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Forgot about that show
Burrrh zombie sounds
But instead of burrrh itās booooring
Uncultured? I just don't know names... Didn't you have a real face before?
Yes my face
I know how they make the zombie sounds in walking dead

Bo Jackson better
Yes
Yes indeed it is funny
@plain rune blocked
Which is the point of it
Ong
whats the best business after nightclub and coca
No
Meth counterfeit
Meth
I'm saying if I had a kid named eternal and tmm was the dad/mom that would be my worst mistakes
No not counterfeit
bet thy
whats counterfeit
U make better money on import export
And acid lab if u do it right
Counterfeit cash
Me personally would just buy all mc businesses so you make more with nightclub
You donāt need that
Acid lab alone is pretty crazy
what do i need
Fr
Same
Equipment and staff boost production and sale prices.
i only have 500kš
A damn
I even stopped bothering with starting up MCs.. just not worth it.
yes but im too bad to finish dag quest they always caught me
Bruh
i try it again later
Watch a guide
Will show u a proper route to take
One that wonāt get u caught
okk
I need a coffee or something..
W
How abt some red bull
I came to the fact that red bull out of all the energy drinks I had is best
can someone pls tell how much gooods are added after one yohan mission
like in nighclub
1 crate
For random type
If u hav mor players u get mor crates
Kinda random isn't it?
Why are we GTA discussing here?
Stfu
I think one time I got a rare crate
is it worth it bro ?
Two friends, three people, one lobby, and you can trigger a business battle.
Crates for days
because its a gta server
What's #šāgta-discussion for?
Anytime
Debates
No
Boobs.
Agree
to discuss more serious topics like how to shut up sessanta kdj pavel
how to reduces lesters cut
How to shut Lester up...
Fu Lester!
If I knew someone like Lester irl Iād be so rich
nah u had me dead
I mean, rockstar alr did that, they donāt call anymor
You can't respawn irl bro...
Only txts
Ye he can
Nah just donāt die

Take the sneaky approach
doing missions is also annoying
Look in dms
Or have him setup the mc businesses irl


Itās literally the point of the game
ig people in real life dont have limited range to see
If no missions means no game
No media perms
i meant like why tf do they keep speaking shit
like they can maybe help us
do something
Sess and Kenny ye they need to get a room
Fr tho
but no they will sit behind in a room and keep talking shit
Keep flirting at eachother u mean
They
Need
A
Room
#šāmemesļ¼media or
#šøāgta-media for irl Lester?
A
Forgor
i dont care whatever they do they just need to shut the f up
poor guy š¦
U can curse here big man
i dont think i should
Fuck shit cunt ass
@analog heron You fool
Motherfucker!?
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Hello
U do u
Hey
Foolish indeed
Very
Crazy was gonna buy a ps5 after I move still might
I keep getting told inflation is a myth.
Nah get Xbox, game pass is filled w shit
bro ps is expensive itself
And soon cod franchise will be there too
Already have one
Gud
But getting ps5 cause friends are on it
Hm
Loyalty is what matters after all

