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He knows who runs the army
So scared š±š±
Ghost Rider š„¶š„¶

Why'd you recruit stixz anyway?
We needed recruits
Lol
He stepped up
Didn't baguette join?
Ik you forced him , no need to hide it from me
He offered
I did join
You're his dad ...
Where's your uniform and name?
Uh I don't have the picture
2 secs
Wasnāt me 
@wind trout
Put it as your pfp
Yeahh
Whatās so interesting bruv

hey chat
Guys is it possible to transfer gta 5 from ps4 to pc?
Turtule
Nope
How can i use rebreather?
re breathe in it
Use it
What I need to click?
channel the power of the gods and find out
Buttons
Who on ps4
your mouse
What buttons
the keyboard buttons
capybaras
On ps6
God
I just learned how slow my Internet speed is back home
Just went from downloading GTA at 2 MB/s to downloading Ark survival evolved at 50 MB/s at a relative's house
Bro is holding a very short double barrel shotgun
Yeah they came out with a mini sized version
š¤Æ
Pocket sized
I need one
you should buy a m4
real
A-10 warthog is a valid purchase
2Mbs is actually insane
Nah sticking with Ak
@unborn marten
i wouldnāt even play the game if my wifi was that slow
i am seeing some truly horrific cars in cotw
2mbs is like $1 a month bro
On the toilet 
No way it goes above 10 MB/s though
Bathroom has the best phone reception, takin a shit while calling your boss
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What provider do you run with
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Do they offer discounts to virgins? 
i just spent 5 whole minutes scrolling through all the boring ass legal stuff
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i could get 2mbs from outside my house on the sidewalk bro
I could get a loading icon on YouTube from outside my house at all
Even if I'm hugging up against the door
Hmmm do you like watching illegal stuff

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Y'all remember the lawsuit against pepsi cause they didn't give a civilian a fighter jet?
No
Shame on them
Funny asf
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Pepsi would be a pretty cool name for a fighter jet if it wasn't already a soda
Pretty sure someone sued redbull cause it didnāt give them wings
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Pepsi fighter69 should be the name
Yeah lol, bud jumped off a bridge and sued them after
Pepsi Pisser 43
Tbf it's false advertising but like why though
I like how in GTA it isn't even Pepsi vs Coke it's coke vs sprite in universe
I just learned why its called pepsi
Why
Cause pepsin is a digestive enzyme and pepsi was originally made to help with digestion
It puts pepsin your step

Kinda crazy how the poster child of unhealthy foods was originally a health product
Butters healthy af bro it lubricates your arteries
@unreal echo hey jew

Can we mute donkay for ghost pinging
of course you would steal it
itās in your blood
because you always steal my memes
genuine racism
Seems racially motivated
Noo
very
Iām talking about you fam
racist lol
no one else but you
Can we ban Jew for racism
Donāt steal this too
Jew stole this from me
didnāt plan to
I always thought it was a strange way to nickname jewel as jew, like imagine going to the jew store š
surprising
root bear too low
yea, they tend to do that
I rob Jew stores
dr pepper is a tier
CAPPP
Milk is nasty on its own
I rob Christian homes š
milk better
fatty
iām lactose
Skill issue
no i just have a lot of calcium
you lack toes and taller ants?
Wtf
lol
I steal all their communion bread so I can melt it into one big ass church loaf
dutch cried for 12 hours straisght
Iāll make your grandma lick my toes
his eyes are probably still red
cmon donkay we all know youāve always dreamed of that
Wild
ew

dutch do you have a kid?
Ayooo
you know he donāt pull
im only into girls bru
he just had a gf
And dragons
what!!! thatās crzy
Only thing he pulls is the fridge door open
facts
Did you call your mom Dutch
dutch iām at your house to steal your girl, sheās mine now
Did y'all know americans open their fridge on average 22 times a day
Graceon Momentā¢ļø
You copy me
dude iāll deadass open my fridge and stare at it, then walk away
like somethingās gonna spawn in there
Same lol
Just hoping for something new y'know
Maybe mom went shopping in the last 3 minutes I checked
I date grandmas 
Hey at least you didn't go on any longer in that shit doe
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same š
Y'all date people?
Go get some groceries bro
What's it like
Hello
iām broke
How Is everyone?
Momās credit card
good u
I am goog
Great 
Yeah I'm taken, taken a shit!!!!!!
canāt go anywhere fr
@woven heart is your fridge running?
i gotta stay home

yes
i rigged it with c4
not that i canāt go, just i have no where to go
Better go catch it then
I live near a shopping center 
How tf does a house commit a crime
i live near a retirement village
Damn took one look at you and said yeah keep him inside
Only problem is the gas stations get robbed 
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prehaps
wild

