#💬┃gorilla-chat
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Imagine
ok french guy
got me a piece of a bread
jkjk
im not racist
i am the most friendliest person ever
most of the time
its normal
real men know
the pain that pushes us
no sacrifice no victory
autobots roll out
well bye everyone
i have been duped
if u need me u know where to find me
just slide in anywhere
you are fake news
i can be fake anything
all news is fake
the pyramids are alien ships ready to strike
the pyramids of giza are algned for betetr signal with each otehr
rly we are all ded
ur delusional
who else plays stormworks
The Eiffel tower is actually the penis of a giant robot
i knew something fishy was going on in france
WAIT
Gta servers are down!!???
Probs
Where is gun van
It says they're working fine
sex is probably overrated
Yes
Yes
come on I’ve just had my 18th birthday
It's been legal for u for 2 years no?
😂😂
true but
No buts
I started dating not long ago
Yeah I was going to talk about it then I realised this is public chat and is full of children
So
depends on the girl lol
;-;
my ex was basically a bag of potatos, no effort at all, didnt know what to do, didnt want to do anything, just let me do whatever i want
wich isnt fun
You’re probably right tbh
It is 😂
Heh
that's rude but true
It honestly is filled with kids, some even younger than me
Hi chat
Sassy is playing farming simulator

Wel it is an fun gamento play when your bored
it doesn't even load properly lmao
W game wdym
I get even more bored from it
Wel everybody has different tast
true
That games fun when you have unlimited money and can buy whatever you want
im actually gonna play mw 2019 @wind trout
I’m no scammer me swear!

would've before if my progress didn't reset on the mission after clean house
Thank you
was it a bug or
Error screen turned into my progress not saving
On veteran difficulty at that
Ok
How is the new GTA car
hey
Hello
Shit
Shut be cheaper
But the bike is pretty fun
I hate electric cars
The new car is not but the new bike is electric and it has an kern boost
Dont by the new car its very bad it shut be cheaper
The new Dodge Challenger is trash too
Does anyone play in the Australia area?
Who warned me for duping
I did
Fuck you

Ok Santa Claus
Who wanna bang my sistee
What the fuck
Me
brent peterson
Well she not my sister she more like a girl i picked up off the street shes a prosthetic woman
How much does she cost
6 pounds
In euros
Yes
if shes 6 pounds then shes a minor
I don’t speak tea
So in dollors like 8 $
Not like that
Would you fancy some crisps?
Shes 6 pounds
In wight
🤨
Yrs
722
Discursive tips hard so to for so rc discursive exorcize a is 7x no ko fly no 5rsz,
hello
English McTavish
Omg obama
He’s speaking seizure
739676438806134784
Look at the first 2 digits of my user id
Sleep 😴 and a few minutes 😴
Yeah I think is und was hast was von mir und was für eine Woche ist es nicht so viel Zeit für mich
what are you on
Hehe hey man sorry I 🙇♂️ 😞 I 9th and then 😅 I got a point where to go to the lost and j8283?
I’m not even german but when i spammed the middle recommendation button word it’s german
🎉❓
👌🤞👊🖕
😡🤬
I is disapoint because party is the question and reply and say babay and finger 
NO
Do you are is a stupid?
😒
why so serious
when did gorillas start using discord?
they dont
are you sure?
Yo mr president

And rubberman
yes?
hey chat
hello
Make it a law that gaming is a full timw job
some people it is a full time job
how about you go outside
Grow weed like me
Nah i do that enough
young man thinks he's hard growing weed 😂 😂 😂
i do actual labor lol
Its not
never said that I do it for fun

shush young man
I’m 19 idiot
young man
shush young man
ageist.
U neèd good lighting
Good soil and nutrients
Time buyers and other things i aint running a weef school

How old are you 
lol
Can i borrow nami and robin
if you like broken limbs you can try

