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Bek likes swimming in pension cheques
sure try to scam ashes
I smoke ashes
hi bekky
I prolly got cancer but Iāll never know lol
@zaza we got you a friend
Bek don't you like rice with ketchup
@simple iron
I quit smoking and came back to it like a rat
no that's cow

@simple iron we got you a friend
Cow told me he goes into his streets in India and gets people to pray to him
@tribal zenith did your cousin give you another cigarette?
That's true yes
The cigarettes packs are like 35 here
lmao
But we donāt talk about it shit
you should try to stop
I did
And I was happy
But I donāt know
Shit came back and hit me harder
Iām not seeing 40 for sure
But Iām here now so,
Here for a good time not a long time ey
please try to stop
My mom smokes like a chimney and sheās 53
Iām moving back to vapes instead of cigarettes
it's not much better than cigs iirc
Robot penis
Ye
Yeah itās shit compared to ciggaretes
whatās iirc
But it doesnāt make your breath and your clothes smell like shit
if i remember correctly
ok
Who pinged 
Whoās still active from the ogs now @mellow cipher @elder pumice
me
Cow
a lot in other servers
Donkay ig
Itās been like 4 years since the original mk1?

@cunning void fatty
Why u so cut for
Fun fact i have no emotions
Yeah you are
What are you cut about bruh
Iād have none either if someone stole all my nfts
Iāve seen your face
Who stole his nfts
Idk
Let her be bro
I stole someoneās nft couple days ago
Couldnt catch the thief
Iām gonna steal ur nans ashes
Soulja boy
Let her be fat more like
Shake it for me
She alive
Ya soulja girl
Iām gonna steal her panties
How do I check leaderboard for xp?
he also smokes like tou
I already stole them
some leaderboard command
And sold them
Let me get a sniff
No
Fuck u

Iām gonna pants you and steal ur penis
Not possible
Hes hanging out with kayy now
Ofc
He and razor are competing for her

Sad what she did
@empty prism
Kayy is trash why would I simp for that š
Who getting pinged
Bro thinks I know Kay 
what about that tweet
What tweet?
No I pinged him cause he smells
ill have to find it
What did it say?
Shut it little bo smelling š
Nerd
Ok buddy keep using discord all day
he reached close to lvl 80 in 6 months
I cheated
I think I would have reached that in 3 years
Not even
i reached lvl 90 in 3 years
Like 8 years
Hes earned his no life trophy
I got lot of xp from Lester bot lol
10 days ago?
how to you access clips you saved on gta
@mellow cipher whenās the last time I messaged you
that exp is different dumbass

