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Are you a scammer
What are your crimes
Murder, arson, robbery, grand theft, crimes against humanity, hate crimes, assult, kidnapping, extortion, illegal distribution, jay walking, illegal possession of nukes, speeding, manipulation, abhorring the course of justice, fraud, public destruction and stealing a candy bar from 7/11
Tax fraud?
They only count if they can prove it was you.
Thats bonkers mate
I want some more drugs
Ask @woven heart
Rookie
Hello golden noodle
Why is your name brown?
Cause i scam for fun
What did you do to scam someone
And they wanted it to be more obvious
Cayo cut
Offerd help for 50/50 each time
Just left after the first one
Oh did you help with set ups
A random?
Someone from this server
Guess he took the risk
Life is a risk
I wouldn't ever give 50|50
thank god i dont have to verify my phone number to be there
@pulsar palm dont blame you for being a scammer, gotta hustle somehow
Thankyou kind rat
and if you have to scam kiddies on gta then fair enough
Gta is a game where you always wanna do bad
keep scamming sqeakers š
Its not called a
except when someone is selling cargo, thats the only time you dont kill them
other than that go crazy
Yo how u get cmm role just did it
ive only ever been cargo griefed once and he couldnt even kill me
Make a ticket and show them proof
I was once and i kept killing them till they left
cum role?
Criminal mastermind challenge role
its weird how its an unspoken rule to just no attack people who are selling cargo
i could never
Very true
I gtg back to work
Goodbye forever
maybe bogdan mastermind if that exists
goodbye
Open a ticket in #šć¢supportļ¼report have a pic ready
Hello nox
Hi
Lil Bro Nox

@copper sinew lemme ask if I've done the all in order n loyalty challenges but didn't get the cmm one done can I redo cmm?
From the beginning?.. I think.
But #šāgta-discussion might have a more accurate stand on the answer.
I thought u said u just did cmm lol
It's glitched out the other way when I did it.
I accidentally joined a heist invite n it didn't gave me the warning
Yes I did cmm
Oof
Broo
N it was convoy setup on Pacific standard
I mean I was at convoy setup when I accidentally joined the heist
You start CMM and you're locked in . apartment heists are off limits until you're done.
guys
In order only.
I've been facing this problem for a while. Can anyone help?
I'm unable to buy vehicles from Legendary motor sports in GTA online
Watching a movie now
Did they patch the cyao thing
they patched the crackcopter
Huh
Oh
One message removed from a suspended account.
ahhhhhhhhhhh
'
?
guys are amazon used products legit?
idk
what about those certain toys
How I know I was get a typa disease
I
they dont allow u to sell used things that have human excrements on them

šæ
im back
:p
rookie numbers
How you know

cuz amazon would get ass fucked by human resources in the US if they did

jeff bezos
im not shit talking š
Sleeping at all is a rookie thing
Interesting.
i have a plank of wood
What's that supposed to mean
Do a plank
@cunning void
Bruh moment
Bro.
Brother.
Add nails at the end and you have a weapon
Bro always chooses violence
lol
do you know malerampage
he got da member role
its my role
become a channel member and get a hooker role @lavish flame
ye fr
you can get whatever role you want
hooker role less goooo
are you Indian by any chance @modest cypress
why
yeeeee
that
chill bro i just asked if you're Indian šš
bro got offended immediately
i didnt
that's actually crazy
Are you indian
from something
oh
because im in a journey about guessing people's nationalities
ffrom what
or are you straight up just guessing
Are You Indian? @modest cypress
from my ass bro are you Indian
i understand the indian and scam but
im asking where the hell would you get the idea that im indian
no
Are you indiana
^^^^^^^^^^^
are you slow bro
1.6M tequila goes crazy
in my dreams bro ye ik
yes
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hello slow bro, im @river bison
And it was solo
no im slow
nice to meet you
not slow bro
fast
who asked and cares
He did didn't he?
ya
: )
also boy stop messaging me about billy and april or whatever
And does
who let bro cook
let's change topic bro this is making me lose brain cells @modest cypress
ok
how many brain cells do you have?
A lot
But their leaking from my ear
Are you floridian
yes
They're* leaking.
:/
Thank you for correcting yourself
Not correcting myself twice. FK it
You're* welcome!
I got you
youāreārāreāre welcome
lil bro
I asked for this at some point didn't I?...
ok big bro failed
Failed what?
the test
test
balls
you're in a fever dream @modest cypress
wake up...
count your fingers.....
slow .....
I have 10
no
slowly but surely you will get there....
You mean the test to justify the standard by which you and society will see me furthermore?..
Who got an avenger
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Modded
i don't have someone who avenges people
helibopto
Stfu

