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Happy birthday 
why is it everytime I watch my phone before sleeping its all about trauma and murders
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Ų¢Ų³Ł
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They say that if you can relax during serial killer shows youāre likely a psychopath
So imma just stay on your good side
yeah aye
thanks
Would you like to report spam pinging?
no no no
some people here know about it so they'll get the context
ahh I'll delete it and post some other time
I be oinking
Confession hour?
Yes
Which ones tho
The ones people say on COD
I be farting on my gfs forehead
Real

Capit itās your turn to confess
What should I buy with a maximum of 2.6 Mil
The fuck am I confessing fo?
Because itās confession hour
Idk but confess
I confess that Tgg is a great guy
I think I'm good y'all
You canāt lie in your confessions
I dont

Lie
Bro lied while saying he doesnāt lie thatās actually impressive
No worries, was just ensuring it wasnāt an annoyance 
Nah no way š
Spoken like a professional
thank you tho
Real professional 
bro got banned ššš
Can you discuss personall problems here
Bypassed bad word
Yes!
Let it all out, donāt filter anything
Basic biology
You may have pp infection, check with doc
Mine is clean I clean it 2 times a day cuz of it's smell
Use better soaps?
I use lifeboay
Never heard of it
Ohhhh this makes much more sense
ššššš
Does anyone else have this problem
Sunlight soap goated
Nah my thing smells like strawberries
Mine smells like rotten strawberrys
I legit cackled
Mine smells like soap
Is it because I ejaculate
āļøāļøāļøāļøāļø
Wtf are my eyes right now
Yes!
Howtho?
Too frequent maybe?
2 times a day
šššš
At least
But in Ramadan I have a break from it for 30 days and I start feeling like the rock
I feel powerful
But now I feel tired all day
And weak
Have you considered castration
Lmao
Chop chop
Yeah fox what does castration mean
When the sausage factory is rotten so you cut it off from the main line
Rotten sausage factory damn
But who eats these sausages?
My thing is black as hell
Idiots
Have you ever eaten one of these sausages fox?
Honestly I had a friend with the same issue and he can smell it at all, he's to sit down to use the bathroom though
I believe they appear on OF quite often
I didn't have to know that ...
See there's your issue, you're too attached to it
Just tryna lvl up
Who or what is OF?
Fr
How hoes be making more money than me
I touch it more than my controller
Lmfaoooooo
Keep your hand off it, don't picture being the toilet
bro Iām so weak rn
I became what I hate
That toilet doesn't have any feelings nor can it see
A woman?
Elaborate on this 
Oh no
Dude you don't have to be jealous of the toilet, he might pee on you if you ask nicely
No
What do you hate 
Cuz I will get cancelled
Fox ....
Why
Just why
I can't say
All I can say

Is it's very common in the usa
Give hint?
I didn't imagine it in the first place but now that you bring it up it's hard not to
Bro thatās too vague
.
Lol
A karen
No

I know the answer lmao
Yep
This is the real hint
Lmaooooo you're the one bringing it up in the first place
Don't make these faces now
Hey guys, sorry to be a pain but could we please the change topic
No I need an answer
Ok kfc 
There are 2 conversations going on tho
I miss my girlfriend lol

Thereās like a 99% chance heās talking about the one with me
I miss when I had money
These faces better @tidal plank
Girlfriendussy withdrawals do be slapping
And I canāt live without both
Gta money
whispering
Where can I find this?
Bro whatttt
Delete this
Junk energy drink
Where did this come from š
Kk
True, well imma go with the castration and urinating one being the bad one 
Hahaha
Did he get muted or are his messages just deleted
No
Poo
I'm here
@lapis widget answer me!!
I just deleted because I didn't want to be muted
Oh lol
I needed shart
Bro it's a soundboard server, legit no logic why they have these 
Thought the mod was modding
Donald duck is betteršæ
lol
Most intelligent Xbox user
Not every mod mods in here , it's very confusing and I'd rather not explain
Invite sent
This topic is gonna be on my mind for the rest of my life
Probably assigned different channels
Rent free
Maybe cuz im the only one here
I can't tell if that's a joke or not
Open to interpretation
Xbox users love saying...
Saying what
You tell me, green boi
Idk
Lol
Yes you do
Now your getting it
Btw @undone turret is he giving a hint to what you were saying you hate
Kinda
I donāt think he understands how the set up works, please spend the next 30m-1h educating him 
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So you donāt moderate here?
I already did so a couple of times
I can break rules in front of u?
I love aleins
Yes please try
Mods moderate the server, not specific channels, so yes I moderate this channel