bad joke
I got my PS4 brand new 150$ from a guy who bought it and didn't want it. Probably going to school or something.
Yk i be the monopoly champ up in dis bitch
Not a joke
Gave me a nice headset too
getting dark
150 bucks for a brand new ps? What year was dat??
nah he need to go to mental hospital
Few years ago, I forget.
Good deal
Those deals don't last long.@simple iron
Damn
Like my last relationship
I had my notifications on and I jumped on it.
XDDDD
hi guys i have a question, if i stay afk online without havin a CEO/MC active, will my nightclub produce products?
Yes
Iām sure some drug addict who has one would sell it for cheap
Or steal it.
tyy
š
Ffs
Can they be traced?
Autocorrect
It has a MAC built-in right?
I wanna toss my phone like a boomerang hitting apple ceo and coming back
Idk i donāt know a lot about ps
So if you remember or track your serial codes, you could potentially trace and reclaim it.
MAC is a code built into the devices.
It's how one would block someone's device from their network.
PlayStation, cellphones, tablet, PC whatever.
Iām ngl your the only person Iāve seen with it pronouns
You broke yourself?
Guy? Girl? Whatever. I broke it.
I identify as a white African American lesbian straight female
ZAZA 2??????? @simple iron wanna explain?
Just like how diamonds have serial numbers in them if you steal some you have to recut them
I should be zaza 1
Iām superior
No
U never gon be as Gud as my man zaza @simple iron
I got 3 Brokie
Only 3k?
I got a box of bands broke ass Mf
I have a job you know and a side hustles
How much bank you got
Homie out here grinding fo dat bread
5grand and 1k in savings
Damn
No investments?
Thereās nothing to really invest into rn
D'you hear about how diamonds were privatized or something, and wedding rings was a sales ploy?
The only traditional thing about a diamond ring is company adds... š
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Start dropshipping
Iād invest in real estate get rental properties and flip houses and buy business
U would
thatās what my parents did
just buy gold
gold is best
Fax
my grandpa is a collector
That's what my rocket scientist landlord did..
Just make sure to screen your renters..
nah not as collector just as form of money
Oh
Gold isnāt easy to find it donāt grow on trees
i said for this
Interestingly enough. I invest in thought.
the value of anythin can go down but never for gold
Pretty sure it's used in satellites..
It's incredibly conductive, good for circuitry
Iād actually buy gold but idk where I would buy it
You'd be lucky to get it pure too.
I want gold bullion fr
Geckos man.
Lol
Already thinking about buying a new one 
Itās a leaf tailed gecko very cool
lol
I hate spiders also
spider phobia
Heights?
acrophobia
No Iād enjoy the view if I was very high up
Why man
I told my name
For meth receipt
When?
Bro forgot
I see
I don't remember your name 
Itās Aiden
Damn š
Fr
Aiden Pearce?
No
Thatās a watch dogs moment right there
Oh
Ass licker
Nah
hey paul
thatās his name
What
Yeah
okay paul
You muted me
so it worked i see
wait paul on meth now
What
NO!
YES!
Yeah you did
no
Apparently I can't do meth no more
paul on AI
So crack it is
Wow
Hey Paul
Hey Allen
Nah paul
Hope you like this
Paul thatās rude
Paul!!!!
Because paul
Hello
sup?
What
kont
ich bin niet scheel
hi chat
A modder gave me 80k
in what
Whatās the meta for cayo? Is it still the kosatka approach
I assume GTA considering it's a gta server
For duo
Yeah for duo
Okay
Solo is longfin last time I checked
Yeah
Duo is mandatory with 3 gold, in some cases 2 gold and a painting if your airstrip loot isn't well
I now have an Xbox and Idk how to change my system to be on pc and do I have Xbox chat
u cant
je ruikt naar poep
Oh ok well I have gta downloading rn
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im giving out 1m for 5$
Are you dumb
why
Yes you are
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bro im am smal child i cant get big boy job i have to resort to giving other people with less time things that take alot of time
How old are you?
Thatās a lie bro you just said you are a small child
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and why/how
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i need cahs
Seriously tho how old are you I know you not 18
23 i think
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12?
12.5?
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no
13?
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maybe
Why is there a discussion on someones age like every day š
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if you are above 13 you can get a job bro
17
not in my state
Where you at?
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not tellin
bro everyone knows where I live my real name and age
Imagine not knowing how to drive
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Bro you are 12
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can we just stop arguing
Alaska
and maybe take my offer
What was your offer
hmmmm
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@sharp field will
i will take any land available in Alaska
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rat
goose
Blud you getting banned thatās against tos
amazing
im naming anamil tho
anamil?
whats wrong with rat
Nah bro
guys its an anamil
yes
i love anamils
agree
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Animals
what do you mean
Can you ban @lavish flame
Why
selling gta money for real money
nah its anamils @lavish flame said so
thats against tos why would i
I have proof
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also i dont need cash lol
nice photoshop
I guess I gotta ban him
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wait
itās not photoshop bro
what do you do with soccor
First day of McDonaldās success
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Against tos fr
Yeah
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Selling cheats is against TOS
hmmmm
Yeah it was a lil stressful but thanks brotha
Make some money buy couple vending machines find some places to put the machines in hospitals and make good cash
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No
Iād be a good mod fr
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Hmm thatās actually smart I mean I kinda already got my own detailing business so ima just buy ads n advertise on Facebook offer up etc
Bruh people be asking for refills like crazy
Itās so repetitive š
I do it but make sure you donāt buy broken ones and donāt hire anyone to restock the machines unless you trust them
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N big ass orders are confusing which I had a lil help thankfully
Yuhhh facts cuz rn Iām js doing it from my backyard
N I been doin friends and family cars
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Also In case you stumble across drug money you can easily launder it with vending machines 
smart
Lmaoo bettt
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Is it actually profitable bro?
Like vending machines
Appreciate it brotha š¤š¼
So are you
Keep your head up
in a populated place yes
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cool
My life is to become like Pablo Escobar
that would be an amazing life
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My life is to live in Alaska forever
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What
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so cute
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Guys guess what
Well you see I wonāt be exactly like Pablo Iām just here to make money and not hurt anyone
use moose to intimidate the cashier
Blessed again green?
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Chicken butt
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If i make billions will donate to the poor
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if cashier tries to stop me my moose will kill him
solid plan
actually i will bring 4 of them
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Did you show Runic?
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Hello
Alaska is perfect in every way
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Must be cold asf tho š„¶
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who is that
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It sure must take a long while to get used to the cold
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How long you been living in Alaska?
i dont live there YET i want to as soon as i can
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yah
i went on a trip to a bunch of states
florida, new york, texas and Alaska
That's cool
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I would actually like to go visit texas someday
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depends on where you live before you move ig
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lol
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Fart
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why does that look like someone sticking the middle finger with the last star lmao
HEY
It's the big Dipper
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Isn't that how all flags and countries are born? 

