💬┃gorilla-chat

[simple iron]

[jade sequoia]

Cute cat

[rotund acorn]

I keep getting spawn killed by this lvl5000 guy 😂, he has been doing it for last 10 mins

I somehow managed to kill him once 😂.... I'm gonna wait and see for how long he keeps going

[lavish flame]

Lol

[upper fractal]

Hey @sharp agate, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[slate belfry]

!!!

[lavish flame]

i want you so bad

[frail verge]

I have a question, would anyone have a multiaccount on gta 5 epic games?

[lavish flame]

I feel like you’re just fires’ alt

[frail verge]

no, i really need an account

[lavish flame]

Weird how you know who fire is

[simple iron]

Who’s fire

[bitter kayak]

better question, how do you have an alt on discord?

[lavish flame]

Some guy begging for an account earlier that was probably banned

[simple iron]

[lavish flame]

Just create another account

[brittle hemlock]

Anyone know how to do the gctf glitch?

[simple iron]

What’s gctf bro

[lavish flame]

Give car to friend’s

[simple iron]

idk

[lavish flame]

What?

[forest meadow]

Hi

[lavish flame]

Sup

[forest meadow]

I'm tired and lacking any form of motivation, hbu?

[lavish flame]

Just having dinner

[forest meadow]

I wish I could have dinner rn

[lavish flame]

Hi

[wooden timber]

Anyone want to do the pacific standard heist, need 1 player 20%

Oh ok

[wooden timber]

Okay thanks

[forest meadow]

I would love to, but I have to go to the store

Well, I'm gonna be homeless in October, my family hates me, and I've been applying for jobs for the last 2 years and I'm not making progress

[jagged wraith]

Damn im sorry hope u get a job soon

[brisk seal]

whaaa

that was

im sorry

[brisk seal]

is this really tru cuz if it is than how u still able to pay for disc nitro? since june of 2022

[forest meadow]

I'm getting child support for my sister, but she turns 18 in October

[brisk seal]

wha

i am confused and wont ask anything else ig but if u need to save money getting rid of that disc nitro subscription would be a good idea ig

[forest meadow]

I'm actually not the one paying it, my great grandma is, she also pays for my game pass ultimate

[austere crystal]

whats the best small gun for shooting in car

[brisk seal]

wouldnt just getting money from her instead of her paying for subscriptions help?

[forest meadow]

I wanna say AP pistol, but I also love the micro smg

[lavish flame]

Ap pistol

[austere crystal]

whats the gun that looks like it shoots star war lazers

[brisk seal]

doesnt new smg have the same stats but has a bigger ammo capacity

[forest meadow]

She does also give me money, but she doesn't get enough to help with my bills or anything

[lavish flame]

Widowmaker

[jagged wraith]

Dont you just love having to open a ticket for another self promo in dms? 💀

[brisk seal]

bruh your story weird af im just not gonna question

[lavish flame]

And the unholy hellvringer

[austere crystal]

which one better

[brisk seal]

none

tbh

[lavish flame]

Unholy

Mainly cause you can shoot from cover

[austere crystal]

i see a lot of people usin the lazer gun

[lavish flame]

Unholy hell bringer

That’s better

[brisk seal]

yuh cuz u can get it at any level

[austere crystal]

what do u use

[jagged wraith]

So what we talking about

[brisk seal]

unlike the bullet counter parts which u have to lvl up fo

[lavish flame]

Unholy hell bringer

[brisk seal]

personally none of them

[forest meadow]

It's hella weird, my parents are homeless, I lived with my grandma (from my dad's side, the nice on is my mom's side) but when I turned 18 she abandoned me

[lavish flame]

Gta laser guns I guess

[jagged wraith]

Lol

[brisk seal]

ok?? i kinda said im not gonna ask about your weird situation anymore

[forest meadow]

Just figured I'd try to give an explanation, sorry

[austere crystal]

whats the gun that like doesnt kill but uses like the force to blow cars in air

[brisk seal]

ok

[brisk seal]

up n atomizor

[austere crystal]

i dont see it in the gun range

[lavish flame]

It still kills

[brisk seal]

gun van maybe idk?

or try the gun store thing in agency if u have one

[lavish flame]

Not in the gun van this week

Not in the agency either

[brisk seal]

lmao

[austere crystal]

is there a way to upgrade shooting stats bc this damage on micro sucks

[brisk seal]

i love rockstar givng us weapons just to make them weekly dripfeed

[lavish flame]

For real

I don’t think shooting stats change the guns damage

[brisk seal]

it should just be how much ammo u can carry

[lavish flame]

Yeah that’s what I thought

Best way to max it is by finish ulp missions then farming the juggernaut at the last mission

Or go to the shooting range but ulp is better

[austere crystal]

so i can upgrade the power on guns

[brisk seal]

back when i played on ps4 i just played the survival in the motocycle trailer town area

[brisk seal]

what u mean by upgrade?

u cant upgrade alien shit

[lavish flame]

I mean you can buy attachments

Yeah not alien stuff

[brisk seal]

just get teh pink color and be done with it

[eternal plover]

anyone got a rich moddedsteam acc i can useÉ

[lavish flame]

Fire

[eternal plover]

fire?