Right now š
jajajajajajajajajajajaja
Before today
comedy genius
how to you access clips you saved on gta
I canāt even say the r word anymore wtf
How soft has tgg become
You use to be able to say everything but the 2 n words bruh
September 2nd
how to you access clips you saved on gta
that's just discord
the admins made the rules
No
I can say whatever anyone else
pretty sure admins had to blacklist the word due to partnership
You were never able to unless it was at the start of mk1 when he actually talked
how to you access clips you saved on gta
Stfu
tgg made the rules*
You dig a hole and shit in it
thought they changed some 
@mellow cipher did we ever play gta together?
No i dont think so
We played destiny together
I got so good I use to be able to snipe out of jets before
anyone wanna play gta now? X/S
No
Remember when I 1v1 you when I first started playing
speaking of that this is a destiny 2 review
diamond casino
Itās not cheaper than meth
heist
Ya
50/50 money
Every fucking dlc is 75 dollars and the deluxe version of the game is 150 every dlc ffs
Shush
ok...
i only played that game when the witch queen dlc was free for a week
Also thereās other chats to get help
Even midfall?
Wtf is that
and i had no fucking clue how to play the game properly but i was able to get very far on legendary solo
Is that a new one?
@mellow cipher i once invited you to help right?
The calus boss fight was pretty good
true
I hated nimbus cause of how he talked and how he looked
No
But the whole story focused too much on strand
Ya
We finished the calus fight on legendary in like 3 minutes
Shit was so easy bro wtf you on
has there been any free dlc weeks after that one?
The only hard part wasnāt even hard it was just annoying
What is your pfp @raw warren 
monkey touching a girl's mouth
Wild
The part after you finish the mission and you have like a minute to escape on your shitty sparrow that gets blown up in 1 shot
I dont think so
lol
Destiny is free to download
but im going to buy titanfall 2 today
But itās not feee to play
Lol
there's nothing in the free version
I got it for free yesterday
Ea play
this is not even cropped š
baguettebagelpop is AFK: sleeping
- an hour ago
yes
i am getting it for only $2 lmao
its @elder pumice
From where
Is the dick covered in rice and ketchup?
steam
no wtf
Soulja is the first one to pray to it
i'm in jail
I thought thats your favorite food
Hostility before going into hibernation for 15 days
pray from a distance
How many people you scammed
No Iām the first one to fuck it
excuse me no
Firefly you prolly pray for rain so you can rice farm
Damn blud dont cheat on your girl like that
too many to count
Ya I pray for a bountiful harvest
Was your dad a vietkong
Selling vegetables makes you a good amount of money
No he was wakandan
Vietcong whatever the fuck the tree campers were
someone just told me
Cow got shot
I should join the navy
im currently scamming people near the bus stop
Youāre too fat youāll make the carrier sink
my cousin is in navy
So youāre gonna be the boat?
Theyāll use you as an anchor yeah
he's going to be the mortar shell
Please tell me what is actually wrong with you
Shut up April
Cowās the one who likes rice and ketchup
lol
Why tf is everyone doggin on me cuz im pointing out his favorite food
I mean.. I can shut you up if you want
@cunning void moron
you talk too much
If you werenāt an admin and I didnāt have all these bans and a last chance
Lol souljaās on probation
Thatās what raven once said
Shut up April
yes im referring him
The bulk is real
no
He wasnt wrong 
Lol
400 probably
Yo chin got more fat than a starving African family combined
that's just average american
Lol
April is beyond the average American
If youāre just gonna be an ass to me and everyone else you can leave
real
Itās just jokes donāt cry
average american pronouns are mc/donalds
real shit
No one is crying lol
Youāre sulking and youāre in your 20s
Over people bullying you online
Kinda sad ngl
Whoās bullying lol
Making fun of you then
Whoās making fun of me?
I donāt know if youāre handicapped
@cunning void so hows baldurs gate 3?
But Iāll leave you be
Really good bro I recommend you get it
Ya i will when i get monies
Itās turn base combat but the story is really good so idm
Ofc its good its dnd
Bro asked a woman what she weighs

