#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Bluds tummy hurts
But man I was puking like crazy yesterday
I puked a little blood as well it was epic sauce
Damn boi
Should’ve put it on your hamburger call it ketchup
Your tummy tho
Green got poisoned
Basically
Damn
I puked 10 times yesterday
True
Gws ig
somone to play gta in 10 min???
No

Hey @onyx sonnet, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
Yo chat is this real
no wayyyyyyy
don t be mean
Your stomach was on its period
It's a hallucination
@near patrol i forogt which ticket to open to do a gw
Support
Server support
Yo mods fact check this
Lil Nas X
Yes
Lil nas x had super nasty lil nas sex
wow
Me after I ate my French toast today
^
Finally some1 gets it
My 2 favourite characters
I combined they're name and called my self that
Thankyou frank
Bro I covered wars ya know
lowkey miss dead rising
What's yall fav dead rising
Off the record or the first one
Mine is dead rising 2 off the record
Just cause Frank
Marry me
Literal childhood
True I'm on ps5
I used to play otr on my uncles ps3
The only Dr he had
Dead rising 2 OTR is on PlayStation
Ik I'm talking bout 3😔
I have every dr game except for 3
My 360 was full of games
I don't think
Tons
What even happened to lil Nas X
I would show pics from my otr gameplay but I can't send pics here
Looks like he's pregnant
He's tryna show of how many pp he has
nu uh it's not really you
I ain't no yellow belly chicken but
I was looking 4 it hahahaha
I still can't believe the rdr1 port 😤
Everyone thought it was a remake lol
Same here
It should've been tbh
How bad do u want it to be
Rockstar: yes
They just make things worse
Tru
Oh you want a X3? Here's a 1.5 on documentary forge.
Rockstars honest reaction to the backlash
^
I wish I can send pics in this channel😤
You Vs Me
Wait I just searched u up Nas and you ain't pregnant no more.
So if you're not him
Who are you
Where da fuc is da baby💀
In ma belly
I didn't have money
Brokie
I didn't want your money 
Dababy got that chef attire
Bruh I wanna go back to my mom's house to play dead rising or rdr or gta or sum
anyone on pc wanna go on call im bored
lol
I don't have a phone to call you

on pc
My parents divorced and I live with her but I stay w my dad on the weekend
Bro same
Hi
sick life story
FR
Bro is me in a different body.
Fr
yk
ur pfp look like my grndad
Fr?! Ain't no way😂
LOL
I am your grandad
Grandaddy
Loooool
Uh oh
I hate gingers (im dyslexic)
so close but so far
Bro slim shady on god
I'm sorry bad joke💀
Don't rearrange any of the words I beg
Lol
West from frank west john from john marston🫨
You could make John your dad in GTA online
Yeah I do need a dad
He is and my characters name is Frank marston🗿
I alr got a mommy (Agatha baker)
I did random because the others looked odd

Abigail🔛🔝
who the Frick is that
John's wife in rdr
What about Agatha
Not my type
There is a gay bar if you like
She's a mommy not a baddie
I live there
huh
Where do I find this place.
I shall take the pink limo
What is typing 
Dead rising 5 would be the ninth instalment of the series
Hold on let's just analyse what is going here
What y'all think the theme for cotw should be tomorrow?
What's that
Car of the week
Idk
You done jdm recently?
Yes
Just did
Damn
Off road?
What haven't u done
Luxury like the tahoe
Karin.
Love that car
Not much
The granger x3000 I think it's called
Wish I could experience the rdr stories for the first time again
Tbh I never played the first game
I never played red dead u jnow
Y
The soundtrack of the second game tho
B4 I started talking here I was banned for 30 minutes I think its because I had 2 much rizz (dming girls)
Too good at rizzing
Haha I don't do that because I don't have social skills 
Bro went to give birth
Everyone’s honest reaction:
Super quiet make sure to turn your volume to max guys
I h8 u
I was on full volume
Bro is deaf now
Surgery
?
People have been so worried about hairline for a few years now
I’m not
Look at my new hairline in gta media
Frank you lied
Hey everyone I am an new player (lvl 11) and I want to do some heists in order to have some money. Can someone help?
Why did no one tell me prime hydration was actually good
Why
In 🇸🇦 its 60 riyals which is 15 bucks
I bit more
My ps plus ran out🫠
Feels bad man
But theres a way to get it for free🙆♂️
Call up a homie
Or go behind a dumpster
Jk
Sell white stuff
This is a real doordash review
What one
There was a kid begging for ps plus yesterday
No fukin way
I don't know either
I would have kicked him in the face
Dead chat
@sullen pumice
True
who can help me to sell Mc business on gta next gen
Hey @errant sundial, These are the PC LFG channels.
#💻〢cayo-lfg-pc
#💻〢casino-lfg-pc
#💻〢doomsday-lfg-pc
#💻〢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#💻〢businesses-lfg-pc
#💻〢other-lfg-pc
Then why do u have PC on your roles
He has ps aswell
because i have gta on pc too
He has
roses are red
my balls are blue
having said that
can i fuck you
Most definitely not
Another John
Most definitely not
ok thx
Nice
I have all the roles
best cars for drifting in freemode?
Evx surprisingly
Hello
Mod, owner?

