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@coral widget wild
How?
I won't
lol
Im finding
even if it is a joke you can't say stuff like that
I am mad
hello mad
I hope i can undo that
Bruh you beat me to it
Hell naw dad jokes again
dm a mod then
I only have lunair dm opened
For his server members ig

I think this
If only greeny and jewel was mod in that server
Hi
Problem would be solved
i was also good until i got tired
no thanks
now im a scammer
they are talking about heistmates
What?
š
I notice
What's so good about it?
Donāt
he is kinda
I think nobody would be surprised if you told them you had autism
Well then, what about you
He is an ariana grande fan
Idk you said it's a good thing
im not a mod anymore so im not obliged to snitch
does anyone agree that the best xbox/ps4 usernames were with an X in it
no
No, we arent cringe 12 yos
Maybe u are
Xhamsters_gamer12
Nah xhamsters is wild
snitches get fat
Bros name is prob impxlse
Xi_got_no_dadX
*smoking the ashes of your murdered mom with stage 4 cancer
that's why discord mode are 500 kgs
i dont think that this is a w
Not everyone can do that so easily
Shut yo anime looking ass pfp up u son of a bitch
did i want a W
Check req
Check dm
@torn drift u are so fat that gorlock the destroyer looks skinny compared to you
brah look at yo corny ah pfp
Fat fucking bitch
No, I won't
from google lol
I will
Nah
He has blood type Nutella
From ur mother
yeh yeh yeh
ahahah sucka playing pokemon ā ļø
Go play gta u gta noob
Lemme guess you're cracking 90's on Fortnite?
W
brah im rank 243 TF you talking lil boy
what req
Oh no now we're scared lmfaooooo
Check your friend requests
oh ok
U see any?
havnt played it in 3 years or sum
W
Ain't no way, I'm sorry bro
no
read sucka
you better be
Lol
im bored
Yeah
hi bored
i saw what you deleted (aswell)
Yoo lun air
Heist when
Now
Green and Frenchie where
Dead
@torn drift imagine being muted
@torn drift get good
Are we bullying someone?
no
Oh ...
I would never 
Nah nah I'm not here to snitch or anything it's just if you're bullying someone I wanna bully that kid aswell 
I'm timed out in hemt
Like always
Yes
Why though
I sent shape of you lyrics in general
Weāre bullying @tidal plank
Not possible I just got here
Let's all bully Jupiter
Yes
You better not
We all have a dm that you arenāt apart of
Let's not do it
Everyoneās in it besides you and only you
Your stinky what?
Or did you mean you're stinky ....
Ok now Iām going to sleep for 2 weeks
bye
Gl
I'm not surprised tbh
also hello going to sleep for 2 weeks
Bye Kim and tell side to wake up
Wild
Sleep slowest run any% wr rng glitchless
I need him to check something
He canāt type here anyways RIP
Nah just ask him to check my dms
š
Bye

i dont use mods
Not allowed bro
oh sorry then
....
Yooo any curry munchers here?
Are you stupid or just inbred?
Idk....
What did you even meant actually ...
I guess ur both
he's a curry muncher
Go on....what did you meant
and mentally challenged
@elder pumice teri ben da pudda
Lmayo*

pudda?
Facts.....
I mean you get it right...
no
Watch the Pakistani video
Quick question, who's violet Myers...
One day youāll become a man
Elaborate....
Google her name
Not good.....
"say my name"
NO.
God why did i even asked about it....
how rare is getting 6 gold in cayo?
You've already asked this yesterday haven't ya ?
It is kinda rare ngl
no?
Like really rare
cuz i just got 6 gold
Cuz thats the most amountof slots you could get
I only got it once
well technically there is 8 slots for gold
If you wanna make the most of it, get a whole squad
Am talkin in compound...
and all coke with 6gold
yea but then wouldnāt the cut get decreased a lot ?
You'll get around 2 mil easily if you have 55%
And others 15% each
It's your choice...
You would make around 1.7 mil with 2 peooe
Quickest way to make some money?
Boi wtf

free cliffford, he did nothing (the proof was edited)
Insane
oh yeah and free joe
Fucking gay
@orchid crest accept req
Lmao what
@raw warren
Ok I will remove and accept again
....
Good talk
Lol
Are you hitting on her mate
....
Man oh man, unfrnd me
Infact, very curious
Eww
he prefers mommies
I do not consent to any of this
Actually wild