He isn't asigned to certain channels every mod (should) moderate every channel
I love cocks š
So then
What was this all about
You mean some ppl with the role donāt moderate?
Pretty much
Bro sign me UP
@lavish flame we have delete logsā¦.
Dammit
Itās in like every big server bro
That sux
You don't just get the role that's the problem , they either used to do a lot or they do very little things every now and then
I mean you didnāt break any rules with what you said so š¤·š»āāļø
As an ex staff what are your superpowers
You can mute?
I can pin 
I said facts
This is hilarious
Bro said I canāt fly but I can hop
Omg save me super guy with your awesome pinning powers
Wait if im black am i allowed to say the n word here?
Nothing , all my powers have been taken from me , tbh I don't mind that much
At least you have a cool leaf bro
Don't act like you know stuff lmao
Yeah I'd rather have another colour but it's fine
He took a break , I retired that's something else
You got Smth right
The only one that left while being a moderator and came back is greentop
Seems like the mod left the chat, time to partyš»
I'm not counting Jewelz as he was only a trial
Ofc it will join a mod
@lavish flame how do u get extra perms
Irony is crazy
Hey UwU
Kk
Is that real
Iāve done that like 3 times lol
I call it a joke but if you take it as irony..
Unless you know someone else
What??
Shouldn't say that out loud , a fourth time wouldn't work then
I meant the fact that he sent a message immediately before you sent that
I donāt plan on leaving again
@balmy smelt is cock a š?
I Like cock
Or are you not planning on joining back?
I don't support you
Thats sounds so gay man..
No I just donāt plan on leaving the staff team again
Going for admin!!
Wdym? Cock is a š
Theyād NEVER make me admin
Oh are you on the admin blacklist like bek?
No clue
The things I've done on this app are beyond unimaginable
My bad i tougth cock was šš
I just donāt think theyād make me admin
Senior then
Whereās your admin application
Admin app?
It Definitely is not
That there is an eggplant

Real homie right here
The things Iāve done on this app are beyond unimaginable
You a funny guy
You have perms to react to messages?
If yāall bring this up again illl be banned from my country
I cant
Yes i cant not do it
How is this server still active at 1am
For starters
Itās 6pm
And for seconders
where do you live
Itās a global server
Its 00:08 i have school in 8 hours
āMerica š¦ šŗšø
I start school in 2 months
In November
Ofc he lives there
Ofc just look at my profile
Started 3 weeks ago
All about the dollar dollar bills yāall
My favorite is donald duck i have like same personality as him

@full apex and what does "eid ot gniog er'ew" means
backwards
Bro you should add like "time is money" or somenthimgš
Only me buying books about donald duck every week and like have over 100 books?
and then there's the crazed anarchist
W?
Like 6 hours of new dawn
This game slaps
@unreal echo my doctors appointment hasn't even been made yet
Bro I was dying yesterday
Why are you dying
?
Major heart pain 
Are you dying Frenchie
Maybe idek yet
go to doctor
I miss you already
My parents are making an appointment this Tuesday apparently
Mf be optimistic 
It's prob nothing
Worst case scenario it's a condition and I won't be able to do sports 
But it is becoming more frequent which is slightly concerning
Rip bro
Itās like
We can see his ghost now