hi chat
Ive never wanted much in life and ive never sought a reason for one
Truth is i cant rly understand the concept of wanting to live
my friend cheated of me in the test
Is that Christian Ronalds
nah
Did he copy word for word?
they not gonna fail
nah he didnt
My job is to take money from the wealthy and make them more wealthy
and i got 31 out of 35 in my health test
Good cause if he did and the teacher notices that you both have the same exact words that gets you caught
hes not dumb he told me that
we have a mini day tommorrow
āHeās not dumbā cheats on test
When you cheat on a test you always gotta make sure to get atleast 1-2 wrong on purpose to not be suspicious
ā
The test was on paper
idk why
Nah fr tho our teachers be giving tests on ap classroom and you can always find the exact answers on a quizlet by googling a question
itās very easy to cheat I did in school but only for math
my teacher said i can use calculator on test but not quiz
and im not good at fractions
i needed a calculator for that
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Fractions are easy bro fr
not for me
What do you struggle with
If youāre adding fractions then the bottom number gotta be the same
add, subtracting, division, and multiplaction
With adding and subtracting the bottom number gotta be the same
the whole thing
I'm sorry but is green helping with math homework
i need help with my math HW
That's hilarious
I will help
ill send the question in gta media
My phone has this crack in it now
I pointed at my TV with my phone and somehow let go of it
ok
@small needle I'm goated at math I'll do the whole thing fr
IM BETTERšš
Nahhhhhh
i cant send the whole question it wont fit
Wdym it wonāt fit
what do u need to see better
I need to see the x axis man š
i sent it
Anyone know a good xbox game to play?
Playing fallen order rn, I'd recommend if you've seen star wars
Np 
Guess what
forza
?ban
Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
Nooo
Fuck off that got me for a second
me too š
@small needle that was wrong
smarter than me
why u calling him that
Thatās how firefly talks to him
Huh
This command requires Ticket Tool Premium Premium! Upgrade now to get access to these features!
Can't open a ticket
@small needle i can't report self promo bc of that):
- its a server against discord tos š
just cuz he muslim
Jalal you are stupid
No he's Muslim
Is it that daniel guy ? I got a DM too š and sucks that we can't open a ticket
why u hate him
Wtf
Ok
Gay Hermetic @mellow cipher
Gay Horse Fucker @mellow cipher
Zoophile @mellow cipher
Thinking about buying a laundromat cash flow is 45k asking price is 90k but I can put a down payment
Yeah. Reported him to discord instead lol
Works too
Its against discord tos so š
wild how you can say a blacklisted word
i mean it's blacklisted because people used to use it as an insult but you weren't using it as an insult so i think it was fine lmao
Hi
yeah... sooo... I don't wanna pay $6 a month to report a singular discord scammer, or rather i'm unable to pay $6 a month. How else am I able to report one?
What
so.... the bot won't let me open a ticket without paying a $6/mo subscription fee. I've got screenshots from a discord scammer throwing out invites to a scam discord (I get it way too often so I know that it's one and I get it from multiple users from multiple discords we have in common.) This time they shared this server in common so I wanted to let the mods know so that other people from this server hopefully won't get them.
Wait really?
yerp
Can you send a screenshot in my DMs or #šāmemesļ¼media
Of the error youāre getting
im curious as well
^
Blind ass mod lmao
Shut up
mind if I send you the scammer screenshot with unique ID in DMs though?
I mean you are blind
Iām helping this kid with his hw my bad
Helps when there are multiple people i guess xD
Yeah
That daniel guy sent it to u also 
nope. Mark
Something is stuck in my head
Someone else sent that
It wonāt leave
that is what my mom does
should i buy weed business if i have cocaine and meth
weed sucks
i dont have weed or lsd
dont waste money on it
hmm
Unless ur rich
get the nighclub
i got nightclub i need one more business for all workers
ohh nvm i didnt setup my bunker for it
I only bought businesses for nightclub
god is good 
Large p?
@small needle thanks for the help
Damn
Ok cow
u muslim
Hey guys and gals, is there a channel or correct spot to post looking for people to help with business delivery runs?
@final wave Hey, please go to #šroles and select your platform, then you will get access to looking for group chats.
I'm not Muslim, but my gf is. Love my Muslim brothers and sisters. Maybe we can play together on GTA sometime.
ur saying ur GF is muslim
musllims cant date
anyone getting Dm from AmateurAmberParrotfish
#8334?
no
Okay. Good luck finding friend.
Sure. I'll help.
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they dm this to joining their server or some shit
Found it, thanks all.
@placid tulip r u sure ur gf is muslim
Mf this is an old ass meme lmao
how good is the armored paragon r
Mid
yoooo i kinda need help
Lfg channels if need help in da game
i went their how i find the server tho?

