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Heās a simp for doctor though
she like older than him
no
Nuclear bombs arenāt dangerous
heās just loyal to her
yea
He is literally a simp
dude what?
The show makes jokes about it
Fr
Nukes shall be legal
maybe malfunction
yes
Can nukes build themselves?
they are theres no laws that says they arent
theres a reason why countries have them
Nuclear power plants
I made a nuclear reactor in my shed and the fbi knocked down my door
you said nuclear bombs arent dangerous, they are dangerous
So yes they build themselves
lmao
Bc they power the technology to build them
you didnt get ya license
A nuclear weapon would cause great destruction, death, and injury and have a wide area of impact
Who build the power plants?
anyone know if you can use natural vision remastered in GTA Online?
Exactly
that doesnt mean they arent dangerous goofy
The nuclear power
yes they are
they are bruh
you really are something huh
need paid mod menus to allow visual shit in gta
online
average scammer istg
thatās like saying
Hey itās me Goku
This is true tho
I heard your depression was pretty strong, let me fight it!
this is literally you bro
Space is the reason the asteroid came to our orbit
Asteroids arenāt usually dangerous
dumb
this is like a p E do saying "i didnt touch her my cock did"
oh ok
Only a few are
u can use invidia game filters although they aint the best
Usually they orbit planets and belts
how
i dont need someones permission to say something
But thas it
Not until they reach our orbit because of space

do u have a invidia gpu?
Youāre so cool
Exactly
yeah of course, why get anything else
uh ok?
well
Not asteroids
Thatās user error
if you donāt breathe you die
uhh with geforce experience if u search up nvidia game filters on yt u should be able to find out how to use them
You died to yourself
Skill issue
your body is dangerous
but they aitn like natural vision'
Dying isnāt dangerous
they just change colors a bit
Living is
ok cool thanks
bro acting like we can just encounter space
Hey donāt die, that shit hurts
i can
You cant?
Skill issue buddy
Everyone can encounter space
depends
no shit really?
yea
We are in space
no we arent
sometimes u can just die so quick you donāt feel it
i think that would be the best way to do
burned
we are in earth
carbon monoxide dont hurt soo
Technically we are
Earth is in space
In space
yeah
We are in space
being burned you can feel every minute of it until you die
up your ass
You are either in void or in space
Thats uranus
we are in the earth

damn that must really suck
Earth is in space
yeah and were in earth
What have i started?
i dont know
Which is in space, therefore connecting us to the rest of space, meaning we are thereby in space
who did u scam
Yes
Who didnt i scam?
me
me
Hey wanna scam me
you probably asked for the role
Sounds improbable
Its not fun unless itās unsuspected
shit color name = funny

what about that one dude who scammed like 180 million in gta from this server
he still here?

That was me last week
thatās honestly crazy
how the fuck
Australian bloke
razor reference
that guy is a serious villain ā ļø
Seems unfair

Dam I wish I had that much
bro scammer 180mil 
he probably advertised cayo b2bs and said "im trusted you go first"
He clearly did nothing wrong
b2b the legit one
In the end heās unpunished
not glitch one
Perfect
Hello mister dealerš
no way he made 180 from scamming people, at that point its their fault
āMe sucking your dick was a canon eventā
Welcome back

he looks like he sat on a di...
Do you still feel bad for the late bet dude?
Probably did
The dude looks like a goofier version of dream
Had to research for guides somehow
I kinda forgot about him tbh
Good
There have been so many more rude people





1 person asked me to call for a waiter and they forgot so i called them again
And?
But they weāre running late cause it was full

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Eventually he kept swearing at me cause he kept loosing and he was yelling at me

I mean he should know; the house always wins 
Calling me a āfucking moronā āyou dont know what youāre doingā āi asked you 2 fucking timesā
Wiat what happened
Eventually manager had to calm him down and he was still yelling at them
š¤£š¤£
Did he get kicked out?
nerd stuff
They gave him the option to calm down and keep his money or leave with nothing
Heās a casino dealer
same thing
Oh
Always has good stories
He came back to black jack about 1 hour later and lost $900
I didnāt care
I felt happy
Bozo
Fr
Hey do you work at diamond casino
He lost $1200 on roulette
How can you even lose like that much money on blackjack?
Then came back to blackjack
Roulette I get but blackjack
We have sidebets that corospond to pokerhands
Blackjack is easy to play
Heyyy
So if you get all diamond and dealer has diamondās you get 9/1 payout
Non of his sidebets won
L
And he was betting $25 on each one
How much did he bet at once?
$100
hello
Cause to lose 900 you gotta be real stupid
$25 on hand and $25 on each sidebet
Work
@upper fractal
Ah wait no specific game right?
No I mean poker, blackjack etc
I thought you guys were talking about red dead lmao
I deal for poker, blackjack, three card poker and roulette
Poker is fun
Each hour i get switched to a different game
Iām shit at it but still, great game to play and relax
Poker is the most relaxed
Roulette is the most annoying one to play
They talking bout something stupid