I miss you
Ngl if I took like a week vacation y'all would assume I was dead
I already assume youāre just a reanimated corpse
Yeah I actually died last week
Hello
Hi
Server is less strict than expected
Hilarious
Wsg
thatās crazy
why havenāt you made it yet
my parents were making me order my own food and shi
Even then theyād probably make me go to the doctor alone
Food I think you can do at a young age
Something serious like a doctor though is different
Food? bros hungry
I am actually hungry rn lol
Same
Who
I finished watching it and it was amazing
@gentle oasis
Lmfaooo
I found out how to do it but
only got 5 robux
and got off
Yāall said i could get irl money
Whereās that at
I would also like to know
Ticket ty
@final night you're confusing
What
Nah
Yeah
Nah you know why

@near patrol this is him
Wha
Is this even nightmare
NO
Debatable
Wym
Honestly you could be anyone
I'm confused as to why you were red earlier and turned to blue
Messing with something 
So where tf is nightmare
Nah you gotta understand from my perspective
He has an a, I have an x
And your roles changed
So this is al
Why do you have staff
Yeah it's Al
Green you're making it more confusing 
Cus you were slow
Okay
Ban them all to avoid confusion 
Poor Frenchie
It's kfc
I agree
That's good to hear
He asked if you heard about his health lol
Gaymare
SUPPPP
Sup
That isnāt funny š
Sounded very funny to me
It's only been a week 



I said Steve Kerr's sons name and got timed out
Bots are back?
Idk
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I just said his name and it sounds like the n word so I got timed out for 3 hours
Don't even get me started on How dumb that word is.
yo chat
Hey @sage ingot, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
Lfg channels are dead I guess?
I once asked for someone who knew what they were doing, it's like they lined up to prove it...
Make a ticket in #šć¢supportļ¼report I'm sure it'll get cleared up
I did
My completionist ass loved sims 4 lol
@gentle oasis jinx please
PC or console? I had it console but the builds confused me..
Console, it was confusing asf the first few times I played it but I got used to it
what do u do in sims game
Make them suffer
ojk
What
Got it sorted
Can't ask for those here it'll lead to a mute possibly worse I forgot what they do for that
@sage ingot might wanna delete that
You might wanna give @final night his perms for that
He has perms
Now he does lol
Fuck you
Guns Nā Roses
Goes hard asf
Never listened to a bad song from them
Axl Rose is one of if not the best frontmen of all time
I was going to ask if they get banned for it or not that's all
bro goin through it 
Might just wanna say that 
Sorry
Yo in gta story mode I have got %100 but Iām still not getting the trophy for it, is there something I have to do additionally Iāve already reset my game numerous times
Bro i got donated 469 by 1 person
Oh just random ones
All i do is go on there and chill with friends and get donated š
i just put a pic of there and said fuck it
lol
Guys
This dude has the movements of a stick insect
I am utterly outraged at the thievery that is taking place at this reputable establishment
What
read that in a british accent
went to mcdonalds today to buy 6 million chicken nuggets but they only had 271k š

Levelling up
what level
ok thanks
You're welcome
I want to win
For the first time in my life i want to win
Ill use you to prove my power!
dies
hey chat

Nerd
The fuck is chat
Idek dude..

Meow
make me laugh
not fuuny
I found a hitman who charged $10000 for a bullet and i inquire his services asking āwhat if you missā he tells me he never misses so i tell him āgreat my wife has been cheating on me and i want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guys dick offā after 30 minutes of staring through their window i ask him āwhatās taking so longā and he tells me to be patient because he can save me $10000
If you wanna post selfies use a different channel
lol
Only good joke i know
Am I beautiful xx
You shouldnāt focus on whats outside as beauty is always represented best on the inside
But if i had to judge ide say you were a 4.5/10
more like 1.3
That's why you show your insides for maximum effect
I prefer to split their head so i can what they are thinking
On the regular web?
We need to be on the same page
Heās my coworker
Wtf
He just became a survivalist nutjob
Crazy
And got good at it
Guess you can put the term two sided to use
Are you sure heās not working with the feds
My wife wanted to split me in 2 so she could see whats inside of my heart
But sadly that was the guys job
Could be
Thats the only 2 kinds of hitmen
Cause no hitman says they are a hitman lol they stay anonymous
you should hire these guys
great at picking weeds
only 14 bucks an hour
Will they farm my weed and harvest it
probably
Bet
Are you good bro