A full grown human can swim in a whale's arteries šš³
Hi
Anybody got problems loadin into the freakshop
@small needle cmm when
Sup boi
Whenever you guys are ready
Most likely a connection issue on your side
Get the zaza boi
@near patrol @simple iron
@simple iron
@simple iron
And it begins 
What
Me lol
He's actually here

Y'all doing it again ?
I have the infinite initializing loading screen
Nice analysis
anyone not able to use their weapons at all?
cause i went to a mission with only a stun gun and i went to the weapons shop and it says i have everything but canāt use them
Hey guys any car meets on xbox old gen ?
Sure
Hi bored af
š
Wsp

Hey
2 stars 
@swift umbra are you on
No
Iāll send link to it in dm
@unborn marten ?
???
wild pfp
Fr
Hold upp whatt??
dang I can't send screenshots here
Ohh by mistake sorry
All good
Sleep
Lay down
Be untired
@small needle @near patrol
Sup
@small needle @near patrol
Hi
@small needle @near patrol
H
We all here lol
Wow spam
Don't spam
Hi
Against rule
Shut up
probably never
100?
Amateur fr
That's points you dumb
Wait
Shush

We're getting there okay

May I receive 10,000 points
O
Imagine having warns
Couldnāt be me
Lmao
Lemme pull up yours majjt

Im actually best member
Cap
Top 10 highest lvl, 0 legit warns, 0 legit bans
@near patrol can u show mine
I totally donāt have 4 warns 
Wait up
You don't have warns

Imagine not having +3M points
I'm clean fr
Wild
Lmao
Since when is there a delete button
Hello
Could have made life a whole lot better back then
Since u left
Goodnight
Im joking

He's joking

Only if tgg asks me to
Fr
How are You doing
Kevin
Kevin
Kevin
Kevin
Kevin
Kevin
Nivek

Gl
Wild photo
Kevin
Mr Kevin just said Waddup and dipped
Hell yeah
Who actually likes spaghetti
This is so Kevin
Me
Me
You can't tell me people actually enjoy it
Wrong
Its da best food
You canāt tell me people actually enjoy cross country 
what a weak 10th for sure
Literally everyone
Ik right it's great
Honest reaction
Who was Clifford and why are they crying in dms
Is that your cat?
The Amazon boxes in the background 
How observant
Canāt miss them 
@swift umbra this my cat
Mf actually laying on me rn
og_woodrow
Oh true
These are my pets
Can it do any magic tricks
Yo it's a sheep
What u call a magic dog
What
Let's hear it
Labracadabrador
hilarious
Alright nick you can ban him
I petition for a ban
Lol
Dad joke? Here's one: I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. It was bread in captivity.
Whatās brown and sticky
Personally do not like this one
L grade
A stick
Dad joke? Here's one: Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.
Dad jokes
@swift umbra y'know I don't trust stairs
They're always up to something

Are they?
Did you guys hear that thunder suffers from a rare disease called Dunlop disease?
His belly dun lopped over his belt
wouldn't it be funnier if it was like "Recent survery found 6 out of 7 dwarves to feel small"
Knock knock
Dad joke? Here's one: Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.
?dadjoke
Who's there
People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.
Twit
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
That's a thing?
Russian roulette is totally save and earns you a lot of money, everyone who played it and who we interviewed has only won
Yh
Easiest game fr
?dadjoke
Fuck
I'm gonna cry
?dadjoke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
Aliases: ?undefined
Description: Get a random Dad joke.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
?dadjoke
Example:
?dadjoke
Ok thatās very bad
Humor module not found lol
Dad joke? Here's one: Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty
Insert Humor module
I normally get messages from randoms asking if I wanna play gta
I don't trust atoms, they make up everything
Josh, who asked
U
that one laggy random...


now its alot better
Ping and bad wifi
š
Yes lol
Hey chat
No
I didn't care about wifi as much back then cause I rlly played offline games

I just be playing pokemon
Besides gta 5 so

yes
Nice
which one?
Pokemon is fun
Bros has to catch them all 
Hg rn
Yh
I got 1 of the 70$ ones on a ds lol
wild
Dad joke? Here's one: What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Me who can play them for free on an emulator