(We had a casino at school for camp)
I fukin hate busy roulette
Steven ogg is a W
Yea
Anybody play gta on ps5?
Roulette seems like the biggest scam game of them all
After each spin there are three people who wanna change their cash into chip
Hey @elfin warren, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
And i have to keep track of whos next
Ps5 is good for gta
Well you get money, they only lose š
And 1 drunk dude kept trying to hurry me up and i told him āwhen its your turn sirā

After i did 2 more cash changes he yelled āwhen are you gonna give me my fuckin chipsā
I smelt the vodka
When we had casino at school I played poker once and lost 100 fake money of my 1000, played poker after and ended up making 1100 in total @pulsar palm 
Yeah thatās what Iām on right Iām trying to do all the heists for the trade prices for my new character but people never join
You hate to hear it
Ask in the channels send to you by the lspd bot
Noisee
My math class did a smililar thing
If people arenāt getting anything good out of it they probably wonāt help
Which heists do you need help with
Poker seems like the best way to get money from all the gambling games
Donāt tell me you won on 7
And blackjack
I sadly did
Blackjack seems more luck based tbh
I know you can count cards but thatās difficult
Black jack you can make predictions when high or low cards are gonna hit
Yea but you gotta be real smart, like in rain man
Like for example you see lots of face cards being dealt within the last hands meaning its less chance for 1 to hit now
Sp you can have luck on betting on 13ās and 15ās
Fr
I cant do it despite the face i deal everyday
I always make the mistake that I go at like 15 and lose, should I just stop when I get 15 or keep going?
Yea youāre used to it
But counting is allowed right?
We dont like it
But its legal
Using a skill you arenāt using to drastically alter a game is legal
Ofc, if someone is good at it they can clean you out š

Just the regular ones for now until I get a facility and stuff
Even tho its legal we can still kick u out
Oh the apartment heists
Because its a private buisness meaning if we dont want you in it you cant be in it
Yessir
They aināt hard only issue is actually finding people, I would help but itās almost midnight for me
Yea I heard something like that, you guys can say that the person is to good for you and disallow them to play blackjack in your casino right?
Yeah fr
Yuh
If a store doesnāt want you in it they can kick you out of it for no reason
They choose who they do buisness with
Kinda scummy but I get it
I agree
But in the end of the day we need to get paid some how
And that money has to come from somewhere
Yea, the casino is in it to make money
hey chat
I feel bad when i see people loose
But the feeling of getting paid makes me forget that
Hi
I feel bad for the people that are old and lose
i went from $100 to 2k
Nice
What did you play?
plinko

wha
I have only ever gambled for real once in my life
I hope you lost
im an addict
I put $10 on red and took the $10 profit
That way you know never to do it again
Iāve never, too young š¢
boring
Remember this 1 thing about gambling
The feeling of loosing is stronger than winning
maybe for you
2 thingās actually:
The casino is in it to make money, not to give you money
Well youāve fallen for their trap then
Heres another
theyāve fallen for mines actually
If you land tails 100 times what are the odds its gonna be heads?
im like a D1 gambler
Totally
Can someone give me another scammer role?
I was up 100 bucks or so and I lost
Yes I was
You hate to hear it
i meant to say something then
Welcome to the casino
So they got too as well
but i forgot
You overestimated 
I thought you wouldāve noticed I thought you just didnāt know š
Keep gambling until you hit big?
i wasnāt reading your messages all that much
I cant think of anyway gambling is sufficient
No, keep gambling after you hit big because you think you canāt lose anymore
Its just random chaotic luck

The best way to win is go big and hope it turns out alright
Hence: gamble
no bruh thereās strats
fr
thereās strats to gambling
you just gotta know
You can raise your winning chances with strategy yes. But in the end it will be luck
Otherwise it wouldnāt be gambling anymore
booong
wadiyatalkinabeet?
Me Tuesday night
Ok so you areš¤£

Youāre a cat smoking?
Yes
thats animal abuse
You now know my second shameful secret
Tuesday is my day off thatās why
That peyote plant hits hard
So stop
tuesday as a day off is crazy
Me ^
bros also in "men group"
Iām Monica
Hi
bro got achne
No I donāt
your moms hole
Got em
holes
Bro broke rule 7.2 B
?
Indeed, from the 1627282th rule book of 836
AY
Ikr
i need lawyers
prerogative
Howās the lawsuitās 
(Itās a joke mods, chill)
You never know
All of a sudden nightmare can come along and youāre done š
Look Iām old enough to be your dad and probably am so how about you shut the fuck up asshole you have no point being on earth right now
u bout to be in jail
kanye 2024
you aint got yeezy
And you are about to be on Pornhub same thing
how u lose to joe fuckin biden
biden
u lost a dude who cant even remember his speeches
And you lost your dad
š
what were u doin there?
Good howās Pornhub
its banned in VA
but why were u on the island trump?
Itās banned where?
Heās avoiding the question
cmon
He is avoiding the question
what was trump doin on epsteins flight list along with clinton
Alr im not going there 

Trump is doing everything in his power to avoid answering the question
The new gotg movie pretty good
every us politician is trying hard to cover that shit up
Worse than amber heard
Honestly I like offbrand porn websites I see more cum
Lol
Lol
Not funny
yea he defo skipping that question
Chill now
I was there looking for girls
what was your lawyer doing with that girl? it was in the borat the movie too
Probably fucking her idk
You do know what happened on the island rights
No
"man of god"
lmao
Boys destroy the second tower
W person
Which one?
9/11 joke, mod twist his nutsack counter clockwise
mods launch the 2nd attack

š
Who did?
Mods blow up the bridge
Casino 
So you took his?
so now your stuck with a middle aged women?
You are NOT Trevor Phillips
damn bro
You need to pay for your carās extended warranty
Shes also stuck in my basement so its a win win
ayo
andrew tate vibes
human trafficking shit
He was proven inno wasnāt he?
he gave them camaras dildos and took their passport
True true I agree with this statement
no he was charged not arrested but theres alot of clips of him self snitching
his fighting his charges rn
Ah alr
I donāt follow what that idiot is doing tbh
who knows? probably still mind washing his cult
hey chat
f u zaza
Wsg Zaza?
Read my bio and listen
Great 
have u also done the same?
have you fucked yourself today
No
depressing
random ass clip
bruh
Fu

What

Well fuck someone been in my emoji stash










It's a very emoji moment...
š
W banner?
Nox I hope you know luffys new form is a knock off super saiyan
I guess... Gear 4 was like... meh already.. Like SS the way Vegeta and trunks did in the cell games I think?
Beefy and slow.. But I guess he took on the mad Gum Gum fruit aspect so it was kinda well done..
I'm honestly more interested in the crew's progression at this point..
Ssj wasn't meant to be slow
What was his old name
I wanna have a war with a full gta lobby
Imagine 30 people fighting in the city
Yeah Vegeta and Trunks fucked up..
The higher the more power but less speed
Then he got rid of it cause he needed to level up
Ssbkk x20 isn't slow though even as a bulked form since the kaioken multiplies everything
Your name before was brendon and you had a waterfall I think as your pfp
I canāt remember
Though Goku puts himself at a risk of self imploding
It would make for some nice post apocalyptic footage.
True
The power is so high he could die if he doesn't focus enough
Idk
The countless exploded vehicles
itās an intimidation thing really
And lack of npcs
I have Xenoversee 2 š
I remember the first not the second
And fighterZ
I haven't even maxed out 1 dbxv character :/ I feel so inadequate..
I pre bought something on there I don't even know what it is...
Or how much you contribute?
A Dad's old fashioned Root Beer.. Same flavour, same fizz, less sugar..
hey chat
No I do not reside in the USA @marsh ocean
balls
big balls
what do you think so far
š¤¢
He killed the llamas
Thatās why house is boring, it took the lives of two lamas to build
Poor things
Aināt calling that cool
Good

Go kidnap @lost schooner for me once he's back from his vacation
Again? I made u translate before?
You didnāt think I was planning that already?
Not you but for other mods yes
Were you?
Ah right
Show
okay
Ofc
I was gonna do it but the damn animal went to Norwayā¦
And since itās a bit cold up there I canāt be bothered to go
Ah
Iāll just wait until heās back 
Do racooons like cold weather?
Idk, but he does I think
We'll wait*
He lives in the Netherlands so he must like terrible weather
Even bigger idiot


