#💬┃gorilla-chat
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answers on tiktok could be
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Always him
Yo
as always
Anybody want to help me do a bunker sell mission
Wym?
Are you at uni or smth?
It's from you for sure
nah I just meant chat
Ohh alright
your cousins is worse
Just stating facts 
Oh they are
Definitely
Especially this one family
My dad's sister
Her kids
Smash
Unbearable

AY WHAT
she is no grandma yet
Whuddup hoomans
BUD WHAT
true, they mustve gotten the same bad genes as you
Her kids are single yeah
I ain't even like them?
I’m not edp
She's like 17 
comebacks are hard
Okay f off
dont say that to zaza
hell want a phone number

That’s young hell nah
LMAO
Do you?? 
only 2 years apart no?
deserved

did I want a phone number?
2 years is ideal imo 
I can wait till she 18
I already have it
they wont kill you in prison for that
You seem like it 
dont worry
unless its like 16 and 14 
Yeah
but he musnt drop the soap
Or 17 n 15
lemme guess, personal experience?
!!!
AY
never
I was playing minecraft at age 14
Stereotypical mod talk here innit
If you're 18 and over 2 years isn't that bad

yes
real
kekw
Is she thick???
*thicc
Idk ask her
If you 20 dating highschoolers ur wierd even if theyre seniors
Need the number 
@lost schooner I still don't know your birthday 
Bet
I know girls from my class from last year (15) who where dating 22 year olds
we arent all americans
ion even know at what ages youre a highschooler
I'd guess 12 to 18 as well 🤷
Guys who date younger girls do it cause they cant pull girls their own age, and the younger girls think dating an older guy makes them more mature when its the opposite
yeah man that kinda shit is fucked, I knew a girl who was always getting picked up by her "boyfriend" of 24 after school when she was like 14
like bro THE FUCK
Enough gorilla chat for today
Scott pilgrim was a groomer
like its not even a relationship at that point. its just pedo shit
Bro has that edp rizz 
if its 16 and 18 yk, sure. but not 22 and 15
it really depends, months diffirent is totally fine, a year of two is also fine in the age range of 18-25 and later I mean do what you want, dating a 30 year old as 34 isnt super weird imo
and 24 and 14 is even worse
but then again I aint 30 or 34 yet
Cus you turned 35 
no, you need to add a comma between the numbers 
sus 


She was hot ok
zaza goes wild for milfs
didn't @sullen crest pull older girls once?
He pulls girls??
thought he was gay
I mean he says he does 
Ngl

uh idk
Hello there ✋👋
I dont think capit pulls
Sup
anybody except zaza
Yo
we can't really ask him either since his school banned phones
How are you ma gta grinder
(and so will mine in 2024 😢 )
hes a little kid fr 
Same as usual, sitting in my basement

he's 15
wont you be gone in 2024? 
Little man 
You don't?
kid fr
Damn, based giga gta grinder
Ofc
lets not talk abt that
yes, but not in January, February, March, April and May
Why not?
Fun topic
Senior dating freshmen is wierd, thats like an older brother older sister relationship
but yes after May I will be as far away from that hellhole as humanly possible
oh right
well that sucks
any clue what study you wanna do yet?
In highschool its 1 year or less, after the adult hood id say around a 5 year gap is acceptable