Most complicated dad joke I've ever heard
k
Oh I got a worse one hold on
My mom bought the system off a friend for 10$ and it came with it
Bro š
Dad joke? Here's one: Wife: Honey Iām pregnant.Me: Wellā¦. what do we do now?Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.Me: Hm.. I think Iād be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
I donāt even get this one 
Someone time him out
The jokes the dads be saying on Facebook
you truly dont get it?
Usually it's the moms that are worse
Fr

what
Fucking hell thatās a bad one šš
Grenade
The doctor is a baby
wild
Who
Ngl most my jokes are racist
Yes mister vwo I figured that out like 1 minute ago as well

I just read it mr mod
Same, but thatās Haagse comedy for you
Idk someone who can 
war crimes
Donkay gladly would fr
Amazing
Most people canāt appreciate those type of jokes
Sad
Who we gonna time out??
U
You
Description: Mute a member so they cannot type.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?mute [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?mute @NoobLance 10 Shitposting
?mute User 10m spamming
?mute NoobLance 1d Too Cool
?mute NoobLance 5h He asked for it
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Wild
Green are you lurking
kixedby.angel#0 was muted. | told you
@swift umbra u should check out ?tags, theres some fun ones
Wild
@jagged wraith I had to 
@swift umbra ima kick your ass
Threat
):
ban
No
Absolutely wild
Lie

Yet
@small needle hello
Hey

Because why not
I see
Silly bean
Shut up
Heist when
@small needle protect me pls
Opinion on me calling u bean?
Now

25 minutes 
Frick
Wtf
@wind trout go 100% rdr2
I donāt have opinions cuz I donāt think
It's only been 35?
Yes lol
Fuck
That's so much work 
Donāt cuss
And 100% rdr2 also @loud kiln
Oh is it?
Shit my bad
Fuck that's crazy
I dont play that
2 fuckin months tops go.
Banned
Banned
I'm just messing with u


Oh fuck I won't do it again
Everyone is banned
Do it
Wild lol
Including you?
Oh fuck we're banned
Boutta give bro ptsd

You are incorrect
Thatās fucking wild
I always think about how many people I could ban before Iām stopped
Everyone except TGG and I
@honest crag u should be banned
Start with yourself, that would make it 1
I need to challenge him to a duel
Fuck slobby btw
In red dead
Early supporter 
If u would do some research, find out when seniors and admins arent online track their activity for a week/month u would find a period where the odds of someone being online is the lowest and then ban a lot of them
Bro sold his ps4 and switched to Xbox
Much more fun irl
That means the Children are safe then
Wild
I mean
I have an idea fr fr
Yup lol
This is concerning
Banning all the idiots
Please no

Did bro out himself
then @topaz lion will have to go
Whats stopping you
Donāt ban me š
I donāt wanna
Let your intrusive thoughts win
Atleast do ?ban @everyone then
@small needle can i ping tgg
If you wanna get muted sure
Guys imma ping tgg
Wild
i wanna be muted
Ok
what if I don't want to be muted and still want to ping tgg
Ok mr pizza
Say dc backwards
@crimson coral
lampturtule#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
Wild
Haha funny
he actually did it
@elder pumice ur turn
@crimson coral
lampturtule#0 has been warned. || pinging tgg (1)
What a disgrace to all mods who abuse their power properly, you should be ashamed of yourself, I feel sick looking at you
Anyone else
We both warned him
Oh
see i edited so it doesn't get pinged
Ummmmm
Give me 7million points
Remove one lol
My turn now
ok
Mb green lol
Bro lmao
@<&722716210663522344>
lol
How do u do it again
Dude is gonna be flabbergasted
I'm going to report you in helpers now buddy, you better watch out
<@&
Far cry 6 gold edition is $10
im scared shitless now
For me
<@&722716210663522344>
Is it worth it?
Depends
extremely bright on amoled
What else would u spend 10 bucks on
Idk
i got titanfall 2 for $2
You can ping tgg in #šāgta-crew-promotions without getting muted banned or warned
underrated game
All in on red, buy it and u will have 10 dollars and the game
It ain't that bright
Wonder if I can buy something that if someone pings me they get muted 
You can't
Wdym