@near patrol give me mod rq
I don't do that
Fuck
how my profile looks?
Would still be missing owner role
I have that you just can't see it
Cool
That's where we call upon our most trusted tactic
Bribery
And all the level roles
Somebody said Bribery? I love that stuff
Then better call saul
Got him on speed dial the cops don't always like the money
Bro took"ride till i cant no more" to seriously
its sad to think that dogs only live so short 
@near patrol you lying and drugged squirrel
hop on rn
Nice bio
thank you
much appreciated
Question everyone
Sure
What's the whiter response out of these two: wow or whoa?
I’d say wow
Your pfp scared me
apache_117_topg#0 was softbanned. | get a life
apache_117_topg#0 was banned. | No reason given.
I was close to getting him lol

Lmao 'get a life'
I’m always first
Bro
My bad


@lost schooner
@lost schooner answer
My bro keeps farting on me
lol april has it pretyped

Macro to ban Apache
Was apache back?
Yeah
No
@swift umbra
No
For a second
No
Ffs
Since when did nick get promoted
I didn't allow this
Today
@swift umbra
Yes?
So i was at work, i cleaned the entire store, then the last customer came, a drunk middle aged women, we were a few mins away from closing and then she dropped a whine bottle, guess who had to clean it
And then
She started crying
Okay
And? (I assume there is a follow up)
I called the manager over and she had to almost push her outside and tell her everything was fine
You fell off
What a cow
So then i had to work for another 20 more mins rather than going home
Can someone help me sell my coke please 👀
Did you get payed for it?
Bro who are you💀💀💀
Yes
Hey @whole forum, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
Can someone help me with the last Mrs.Baker mission
Got paid for 15 mins of work
@lavish flame nobody knows you lil bro
At 150% tho
We told you to stop with that image
One banned user
🤓☝🏻
Bro thinks he's him
Alr, ban time ig
That's wild
Yea
“1 blocked message” lying ass
Bro reached lvl 30 in a week
Whatever bro
No not you
Bro forgot what outside is
That’s so sad
You can check my messages
what?
I just left and rejoined
@lost schooner dit
Shut it 
why did I have 9 pings wth
Pipe down
Nah you're a new face
I pinged u twice or 3 times
Yes
Guess who was back
I can tell
Npc fr
bro what
I was also at work today but I did absolute shit
Fired
did you had to clean it with a mop? or do you have a machine for it
oh apache
thats fine, but apparently apache was back too
Istg if I go to my doctor's appointment and that mf brings up strokes or heart attacks once idk man
Never letting you guess again

Ik moest 2 uur lang 1 pad spiegelen want het moest er perfect uitzien want we moesten fotos naar t hoofdkantoor sturen ofzo
🤣😂🤣😂😂
have a heart attack while hes bringing it up, assort dominance
Machine, but 5 mins before it happened i cleaned the entire machine
Going there FOR heart issues mf 
And mop since u cant reach everything
LOL 😂 dit is wel relatable, wij maken echt 4 keer per jaar de hele winkel echt alles ook achter de schappen schoon en dat is als er controle komt van hoofdkantoor
that sucks, bro my last customer today was an old couple that bought like 10 banana groups
idk how to call it in english a group of banana's
een tross in her nederlands
Som1 do casino with me
Hey @sour flame, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
Hey @sour flame, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
You dumb mf
wow who was faster than me
Me
zamn
Who did the 2nd one?
baguette the fastest CH in the west

