#💬┃gorilla-chat
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meth not math i can't spell
i want to eat them
i thought you were a turtule
Ya I don't know what that is
that's great
Wha u wanna kill ur own kind wow
people kill other people why can't the turtules kill each other
death :)
Crewmates dont kiss!! 
For people they lack the brain cell but turtules
Wtf!?
Well they can
turtules
So which turtule u gonna marry
i ate too many crumpets
ALL turtules who are not drug addicts shall perish
We don't do that here
We give death to everyone
im gonna go buy some seaweed bread
i almost just ripped my bellybutton peircing out
i caught it on my blanket
By hand ?
oh
Hey there me again
want meth?
I want math 🙂
Sure
Noice I love math
i want a drink but i'm rlly comfy and my dog is lying on me
im going to die for a bit
Well ain't that normal in America
?
i'm so tired
go u girl
We have police to ur location hand up don't reach for a weapon
Reach for ur weapon kill the anime kid
If u think I am a anime kid I don't watch it I like like the art design :]
Ok I apologise I was mistaken
ima turtule
@lost schooner just realised I've been pinging u in the wrong channel
anyways, its 3:33 am
Go in hell as all turtules belong thier
go u turtule
I hate ur kind it took me a week just to get a stupid scoute from a turtule in Minecraft
im going to hide
i think someone just broke into my house but i always think but what if someone acc broken in this time
Man I wish I so lonely
lock him in
no i'm petrified what if someone genuinely broken in
@crimson coral
notm1x#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg
Just yell I have a ak47
dumbass
last time it was just a moth and then the time before that it was my sister walking around then yesterday it was the dog walking around
Stupid
i always think someone's broken in
or just yell I like pineapple on pizza
Same
i live in the uk i don't think they're legal here
coconut on pizza
Nah then he gonna kill him for that combo
Meh u don't own it u are just saying
i don't think that's legal here either
both seem criminal
Meh everything legal If u yell I am g@y
I mean is breaking into peep’s houses legal?
no but the chances my house has acc been broken into are very slim
I identify as an ak47
Ya i always broke into people houses
engage in combat
They worse then afk player lol
not me starring to see who’d win
i live in a low crime area filled with old people and i have like 16 cameras around my house and my doors have 2 locks than are always locked if someone broke in they can have whatever they want as a reward for that
i would steal everything drug and turtule related
nvm it wasn’t moving
Meh 😑 what they gonna do call the police they search ur house they find nothing and who called get arrested
don't steal my drugs or turtules
you will not
wait so you admit you have drugs
do turtule squishmellows count
good thing i don't have 7
thank god they ain’t ducks
i have a knitted duck on my desk
I’ll chop ur organs and fry them, then feed them to ur youngest sibling.
do you have me confused with an american bro?
Murica
my dog moved i can go get my water
scary place
it's 3:44am
i'm so tired
Me when the Valium doesn't kick in (I have crippling insomnia)
no i'm watching a movie
Crunchy
my dogs upside down
ik i just need to sleep for like 17 hours then all my problems will be fixed
i sleep 7 hours everyday
my juice tastes weird
Nobody fuck with @stray wedge he’s a real one my mother fucking best friends
Got it
ok?
i don't think i'm allowed to say what it tastes like
🤨
how do you know what that tastes like?
we don't need to get into the details of it
I don’t sleep it’s 3:50 Tuesday morning and i haven’t slept for over a month, it feels like your awake and sleep at the same time
🤨
i sleep 7 hours every night
i sleep like 12 hours a day
thats a lot
Well I don’t so thanks for remembering me
Arnold is like 6hrs to sleep... you need 8? sleep faster
How are you alive?
don’t even ask

juice or squash
the one you mix water with
squash yeah it has a shelf life of like 2 years ime, just give it a good shake
i've just gone with water
Water in my area so shit
like best before date?
i'm not risking it tasting bad a 3rd time i'll be sick
france or india?
England
Close
But its like 60% chalk my water bro
People who wanna live ?
the water in english is so grim
oh
I'd heard alcohol was cheaper than water in the uk but I never been to find out
water is pretty clean here
Meh water in India ain't that bad we used to drink it a lot we even drink it now
Maybe in the 1800's 😂
water water
my water is to bad but it's better than the funky juice
i drink from the bathroom tap
Aint that the one thats usually unfiltered?
it tastes fine
water tastes different from each one of my taps it's mad
Just get a cuppa then better then everything else
the kettle would wake up my sisters baby
i dipped my finger in the toilet and put it in my mouth once
Lol
once i dropped my old headphones in the toilet i genuinely cried
Clean out your taps 😂 probably got limescale buildup Use a bag of baking soda and vinegar
It tastes better from the shower
its fine my kitchen tap is alright so i don't need my bathroom taps to taste good
im to lazy to go to my kitchen tap most of the time
Nah council pop is shit I just buy big 3l bottles of cider, then refill them at my gyms fountain
its 3 pm
i'm so tired
school is nearly over
Can confirm, I hear seagulls
your at school???
yea
i swr you was talking abt meth
i was
and crack


