💬┃gorilla-chat

[dark vault]

Koenigsegg is much better (spelling wrong I think)

That Bugatti

[lost schooner]

one of the sexiest cars on planet earth

audi tt is also very good looking though

[swift umbra]

but grandpa still beats it

[lost schooner]

and good performance

[swift umbra]

once again, grandpa is faster

[lost schooner]

thats a modified rally car, a stock version wouldnt come close to the audi r8 speed

[swift umbra]

keep in mind that the rally car is 40

[lost schooner]

plus audi tt's that are also modified for speed are way faster

[swift umbra]

the street car is also bonkers

[lost schooner]

I do, its an amazing car

but its not faster than the tt and r8, only when its beefed up and the others are stock

[languid sentinel]

Dodge charger hellcat redeye or m5cs

[swift umbra]

the road car still did 0-60 in an amazing 7.2 seconds

with 200bhp

[lost schooner]

true its very based car

but then again audi is just very based

[swift umbra]

that was rocketship speeds back then

[lost schooner]

audi best german brand

[swift umbra]

and it still is very, very fast

[lost schooner]

fuck bmw and mercedes

audi relatively affordable, luxury and looks

[swift umbra]

old beamers and mercs are good

[lost schooner]

[lost schooner]

but audi cooler

[swift umbra]

you haven't looked at audi's have you?

I configurated an a3 a while ago, 80k

[opaque ingot]

mercs?

[dark vault]

Ok.

[lost schooner]

I have bruh

[dark vault]

Hm.

[lost schooner]

you gotta pick the right one ofc

[opaque ingot]

[lost schooner]

im talking about the general brand

you can pick em up relatively cheap

[split grotto]

Mercedes

[lost schooner]

I also did find an old audi muscle car that looked absolutely sweet

[languid sentinel]

What suv would you pick for the desert

[dark vault]

Dodge challenged or Porsche call 911?

[lost schooner]

like bro

this is one of the sexiest muscle cars out there

[opaque ingot]

my peykan from 1962 doing fine bruh

[dark vault]

Ford Mustang (very old ones) are pretty cool too

[dark vault]

[opaque ingot]

peykan javanan

sexy car

[languid sentinel]

What is the best car for the desert

[dark vault]

Nissan patrol

For Me.

[split grotto]

I have 0 knowledge on cars, I just like the way they look - I love older Camaros and Impalas. For SUV's, I like the 80s Ford Bronco

[fringe flame]

who wants a car meet?

[opaque ingot]

only Nissan we know in iran is neissan abi

[dark vault]

Nice

[opaque ingot]

(blue Nissan if translated)

[dark vault]

Still cool

[languid sentinel]

Land Cruiser

[opaque ingot]

(usually seen carrying 60 kilos of wheat)

[lost schooner]

true

[fringe flame]

yall?

[opaque ingot]

search it up

[dark vault]

LC, Patrol, Pathfinder, Wrangler for me

[dark vault]

Ok wait

[fervent raft]

Awe rats

[opaque ingot]

not an automatic car or tv show

[languid sentinel]

Bro

[dark vault]

Saw it, still won't change my decision

Still cool

[languid sentinel]

Y’all k is what happens in the end cutscene of diamond casino heist

[fervent raft]

never done it

[dark vault]

Ik lol

[languid sentinel]

Lester and Chinese girl

[fervent raft]

Enlighten me with the ending

[dark vault]

Yuhh

[fervent raft]

Oh I get u

[opaque ingot]

if it isn't a truck or something idk what وانت cars mean in english

search نیسان آبی in persian

[dark vault]

It is a pickup truck like lil big

[opaque ingot]

not that either

some kind produced by saipa (persian car company known for producing plastic they call cars)

like actually

[dark vault]

I ll search that ig

Yes that only I saw

Blue pickup kinda truck

[languid sentinel]

يا اخى ايش حازا

[opaque ingot]

العربیة؟

[dark vault]

Mods are online both of you don't send different language

[opaque ingot]

he speaking arabic

[dark vault]

Different language.

Don't send.

[languid sentinel]

نعم

[opaque ingot]

I only said names

[opaque ingot]

gut mein bruder

[languid sentinel]

Lol

[dark vault]

Alright

Bye chat

[languid sentinel]

Y’all know the sauce machine of gta

[opaque ingot]

[loud kiln]

Mr minimod

[dark vault]

[opaque ingot]

oh no

[dark vault]

Mamajit mod when?

[opaque ingot]

why tf are emojis not loading for me

[loud kiln]

I rather keep myself safe

[dark vault]

[opaque ingot]

did another terrorist attack happen at the north pahnekola cell tower?

[dark vault]

Shit

💀

Not again

[opaque ingot]

my internet kinda going in H+ speed

[dark vault]

See you soldier

Bye.

