy was early 20's iirc

[dark vault]

Now I get why bubba has community terrorizer 💀

[honest crag]

Akuma was 30+

[deep hull]

Whyd he got banned?

[near patrol]

Sassy is 20 and akuma was near 30

[deep hull]

I understand sassy but akuma ?

[fiery cove]

as a former 20 year old i can confirm mood swings

[edgy mango]

Nah bro started smoking weed the second he turned 18 💀💀

[honest crag]

Bro spent all day being toxic to kids, did literally nothing with his life except collect welfare because he's too smart to work

Akuma was over 30

30-32iirc

[near patrol]

LMFAO

[fiery cove]

hearing about them makes me feel good atleast i'm doing fine being adult

[honest crag]

Bro the amount of staff chat sassy leaked was unreal

sometimes I knew more about mod chat than I did general chat

[edgy mango]

What part of mod chat did he leak anyways lol

[honest crag]

Wdym

[hollow slate]

Whens the next mod application

[honest crag]

There's no "parts" of mod chat

[dark vault]

No mod applications now

[edgy mango]

Like the conversation

[honest crag]

Selected through CH now

[hollow slate]

Fr?

[hollow slate]

Whats ch

[near patrol]

Iirc he kicked or banned xeno from his server fr being a snitch

[dark vault]

Help people get ch and trial mod then mod

[hollow slate]

Wait nvm

[near patrol]

The irony lmao

[honest crag]

So you want me to leak staff chat then?

[fiery cove]

i have one question though why leaking mod chat is in violation of server like do they guys say n word or something

[dark vault]

Community Helper

[edgy mango]

Nah

[hollow slate]

Damn alright

[honest crag]

Yeah called him a "snake cunt"

[honest crag]

So wdym what part

[edgy mango]

I meant like what was going on in chat when he leaked it but nvm

[honest crag]

I can't tell you what parts unless I tell you what he leaked

[dark vault]

Question - what does lirc means

[honest crag]

So you're asking me to leak staff chat then

Genius

[edgy mango]

If I remember correctly

[honest crag]

If I recall/remember correctly

[dark vault]

Alright thanks

[fiery cove]

"like i really care"

[dark vault]

💀

[edgy mango]

You can also use google

[near patrol]

LMAO

[errant bluff]

Hi everyone Me n my friend we host i carmeet we on PS4 wanna join ? Send an invite Zwe_GTA car crews no killing

[dark vault]

Yes

[honest crag]

Community Helper

[hollow slate]

Yeah i remember now lol

[fiery cove]

btw totally irrevelant i saw big snake yesterday

[edgy mango]

Literally after his ban in tggs he wanted nothing to do with the staff there at all

[upper fractal]

Hey @errant bluff, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[deep hull]

https://discord.com/channels/722716210604671026/1003766531123073074

[hollow slate]

Damn bruh i missed all the dramas here

[near patrol]

LOL

[edgy mango]

He wanted me and Akuma to ban every single tgg staff in his server

[deep hull]

Fr

[edgy mango]

But I didn't care

[fiery cove]

should've joined in 2020 it was really fun back then here

[deep hull]

W

[orchid crest]

@edgy mango question

[hollow slate]

I knew about tgg back in 2022

[edgy mango]

Sure go ahead

[hollow slate]

Joined his server this year

[honest crag]

Sassy and Akuma are the types that think the world owes them everything when they have nothing to give in return

[orchid crest]

Did u hide blocked messages?

[dark vault]

How you know? You joined in 2021 tho?

[edgy mango]

Nah

[fiery cove]

i left and joined

[dark vault]

Oh

Alright

[deep hull]

Then You could see my messages

When I was blocked

[edgy mango]

Yeah

Apparently you can still do that on iPad discord

[orchid crest]

He sees them as "1 blocked message"

[hollow slate]

Akuma was pretty toxic in gorilla chat

[dark vault]

Blocking eternal is bad thing.