please explain freshman to us Dutch (and belgian for @tidal plank and @lavish musk)
yeah idk I dont have freshmen and seniors here
Dont
I mean 10 is fine if youre older, depends on the age
Just dont
senior I do know, thats last years
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@dark vault Proud basement dweller
20 and 30 is wierd
ye but I thought senior was in college 💀 but apparently not
Hot grandmas
Or young enough to be your kid 
I am a senior now
yes but 43 and 51 isnt and thats also abt 10 years
you be having a wild last year fr
but wtf is a freshman?
Freshmen is first year, sophomore is second, junior is third, senior is last year
I mean to say senior and sophomore is wierd but point still stands
I think first year of college
You wrote Dutch with a capital letter, but not Belgian, you do hate us don't you kekw
First year of middelbaar I believe
fucking finally. can't wait to be gone
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i like trump.
I do hate belgians
no, im just sleepy asf
Bedtime lil' guy
I only hate belgian roads
You don't hate me 
Same
Meth
you mf'ers can't build those stupid thigns
41 and 51 are both middle aged so its not that wierd but 30 and 20 are completely different in terms of maturity and life experience
youre a rare W belgian, not many of those around
even american roads where better
I'll throw frietjes at your face bruh, with biefstuk
brugpiepers
exactly, it all depends cause 20 and 10 is like even more fucked up and straight up criminal
Everyone does , we know it
No need to repeat that for the 50st time
Boobies
biefstuk 😋
I will
Ew
where?
youve got all sorts of names for it 
idk
bro said he would throw it at me but he didnt yet
we just have "brugpiepers" and "examenleerlingen" lol
a well cooked steak is like the one of the absolute best fucking foods imaginable
I barely showed up to school but still graduated 
@lavish musk throw me one as well please
ff serieus , houd Gy van stoofvlees?
Schnitzel is W
ofc you did, always busy smoking zaza, no time to come 
I agree I like mine medium rare
JA
Ofc
nowhere near as good as steak
For me it is !!
fr
omfg that shit looks and smells like dog food but fucking hell its delicious
I was always getting in trouble 
Bro die draadjes zijn zo kut
Nee
dan moet gij geen vis eten
En als kind moest k spouwen van die saus
Medium rare is the only way to cook a steak
yea, it looks like crap but its great to eat
although oorlog is still better imo
Jij bent belg dus dat kan je nie serieus nemen
Also English only stupids
the belgians started it
Ban jupiter
Nah probably the Germans again
Stoofvlees sucks , I said it
rare is alr but medium rare is just 🤌
agreed
true, best sauce for by the patat by far
100%
Medium rare steak with some wine 
this chat reminds me of when I was new mod, good times fr 
Wine is gross
(To @lost schooner: you said patat on purpose didn't you?)
never had it
gotta assert dominance to them belgians
To piss us off 100%
I like medium rare steak with a good beer
in a western themed bar I once had a godly steak
Alleeje leefde Gy ni onder de rivier?

no english?? 
PATAT
Fuck off
You too
@loud kiln what beer do you like 
I hear staff disrespect dont you @lost schooner? 
I think you liked desperados
he sounds like a heineken person
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yeah im sensing a bit of rudeness, might need a mute
Y'all are disrespecting each other lmao
Yh but thats speciale beer
facts
Lol
king_of_jupiter was muted. | its patat
I like hertog
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And good
...
true
Cocaine
valid reason no?
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we love you
we even see past the fact you call patat the wrong name and you have shit roads
indeed
I had hoped you'd never turn to this side but it seems like I'm too late
no hate towards the zuid nederlanders 
@swift umbra go take a walk in Molenbeek, cya never again
I call it friet when im in belgium, but thats only so I dont get hit with that bs
I tried to get a mods daily calory intake in steps but failed unfortunatly
Ga anders ook ff op vakantie in Antwerpen , Brussel , Schaarbeek , Blankenberge , Leuven , ....
I'm good thx
you live in brussels?
Thankfully not
I'll be your guide 
If I don't carry any valuables they'll probably steal my pants instead
I don't even know my step total
True lmao
probably quite high today since I did judo and had to run for school bs
Wild
bro you were the fattest mod of us all
except thunker and sassy
who?
Bro forgot himself
Not me
not majjt since his acc has been reset
I dont have any memory of that
Dutchies wanna give this a shot?
so he has 0 now
yes, lets do a city tour
Check my modstats
At least you seem to have a bright future, unlike me who's in his basement 24/7 KEKW
I have screenshots
Cap
Alright , which one first?
i've been to Antwerp and Brussels
and mettet (if you know that)
@lavish musk we've got a volunteer
Don't miss out on the 2060 area, good luck
the what area
?
That's the postal code of a not so nice neighbourhood lmao
true, its fun drinking with belgians
oh and I've been to namur
Unfortunatly you died on this Trip ...
Let’s steal some weapons and sell them 
is antwerpen the hood of belgium?
its the rotterdam of belgium
if I've survived amsterdam zuid I can survive this too
or lets rephrase that: the average dutch city of belgium
@tidal plank Yeah man I installed a thief-catching machine in the central station & it got stolen
Small shootings , drug cartel , dumb tram drivers , ...
Along with my bike
true
hold up. you live in AMSTERDAM?!
normal everyday dutch city issues
nothing new for me
How many people in the cartel
Ah Rotterdam boy aren't ya
how dare you
🤣
ofc not
but ive survived it
the city in which I live is literally in my name
The best option would be Blankenberge imo , alot of dumb kids since acid (the youtuber) lives there , so you'll see kids doing weird shit
same, I got family living in that hell
Ngl I passed by his house once & saw him irl, I was like "Damn, the stereotypes are true"
like?
honestly, if youve only been in amsterdam you cant say youve been in the netherlands
if they don't do drugs during classes, drink during breaks and stab each other in fights they're normal kids
indeed