[opaque ingot]

bye

[dark vault]

[opaque ingot]

see you demoman

[dark vault]

You too

[loud kiln]

Lol h+ bro doesnt even have wifi at that point

[opaque ingot]

at granny's house

one bar on 4G

[crimson basalt]

Whats H+

[opaque ingot]

damn

[calm sage]

yo dudes, the empire is pretty chiil

[opaque ingot]

I'm old af

[calm sage]

maybe you could like, join it or something

[opaque ingot]

I remember using E as a normal internet speed

good old days of android 3

[crimson basalt]

Tf is E 💀

[opaque ingot]

2G basically

[crimson basalt]

Bro was around when Alexander G Bell launched the first phone ☠️

[simple iron]

[opaque ingot]

I still have my old galaxy mini 2 from 2012

[lavish flame]

L

[crimson basalt]

What do yall think of amazon liquidation stores

[lavish flame]

Good

[opaque ingot]

u seem like the type of guy that pays 1500 dollars for something that can't be repaired by its company

[lavish flame]

Cool

[opaque ingot]

like tf apple

[crimson basalt]

Boutta see if i can get a ps5 for $10 tomorrow

[bleak marsh]

Bi

[lavish flame]

Panda buy

[bleak marsh]

Hi

[opaque ingot]

how tf can y'all not fix something u DESIGNED and MADE yourself?

[bleak marsh]

Wtf

[fervent raft]

Anyone selling pigeons

[bleak marsh]

Is this GTA online chat

[opaque ingot]

I'm shitting on apple

[tardy sapphire]

R there any lobbies which I can just join and sell product from my businesses with public lobby bonuses without getting destroyed as soon as I try to?

[bleak marsh]

Ar I'm in a sus server

[crimson basalt]

Parents really need doctors to fix their kids even tho they made them

[opaque ingot]

if u want group go to lfg

[opaque ingot]

[bleak marsh]

Lfg ?

[opaque ingot]

makes sense

[fervent raft]

Looking for group

[bleak marsh]

Yup

[opaque ingot]

L ooking
F or
G roup

[bleak marsh]

Nothing sus

GTA online group

[fervent raft]

nope we're all just mentally insane

[lavish flame]

I’m not

[bleak marsh]

Nice

[fervent raft]

Bull crap buddy

[opaque ingot]

we got insane coz of u

[lavish flame]

Ok

[fervent raft]

ok

[bleak marsh]

Is there anyone who can play GTA online

?

[fervent raft]

What is GTA

[opaque ingot]

L

F

G

[bleak marsh]

Wtf

[opaque ingot]

s

[lavish flame]

No

[fervent raft]

Them channels labeled lfg

[lavish flame]

False false

[fervent raft]

Be quiet

[opaque ingot]

[bleak marsh]

I thought this was a gaming groupe

[fervent raft]

Or you'll stay in the basement forever

[lavish flame]

It’s not

[bleak marsh]

Am I in the wrong place

Or smth

[lavish flame]

You are

[fervent raft]

Wrong turn

[lavish flame]

You’re supposed to ask in #1142907369521696810

[bleak marsh]

Ok

Cool

[fervent raft]

cya kratos

[bleak marsh]

Anyone who playz GTA

?

[lavish flame]

@boreal knoll I got a horrible sun burn

[digital spruce]

Hello

[lavish flame]

Ask in #1142907369521696810 damn bro

[bleak marsh]

Hi

[fervent raft]

Nope I religiously play Minecraft tutorial

I speedrun tutorial any%

[fervent raft]

Dreamybull face reveal

Now

[umbral locust]

Lets go champ!

[wind trout]

Guys guess what

I just made ramen for the first time in my life

[lavish flame]

Don’t care

[wind trout]

Ok

@lost schooner I might have heart issues

[lavish flame]

Ok

[lost schooner]

huh? why might you have heart issues

[wind trout]

Idk honestly

[lost schooner]

wait mb for ur other message, tried to respond but accidentally deleted it

but cross country isnt fun bro be happy you aint gotta do that

[wind trout]

The running isn't but the people are

[lost schooner]

then go as a spectator...

[alpine current]

U gotta be fucking insane to like that shit

[lavish flame]

Exactly

[wind trout]

I like running with friends

Plus I'm fit so no complaints here lol

[alpine current]

Why cross country why not just normal running

[wind trout]

But heart problems might be a wake up call lol

[lavish flame]

Why normal running why not cross country

[wind trout]

Because

It gets me in great shape

[alpine current]

You don’t have to run in mud and shit

[lavish flame]

Running in general is boring

Swimming better

[wind trout]

Very rare cases do we have to run in mud

Only when it's rained before a meet

And even then it's rare

[alpine current]

I’d have to do it in school and I’m Scottish

It rains everyday lol

[wind trout]

We ran inside today

Just an easy 15 minutes

[alpine current]

How often u train

[lavish flame]

Don’t get how that qualifies as cross country

[wind trout]

Every day besides weekends

[alpine current]

Damn busy

[wind trout]

15 minutes of running can be around 3 miles given the right pace

[lavish flame]

Ok

[wind trout]

And every meet is 3.1 miles

[lavish flame]

Ok

[winter egret]

This a good PC specs?

Intel Core i7-12700KF 3.6 GHz 12-Core Processor

Deepcool AG400 BK ARGB 75.89 CFM CPU Cooler

Gigabyte B660M AORUS ELITE AX DDR4 Micro ATX LGA1700 Motherboard

Corsair Vengeance RGB Pro 32 GB (2 x 16 GB) DDR4-3600 CL18 Memory

TEAMGROUP MP33 2 TB M.2-2280 PCIe 3.0 X4 NVME Solid State Drive

Gigabyte EAGLE OC GeForce RTX 4060 8 GB Video Card

MSI MAG FORGE 112R ATX Mid Tower Case

Corsair RM750e (2023) 750 W 80+ Gold Certified Fully Modular ATX Power Supply

[alpine current]

That’s a good 3m what’s your fastest do u know?

