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ZaZa'z best Zazaz
This is how you rob an armored car 
Map the casino out for us 
anyone selling a Comet or Rapid GT (Before the SA Mercs Update) I got a 90M budget trying to get my favorite cars back since a game bug deleted mine
Youāll get a good slice of money right @simple iron ?
Hey, @high wave It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
Alrighty
Do you care about the chips?
What should I sell at my company so I can hide the drugs inside the things
Imagine your boss sees this š
Imagine the court trial after this
Nah, they aināt worth money
Thought so
You should just come to canada and start Zaza'z zazaz
Not a chance
Icecream
Bruh what???
Would be stupid wouldnāt it? Robbing 10 tonnes of chips only to go back to the casino to change them for cash
What if I do stuff animals and hide the stuff inside them 
that's not bad actually... š¤
fridges
Drugs are preserved better in cold and it removes smell
yea I had these laying around, what do you mean I just robbed your place?
True but what about the dogs?
āWhat do you mean wait there for just a moment?ā
and it's easy to just melt and refreeze
They wont notice it over the chilli powder aroma you use to mask it
āWho are those guys dressed in black with the big guns?ā
Hey guys!
if I get caught at least Iāll go down in history for being better than Pablo Escobar
What's goody? š
āWhat do you mean im arrested under suspicion of grand theft orchestrated by one pf your employees?ā
āWhat do you mean I need to go to jail for life?ā
āWhy are you so angry at me officer?ā
I could do what gus Fring did cause I love fried chicken 
āWhat did you mean my constituents ratted me out for a better plea deal!?ā
@simple iron 
That sounds like a mighty fine idea 
More money for us

I got a better idea
No hush money but something even better
Tell
You know a certain type of mail right?
Poor you
Idk
Im at McDonaldās rn
Im either gonna watch a movie or block the toilets
One of them to pass the time
oh that one
Yea, good idea innit?
Yeah
You got time for like.. an episode, but probably not a movie.
Poisoning yourself?
I have to also get a bus which will take another hour
Still deep fried at the mac
I had this burger today
Amazing stuff
And not poison (I hopeš )
You went to the Gordon Ramsay place?
Mightāve
yea.. this ^^
Nice
Burger was soooo good
Nope
Itās cause he doesnāt live in Vegas lolll
I figured he doesn't work at most of his restaurants.
Gordam ramsys cooking is overatted?
He tried making thai food from teaching himself and the restaurant owner almost spat it out
Yes
maybe but he is good. I enjoy watching his stuff while I cook and eat.
hey chat
Iām not one for food shows but if I had to choose it would be between Ramsey or Anthony Bourdain
I gotta be honest that the burger was worth all the money
Yes
Yes
Ok good
Ya..
Yes
Itās fine for me to enter credit card to buy gta?
to steam?
Yes
yes⦠steam is pretty reliable
Steam is by far the biggest and most important PC gaming marketplaceāthe store is virtually synonymous with PC gaming
boasting more than 34,000 games and 95 million monthly active users as of 2019. Put simply, if a PC video game exists, you will most likely find it on Steam
B
@sinful onyxR225 wya
or
idk
my friend asked me to join to get someone called deathwishR225
Alright good I just bought gta
It was 60 percent off
W
G2a or eneba is highly recommended for buying cd keys for games
I prefer eneba
Did you vomit from the drink?
Drinks fault 
yo what TT
Imagine
Not from the swol?
What happened to your yt membership ??
Event winner should have extra perms for ever
I'm a winner
Nah
Bro has an addiction to opening tickets
true
Worse than sassy and weed
You donāt?
Lies
Probably the only person in Philly without one then @simple iron
Yo
I donāt smoke that much weed trust
Only 5 blunts every other day
Damn slide up in that
š¤Æ
I believe in aliens more if i am told they arent real

Do you have access to #šexclusiveš ?
Now the government is trying to say they have proof and i dont rly care
š¢
Dammit
@simple iron you gotta wait with the files on his houses security system man
He can see that shit still
Get some kids from your basement, they work great!
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You wanna save money or not?
What youāre gonna sit outside all day?

@lavish flame how many messages do you have

26169 messages
yo
So from after 7-1-2033
He has 6245 this month @simple iron

You have 6245 messages in just JULY
š§¢
š¤£šš¤£šš
can someone help me sell mc, im full on my coke lockup
F tier
Hey @uneven stump, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
the fuck i do to you?