[hollow slate]

Dont remember abt sassy tho

[edgy mango]

On iOS there is a way to like change the texture of the 1 blocked message

But it's complicated asf

[fiery cove]

thats pretty annoying to see in chat ngl

[honest crag]

I'd be pretty angry too if I had nothing going for me in life

[dark vault]

Why tho lmao

[edgy mango]

Idk

[hollow slate]

He used to upload warzone clips here right?

[orchid crest]

They can't stand each other

And kept on beefing

[fiery cove]

texture

[honest crag]

No clue

[orchid crest]

So that's why I suggested to block

[edgy mango]

yes that's what they're called

[orchid crest]

Only stix blocked tho

Eternal didn't block back

[honest crag]

Oh also

@edgy mango fuck you

[deep hull]

I am not on ipad

[edgy mango]

Rude

[dark vault]

|| I just learned how to do spoilers some time ago ||

[honest crag]

now back to regular conversation

[dark vault]

[hollow slate]

||ok||

[orchid crest]

Blocking isn't exclusive on iPad wdym?

[deep hull]

Fun fact, he ain't roasting me for some reason

He woulda till now

[fiery cove]

i legit thought it was iOS exlusive feature back then

[dark vault]

|| only ok? ||

😔

[deep hull]

Am talking about the texture thingy

[dark vault]

Lol

[deft kindle]

@gentle oasis manul monday

[hollow slate]

||awesome bud😁||

[dark vault]

Btw eternal my whiteout thingy is fixed, not it's normal

[orchid crest]

I don't think he is taking the effort to collapse your messages, are u @edgy mango ?

[deft kindle]

@deep hull I saw that

lmaoo

[dark vault]

|| thanks ||

[edgy mango]

nah I unblocked the curiousity took the better of me

[orchid crest]

Lmfao

[hollow slate]

||come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth, im feelin' romantical||

[simple iron]

[fiery cove]

nsfw

[orchid crest]

You both are the same, at the end of the day

[dark vault]

|| what the fuck ||

[orchid crest]

Curiosity

[hollow slate]

https://tenor.com/view/behind-scary-jumpscare-math-teacher-gif-25119908

[edgy mango]

That's crazy

[honest crag]

Blocking is more annoying than an actual helpful tool on discord

[hollow slate]

Real

[dark vault]

|| Nuh uh I'm blocking you ||

[deep hull]

I was seeing if I am still blocked by you

[hollow slate]

Average prison interaction

[fiery cove]

fr

[hollow slate]

Bro its just a meme chill

[orchid crest]

Nah I actually don't look back when I block someone

[simple iron]

[orchid crest]

I have like 10 people blocked

[dark vault]

|| nuhhh uhhhh ||

[dark vault]

Even me?

[orchid crest]

And I share servers with them

[hollow slate]

Bro why💀

[dark vault]

😔

[orchid crest]

No dum dum

[honest crag]

It's hard to not look back when you see the blocked message thing come up

[fiery cove]

whatsapp block is more effective

[dark vault]

Alright

[deep hull]

[honest crag]

Annoying af

[hollow slate]

I dont even block ppl on discord

[deep hull]

Ikr

[orchid crest]

Trust me I have reasons 💀

[hollow slate]

Except for @edgy mango

[deep hull]

That's better

[honest crag]

I have no reason to block people on disc

[edgy mango]

Rude

[deep hull]

Ya ok

[honest crag]

Nothing is ever that serious to me here

[hollow slate]

https://tenor.com/view/im-imsorryli-gif-22136786

[fiery cove]

25 bucks for this

[deep hull]

Buy it

[orchid crest]

I only block if someone is spamming my dms/is being a creep on a constant basis

[deep hull]

Worth the price Lul

[fiery cove]

paypal me $50 then

[hollow slate]

I can make that shit at home

[deep hull]

It's only 25 tho

One for me and one for you ?