What
haha
funny
you experience pain, hmmmm
no way anyone lives in new hampshire
bro got muted 
I'll see a ban in 5 minutes again
Been in this discord for 2 days and been muted like 3 times for stupid things and been removed for asking if modded accounts get banned on Xbox
Bricklayers don't pave roads
I know you
Got timed out for saying a guy's name early
You've been banned already 
They fully kicked me for that mod message
Waaaaa
I was trying to help you out man I was
Who did dawg
One of you mods
Bubba gotta be the most passive aggressive mf here
I also got a warning because my name has an _
hmm
Yeah wdym you mods
My boi goin through it out here
Bros even called moderated user
I wouldn't take that if I was you capit
Fr
Want me to say my first violation again
That's just uncalled for
Yea what was it
Shouldn't be an actual warning, just changed, you can even ask to get it changed to something without a special character that fits
Tisk tisk tisk gonna have to be a ban there
Y'all the most unhelpful mfs I've seen in my life
Which was?
He wasn't warned
It is just a user change
You tryna say my boi lying?
Ever hear about the ladder to success in heaven?
It leads to a guy named Cess
I donāt appreciate peoples that call my bois liars 
Now I'm on ech's side
If I had photo permission I'll show you
You mods gotta go
Boah hush up now
Letās stage a coup
Fuck the IRA

We need to revolt
Oo such a nice community helper role
Lets re-establish the soviet union
What if I take it

#šāmemesļ¼media must only be for smart people without perms.
Oh no please dont take it, it's the only thing I care about

šš
Why? heās only honoring his ācommunity terrorizerā role
I'm part time ch and full time Terrorizer
I swear if this guy thinks im not joking
@sage ingot
Gullible users
So am I �
Why are you t mod kfc
Literally @honest crag adding that full to fire 
Leave

He took a break
I'd definitely never do that
I'm offended
So can I get my username back now
Maybe
Nah you're taking the piss now
I went AWOL for month
$5
....

This is EA owned now
Rmt is allowed?
what's the point of removing mod then, just don't come online

W!
Why am I getting treated like I did a war crime here I said a guy's name got timed out and then a warning for a _
_ is the new Nazi salute apparently
I assume it's the same for us as well
Lemme add it then
Incase they pull some shit or forgot how to mod
That's just stupid
Policies and procedures section 2 of 2023 edition
You didn't get warned for the underscore
eternal-retired lost ch
Bro calling my boi a liar this shit is sad to see
Fucking dramatic
It was with another mod he told me to not use underscores in my name
Bro was ch? Since when?
You wanna see some of his warns?
Build a bridge and get over it
Hey @fallen elbow, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
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Your gf got a cock
He got the green ch. Then gagged about not needing to do anything and lost it.
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I don't see no warn
Oh so you mean a warn like
A message warn
What do you want your name to be
Not an actual warn
Ohhhh you mean gta helper? That's not ch lol
And I didn't even know you could get that revoked
Stop causing drama both of you @full apex @sage ingot
Smash 
????
Not an actual warning on the server just a message telling me to change my actual username
Ouch
Read my message I legit just cleared it up
When you realize you can change it yourself 
give 56 pebbles
Then stop adding drama to it
What do you want it to be, we can amend and move on
Actually
Can't until you reach a certain level
20 i think
Skill issue
This fucking reminds me of that aidain ohara kid
Fr
My Xbox gamertag Cobie25
Dude was annoying asf tbh
Aidain phara
Level 20 in a week.
Done
There
Took the wock to Poland
L he spells it with A
Now stop whining
Lol bro thinks Iām lasting that long
He still thinks he is in the right
Did you reply to yourself saying donāt be stupid 
I live rent free in his head
I love living rent free in heafs
What'd he do again? I barely remember if he got banned or left
Adding a side note. You get to level 20 in week if you avoid being too stupid.
Very true
was a drama queen attention seeking victim playing little bitch