Klant voor die dronken vrouw een of andere engelse die het niet eens was met het wisselgeld en eisde iets gratis te krijgen
I know when I am beaten
Lemme guess, her name was Karen?
@lost schooner delete one 
bro 😂 wat voor klanten heb jij daar
Bro is an Eagle and flys
so real 
my gw still not started 😒
Alles gaat automatisch, wisselgeld gaat via een automaat dus dan maakt de computer dus fouten
donkay slow fr
frrrrr

ew jullie hebben een automaat, das vervelend zeg
Sm1 do casino with me
Nee, je hoefd geen flikker te doen
Hey @sour flame, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
This mf
tf
im also fast and in the west
Istg
Shut up
Gonna kick some raccoon ass
Annoying ass kid

English please
Crazy
15k steps today, shows im not a moderator
yes bc about 8 lines above is english smh
That was the mods fault
Bro's an athlete
my brother in christ I have 18k 
I don’t know mine since I don’t have it enabled
Should sign for the olympics fr
You can only break the rules if you’re friends of the mods
Ik lol
That’s the rules
But the average human is fat and obese and lazy
Yerrr
Not true at all my guy
Fr
ahhhh got u
im meths friend so that counts
al on meth?
Believe me I've had a fair share of mutes 
or admin al
so real
That mf is long gone
yh but pedperrys is a true ballas OG
Why am I forced to speak English
cause we cant moderate other languages
Hola mi amigos!
If they didnt delete most my warns u would see that mods dont make a difference for so called "friends"
Only thing I can say fr
But the rules say speak English and you that is not English
woah ban
Wild
Sassy the Sasquatch reference
Tf u talking about
sassy was a mod himself
and got that ban hammer
He let akuma get away with shit
Sassy thought he was icetiger
we honestly dont make a difference for friends or normal members
na the other mod called meth mate 💀
true but hes banned for it
Fuck you Hermetic @mellow cipher
He was banned for leaking staff chats not letting akuma get away with stuff
Did you know most Hermetics like you are Pedophiles and into Beastality @mellow cipher
Indeed, if they go too far we will still act if needed
am i? damn havent been here that loing lol
@gentle oasisRockstar please dont realse GTA 6 yet becasue my gaming laptop can barley handle Gta 5 on lowest setting so please Rockstar dont realse that game yet because I wont be able to play it until I buy a new PC so could you please wait a few years so I can graduate my school and get a job and buy a new PC that will run GTA 6 in 60fps please Rockstar I want to play GTA 6 Online but my gaming laptop is bad so Rockstar please dont realese it yet please 😟 🥺 🥺 😫 😭 😭 🥺
Update GTA 5 insted 😁 👍
Ok
copy and pasted
I wont go into it
but you clearly got your info from sasssy and not us
nah ur og 
Let’s just say that wasn’t the only thing that got him banned and leave it at that
ty ig
how would you know what he was banned for if he didnt tell you
English please
Never added sassy when he was a mod actually
exactly
should be mod then 
Half like half the team added 
not all ogs are mods
Cuz he waz a dick
Hermetic Perv @mellow cipher
Akuma was worse
Agreed
it was a joke 😭 i wouldnt have a clue what to do
I have all the team added
at least the mods
Did u know that the human anus can stretch to 7 and a half inches without taking damage
How tf did sassy get mod tho
All mods here suck
Its easy
You suck @loud kiln

Hi @marsh ocean
i would defo mute someone for some random shit
he was a good mod when the rest of us were looking
Suck my fifa when
It’s Pumbober Friday @marsh ocean @deft kindle
show ur team :)
@swift umbra how tf do I not have you added
When you get a PS5
so real I hate them
You count too
You been playing ultimate team this fifa?
I dont play lol, its a joke we have been making for a long time
👀
yeah that "you" guy is the worst
fair enuf
I just realized I've seen nick go from member to ch to trial to mod
I only did some 84+ times 10 packs on my brothers account
Raised that mf fr
imagine my gw never happens
Yeah fuck your giveaway
xenotheraccoon sucks at being moderator
So does all other mods
ive guided him 👴 im very proud of @swift umbra for making it
clearly
he didnt even wanna do it at first did yk?
I pressured him
I believe I showed him a bit when he was a ch
Come back @lavish flame
So he learned all bad habbits from you
All happened in a few months as well
of course, hes ma boy
You’ve guided him into becoming a discord mod 😂 guiding him the wrong way bRuH
My boy grew up 
alright thats enough toxicity 