[eternal plover]

whos fire

[brisk seal]

[brisk seal]

ironically i jus did that in this server lmao

[lavish flame]

I never said fire was a person

Weird how you knew that it was a person

[simple iron]

Brokie

[lavish flame]

It’s fire

Third alt account

[eternal plover]

i didnt i guessed

[lavish flame]

Sure

[brisk seal]

[lavish flame]

You’re like disamurai coming back infinitely

[simple iron]

Bro stop making alts

[eternal plover]

what???

im confused

[simple iron]

I know it’s you fire

[lavish flame]

He’s playing dumb

Donacdum

[eternal plover]

bro

is there anyway to prove its not fire

[brisk seal]

bro getting bullied into split identity disorder

wrong place my guy

[lavish flame]

Yeah

If you want a modded account here’s a tip, don’t go to a place where modding isn’t allowed

[simple iron]

Exactly

[brisk seal]

[near patrol]

Smh

[simple iron]

people be dumb these days

[near patrol]

@eternal plover not allowed to ask for modded accounts

[brisk seal]

idk why he asking here they so easy to find for pc lmao

[eternal plover]

well idk where

[near patrol]

Def not here

[brisk seal]

google, bing, duck duck go , tor browser idk

just dont get scammed my guy

[simple iron]

Hi abbs

[near patrol]

[next marlin]

How to find players from previous gta v online session

[brisk seal]

time travel

buy irl deluxo

[simple iron]

You boosted the server

Give me a sec

[woven heart]

what would taste better a left ear or a right eye?

[elder zealot]

That’s sad

[alpine current]

Sup

[simple iron]

[brisk seal]

ear cuz the eye gonna be gushy my dude

[alpine current]

Ear

[woven heart]

alr thanks i need it for my new cookbook

[alpine current]

The server boosting or ss lol

[elder zealot]

Both

[alpine current]

True

[simple iron]

[alpine current]

What’s the dish

[brisk seal]

jeffrey dahmers stew?

[pulsar palm]

This player was acting like a complete ass to me at my job

[woven heart]

facial soup

[brisk seal]

[alpine current]

Great name

[elder zealot]

Bro this game is fucking gay

[simple iron]

?afk going awol

[upper fractal]

@simple iron I set your AFK: going awol

[pulsar palm]

He kept telling me to spin the roulette wheel and he kept trying to snatch the chips before they got added

[swift umbra]

You got afk?

[pulsar palm]

But in the end he lost 1.2k

So it makes me happy

[brisk seal]

scammer gets scammed?

scammer no get scammed?

[simple iron]

Level 70

[swift umbra]

Ah alr

[pulsar palm]

I scam for a living now

[swift umbra]

I’m just level 60😅

[pulsar palm]

Im a casino dealer

[brisk seal]

what does afk even do

[swift umbra]

Since you work in a casino?

[elder zealot]

Blud said just

[pulsar palm]

Yup

I let people play games that are in my favor

Its like when you get to play tag with a loaded gun

[brisk seal]

isnt that what a casino is all about

[pulsar palm]

Yup

[simple iron]

Yeah if your work happens to get robbed it wasn’t me

[alpine current]

[brisk seal]

who plays tag wit guns?

[pulsar palm]

If i believe it maybe my manager will aswell

[pulsar palm]

Clearly you have a skill issue

[simple iron]

How many cams

[brisk seal]

what in the america

[simple iron]

Yes

[swift umbra]

You mean Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and they go first

[pulsar palm]

4 for each table and there are over 20 tables on each floor

[brisk seal]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-not-hehe-no-angry-cat-angry-gif-23436666

[pulsar palm]

And there are 2 floors

160 cameras

[simple iron]

My grow tent comes tomorrow

[brisk seal]

tent?

u goin campin?

[elder zealot]

Lol my ddcmm failed

[simple iron]

No it’s a tent for growing weed

[brisk seal]

[simple iron]

You can grow other stuff if you wanted

[swift umbra]

So nothing special really since yk, Philly

[pulsar palm]

I wanna grow flowers

[brisk seal]

what state?

[pulsar palm]

Manic

[brisk seal]

na like for teh weed what state u in?

[simple iron]

I live in philly definitely legal

[pulsar palm]

None

[brisk seal]

growing is legal?

[pulsar palm]

Im not from america

[simple iron]

No

[brisk seal]

[swift umbra]

It is in California it seems

I saw a greenhouse that was designated to growing weed

[brisk seal]

yuh but thats cali

[swift umbra]

Ok granted

[brisk seal]

cali is like the cum dump of america so is portland

[swift umbra]

It definitely feels that way with the amount of homeless in this shitty state

[brisk seal]

[swift umbra]

Utah and Arizona where much cleaner

[brisk seal]

portland is somehow worse, its filled with crackheads cuz u know all of it is legal

[swift umbra]

Have you been to San Francisco yet?

[brisk seal]

na but ive seen the stories

hella car theives

tbh i wish i never go to cali in my life time

but that gone be hard cuz big concerts usually happen in cali

[swift umbra]

Well you literally see them injecting needles into themselves on the street with half of the other homeless causally watching or doing the same. And that’s normal it seems

They all are on the zombie drug as well, so they’re about as close to the world as the iss

[brisk seal]

i saw a dude doing pills while laying half dead in teh street and nypd saw him and did nothin

[swift umbra]

Same in San Fran and LA

[brisk seal]

dude didnt even look homeless tho

he was middle class ish

[woven heart]

I need to add more human bone seasoning to my facial soup

hmmmmmmmm

[brisk seal]

u like dahmers best fren or something

[wanton hull]

What

[brisk seal]

booster brother

[woven heart]

its for a cookbook

how to turn human remains into tasty dishes

[brisk seal]

cookbook for what? serial killer cannibals?