[lavish flame]

That’s a whole lotta words

Too bad I’m not reading them

[wind trout]

I don't have a recorded 3 mile time actually

Joined super late last year never got to run in a meet

[alpine current]

Pretty sure someone the year below me got a sub 12 minute, but he’s crazy about running it’s all he does lol

[wind trout]

For a 3?

Damn

I've heard of 14s

But 12?

[lost schooner]

my time was 10:32

[alpine current]

That’s a complete lie I don’t even think that’s possible

But it was very fast lmao

[wind trout]

Is this mile or two mile

[lost schooner]

4 miles

[wind trout]

Pretty sure wr for mile is like just below 4 minutes

[wind trout]

Mf

[lost schooner]

what can I say us raccoons are just fast

[lavish flame]

You mean furry?

Raccoons don’t know how to type

[lost schooner]

clearly you havent met many raccoons

[lavish flame]

Yes because they’re dirty rodents that do more harm than good

[lost schooner]

again clearly you dont know much about raccoons

[wind trout]

There's some cute raccoon pictures I just saw a bit ago

[lavish flame]

Nice

[wind trout]

Ngl I wanna get my mile time below 6 this year

Sitting at 6:35

[sharp field]

greetings chat

[wind trout]

@sharp field when am I gonna find out what I was chosen for

[sharp field]

oh

i forgot

i was gonna mute you

but yea

[wind trout]

That's wild

[regal mortar]

Guys shall i buy a Yacht ?

[wind trout]

If you want a waste sure go for it

[stoic swift]

What’s up

[hollow sleet]

@wind trout Brokie vibes

[wind trout]

What's bro on about

[regal mortar]

am confused between yacht or casino penthouse

[lavish flame]

Very worth it yes

Yacht

[hollow sleet]

If u can ball out buy a yacht

If your broke don’t

[wind trout]

Penthouse has benefits

Go for that

[hollow sleet]

Yacht is just for flex

[wind trout]

Exactly

[regal mortar]

flexing is good ig

[hollow sleet]

My old ps4 account the yachts name was #freetatebros

[woven rain]

did yall know if you hold CTRL and type RAP it plays a cool song?

[hollow sleet]

Lmaooo

Gotta change it now

[regal mortar]

I will save and buy both f it

[lavish flame]

Just buy yacht casino penthouse useless

[wind trout]

If you want benefits I'd recommend the penthouse

[regal mortar]

benefits like?

[wind trout]

There's a garage, gives access to a mission that reveals cameras on the diamond casino heist

Lots of customization

And casino story missions if you're into that

[regal mortar]

ahh your correct ig

[wind trout]

[regal mortar]

By calling that girl after owning penthouse gives a rare car seen somewhere

[wind trout]

That's the paragon, you get that after doing all the casino missions

Pretty nice car tbh

[regal mortar]

Nope not that ig

[small needle]

Hi chat

[regal mortar]

it will spawn in los santos custom in city

[wind trout]

Hi green

[small needle]

I’m dying

[regal mortar]

👀

[wind trout]

Why?

[small needle]

I think I have food poisoning

[toxic scroll]

fuck me chat

[small needle]

I’ve puked 3 times in 3 hours

[quartz vessel]

how do ppl make their wheels big? if no what type of wheel is that

[simple iron]

are you ok

[small needle]

Not in particular no

[quartz vessel]

no on normal cars

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133

[wind trout]

Most likely a mod

[quartz vessel]

huh

[elder pumice]

visual glitch

[violet marsh]

Hi

Anyone robed me

[lusty violet]

Hello guys , can you please give chat permisions to @timid pendant thats my main account but I cant verify my email for some reason

[lavish flame]

i can give u owner

[sudden tapir]

Hey there new to gta would love some guides and tips how to make money

[lusty violet]

Just chat perms

[small needle]

It has chat perms wdym

[lusty violet]

No it doesnt

[violet marsh]

Watch tgg

[sudden tapir]

Any crews recruiting ?

[small needle]

Show proof

[sudden tapir]

Really just want some friends to play with

[lusty violet]

I have a screenshot

where do I send it

[small needle]

Open a ticket #📁〢support／report

[violet marsh]

I can help u on Saturday with mc clubs

[sudden tapir]

Thanks for sure I’ll appreciate

[violet marsh]

Cool

[violet marsh]

What time

[lusty violet]

done

[sudden tapir]

It’s 5:14 for me now so abt 12

[violet marsh]

12 in England

[lavish flame]

L

[stoic swift]

No it’s not

[violet marsh]

I know but I’m asking what time

[stoic swift]

Oh

[simple iron]

More fun but Lester takes half

[weary crown]

Anyone able to help me sell all 5 MC businesses?

[nova scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

[stoic swift]

Not rn

[simple iron]

[weary crown]

You on ps5 too?

[stoic swift]

Yeah

[lavish flame]

Bro is the throat goat

[weary crown]

Bet just hmu

[simple iron]

Bro is dreamy bull

[lavish flame]

Shawty given bomb head call her sloppenheimer

[simple iron]

[stoic swift]

Millian curphy

[weary crown]

[stoic swift]

An Irish treasure☘️😅

[uncut pumice]

Cant wait for 43 and a half hours time, gta will be downloaded

[uncut pumice]

Up the ira🇮🇪

[lavish flame]

Gta takes like 20 mins to download

[violet marsh]

Not better pay

[lavish flame]

Man is downloading this shit from point Nemo

[uncut pumice]

Not on my crappy internet

[violet marsh]

And another 20 to load

[stoic swift]

Ooh ah

[uncut pumice]

Tbf it is 94gb

[uncut pumice]

Paul mcGrath

[stoic swift]

Baller

[uncut pumice]

Where in Ireland are you from?