@balmy smelt why did no one tell me theres 16 gyms
Wild
Bro wants the secret patreon level
Cause the last 8 are so easy
I got ho ho and dragonite added to my team now
Ooft using legendary
Bvehehuueyeh
Might aswell add cheat codes
I mean, i caught them
I like ho ho a lot but some eevee evoles are also cool
The second evolution of dragonite is sick too
As in looks
But my knowledge sucks
I can barely name 20 pokemons
I can barely name 10 
I like Gengar
- Weedle 6. Onyx
- Pikacu 7. Eevee
- Richu 8. Vaporeon
- Pichu 9. Charizard
- Magikarp 10. Geodude
Dang i suck
I can barely name 2 
I can describe a lot of them tho
I liked mew tbh
Didnāt anyone watch it growing up
No
same: some are red some are blue some are green some are yellow some are white some are brown some have eyes some have arms some have wings
Iām sorry for your loss 
Yeah, forgot most of it lol
Same with dragon ball tbh
Well yes but i forgot
I watched everything except pokemon
Digimon?
No
Neither 

weedle at #1 is beyond crazy
Never even heard of digimon
How old are you?
mewtwo mew ditto diglet
Imagine these toddlers growing up and saying "you didn't have a childhood if you didn't watch cocomelon" like stfu
18
cocomelon is like 17 years old

yeah...
fuck cocomelon
you told me that was your favorite show 
Dude sheās a child
Bruh I grew up watching some gruesome tale show
Was it dragon tales?

Lmao
That shi was interesting
That shit was so good
scrumptious
Wtf bro
scrumptious bro
Donkey wtf



Pizza
Easiest to remember
Your iq is the average of 5 average tgg members' iq
Tgg >
A shoulder to cry on turns into a dick to ride on
tgg wouldnt let him cry on his shoulder
Why would I hate on somebody more successful than me?
I described his imagination
what
read my message again
way
Iām confused you said Iām dickriding no?
yes
You canāt dick ride somebody more successful than you
If anything we should take notes
Lives rich off playing the same game as us while we earn $0 from it
Do you know what dickriding means

Dickriding would be if I was praising tgg because of his video content
If I praise tgg because of the amount of money he makes howās that dick riding
you're confused asf
Prob the drugs
Night
hop off his dick
your mom
How much does he even make
He has to make a grip bro
Too much for doing literally nothing
Heist when
#š¤ābot-commands
Idk @wind trout @near patrol
Am here

Heist when
Now
no
What is up gorilla gang
Hey chat
Whatās up uncle z


I was not trying to be funny
Is that a lizard
Noice
Once
When I went on a vacation
I was gonna have a shower
Mf pops out

I literally almost screamed
I seen a lot in Florida
Because why not

Hello moderators
Hello
One day they will get revenge

yes
Never
Wait there
Lizards are friendly why kill them
annoying
I remember there was this big ass lizard waiting me at the door
all you got to do is catch them and throw them outside
ok
big pimpin by jay z
any song by nirvana
l

nah MAJOR L
jayz ass
thats actually wild
Not when you boutt shower and it just pops up
What if they want to take a shower

yeah more like Lvana
(Iāve never listened to a nirvana song in my whole life)
i have, they suck

@simple iron chop chop

Hellooo uncle z
Hey
Whatās is their best song
the one that ends
Why did bro save itš
uhh 3 songs blew,come as you are and smells like a teen spirit
Everybody has to start somewhere
Even mr beast started with 1 follower
Yeah
What comes before no subs
What about before that
no youtube
No mr beast?
no, its no youtube
25
Billionaire at 25 is crazy
imagine mrbeast turns out to be some secret drug kingpin and heās laundering cash through his business
Billionaire at 25 is lies
mr beast aint giving you shit š š
No itās not
Leaving your family, kids and wife at 25 to act like a girl is also crazy
Yes it is
No mr beast, not Chris
W
Do some research lol
Only chandler W left
Somebody offered over a billion for his entire company meaning his worth is over a billion
and mr beast
Who is this 25 year old
Stop
Mr beast cant do shit about chris cuz if he says shit he will be cancelled
@stoic swift
Anybody on the internet knows who mr beast is
he already said he supports him
Oh mr beast
i doubt mr beast cares
Hes forced to
mr breast
Nah itās his bestfriend
Well heās not a billionaire