That is nuts 
hmmmm
haha some guy who was high on crack once broke into my school and chased kids
which means ur either under 18 or under 16 which is mad

once i came into school high and had an english test i forgot about
are you sure?
i could go for toilet water
I need to rebrew my tea

tbh my fridge water tastes worse than my bathroom tap
that's not good..
omfg some kid came into school with a eighth and he had to flush it in the toilets because police came round to search people 😂
i have just gotten used to drinking from the bathroom
Well water that smells like sulfur 🤮
this is a common country thing.
can’t wait to be level 30
bro the teachers were giving me mad dirtys like pls remove ur eyes from my person
What's your topic? besides sleepless months and unspeakable life sustaining methods.
Rude
Very rude
oh... I woulda commented on reuben

🤢
wym?
yum
plumbing W
You get a topic you can speak on and you fail running out of words
my dogs fully upside down
Serial killers
#📜┃all-server-info within the rules
Aaaaaaa
Koalas are a weird fact
i keep accidentally almost ripping my bellybutton peircing out
Hell yeah
Yeah it's couter productive to be muted or banned... 
penguin will have sex with dead body’s
Then don't ..
Definitely need to rebrew that tea then...
it gets caught on stuff
Lol
I heard this actually.
it's an accident
Ik
it hurts a lot
If i dont 100% days gone tomorrow then idk
And they r word female penguins as well sadly
💀💀 cause im gonna be grinding that for hrs >>
Wait Peacemurder.. I'm french and we have two names for penguins.. the ones that fly here in the north, and those that don't in the south...
Lol
Manchot and Pinguin.
Rockstar should make a Gerald contract
i'm rlly tried so i'm gonna go sleep
rockstar should go to mars
goodnight guys
Gn
good afternoon
🤢
?afk wake up nox
@jagged wraith I set your AFK: wake up nox
Angel<3 is AFK: wake up nox - a few seconds ago
FU!
Imma get my license tomorrow
I got money, Wich is better the hangar or the mobile operations center?
Wich of those are worth
Not sure, try asking in #🚔┃gta-discussion
Ok
wow he actually got an almost immediate answer
Where can u request homies for selling?
Monke
The looking for group for businesses?
Just help for selling guns I got 500k to sell and it says I need more vehicles
i couldn't sleep how are we all
Yeah I'd try the LFg businesses channel if you have one.
and maybe offer them assistance for the sales..
I've come to see you in my dms... I'm pretty sure you do sleep

if you didn't sleep then you'd die
My dad fell asleep with his eyes open during a scary movie once...
then he snored...
Lol
ikr!
once my dad fell asleep on the motorway while driving it was not fun
we genuinely don't know how he fell asleep
that's like irl scary movie type deal...
🙊🙈🙉
Don't you have the bumps on the side to wake driver up?
Three wise monkeys
i think
we ended up stopped at a mcdonald's so he could sleep bc we was on a road trip to cornwall
||Never get high of your own supply, instead sell you’re drugs and become a kingpin like publo||
||Make drugs and sell them||
||Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
||
Hey chat
What message
This one
Want to know if got banned for what i said?
Hello how the pigeons doing?
Good they are all healthy
wym? Lol 😂
Well I am going to start free trial of dying aka sleeping
Ok bye
You to
I have lunch as a grade
you added rick to your bio, nice
I can sent a screenshot here
my car is acting up
W car..
mechanic's best dream.. low maintenance, easy access.
when is your guys school starting
POV me as a pilot
a decade ago
4 weeks ago
Exciting!
yea
being home is boring and getting in trouble everyday by ur parents
true
Take advantage of school tho and learn all you can.
then you can be a reall Rizz W
IM finally going to highshcool and being 6 ft
looking down at your teachers I see 
how old r u
32 soonish maybe
damn
i think i dont
That time when you used to fit underneath them but then you hit your head everywhere.
oh yeah