[fiery cove]

$25 for customs

[honest crag]

If someone is spamming my dms I'll just blow up their house, very easy fix

[orchid crest]

Then you need to grab their IP 1st

It's a hassle overall

[deep hull]

Ya

[honest crag]

No I don't

I just know

[hollow slate]

Use drone strike

[honest crag]

I have connections

[hollow slate]

https://tenor.com/view/dreamy-bull-gif-6838299907283933703

[dark vault]

Daayum

[hollow slate]

Bro has connections🗣️🗣️💯💯

[orchid crest]

On another note, tried doing DD cmm with bek and rapid fire fucked us 💀

[fiery cove]

murican

[orchid crest]

Idk how ours will go when we do it bubba

[honest crag]

I swear I'm about to stab Snapchat for constantly telling me about using their new filters

[fiery cove]

cum? what nvm

[honest crag]

Ezpz, I've done it like 4 times now

[deep hull]

Do it

[orchid crest]

Try reading for more than 1 second

[deep hull]

I dare ya

[fiery cove]

can't

[orchid crest]

I have done it like 8 but rapid fire 💀

[hollow slate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853541033869836319/1151517387988926575/75973024-34DA-403B-B0D7-77B5C6357311.gif

[edgy mango]

Beks fault

[fiery cove]

imagine snapchat

[honest crag]

I'm too good

[orchid crest]

Alright we speedrun that shit then

[honest crag]

Only thing that's got me on dd is an rpg in the face

[fiery cove]

i'm just too noob for dd

[edgy mango]

Thats what happens when U don't hop in the tank smh

[orchid crest]

He is lvl 13 and I had to do the heavy lifting, when I died the kill counter was literally 12 for me and 1 for him 💀

[honest crag]

I wanted to zoom around in my kuruma fuck you

[fiery cove]

i play game on rookie/easy difficulty

[edgy mango]

Doomsday used to be so much harder back then

[deep hull]

It's not now

[edgy mango]

Literally just had to make the snacks faster to access and its now a cakewalk

[fiery cove]

it took me whole month to do casino missions the baker ones

[hollow slate]

Bruh i havent touched gta for months. Do griefers still exist💀

[orchid crest]

Yes

[deep hull]

They do in public sessions ofc

[honest crag]

Apartment CMM with all it's weird little bugs is harder than DD will ever be considering half the time you gotta quit out the game just to restart it without getting some soft lock

[fiery cove]

last i played was in 2021

[hollow slate]

Looking back, i was cringe af. Using face paint and dressed in all black

Pvp

😭🙏

[honest crag]

Trash truck set up was dookie

[fiery cove]

i'm in tshirt and shorts

[deep hull]

That is actually good ig

[edgy mango]

And with a bad driver with us cough cough nightmare

[hollow slate]

Nah bro i look like the average "tryhard"

[honest crag]

Oh one of those people lmao

[hollow slate]

Yes..

I didnt grief tho

[honest crag]

Still don't know how be broke the door off of the insurgent when the door was still closed

[hollow slate]

So you missed some major updates?

[edgy mango]

Bro almost cost us that one pacific standard set up

[fiery cove]

i don't even care about gta if it was story mode like i would've tried

[honest crag]

I had a break in GTA online from just after Heists and just before Doomsday to picking it back up again November last year

Now that was a culture shock

[edgy mango]

The Pakistan power grid was crazy

[honest crag]

It was out to destroy us

We carried hard

[edgy mango]

Legit at the fucking end of it all 😭

[honest crag]

Longest CMM in history

[fiery cove]

why i'm reading it wrong 😭

[orchid crest]

Just gotta read for 2 sec

Try it

[edgy mango]

Probably could've saved a couple hours and weeks if nightmare wasn't a shit driver

[honest crag]

Could've saved a month if it wasn't for the power grid

[edgy mango]

I almost forgot you had to spend like $60 just for him to finish that

[honest crag]

Yeah lmao

[edgy mango]

Esco was ig the silent person lol

[trail oar]

hey guys, anyone here who can help me with lesters mini heists? I really need about 500k for the kosatka

[honest crag]

$45 later until he told me his region was US

[upper fractal]

Hey @trail oar, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[edgy mango]

Lmfao

I'm still in that gc for cmm

[honest crag]

Wow really?