[stoic swift]

Mayo

[lavish flame]

Ketchup

[uncut pumice]

What a sad part of the country

Im from cork

[stoic swift]

ok

[uncut pumice]

Lol, ive friends from mayo, im only joking

[stoic swift]

ik ahah

[uncut pumice]

Id love to go there some day

[stoic swift]

Yeah

I’ve cousins in cork

[uncut pumice]

Ahh very good, what part?

[stoic swift]

Outside carrigline I think

[uncut pumice]

Ahh yeah, thats like an hour away from me, im nearer to limerick city than cork city

[stoic swift]

Oh right

[lavish flame]

You guys can meet up and convince the other to buy an Xbox or Playstation

Who will win

[stoic swift]

4 5 hours drive btw

Haha

Well no a bit shorter

[ivory palm]

Hi

[uncut pumice]

Ill meet you halfway

[uncut pumice]

I bought a playstation recently and its been nothing but a hole in my wallet

Still fun though tbf

€470 on the console, €100 on ps plus, €100 for fifa and €5 on gta

Still have to buy a headset and ssd for it

[boreal knoll]

I’d still prefer that over an Xbox

[uncut pumice]

The gamepass though is elite

[boreal knoll]

Meh

[uncut pumice]

Especially since I didnt even have to pay for it😂

[boreal knoll]

If I want a game I can just buy it

[stoic swift]

But u get loads of games for small price

[boreal knoll]

I’d rather actually own the game

[stoic swift]

Why?

[uncut pumice]

Like if the ea subscription was included with ps plus then the ps game catalogue easily wins

Nah I dont mind this subscription for games

Once the games on it are top tier games

Like since getting a ps5, ive been able to play so many games ive wanted to play

Detroit become human, ghosts of Tsushima, spiderman

And im after getting into life is strange bc of detroit become human

[boreal knoll]

I have 54 afl in my playstation wallet right now

[uncut pumice]

I have 0

Used the €5 I got today on gta

[boreal knoll]

I lied I have 61 afl

[uncut pumice]

Thats like €30

[boreal knoll]

Probably

[late narwhal]

Yoo ps anyone?

[boreal knoll]

I had more but I pre ordered payday 3 gold edition and cod mw

[main sierra]

Whats goood

[fervent raft]

payday 3 is gonna be sick

[boreal knoll]

Hopefully

[fervent raft]

hmhmh

[boreal knoll]

Only thing I don’t like is that season pass thing I saw

But I get it with gold so idc

[stoic swift]

Do u earn the money? Or do u put it into ur wallet

[wind trout]

Toasted pop tarts fucking slap

[deep fractal]

is it gonan be cross platform?

[boreal knoll]

Yes it is

I’m playing it now with someone on Xbox while I’m on pc

[fierce inlet]

lol

[lavish flame]

yes that is absolutely hilarious (its not)

[woven heart]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-turtleday-dj-gif-5480837

[wind trout]

What's the siege hours looking like

[lavish flame]

[fierce inlet]

like 4.5

[wind trout]

5 by the end of the year

[fierce inlet]

more

[wind trout]

Damn

[fierce inlet]

nah idk

[wind trout]

5.5?

[fierce inlet]

probably not

maybe like 5 yeah

[wind trout]

5 still crazy lmao

[fierce inlet]

i have like 2.1 on my main now

[wind trout]

There's multiple accounts

[fierce inlet]

and 2.4 over cross other accounts and shit

[wind trout]

Do you have 10 in total

[fierce inlet]

yeah one is champ, one is level 23, other is plat 4 and the other is emerald 5 or plat 1 and the xbox is plat 1

💀

[wind trout]

Bruhhhhh

That's ridiculous

[fierce inlet]

i know

[fierce inlet]

it’s draining me mentally

[uneven grotto]

can someone explain to me why yesterday i had the option to sell all of my special cargo for around 1.4 mill (max) and now it doesnt give me that option, instead it gives me the option to sell to buyers

[fierce inlet]

but fuck it we ball

all i do is eat sleep gym siege repeat

[uneven grotto]

they legit want the same amount of crates for 735k????

[wind trout]

I can tell

[fierce inlet]

soon work 4 days in a week from 7:30-16:15

[wind trout]

Yesterday special cargo was on 2x

[fierce inlet]

and i have like 700 in the game across all my accounts

[uneven grotto]

oh.

[fierce inlet]

that’s more then i have in fn lol

[uneven grotto]

bro im stupid💀

[fierce inlet]

true

[wind trout]

700 what? Not hours lol

[fierce inlet]

money

around that

[wind trout]

Damn tf

[fierce inlet]

i have like 400-500 on fortnite

[wind trout]

That's across like 5 acc?

[fierce inlet]

yeah

i bought a few battle passes for my friends

and the game costs like 8 each

game pass to play each month on xbox

you know

[wind trout]

You spent like $100 on people lol

[fierce inlet]

have you ever played siege?