Nah the worst crime in the United States is pirating old Nintendo games
Nah you'd dead ass get killed for a parking ticket nowadays
Chat
rude
God I fkn hate drivinh
Some places are good but sketchy why you always have to carry a strap on you

Have to pay to keep moving, have to pay to stop, have to pay for stickers that look like shit
I mean a gun
Guns? i want a gun
So that's what they sell now instead of guns at Dick's sporting goods
Y'know I had to make up a story in english with this one guy, we picked a school setting, first thing the dude brought up was guns
Based and red white and blue pilled
relatable
Yup if they win superbowl a whole riot starts lol
I hope a gay guy named Mexico wins the super bowl or smthn lol
Do they treat civilians like target practice cause it sounds like that
My cars a piece of shit I will run a mf over š
It's always the sports teams that haven't won a fkn game in a decade that have the most batshit insane fans
Good, send another one
Man the United States has priorities so twisted I'm getting testicular torsion from being a citizen

They name their serial killers shit like the Mega Death big nuts slasher and they name their category 20 hurricanes Cleveland n shit
Succour
lol
Bring it back
Good 
Shut up
No
Yeah
Tgg is weird
greentop
simp?
Hi
Hi
Racially motivated
hey pills
Pills
Pill moment
Pluh š£ļø
Do you take meds
thats plain obvious
badvils
Joe Biden new name is sleepy joe
wasnt it always that?
Joe Biden so old he legally ain't allowed to have anything new
wdym he always has new children to sniff
bro needs a restraining order from anyone under the age of atleast 20 fuck 18 thats too low for him
I will text joe Biden on ig and say hi sleepy joe
he wont say anything cuz he always forget
"president of the united states"
ever pres gets that handle
Ohh
bro u didnt know that
Potus sounds like a made up sound effect
Idk 
I have dementia
Forgot to take my meds
This guy pulls up to the crib wyd
shoot him cuz its trespassing
rude

heās friendly trust
Bro selling mk2
thats what all the chris hensen dateline mbc predators said too
Thatās what happens when someone goes on my land 
Tell him to go back to gaslighting teenage girls on his show
Banana celing tree fire bread sticks bananas bread pizza watermelon cucumber pepper milk bread
WHAT
@unreal echo you're telling me you've never made a bread stick banana watermelon sandwich stacked with pepper and salt before?
canāt say that i have
I made something kinda similar
It was fire
Peanut butter bananas and bacon on toasted bread 
Boornana
cry
Give him a drink and leave simple..
good answers
Nice
What was on it
Chicken lettuce and mayo
was it good?
what
Delicious
Al did you order a McChicken
Right
You were tonight
A spicy chicken burger
real
Y'all ever had a spicy donut burger?
Finished it like 3 mins ago
It's enlightening
I'd try
Cost $10 to get it 
Jam donuts with icing sugar >
What's in it
Greasy ass donut with a patty and cheese in the middle 
Damn
Ngl it was kinda good
Took u a while to notice too
Not 3 days š
Can't be
Yeah
Cuz I wasnāt online š¤¦āāļø
Still
Fatass
Took ya long enough
Fr
so real
So I told him to get some takeaway for us on the way back
true
Right
Iām hungry
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Ok lemme tell you this
Does peanut butter, bananas, and bacon on toasted bread sound good?
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You see you never know until you try it
Same
Cause it's actually really good
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Iām dying
No unfortunately
Same
Sounds good
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What's in them?
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Is it like a breakfast wrap?
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I've never had yorkshire pudding either
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Me when I emailed my doctor a week ago and Iāve gotten no response lol
@near patrol should do a fotd about DB Cooper, really interesting stuff
I'll try if rolm doesn't do fotd