Idc

[simple iron]

[fiery cove]

https://tenor.com/view/its-really-hard-not-easy-difficult-pretty-hard-punishing-gif-13987155

[deep hull]

....

[empty knot]

Hello

[deep hull]

Sup

[random escarp]

I have a comet in my auto shop so I guess if someone wants to buy it dm me

[deep hull]

Ask in the lfg channels

[random escarp]

Ok I didn’t know there was a channel for it so sorry

[deep hull]

Np (:

[iron adder]

anyone wanna do hiest with me ? :/

[upper fractal]

Hey @iron adder, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[harsh marten]

cringe

[simple iron]

Eternal stop lurking

[near patrol]

Someone once said to lester "ill bash you over the head with your cane"

Beautiful ngl

[loud kiln]

Stop naming urself different things every time

[near patrol]

ITS BEEN THE SAME FOR A FEW DAYS

[loud kiln]

No

[near patrol]

Yes

[loud kiln]

You

[near patrol]

Happy now?

[loud kiln]

No

U changed it again

[near patrol]

I'll stay as zealyyy

[simple iron]

[near patrol]

A reflection?

[simple iron]

Bro dissing frank marston

[near patrol]

Oh shi that is Frank

[loud kiln]

Lol

[near patrol]

NAH

WHO CHANGED MY.NAME

It wasn't me

[swift umbra]

[upper stone]

Hi everyone

[near patrol]

Niek

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/trevero-gif-20308813

[swift umbra]

its back to normal dw

[near patrol]

Ty

[loud kiln]

@swift umbra wanna hear a joke

[near patrol]

[swift umbra]

go ahead

[loud kiln]

How does a non binary samoerai kill people

[swift umbra]

no clue

[simple iron]

🤔

[loud kiln]

They slash them

[near patrol]

[simple iron]

[near patrol]

[swift umbra]

this would've been better if you said they slay them

[loud kiln]

No slash /

They/them

[swift umbra]

[simple iron]

That’s funny

[swift umbra]

even my dad doesn't make such bad jokes 🤣

[near patrol]

@deep hull

[near patrol]

Dad jokes incoming

?dadjoke

[upper fractal]

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

[near patrol]

?dadjoke

[upper fractal]

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

[loud kiln]

Hows that a joke

[near patrol]

Idek

Terrible

?dadjoke

[upper fractal]

My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

[near patrol]

Good for him

Deserved it

[simple iron]

[swift umbra]

grease = oil

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

@loud kiln

[loud kiln]

Idk

[near patrol]

You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.

[swift umbra]

Bison

[loud kiln]

Lol

[swift umbra]

god that one was horrible

[upper fractal]

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it.

[swift umbra]

[upper fractal]

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!

[loud kiln]

Why do skeletons go to prom alone?

[simple iron]

[near patrol]

Why

[loud kiln]

They got nobody

[simple iron]

[swift umbra]

question number one would be wtf is prom?

[swift umbra]

🤣

ok thats a good one

[loud kiln]

U know the school dance thing

[near patrol]

Ydk prom?

[loud kiln]

Its not in netherlands

[swift umbra]

we dont have that here alr?

[swift umbra]

schoolfeesten?

[near patrol]

It's like a dance party kinda thing

[simple iron]

I went to prom with someone’s mom

[near patrol]

Like a ball?