where u from
that's a real struggle
yeah
🇨🇦
Canada is big compared to a lot of places...
which makes smaller places hard to judge..
does the UK rule canada
The pfp suggest middle east..
Afghanistan
I was pretty damned close.
people say afghanistan is in middle east
I mean... Ceremonially? Ig... but then the queen died... 
yea she did
Ngl she was pretty fkn cool...
when she died they invited every country leader
not alot
but afghanistan was in the list
of not being invited
I can understand the resentment..
yep
Did you know her security team shot at her once because she took a walk in the grounds and didn't tell anyone
nice
Especially when I gotta be up at 7
Nah
or close to it
She responded with, I better tell someone next time...
hellur

really does
it's the same song 💀
Capit do u get paid for being a moderator
Yes
You have it on ps4?
😐
how much
use that and skip the skip cap
No
Yeah but I can't turn it one and my WiFi for it is dead for some damned reason

can you coonect your airpods to ps4 and 5
oh i thought u could
I would switch to ps4 to select the song and then switch back to device.. but that's me..
by the time gta 6 release i will be vacationing in afghanistan😭
Got 5 hours last night 😭
why
I'm a night person
Which sucks when you gotta get up at 6 am in a month for school everyday
next summer im going to afghanistan for like 6 months
Ah now we got good music
In needa pray rq before I do something stupid again
Capit do you have another job
Yes
who do u pray to
God
what religon
Nope
Christianity

ok
💀
Nox do you pray
Prolly not
i don’t think he does
how abt u

i do
Nice
I'm the messiah bro...
Did you pray today
I don't need to pray, I have direct lines
I pray 5 times a day

Morning and night dawg
what abt before eating?
I pray 5 times a day
it’s good to thank him for what you have to eat
all of you are christian but not me
Latom
It could always be a lot worse
Capit are you in the "bible belt"?
?
what is a bible belt
Apparently it's an area across US that's super religious...
oh ok
Idk prolly not
oh the midwest you mean
thus the name
I got a question
Is Jesus god for you
Why no one helping cayo perico old gen :(
He's Christianity's version of a messiah
Is he god tho
and jesus is gods son
I have the paperwork to say I am one.. but I don't actively practice..
Yes
From the virgin Mary
mhm
Technically Christ means body of the Lord but who's saying?
God
god in christianity is the one above all
Jesus is the Lord
so your saying that he prayed to his dad
yes
Abraham too I think?
He's messiah?
what does that means
never heard of it
people teaching these words that aren't even used!??? whaaaa
It's like... Prophets... Messiah's
Different religion
really..
We're really lounging the rules here tho...
Prophet I believe was the universal word for the four no?
Not really
Technically not attacking anyone
Just talking about what we believe in
Thats all
Smart rules tbh
Causes shit
The way I see it let people talk about it if they wish but keep it on the not attacking people side
Ex: this conversation
As long as it's enlightening theres no need for muting 🫡
U think I’m muting
Our school was Catholic, but they gave us the Catholic credit for attending church gatherings and a mandatory world religions credit..
No... I'm selfish bro.. I'm thinking of me
Man I was deep in my local church

No respect for parents now a days 😒
Tea is nice.
I only drink it for breakfast
Some parents....
._.
ttyl
i want to change my name
Some parents are deserving of their not give a damn about em
SOME
VERY LITTLE OF THEM
There's all sorts really...
aslo ➼ @Level 15 - (can change nickname)
brain exercise W
I was just wondering what happen to all the trolls and griefers....
I been exercising the befriend a griever tactic
I try not too

they become garage rats
They can be cute..
It's raining pretty fiercely right now..
its a pleasant sunny day
the weather is so unpredictable where i live
rains for 10 mins then stops then rains again then stops
guys where to buy up n atomizer?
We never get tornadoes... this year we got three
up my ass

Agency or Gun van #📣┃gta-weekly-news #1136653537280020480 message
Mother Earth not happy me thinks
i can't find it at agency or gunvan, is it like unlockable gun or what?
POV Me driving a tank
talk to jamal
behind maze banl
could be rank locked but gun van rotates stock every week
lol ok
Y’all know the moments when inspectors decide they wanna arrive 4 HOURS EARLIER THAN ANTICIPATED
😭
when the gif page is open you don't really see what people are saying 
smell my finger?
No
better than coffee 
I don’t need coffee I need tea