[woven heart]

yes

exactly

[brisk seal]

[acoustic python]

yk even if i dont win car of the week, i still got an epic JDM build out of it

[woven heart]

it has facial soup and human tissue sweet bread so far

[acoustic python]

dont forget hard boiled eyeballs

[woven heart]

100%

[brisk seal]

[woven heart]

what? its good

[acoustic python]

youve never had em?

[brisk seal]

[acoustic python]

ur missing out

[brisk seal]

[swift umbra]

He’s afk

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-saul-goodman-my-gif-25351358

[acoustic python]

best german car maker

go

[swift umbra]

You’re back already?

[simple iron]

Wtf

[swift umbra]

Audi 100%

[brisk seal]

what in the discord three way

[swift umbra]

He does yes

[simple iron]

No

[swift umbra]

[brisk seal]

mustache man?

[acoustic python]

good choice, i still have to stick with porsche because i have the personality of a middle aged man in a midlife crisis

[lilac marlin]

i feel like i’m abt to throw ip

[brisk seal]

[lilac marlin]

yoooo booster arguments

[brisk seal]

[acoustic python]

dont even start. I just wish i could bring up such a wonderful country without someone bringing up something that happened in the 40s.

[swift umbra]

Porsche is great as well but they gotta realise that making the same car for half a century will make it look boring at some point

[acoustic python]

their older builds are the best

their newer ones are mid

[brisk seal]

it aint that serious my guy but i get u

[lavish flame]

Bingbong ong

[swift umbra]

Agreed, but they gotta try something else

[acoustic python]

yeah

ooh

did they loose to the nascar in Le Mans

[swift umbra]

I mean the 911 is great and all, but I’d love to see some more special things like the 928 back in the day

[acoustic python]

what class is Porsche in Le Mans

[swift umbra]

*a heavily modified nascar

[lavish flame]

Car class

[swift umbra]

Lmp1 and some others

[brisk seal]

automobile

[simple iron]

hey chat

[lavish flame]

Exactly

Hello

[brisk seal]

[simple iron]

bye chat

[brisk seal]

[swift umbra]

👋

[lavish flame]

See ya

[woven heart]

who would be willing to try light skin fries

[lavish flame]

I wouldn’t

[brisk seal]

[simple iron]

[acoustic python]

well yeah, because there is so much in a nascar that is so fundimentally unfit for circuit racing that they would fly off the track like someone turned the physics quality down

[woven heart]

what?

[brisk seal]

[woven heart]

its just a cookbook recipe

[acoustic python]

also they would have been better if they went for a mazda

[brisk seal]

[acoustic python]

instead of camaro

[swift umbra]

A nascar can’t do that type of racing, same as a lmp car can’t do nascar. It’s a different type of racing

[acoustic python]

yeah

[swift umbra]

Uhm, there ain’t no Mazda in Nascar😅

[acoustic python]

im surprised they did so well

[swift umbra]

You mean the Camry?

[acoustic python]

no? mb i dont watch nascar

[acoustic python]

yeah mb

[brisk seal]

[acoustic python]

nascar is mind numbingly boring

[brisk seal]

f1 goated

[acoustic python]

fr

[brisk seal]

im a max fan fr

[swift umbra]

Not really, it’s something you need to watch live at a circuit once to understand tho

[acoustic python]

Mclaren has the most rizz of any F1 team

[acoustic python]

not after Final Destination 4

[brisk seal]

but i respect hamilton

[swift umbra]

F1 is the most boring shit in motorsports at the moment, that’s coming from a Dutchman and a max fan

[brisk seal]

[woven heart]

How expensive is a peel p50?

[swift umbra]

Im honestly sick of him winning that easily all the time, I want to watch racing not someone cruising to the win each race

[acoustic python]

i mean, F1 would be better if there were more freedom on car design

also

opinion on rallycross?

[swift umbra]

Amazing

[acoustic python]

Fr

[swift umbra]

Such adrenaline filled action every race

[acoustic python]

the civic looks sich as rallycar

tbh

sick

[swift umbra]

F1 could learn a lot from rallycross and even nascar and Indy

[acoustic python]

F1 off road would be wildddddd 💀

[brisk seal]

f1 car on rally roads

[swift umbra]

No not like that, but in the racing

[brisk seal]

bruhs bout to kill 50 percent of the racers

[acoustic python]

ik just a thought

[acoustic python]

50 percent of the drivers already die basically

have you seen a nascar or F1 race

[swift umbra]

And the freedom of the fans, I went to a nascar event once and I was allowed to go in the paddock and shit with a normal ticket

[brisk seal]

75 take it or leave it

[acoustic python]

deal

[brisk seal]

nascar no f1 yes

[acoustic python]

fr, and you dont see people sitting on the inside of an F1 circuit

[swift umbra]

So? You get in the car you know the risks. that’s I’m sorry, part of the job

[acoustic python]

there is a porsche track like 2 hours from my house

[brisk seal]

well thats one way to kill motivation

[acoustic python]

why they get paid so much

not nascar

[swift umbra]

Ofc deaths should be minimised as mush as possible but they happen in racing, and don’t say rallycross is probably the safest of the lot

[acoustic python]

nascar pays awful

but alot of companies sponsor a car

[swift umbra]

It really doesn’t

[acoustic python]

and that makes up most of their pay

[swift umbra]

The top guys make really good money, just like f1

[brisk seal]

idk american sports pay alot

[acoustic python]

yeah but thats just race winnings mostly

[acoustic python]

american football players get paid a ridiculous amount to play with each others balls

[brisk seal]

yu

yuh

[opaque ingot]

its 3 am rn and im awake to download cod

[swift umbra]

The highest payed driver gets almost 17 mil each year

[brisk seal]

i live in america and still never found american football entertaining

[lavish flame]

Same

[brisk seal]

but reg football is where its at

[acoustic python]

the better placing teams make more money, because of winnings and more sponsors

[lavish flame]

Not same

[swift umbra]

ACTUAL football players get over payed to an extent that should be illegal tho

[acoustic python]

but it is cool how even the playing field is in nascar

[swift umbra]

Yes, but that’s just his salary alone

[acoustic python]

yeah its ridiculous

[acoustic python]

really?

huh

i stand corrected

[swift umbra]

That’s why I love it, you don’t have one dude winning each fucking time

[acoustic python]

i mean

ill watch nascar

[swift umbra]

And that’s coming from a person who’s been a max fan his entire life

[brisk seal]

u dont like reg football (soccer) ?

[acoustic python]

but i just dont prefer it to other racing platforms

[brisk seal]

horse racing best

[acoustic python]

Football is way more interesting to watch, but the players do get paid wayyyy too much

[swift umbra]

Give it a shot, it’s amazingly close racing

[acoustic python]

alr bet

[swift umbra]

Football is hella boring at top level

[acoustic python]

yeah

but at lower levels

[swift umbra]

I ain’t kidding, it’s spectacular how close they get and not crash. Even tho the cars are constantly fighting the drivers

[acoustic python]

yeah just like the NFL is the most boring american football league, because the players arent competing to get into a higher league

[brisk seal]

why does the cake brownie look like its already been eatin a lil

[acoustic python]

also bump drafting

[swift umbra]

NFL is actually fun ngl

[acoustic python]

if you did that in F1 youd die

[acoustic python]

depends on who you watch

and what team you root for

[swift umbra]

That’s only really on the fastest tracks, but the slower tracks are amazing

[swift umbra]

I personally like the Carolina panthers a lot, but they lost one of their best recently…

[brisk seal]

[acoustic python]

yeah also nascar games are much more satisfying than F1 games

i always rage F1 games

[acoustic python]

Same with the Falcons

[elder zealot]

@fierce inlet is it ur birthday today

[acoustic python]

we lost ryan a while back

[brittle hemlock]

Can anyone do a bogdan or cayo for me? Trying to buy submarine, I'm new

[simple cliff]

Is it just me but it's GTA like non responsive?

[acoustic python]

@brittle hemlock cursed username

[elder zealot]

No

[acoustic python]

also LFG

[simple cliff]

It just took me like 5 mins to get of my bike just to get snacks

[stoic swift]

Hey chat

[woven heart]

want meth?

[acoustic python]

👋

[stoic swift]

No, thanks

[acoustic python]

.......................

[woven heart]

ok

[simple cliff]

So it's just me?

[woven heart]

explosive or implosive

dam

[simple cliff]

Explosive so you can choose when it blows up

[lavish flame]

Nah

[upper fractal]

Hey , These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[stoic swift]

I do

Good luck

[brittle hemlock]

I'm on xbox yes why?

[opaque ingot]

just prayed

[lavish flame]

Cool

[swift umbra]

Im no longer needed it seems

[fierce inlet]

yeah

[elder zealot]

Happy 16th birthday

Or 15th

Idk

[brisk seal]

14

[fierce inlet]

bro thinks i was 14

wild

[brisk seal]

13?

12?

[elder zealot]

ok

[fierce inlet]

i’m 16

[elder zealot]

Blud can drive now

[swift umbra]

You got it all figured out

[fierce inlet]

i cant

[swift umbra]

Not here

[elder zealot]

L

[fierce inlet]

weet jij toevallig wanneer ik 1000cc motor mag halen

is toch 21 of 24

[swift umbra]

Nah, Ben niet van de motoren

[fierce inlet]

triest

ik kan nu wel scooter praktijk examens doen

[swift umbra]

Idd

Maar ik zou sparen en wachten voor auto

[fierce inlet]

ik moet naar amsterdam elke dag

wil ik niet fietsen

en ik doe BBL dus verdien ik dat zo weer terug

[swift umbra]

Ja ok dan moet je wel

[fierce inlet]

en ik wil met maten rijden

maar ik kan al bij me nicht oefenen met haar scooter dus scheelt weer praktijk lessen

[swift umbra]

Je moet ze vgm doen

[fierce inlet]

moet alleen theorie boek kopen en theorie examens, 1/2 praktijk lessen en examens

dus scheelt behoorlijk wat al

[swift umbra]

Zeker

[fierce inlet]

ja je bent vgm tot 1 verplicht

voor de verkeers regels

[woven heart]

[fierce inlet]

weet niet precies

[swift umbra]

Ja zoiets is het

Want anders kan ik nu al gewoon auto theorie halen en zou ik meteen al kunnen rijden

[fierce inlet]

je moet 17 zijn om af te rijden

[swift umbra]

Da’s het enige issue

[stark spear]

Beans are good

[jagged wraith]

@swift umbra what should i play

[lavish flame]

Meh

[stark spear]

But potats are bettuh

[fierce inlet]

are you feeling suicidal

happy

sad

angry

[swift umbra]

If so, play siege

[lavish flame]

Play hatred

[fierce inlet]

silly me

[stark spear]

Play only up

[jagged wraith]

i don't have siege

[sharp field]

bros a community helper

[lavish flame]

Nah hatred better

[swift umbra]

If you want a chill game, play cities skylines, if you want a fun and challenging game play hitman

[lavish flame]

The downfall has begun

[stark spear]

Never heard of it

[sharp field]

i did not agree to this 😭🙏

[lavish flame]

Soon he’s gonna be mod

Then senior mod

[sharp field]

probably not

[swift umbra]

Check #🏢helpers-hq quickly, you need to ping that asap in #📣┃gta-weekly-news

[jagged wraith]

Oh no

[stark spear]

Never heard of hatred

[lavish flame]

You right 💀💀

[stark spear]

Beans

👹

[opaque ingot]

eggs with ham

[fierce inlet]

lol cities skyline 2 in 2 months

[swift umbra]

I can’t wait tbh

[stark spear]

@opaque ingot potat

[lavish flame]

City skylines is boring

[woven heart]

Is ark a good game?

[fierce inlet]

50 euros ☠️

[swift umbra]

I hope they finally give me MOVE IT

[lavish flame]

Unless you can destroy stuff

[simple iron]

hey chat

[opaque ingot]

@stark spear tomat

[fierce inlet]

and for what? a few extra features

[swift umbra]

Amazing

[woven heart]

Cats are tasty

[simple iron]

Wtf

[woven heart]

sorry

[fierce inlet]

if you actually enjoy ark reconsider your life choices

[stark spear]

@opaque ingot potawtoe

[lavish flame]

I agree

Ark blows

[swift umbra]

It’s Minecraft but better

[brisk seal]

[lavish flame]

Yeah no

[opaque ingot]

@stark spear tomawto

[simple iron]

Bro someone put the anarchist cookbook wtf

[woven heart]

i few years back i got it walked around aimlessly died a couple times and deleted it

[fierce inlet]

ark is horrid

[lavish flame]

Ong

[stark spear]

@opaque ingot pawteawteow

[fierce inlet]

play a real men’s game

(siege obv)

[lavish flame]

Doodle jump

[simple iron]

hitman

[brisk seal]

ark admins are weird, they got a server but if anyone raids them in teh server the person gets banned lmao

[opaque ingot]

@stark spear tawmeawteoe

[woven heart]

i like hitting on men

wait

[fierce inlet]

without freelancer mode that game would be so dead

[woven heart]

fuck

no

[stark spear]

@opaque ingot peawteaowteeowseo

[simple iron]

Fr

[opaque ingot]

@stark spear teawmeaowteeowseo

[swift umbra]

Freelancer is the most boring of them all tbh

[fierce inlet]

freelancer mode was the best decision they ever made

[woven heart]

Whats freelancer mode?

[lavish flame]

You think ark is better then Minecraft respectfully shut up

[fierce inlet]

freelancer is what makes the game fun

[stark spear]

P00teawte000003000sooeooo

[fierce inlet]

both are ass

[lavish flame]

Exactly

[opaque ingot]

T00meawte000003000sooeooo

[lavish flame]

Yes

[simple iron]

hitman is very easy now

[swift umbra]

Also annoying since I don’t want to grind back all the shit I already have in story

[sullen crest]

I remember a game called entry point on roblox dawg that shit was actually good

[fierce inlet]

its fun to play but annyoing to grind

[upper fractal]

clamps4life#0 was muted. | No reason given.

[woven heart]

i played hitman 2 but not 3 is 3 any better?

[swift umbra]

Not by a lot, Minecraft is really fun as well but ark just has some features that make it a bit better

[simple iron]

[upper fractal]

clamps4life#0 has been warned. || text wall (1)

[sullen crest]

Fuck outta here

[fierce inlet]

3 has freelancer mode

[swift umbra]

3 is fun

[lavish flame]

Isn’t that the payday rip off

[simple iron]

idiot @stark spear

[jagged wraith]

Huh

[sullen crest]

No that's noriety

Or something

[jagged wraith]

@sullen crest hey cold war after this download?

[woven heart]

can i go kill everyone with a gun?

[fierce inlet]

how can you like a pixelated blocks game 💀

[sullen crest]

Entry point is like hitman and payday mixed

[simple iron]

Lmao

[swift umbra]

I have to be in my yearly Minecraft week mode to do so

[sullen crest]

Sure lemme shower first and make sure I can have kids still after what I fucking did 💀

[woven heart]

i dont care about hitman missions i play to kill everyone on the map

so fun

[simple iron]

indeed

[fierce inlet]

lol

[jagged wraith]

Tf u do? 💀💀

[lavish flame]

Like a true hitman you leave no witnesses

[woven heart]

i love to stab ppl

in hitman

not irl

[simple iron]

[woven heart]

well

maybe irl

[sullen crest]

Was doing sit-ups and the foam pads for your leg placement roled when I got up and I slammed my balls onto the metal bar

[fierce inlet]

first you eliminate targets otherwise they js escape

[simple iron]

A mod exercising 🤯

[woven heart]

no way

[sullen crest]

💀

I guess that doesn't make me a discord mod then

[woven heart]

how tf do i make forza 5 fun its boring af

[sullen crest]

Make it look like real life

[swift umbra]

Sounds painful

[woven heart]

real life would be me crashing into ppl like bowling pins

[sullen crest]

Was painful and is painful

[woven heart]

worst thing about forza is you cant hit people

[swift umbra]

I was having a judo fight like 2 days before I left for the USA and someone gave me an elbow down there in a ground fight

[sullen crest]

Thats more dumb than Zaza

[simple iron]

Fu

[woven heart]

hitting people would make the game fun af

i could spend hours running them over

[sullen crest]

Fuck bro

[jagged wraith]

Ouch you def aint having kids anymore

[swift umbra]

Fr, those cars be taking hairpins at 300 mph

[sullen crest]

I'm trying to find out but y'all keep pinging me

[simple iron]

I like to crash planes into tanks in bf5

[jagged wraith]

Lol

[woven heart]

Fun af

[swift umbra]

Yea, that hurt quite a bit, especially since I’m quite heavy so it’s not like the other dudes I fight aren’t big muscular monsters that hit quite hard even if they don’t intend on doing it

[woven heart]

playing a game where you can take your anger out on npcs is very fun

[swift umbra]

[sullen crest]

Dawg

How can I figure out if I'm gonna have a family when I get pinged 💀

[swift umbra]

I know the mute glitch does

[woven heart]

go to mongolia and find a usb stick

then plug into your computer

boom

[swift umbra]

Don’t respond

[jagged wraith]

Fr

[sullen crest]

It inturupts my uhm

[woven heart]

[sullen crest]

Media let's say

💀

[woven heart]

[sullen crest]

BRO

[swift umbra]

Your wiki how?

[woven heart]

sorry

[sullen crest]

I'm uninstalling discord till I'm done

[sullen crest]

No

[woven heart]

[sullen crest]

I'm fucking serious rn

[woven heart]

stonks

[swift umbra]

I’ll shut up

[sullen crest]

No I'm litterly deleting it

[woven heart]

ok

you do you

[sullen crest]

Regardless

[brisk seal]

do it

[swift umbra]

Can I be mod in your place?

[woven heart]

[sullen crest]

I'll reinstall when I'm back from my work

[woven heart]

[sullen crest]

No

[swift umbra]

Work…

[swift umbra]

Dammit

Worth a try at least

[sullen crest]

My profession

[woven heart]

is...

[swift umbra]

Doctor, lawyer, teacher, plumber, astronaut…

[sullen crest]

😐

Yeahhhh....

[woven heart]

[sullen crest]

Wait dnd exists

HAHA

[woven heart]

i played that once

i stuffed a lance up someones dick

[sullen crest]

No do not disturb

😒

[swift umbra]

[woven heart]

oh

[sullen crest]

Try and inturupt me now haha

[woven heart]

ok

[swift umbra]

Ok

[woven heart]

[swift umbra]

@woven heart can you call him?

[woven heart]

im in school

so sad

[swift umbra]

Shit, well im in the car so I can’t either

[woven heart]

im supposed to be coding a game

[swift umbra]

Wait I got an idea

@simple iron , want some meth?

[sullen crest]

YES

Fuck Zaza bro gimme that

[woven heart]

i love meth

[swift umbra]

You where busy no?

[sullen crest]

Yeah

I was

[woven heart]

meth is a way of life

[sullen crest]

But meth

[wanton hull]

If you want your life to suck

[sullen crest]

Ok back to my entertainment

[woven heart]

i turned off dnd for the first time in ages

[swift umbra]

Well it was needed for a very scientific experiment

[woven heart]

ha

[swift umbra]

Maybe @wanton hull is able to help

[woven heart]

yup

[wanton hull]

I can help?

How

[woven heart]

maybe i should turn dnd back on

[wanton hull]

Who needs my meth advice

[swift umbra]

Can you call capit via discord?

[wanton hull]

Right now!

?

[swift umbra]

To see if that skips do not disturb

Yes

[woven heart]

[swift umbra]

Meth recipe will be send as a reward in dm

[wanton hull]

It does

[woven heart]

alr i just need 5 recipes to complete my cookbook lets go

[wanton hull]

I don’t need to call him to tell you that

[fluid falcon]

Hi

[woven heart]

want meth

[swift umbra]

Do it

You’ll get a very special meth recipe in return

Zaza’s one

[near patrol]

Hello

[woven heart]

I thought of a tasty recipe

[near patrol]

Who said meth 👀

[fierce inlet]

Oppenheimer is peak

[near patrol]

Ok

[woven heart]

whats that

[swift umbra]

If you call capit on discord right now you’ll get zaza’s meth recipe

[fierce inlet]

???

[lime mesa]

great name

[near patrol]

Nah I like my own recipe

[woven heart]

meth trucks are at the border

[near patrol]

Ooo where?

[woven heart]

what

[swift umbra]

Well, you want to know the reason to call him?

Cause that might make you do it

[woven heart]

canada border

[near patrol]

Yeah

[near patrol]

Bet. Send some to me

[fierce inlet]

how do you not know who oppenheimer is

[woven heart]

i have no clue who that is

[fierce inlet]

he’s literally the reason we are all alive

[swift umbra]

Well he is trying to figure out if he can still make babies now since he dropped a weight on it

[woven heart]

does he cook meth?

[fluid falcon]

Yes pwease

[near patrol]

Oops

[fierce inlet]

inventer of the atomic bomb

[woven heart]

oh

[swift umbra]

So he doesn’t want to be disturbed whilst he’s “working”

[woven heart]

dam he shouda cooked meth

[near patrol]

@sullen crest ya working?

[fierce inlet]

how old are you

you act like a midget

[swift umbra]

He’s on don’t disturb

[near patrol]

Fuck

[swift umbra]

But apparently calling bypasses that

[near patrol]

@sullen crest

[woven heart]

14, i am a midget

[near patrol]

Nice

[fierce inlet]

why would you guys want capit here

[simple iron]

Give me the meth @swift umbra

[swift umbra]

Call capit

Then I will

[near patrol]

I want meth

[simple iron]

[fierce inlet]

calling doesn’t bypass dnd btw

[near patrol]

[swift umbra]

@wanton hull !!!!!!!

[near patrol]

I guess we'll need to hunt him down

[woven heart]

hire a sniper team

[wanton hull]

Or maybe turn off the sound

[near patrol]

[wanton hull]

Is he on mobile?

[near patrol]

Who knows

[wanton hull]

Cuz that matters

If not then dnd doesn’t work

[near patrol]

Hmm

Well we'll wait

[wanton hull]

Why you may ask? Because discord sucks

[near patrol]

Agreed

[swift umbra]

Yes

[wanton hull]

Explains it

[near patrol]

Ima go back to watching Netflix

Bye ppl

[brisk seal]

wat u watchin

[near patrol]

Slasher

For the 4th time

[brisk seal]

must be good than

[near patrol]

It's a gorey kinda show

Blood and all

[brisk seal]

would expect that from somethign called "slasher"

[near patrol]

Anyways, bye for now

[brisk seal]

[digital plume]

Hello there just want to point out to all of my brothers that play on xbox please be carefull and dont play for now your account is in danger and your console too people found a way to grab your ip and ban you for no reason trough party chat and u dont need to be in a party chat for that to happen

Just be carefull play as little as possible make everything on ur account private like games, gamerscore, name, gamer tag, and etc

[lavish flame]

Average Xbox L

[digital plume]

And also dont accept random friend request that also can lead to a ban for no. Reason i wish all of xbox players best of luck and dont play online

[digital plume]

U should be thankful that ur console company has propper protection and security and that sony actualy gives a shit about ps players as a playstation user for years now and im glad that we have multiple safety nets

[lavish flame]

Yeah Xbox sucks

PlayStation on top

[digital plume]

Xbox doesnt suck its Microsoft

Ho

[lavish flame]

Xbox does suck

[digital plume]

Honestly i wish that sony buys xbox

It would be better for them

[lavish flame]

No

[digital plume]

Yes cuz sony provides us with propper safety features like locking our accounts after multiple failed password enters and microsoft doesnt (ik from personal experience) also its nearly impossible to steal ip or ban for no reason due to privacy settings that are available and also due to a actual reason needed to ban somone

I wish the best for xbox players

[brisk seal]

u think microsoft is ever gonna sell xbox lmao

the mone too hot for that

[lavish flame]

No

[somber fable]

PS relatively has a wide community, double in terms of size compared to the Xb.

[digital plume]

I dont think that but clearly microsoft doesnt give a shit about xbox players since this isnt the first time they would fix it temporarily then it just comes back

And yes ps has a wider community

[brisk seal]

ps tends to have more console sales i think

but they both make more money from online services

which xbox has on pc now

gamepass go brttttt

[somber fable]

Microsoft generates a lot from selling OSs and computer stuff, why should they care about a small project called "Xbox" ?

[digital plume]

Yea but ps is still lot more safer due to multiple security checks and yearly password changes that are required for safety reasons

[brisk seal]

lizard squad would be laughin rn

[digital plume]

Because people still buy the console and there is alot of sales yearly

[lavish flame]

Lizard squad were assholes

[brisk seal]

they r worded ps services on christmas

[digital plume]

Fr

[brisk seal]

both companies dont make that much money off of consoles

the online ps plus and game pass is where it is at

[digital plume]

Sony does make alot of money from playstations and ps plus it self

[lavish flame]

Ps plus monthly games coming up are complete garbage

[brisk seal]

majority profits are ps plus

[digital plume]

Ps5 sales sky rocketed after the restocks

[lavish flame]

Get cod one week get garbage game next week

[brisk seal]

game pass is better thats why

[digital plume]

Dont forget tvs and phones altho phones are less popular

[brisk seal]

plus game pass has a edge cuz it cares about pc players

[brisk seal]

im just talkin about playstation as a company

not sony

[digital plume]

Well sony is the company that made playstation

Sony is the owner of playstation

[lavish flame]

Or is it

[digital plume]

Hence the name sony playstation

[mortal hedge]

i used the studfinder on myself and it went off

[lavish flame]

It was malfunctioning

[mortal hedge]

dayum

[lavish flame]

désolé

[mortal hedge]

mais, êtez-vous, ou…?

[weary arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[somber fable]

French's disgusting..

[digital plume]

Fr

French people sound like they are choking on beans

[mortal hedge]

i only took it to go on a canada trip💀

[lavish flame]

Je suis

[somber fable]

You just spent your time/money, english's worldwide and canadians can speak it.