[fierce inlet]

no like 40

[wind trout]

Yes actually

Only played like two matches

[wind trout]

Ahhh

[fierce inlet]

i have an account with the battle pass for my friend (the one that’s gold 1)

[fierce inlet]

keep it like that 😭

[wind trout]

Might just lol after hearing your story

[fierce inlet]

casual can be fun, ranked is different

[small needle]

I’m dying

[wind trout]

Green go see a doctor for food poisoning

[fierce inlet]

i mean if you’re not going to play comp it’s fine, comp actually makes you wanna hurt people

[wind trout]

Nah man you ain't ever gonna catch me playing ranked for anything lol

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/911-call-police-emergency-help-gif-14528246

[fierce inlet]

lol then we should play siege sometime👀

casual of course

[small needle]

I puked a little blood lol

[fierce inlet]

then don’t!

live advice

[wind trout]

Does it need live? Cause mines gonna be out for a few months

[fierce inlet]

yeah it does

[wind trout]

Mf go see a doctor

[wind trout]

Sad

[fierce inlet]

but yeah i’m not a greedy guy so that’s why i have so much money on games lmao

[copper sinew]

How hungry were you last night?

[wind trout]

You mainly play console?

Or do you own a PC?

[fierce inlet]

like if someone i know doesn’t have siege and i want to play with them i js buy them both

[uneven grotto]

do you guys know how often cargo goes on 2x

[fierce inlet]

i have both pc and console, i play more pc but i can switch whenever

[wind trout]

Every few months, pretty rare to see

[fierce inlet]

like sometimes i feel like dogging on console players so i turn on the xbox

[wind trout]

I switch between ps and xbox lol

[fierce inlet]

and then it’s get easy so i shut it off tbh

unless i’m with someone

do you remember danify

[fierce inlet]

i mean both have awesome games

[wind trout]

I believe yeah

[fierce inlet]

i owned a xbox 369 first then ps2 then xbox one then ps4 pro then pc and now xbox series and pc

[fierce inlet]

yea i play on my xbox with him most of the time

[wind trout]

My first console was an xbox one

Still have it

Well technically I first played the 360 but the one is the first I actually owned

[fierce inlet]

xbox 360 was the best icl

it was so good back in the day

the controller 😍

xbox controllers > ps controllers

[lament girder]

Can someone heĺp me get orange joggers

[fierce inlet]

no

[unreal echo]

oh was that daniel

danify

[fierce inlet]

yeah

[unreal echo]

ah

[fierce inlet]

danyal

[unreal echo]

WHO CHANGED MY NAME

[fierce inlet]

jewelz are you level 50 yet

[unreal echo]

i haven’t opened up that game since the last time i played with you

[fierce inlet]

bruh

why not

[unreal echo]

school and apex

[fierce inlet]

new season releases 28/29

blud said apex

[unreal echo]

yeah

i’m more excited about new fortnite season tomorrow

[fierce inlet]

how is that game still enjoyable

[unreal echo]

It isn’t

[fierce inlet]

💀

bro

fortnite

[unreal echo]

yeah i haven’t played it in awhile supposedly they’re bringing back an old season

[fierce inlet]

that’s what they said in season x

it was just copies of every skin

😭

it was so mid

[unreal echo]

yeah i don’t put too much hope into it

[fierce inlet]

and if they design it like the old no one will enjoy it

people always say the want “OG” back but they don’t

just an illusion cause we grew out of fortnite

[unreal echo]

fr

blinded by nostalgia

[fierce inlet]

yeah

same with every game

bo2 also an perfect example

warzone 1 also

[warped zephyr]

how you all doing?

[fierce inlet]

suicidal

[unreal echo]

and i am NOT buying this new mw3😭

because ain’t no way

[fierce inlet]

70 for a ADD ON is CRAAZY

[warped zephyr]

me when i play siege

[fierce inlet]

imma wait for christmas sale@

[fierce inlet]

ur washed

stfu

[fierce inlet]

we was all hyped for mw2 so we almost all bought it at release

no one is hyped for an ADD ON

HAHA

[unreal echo]

I bought it to play with my aunt and uncle😭

[remote shell]

gotta be washed to get clean

[wind garden]

Yo, WHATUP?

[unreal echo]

but only played with them like once

[fierce inlet]

LMAO

i bought it cause i had too much money

💀

and wanted the game

and after buying it i spend another 100 on it for battle passes and the blackcell

[wind garden]

by any chance does anyone know if TGG has an alt named TeeTeeGee? cause if he does, then he was just in my lobby

[fierce inlet]

i bought the game with vault edition at release and over the span of the game spent another 150 on it 💀 @unreal echo

[fierce inlet]

he’s sleeping dimwit

[wind garden]

he in Australia, and so am I

[fierce inlet]

he’s sleeping

[wind garden]

and also, isn't one of the rules to be nice?

[fierce inlet]

he’s from sydney

[wind garden]

ok then

[unreal echo]

that’s wild

[opaque ingot]

do y'all know what negative rizz looks like?

[fierce inlet]

💀

[wind garden]

u never know he could be awake

[fierce inlet]

nah he’s sleeping

[wind garden]

Jewelz, aren't u gonna do something about the toxicity here?

[fierce inlet]

he’s next to me

[fierce inlet]

what’s HE gonna do?💀

[wind garden]

he's a moderator LOL

[opaque ingot]

jewelz teeths

[fierce inlet]

and?