Whatever dumb kids do these days , smoke weed , throw stones into windows , basicly vandalism
I do that
the problem is
I saw a yt vid on why we where so tall a while ago. I was so happy that the dude figured out that amsterdam was just tourists and drugs
oh thats nothing
rookie stuff
Bean u dont leave ur house, dont lie
all these dutch kiddos wanna be gangster
but they come from normal middle class households and have no hard life
like bro
I don't either. don't feel like getting a knife in my spine
Laughs in New Orleans
That's why i said it's the safest option lol
youre just a loser at this point
Overdrijven is ook n vak
People from Marseille: First time?
no joke
Yo, that's just mean
there is some seriously crazy kids in my neighbourhood
im kidding lol
Lolz
Me who has to deal with wannabe gangs 
dont forgor, hes from rotterdam zuid
whenever you go past them they try and drag you off your bike to beat the shit outta you @loud kiln
the hague you bastard
Lol
you're from hooker city, so stfu
Ik wil nie racistisch zijn ofzo, maar ze hete niet piet of jan
Why I carry a weapon always
youre more gangster then them 
youve got a point
They all kids lmao
hooker city
what a nice name for a city
become their mod boss
use them as manpower for your zaza cartel
make me proud
We already have a mob active here
if it aint the italian one it sucks
!!!
lets throw it over
Philadelphia mob
just one?
Probably a couple I don’t know about
Cities suck in general
oh thats the bruno scarfo mob fam
they are italian
shit
we to start have the Moroccan mob, polish mob, and I can go on for a good time I think
chinese triads, italian mafia, motor clubs, hell even the japanese yakuza is in the ntherlands
like tf
Are they bad cause I don’t go to the area where they are active
oh and dont say shit to those guys when they pass you on a scooter or smth, cause they will come back and beat the shit outta you with their friends @simple iron
yep...
well they are an italian mod family so they arent very hostile to outsiders
only if youre a business owner or involved with them youre really at risk
That’s why I’m moving to suburbs cause I live in a bad place
I live in the suburbs and its still the worst
they all attend The School of Amsterdam Mobsters
who won #🚘┃car-of-the-week
our country isnt only that fucking shittown
huh?
nah the yakuza and italian mob are way older than the amsterdam mob
winner will be announced tomorrow
👌
I love how many people never chat here and are just in the server for cotw
its amazing
niek really comes in clutch for you guys, he carries the cotw
so many people that just hang about #🏎┃vehicle-flex, they only talk about cotw
fr
its funny sometimes cause they will have been here for ages and im like bro tf? ive never seen you in my life
I wonder why that’s been happening
Had to delete discord and install it again
Smh
Yeah but I’m watching Netflix 
mhmm
what are you watching
Probably Johnny English movies
Guys what’s a whitey
its so based they are finally on netflix
Horror movies
im eating corn flakes at 3 am
Noice