Im super close to finding your dadās car
oh turn based
Yep dnd style
they are boring for me
If you play on pc you can get a mod to one shot enemies so you can essentially ignore the combat
I just need to reroute the oc3 optical lines to the md5# and use ND3 satellite triangulation to pinpoint the exact location @swift umbra
then there would be no gameplay tbh
Oh, there will be. The story is enough lol
Itās super detailed
Very replayable
the story is something i never cared about in a game š
that's why i mainly play singleplayer games which has a good challenge lol
I figured that at first but once you get into it itās really good
My brother recently got star field and said itās good but Iām skeptical
Me too 
but it is expensive for me so ill wait for price drop
100
Oh ya i bet your pc can run it
it can
Hi
Yes
Your pc is only made to scam people stfu bek
His pc was bought with pension cheque money
@tribal zenith his pc is actually pretty good
Bek and cow are the same person acting like they have different personalities
Iām tempted to get starfield, but I also dislike paying full price for games nowadays since most come out unfinished
Yeh Iām just joking
With all that scamming where do you think the money goes
He has a fat ass allowance that helped him pay for it
Anyways Iām gonna go do something else with my life
Iāll probably message you in like 10 days
But ok
Bye
His fat ass rolled through the highway and crushed numerous cars
One message removed from a suspended account.
yeah they found it
guess leaving it in a forest was a bad idea
also they found some highly radioactive rocks
Why didn't you dissolve it smh
I had a dream in which i got banned from this server š„²š
Would you like to see it come true?
They can make your dreams come true
Funny dream, would be great if it came true
Not really
Sad
Whatās are you dreams
Damn crickets š¦
from rice with ketchup to this?
Heart attack inbound
Getting better by the minute
Stolen image I repeat stolen image
hello
bro can anyone tell me why when i get in a jet and fly up it starts doing loops and starts going up and down and iām not doing it
honestly is it rly hard to do stealth cayo perico with ramdom ppls ?
yah so some1 want to do cayo perico then?
@honest crag lfg this person
4 mill secundary
so no answer ?
no cayo perico?
guess ima gona find another discord
no answer no stayng
Hey @ashen sandal, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Damn bro found out they're not the centre of the universe after all
or that they should've read the #šserver-info 
Damn guys we should have answered him so he wouldn't leave.....
He fr left?
Nvm yeah he left
Impossible
My discrod didn't refresh
You should know that by now niek
Noooooooo please stay weāll be devastated if u leave
Guys i just robbed a bank it's only illegal if i take money right? I just force them to give me a job?
He already left monke
Huh too much words.....maybe if you would make a tiktok with gta playing in the background i'll get it
So u didnāt rob a bank
i can't read anything above 2 sentences
i took a gun to someone's head and force them to give me a job.
Silly funeral
U held someone hostage pretty much
Didnāt rob shit
awš
oh yeah a really weird filter and music that's louder than the thing being spoken would be nice
Funeral why aren't you welcoming people on #šexclusiveš anymore
That's your job man
Oh right
Good morning
Good morning!!
Whatās š
The celling
With fan
gta players and reading??? that's fucking impossible
No way someone would have read every single paragraph
Rather than warn appeal info I have read nothing else
ok and?
Discord tos
Do you honestly think that's me actually playing ?
yes
Then afk?
Of course
Turn off .
Why 9 hours
Toes
Gotta fill up mah club somehow
True
Touch grass
They should be forced to read it when they enter the server
You can do it
BZZZT !! Doesn't count.
No grass in my area š
What in the holy water is going on here.
@lavish flame Is shitting on me for "playing" gta for 9h
See his profile gta 9 hours
If I open up my ps5, and see my friend's time... Rookie numbers
He played gta for 17 hours straight
One time
...
...
Play something else
Damn cayo better
Ik
Ok
With hands
Grass = grass and I stood on it which counts
Probably afk
Know his side of the situation first and then shit on him 
you just have to glance over the paragraph
takes like 5 minutes at most
saying this is actually against the rules, if you don't believe me you should read it
I agree
He should read the rules
Feel free too 


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One message removed from a suspended account.
@swift umbra you know what would be great? me getting a 8 point limit
Bek did u seriously type for 2 mins just for that
I thought it was gonna be a goddamn essay
How much do you have rn ?
i was going to say something that would piss off every car enthusiast but then i thought nvm
i have 0 out of 4 points
i was banned once before
š
Howd you came back ?
You could appeal for it ?
Even where ?
yeah
back then there used to be a google forum you had to fill
This makes sense, first 8 points then 4
now there's a whole appeal server i helped in making
What were the chances of it being a success
That's good
their previous system was atrocious and messy
Hmm, assuming the server is now better ?
scammers discussing among each other
Can you buy modded cars from LS only on new gen?
no it's just more organised now
You are one as well my frnd
Hmm, how to appeal it ? Another interview smh ?
speaking of appeals @sharp field when you unbanning donkay blud
what interview
dude who gave me scammer
did i?
yeah
bru
Get it again, it's for a week
ofc, I have a large family
Crazy
crazy?
@edgy mango
@honest crag
@edgy mango how's your pa
hes doing better thanks
Good to hear man
Got to talk to him this morning
Yeah it was great
Like 2 weeks ago
before it happened
True
while dad was looking after him his phone fucking got stolen
That's fucked
India i swear is the place ppl are prone to pick pocketters
never watch meg 2
What happened
god awful movie
donāt plan to
My grandpa got quite sick and dad went to look after him
while he was getting medicine for him his phone was stolen
Never knew you were from India as well