I mean what did you expect from a free car
That shit is busted in missions
Op af
So easy to pop heads with that thing
Until Doomsday NPC's aimbot you with an rpg
The rescue agent 14 DD mission is so ez with the Kuruma
Only 2 NPCs have rpg, and that too on the khanjali setup after you grab the tank
Don't think there's other NPCs with rpgs
wait was it ever on any of the websites before
The normal paragon r was
But the armoured one was always available from the penthouse missions
oh cause i wanna get another one
kuruma better
Nah that's only 1 per character
Unless Rockstar makes it a podium vehicle
Yeah that's the mission I got fucked up on lmao
I remember the paragon armored being the podium car in 2020
Ah damn
bro has good memory
Tbf wasn't really trying for CMM and that was the mission I died on
Couldnāt be me
You could have got into the tank
When I get my pc when I move states we gotta play sometime Wooddrow
Sure thing
A smart person would think so
Apparently I decided not to think about that and wanted to zoom around
Ah rip
Did you find DD CMM to be pretty damn easy when you did it?
I did do that 8/9 times so yeah it was easy for me
The very first one was 2 manned, we did it in 2 days, rather 2 sitting, act 1 and 2 on day 1 and 3 on day 2
Hardest thing is remembering to get armour before each finalie
Can anybody b2b cayos on ps4
I have OCD, so I always fill up my snacks and armor after every mission
And always buy max ammo
My ammo never dips below 500 rounds from max idk why I always have the need to buy max ammo