[swift umbra]

ah alr

sounds like something you wouldn't find me at

[near patrol]

Yeah I didn't go to one

Not in primary or high school

[loud kiln]

Average discord mod

[swift umbra]

I just dont go because I dont like that kind of stuff

[simple iron]

Just some stupid dance

[loud kiln]

Ngl i prefer house partys

[simple iron]

Ong

[swift umbra]

I don't go to those either, just alcohol and drugs

no thank you

[loud kiln]

I dont smoke or vape/drugs but alcohol yes

[swift umbra]

because you're 18

[simple iron]

I’m going to one next Friday my friend is doing it

[loud kiln]

I started at 16/17

[swift umbra]

only then?

[loud kiln]

But not that ofte

[swift umbra]

kids on my school are doing it at 12

[loud kiln]

Vwo

[swift umbra]

cause they think they're baller by doing it

[swift umbra]

also

[simple iron]

I hate those people

[swift umbra]

kader, mavo, havo, vwo all of them do @loud kiln

[swift umbra]

same, I can't stand them

[simple iron]

thinking they are hard when they are not

idiots

[swift umbra]

cause you know when school is over they're gonna be street sweepers and not in that cool audi rs6 that they all brag about getting one day

[deep hull]

Watcha want ?

[near patrol]

Nthn

[simple iron]

When in reality it’s probably there dads car

[deep hull]

If I do it, it's pinging staff for no reason

[swift umbra]

no they dont own them, they say that they will

but they never will since they're just a bunch of suckers

[simple iron]

Wild

[swift umbra]

who when they are alone are so scared of you

but with their buddies...

[fiery cove]

i hear wall

[lost schooner]

Bats are generally smaller than bears

Hello dutch

[fiery cove]

i've heard lot of crazy things about bats since childhood

[lost schooner]

I am alright, though a bit bored

You?

[near patrol]

[lost schooner]

@near patrol this is a ping for no reason

@near patrol this one too

[near patrol]

@lost schooner this ping is absolutely useless

@lost schooner this too

[loud kiln]

@near patrol stop the name change

[near patrol]

@lost schooner and one more useless one

[loud kiln]

@near patrol why the name change

[near patrol]

Because why not

[loud kiln]

The ping or the person, cuz raccoon is indeed a useless one

[near patrol]

Both?

[deep hull]

You're a mod as well

I've already gotten a warn for pinging staff for "no reason"

[near patrol]

Hes a bully too

[loud kiln]

@deep hull why u take life too serious

[near patrol]

Let him grow up and he'll realise that there's no point in taking life seriously

[loud kiln]

I need 30k xp more ffs

[deep hull]

14

Have like 7 more decades ahead

[simple iron]

[loud kiln]

25xp per min, 100xp every 4 mins, 300xp every 12 mins, 12 mins times 100 = 30k xp, so 1200 mins / 60 is 20 hours of talking but u can also get 15 xp so it can take even longer

[near patrol]

Mine I think

[orchid crest]

He has to ask everything about the server

I think that's self explanatory

[frozen crystal]

Anybody up for diamond casino heist??

[fiery cove]

That's actually pretty dumb advice tbh

[upper fractal]

Hey @frozen crystal, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc

[orchid crest]

Once you're above 20

[near patrol]

Ik

[orchid crest]

You will actually feel what life is like

[fiery cove]

How old are you

[orchid crest]

18

[fiery cove]

I see

[loud kiln]

You know monke? With the ugly ass pfp

[orchid crest]

What he do

[loud kiln]

I cant find him

[fiery cove]

I think i remember

[loud kiln]

But i wanna talk to him

[fiery cove]

Why

[orchid crest]

@alpine current there u go majit

[loud kiln]

Football

[loud kiln]

Ty

[lost schooner]

bruh who did you ping

@near patrol I like uselessly pinging you

[loud kiln]

I dont mean, american rugby where we shoot a ball once with their foot

[lost schooner]

@near patrol

[near patrol]

I can tell

@lost schooner nothing special in this ping

[lost schooner]

it be fun fr

[deep hull]

There was thing guy who told me to touch grass and wrote a while ass essay about it here, i thought it was funny and pinged rolm and zeal and some other frnds as well...