[opaque ingot]

he lives in his mom's basement

[south valley]

Guys I just got banned on a server for a George floyd joke and I feel bad help

[wind garden]

he has the power to mute, kick, and potentially ban u

[fierce inlet]

there is no way you’re saying i’m toxic just because i called you a dimwit

please get a grip

[wind garden]

it not how u mean it, it how the person took it

and I took it as u being toxic

[fierce inlet]

Are you 12

[remote shell]

your unprompted and sudden aggression towards everyone might be a sign of childhood trauma

[opaque ingot]

who was george floyd again?

[wind garden]

u really think i'm twelve?

[lavish flame]

[fierce inlet]

wouldn’t be surprised

[remote shell]

black guy who got kneeled on by a cop and died

[wind garden]

that is a possibility

[opaque ingot]

[lavish flame]

Ya’ll know Wu Zi Mu?

[wind garden]

well I can promise u that I am not

[fierce inlet]

lol

[remote shell]

have you considered therapy?

[fierce inlet]

that shit don’t help g

[remote shell]

fax

[unreal echo]

Yes of course

[fierce inlet]

gym is therapy 😍

[unreal echo]

i’ll tell them to stop

[remote shell]

FAX

[unreal echo]

and to never do it again

[wind garden]

thx

[opaque ingot]

average school vice principal

[lavish flame]

I read your name, what has society to do with your personal style of life, just wondering

[remote shell]

bro this MuscleMilk shit is so fire

[unreal echo]

Be kind, work hard, and make good choices!😃

[opaque ingot]

even average school vice principaller

[fierce inlet]

i don’t enjoy people

[south valley]

Should I feel bad for the George floyd joke or think those people are sensitive because I really don't know anymore

Help I need advice pls

[remote shell]

bait used to be believeable

[crimson basalt]

Been there done that

[lavish flame]

Maybe keep searching for the right ones, try group up with people that share the same interest out there, cause discord won’t forfill your life needs

[fierce inlet]

Carpet my g

[lavish flame]

[shrewd parcel]

Did you hear that Bray Wyatt died 😢

[fierce inlet]

you really think i’m here to fulfill my life

[crimson basalt]

Idk who you are my g

[fierce inlet]

Mxd😭

[remote shell]

win streak > relationships tbh

[fierce inlet]

real

[crimson basalt]

Ohh

[opaque ingot]

my گ

[fierce inlet]

yeah

[unreal echo]

yeah blud who is you

[opaque ingot]

or ج idk

[lavish flame]

Nah, but you get the point, people aren’t so bad at all, as a matter of fact, no person can be alone forever, everyone needs someone, at some point

[crimson basalt]

He had the pealy blinders pfp

[fierce inlet]

get back to apex

[opaque ingot]

if it's (jee) then ج

[remote shell]

nah that cap

[south valley]

Thank you. I just realised discord doesn't mean shit and I really shouldn't care about something I said especially if I only meant it in a dark humour way. Thank you

[fierce inlet]

ive got my fam and that 1 homie

[unreal echo]

ratting bc my team died

[remote shell]

loneliness can be fixed by winning 3 games in a row

[fierce inlet]

😭😭😭

get out that corner

[lavish flame]

Nice

[fierce inlet]

i want to hit triple digits next season

🙏🙏

[opaque ingot]

tf2 better

[remote shell]

bro thinks they cant see him 💀

[crimson basalt]

People still play apex 💀

[remote shell]

Good luck g 🙏

[opaque ingot]

tf2 has seal

so much better

[remote shell]

literally unplayable before

[unreal echo]

I hate this game so much but i’m still here bc i don’t like anything else

[opaque ingot]

like the joy u get from backstabbing 52 engineers is unobtainable in other games

and feeding the seal ofc

[fierce inlet]

people are toxic, they be in your life, you get attached they leave 🤷‍♂️

[dapper knot]

Am I og?

[fierce inlet]

siege

[opaque ingot]

i got one of those german beer cup thingy from my grandma

[unreal echo]

i died

[remote shell]

r6

[unreal echo]

Siege takes some time bru

[fierce inlet]

i hit 4 digits but it’s last days in season so no point going for 3

[lavish flame]

Life is a puzzle, find the correct pieces for your own picture, for others to see

[opaque ingot]

🍺 these glasses

[fierce inlet]

apex as well

[remote shell]

fax. good shit tho

[unreal echo]

it’s fun at first but then it’s eh

[elder pumice]

it doesn't for him, he dies as soon as he lands

[unreal echo]

no i don’t

[crimson basalt]

Play some single player games

[fierce inlet]

and it takes only 1 man to destroy a puzzle

[fierce inlet]

real

[unreal echo]

I like games with endless progression

if i were to play single player, i’d probably just watch someone play it

[opaque ingot]

minecraft:

or

idk

[elder pumice]

if you like to die continuously, play dark souls 1 👍

[opaque ingot]

is terraria endless?