8k rounds is crazy tho
At this point it's muscle memory for me to buy all ammo
It's 9999 tho, if you have max stat
Idk who is running out of ammo with that much
Crazy amount
Then you get 200 rounds of ammo if you decide to get a different ammo type smh
Bro I need help in heist
hey guys does any one know my grand rp launcher is not opening it says connecting then automatically turned off
Yeah that's just ass
Hey @gleaming lintel, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc
I never use special ammo, except for explosive shotgun
Bro can you help me
Use lfg
No one uses that as it's pretty much dead
too bad
Go to lfg as mentioned above
Use lfg
This is not the place
Ok
):
You didn't need to say that yk, that's wasnt very nice
People don't listen
Stop crying
I was saying ty
You didn't ik, but still I wanted to help out
*average discorder
ok
I don't thank people a lot
And you've thanked me ?
People don't listen typically if it's just one person saying it
I said thank you my mini ch
Is that not saying thank you
Why the "mini ch"
You could just say me eternal smh
Remember that guy in gta discussion who we had to lfg like 3/4 times
it's an endearing term
He literally ignored the messages
Bro
It does my head in so much
Bro reacted for a brief moment
I meant to reply and reacted instead š¤”

I am quite mentally challenged okay
I know lfgs are dead but still, people on discord are a different breed
Each day I open this server the lower my iq gets
Been that way for me since 2021
Lfgs wouldn't be dead if people used them instead of going in to non lfg chats
I think he is banned by now, but there was a guy called "arnab"
I've been on discord since 2018 and it keeps getting worse and worse I swear
Idk why people lack a basic perception of stuff, just read the channel description and it will make sense
But none do that
All you gotta do is look at #šserver-info or anything similar on other servers and you're golden
Precisely
People just don't have any idea about anything nowadays
The bottom of the barrel seems to congregate here tho
That's so true
Political
Please refrain from saying racial slurs.
I am really sorry forgive my life š
hi
Sup
hi
Bogdan b2b ps4 hmu
Not here, go to lfg channels
Good job mini ch
Lol why do y'all call him that
Lmao
Man fu
he thinks he's going to get ch šš¤£
Don't need it 
you are in denial
Tf is this
That's right you want it
You think it 
And I know it
I call her cappuccino
tell em to bring out the whole ocean
Anybody need a comb?
call me asparagus
What a beautiful day
have you ever played rugby?
No why ?
tell em to bring out the lobster
??
Yes
It isn't
I know itās heartbreaking but itās actually roadblocks š
my childhood is ruined
@hollow slate call me tangerine
š¤£š¤£š¤£
roses are red, huh violets are blue šŗ
Letās go golfing
Letās go bowling
Bro downloaded the meme that i screenshotted from a youtube community post š
š
lets go to the beach

did yall see the moon tonight?
Itās hella bright
it literally lights up the entire sky
and the clouds
it makes it look so heavenly ya know
doesnāt even look real
Thatās cool
yeah itās supposed to be a āsuper blue moonā that isnāt going to happen again until 2037
Damn
Bro bought moon 2
Kinda wanna get a telescope and look at it
it was so bright it felt like i was staring at a light bulb
Is this even real buddy ?
That is some type of photography my dude
Oh hey the clouds finally cleared up
doesnāt look at good without the clouds
still very bright though
Your POV must be so good
It looked better with the clouds
yes it looks better in person
Post it in photo flex