Who here has an xbsx
i have a gameboy
I used to own one
Have u clean it?
Yet
I have used a vacuum on it
Have you cleaned yours?
I used to have one
Iām trying to rn but I donāt how to go about it
Did u ever dust it out
Vacuum
Works great
Then you don't need to worry about breaking anything undoing it to clean it
Should the sequel to black ops be white ops
Africa American ops
@nova scroll why are you back blud
Started playing GTA again
lol
Hi
I was thinking doing that but then when I look online people say the static can damage it
Can't lie I don't remember you
because i got banned in late 2020
Take it to a store
Oh I don't think I was here then
Donāt want to get charged half the price of the console for them to give it a brush
I just shot a dude right in the mouth for a piece of paper that might have a drawing on it
Average treasure hunter
Wait what console
Series X
I vacuumed the Xbox one
I did that too when I had the original
Seemed fine but the power block was from Japan
It can't break the console
It was a replacement
Seem crazy if it does
anyone below 5'9
their fault is being short
I'm cool then
Best way to do cayo
With a plan
@nova scroll what's the fastest route
Ur moms house haha
Not wrong
You should go in through the sewer grate
The sub to da window will be fast
Baby hippos are born for world domination
rip @sharp field
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heās too short
iām not short tho
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You ever see a person cry from happiness and disbelief?
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yeah prob
capper no capping
Someone won $11000
You gotta be a solid 5'5
Baby hippos are born for world domination
bros fr playing apex without me
They were so shocked they started to cry
bru
i was taller than that in 6th grade
Wild
dude i had the weirdest growth spurt
5,7
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Then like 5,10 8th grade year
in 7th i was 5ā4, in 9th i was 6ā0
Jewelz prob went from 4'10 to 5'9
bro thinks he has friends
HAHAHAHA
now iām 6ā2š
Friend.
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heās my friend
Friend.
Someone said baby pandas are better then baby hippos and I disagreed and hung up
right @undone spire
yes
thatās why you two sent a pic of you kissing in mod chat
It's 5am omg
He says it so calmly it's like smth bad is gonna happen if you disagree 
arch
well what can i say hehe
It's the time
i thought you were american
@sharp field iām out of memes send me one
Penis
oh bruh i found this in my camera roll from 3 years ago
despicable me song unironically is hard
Hi chat
bro is not me
pow
show bobs and vagna
bro could blow away a country with them cheeks
lil Uzi
they're not even filled with air
bro gonna float away if they were
bros boutta transform into a hot air balloon
"imma head out" he's gonna cheek out
that's actually crazy

what do you love @brisk seal
Thicc WOMEN
too late for that my guy
imagine vaping
i need cleansing ig
i don't think you had to say that
tell that to the bitches in my school
most students do sadly
u go into a bathroom and u will have atleast 5 students handing u a vape
My high school had a smokers corner..
we got some shady high school students in my school too too they vape n shit but we don't lay an eye on them
thats litterally everybathroom in my school
did u try a hit? š
once but i reflected on my life and saw taht i didnt need addiction to make me happy

The principle finally decided no more smoking on school property. so they found a hole in a fence and went off school property š
idk i never found any drugs intresting
š
my school wanted to remove doors from stalls
fr imagine injecting sum shi on yo blood bro liek how is man comfortable wit dat
kids started using the special ed bathroom when they heard that news
4k full hd shitting video
poor mfs their bathrooms collected dust and then suddenly everyone went into them
the special ed bathrooms are huge in my school for some reason lmao
like almost the size of a small classroom
Who wanna start the cayo Perico heist?
@wind trout iām not playing
I finally got $4 million cash
can i get permission to sleep? @brisk seal
Always that cousin
no sleep is for the weak
What if he is weak
im stronk
Hi ppl
I like men
Fun
I like pp inside me
Good experience no?
Yes pp feels very good and taste very good
All of these msgs werenatb20 exact damn
Getting woerd now
Donold duck wild
no bitches
tmrw the 2nd day of school imma kms
no jesus
no nothing
no god
no allah
no allah
I have college tomorrow
gl
It's only two days per week
No wife
not even the 1000 hindu gods want him
No ass
what are you studying @civic bramble
No duck
no dick
No penis
History
no shaft
No testicles
No sister
No dad
No mom
No money
No house
No bitches
No hoes
No education
why not study about human psychology or whatever you call that thing that you study about how the brain works mentally and body language n shiiii
I got $4 million what should I buy
bro out here giving a first day introduction
2 subs n a sprunk
4 orb shots
on grinders
Is the Avenger good?
selling CEO
guys should i statt griefing
@civic bramble
Huh?
W
does it feel good
Its a fucking troll
Yes?
Fuck you Angel
i have no emotions so i won't feel bad
Thanks man
chat should i grief
I don't wanna be fucked by u
yes
Imma might buy the Avenger
boost shark card sales
me?
less goooo
Hell no

let's delay gta 6
@dull egret
I don't wanna be fucked
why not

Tf u think š
@nova scroll hi dad
oh mb i thought you replied to the should i grief msg
ok tmr I'll get on and start griefing @brisk seal
are you on ps4
So never
Should I buy the Avenger?
is collage worth it?