Aināt nobody got time fo dat

Yeah I remember that part, did he do something to get banned or did he just leave?
Banned his ass
You seem like an alt
I had time for that.
Ok lol
I don't have time to make alts tho
He was harassing staff and starting drama in here
Blud thought he was apache or smth
Honest reaction
Wild
Logic is my bff...
So then anyone want to learn Steve Kerr's sons name
Whereās that other guy that was in here earlier he was a W
Fr
Stop
I'm telling you this right now
No
You know exactly what your implying
Bro ššššš
There's a dinosaur name that sounds like the n word and I'm completely convinced the dude that named it wanted to be funny
Are you really still on that?
Bro...
That was hours ago..
Itās a paid role
F
W
why did you send a verification bot to my dms
Kfc were you here when bubba got that
Pay for the privilege to be a total ass. Ok
It was a while ago
No permissions
._.
Give me photo permissions
Earn them
So if I donāt do this thingy in the 30 minutes it says, what happens
Just like us all pal
Itās pretty simple
He wasn't
Last time I tell ya. Which means it's no big deal...
#šāmemesļ¼media
I've made this chat memorable tonight
Not at all
I didn't need to earn image perms 
Youāll be forgotten so quickly
But I did earn my gif perms
This is the daily ain't nothing memorable about it
How? 
Finally a channel where I can be me
Just another troll looking to be infamous but falls short at forgettable

room temperature iq users are more than common here and they all blend in after a while
Who?

Man they below room temperature
@sage ingot
Wtf is that?
Don't tell me your college life
Ngl I could prob vanish for like 5 months and nobody would bat an eye lol
Yeah giving way too much credit @honest crag
Try again

That was miserable effort of a comeback
I had to walk down my halls and constantly be reminded, by pictures all on my walls and I couldnāt sleep at night cuz
That image burned in my brain of you on that table
Me falling across your body not able to stand to save you
I'd wonder where Frenchie went
Your mother is the best at having cumbacks
Youād be missed, be like whereās the other CH thatās not bubba
Every come back here is miserable
Omg if I said this in the other sever Iād get a 787 on my ass
Litterly everyone has a below room temperature iq in Celsius
Omg @wind trout I got a sub to his channel then linked to his discord!!
Frenchie!!
Bro I told green earlier I was like if I don't say anything for like a week I'm dead lol
Wild
That's me
If you were so smart you wouldn't be moderating a discord server š
ššæ
If I disappear for a week I'm dead
Literally or virtually
Because I was talking about my heart issues lol
You're the guys who steals the money from the hat in red dead aren't you?
Bro are you looking for drama?
You're so miserable at trolling
Just give up
Eminem is so fucking good bro
Litterly

I remember when I was 14
š
Every american white girl
Iāve heard so many stories of people sneaking his older albums and shit
š
Not mentally but that's okay though
Damn my bois getting an intervention I hate to see it
Your boi eh? 
Do I need to recommend you to my doctor I can fit you into the appointment 
If I could react to messages I would say 
But since I canāt
Iāll say

Johnny sins
Cobie being real quiet
Yes plz
why you tempting him š
Is he good? She?
Well shit I'll be back in a bit then
Now yāall just doing it on purpose
When he takes a virtual shit in here imma happily watch
I need a good doc. Tf you talking about?
My family doc ran during Covid. Left the country.
Wtf.
Ngl I don't even know I haven't gotten a checkup in a decade
We do be having a little mistakes 
If I'm not dead that means I'm good enough
no need for a check up
Bro is so relatable I could hug you rn
Some things are subtle...
When you reach.. 40?.. you need to practice assuming position.
For the checkup.
I'd rather die than get violated like that
There's a lot of positions I can do

Anyways
If I'm still alive Im not worth anything to anyone

get therapy
When I die I'm worth something
Stop being miserable
š
defo true for some staff members 
im bored

Greentop
Name 1 š

I got straight A
soo many more
Whatās their @ so I can let āem know you talkin shit
What university did you go to
Capit actually got a degree in quantum physics he turned down the call from harvard to moderate here

lol
Bros so humble fr
I got accepted everywhere... I turned them down to learn to live... 