I know I've taught dutch a fair bit of things
Nick I believe I taught you a bit as well when you were still new
@lost schooner when u got mod?
yesterday
yesterday
Was i mod before u were?
Yeah
Hermetic Cuck @mellow cipher
Raccoon was the earliest batch
uhm yeah pretty sure
I almost got mod in june or july 2022
I mean latest
There’s a post spamming “I don’t like n words” that’s been up for awhile
My toxicity is valid
Get better
I didnt have time for my interview
then keep it up and get a valid mute 
Didnt u become mod back then
Exactly
When
I can suck u
Hi @gentle oasis
Hello @deft kindle
Start of summer 2022
Got my new shoes today, thats a W
These
What
where is chetan
Im a guy tho
Ok
Ok
Yeah your boyfriend is @mellow cipher
Not here
Sorry
That's not a thing
@mellow cipher is that true?
nah, we know abt the giveaway, we waiting for a senior or admin to do it but they lazy asf
(We indeed do(n’t) joke about that)
desert was an admin
No
why cant u do them 😭
She wasnt
admin dont trust us
she was
shitty admins them
guys
No
yes
cow said she used to be admimn
The GTA six trailer just dropped
I dont think so
she was in some gc with him and other admins at the time
holy fuck
Was she the one who was grooming taser or was that xeno
She groomed tazer
Jajajjajajajajaja
Tazer admitted everything to me and a few others
that was desert, another pedo joke and youre muted though
I think it might have been xeno
I am mean then ig 
Bad mod
Lol muting him for nothing
She also made someones mod application for him
Yh
Can we mute stixz
Who is that
@gentle oasis did ik u well when u were mod? I forgot
What the fuck is a stiz
can we mute santanal
@edgy mango
SentAnal please
Wtf
thats not very nice
What does your name mean @gentle oasis
Trump is so ugly it’s insane
Is this true
no sorry @gentle oasis
How do I send pics in this channel
Yes
Ok
Speak german
Reach level 60
No
Damnnnnnn
How do I check what lvl I am
Ik a bit of german
About certain
every dutch guy does
You little shiza
yeah mxdgood
apache still fucking pings me
Good
. Plz
I think he is chinese
Are you Herbs @lavish flame
@elder pumice
whats that
Wtf
I played with mxd in vc on siege
you
Hes still 14
are you apache
dylan is a tryhard
then why did you ping me
zustimmen
Where is jug @lavish flame
@elder pumice
lol
whose that @gentle oasis
Idk
Hi
@loud kiln
Are you Chinese @lavish flame @fierce inlet
yeah
Ok
Speak Chinese @lavish flame
yeah

@elder pumice
Mods can I spam so I get to lvl60 faster pweas 👉👈🥺
我爱屁股
Bek hates me now
No
You get xp per minute, not per message
Only if u sent a message in that minute
so real
Go write an essay in #🌟exclusive🌟 rn
Ofc, but that’s not rocket science now is it?
or write an essay in #💃🕺fun-stuff
Oh thx
@fierce inlet why arent u playing siege
who is shado
i am
silly eye uh
Shado = silly mxd
racist
whose that
A 14 yo
a tryhard
16 but alr
It's ok im 15 bro
Hi madgood @lavish flame
hi leak
Wtf
@lost schooner unban plop when
who is plop
na he js thinks that girl is cute so he put it in his pfp
don't ask me why
Gay
he a guy tho
Ayooo
No
let’s talk about illegal ways to make money
No

goku lost the drip 😭
crazy how he got banned for an obvious joke that didn't even break tos
what did he say
Goku got a whole tsunami now
Bro looks like bubblegum
i don't wanna get banned
Didn’t he make a joke about his home country or smth?
dms 😉
What did he say bekkie
do the thug shake
Hey Guys I’m new to the group chat I just wanted to know which chat to use if I’m looking for people to do heist with 👉🏽👈🏽
Bro I just stumbled on the most weirdest yt short 
LFG channels
Hey @opal heath, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
Do you wanna see the yt short @swift umbra
Not really
Bet thank you guys love you 👉🏽👈🏽