are you mentally stable @modest cypress
bro got triggered from that
heliboptor
that us actually crazy
man took it personally
Wrong @
fr
Monster stfu
lmao
ooooooooo
Hello
hello

you really think me talking on a chatting site is a roast
where's your energy @modest cypress
he's going thry his Villain arc confirmed @copper sinew
something more productive than insulting some bitchless nobody
Actually what me sleeping looks like.. fr.. used to use that trick in class.
Sucks to be crazy bro
They put marshmallows all over the walls but they don't taste nice
And this jacket is tight
Typing through a mirror with your hands behind your back is a challenge fr fr
lol

I don't like marshmallows
Me neither.. they burn too fast
bruh
imagine not knowing how to roast a mashmelon
i haven't tasted cooked Marshmellos
i actually forgot that you can cook them
You gotta keep it moving man.. get nice and brown and golden like
Graham crackers chocolate bars, smors..
I wanna be black
Y'all realize you buy marshmallows white cook them till they're brown and hate them when they're black?

Racially motivated boycott marshmallows
Fr
this is why i like mashmelons
gay marshmallow
And purple
Can i have it
no
What is
its not a marshmallow
Rainbow marshmallow
Up
@copper sinew let's be real who tf is buying colored marshmallows
Me
lol
Me
The sky
when
Yesterday
I think it comes down to a matter of
drugs
Easter gimmicks?
Ever had the banana ones?
Turtle
We don't call them coloured anymore
Just African is fine now
'
Racist confirmed
turtle
'

should i drink from my bathroom or pick up my plank of wood
plank
ok
add a few nails to it you have a weapon
Plank 90 seconds
to fight the zombies with
Letās test your upper body strength
i have 0 body strength
i can see my vein
same
its sticking out of my wrist

Riddle me this
no
One guy
no
Says to his friend
Turtle
Hello
cuz shes fat
oh say as u seeeeee
Is that not opening words to the national anthem of the United States of America?
Bro
@near patrol some dudes posting scat porn
Shut up
Umbrella Summoning assholes
Where
You shut up
Tf
Now
Yh
Iām going to get sick
Memes and garbage
Hi
Yo can anyone help me with my bunker ps4
I barfed up
its kompot lover
Yo can anyone help me with my bunker ps4
I did donāt worry
is it bannable?
Yes
ok
No its a slap on the wrist
Bro
Embed rail
Obviously
Hey mods
@cunning void
plimbus warn us next time buddy
We got a problem over here
No
@near patrol please ban
scat porn in memes n garbage
Do as your told
Hey uh mods??
Yo can anyone help me with my bunker ps4
Brooo
@near patrol ban
Dudes posting people shitting and jacking off, yet you still click on the link
and bruh get a pingable name or u finna get banned
bro what
its zaza?
yeah
Check memes bro
Nah I saw
@stable relic
Fucking nasty
memes n garbage
i checked memes and it did not load
Banned
good
good
Thanks moderators
Delete the messages
yeah
In memes
some people are just 
My brother
but who is your brother : O
My brother bilo
That guy needs to be checked who got banned
Right on
My brudda
You can say that again
I got bored so i ate all the chips
of
The casino are pissed with me
lol
Did you rob it
True scam move
want me to run like 5 cayos for you
me first
'
I dont play gta anymore
tree
damn
is
thast not why i said it
I got a ps5 and i cant be botherd to transfer from xbox
Iāll have it
im saying it because this is a gta server
Is your casino big @pulsar palm
When you get everything you want all youāre left with is an empty desire to kill time
Yuh
how about you kill all the stuff you got
so youll want it again
i thought it was a drug server
i thought this was a fortnite server
It must be such a pain to have the two best consoles on the market at the same time. Not having enough time to play both of them.
Why donāt I take one off ur hands
I thought this was a gun porn server
Thankyou kind sir
No problem
What
Just pictures of sexy guns 
Double Dutch?