Yeah it is but he managed to get a brand new phone
Massive upgrade from his nokia he had
who the fuck stole a nokia
its not like the flip phone nokia
its like a decent one
Nah it's defo not the old nokia
your pfp
its good aint it 

it was anyways starting to be slow
so now hes got a iphone 14
Did you file a complaint
i dont live in india rn
so i didnt
cuz i didnt know it happened until he told me in the morning
Ah
oh yeah my teacher had that phone threw it in 6 months of buying it
New gen Nokias are mid
my dad had that for like 2-3 years
Y'all remember the era of Nokia's windows phones?
that's dedication
true
Ye I had one
my dad bought my grandpa a one plus and its just sitting on his shelf 
It was ass
Yeah they were ass
oh yeah
Bruh my teacher caught me lurking in online meeting
Kicked me out
Lol
Stop lurking
Good for him
They looked fancy, but actually had nothing
man I threw my 9 pro like years ago how are you still rocking a 9 pro
I ain't, just joined
What phone do you got rn ?
Bud my cousin still uses 7 pro
I got a 9T pro from 2019, it's battery dies so fast now
@raw warren
I never had a phone until like 2020
Tf
How old are u
Looks good ngl
My first phone was actually a flip phone but i liked it
14
yup that was exactly my issue
and I mightve broke it
Me realme 6 2020
š
Now I have a ROG phone lmao
I also have like 2 Lenovo tablets barely used and they work
Shit is wack
No battery problem but after software update ads are cumming
I've only seen like one of those
a guy from my class had it
Which 5?
Oh
One plus is ass now
Cool lights

This lmao
I feel no difference but slightly low weight
It played music
Yeah
wait till I pull my ben10 phone
Did u seriously have one of those
I had ben 10 watch which shooted coins
I remember my friend had that in 2008
yes
I used to get that everytime I go out to ghats
Even I have one
in varanasi
I like that place but nowadays it's overcrowded
technically from Lucknow
Ah
Especially dussehra
that's true
How many times have u visited uk
Same before Mumbai then Delhi now Hyderabad
1 time when I was kid
yup lmaoo
Which year?
yeah
Bro is close 
Mumbai to Delhi downfall
Delhi to Hyderabad big downfall
Mumbai to Hyderabad biggest downfall
Is Hyderabad bad?
Compared to Mumbai
@lavish flame in which year did u visit
Varanasi?
delhi cuz we all know
Do you shift cuz of school or?
Nah uk
BLS?
I was thinking to move to banglore š
banglore I meant blr*
Ig 2009-10
nah
Ah
my dad's job is juat like that
Basically south india sucks
just*
yeah
In my experience everywhere people complain about their city and wanna move to different
maybe maybe not
my keyboard is tripping hard today
Clear out chrome tabs
Frrrrr when I was in Mumbai like 2012 i used to complain a lot but compared to 2012 Mumbai now hyd is worse
I was so close to move to Hyderabad
No reason south india used to suck back in 2010s still now
Odisha
you wake up you go have a walk with sound of the waves
Man I know that place by heart
In Chennai still metro didn't came wtf
Which city are you in rn
Kolkata
Lol fr?
Is it good I've heard it rains lot
you're from Kolkata lol I'm not surprised I swear everyone has been to puri in kolkata
I mean it does but, the heat
kolkata
Holy shit the heat is killing me
Nothing beats Mumbai and Delhi heat
Bruh Chennai was peak of worse in my life
How much is the temps rn?
Mumbai is pretty humid everytime
Chennai is hottest
Chennai is more humid
kolkata metro contruction has been going on from 10+ years still no where completed
Yeah lmfao
Chennai is peak hell
Damn
Mumbai's winter is like 25°C
yup
Ofc you both live there
I mean 10 fucking years
Lol
Too political
I wont be surprised if it takes 5 more
Give it 10
ours just started
š
the airport line doesent even have pillars 
Yeah lmao
they bearly reached chinar park
Metro construction there's lot of protest nation wide
I recently went to Mumbai last year they were expanding their metro outers
wild it reaches in negative here sometimes
Rather than temples my trip went goood
Checkout pune airport
Never knew bek was your sister
yeah
aint pune airport just a military base
and they shoved a small terminal there
Yep sort of like that
check out some planned city
you'll be shocked
Mumbai is pretty chill place ngl
there is like barely 5 in india
better than mumbai
hmm
Name any
Chandigarh?
like my city
Which
Chandigarh
it is one of the best but there are other cities
Just say best city in india
Ahemdabad,Delhi, Lucknow or any other?
south is good but I don't like that IT craze
Basically my mother side relatives ruined my life
They are the one who invited to Chennai
š
himachal has good cities
it depends what type of climate you want
Btw do people speak Hindi in Chennai or tamil
Only illiterate Tamil
Sunny and clear weather and temperature under 30
There Hindi is weird like Hyderabad
Lol
that's himachal (sometimes not tho)
South Indian Hindi is really weird
0°c
yes
Nice
That's so good dude...
Yo you got one of the best place to live
Like, it is HOt when it is needed and COLD when needded
it's fucking expensive to live here too
How much would it cost ?
If that's ok answering
Like do average
A month
well how much does it cost for street food in your city
average salary required to raise a family is 80k
Hmmm, around 100 ig ?
300 max
For a full course meal (Street food ofc)
That's more than average ngl
well it's 60 for just some light street food here
Do you even work ? Or live off your parent's?
im 17 so i obviously live with my parents
Hmm, do you work ?
no