It's only two day per week and it's only two classes
kinda ye cuz u can go around and use it like an AC 130 & it has a workshop
what kind of lovely studying is this
Yes.
are you going to say hi and go home
And it starts at 11am and ends at 3pm
But in somewhere at 12pm I can go home because my other class starts at 1pm
i got like 4 classes tmrw and its the second day i wanna kms
what can you do in 1 hr
don't
Since my college is close to my house I can just go to my home
of b classes
hello i love thicc women and i want to educate myself here, thanks for watching me bye
tactical advantage
Yeah
im also prolly gonna go to a collage close to my house
like 20-30 min drive
cant be bothered to live in a dorm with nasty ahh people
huh?
no dad worries about an elephant outside of the Australian Embassy
where's da mexico filter cabron
cabron
do u atleast own a sub?
The Avenger with the Gun turret I bought
do- do- do you own th- th- the sub? @civic bramble
rip if he doesnt lmao
yeah
Nope

But I can do the Dr.dre contract
Twice tomorrow
I have the oppressor mk1
ikr
blud Ratatouille louis Stuart little the third
I just can grind in my four free days
thats usual
Bro who tf is u
hello
I don't know u

Stay tf away from me
U ain't even moving out of that spot
@lavish flame 
Hi
do you want a bomb crate
Dont hi me
i have bombs for everyone
Notice anything different about how I greeted the chat
Fuk u bich
No
you just said hi instead of whats up gorilla gang
Yea
Don't wanna be fucked by u
use bombs for a better life
Yall horny today..
Ok angel thatās making it a bit weird
No oneās saying that angel
lay off the fuk u damn š
or a surface to air missile
is bro tryna fuck a bomb?
What happens if it blows up? šš
So I broke my Xbox
Bro broke his xbox
Joking
i go out with a bang
lmqo
both in terms of exploding
Lmao*
and
Gn
That controller design is ughh
im going to smuggle some c4
The dpad looks weird
What'd they do to it?
Also threes also 4 buttons in the middle now
Itās better
Like what's better about the controller?
if you hollowed out an xbox it would be great to hide explosives in
It feels nicer
Hmm
Yeah the Xbox one controller felt cheap as hell and also one time one of the joysticks fell in and wouldn't move or click
Xbox smacks the living shit out of ps4
Letās go Xbox
Letās go Xbox
Letās go Xbox
lets go smuggle bombs
Ive went through like 8 controllers all cuz of stick drift
Oof
And its like 60$ for a new controller
From Microsoft*
My current one has been going good
Fr
PlayStation is just overrated and most of its fan base saying its better than Xbox are kids because their exclusive is Spiderman

Both are mid.
Nintendo on top
(Troll)
I don't even like spider man
Ah yes i love playing mario kart
Letās go Xbox
Lmao
I lost all my other consoles and I'm left with a PS3 and a steam deck
š + yall doing console wars in 2023? Little kids fr
Calm the fuck down angel itās a joke
Nah console wars, grow tf up
Lol
š stop acting like little kids
No oneās having a console war do u see anyone arguing
Jeez xbox 360 and ps3 on top š¤āļø
fr whats this guy on about
Angel why u pushing arguments all the time for
wha
I'm just trolling with Nintendo since their basically the most evil game company to exist (not counting Microsoft since most of their misdeeds aren't xbox related, and Xbox is one of their better products)
Why u actin dumb 24/7
define a kidās actions @jagged wraith
Why u always got something to say 24/7
Reply instead of ping š¤
Because we are in discord land lol
No need for console wars. Everyone knows the stadia is king
Letās go Xboxššš
yo whos the ākidā here
These dumb fucks be starting console wars like little kids
Letās go xbox ššš
Don't know who did
i found this
No one was fucking arguing
And dumb fucks like you starting random arguments for no reason
@stoic swift š
We do a bit of trolling in gorilla chat
Calling someone a kid is kinda overused tbh
Exactly.
Letās go Xboxššš
Don't take everything serious damn.
That guy looks like a star wars character
Yall cry over small things š
wdym š
i cry when my bombs explode
So sad
Angel cried when I proposed to him
Almost as sad as your multi-million dollar investments gets bombed by flying bike
𤨠u never even proposed to me tf
hmmm
U gave that ring to a side hoe
I remember, he did
Thats not true

š u threw me off and broke my leg remember
Uhh
No no no thats not true
At all
Nonono
Whoās down
To watch tennis?
No
š¦
Yes it is
To smuggle c4
Annoying
Cookie dough icecream on top š
smuggle covid
How
settings
I need that
i dont know where it is in settings though
Need what
@mellow cipher im gonna file a lawsuit against u 
Have fun finding a lawyer without MY money
What?
Prob cuz u on PC
i have 14 cents
You aint gettin nothing
Iāll take it
who wants 14 cents
I already used your money
Im watching your yt rn
Hi chat
Shut up
Please