ik man
Yo can anyone help me with my bunker ps4
i love kissing sexy guns
If you could have any kind of power what would you want?
the power to shut people up
Teleportation
.
The power to change the probability of anything
Yo can anyone help me with my bunker ps4
With what means?
Infinity
Mine is definitely the best here
timestop
oh i have internet again
Definitely an op one
nah ima control time
Everyone sleeping on this
teleportation is like a breadstick
I would morph into anything and into anyone
y but its kinda goofy
No itās all powers into one
Can even teleport into your mothers bed š
thats why its goofy
How is that goofy
too op
Iāve thought of that before
wow the chances i get everything i ever want
boom
consentually tho right?
chance i have every power

The ability to control reality and its laws pf physica
abilty to control time
In this world everything works from something else intervening
the power to have all other powers
wat happens if u fuck everything up tho
What if we make a particle accelerator and make it blow up and get powers
it aint like the flash man

The wind blows the air, the air replenishes life, life creates circumstances that continue this cycle
i would have inf drugs
To be is to do and to do is to be
but true
But this doesnāt not mean that to be and to do are the same thing
imagine having inf crack
but yhou have no idea what power u gonna get
even if it as physical contact
like i could touch a clock and control clocks instead of time :/
Than relity is broken
Enjoy the new settings
then unfuck it
you can control it bruh
Isnāt that the plot of fortnite
what happens if u fuck it to the point where your powers go away

Could rob Area 51 with powers
what happens if you didnt fuck it to the point where your powers go away
honestly just dont fuck it up
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
fr
yea but there aint no tutorial to controlling reality so
its easy to fuck up

I would change the laws of gravity
-1000000
Imagine you fuck up and get stuck in the void lol
there is a tutorial on how to use cyanide
flys into orbit

ok what if i change that chances you know how to control reality
to 100

Thatās my power
Have u ever done the door frame trick
ok then my power is the same and now i just removed yours
: )
mars is a giant Dorito
what if i fuck a planet and do another big bang theory wit the powers 

hmmmmm
who said its a boyy
i change the chances and now its bi
me cuz i control reality
wait
i will take away your powers
no its trans
cuz i control reality
If u could ask people that have been dead for ages one thing like something unsolved what would u ask them

no i will remove your chances of being able to remove my powers
i change the chances to 0
took it away
now you cants take my poewrs
already
no
Into who?

joeks on you i already changed the chances of me dying, losing my powers, and uh
macaroni
so you lose
ice spice for personal reasons
the moment i got my powers

i changed the chances
Anyone?
Warn me next time buddy
That ginger rapper?
changed reality so it unturned your chances
Bros gonna get muted for nsfw
ok i return
and i remove chances of you being able to unturn again
go bang and shit stop tryna fight me
ima remove yo chances of gettings powers, if a mod is reading this because somebody didn't understand we playin a game of powers im talking about the game

Nope
Woah there buddy is that a threat
Posted it before countless times
any chances u change i rechange
Idk man some mods are soft
tru fr
I gotcha
we playing a game
what was that
wdym got hard
Was reading that
didnt have enought to read
What

hi guys
Hey
You know mods can see what you delete right?
boy stop tryna ping that tryna get me banned
ree
They do?
Nothing wrong with it so why should I care
Yep
This dude got a gif for everything
easy fix, quit doing shit that'll get you banned.
Duh!
its not so
i wont
so
no

Itās the Ben Shapiro server I swear
YEAH OKAY
What is your banner bro 
Didn't know Ben Shapiro was like that
Dreamy Perico heist

Ayoo
this server concerns me sm
His wap remix 
You missed it where a guy was posting porn gifs everywhere lol
You missed meme chat a bit ago
i'm glad i missed that tbh
And when that one person posted CP
If you decent, and type of guy, you'll walk your lil bro across the street, or the other kid who doesn't have a big bro.. I respect you, keep having fun.. but if you aint..
Wtf
what the John
i'm rlly glad i sleep like 15 hours a day
Wtf
you cause me pain
so i can miss weird shit like that
I think that's enough discord for one day
I wasnāt as lucky
if i could
I know
I only sleep like 4 hours a day bro
jk

my fish tank keeps making noises and i think it might explode
i've been here for a while