he jokingly said he could bomb a country (idk which) if he could in the same manner as "let's nuke france!"
but he was banned by an admin so nothing can be done
mods, kidnap him.
and it's a tos ban
an account ban?
the worst part is that he's actually arab so sounds racially motivated by admins lmao
no
are you really a car nerd? @swift umbra
tos ban from this server
im gonna bomb @gentle oasis country
that's sad
You’re like the 20th one asking, but yes I am
where can i buy the karin snipe?
Wtf
are you really a car nerd? @swift umbra
Who keeps changing my name
are you really a car nerd? @swift umbra
Bros bouta get muted
I feel bek is pinging me for no reason 
would be funny
technically the reply pinged you the second time
technically
?mute
Description: Mute a member so they cannot type.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?mute [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?mute @NoobLance 10 Shitposting
?mute User 10m spamming
?mute NoobLance 1d Too Cool
?mute NoobLance 5h He asked for it
that's why we must remove all cats
?ban
Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
i once got in trouble for a joke ban so i wouldn't do that if i were you
I’m not stupid, don’t worry
bros giving advice
Joke muted are funny but ban’s aren’t
Bek was basically almost an admin when he was mod
almost is a key word
how did you mess up
I specifically added almost
i just left staff
oh
they have too much skill issue to handle
Are you mad kingbabyhands was better than you @elder pumice
yeah im fuming rn
Fyi; I wasn’t mod yet when bek quit
He did make me ch tho
CH>Admin
didn't expect in a million years that he would make ch into mini mod
Member>CH>Admin
Ahem, I was told to
Stixz did it first
tbh the average member is just fucking stupid
Stixz was responsible for 90% of foxx's MS
Change that to basically every
that used to be optional still now it's mandatory if you want to be mod
are you really a car nerd? @swift umbra
that includes me
I'm annoyed that CH has turned into what it has
Ok almost every
I'm goin to fix my hairline
@swift umbra i think i recommended u to be ch so no problem
Ni3k_070 (car nerd) is AFK: sleeping, ping @lost schooner if you want help - a few seconds ago
what is?
im annoyed that they increased the ban appeal period to 2 months
Damn nick got fat cause he’s a mod
They did?
Don’t get banned
I like how no one can say his name
It's actually life threatening how obese he is now
Yeah
it's obvious tbh
Is it Niek
No its not dont get banned, its dont ban us
poor niek
I just don't think anyone can be bothered to spell it properly
Ur banning not us
no it is not
You won’t get banned if you’re not dumb
i won't but poor darkness got scammed by y'all
now i have to wait longer to bully him here
Rip darkness
unless staff hates you
Gone too soon
Is that why i havent seen him
🕊️
yeah
Wait when did dark get banned
Fuck u bean
?
Banning a chessnoob
he'll prolly get unbanned in like 14 days
A month ago approx
He was chill what did bro do
Point limit iirc
darkness got banned?
more than that
I didnt even know 💀
yeah lil bro
fr
12 yr old bek calling people lil bro smh
Imagine no ban appeal tho
@lost schooner can you give me 69420 warns
fr
@elder pumice im almost 6ft 5 so ur really short now
you have any idea how long that would take
xeno is 9
I dont
Is this true
Discord still thinks im 11
I'm almost 6'4
You should ban him then
same
Description: Ban a member, optional time limit
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?ban [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban save [user] [limit] [reason]
?ban noappeal [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?ban bean making bugs
?ban save gin 2d needs to calm down
?ban noappeal piguy dont come back
We arent talking about width
That’s a ban
they still haven't fixed it lmfaoooooooo

Dont teach them how to use it
deleted cmd
Nice
Now its time to act like a senior
Nvm, seniors dont do shit
So i cant do anything
lol
bek shouldve stayed senior
Glazing
he did a big noob thing
poor jewelz
Cow did a bigger noob thing
Why is the video 1 hour long
talking to admins is like talking to a brick wall fr but it sometimes stopped them from making bad decisions
What vid
A guy with eyes on his ass twerking
Wtf
das cute

very specific details you got
Anyone plays coc?