No

why that sucks
@violet harness beans
Is what?
is roblox
never back down never what?!?!?
Never give up
never back down never what?!?!?!
never gonna give you up
that's right!!!
Real
real
Finaly
Fabi_2501 add me if you want to grind money
Russia
Damn
Is the Lester bot only in tgg?
yea I think so
Sick
wish it wasn’t tbh
Noice
How many overall benefits do I get for completing all 4 tiers in a one title?
Dead chat
Hey
I liked it alot at first but i got progressively more bored later on. What stuff did u find to do for fun in the game.
Mine r better
Nah fr tho rdr2 makes starfield look like a 360 game
Any game not js that
Rockstar has like 2000 employees tho so its not fair to compare other studios to it
I'll wait another 2 years for gta vi then I'll see
Bro gta vi might come out while ur typing
I had the keyboard up I wasn’t typing anything
she's a minor lil bro
she couldn't even find her dead parents 🤣
Bro she was 9 at the time😭
she can shoot
Guess what guys
What
Chicken butt
I love this sticker
I wanna listen to Spotify so bad but I forgot my headphones in school😭
That’s such an L
It would be okay but I hope they didn't get stolen
Or get found by the office
If the office finds it then game over
Ik
This fucking playlist is looking at me and I don't like it
I think bro سعودي
Yes and I'd rather not talk about that rn
Ni3k_070 (Car Nerd) is AFK: sleeping, bother @lost schooner please - 2 hours ago
Exactly
Good
Kuwait
No bigger
That's great to here
Fun fact that iraq have more nation than arab
U know what I mean
😟 daddy jidion
Anyway I'm gonna sleep its 3 am here and I'm going out w my friends on the national day
Of saudi
Same hour
Gn
Any cute young girls???
@cunning void
how many terabytes you got
Lol
oh
LMFAOOO
Lmfao
I didn’t even type a name
What did bro do
danna17252 was banned. | bye
bro caught a crazy stray
Sucks for whoever that other guy was
They’re unbanned
ait
also hello duubitably
Idk wtf that was about tho lol
How's it goin'
Thanks for handling that quick though ✊
Np
welp i just woke up and im quite sick but im okay so far, wbu?
mid speed imo
Ah just fin
nice
Faster than any other online mods , oh wait

lol
Where
So, my favourite black PFP guy, how's the grind going?
hi raven
No
No
He’s MINE
ok
slow but its good
Ait
fraudulent levels smh
its not smh
some people are able to get to lvl 70 in 4 months
@edgy mango Grind the same way I do, ait?
ill try
Lol ait
Haven’t played enough then!
By which I mean, the same methods 😉
You needa parry ALL of his moves
L half health + estus flask used get better at the game lil bro
you can't parry grab and kick attacks lil bro

Public wi-fi hotspots
Don’t call me that.
is this a real life question
Yes
What are your methods?
A real answer if anybody knows?
there are 200+ countries in the world
i actually didnt use estus on boss 🤓
thats incredibly broad
American WiFi then
even worse used on fodder get better
Preferably over 1gbs download speed
google is free
Buy a 2nd XB & a 2nd account & spam Cayo's back to back, you'll be an instant billionaire
true
We call that "Efficiency"
you are the type of guy to get hard stuck on vordt
ive only done the first boss on my brothers computer idk who that is
and i did that 2nd try
mad easy
it's the second boss
lol
playing bloodborne rn
it's twitter
only spotify is allowed 💀
Google doesn’t help
It literally list 300mbps as the fastest
And I know it isn’t
why do you need 1gbps
ite bro 😭
difference between financial sustainability/comfortability and actual wisdom with financial decisions
theres certainly no reason you should be overspending
300 mbps is enough for anyone
Brother
remember there are people who pay for nitro
I don’t need a financial advisor
Imagine
but for what reason
mf just wants to say he has the fastest internet
Naw it’s to play minecraft
😭
you could play minecraft at mcdonalds
Damn that’s actually a good deal
And I could also play it at nasa what’s the point
can your device even handle that speed
point is ur overcompensating like crazy
Naw you can take pride in slow internet but I won’t
I don’t work to have poor things
ite
If I made 50k salary I would be reasonable financial
yes indeed
some of y'all wished to be a victim in wisconsin horse case
i do feel bad about his injury
He shouldn’t of taken hardcore drugs in the off season lol
Did you read about his spiritual trip he went on
Naw bro he was taking mass amounts
Not in this reality type of highs
Now he talks like a wizard
Fucked him up for life and he thinks he changed the universe or something
It’s a wild drug
My team is the colts
anthony richardson is him
just a concussion so prolly
thats normal these days
2 weeks at the very worst
tua came back from one at like half time last year
that was very dumb by the medical staff but goes to show it isnt a big deal anymore
yup
Yeah for sure
If not it’s serious brain injury
Acting and getting a concussion is crazy
But for millions of dollars
True
They’re all well off though
It’s probably the steroids bro lol

Bro lol
You can’t be that naive
They’re all on steroids
The same for nfl, nba, ufc, pretty much any major sport
Yeah bro if you play pro sports 90% of the time you’re juicing
does anyone gotta amg benefactor with f1 tires and a license plate that says FUCK OFF?
Hello
Moring
Hey @proper comet, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
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Yes
Dude
How long is this act going to go for
Is atomic heart good, its on gamepass
De
I think as long as he is here
Tks
@unreal echo wild status
Eating popcorn rn