[near patrol]

Mass pinging

[lost schooner]

[near patrol]

Time to ban

[fiery cove]

That's mass ping

[lost schooner]

imagine warning people for pinging staff

Id have a thousand ms too if I warned people every time they pinged me

[fiery cove]

pings tegegee

[near patrol]

Oh lemme do it rq

@lost schooner

@lost schooner

@lost schooner

[lost schooner]

?ban

[near patrol]

[upper fractal]

**Command:** ?ban

Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back

[near patrol]

@lost schooner

I got warned by a noob

Must be you?

[lost schooner]

nah I dont remember

[elder pumice]

how the fuck do y'all play with controllers

[wanton hull]

aim assist

[elder pumice]

im playing with a controller and it's just confusing

[lost schooner]

getting used to it

most of us grew up with controllers

[harsh marten]

how the fuck do you play on kbm

[near patrol]

Right because it seems like a noob warned me

[loud kiln]

Ur fingers too fat?

[elder pumice]

it's not hard to understand

[simple iron]

Feet

[elder pumice]

no

[swift umbra]

lets not talk about football after what happened here yesterday 😅

[harsh marten]

@swift umbra whats this weeks theme?

[near patrol]

Seems like the work of a raccoon

[elder pumice]

i have to spam my aim button to get my aim assist to work

[deep hull]

Yeh it did got deleted, but prolly molester saw it....

[lost schooner]

must be niek

[swift umbra]

pro tip: read it to find out!

[near patrol]

Let's check shall we?

[loud kiln]

Its not aimbot...

[swift umbra]

if its a noob its probably you

[harsh marten]

i cant read

[upper stone]

GRIEFING is the bad blood of the gta online community

[swift umbra]

then you cant read this either

[orchid crest]

@elder pumice you good to go after 1 hr?

[loud kiln]

Nah W griefing

[harsh marten]

You’re right i can’t

[swift umbra]

and then you wont be able to read it when I write it here @harsh marten

[near patrol]

Interesting

[lost schooner]

major cap

am best mod

thats common knowledge

[swift umbra]

is it?

[lost schooner]

it is

[swift umbra]

?ms @lost schooner

[lost schooner]

I trained yo ass

!!!

[orchid crest]

Then you should get sotm

[loud kiln]

Low ms

[simple iron]

[lost schooner]

only do ?ms in staff channels lel

[swift umbra]

he hid it so you guys couldn't laugh anymore

[swift umbra]

says you

[lost schooner]

never in general

[lost schooner]

its what I was told by rock

[loud kiln]

Whats its gonna do

[elder pumice]

how do i bring up the menu on xbox controller

[loud kiln]

Also dont discuss this here u noob

[harsh marten]

fr

[loud kiln]

On gta?

[elder pumice]

yes

[loud kiln]

Options button

[swift umbra]

exactly, how dare you @lost schooner

[simple iron]

Noob

[elder pumice]

xbox controller

[lost schooner]

bad stuff

[loud kiln]

The small button

[harsh marten]

please could someone remove my username the paul phase has gone

[loud kiln]

On the left

[harsh marten]

😁

[lost schooner]

woah seems my old padawan has gotten a bit too confident

[loud kiln]

Nah u need to keep it

Stay weird

[harsh marten]

😐

[deep hull]

...

[loud kiln]

@elder pumice or right

[simple iron]

When you realize you can change it yourself

[near patrol]

And then there's @warm folio

[harsh marten]

not got perms 🥲

[elfin cargo]

im not german ._.

[lost schooner]

done

[deep hull]

Lmayo

[harsh marten]

hes built different

[near patrol]

Fr

[harsh marten]

surely this is abuse?

😐

[near patrol]

Its not

[simple iron]

Fatass

[near patrol]

LMAO

[lost schooner]

you asked me to change ur name to smth not related to paul

I dont see how you could be mad

[near patrol]

Great job

[lost schooner]

always

[harsh marten]

i weight 110 pounds i think

weigh*

[near patrol]

[loud kiln]

Switzerland?