Just one thing, do you have to wear a uniform wherever you get education, school or college
@elder pumice
Good
On*
nerd
not in colleges but in schools yes
Hmm
You actually living more than a decent life ngl
The chances of you being successful improves drastically
im just lucky that i have rich parents that's it lol
Wish I had a life
Cuz, well you speak Bri'ish English
You're prolly got in your studies as well
Lmayo, same here
i don't speak bri'ish
Get off disc
Nope
You do
@deep hull what car do your parents have if your comfortable sharing
Innova crysta....
Damn
And a breeza..
Dayumn.
Renault Duster
Ford Figo
we have 1 car and we don't even use it at all
That's good, use bikes or wha ?
My father had 3 in his golden teenage, a CRA, Gypsy and A imported jeep
Wish I was there to see the imported jeep

public transit or bike
Woah, you father was a real man
That's good ngl...
Makes our life more comfortable....
Drive in Ohio swag like ohio
Hello people 

I woke up late for school
But they don't count you absent until 8:30 so I've got time to kill
What's the time there rn ?
8:10 rn
It's 5:40
Get on road for school dude
I can listen to one more song before I have to walk 
Listen while walkin
Make it bohemian rhapsody
Wsg kfc
Just been working, played about baldurs gate
nice
ive been trying to lose weight recently
i also bought myself a pair of dumbells
What should I buy first raiju or lazer
anyone for gta 5 ?
@ocean torrent
Hey @hidden compass, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
Get huge
I dont plan on being extremely buff
I just want to not be fat anymore and thats my main goal
Well thatās a reasonable enough goal
How much you weigh currently
yeah cuz i got a bit picked on the other day for it
like 75 š
Damn
caloric deficit + cardio honestly 
sus
How tall are you
kg or pounds?
Kg
you weigh the same as me?!
@lavish musk go outside bro
Mind your own business pal
5'6
Well i just double checked and its quite higher
im almost in my 90s
Enjoy having a fried brain 
no fucking way
Ahh so abit over average
last time i checked was a while ago
i checked like now and im very embarassed
nice
Damn
Oh fuck yeah man thatās quite a lot more for your height
Yeah
Yeah it's definitely more
True
Youāre getting mod level weight
im going to start jogging/running to school now
Mods weigh over 100 so he is close but not close
if you don't go on a caloric deficit just running won't help

What's doomsday mastermind?
Just gotta work harder, bulk up
I weigh 71 lol
SAme as for the apartment heists, except for doomsday
height?
biking works as well
6'3
oh
or 190cm
uhhh well that weight isn't even unhealthy for your height
im skinny asf
even though I eat a lot
I'm 55kg 
Naw
Oh ye but why doomsday bru its cool nice story but long af
He is like @wind trout
yeah
True
Bro youāre a mod, you gotta stack it on ASAP
I try man, I eat like 2 portions every dinner but its not working
Just chuck down some McDonald's
why not eat stuff that's more high calorie and start bulking

i sometimes i feel like i gain a lot because of how much rice i have
no, I don't need a heart attack thanks
How much rice do ya eat, tell me in Indian terms
Time to start eating them for breakfast and lunch, between a loaf of bread
Quite a lot
If you think about how much grains you take
I eat two bread for both lunch and breakfast
but the visible portion isnt too big
So you mean to say that you have skin & bones but nothing else, ait
oh no, not at all
Genetics also come into play in terms of weight gain as well
even though I don't gym my arms are anything but small
I see
but if you eat below your bmr and do cardio you won't gain weight
I'm alr
I said loaves, no slices
Actually everything is closely connected with genetics
But if you are in a caloric deficit you just won't gain weight