Yo yo yooo
hmmm
@small needle lurker
Donāt send whatever you just saw to a person named @lost schooner please @fallow bay š 
Heās practicing his guerrilla modding again
𤨠im confuse
Fr
Anyone down to do diamond casino??
Keep it that way 
Hey @steady granite, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢other-lfg-xbox
#š®ć¢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox
We totally wonāt kidnap that person 
bro
We will

i built the whole house wrong

LMAO
now i gotta re do it
his pfp is from fnaf porn
iām getting off
Amazing
Sssssshhhh, quiet
LMAO
the stone is misplaced

Donāt tell me youāre following a tutorial?

Rip donkay
no
nah
I do want to see a piston door donkay, otherwise house is boring
iām gonna make a secret base under the house
Felt that
itās gonna be called the slave center
It better have a cool piston door or staircase
š¤Ø
ok im at a point were im stuck
itāll even have a secret button
You donāt know those hidden redstone staircases?
The slave Centre?
no
I do
center
Like those rotating sword signs?
weāre american over here
center
Centre
center
Poll:
1: Center
2: centre
Centre. Say center if u gay
but you just said it
š šŖ
Maybe I am
Itās not that hard to make
Then ima girl
That don't matter
....
it does
Doesn't

reading thiis made me brain dead
feel
Real
Riyal
Reel
𤨠huh???
Lmao
shadow wizard money gang
Bro yesterday I was Playing Gta and I accidentally ran over someone with my toreador and said sorry, yet he still chased me and then he hopped in my khanjali, I gave him a chance and then later I spammed kicking him out to get my friend in the turret seat, since he ran out of grenades but he kept hogging the seat so I spam killed him with my tank and heavy sniper and he left
My bad š¤¦āāļø
I hate when someone chase you going out of radar and then going on that fking flying motorcycle
Idk why that vehicle even exist I would delete it
What you said makes no sense
Bro he looks good
What
Good an oili
Wtf
Bc he has a lot of oils in his boty


Zaza get on a call with me
No
Hi
Hola bro
Hello again
Hello
Hello
Good morning vietnamese lorax
Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
Jezus Christ I thought apache was back for a second
I wanna test an idea
Shut
That is?
Test it then
What's on my copy paste
@cunning geode balls
š
I dont know what i think about everything anymore
hey chat
Welcome
i want a phantom troupe spider tat
I want better things
real
I want a minigun that shoots explosive rounds
Spam!!!! @sullen crest ban
š
Shut up
Where
No
I wish I could roundhouse kick you stixz
Same
Do it then
SAME
That is literally one of the few tattoos Iāll get
W
HxH my top 1 I love HxH
@sharp field why did U ping me guy
i needed your id
why
check transcript
For what
hey chat
Wazzap
Bro think he's a donkey
Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
Hey
Spamming?
hi im on ps4 looking for any that can help me out to get some money or something ive just recently started been grinding for the past couple days tho
hey chat
no
yeah
thank u so much bro


Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
you cant transfer pc to ps5 right?
What do you think 
You can
Send the details to my man @sonic spindle
yo can smn run missions to earn me Mula
Yes

Can you stop harassing me
lmao no
no i guess
stfu sentianl
you still have my epic games account
lmao what?
Hey
bro wanted to play gta after he got banned for hacking
??
lmfao
Nobody was hacking
For what game

gta
I was never banned on gta
It was probably false ban on fortnite
Or I just lost my epic acc
With gta
When it was free or some shit
does it matter
Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
Est mucho ey sie @marsh ocean @deft kindle @elder pumice
Have you beaten your shit to ground meat @sonic spindle ??
Wo
you are weirding out the new members!
Welcome guys!
Bro where the hell are these mods
Read it on reddit
Can you not
Iām tryna get my name changed
Discrimination is tolerated here
But the mods are too busy being celebrities
Yeah I can help you
And no oneās responding to me
Iām the man you need right now
Okay good
When does the gun van get new weapons?
You can hit up @deft kindle heās like the manager for nicknames and just running basic server shit
Thursday
You can dm him privately preferably
Okay
Thanks
Daily
Heāll respond soon and fix your name to your desires
Thursday
I checked it today and itās still the same location
And same weapons