[simple iron]

Stop lying

[near patrol]

Now multiply that by 7

[warm folio]

says the one that name himself paul back

[lost schooner]

[near patrol]

NAH

Liar

[simple iron]

[harsh marten]

paul

[lost schooner]

thats really light how old is yo ass, 11?

[near patrol]

💀

[harsh marten]

14

[loud kiln]

Lol

[harsh marten]

lol

[simple iron]

Bro doesn’t eat

[near patrol]

Do you know mine?

[lost schooner]

oh then its average ig

[near patrol]

You'd be shocked

[harsh marten]

your all old compared to me

[lost schooner]

hmmmm idk now that you said it like that maybe 100?

wait

lemme translate into kgs

[near patrol]

Waiting

[lost schooner]

wait thats like 45 kgs

[harsh marten]

Paul!

[near patrol]

LMAO

[lost schooner]

thats underweight

tf

[near patrol]

[lost schooner]

aint no way

[loud kiln]

Height exists

[near patrol]

What

[simple iron]

Paul weighs 70000099kg

[near patrol]

Shut up

[lost schooner]

true that

[near patrol]

I don't

[harsh marten]

im 5,10

[lost schooner]

yes but paul isnt that short

[loud kiln]

@near patrol 's cut would solve world hunger

[lost schooner]

idk how much is it @near patrol

[elfin cargo]

6

[unreal echo]

el raccoon is ready for christmas

[elfin cargo]

years

[swift umbra]

I always was confident

[swift umbra]

[lost schooner]

so true, what do you think of my outfit

[near patrol]

I thought you guessed it

[harsh marten]

thecfuck

[unreal echo]

it’s beautiful

[harsh marten]

is that real?

[unreal echo]

yes

[lost schooner]

is it 140 pounds?

[near patrol]

[harsh marten]

Why have you got a racoon

[swift umbra]

Why a skirt?

[elder pumice]

it was holding back button lmao

[simple iron]

I think he ways 280

[elder pumice]

im so fucked

im supposed to do cmm

[lost schooner]

thank you

[near patrol]

Nope

[lost schooner]

GUYS GUYS

will we all change our pfpfs to the version with a christmas hat on for christmas?

[warm folio]

then do it

[lost schooner]

then idk tell me

[near patrol]

Noob

[harsh marten]

denied!

[simple iron]

yes

[lost schooner]

I was in scotland

[elder pumice]

ill do my left nut

[simple iron]

L

[swift umbra]

On a car?

[harsh marten]

you should put a pumkin for

[unreal echo]

why not

[harsh marten]

haloween

[lost schooner]

thats the fun part

[simple iron]

not fun

[harsh marten]

crazy

[swift umbra]

That’s called a kilt you idiot

[near patrol]

Change our nickname to "Festive blah blah"

[harsh marten]

you had a pfp yesterday now you dont

[simple iron]

I will toilet paper someone’s house

And egg them

[lost schooner]

common zaza W

[swift umbra]

Not even poop them?

[upper stone]

GRIEFING should get people banned from gta online

[orchid crest]

With me

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-poopbag-stomp-gif-13151987

[simple iron]

I will fill water balloons with pig blood and throw it at them

[warm folio]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-rise-of-the-beasts-who-asked-optimus-prime-optimus-gif-2309974148758371479

[upper stone]

GRIEFING is not a good thing to do

[orchid crest]

Bek asked you for cmm today right?

[swift umbra]

Yes we know by now @upper stone

[orchid crest]

And u denied

[simple iron]

it’s very fun

[swift umbra]

Zaza please

[orchid crest]

He will repeat it again 💀

[simple iron]

[orchid crest]

Oh boy

[deep hull]

...

[warm folio]

no ||sike||

[simple iron]

he should learn by now to not keep saying it

[deep hull]

...