[lavish flame]

Insérer le mème de Peter Griffin

[mortal hedge]

saw cirque do soliel though

du*

[somber fable]

Can you shut up, please?

[lavish flame]

Non

Insérez une phrase ringard sur la façon dont je ne me tais pas, je grandis et quand je te regarde, je vomis

[mortal hedge]

dayum

[sharp field]

hello chat

hopefully your discussing how i’m your favorite mod

[somber fable]

[simple iron]

Lmao

[lavish flame]

Oh we are

[merry leaf]

hi

[lavish flame]

Hello

[white mesa]

hi

[lavish flame]

Hello

[white mesa]

wyd

[merry leaf]

legit nothing its 2am

[lavish flame]

Nothin

[untold harness]

Greetings people

[white mesa]

cool

[untold harness]

How is everyone?

[white mesa]

not bad

[merry leaf]

[white mesa]

hbu

[untold harness]

I am goog

[white mesa]

is rust any good?

[lavish flame]

It’s alright

[white mesa]

cool

[weary arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squidward-you-have-been-cheated-and-lied-to-megaphone-gif-16445369

[lavish flame]

He right you know

[weary arrow]

the best mod was foxx

but it is now sassy

[lavish flame]

May he RIW

[weary arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-coffin-black-ghana-celebrating-gif-16743302

[bleak quarry]

I just found out my friends ain’t really my friends. They told me to kill myself after I told them I’m not happy with my life and I just wanted it off my chest that all

[lavish flame]

That sucks

[simple iron]

I been up

[sullen crest]

Yeah definitely

[simple iron]

Been playing hitman

[lavish flame]

Nice

What freelancer rank?

[simple iron]

when it comes

[lavish flame]

Cool

[old fossil]

for XB players - you might want to avoid going on your XB for a while

[lavish flame]

Doesn’t matter if you’re online or offline

They can still do it

So might as-well play

Just don’t mess with any mofos

[old fossil]

better offline so you don’t piss the wrong guy off

but i just watched jokers video

[lavish flame]

Or just play single player games

[old fossil]

fml that’s scary

[simple iron]

A vpn exist

[lavish flame]

Doesn’t work

[old fossil]

no, vpn won’t do shit

[lavish flame]

They ban your Microsoft account

[old fossil]

it literally deletes your account

[simple iron]

Wtf

[lavish flame]

What is a vpn gonna do

[old fossil]

zaza

[lavish flame]

My friends selling the tool for 100 bucks lol

[old fossil]

this is the console equivalent of R* partial remote code execution

but it’s on MS

not on R*

[simple iron]

if I lose my account Xbox is gay

[lavish flame]

#💎┃memes／media message

[old fossil]

@lavish flame that’s the same photo used in jokers video lol

[swift umbra]

Are you yk, fine?

[bleak quarry]

They are the same people that helped me with cmc as well

[lavish flame]

Yes I know

[lavish flame]

Damnnn

[simple iron]

Crazy

👌🏻👈🏻

[bleak quarry]

The most trusted are the one most gonna back stab you

[lavish flame]

Gotta filter the bad ones out to find the real ones

Keep your head up it’ll get better

[sharp field]

sexism

[simple iron]

[lavish flame]

Why aren’t you donkey anymore

[sharp field]

got tired of seeing the pfp

[simple iron]

donkay

[sharp field]

dutch

no way you’re com helper ☠️

[simple iron]

Bro helps no one

[sharp field]

well

congrats dutch

who are the 4 mods

not like i can’t ask

you might as well say

#🏢helpers-hq

[crimson basalt]

Im gonna start elden ring again, rip my mental health

[simple iron]

?afk donkay got that ye ye ass haircut

[upper fractal]

@simple iron I set your AFK: donkay got that ye ye ass haircut

[sharp field]

was your mental ever intact?

bruh

[swift umbra]

[sharp field]

bro can use afk

[swift umbra]

He’s lvl 70 so he can yes

[sharp field]

oh

[swift umbra]

And he’s making great use of it 🤣

[sharp field]

never knew that was a thing

[swift umbra]

#1076309071755481168

[sharp field]

level 100 is nitro

cool

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[swift umbra]

For a month

[lavish flame]

Just nitro basic

Nothing good

[simple iron]

I don’t want nitro bro

[acoustic barn]

?afk ok

[upper fractal]

@acoustic barn I set your AFK: ok

[simple iron]

[jagged wraith]

Im getting there

Lvl 70

[sharp field]

discord stripped every perk of nitro basic ☠️

[swift umbra]

How tf can you do it?

[acoustic barn]

It's legit just global emotes now

[acoustic barn]

Terrorizer role

[jagged wraith]

someone bought me nitro basic before

Cheap ass

[swift umbra]

So you PAID to set yourself afk?

[simple iron]

how much for a custom role

[swift umbra]

Patreon

Idk how much

[sharp field]

$10

usd

[jagged wraith]

10$ my ass

[simple iron]

nah I’m good

[jagged wraith]

just go buy nitro with boost instead of these idiots getting 10$ 💀

[swift umbra]

That’d be a better spend over that

[sharp field]

[jagged wraith]

lol

[simple iron]

How much for admin

Wtf

[swift umbra]

Imagine Xbox

[lavish flame]

There’s been a lot of nsfw bits in here lately

Bots

[acoustic barn]

I paid for the role I had no idea about the afk

[simple iron]

And csgo scams