What does he mean by this
He means smell his finger silly
I got a question
My auto shop garage was full of car slots, so I replaced a car with another, and I can’t seem to find the other car
where is it stored
Pretty sure it deletes the one it replaced
Unreal
I laughed so hard tho
It was meant as a gorilla clown moment and it became gorilla gold
,
🎷🐛
Y’all I really do need help
I just heard about the red dead news and the fact that fucking that a 24 BILLION FUCKING dollar gaming company is just porting just porting a game “modern” gaming system the ps4 that was made on 2013 when the ps5 came out in 2020 is just wild to me that the company that I love the company that is carrying my childhood is this arrogant thing is just crazy and childish just to make profit and more just make gta look like Chinese rip off “nothing with Chinese people don’t cancel me” is pissing on a dead man’s grave at this rate is just crazy she the world we live in maybe Ubishit might over take rockstar and the way they try to increase shark card sale are stupid just nerfing cayo and more just wow and I never rant about something this long I probably made so many mistakes in my writing but just please just make thing how they used to be. Side note aliens where confirmed before came out lmao gta6
my vamos is gone cuz of this
Ok
pls answer my question!!
Sorry sir it happened with me with pargon r it gone
Whats a actual useful car in gta 5
Yep
no way
Hi
nahhh
my vamos is gone
I’ve had like 6 cars just vanishing
this games acc dead bro
can’t wait for gta6
Or you can check every single garage you have
But to this day my pargon r armored is now 6 feet under
bro the vamos is literally one of the weekly cars
idc if it was any car, but the vamos literally meant the most to me
Contact rockstar support
guess it’s 6 feet under
Sorry
Ig I will
Ask if anyone has it and buy it in the ls carmeet
Wait u can do that?
How
I won all my drag races with that car
I got a modded car because of that

Ok
Hold up contact rockstar support if your young ask you mom or dad to email them and wait or check every garage you have.
okay
I’m talking moc night club arcade and more
Submit a ticket?
Yeah
called the mechanic, didn’t find
every single garage
If you don’t see it then sorry rockstar is your only chance or maybe some one has a vamos here
Ok hopefully do you have back up proof like how it happened
Please tell me you do if your still play take a clip of it
...
Level 0 gyat
Anyone had kotaska
I have kosaska
hello
Arson

no
Let it die let it die let it shrivel up and die
Lorax
Not even by cows lines??
Should I get night shark or insurgent
i prefer nightshark
Why
Hey

'
But u can’t shoot
…
Thx
Hello
Thx
How is everyone doing today?
tranny bird
.
bad
tornado warning
and power keeps cutting out
Damn
sad
Hello ubereats
Hello gay pigeon
go eat ice cream or sum shit idk
Stop being sad
Be happy
Steve on fortnite confirmed
cool
Why's that?
Why are you sad?
how tf
Sorry to hear that
Its 8 am idk yet
😞
I wish my friends dumped on me 😞



pineapples
🤢
hmmmm
naur
I agree
why they dump u tho
idk

im a bit unhinged maybe
LOL

what u mean by "unhinged"
Maybe it’s because you snort crack
hmmm
I can't connect to online in Xbox, I have internet connection
That just looks like Elmo is falling into the eternal pit of pizza
try drugs
Get fiber internet
Dont do crack
Lemonade tree fire bread sticks bananas
😋
Frog mouth wash oven slow cooked ham pizza rolls
What the actual fuck
L gta PC user
?
old version of GTA with no haos cars
60 plus fps for games hits diff
not even just gta
Homosexual
i got a PC but gta for ps5 is the way to go
Chicken gravy deep fried oven pasta tooth chocolate
Because modders exist?
yea ppl hack the game and just give themselves 100million
rockstar teh only company that doesnt care about teh pc market
pickle salsa baked mashed onion chopped nuts
so theres no point of grinding
it might change with gta 6 tho who knows
PC gamers are also greasy tryhards
wait so its not getting a remaster?
Nein
just xbox 360 equivilant of the port
bruh i told the mfs that kept doubting me
Lolol
they kept argueing about a random ahh "trusted twitter user" saying its real
didnt even bother to slide the graphics up for ps5
😞
@marsh ocean @deft kindle
ill probably still buy red dead remaster so i can play on ps5 tho
what game should i pirate tonight
Like a movie?
is that real
idk
nice
these fries is cold
Someone do doomsday w me

i gotchu
whats ur psn
Ps5?
ye
na ps2
ps1 is in my fridge
are the servers still up on ps3
in mongolia yes
dont think so
old ass game
L cockstar
mongolia protested so they kept it up there
gta lore
I put in dm
I never done doomsday before
Sleep well
im gonna sleep its 7:35pm
Sleep tight
Nuh uh you loov men
Chicks with dicks
Mad cap
You loov kids @elder pumice


no worries bro, you feel rizzed up already?