@lavish flame how often do you wash your face?
hey chat
hey chat
@sharp field speak
what?

Ngl guys i think the whole console generation gonna end before gta 6 even drops
Poor gf having to kiss that
gta 6 is gonna be available for ps 6
Bro def has a pizza face
Okayyyyyy, thatās enough personal or relationship info
assuming you donāt wash your balls either because your girlfriend loves the smell of cheesy balls
Legit him
Bro just wash your face š
iāll take my leave
Shouldnāt you shower every day
every other day is fine
@sharp field is the expert on this topic @lavish flame, trust him
Why canāt I see other chats in your discord server
Do you sleep or go on about your day dirty from sweat
No, thatās not good for your body (or at least washing your hair), you should be showering around once every two days
Want the popcorn? cause this is gonna be a good one 
He going to bed 
DAMMIT

Iāve asked for no questions in my DMāsā¦
@lavish flame not funny 
I donāt want people asking it in my DMās for a reason
Hey, @lavish flame It may be best for you to ask your question in #šāgta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #šroles select your platform then you'll be able to view #šāgta-discussion š
So Iām asking it here
What is it?
Stfu luke
Damn alright
lmao
Thatās my que see ya guys
How many fingers am I holding up?
12!
Yea nothing wrong with those!
Damn guys his eyes really do be fine

Mine are -2
off
I want lenses but my eyes irritate bad when I do

Iām not joking, if I wear them my eyes become full red and I canāt see for like a minute after
Probably gonna get them lasered when Iām 18
how bad are they
tbh idk anything about them
My eyes or the lenses?
Yeah the chat is dead Iāll come back later
Itās very much alive rn
Itās just that itās only a couple of guys on
Cause I know most of them at least a bit (heard their voices)
Most of them are also in a smaller server with only a the most active members from this server in it, and the goat akuma
You probably donāt know akuma tho
ššš»šš»
Devil?
mamamia
Not me donkay
I know this because i named a character akama
Akuma has been banned recently, he was basically a chill dude but if you annoyed his ass youād get a treatment worse than whatever goes on in the hellš¤£
Been playing hitman for 6 hours lmao 
Idk man
I been there a few times
Lmao
Heās still in the mini server @lavish flame promotes in #1003766531123073074
They lied btw
Tf I do
Hell is not made from fire
You good Brendon?
Heās not good
Did he find your meth?
Possibly
Oh god
Now that wouldnāt be safe 
Trust
Wym
I am Back once again


I hate her
Shadow you there?
Yeah
Hi ZaZa
Hi red
bro said pursing like itās a carrer
Zaza sucks dick
No
Wtf I do
Everything
Fuck you
Heās anti weed
Suck more dick zaza
Blocked
Nice
green ngl
Lol
bros abt to get muted
What did I do to you
Alright Iāll stop
My bad
How when zaza says stuff about drugs nobody does shit but when I say something I get muted doesnāt make any sense
Nah frrrr
Yeah and he should not be talking about hard drugs in this chat
Metal man we all saw that
Bro says stuff about fucking a girl and he doesn't get banned
NO IM SORRY šš
Pot isnāt a hard drug
He shared the recipe to meth š
Bro nice alt
And zaza always talking about dealing drugs which is illegal
Proof where?
Attacking me for no reason
Someone told me
Fucking hell
Anyways do the Altdentifier thing
Your an l mod
Dutch why you jumped off that cliff
Youāre dumb
itās probably the fucking clutch guy
You were just on my side stop switching
Oh
nah
Stop sucking green tops dick
I only do weed nothing wrong ffs
Iām sorry Donkay it wonāt happen again
Your an l
ā ļø
Can you ban him @small needle
Ok so this is def a clutch alt
Who the hell is talking to your bitch ass
Discord drama I love it
Yooooooo its luke#9209 was banned. | alt
No one cares
Do you guys realize that arguing with other people online is completely fucking useless and a waste of time?
Go do some pushups
Yes you do
You can sleep bro š
So you the motivator in this discord server lol
Whatās sleep?
Not really
How old are you? Out of curiosity?
Bro aren't you like in college?
Fuck that shit
Ok
I agree
College isnt meant to make you successful
I wanted to type ok but I typed ik accidentally
Has any successful person gotten successful because they went to college in modern times?
College waste of money
How
Iām sorta dumb so no chance of me passing
I donāt understand this shit
Ffs
Intelligence and education are 2 different things. You can pass college if you work hard enough.

Yes but I will not be giving it out š

Sample of what š

Bro doing a online drug deal
hey chat
Hi Donkay
Racially motivated
sure
no
bruh
you can just tell this guys does not take any type of science class
So now I can make fun of y'all for being losers. This is a wake up call. Stop smoking weed. Stop playing video games. Go to the gym. Learn something actually useful.
Cuz if you continue the way y'all are going tall are going to end up in the dirt
You're gonna be left behind
Like the fucking losers you are now

Stfu
Racism
Bros crying in a gta youtubers server
How sad

Never said you did you neanderthal
The LGBTQ community pushing their ideologies on children isn't good
no
This should get me banned
No you pinged a bot
Hopefully
Legit no one cares enough about you
Stop seeking the attention your parents starved from you and do something better with your life

God cares about me. My family cares about me. That I cannot say about a loser who plays gta
You know what you're right
They obviously don't if you're here seeking attention
anyone tryna grind in gta?
It's genuinely pathetic and ironic
Magic
Hey @uneven stump, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#š®ć¢cayo-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢casino-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢businesses-lfg-ps4
#š®ć¢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729
How ironic
shush
How
Yooooo
Man these new people ass
Wsppppppppp
bro doesnt know the definition of ironic š
The most pathetic part is that you play video games all day and do nothing with you life
Nah @simple iron is my connect
And now I will leave
Iād rather buy weed seeds 
Stop projecting
bye, server is better without you
Follow the twitch alex_16027
No
Indeed
No one's following your boring ass twitch
give me 5 pounds of hard solid cocaine. Then we're talking
Pay up
bro invited me to a discord server called people nation š
Drinking some alcohol boutta finish some anime
weeb activites.
Not joke


i dont watch corn or hentai
i just go to the local orphanage and stare at children
:gigaman:
Sick
and i was joking lmao
Wtf
and i have proof of you saying " add me " then saying " drug discord "
zaza check dms
Caught red handed
Says who
he
Wtf
i-
@lavish flame idiot fr
you sent me a discord server invite to a discord server that sells drugs
idk if you know, selling cocaine is illegal
i have proof of you saying add me then drug discord
What is that ?
Get this guy banned
Do you sell any?


Nahhhh
Wtf
Someone call the animal control
They prolly eating that shit with name cat soup
Only?
Have some ramen š
W manss
coolio
( i have no clue whats going on in chat im jst saying random things)
Gotta be the most discord thing ever
whats the problme?

I still have the recipe 
none
@simple iron looking at you 
Couldnāt be me 
now intent to supply
that can get u a lot of years
but possesion
wont get u anything
learn ur shit
Donāt get caught 
ong
Have some chocolate dumplings
its a legit version of spiderman in the spiderverse dickwad
its still offbrand
stop saying im on drugs when im not
This is a thing?
og is peter parker
bros on sum
its not offbrand
this dude is getting heated
its still a spiderman lmao
lol this shit funny
Here? Yeah everything you can think of exists here
offbrand one
bc all other spider mans r dereived off peter parker
so miles morales is off brand
so every single spiderman is off brand
p much
besides the first ever peter parker?
u stepped in zoak?
no ones gonna fuck yo ugly ass
how am i mad lmao
nobody want to join yo stank ass server

Iām still waiting for the punchline
HAHAHA.. your mom joeks are funni
thatās very helpful
Npc
dms
š
spreaded
Frozen food
jack jonegues
yo moms fat ass š
bro fr said npc and he got the most basic pfp of all time lmao
bek whatād you guys do
@slender plume accept request i need to tell something important
Whyās this chat gone to shit
Did
When was it good
fuck yo momma in the back of a dirty van used to kidnap kids
thatās actually a really good point
bru
mate you are like 7
Wtf bek
average bek moment
W improtant messgae
yes
atticus finch?
Nah man
Nah
Not tkam again
Iām 2 years old
my type š
I am the fusion
I like my girls like my stores
anyone casino, im hosting, silent n sneaky
i hop in some casino
i did nothing because i could do nothing
exactly
Thatās acceptable
bless you bek
thats why my favorite store is Dick's
Wtf
ZaZa bein 2yr and a multi billion dollar "business" Man at the same time.
Philip K dick is an awful writer
Crazy
zaza

zaza wrote that back in 2nd grade a year ago lmao
Bro nword bypass
Bro this bot
Idiot
š
OMFGG
?

tell it to jump off a bridge
im ban that guy
Me?..
?ban n word guy
#šāmemesļ¼media if someone has answer
beg for my mercy
hi ban that guy im bek
I got a family
I do everyday
beg for mercy, it makes me hard
š
lmao
i am genuinely surprised that skibidi toilet got 200 mil views
its one of my amazin kinks
I'm a cat bro
i dont watch the keys jangling baby face toilet stuff
Wtd
nvm im not a shane copy

@slender plume how's the weather
i chose not to be a edp or shane today

Applaud me.
Priorities.
W video cant wait
shane dawson fucked his cat he did not fuck kids smh
why are you shaking your head to that š
Dm me that
@dark vault
im actually intrested
speaking of shane dawson does anyone know what happened to jadar
Itās from twitter itās nasty
Uhmmm... No! I had nothing to do with jadar š
?
@slender plume
wilddd
I'm coughing and Google says it's cancer
š
get well soon
go to the hospital

Idk she's active in her server that's all i know
Canāt wait to pound your ass tonight šš»šš»
Morning
@lost schooner ban
lmao
lol
Not me
respekt you eldors
Canāt spell bro 
its a joke.
also have you watched the bomb making instructions in the theatre yet @slender plume
send him black salami
Will do woon
Soon*
Send boobs
he sent macho complaining omfg!!1!!!!!
Lol
Jesus loves you all ā¤ļø
gl
ME!!

I DO I DO
Really want to make a bad joke rn
Dang
Pussy
Finna turn woke
that one atheist š
hello im your friendly neighborhood racist šļø
im ban for racsit
šš¼
jesse loves you all
Umm technically.... Nvm
more common in the 30s
I'm not but the mods š¢
What if heās not real 
what about walter?
Nah
walter only loves you if you buy meth
he dont love me š
š
He is devil
Like
name one drug for each race
how do people even get extra perms role
lets see how sterotypical it gets
Feet pics to Admins
Racism
wow what about asians you racist
š¾
i send my feet pics to everyone
What about other races??
š§
Bruh
Meth
asians have riced laced with herion
š³ļøāš or š“+š³ļø
asians: opioids
Peak American moment
im š®šø
Only knows 3 race
I said or
Only this
im so gay i like kissing men
wait a second
im so gay
india no. 1 šØš³šØš³šØš³
Wtf
im so gay
your albanian?
lmao
Block
Hm yes
you asked shitface
But i live from Italy
Pakistan no 1 š³ļøāš

imagine
Lmao
How could you not like big booty latinas 
bro makes out with his cousin like there is not tommorow š š„ š
@lavish flame where you find these videos bro
how do i change my nick
Lmao
/nick aint working
15 level
ig got no perms
Something tells me you're indian
i love big booty men :gigamanface:
wtf
Man

Yeah I don't wNt
arent you the simple remake no one asked for? jk jk
you got a problem with it?
Lmao
alr

Block metal
wow man you are a big racist
everyone
bro a D1 hater
Yes?
i said block metal
We do a little trolling
zaza is a bigger snitch
Man the fact that the person is in prison only and not being stoned or being burned is terrifying
Idc
No proof



š
you got akuma banned and got me warned
no proof
If it's for humans
your bio explains it already
lmfao
lil bro
That was in China what do you expect
Send it to me
I didnāt even get him banned
you snitched on him by a ping
They won't let Animals live in peace
damn bro grew up on grove street for that language
That was ment for someone else idiot akuma was chill

the car in gta
you were still snitching weren't you
I donāt remember
@lavish flame if you have any stonin one send it š
nah you grew up in fort zancudo
so it doesn't matter
Cry
that popular armored 4 door

šš
you are the one who cried because you snitched
about what?
Is dead poor

yes
Tf
see? you have no proof