Who’s in tggs gorilla gang
No I mean the crew on gta
people
lol
Okey
Can someone invite me to it
no
Damn bruh why
Idk
Crzy
Jewelz 😭
Mama
Idk his crew😭 I’m pretty sure it’s just Tggs Gorilla Gang
@lunar drum try to look for that^
Or through his videos, he mentions it often
his crew is probably full lol
His
crazy
that is true
Tks
It'll say one blocked message
yes
Alright cool👍
who are u blocking
Goodbye A👋
hey baguette
Hi doc
hru
I'm doing fine just got back from a football game got an xc meet tomorrow
my hs football team is 0-4

What
Do not I unsdyeradn help @kindred jolt @dapper shuttle @deft kindle
who
Auss grasp @deft kindle
damnn congrats
I thought so lmao, I have him blocked too
I can't stand his NPC ass sending random messages which has nothing to do with the chat
Me either it irritates me
@keen kiln happy belated birthday
Hi
Mohamed ramadan
Are you here
Hey i have a friend trying to join this chat
But he can’t
It’s not shown
For him
Can someone help me do the diamond casino heist on pc dm me pls
salam
huh
yep
?
what do u need help with
why me 😭
Because you’re an admin
My friend
Just joined the server
But he can’t find gorilla chat
im not an admin
@ your friend
hold up
well hes still a young gorilla
idek how long it takes these days
@lavish flame helper help this man
He has been helped
wreentop
Thanks waven
Yes
I introduce you the hell itself
This is the spot where you’ll hate yourself for being born
Lol
Pizza Vs Hot Wings 
That’s the worst story ever
Pizza>>>>>> it is then because I don’t have hot wings 

What
Get a pfp
Lol
Who
B
C
anyone gotta license plate super car that says fuck off?
Hey, @proper comet It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂
Lol
Anybody who can play with me with voice call in hindi ?
Did u know that rn every bit of data we use on discord is being sent to the Chinese government
I don't care
I don't have anything that they can use for themselves
Raven whats your name bud
Mine ?
Yes
That isn’t even raven 😭
bro kidnapped this from me😭🙏
I have no words
That is the whole being of the internet reduced down to 9 seconds
This chat gives me cancer sometimes
how do I set up the Lester bot
Looked at the pinned
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need a 10 hour version
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wtf
Wsg my mammals
i’ll do it
bet
Just upload it to YT & put it on a loop, problem solved
De
bruh
Ehm okay
Bing chilling
what kind of "rack"
🤣 I see what you did theree
Let me just grind GTA in my basement in peace pls
saved to meme folder
Anyone wanna play together?
That's smth
wbu
Eh doing alright ig
Got some problems with school but I'll be fine
secret handshake
more than fine in fact i wish i went back in time and have those problems
back in the day they felt so huge and now feel so miniscule

why would you boost this goofy ahh server
Go to the gym 
Jk
good one
bro wasted his nitro
average gta player
Ofc
and i hope those problems arent unhinged emotionally damaged school shooters @tidal plank
I ain't American lmao
thats better
What the fuck is wrong with the american dream?
How much do u make a day lol
American dream? You replied to Smth about a school shooting this makes it sound like the American dream is being part of a school shooting
Varies lol
Asking in a general manner. Not related to school shootings.
thats its called a "dream" not a "lifestyle"
My avg is prolly like 2-5mil a day
Nothing wrong with it. As a foreigner is difficult to hate this country and live in it LMAO
We weren't talking about the American dream ...
I just said I'm not American
My record is 35M, never again lmao
ZAMN
A well regulated militia is crucial to maintain power among the people.
thats nothin wrong
Thats a lot of dollars
Yeah man
people who believe in anti gun propoganda are brainwashed
I keep reading your name as "I'm Duu" haha
Haha ait
Ctrl C + ctrl v
shush
I concur, but as a foreigner my prospects here in the US are exponentially higher than back in DR.
My favourite shortcuts
In fact I feel so strongly about this that I'm joining the military and looking forward to be naturalized, however sometimes is hard knowing that this very country had major contribution to my countries economic downfall haha. Classic US imperialism
were still lower in gun based violence than countries with strict regulations
Yee
if you ban something ppl do it more