[unreal echo]

nobody playing dark souls bro😭😭

[wind trout]

Bro's gonna freak when he finds out about runescape

[fierce inlet]

is darkness banned @unreal echo

[crimson basalt]

Elden ring technically has that with the ng+

[elder pumice]

yeah

[fierce inlet]

lol

[elder pumice]

he can appeal on september

[unreal echo]

idk

[elder pumice]

lil bro has to wait 2 months

[fierce inlet]

💀

[elder pumice]

he got banned in july lol

[opaque ingot]

Xx_TErMiNAT0R6_xX

average your mom username on Xbox live

[fierce inlet]

@unreal echo this is my team when i play xbox

[opaque ingot]

like bro has that username and says i saw ur mom in my bed

[crimson basalt]

Xx_jennabanena_xX

[unreal echo]

how i play fr

[fierce inlet]

that was ranked

[unreal echo]

how i would play if i was in ranked

fr

[fierce inlet]

i’d actually scream at you

not that i already did

[simple iron]

How to get good at siege

[unreal echo]

in an indian accent ofc

[fierce inlet]

you don’t

i’m actually going to sleep, tired of talking to you guys

[river bison]

hello

[river bison]

bro had enough

[woven heart]

eat tortilla

[untold harness]

Hello people

How is everyone?

[woven heart]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-turtleday-dj-gif-5480837

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/oceanmam-monkey-jumping-gif-22497366

[woven heart]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-skateboard-monkey-rgb-monkey-rgb-skating-monkey-gif-20562591

[copper sinew]

[woven heart]

communism

[misty wigeon]

Can anyone help me with a bunker sell mission on ps5 ?

[unreal echo]

wow

[boreal knoll]

Trump mug shot released

[untold harness]

You've turned into a bomb since we last talked?

[woven heart]

yes

a communist bomb

[lavish flame]

I just saw that Kim

He looks horrible in it, it’s hilarious

[untold harness]

Bro wants to share everyones death

Are you like a 8173818 mega ton bomb

[woven heart]

double that and then yes

[untold harness]

Can I get a gold bar instead of a gold star for my guess?

[cunning plank]

hello

[untold harness]

Hi

[woven heart]

i jus rob a bank real quick

[pulsar glen]

anyone has ulp escort mission in facility?

i need the joggers

[untold harness]

I'll send you a photo

[lavish flame]

No

[cunning plank]

i havent played online for even 15 minutes and got blown up by a mk 2👍

[lavish flame]

Skill issue

[cunning plank]

how to un skill issue

and why is everyone going crazy about modders on pc

i havent seen any

[unreal echo]

@sharp field

[sharp field]

hey

@unreal echo

[next cedar]

yo

any easy way to make money pc gta

just started

[lavish flame]

Stop deleting my stuff

Pregnant lil nas x needs to be known

[sharp field]

dude is genuinely in a gay server

[gaunt kindle]

Dose any body here have a vapid FMJ. I would like to buy one from someone at the LS car meet.

[obtuse nova]

Anyone like Fantasy? Feel free to join if so.

Dm if interested in a free/fun fantasy football league

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/nope-no-way-no-disagree-hell-no-gif-15861629

[dusky juniper]

Yo

Any Body wanna play Cayo

I mean wanna do Cayo

[brisk sable]

Lil nas pregnant confirmed

[lavish flame]

It’s been confirmed but haters keep trying to deny it and hide it

seee what I mean

I hid a lil nas x pregnant sticker somewhere in this server, the people that deny it will never be able to find it

[languid tartan]

Yeah

[crimson basalt]

“Say cheese”

[lavish flame]

[crimson basalt]

We need teegeegees opinion on the matter

[lavish flame]

We know his opinion already

[simple iron]

Free trump he didn’t do anything

[lavish flame]

He did something

[marsh ocean]

@lavish flame The girl in your pfp is you!?

[lavish flame]

Yes

[lavish flame]

Donna trump

[simple iron]

Wtf

[wind trout]

Chernobyl sequel damn

Didn't know they made a part two

[lavish flame]

He’s a blood

@crips watch out

[marsh ocean]

Lmao

[honest wagon]

hi

what yall think about utopia

[lavish flame]

I think you should stop talking

[simple iron]

Lel I accidentally clicked on yt shorts and the vid tells a simple way to launder cash

[honest wagon]

why

[simple iron]

Never seen it

Wait

[honest wagon]

the album

[simple iron]

Read it wrong

[analog basin]

who got pg 999? bookmarked?

[honest wagon]

happens sometimes

[lavish flame]

No

[river bison]

who doesn't know how to launder cash

its fairly easy

you can legally launder money too

[lavish flame]

Tell us how

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-red-dead-redemption-arthur-morgan-gif-21947285

[simple iron]

Well some people don’t understand how it works

[lavish flame]

Anyone can help sell some business stuff?

[copper sinew]

have you tried #🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox ?

[river bison]

sup nox @copper sinew

[pulsar glen]

who has all moc missions? i need red joggers

[copper sinew]

ntm. just red deading

[simple iron]

People use LFG chats

[river bison]

isn't money laundering transferring the money's value into something else? like you got 40k in dirty cash and you buy a car with the 40k

[pulsar glen]

no one’s answering

[river bison]

not everyone pays attention for LFG channels, but i have a question for you

[pulsar glen]

yes?

[river bison]

do you understand what little jacob says in GTA 4?

[pulsar glen]

i didn’t play the story

[river bison]

oh well rip then

[pulsar glen]

u have moc missions?

[river bison]

nah im offline it's 5 am

[pulsar glen]

oh ight

[simple iron]

Yes but another way is to buy a cash only business and add small amounts of dirty cash into the clean money anything over 10k they will be suspicious and add the money into a oversea account

[river bison]

bro's bouta explain how to become a criminal @simple iron

[fiery zodiac]

Should I cop the grotto cheeta it came back today

It's 300k less too

[river bison]

how do they detect dirty money?