Hello Darwin
Wym
Wtf
What
yes u did
I came back to life so be kind to ur brother
it was my brother
lmao
forgot to logout my discord on his pc
well then you know I can't lend what isn't mine.
Your brother is very dumb
I got sanji ur cook
headphone virtualization is such a good shit
You're a fake.
Ace wouldn't do that.
Sabo might.
Hello again
I was put under the do what i say do what i say fruit
Heh?
I see right through you Bon Clay
Im actualy ur sister
Wtf
wouldnt you be his brother?
And i ate ur cat

he looks nothing like a flamingo
Ya
only guy who could pull off what you're attempting @maiden pasture and even he's too smart to take my crew.
Im his hot brother barney
can you guys roleplay in dms or something
this shits cringe as fuck
Goku wants to train u
Anyone hosting casino or cayo heist?
look in lfgs
What does ir mean?
Too bad u love console i could of helped u
😆
What was on it
What in the sand which?
where did zaza go
How do u make a sandwich
@simple iron
Ive got an iq of only 170
Bread butter meat cheese vegetables
real
What kind of meat
Any
they dont know me son
I'm a woman, i'll make u a sandwich
Can i put hake

Would probably taste rubbish
I want milk to


yobro be sigma
Wtf is rubbish
you want milk you go buy it
😂 🤡
U
your existence
Ur dads bought enough for me

you have a cat?
they dont know me son
Idek what rubbish means lol
Yes
who's gonna carry the boats and loads
You aren’t David my man
can i see the cat?
Oh is that bri'ish ?
Im a chef ill maks u a sand witcj
isnt that noah?
No its not american
my honest reaction : 🗿
no fucking way
Yes and I’m not British
David Goggins
bri'ish
oh its him!
Im not british u child molestor
Brudda i'm 17 wym 
Jeffery epstein lookinh
Im 19
age doesn't matter
Age isnt just a number
yep
smash

It does, i'm a minor
either get nitro or level up
Ya me ex was 6 but she died
lol
1 more year
Hello chat

wsg ghost
😝
ill get nitro
lol nitor
nitro*
the cage is just a room too
Ya its got sausages fr u
Wsp darwin
central cee is the best raper in the world
raper?

rapper*
This nonce be thinking anything that aint american is british
🤨
rapper*
Eminem is beter
rapper*
central cee is goat
🤟
Ok the central cee and Eminem are the goat
🦇
@stray oak
holy shit
Gatta
i wish i had a girl
black panther?
but they dont know me son
sucks to suck
We call her that sometimes
Hmm
oh it's a she?
what's the name
Autumn do you think french fries and hamburgers are american?
they dont know me son
wsg capit
Focus on your life first am single to and a friend say to me focus on life first
Partner.
they do and they probably avoid you hence you dont have one
nah fr i wish i had a girl for the first time i dont care about second or third
howdy 
i dont have a son now yet
It's Mel, just like me

O

Are french fries and hamburgers american?
L
twinning ?
dumbass
get married
💀
blud you want me to have a son at the age of 16

ayo brotha i would be in a jail






Im testing her knowledge
People call me mel too but that's just my nickname. I thought i'd name her mel too cuz why not
btw you dont have to marry a girl to make a son 😏
cool
Ok hi mel
I call u jeffery
Jeffery epstein

Okay hi mel

Bros mad

Hru mel
Won a 6v1💪
What game ?
I'm great hbu ?
Gta
On foot?
Yeah two of the same gender can't make a kid its gotta be male female
My am okay could be beter but am in a good mood
Everything but mostly yeah
Basic biology
How is your day going so far
based
omg I'm lvl 50!
That's great to hear 
btw my gender is that i am a attack helicopter
Adaption but then it's not rlly making
It's common sense
Accidentally got the wild fire trophy in mw 2019
Yeah how is your day going so far mel

O cool lmao
tell that to some people
Reloaded when the heli comes in a straight line on veteran lmao
And a male female have to make that kid for adoption
Thunder 2.0
why is my name moderatedname#2489
i finished iw specialist within 13 hours
W
shit took long
How is your day going so far???
cause your name is shit
A+ for Bio
Well done capster
special char in your name
Thunder's only level 50?
I see it took 14 hours
you indian right?
Now do perma death which is #yolo 🙀
No?
hey ghost
how are you now
is everything alright?
Whats funny is I got an a+ on bio
tgg dissaproves your user
why are you asking
wow
Great tbh, chilling atm
Anyone here heard of the IRA?
No
because your profile says rip dhoni because he retired fromcricket
Hi lurker am good and thx for asking hru doing and am 15
You're leveling way too quickly for the amount of time you've been here just like Thunder @copper sinew
Fr
Good job
football>>>>>>>>>>>anything
How do I upgrade my cargo warehouse?
Ye
Cheers
i am indian but im also copying someone with the rip dhoni
gta discussion
good to know youre doing okay now
im doing good too
have to log off pretty soon
Good to hear
😅 it's all about proper management.. waiting that minute from time to time and taking advantage of fridays.
Why men why you have to log off
which cargo?
its 10.30 pm
From my ceo office
i have to get some shut eye
I'm not rlly familiar with your points system but since you can get an A+ can you also get an A- ? Cuz I've never heard anyone say it before rlly
O rlly i dont keep my eye on the time

