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Yea that, I couldnāt think of the word
But itās a dejavu from a dream, itās very fucking strange and scary tbh
Will tgg ever do a meet and greet?
I think Zaza will shoot him there if he does 
Have you ever had sleep paralysis? Its pretty fun
I would do no such thing 
Wdym?
Noooooooo, why would I even consider it?
Happen for gym class once. I was playing handball goalie. I took a 300lb dude to the face. Knocked me on my ass. I think I got concussed š
Hello chat
Its when youre awake but you cant move, scream etc
Like a nightmare
I had a 200 pound man land on my gentlemenās area once during judo, whoās in more pain?
Useful for lucid dreaming tho

I never had that but I do have the stupid fake falling bullshit sometimes
Hahah that
Texting and driving!!!!!!
Where you going bro
Geogusser nerd find where he is
Alerting the authorities at your current location
The bastille 
It wasn't painful.. just shocking.. he jumped the line to score and I met him there to stop him... 130lbs myself at the time.
Better not come into philly bro

Lucky you, every single time I have an incident with judo it hurts like crazy
Zaza you live in philly
do you loov kids
I have an ability to fail with style.
Why do you guys trash your city when the eagles won the superbowl
Same, mainly in football
I donāt get it
And school
I have no clue tbh
Don't you mean soccerš¤š¤š¤š
Used to use my low jeans to protect my jewls. Just spread and tighten.
No, I speak English 
Hello
Hows your day panda
It's football ofc, I was just trolling
Bro speaks englandish
Iām good hbu
Its futbol
F British English
Im doing fantastic
Nice to hear
Ok and?
British is regarded
Good man
Bri ish people really go to the store and ask for a butthole of water

Yeah lmao
As?

I speak American English all the time but I object a couple of things;
- Calling football soccer
- Calling a liquid āgasā (itās petrol)

Gasoline š
Pass me some gas
socker
Then call it that
People who say soccer are regarded
What does Australia use. Soccer or football?
Oh and one more I forgot: calling aluminium aluminum or whatever the fuck they call it
Aloominunium
Mfs really be saying petroleum like they getting it from a dinosaur puddle
Aluminum wait.. that's a word!!!???
BRUH
guys where do you post your submission for car of the week?
Yes, the yanks use that
If you aluminium your wierd
Letās make meth
Both are listed as appropriate spellings... Im confused.
Aluminum rolls of the tongue better
You gonna blow it up
Australia is more regarded than British

No, thatās how 99% of the world calls it, only you idiots call it something else
No i make the purest
99% of the world is wierd
Alumin yum
Youre the brains im the brawn
Joddamn
Gahovas witness
How you gonna cook if you have no brain
He has secret talent

He'll carry and purchase your ingredients.

No need for a brain
If heās the brain and your the brawn then im the both
You cook @simple iron
All i need is a jane
And he has no brain, so all you need to do is Say you paid him and let him on his way.
Beans
Was jane the one who overdosed on meth or ricin
Maybe
she od on heroin
the kid od on ricin cause of Walter
I watched jane die
Spoiler
Spaghetti
Imagine breaking bad but instead of a chicken restaurant gus legally sold weed
Nu uh
Why was todd genuinely so evil tho
Bonnie
I liked you in fnaf 2
When he killed the kid i was like āits fucked up but he did we he thought he had toā
And then he trapped and tortured Jesse
Their whole family was
Why not now
Wait you are
Yes I am blind
Are you sure
Yes
Okie
You know what that sounds like?
Yes
If todd killed the kid in front of a salemanca bro would have been dead in 10 seconds
A skill issue 
I mean no witnesses amiright
Should I get the iPhone 14 or wait the 15 in September
that's like a lot of multi party democracies
Go for the 14 because when the 15 comes out there will be huge discounts on old stock
I want the 14 pro
Zaza gay ?
Ideally
How do you change youāre style of youāre eclipse garage after you already have bought it?
You canāt
Anyone hve heist they can do with me
Look in #š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4 and beyond.
Ok
Get a pc
The fuck do I need a pc for
Gaming
I already have one
Everything?
Tf do you need a 1500$ phone
I have both a pc for gaming and laptop for everything else
Cause
Desire surpasses need sometimes.
Bros in gorilla chat
Check general
That's legit, ngl. That's the way to go.
If I had to choose between a phone that lasts forever or food for life Iād choose the latter
Lol isnāt 1500 for the pro max @vital kayak
Ok but if the food is only rice and veggies and nuts.
Does blud not eat meat?
No I do
Iām just saying thatās kind of what I eat now
I would rather kill my self than become vegan
You know besides fruits meats and
Ong š
How do you miss on meat
Where do you get your protein if not nuts?
I love filet
Iām allergic to nuts
Lol Iām not allergic to anything but i hate raw tomatoes
It's not bad. I like it in my blt
I canāt stand testicals or livers either
Lamb have the best meat
Then bulls
Then chicken
Never tried the first.
Lamb and bull meat >>>
sir you actually canāt ping mods
Shut the fuck up walnut
i will be banning you now
Anyways
ok
lol theyāre adding the Titanfall 2 charge rifle
thought so
L
How do u become a gorilla lover?
you reject modernity embrace gorilla
ez
who pinged
Become a gorilla
scroll up
to ping
and look at the fucking clown circus
from earlier
mb i was talking a shower
thank you for pinging me, you are indeed a real one @old fossil
fair
Bro took a shower that long

Only?
ye
exactly
he was doing it straight
for an hour or so
maybe more
He may be insane in the brain
no no heās far beyond insane

he needs a fucking entire mental asylum to himself
in order to try to at least bring him to normality

Donāt think thatās possible
I don't have the joke
Anime Sucks
)__(
In france
TRU
It's the second country to watch most anime
I hate them
Because I wanted to be an american
Even calvionos pulled to frace
I live in France
I swear
It's worst than ohio
Why all the voilence ?
Zaza gay ?
Worst than my soul
It's a femboy

Search it and go to image
Iām sure
Just your average straight American
Femboy

I will block you
Zaza gay ?
Yes

What

@river bison no
i figured it out guys
Stop with this cat that explode me of laught
what
Plz

I'm in a public place
Im telling u no

yes
Stop
no
I'm on phone bro
bruh
Hello
I'm in a bar
literally get a job.
Im on my bed rn 
š
for real
Who is zingus
I have one 
Hello
Ok
hes a past king
Weed ceo
The cat

brb
Bro lmao me
@jagged wraith you british?
Now everyone looking at me
You gave me british vibes

Im from the us š
Anyone here want to help me with my hanger
bacc
Go touch grass and eat smt
Quite the opposite of British š
no
Usa best place
Lol
Yes
Nobody responded
i will eat rain

W a i t.
I went to new york one time
No chromosomes
New York best city
U can't get a instant response š
Isn't it us and British same ?
XY chromosomes are male chromosomes right?
bro what
Ahh yes filled with mobsters
who let bro cook
Mobster?
Well you don't have a gender clearly so why does it matter
@simple iron
???????
Hello
LMAOOO now everyone look at me lmao
ok
Bro

Basically like a family who commits crimes
fair
Everyone is picturing my face
I got a headache cause of yall
Wdym
why not war crimes
I'm in a public place
People can u guys give me list of best Lamborghini in a list
thats what i said
1 : Lamborghini
u don't like kisses?
Only from hot moms
What does that have to do with anything
hot milfs near your area
š ayo
I only like mum-(potencial) love.
So.......sussy

Yeah that pops up alot on them scam websites yk?
what about wife love
Only them will kiss me
That's why zaza gay ?
ye they're real
That's why zaza gay ?
Love= wife
trust me bro
He is femboy
ā
Fuck off
Zaza is femboy
you are indeed not gay
i can vouch
- you have lumbago
After beating rdr2 several times i still dont know what lumbago is
Lumbugo DN
Think itās pain in your muscles
Back inches
Whatās the best Lamborghini
The Lamborghini
Lamborghini
Lamborghini
Lamborghini is Lamborghini
Because you write full maj
To many caps
Too much caps
OH
To much caps
too much caps
Stfu bro
?
W
Seems toxic mute

Isn't saying monkey is offensive in your country ?
Have fun
You wont get it
You should
oh i seen that part but not the rest
The voice acting for rev is wild
Do you guys play Fortnite ?
Itās actually scary
actually i have seen it
yeah the scenes were amazing
Lol canāt believe the next season they actually put effort in
Best rework for a legend in years
Full auto prowler
Tf2 charge rifle
And2X Xp all season I think
Yeah heās my new main
I was originally going to main him back in season 12 but my cousin told me to main loba so i did
Always wanted to main rev and they just gave me a reason to
And iāve already gotten a 20 bomb on loba so why not rev as well
They better add new voice lines banners and everything to him
Not just a new finisher and 1 skin
Whatās best Lamborghini in gta
Lamborghini
True pretty sure they may
The one that goes the fastest
First season in a year that actually makes me excited to play this shit show of a game
wait thereās a new finisher?
I think yeah
Sir
Which is that one
ah
Can't acces the bot games
@unreal echo why i can't use bot games
I know the reason but you probably don't want to know it
Tell
you should be able to

Skill issue
Fr
._.
What did you type

wanted to send link to gtabase,com for the Lambohrghini question ._.

I can send a link to practice casino hacks
@bronze currentthere, thx Jewelz!



ask in the pc lfg channels
^ this


My pet escaped!

Hey @lavish flame, These are the PC LFG channels.
#š»ć¢cayo-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢casino-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢doomsday-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢apartment-lfg-heist-pc
#š»ć¢businesses-lfg-pc
#š»ć¢other-lfg-pc

Pls no

Who wanna play russian roullete?
Plz
Bro
Ye
Not gta roulete
Wat then
Roullete of #š¹ādank-miner
Na
Plzzz
Fine
Hello, i lost my acc so i started playing on my cousins, i got only 50k so can someone plz help me ;-;
No
Understandable ;-; š
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
All useful tools to get you what you're looking for š
Oke š ._.
U go help him
Hsjjsjd
U completed all the cmm lol
I thought I did... I'm busy anyway
Shush
Lol
Shush
Dawg I always do it Friday
Thanks tho
ā¤ļø
@sick pawn happy birthday, congrats on turning 5 today
@brisk seal why
sup
bing chilling @sullen vapor
honestly thursday is just better because you can get cotw up by saturday and get more submissions as the weekend time is longer
Hii
your cat in the pfp will be in my stomach in the next morning

lol
@elder zealot full auto prowler is coming back
i mean the channel isn't even locked
Just. How can you be that stupid š¤£
@unreal echo can you lock the thread of the previous week and teach capit how to do the perms for cotw
@swift umbra did you know that my account is bugged so that I can't have access to benny's

Poor you
that's why i always have to use lsc
I literally said that
i literally didnāt even see your message
So do I, I never use bennyās
wait it is that shitty burst gun right?
No way jit said shitty
Ur just ass bek
Bro that thing can kill a whole team with 1 mag
i can't customise things like 10f in benny's
@unreal echo mind wrapping up my ticket?
one moment
i swear that gun holds like 20 bullets
Yeah theyāre bringing back the full auto hop up for it @elder pumice
And making it rres
I have mine normal as well
Red
35 with purple mag
and i am ass im literally new to the game
you play csgo you should be better jit
im not used to people having like 200 hp and i have a severe lack of gun knowledge
LMFAO @elder zealot not the devs octane stimming right before the jump padššthey got the devs believing it works
and also how the fuck do people 1 shot a 200 hp enemy
They just doing it on purpose probably
I feel like itās still misleading because it doesnāt work
Every bust shots 5 bullets each bullet is burst is 36 to the head
The gun has 5 bursts
With a purple laser sight / mag you can 1 mag a whole team
no like I've seen people just actually 1 shot me and progi
Can you now ? @unreal echo
like 1 bullet
With what
It's ok if not , ill ask other mods
(robot rizz) inside u theres a cpu but can i put a d in u?
that's stupid if it works like that
Itās a red rarity 50 cal sniper
Dawg
how the fuck did they get it early game
and literally used it at close range
Care package or the limited time loot ticks they added
Hipfire
Some people are just that good
that shouldn't be that accurate
????
Itās a lucky shot I get one every once in a while
fucking sweaty pc fucks with lvl 1000 head shotting a lvl 12
Thatās apex for you
one shotting shouldn't be a thing with crazy ass movements and tanky enemies
that why i dont play apex
my dick is soo polite
it stands up when you sit down :)
Bro ur lucky the kraber did 365 to the head 2 seasons ago
wtf did i just read
So they buffed helmets
Only way you get 1 tapped by a kraber is if ur helmet and armor are shit
pls neber speak
mods mute thiss guy
š
Its doesnāt have to have gta online
Yooo
dawg whenever i try to open gta its saying verify game data what do i do
Does anyone have a chase bank online app so they can deposit my check
how the fuck do you fuck the damage up that bad lmao
It was like that since season 1
But no the pros complained even tho itās been like that for 4 years
Lol when he was mod he refused to help unban me
Hello
What do you call a cheese thatās not yours?
what
Hi
Nacho cheese
Not my cheese
I already said the punchline
Ok
I like breasts
why does my friends gta say your save data could not be loaded from the rockstar cloud servers at this time meaning he cant play gta online ???????
Chicken breasts
It does that sometimes but i can still play
he just cant go online at all only story mode
When my power goes out, my PC somehow loses internet connection and doesn't find networks until I restart my PC.
Are you connected to the internet?
ever since hes downloaded its just been saying that
Bro got the same dead guy as me
Lol
yep
Nox hoes boa
Yes
I mean hows
Oh.
Hoes is a spelling mistake
She's still pining
Dont spoil im not anyehete near aces special moment
Seriously tho. Luffy got all the bitches and doesn't even care...
Vivi
When he transforms
Old episodes the girls all looked the same thin ass waist
me when
It was indeed special...
That's how I... Nvm
yāall talking abt one piece?
thats cute
Same with boruto i mean shit
Two aces showed up and Luffy answered.. it sorta just happen
Anyone down to sell some cash??
Have u seen 2 girls one black dude
1 usd for 5 usd take it or leqve it
Come on n mannn
I need some moneyyy
How do u get pers to send images
Wrong place dude...
Maybe use the right channels for that
Me neither
Level up #š¤ābot-commands /rank
#1076309071755481168
Ohh where is the channel for that
dm @fierce inlet
But grimsby brothers grimsby is good and funny u must watch it
Try another server maybe?
The two bros? The elephant scene 
I hate being a picky eater
If i get to level 1000 do i get hoes
My tastebuds scammed me
Here
Some sausage
Indian on the phone
Anyone here from south africa
Nah but u get men
Nah i prefer that juicy red ham
Did u know ur inside of ur mouth is made of the same thing as a womens lips
Yeah
You always like gasoline trevor
Yo can someone pls help me with my hanger
ask @gentle oasis
?
it also works great if you want to play ps2 and old nintendo exclusives
Yes?
dammit the bot is dead for the 10000th time, you need to ask in #š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
Can someone please lend me a ps5 acc that has gta i wanna play story mode sooo bad š
Dude nobody helps each other in that channel
I have legit asked 4 times today for help
Nothing has happened
what you can do is say that you help someone back
I've seen that work before
Alright.....
Ps is cool
i love cock
Ps2 is better tho
(robot rizz) inside u theres a cpu but can i put a d in u?
Gay bob
das cute
Someone can use that to pick locks its so thin bra
Guys whoās the best gunman casino heist?
Nope
R u doing big con packy then
Whatās been happening while I wasnāt online?
If u doing big con or silent and sneaky go cheapest guy
Also use cgeapest driver
Use best hacker which is avi swhrtzsment
Or u can use paige if u havent unlocked her
You can get all artwork with worst hacker
You can use cheapest everything to make bigger profit
Yes and no
Cheapest hacker is only if u got paintings and u dont want to drill
And if u can hack fast and loot fast
No yes
You can get all artwork with cheapest hacker
As long as youāre on pc
All other platforms canāt because of the hack load time
Ya but get second cheapest
And also if u doing aggresive cheapest is fine stick by the leader as ur health goes up and have full snacks as u can also heal faster
Then the gas only kills u if u slow
Hobo
Ayo guys
Yeah
Th
The c
Bro
The cheapest that have good boobies and ass
Chat is dead
@shell bramble
No
Finally
Literally all your fault
Your mom 
What
(Joking)
No
Cuz mums
Won't do a such thing
I would definely not getting bitches
Cuz
There aren't any bitches
In france
...
@simple iron wake up the chat plz
grow up ig
So I need to stay with my parents
Bro
It's long
To grow up
So in France we just marry
Buy
85 % of frenchs aren't fidals
35% that are womans cuz gold diggers
50% are males and just do that for sex
Lots
Of sex
My asshole is for everyone to enjoy
L
congratulations ig
Bro is gay
It's bad to do anal sex
Cuz if you do
Worm will get out of anus
Big Warms
Donald Trump is anti-lgbtq
What ššššš
Bro is not living up to the name
I only respect g and b
Ok
Cuz if I see a woman that is l
š
She won't get with me
You are like 12
enough of gorilla chat
Skill issue
Stfu asshole
Yes
kiss my ass donald
Ok
No suck my nuts
āEveryone left the group chatā
Room temperature super conductor is confirmed
jeg hader mit liv
No help
To wake up the chat
I am nerdy chemist
Ok
Why? Because I lose chemistry
What is H2O?
Water
Now let me ask you this, What is D2O?
Yo anyone down for cayo back to back ps5 expanded and enhanced?
Go to #šroles and get the ps5role
Umm
And then use #1031671872439451729 channel
D
Thatās heavy water
D is basically hydrogen but with one neutron and one proton
Hydrogen is the same thing without the neutron
okay so how is a neutron created?
Umm
Naturally?
We don't know
I'm in a french school
So experiments...
We don't do things like you
Instead
They only say how
And no experiments
Well you arenāt wrong
Oh
Instead you read books?
that sucks
Yea
Chemistry without experiments is shit
Well yeah itās naturally created in stars
But we need to write
Then do smt
And write
And do a shems
Really annoying
Instead of you
writing the protocol is hella annoying
You
Does anyone know how to recall my nightshark car
You do things with liquids thongq
liquid what?
Things I saw on some mobile
Movies
You do so much things
I wonder if they ask you to fuck a woman for science
For reproduction
I wonder
Infront of the whole class
Or or in a room
Guys
anyone here knows codeing?
No
Did yall notice that drugs war missions mostly indentical
Buy a new nightshark
I didn't begun them
No idea but i think in USSR they "forced" a few people to have sex with champagnes to see if they could give birth to super humans
Mors metual insurance
Sex with champagnes
Champagne ?
What language
I donāt know which animal it was
English
If u didn't played story mode and sm doomsday enjoy it
I love you
But it was something like monkey or gorillas, something like those
English isnāt an option
@lavish flame I love you