[simple iron]

Idk but the irs gets suspicious if you add over 10k into account

[river bison]

daily sell limit irl

that's crazy

[unreal echo]

@cunning void

[simple iron]

If you watch ozark on Netflix they kinda tell you how lol

[copper sinew]

Depends. if you don't have a job that justifies the sale, it's a little suss

[river bison]

that shii died like 2 years ago

[river bison]

makes sense

[simple iron]

Me personally would start a strip club to launder cash 😏

[river bison]

what about putting money's value into something? what's called that? like instead of storing 300k cash you just buy something that has the same value but instead of having the 300k dollas as cash you have it as the thing you purchased?

[river bison]

bro's got his priorities straight

[unreal echo]

Then get off my BAGE

[onyx cave]

Whimper audio?

[unreal echo]

dms

[simple iron]

Ayoo

[unreal echo]

sent

[river bison]

count me in

[simple iron]

Bro sent nudes

[river bison]

lmao

⁰

[simple iron]

Nice pfp

[river bison]

u too

[unreal echo]

caught him

[river bison]

[unreal echo]

[simple iron]

Ayooo

How to obtain dirty cash

[jagged wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-fuck-you-haram-man-fuck-you-gif-19684117

[river bison]

nick eh 15

[jagged wraith]

Yes

[simple iron]

[jagged wraith]

Not u

[simple iron]

[jagged wraith]

Im tired cause of u

[sudden tapir]

Tryna get some friends on gta ps5

[jagged wraith]

Use your lfg lol

[simple iron]

I know a easier way of laundering cash

[river bison]

gl

[jagged wraith]

Tell me

[sudden tapir]

What’s that?

Lol

[river bison]

wanna rob a bank together?

[jagged wraith]

Looking for group

[copper sinew]

#1031671872439451729

[simple iron]

You can use casinos converting “dirty” money into physical casino chips, which are then played with in various games before being cashed out as “clean” money in the form of a check

[simple iron]

Yes

[river bison]

i js read that in Wikipedia

[jagged wraith]

lol

[simple iron]

I know

[river bison]

[jagged wraith]

bro..

Wtf yt

[simple iron]

What

[river bison]

we finna graduate from Wikipedia 🗣️💯

[simple iron]

Ong

[jagged wraith]

idk man

[jagged wraith]

Teachers tell u not to use that tho

[copper sinew]

Google scholars

[simple iron]

Thank you Wikipedia for telling us how to commit crimes

[jagged wraith]

Is that why we cant use wikipedia?

It teaches us crimes instead of school? 💀💀

[crimson basalt]

I trust wikipedia more than the random scholarly article from 2002 they found on the 5th page of google

[jagged wraith]

lol

[simple iron]

I’m not even in school anymore I learnt more from Wikipedia

[river bison]

bros actually the thinker

[copper sinew]

when american teachers teach kids canadians live in igloos 💀

[crimson basalt]

Wikipedia is actually useful tho, you should never use it as a source but often the people writing the articles link their own sources

[river bison]

and all Africans are black and don't have water

[copper sinew]

right

[river bison]

and Asians have anime and rice n tree shaped hats

n Europe is just a piece of land

[copper sinew]

and eat only with sticks.

[river bison]

ye

and Australia has a human sized evolved crocodile spider

[copper sinew]

I've seen those!

[river bison]

and each Australian has a kangaroo in their backyard

[river bison]

evolved crocodile spiders 😂

[simple iron]

What do they look like

[copper sinew]

Actually... Kangaroos are mean bastards who hold grudges.. not great pets.

[river bison]

spiders that can bite like a crocodile and are the size of a crocodile that can go underwater, climb walls and fly for a certain distance

[river bison]

they always square up n lose

I've seen a kangaroo

tryna fight a fellow hooman

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-kills-snake-gif-23354338

[river bison]

and when they started to fight

the human gave him a punch that made the kangaroo question reality

bro just stood there thinking

and then walked out

[unreal echo]

I bought me a phone case

now i need a new screen protector

[river bison]

good for you

[river bison]

gorilla glass 6

or 7

8

the latest one

[simple iron]

Hell nah bro I’m pulling out a shotgun with slug rounds

[river bison]

they got good shit

[river bison]

incendiary

[unreal echo]

damn wtf that’s real

[unreal echo]

nice dog

[simple iron]

Can I own a pet shark in pa?

I want one

[unreal echo]

you can own an alligator in florida

[river bison]

pet shark 💀

[simple iron]

People have them as pets

[river bison]

you can have a shot in Florida

[simple iron]

[river bison]

maybe as babies

bebe

[unreal echo]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-gif-25785274

[river bison]

not a grown ass shark

[simple iron]

But I could feed a human to it

[river bison]

bebe shark = bebe hooman

[simple iron]

Uhhhh

[river bison]

bebe hooman =/ grown hooman

bebe shark =\ grown hooman

BUT

grown shark = bebe hooman

we are always edible.

[unreal echo]

https://tenor.com/view/im-leaving-now-awkward-backing-away-slowly-out-of-here-mall-cop-gif-14543450

[simple iron]

I will get a big gorilla off the black market train it to rob banks