My sleep schedule is fucked 
you cant
you either buy a small , medium or large
Yes but it's actual numbers now
so is darwin's
R.i.p

i didnt get much sleep yesterday 
why same
Your not the only one
From preschool to 4th it was the letters @tidal plank
Amazing world of gumball is goates
Yeah same here
For a normal test it's usually 10 or 20 and an exam can go from 50 to 100
And that will increase the production right?


same
understandable
I stay awake till 4am and then I sleep till 12am
production for what exactly?
CC is tapped
bro
nightclub?
Yeah i did not sleep bc of anger issues
we have thesame sleeping sched
Yeah
It's all in the 0-100 scale unless it's like a quiz then they usually do the 0-20
sometimes i even wake up on 1pm
Depending on the teacher
Twinss
Is it normal to be falling asleep during a campaign

pm right?
yeah
i slept throught campaigns all the time
Yeah mb
Idk why but the Dutch go from 1-10 so 1 is the lowest not 0 kinda confusing ngl
happens bro
dont let it get to you
das okay
Hey at least you don't fail 💀
when gen. shepherd shot ghost and roach i was asleep
no the production doesnt change
you have to buy the nightclub equipment and staff upgrade
didnt even know that shit happened
I have
I always wake up at around 11:45am and then have breakfast at 1pm lmfao
For the other mc businesses I upgraded both
bro i swear
yeah having a large warehouse doesnt make a difference for nightclub
it even takes me an hour to decide to eat brunch
Yeah i got in a fight with my ex i broke up with her 2 or 3 days ago bc she cheated on me with my cousin my ex is pregnant from my cousin and now she wants me to pay for the child thats not my child💀
i always miss breakfast so yeah
True lol my parents are happy if I get a 6 or higher ofc I do my best but they don't rlly care if I come home with a 6,5 or something from time to time
you only need to have the businees up and runninh
💀 ayo wtf
If I get below a 90 my parents come after me bro 😭
Same ngl
It produces slower then every other nightclub business it’s annoying
wtf
Yeah but there are beter girls out there
Damn good luck 
yeah the acquiring of products is slower
Ima need it
Yeah and now my cousin and my ex wants me to pay for the baby thats not my child
true
i'd stare at the food then decide to eat later

I'll fire up a candle it brings luck (says my grandma)
Just have to find the right one
let your cousins parent know about this
So it’s the worst business for my nightclub damn
O they know
inn time brother
your cousin and your ex is fucked up
Wait r they actual Belgians or actual Dutch ?
you need to have atleast 5 you know that right?
also to fill the nightclub completely it takes time

fr
fr
even when doing some yohan supply missions
shit takes so long
Yeah but idk how the to get girls am not very good with girls
I sometimes force myself
Idk why
Lmao
I do have 5 and when the nightclub warehouse is at full the cargo is going to be at like half product
How can you force yourself?
you're literally copying me
My cousin is from belguim and my ex is from holland
i'd say it's either eat or starve
they need to increase the speed atleast
lol
yeah
even with upgrades
still takes long
what's so funny bek
you'll eventually get better
so don't worry about it
Can a man not say lol nowadays?
Nah ur probably my long lost brother
Thx mate really need it
huh?
we're friends relax
reunited with sister at last
you dont have to thank me
we all have are own problems to deal with
so take your time but dont let it put you down forever
Hello guys
How do you know
wsg chucky
Hi chaki
chaki*
Bro💀 the nightclub warehouse there’s 5 different products that gets accrued
Hi ghost
because he's my irl friend?
Wow thx you
Nm wbu
i huhhh
Lmao my bad
Hi chaki
i do know that
lol all good
hey

again you dont have to thank me
Wow must be painfull mate
it is all good
But i wanne thank you
Damnnn
don't you lecture me with that $20 haircut
youre welcome then
Hi Lurker, How are you

