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The fuck
Same
Stay away from cans
Yeah they make it stupidly hard
I loveeee canned food fr
So u start the sessions when ur 18?
Better overcook then 
Chicken noodle soup
Yeah but depends if I even have funds at time
Oh damn
Green make a sandwich ffs
Go home rq
Sure they don't mind
Home is 15 minutes away and on a 30 minute break that’s not feasible
Ngl being real my family doesn't really even have funds to be able to run computers full time well mostly my dad I dont get PC at my mom's but still I trying to not be on PC as much to lower cost
Wild
That must suck
Atleast there wasn't a "do" between always and speed
Nah green gotta be on something
He's on some green drugs
Green is probably on speed
Man spoke to @simple iron personally
Speed is nickname for a drug i think
Yes
I getting really better hacking the fingerprint now
I want what he's having
Bro got sick on beans...
For what
Which one
Beans are nasty
No
Fr
Cayo
I don't like beans
Nice do it in 30 seconds
That's easy
that shii easy as hell
I know
Al
I can actually do like 45 lol
Uber
Prob 50 haven't done it in a while
Slow ass
Do you not know The trick to do it fast?
I got like 2.5 and I'm doing solo session
Basically I am lucky in my situation as puberty hasn't hit me like a punch like it has with people at my school younger than me I might add
Mf 
People in my year have facial hair
I got the proof
I don't
Did you go to the doctor @wind trout
@river bison add me a friend
You're a girl facial hair doesn't exist
Wild
I literally look like I'm 8 and I have the hight of an 10 year old
U got lucky fr
Not yet
I'm not a girl
Wild
Biologicaly I'm male
I've got sideburns idk how I feel about it
Girls do get facial hair they're just not that visible
I’m bald
I lucked out in that department
Same
Yep
Got a mustache coming in 
Lumberjack fucking when amirite
I have people telling me I look like a taller than average 8-9 year olf
Would you believe me if I said I'm a male?

Unless you get close enough, or that odd girl who bleaches.
I'm like 4'11
💀
Nah
No
Rip
I'm 4'11-5'1 ish
Bros a keebler elf
you're jelous after you shaved 
That's not so bad
brooooo is short as hell
I know a girl whose 4'9 and broooooo
A month and it's back.. but It does feel like I lost ten pounds.
I'm like 5th shortest in my year
What has this chat become lol
mf im 14 too and im almost 5'7
My chin is oddly stiff and non poofy 
Rip
Ngl I think the last time I went to the doctor they fucked up my height
Mods why is my name like that
you'll get used to it
I am 5’11 still growing
No idea
Told me I was 5'8 when I'm clearly 5'10 
2 inches?
Please change it mods thank you
That’s pretty big
im sure it ain't that obvious
I must say
damn

My dad was same hight I am now at my age and now he's 6'2
I'm stood next to a dude whose 5'10 and we're same height
Nøx was moderated too
W mods
Bro my dad is 6’4 
Now you'll be 6'2 by the time ur his age
Changed it to bred cus of the font
We trust mods
Bet
He's 51
A few years older than mine
And mine is probably 5'10
Or 5'11
Can't wait for the day I'm taller than my dad 
Wow
me too
im catching up
I thought that too.
Never happen....
My mums side has the tall genes 
me too but in my dads side
Al I've just had another midnight idea
My mom had the short gene lol
What
Get the reduced labels at Tesco and print one for any iteam
one of my dad's relatives came to our house to give him something and he almost is able to touch the end of the door
super high
tall
Would it work though 
Maybe
He's probably 6'4
@near patrol I have very important information to tell you
Al I think I'm having early signs of a cold or smth
Once u try it lmk
If bed bugs live in beds where do you think cockroaches live
Green tea
?
On your cock duh
My mom's side are all 6 foot or more.. except my mom and her one sister.
The eldest and the youngest are over 6. The eldest's daughter and my brother too..
It's embarrassing... 5'11" and I'm short..
Wtf
Wild
If you got a cold make green tea
Guess by the name
Y'all know the word bed looks like a bed
I don’t like tea
Ginger.
Add a few teaspoons of sugar to it
Yeah
We don't have green tea
We know
Rip
bed 🛌
We got lemon and ginger tea
Make ginger tea
Wild

The d is the end of the bed
I'm scared I'll fall down the stairs, my balance rn is so off
I'm very wobbly
Skill issue
So be unwobbly
Sit on the stairs and go down one by one
Problem solved 
Good ideas
How you gonna go back up
Yeah
Do I reverse
Crawl up the stairs
Wild
Or just build a elevator in your house
Wow

You actually said something smart for the first time
Wow
@plain rune
Bro's been in exclusive I guarantee it
New achievement

Fr
Bro's a saint
Bro a noob
Wild
Hi
Damn
How is everyone doing today?
@upper fractal
@upper fractal make me a sandwich
Did anyone clarify if the bot has a gender cause if it's one of the two this is gonna be awkward
Where's the 14 day mutes my guy
Sleepy
Cheeseburger inflatable
Why
I see
This
Only got a 7 day mute 😔
I am so smart I just put my finger in boiling water
fuck_______you69#0 was muted. | No reason given.
Amateur
IQ 1010
@simple iron speak or gay dms don't count
Wildddd
Damn
fuck_______you69#0 was unmuted. | No reason given.

I'm waiting for the day someone gets joke muted then the bot goes down
Al
Gonna be funny asf
Said dms don't count
Same

?mute @upper fractal 5m
That user is a mod/admin, I can't do that.
Wild lol
A bot trying to mute a bot interesting
Al I don't have you added for some reason
Technically if the bot was hacked they'd have power over so many servers 
سلام
Hi
Rip
Shush
No 
Okay
Don’t do it
DONT
My brain hurts
I will call April
I'm thinking
fuck_______you69#0 was muted. | No reason given.
Oh

?unmute @simple iron
I can't unmute fuck_______you69#0, they aren't muted.
Bro got put in time out
Al can you mute me for 1827 hrs
@simple iron what did you learn
Let me see
Always make fun on Al 
Fr
He learnt how to do drugs
@near patrol imagine not being 6ft
Fr
What a loser that guy
U aren't either
5ft is 5ft
So fuck off
No I will not

@near patrol accept my request rn
Sadly no
Accidentally declined it 

Goodnight
Mf it says PENDING
Sent ya one
Good 
Added
He’s missing the hat 
That's not the same one lol
not my cat sadly
Noice
gonna miss this house fr
I haven't moved since 2016
We moving to the suburbs of Philadelphia called exton pa they are buying lot of land and then building the house
My phone number consists of 4 numbers 


Give
Never 
What if he exploded
Faggio
Really?
Yes
what if my balls already exploded
Then it'll pass it down
You can if you want it
is someone here lets say a mõđďéŕ i need cash
Anyone single
😂😂 u a boy
No
how old r u
Near in th
i need moóóððeers
How old are you
to play with
Daddy
i aint tellin😏
I need someone for a heist i only need 1.5 mil
Teen ot th
Hello people
Hello
teen
I need someone for a heist i only need 1.5 mil
wha abt u
Hi Turtule
Teen but soon th
now its pissing watermelon but oh well
Cheese
subway
@rustic flax
@rustic flax the cooler sweet tooth is the clown from twisted metal

🥙
burger
Keep that information in your ass
my gif didn’t fail
went through for me
me too
@deft vector just got sum new balance 990v5’s W or L?
Runic did my gifs go through for you
The Wi-Fi gif also went through for me
yes
What are your guys MBPS/GBPS?
that just means @rustic flax wifi is ass
@sharp field are you playing mw tonight
TBPS
How old are you guys?
no
we could
I don't talk to ◼️ people much cuz there mind is upside like yours
I'm actually in the pbps

RACIST
Ok
you’re a racist
Mild racism
Is the thirstiest time of the year
sweetooth
No donut 🍩
why r u hidin from me😔😔
Want a sprite cranberry
I feel racially motivated
bro just has one query
Gif embeded 😭
I mean bread
Thanks
Ur coming for me
noooo
yw 🫡
wild

@sharp field do you wanna see a picture of my cat
No spam
sure
This my cat
bros white
average joe
donkay wtf
i’m talking about the cat bro
So if the rule in Minecraft is to never dig down what about irl
Damn
air_lords#0 was muted. | No reason given.
Boy or girl?
like doing nothing
Boy
How far down?
barely paying attention to discord
Year or two?
Wtf, 7 hours on monopoly
About a year yeah
this is a really comp game
So if I dig on the other side of earth and fall through would that take me to space
Bro's buying up new york
how’s it doing @copper sinew
😭 my baby used to look like that.. then she hit three and got fat
Bro has a baby 🙏
It's doing wonders. I was hungry..
Dude my grandma had this cat that to have weighed at least 25 pounds
i’m talking about you
Mf was fat asf
hi daddy
Oh Yeah! I forgot all men were pigs 
wild
All cops
nah i dont like wild 😉
wtf is that
it’s bacon
Bro likes it at library quiet level
Bacon
...
Wait I lied it’s human
it’s bacon
Bro doesn’t like bacon 
Lol. I love it when a person forgets they're mammal 
Crazy..
I got a nice picture of my baby brother that I fucking love
its the worst thing i have ever seen in my life after shakesphere
🧐
Hey everyone
Look in the mirror that’s worse
you remind me of a dream i never had
Anyone here plays on Xbox?
no
Hey @half hare, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
Yo
nah its good
Yo
Huh
you not good bro
Huh
what should that mean ?
😦
It means what it means


it means nothing then

I’m gonna buy some fish
wait
maybe a shark
why shark buy megaladon
.
He don’t exist anymore like your dad 🙏
hmm good for u your dad exists
i am here
🙂
@wind trout
Bro is angry at you
@simple iron are you the og ZaZa
Yes
Is that yours
Sis
Yeah. My baby
i missed you

Who did it better
left one
Fuck
Garfield
How old are you
56
Wild

It is
yeah to wild
It was a bet with my freind and I lost
The temptation to bully is wild
I have proof
Damn do I wanna do it but I'm not
okay giv
Don't bully. Just make fun 
Basically my form of bullying 
dont make fun just react
If you need any tips on how to launder dirty cash I’m here 
It might not be there it’s a popular chat in that server so might not be there tbh
i need
How to clean cash

No
they only do that to make the money look like it was used
you are right now do practical and show us
Damn
In any case @dusky dove your mom and sister look rlly close in that PFP 
My tables have been turned
Wild
ti wanted to share gif
Can someone money drop me
bro i didnt mean to share link
@sullen crest would love to
Can someone money drop me
It's cause he has the perms
ik sharing link will get me muted
Simple just start a laundromat or any cash based business mix in small amounts of dirty money into the clean cash and add to a offshore account buy assets like real estate gold silver etc and boom

walt_man11#4050 was banned. | tos breach

Wild
huh
Yw btw

Leveling issues.

For that's cash
What
nothing
Could I have asked him for 300$ and offered him 50$ back?
Seemed fair.
Lol
to fair to exist
thats ]what happens to money of tax payer
Don’t pay them 
its not voluntary 🙂
I fucking hate san Andreas plat
Bro is still trying
The game is good
i hate Andrew tate
Just horrible for plat
I didn't think I worked enough to claim taxes.. for 7yrs.. the money I got sustained me for almost a year 
Bro literally popped up out of nowhere and became famous
get your name on plate it will be more horrible
Let's not bring that up
God loves you all
nah bro
No need for drama
He was a big brother UK..
Meth
He was the son of a chess winner..
lol
okay
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hi lol
That's an entrance
indeed
Snowflake alert
and thanks lol
Hide the hair Dryers!!
huh
Nawww melt them
no need to hide from andrew tate
Bring Out the Hair Dryers!!

hi chat

@unreal echo wanna play mw2
@gaunt nova
on rn
Sowwy🥺
I’m on too
Rip
when

now bro
Join the party boy
wait who are you playing with?
wait we might have to join a vc
@lusty atlas
Why
bc donkay is psn
Imagine being on shit box

who is bro
Me bro
@swift umbra your my witness to the mod aboose
in every way
these randoms getting out of hand bro
my guy is not a random😭🙏
I used to think that was so cool..
Blud
wait
Who got Spotify premium
☠️
depends on what you listening to
Is bro good?
☠️
😭
Very very strongest soundtrack
Depends what music you wanna listen to
I got a country playlist
And a rap/phonk one
he does fr
Jewel inv me to ur game
She/Her
Jew just called you a he
she is a girl
Maybe SHE forgot.
needs a bud light brand deal
😂
capit have you ever caught one of em big ole bucks
Shot
weird
Very
Wait @lusty atlas you got multiplayer right?
Blud I don’t have mw I ain’t paying for that
You clean em and use em too?
Or... 
crzy
Took off the feathers n skin. Breaded em and fried em
I ain’t paying 60$ for a game I’ll play twice a year
Just gotta look out for the bird shot pelets in the meat
Nice 
Alr give me a min
I wouldn't spend a penny on another cod
Fuck Activision
Amuse Bouches
Bro why we on quads
?
can i turn u into bacon @lusty atlas
I just clicked one randomly
Hold on doin sum
Or is donkay joining too
It's french for appetizer, but literally it means "something that plays with your mouth"

Take ur time bb
Ayo
I don’t think donkay plays warzone
What does biffle mean then nox?
Amuse Bouches.

Biffle?
sturdy
Ok
thanks
Urban dictionary says it comes from BFFL..
Best friend fo life 
Jewel tf u doin
you playin warzone with us or no
cheesecake
i’ll see
lie
if i was gonna lie i’d just say wait
Send a pic
I'll send you my address, you send me a piece.
say less
@unreal echo why Blud sound like that

Can anyone help me like my game just quit on startup
Wild
This song fire
@lavish flame hi
@deft kindle who are you


Prob shouldn't put a phone number here
@unreal echo get better
Hey guys I’m new here and you stink

But I just showered 
proof?

It's all gone
You don't wanna see what's left bro..
bro got a mowhawk
I had that when I was a kid
Naw. I got the beard but no hair. It's easier to shave everything.
bro got andrew tate prison treatment
But I had to put a bandana around my chin.. it's oddly cold.
Andrew Tate was trying out the Nox look
Wear a balacava
Doesnt look gr8 in prison tho..

Tate.
Ik

If you gonna commit a crime don’t get caught fr
Me a few hours ago.
Me a month from now.
If your gonna commit a crime take hostages so the police cant approach you without risking everything
Hello vsauce. Michael here
Uh
I thought that's what GTA is all about.
so @lusty atlas it may be like 5 minutes…
It's a good look 

hey
i’m making a taco

Shave the beard and become johnny sins
yes become a
doctor
astronaut
teacher
pastor
nurse
From the microwave?
@unreal echo what is Blud doin
Dont forget that time he was a professional porn actor
I did that today actually... I've been letting it go for almost a year... But my moustache has been getting first dibs on all my drinks... It was time for it to go.
In the microwave?
he was just a gynecologist not a porn actor
Wait my doctor name is Johnny sins and my mom visits him every week
Is that where I know her from!?
Air fryers are just the adult version of easy bake ovens
Looks good
Maybe
She looks good tbh

Send a pic
making a taco
i will when it’s done
Yo I have work tmrw
I did not know that I just got the reminder
8
If u hurry up we can do 1 more game
alr 2 minutes 🙏
Bet
💀
Did something sh*t on the plate wtf
Absolutely wild
U shouldnt eat that sauce then
Nah that rice looks fire
i swear these type of foods be the ones that hit hard although they dont look that good
Ya they hit ur heart and next thing u know u in hospital and in debt
Oh yea fs
hospital puts you in debt only in america
ONG
Well ya 😅
You're Canadian right?
Here in America, some people rather die than live the rest of their life in debt.
I havnt travelled so I didn't know in my country it would be like $200 only
it’s literally cheaper to go canada and enter a hospital
Well I am in asia
Heart? Bro heart issues go so hard
I should know
Is that why you exercise your cardio so much?
Yea
Nah I do the cardio just for the fun of it
-_- some one gonna eat cause they emo and ki// themself
Fair
Pp
You know what chocolate Smarties are?
If it turns out I do have a heart problem I would NOT be allowed to bike the distances I'm allowed to rn lol
Can't imagine 20 miles would be good on an injured heart 
Stubborn people do crazy things.
Hmm is it bad I eat abt I would say 500gram sugar everyday ?
Yea
@unreal echo say it back
Say it back
YOU LEFT
Wtf
I PRESSED IT AT THE SAME TIME
Relationship issues amirite
youd be morbidly obese from just 100 grams
Bro I said I love u and u just 🚪

😭😭
Bro
@unreal echo ban him
Meh 😑
I've got no sweet clue about what I eat man
There were over 9 players on the roulette table i was on
Wild
Holy fu king damn
anything for you
Idid so much math i feel high
Jewels we gotta win one game before school starts again
Jewelz would never
i wouldn’t?
we def should
Well I just put straight sugar in my mouth a spoon like every hour or so 🤣
damn bro you should be a mod
I know your ass is not talking 
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