What fish do you have
as usual i competely ignore u somehow
Fish.
Can I go fishing in it
idk like 7 small fish and one big fish
The kind that swim
abooz
reported
I have an extra rod somewhere
yeah tbh i've been ignoring you too
:/
š
thats makes me sad
no ignore me i cry
Should I buy dart frogs
HBO
i think one of my fish is a goldfish but i'm not sure
No
Frogs don't play darts
Is it gold
That's silly

yeah
Is it a fish
but it's a bit weird looking
Is it a fish
it doesn't give me goldfish vibes
okay so I can't use caps
@simple iron lel
Gosh dang Frick!
lol

sucks to suck
True
SUCKS TO SUCK aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Pause
There you go
interesting chat
the fish doesn't look like a goldfish
Thatās cool
What does it look like
A fish
she's gold but she's got little black dots and she's got more like fish wings
It looks like this
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

what

Buy geckos
i got
my fish is a goldfish she's just not as fat as other goldfish
My goldfish died after 3 days
I own 3 crested geckos all females
damn
Your goldfish is a fish?
my 3 turtles died after 3 days
No
That's crazy
i've had my fish for like 3 years
RIP Frankie the goldfish
Gta6?
I ate my goldfish
i had a fish that went missing
Either jumped out of the tank or got stuck somewhere
no thats gta 5 update 3000000
yeah my sister just looked there one day and the fish was gone
We're already there ain't we?
Lmao
im sorry update 3000001
his name was carrot he was the oldest fish in the tank
fr, never heard of heist on monopoly 
Hey tabi and nox
hi
Monopoly guy is invincible
Hru 
hi...
Ima need a new controller @copper sinew
@cunning void can i fuck ur ass
i want waffles but i've ran out of waffles
what the shucks
@velvet forum @jagged wraith eat my ass pls
Fucking hell its a alt.
Ikr bro
what the Frick
Who are you bro
get more

amazon is my new best friend on that subject..
@near patrol can you ban @zenith kayak or sum shit
i'm too poor for more
Wait
Steal them
I'll send a supply drop.
yes
Ight
it's also 2am and i'm not going to the shops for waffles
Mf joined and told ppl to eat his ass?
Where is Apache
š like what
scam_harami#0 was banned. | possible alt
Oh shit it is

yeah it's almost 3
its 1pm wdym guys
Only 9pm for me 
was apache mod in that other server?
in england it's nearly 3am
What other server?
Idk apache is a bitch lmao
Nws
oh right
deleting most of my messages on this server
Ok
Huh
ok
The mods can see deleted messages bro
my tooth hurts
.. bro who is u
a gta server.
I caught him a couple times and I think he started hating me,
Lol
see a toothbrush club
I almost broke my controller š
Prob will
as soon as I joined the server he disappeared and never returned...
ik, they still are cringe... rather them not have them be as easily searchable and I might get flagged or something by the mods because it'll show everything in the logs.
What did bro do
Apache hates everyone
He's been banned over 300 times
i want food but i don't know which food
i think i'll pick something else tbh
who is apache
yea
That's fair enough

apples
Sum1 who gets banned everytime he joins
i got this weird pastry thing
Yo can anyone help me with my full bunker ps4
no it's like one of those chocolate things you get for like 50p in any shops
Oh
what'd he do tbh
What didn't he do.
now that is a question
(ion know him either)
Yo can anyone help me with my full bunker ps4
50p is 50 pepperonis correct?
Joins and spam pings a bunch of people
There's another channel for that
ah one of those
Mainly mods and whatnot
actually...
Oh k
England currency type
Pence.
i'm gonna go watch netflix bye guys
Cya
Tgg goin downhill cause of those ppl
fair tho
He said he does it just to troll
He's that fast
true

i love crack
wild, wonder how many IP's he's gone through
Lol
how many tonnes can you sell rn.
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