Hru chaki
je te laisserai des mots intensifies
been good
how about you ?
And it's all new ppl aswell tbh idfk what's going on
Decent
Idk either LMAO
And the cargo shipments are going to take longer then the other 4
@stray oak have you been keeping this chat safe while I was absent
welcome to the gorilla chat
from weird , horny , therapy and whatnot
O did something happen?
shit got wild when zaza went offline
@simple iron come back buddy
yess sire
no signs of the demon
Imma head out before they drag me into it
No 😂 I’m just fine
Same here, cya later
O good to hear
Im here now, together nothing will stand in our way
Was good to see you lol
I helped someone for his cayo preps and he said he will give me 50% and then he blocked me after completing all the preps
you have to be here fam
Well Done.
So why did tgg recommend it
You too
Defintely on guard
Good my day is pretty shit
lmao
I- you just spoiled it for me
thank you
Its global shit day dont worry about it
Ive been off for like 2 days
what's the sc
Damn that sucks
Yeah
its passive
it'll fill up while you do your normal stuff
you didnt know
when shepherd commanded ghost and roach to a mission i was asleep*
shit
mb josh
Hopefully your day is beter then mijne but what are you doing right now
No..
Yeah I know but it won’t fill up the same as the other ones
Yes..
Just laying down on my bed 😂
Wbu
Same
Nice
Yeah
ghost and roach didn't die
its slow but its a good passive income
shepherd just commanded them
to a mission
to raid them enemies
and yeah
they didnt die
Staff upgrade doesn’t help warehouse
Thought you where talkin about me
staff does help im assuming
done
Can anyone send me a dollar

no
Pls
Im 14
Okay let's settle this :
HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH MONEY TO HAVE IN GTA ONLINE?
arent you the same dude
who asked to paypal you yesterday
Atleast a dollar
Nuh uh
i swear i saw this dude yesterday asking for money
zaza was here
Thats cool and all but can i get a dollar?
nope
he isn't rn
Send me 11 dollars and ill send you discord nitro
zaza went to take a shit
he isnt active rn
I think hes just watching like always
and didn't come back anymore

@simple iron how many shit are remaining in your ass
oh yeah
oh ya that's the main thing zaza does daily
Zaza can i get a dollar
@lethal ether dm me some good midnight playlist

Ghost you the real homie send me a dollar
He dus that al the time and if you say in chat who wants weed zaza is gone answer in a spilt second
who needs weed
Ghost fuck you
now we wait
Fuck you
send it me too
Man u a fake homie
ligma
U cant even send me a dollar
I dont even know you

Get a job
Yeah man for the homies
Obama cant even get a quality wank these days
get a job
racoon can help you
Tag him
El raccoon?
yeah
?
@true valley search in discord convo
messages from tgg
and reply it
he'll give you a dollar
@lost schooner yo bruv can u send me a dollar? Im the real tgg fan🔥🔥🔥
What mission?
Ek raccoon aint a homie
@true valley reply to tgg messages he gives cash if you say hi to his chats
Ok
Hes offline
he will give you a dollar
he'll reply give some time
Wel guys ama hop of for 2 hours ama play some cod warzone ll
goodluck ghost
Can you send me a dollar? Help a homie out bruv
auksiniskaciukasberniukas#0 was muted. | Pinging Tgg

Thx
:kekw:

bro really replied
Its worked


Good luck
fr
Thx
no problem have fun
Omg the oldest trick worked
Thx

he'll be asking a dollar from the bot
is there anything useful to buy ( 10 million budget )
sheeesh
Am laughing my ass of in real life
yacht
yacht with the top upgrades
Its not
useful*
I own one
what are its perks in helping me make money
no way
yeah man
reallie
i have it
im gonna buy it!1!!
it's not a want
i love buying 10 million dollars of shit
it's a need
yes
It makes you 5 million Irl per hour 😂
where do you buy the yacht
why?
found it
Im back
for the lols obviously
okay so basically im looking for a babysitter near me (i live in toulouse, France)
it was a fucking therapy session ....
yeah and then you can pay for strippers while waiting for heists 🤣🤣
we all need a lil therapy sesh now and then
I live in poland kriviha geemende street 12
had them a long time ago i'm good now
hello my gang
even if i did need them i'd rather do them irl then
Where would I put up a looking for group
lfg channel
Looking for group
check out this channel #👉roles
Casino
named it big ball boyz
i could've made money if i was born like 1995
W spend
you ready to get them 5m per ingame hour?
and you had to move all the way to belgium then
gg
i know have all services 😈
tell me what do you think gg means
part of a racial slur
good game
good going
gang gang
gymnastic germany
gymnastic germany

that i cant say or i get banned but just know i use it often ( i beat my dick to gta strippers )
this is all i could remember at the top of my head for now
random snapple fact
add gymnastic germany to it

i assumed it was the first one but that didnt make any sense cuz irl aint a game yk
you can shove a jar of jellybeans up your ass hole
will do
" irl aint a game " hardest quote evar
still didn't get the damn midnight playlist
nah
also
its a good way to take life as a game as well
sometimes
true
i be speedrunning life like darkviper speedruns gta story mode 💀 😭 🔥
france rn is gta
as long as death aint the prize i dont mind
whats going on in france?
definitely
L u got muted for smth
have to agree on that
bro replied to tgg
the real question should be "what's not going on in france rn?"
Lofi ?
bro wanted money
pinged tgg
finally
gta lobby irl
any
/
yess
where is the hot tub on the yacht
or similar to that
dumbfuck
at the end>
fr
alr thx
some of them people bro, they be weird af
he should be back soon
i still havent got my 5m where is it
he'll be terrified
you still have to wait 1 hour ingame time
i had 10m now i have 62k 😭
he'll ask money again
im broke as shit
r you suprised?
heard it was thesame kid asking for paypal
i mean yeah
lmao
yess
bro tryna earn a buck in anyway possible 😭
what ppl do for money is sometimes just insane
ive seen weird
but idk what to call this exacttly
that's how fucked up people are rn
def fucked up
go to the nightclub and tip the janitor 577 times for free women
just humanity in general
epsilon outfit
no way humanity is gonna improve after all this shit people are doing
L
" im not gay at all " twenty dollars:
L humanity
they probably will but by the time they fixed everything it wont be "normal" again
there are some good people
but time will change them too
@lethal ether still waiting for my midnight playlist sis
yeah
this one kid try to blow up my yacht lmao
you have air defenses yk
you have the defenses on right?
I'm sorry I was in the middle of a game
of?
There are a bunch of playlists on spotify why are u asking me 😭
your about me
i just followed the artist of the playlist you were listening to
just link your spotify to your discord and he can see your playlists ...
music lowkey weird, ewwwww
Hey im funny
SHUT the hell up you are not funny
Owienskdkdujw 🙏🙏
📿
lmao

i know where you live
I asked her if she liked her gift and she said it was
im sorry if it was rude to use your spotify activity to follow the playlist
Skiddily Whiffers
@dense mason accept my friend request pls 
I scribble scrabbled in the margins of my notebook.
how do you tip the janitor i need that robe
How is that rude lmao
"Where do you want this dingly dangly thing?”, he asked, holding up a cable.
ahahaa......
he is in the corner of the bathroom right
go to him and tip him
funniest joke i ever heard
just saying
im at him but i cant tip him for some reason
tf
do you have the outfit unlocked already?
Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves,
no
It's okie, btw accept my friend request 
i dont think so anyway lol
And the mome raths outgrabe. Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
"okie" tf?
Ashburn, Virginia
just go outside and come back
what the fuck
“Bazinga!” he exclaimed after his team scored a touchdown.
okay and done
alr
Guys what is b2b
sometimes the notification to talk to him does not work
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun, The frumious Bandersnatch!
Back to Back
balls 2 balls combat

mines better
fr
blud left
im bout to hop on my vr im mad bored
damn
T’WAS brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
ithink i already have it
For example i help u with your heist you help with mine?
Evil gang 👿
Evil gang 👿 Evil gang 👿
Evil gang 👿
try circling around him
or check in your clothes if you unlocked it
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously
