💬┃gorilla-chat

[primal plank]

+33 for me

[lethal ether]

[primal plank]

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/gertjan-verbeek-gertjan-verbeek-confused-gif-21568934

[swift umbra]

Ik zou best nog wel een keertje net als vroeger
In Moerwijk willen wonen
Na 't eten een partijtje voetbal in de tuin
De ouders langs de lijn
En in december met de hele buurt op jacht
Om kerstbomen te rausen
Op oudejaarsavond fikkie stoken
Vooral die autobanden rookten fijn
Ik zou best nog wel een keertje met die ouwe
Naar ADO willen kijken
In 't Zuiderpark de lange zij, een warme worst
Supporters om je heen
Lekker kankeren op Theo van den Burch
En die lange van Vianen
Want bij elke lage bal dan dook die eikel
Er steevast overheen
O, o, Den Haag
Mooie stad achter de duinen
De Schilderswijk, de Lange Poten
En het Plein
O, o, Den Haag
Ik zou met niemand willen ruilen
Meteen gaan huilen
Als ik geen Hagenees zou zijn
Ik zou best nog wel een keertje net als vroeger
Een nachie willen stappen
Op m'n Puch een wijffie halen
En daarna dansen in de Marathon
En na afloop op het Rijswijkseplein
Een harinkie gaan happen
De dag erna een kater dus naar Scheveningen
Lekker bakken in de zon
O, o, Den Haag
Mooie stad achter de duinen
De Schilderswijk, de Lange Poten
En het Plein
O, o, Den Haag
Ik zou met niemand willen ruilen
Meteen gaan huilen
Als ik geen Hagenees zou zijn
Ik zou best nog wel een keertje...
Ach wat leg ik toch te dromen
Want Den Haag is door de jaren zo veranderd
Voor mij toch veel te vlug joh
Dat Nieuw Babylon moest dat er trouwens eigenlijk
Nou wel zo nodig komen?
Zo komt die oievaar op de Vijverberg
Dus never nooit meer terug ho
O, o, Den Haag
Mooie stad achter de duinen
De Schilderswijk, de Lange Poten
En het Plein
O, o, Den Haag
Ik zou met niemand willen ruilen
Meteen gaan huilen
Als ik geen Hagenees zou zijn

[lofty peak]

holy

the dutch are invading this server

[primal plank]

If I could understand allat, I would tell you that I ain’t reading allat

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/red-alerts-gif-9406547

[lethal ether]

I wanna go to usa

[lost schooner]

cwwka rwxiik vri ua wxgr vr bienk

[lethal ether]

Don't read allat, not worth it

[lost schooner]

dutch for beginners!!

[swift umbra]

The Hague anthem

[bleak quarry]

I’m bored af

[swift umbra]

Yes, we have our own little anthem

[primal plank]

Lol

[simple iron]

Then go

[lofty peak]

met some dutch girls on valorant, your accent fits almost perfectly into american accent

[bleak quarry]

The rules say only English no other languages

[lofty peak]

I thought they were american

[lethal ether]

No money + underage

[worthy elm]

Oh nee 😭

[swift umbra]

I’m there now and some people are really surprised when I say I’m Dutch

[primal plank]

America isn’t bad

Despite the stereotypes

[lofty peak]

yea thats insane to me

[primal plank]

There are those select few but definitely seen worse

[lethal ether]

My english is pretty good if I do say so myself

[lost schooner]

did you smash???

[primal plank]

E-sex

💀

[lofty peak]

Brimstone smashed if you know what im saying

[lost schooner]

rip bro

[lofty peak]

yeah ..

[lethal ether]

Also valorant >

[lofty peak]

they were pretty happy tho

dutch are funky

the dutch girls

[lost schooner]

dutch gals are weird

[lofty peak]

they freaky

[lethal ether]

..

Wait nvm

I'm belgian

[simple iron]

Grow up and get money

[lethal ether]

grows faster

[lofty peak]

we played for like 8 hours straight, mid way one of them started calling me daddy

[swift umbra]

Zeker wel 💚💛

[lofty peak]

some egirl bs

[swift umbra]

You mean girls?

[simple iron]

Bro is ai

[lost schooner]

I used to always hear from my friend that scandinavian girls were hot af but he never even went there...

[primal plank]

Not surprising like

At all

[lofty peak]

how so

[primal plank]

Dutch are considered the best non native English speakers in the world

[lethal ether]

Npc

[bleak quarry]

[simple iron]

You

[primal plank]

This

[lofty peak]

that makes sense but why

[lethal ether]

No u

[lost schooner]

even the best from the native speakers tbh

[swift umbra]

Well we’re a trading nation so we should be able to

[lost schooner]

have you ever heard london slang?

[simple iron]

No u

[lost schooner]

yeah nah we pass that easily

[lethal ether]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[primal plank]

Not really the point

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-26077231

[modern drift]

Do you guys know if I can sell my jet if i dont have a hangar?

[lavish flame]

Usa #1

[primal plank]

You can’t

[lethal ether]

Ebay

[swift umbra]

Plus, you can’t get most movies in Dutch like in other countries where it is their own language. We only have subtitles at best so we’re forced to learn English

[modern drift]

fuck

[primal plank]

America isn’t bad but definitely not number one

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/nederland-netherlands-nederland-vlag-netherlands-flag-jammerxx-gif-23808653

shut it boia

[lavish flame]

For English?

[swift umbra]

No you idiots call football soccer

[lofty peak]

maybe during ww2 some americans colonized netherlands just cuz

[modern drift]

https://tenor.com/view/aight-bet-aight-bet-cat-gif-25610485

[bleak quarry]

I that one person that love the villains instead of the good guys

[lavish flame]

Because we have real football lol

[simple iron]

How tf you own a jet with no hangar

[lost schooner]

yeah I used to think that was such a big fcking scam lol when I didnt speak english

[swift umbra]

Maybe New York was founded by us?

[primal plank]

That’s like my flag but not my flag

[modern drift]

dont worry abt it

[primal plank]

Turn it on its side and bam

[lost schooner]

ew french

go eat a baguette

[primal plank]

:/

[lethal ether]

America kinda stupid, they nuked south or north carolina twice, I think around cold war or some shit. Might be wrong

[modern drift]

I have a hydra and I need to sell it to buy something else

but i dont have a hangar

[lofty peak]

I never read anything about netherlands in any major history event but ill take your word for it

[swift umbra]

I don’t even watch movies with subtitles anymore, it’s just easier

[primal plank]

Never heard about that

[modern drift]

and dont feel like buying one

[lavish flame]

You are wrong

[lethal ether]

The nukes didn't go off tho

[lavish flame]

The only nuclear test we run is in the ocean

[primal plank]

Ohhhh I know what you’re talking about

[simple iron]

I have nukes

[swift umbra]

New York was called new Amsterdam before, if you go behind Wall Street (muur straat) that’s still some of the old street layout

[simple iron]

[lofty peak]

what were the dutch doing in america

[bleak quarry]

Patrick Baitman is mid

[primal plank]

Stuff

[swift umbra]

Wall Street is named like that with for reason, that was where the wall was from new Amsterdam

[simple iron]

Yeah

[swift umbra]

Like every country at the time, to colonise the new world

[lost schooner]

same, ive learned english quite well

[lofty peak]

thats a big w

[bleak quarry]

Why you got scammer role for?

[lost schooner]

fun fact, wall street is named after the dutch wallen which was a hooker neighbourhood in amsterdam

[simple iron]

I spoke at 9months old I’m smart

[lavish flame]

There was no new world

[primal plank]

I don’t have scammer role

[lavish flame]

America was already owned and civilized

[lofty peak]

hooker neighbourhood?/

[swift umbra]

Plus, we where the first country to acknowledge us independence

[primal plank]

Besides the Us

[lofty peak]

wait hold up

[primal plank]

Obviously

[lofty peak]

did i see hooker neighbourhood

[bleak quarry]

Yes you do? Have a look

[swift umbra]

No, it’s the translation of muur straat

[primal plank]

Nope

[swift umbra]

Yes, that’s basically what Amsterdam is

[lofty peak]

can someone point me in the direction of hooker neighbourhood, for research purposes

[simple iron]

@lavish flame lives there

[swift umbra]

Btw @lofty peak , Harlem is based of the Dutch city of Haarlem

[lofty peak]

well that settles my next vacation destination

[grim storm]

e

[lavish flame]

There’s more hookers in america you’re better off just trying here

[bleak quarry]

Yes

[primal plank]

Nope

[bleak quarry]

Yes

[lofty peak]

its about quality not quantity

[primal plank]

No

[swift umbra]

Don’t, honestly don’t go to the Netherlands

It sucks

[simple iron]

More guns than people

[bleak quarry]

Yes

[lost schooner]

yup in amsterdam theres a neighbourhood where its only hookers there like red light district lol

[grim storm]

#1076309071755481168

[primal plank]

That is crazy to me still

[lavish flame]

America has the highest quality for anything even hookers

[lofty peak]

you a pimp?

[swift umbra]

And there is weed around the whole city

[simple iron]

I own many guns lol

[lost schooner]

and brooklyn is actually a mispronounciation of "breukelen' which it was named after

[lavish flame]

Over 2x actually

[swift umbra]

So @sly jackal , if you want a Holliday destination.

[lavish flame]

No just observant

[lofty peak]

Isn't that a maple leaf in your bio?

[swift umbra]

Yep

[modern drift]

Can you even sell a hydra? anyone know?

[bleak quarry]

More guns then people in the USA no wonder they have so many schools shooting you’re give psychopaths guns

[lavish flame]

Idk what leaf it is I just used it for weed

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[primal plank]

Biggest cause of death for school aged children in America is gun related injuries so

[lofty peak]

I thought canadian in desguise

pretending to be american

[lethal ether]

No, I think because it's a pegasus vehicle

[lofty peak]

#woke

[swift umbra]

I honestly don’t feel scared by the fact that people have guns in the us

[bleak quarry]

Wasn’t my point

[modern drift]

:/ ok

[swift umbra]

Maybe it’s because I’m used to it because kids at my school have guns but yk

[primal plank]

Yeah i know that

💀

[bleak quarry]

That’s you’re opinion and I respect that

[lavish flame]

The reason there’s so many public shootings is because the gun laws are too strict

[lofty peak]

Anytime a woke person enters the chat with their triggers the mood is ded

[lethal ether]

What the fuck, is that legal in nl ?

[bleak quarry]

What that mean?

[simple iron]

I don’t follow gun laws

[swift umbra]

But I 100% agree that people should be screened before being able to buy one

[lavish flame]

I don’t either

But still

[swift umbra]

No

[lavish flame]

If there were no gun laws there wouldn’t be any problems

[swift umbra]

But I’ve also seen kids do coke at my school so they don’t really care @lethal ether

[simple iron]

The atf really thinks they can take my guns away

[lethal ether]

I've only seen kids smoke weed during lunch breaks

[lofty peak]

guns are illegal in many countries, yet criminals get their hands on guns, yet theres no school shootings, maybe it says something about the way people are raised and a much deeper social problem

[bleak quarry]

Yeah agreed is kinda weird that you can walk in you’re local shopping centre and buy a automatic gun and not even get your ID checked first

[lethal ether]

"Kids" they're fucking older than me

[lavish flame]

It’s crazy seeing prisoners of their country try to make excuses about Americans

[swift umbra]

Oh that’s common here too

[lavish flame]

If every American had a gun we wouldn’t need to worry about school shootings

[lethal ether]

I've tried it once, didn't like it 💀

[lofty peak]

interesting

[swift umbra]

Yea I could basically walk in, get a gun and go mad if I really wanted to since I look over 18 by a long shot

[lavish flame]

The few select mentally ill people would already be dead

[swift umbra]

I’m still 100% clean, no alcohol no drugs no nothing

[simple iron]

The background checks for guns is easy to pass

[lofty peak]

bro talking about the purge

[bleak quarry]

Tbh i think it’s social media and life we work in a world that we get a job at 18 and don’t stop working at 70 that most of your life work for some rich c**t

[simple iron]

If that did happen I’m going for banks

[lavish flame]

Ahh I see now

Max is chronically online

[swift umbra]

Not if you have to show your I’d before buying

[bleak quarry]

How old are you?

[lavish flame]

That’s why he thinks what he thinks

[swift umbra]

16, but people think I’m 24😅

[simple iron]

Well I don’t get my guns legally so it doesn’t matter

[bleak quarry]

Can’t tell that’s a good thing for bad thing

[lethal ether]

Goedzo kaaskop

[bleak quarry]

🤣

[grim storm]

i just got 11k cops killed yayyy

[lavish flame]

Then become the rich cunt if you don’t like it

[lofty peak]

sharp observation

[bleak quarry]

black market or gangs that sell them as well

[swift umbra]

Well that’s how they get them here as well, but it at least provides the first layer of defence against school shootings

[lavish flame]

It’s almost like you get paid for what you’re worth

[swift umbra]

Kop dicht pisbelg

[lost schooner]

"x gon give it to ya" is a banger song, listen rn

[bleak quarry]

Pretty much

[simple iron]

Get mine from a corrupt cop

[lethal ether]

Wow..t was maar een grap

Kaaskop

[lofty peak]

what do you think about online course people that become millionaires off of selling online courses on how to become a millionaire

[swift umbra]

I know, I was playing along with it

[lofty peak]

@lavish flame are they making what theyr worth

[bleak quarry]

That as easy as that don’t full for them pyramid schemes because of Andrew Tate be smarter then that

[bleak quarry]

Fair

[lavish flame]

Yes

[lofty peak]

how so

[lavish flame]

So instead of just paying the 2.2 mil I'm gonna pay the 1.8 mil and 350k extra for the sparrow again weapon workshop so that'll mean I have to grind till 4.5m wish me luck

[lavish flame]

They have the intelligence to sell millions so they get paid millions? I don’t understand

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/america-hurricane-happy4th-of-july-america-flag-independence-day-gif-21259025

[lofty peak]

But they do not provide any value

[lavish flame]

Its not that bad I do have a acid lab and vechile workshop so it should be fairly easy

[lavish flame]

Nether does Louis Vitton yet the owner is the 2nd richest person in the world

[simple iron]

The biggest criminals are the government you don’t pay them and you run a illegal business you get raided

[bleak quarry]

Weed kill you’re brain cells like alcohol and alcohol make you feel a fake sense of happiness

[swift umbra]

Tbh I feel safer here than back home

[lofty peak]

Would you say Louis Vitton doesnt provide any value?

[lost schooner]

saying everybody makes what they deserve is absolute fcking bs

[granite plaza]

Anybody wanna tdm

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[bleak quarry]

Frrr

[lavish flame]

It doesn’t

[bleak quarry]

Neither Gucci

[lavish flame]

You guys gotta learn about finances because having everybody earn the same wage and have exact equal causes collapse in the country

You need rich and need poor

Just don’t become poor

[lost schooner]

ik some rlly hardworking fellas who dont get payed very much but ohwell if you can drink a beer and have a good time together you dont have it all that bad ig

[simple iron]

@swift umbra I may have a score we can do

[grim storm]

any mod here wanna give me cop killer role

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-21385229

[swift umbra]

Prove: a county from a certain man called josef

[lost schooner]

yeah ok ur 12

[simple iron]

You have to earn it

[bleak quarry]

Yep live is shitty

[grim storm]

i killed 11k cops

[swift umbra]

👀

[lavish flame]

There’s no reason for a man to be poor ever

You’re just lazy

[lofty peak]

are you rich

[lavish flame]

There’s 1,000’s of manual labor jobs that would hire you right now

[lavish flame]

No not even close

But I’m not poor either

[simple iron]

You know that guy on yt who runs a diamond jewelry place I’ll send in dms when I find it

[swift umbra]

There is when there is no way to catch them (ahem USA)

[grim storm]

#1076309071755481168

[swift umbra]

That sounds good

[lofty peak]

are you talking about pokemons

[swift umbra]

Am I allowed to go full Arthur Morgan on the guy since I just bought a cowboy hat?

[swift umbra]

No, I mean when people lose their jobs in the us they’re left to rot, here they’re getting covered by the government for x amount until they have a new job

Now I must say that the Netherlands takes that too far but at least a basic system would be better

[simple iron]

Lot of people though it’s in nyc

25mill laying in the display cases go for most expensive

[lofty peak]

America really pushes you to be healthy you know.. with extra expensive and complex medical system and stuff that is so chemically enhanced that you can barely call it food

[simple iron]

Or we could hit it at night time disable the alarms and break into the safes

[swift umbra]

They push being healthy?

They dump cheddar on fucking everything

[simple iron]

Very true

[desert musk]

He was being sarcastic lmfao@

[lavish flame]

No fuck that

I’m not paying in tax dollars for some lazy mf who lost his job

[desert musk]

Ong

[lavish flame]

I can’t stand mfs like you

[swift umbra]

Ok so?

Should I be scared or smth now?

[desert musk]

💀💀

Fr

(What r we talking about)

[simple iron]

Idk

[lofty peak]

hehe

[desert musk]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-fart-zendaya-gif-25198949

[swift umbra]

That you don’t agree that people should have a chance to get out of shit when they’re losing their jobs for sometimes no reason or being sick?

[desert musk]

Vizier

[lofty peak]

bro must be from texas

[simple iron]

I want kfc

[desert musk]

Texas on top

[simple iron]

L

[lofty peak]

texas ze best

[desert musk]

Ong

Agreed

[lofty peak]

frfr

[desert musk]

We have kfc here

[swift umbra]

I agree that they shouldn’t be covered for ever, but for like a month with a pay that just about covers rent and basic food stuff

[simple iron]

Name one thing good about Texas

[swift umbra]

…

[desert musk]

Shoot to kill

[simple iron]

[swift umbra]

That’s all

[sullen crest]

Voting is on Friday

[simple iron]

Texas is shit

[lofty peak]

Would be cool to have the honor of doing BBQ with a texan

with ribs

and cheese

and ribs and butter

[grim storm]

imma be getting that cop killer role 🙂

[lofty peak]

and ribs and cheese

and butter

and ribs

[simple iron]

[lofty peak]

their bbq looks good af

they know what they doin

more BUTTAH

[swift umbra]

A lot of that

[lusty atlas]

o

[simple iron]

Cream pie

[desert musk]

Pls

[timber lava]

is the plural of compass cumpie

[lusty atlas]

yes

[simple iron]

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-hazeldid-gif-21478980

[lofty peak]

cumpise

[timber lava]

cum piss cum pie

[sullen crest]

Dawg that makes me wanna bust

[simple iron]

I came on her

[lusty atlas]

@unreal echo

[timber lava]

dm me the vid

[simple iron]

Wtf

[lofty peak]

we got a coomer mod everyone pull out their nsfw gifs

[desert musk]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-fart-zendaya-gif-25198949

[simple iron]

Both ways

[grim storm]

can u check my role claim

[grim storm]

WOW

smash

[timber lava]

https://tenor.com/view/me-going-from-watching-oppenheimer-gif-12839947665172481197

[lofty peak]

@sullen crest that was a good one

[simple iron]

Cum on her and cum in her

[desert musk]

Fr

[timber lava]

Oppenheimer actually 10/10 cinematic masterpiece maybe one of my favorite films

[desert musk]

Double trouble

[simple iron]

If she gets pregnant adoption center

[lofty peak]

how can oppenheimer and barbie attract the same audience

[desert musk]

If she gets pregnant accidentally throw a 50 pound weight at her stomach

[lofty peak]

ive been hearing so many great things about the movie im pumped af to watch it

[simple iron]

🤯

[timber lava]

now for Barbie I watched that shit and Margot Robbie feet got me horny so I started fucking my girl

busted a nut in her mouth in the back row

[desert musk]

What?!?!

[lofty peak]

didnt see so much good feedback on a movie since the first avatar or w/e

[desert musk]

https://tenor.com/view/okay-ok-meme-gif-21668690

[grim storm]

i got cop killer

yippe

[desert musk]

https://tenor.com/view/congratulations-gif-21873133

[lethal ether]

Unnecessary information

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-minion-gif-24225602

[sullen crest]

😒

[timber lava]

anyways Oppenheimer is amazing dude. It left a huge impact on me and about what we’ve done and how Oppenheimer was NOT a great person in general but he did what he thought he had to do

and later found out he made a mistake

[desert musk]

I would do it again

[timber lava]

That we can’t responsibly have these weapons

[sullen crest]

I'm bouta down a whole bottle of Welch's sparkling white grape

[lofty peak]

is that another woke movie

[timber lava]

Oppenheimer never regretted dropping the atomic bomb. He did regret that we continued using it later

[simple iron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1115094371575021598/1115094561170137188/A5D99E67-B6ED-45A9-AB8E-AAA880415E5E.gif

[lofty peak]

i hear woke people are anti weapons

[timber lava]

No lol

[sullen crest]

If I can't drink I'll make damn well sure I'll get drunk off of this shit

[timber lava]

everyone should be anti nuke dude

no one wants to die

[grim storm]

Sound of freedom was a great movie

[lofty peak]

nukes make countries go stfu

[simple iron]

I will drop a bomb in her

[desert musk]

Emo kids

💀💀💀💀

[sullen crest]

They tried sabotaging that shit

Fucking Hollywood

[timber lava]

Albert Einstein once said “I don’t know with what weapons ww3 will be fought. But i know ww4 will be fought with sticks and stones”

[bleak quarry]

Hey friendo

[timber lava]

Nukes are awful lmao so much fear and violence Oppenheimer tried to warn USA but they fucking kicked his nuts

[stuck skiff]

is the servers down ?

[simple iron]

Bro go that alt

[timber lava]

Sound of freedom was amazing

[crimson basalt]

Finally reached rank 300 in gta

[grim storm]

not where i went but yeah

[timber lava]

God’s children are not for sale

[bleak quarry]

No is the same person

[lofty peak]

all throughout history certain countries had the upper hand via a scientific or military breakthrough, atomic weapon is just the newest dlc..

[primal plank]

Oppenheimer like from the movie

[sullen crest]

Then you got lucky partner

[simple iron]

Who

[timber lava]

What he means is that the movie was finished in 2018

[sullen crest]

I know some people who weren't

[timber lava]

Disney refused to release it

[bleak quarry]

Same account just change my username

[grim storm]

i know the movie dude

5 years ago it got denied

[crimson basalt]

Youre no longer selling them?

[simple iron]

Who tf are you

[sullen crest]

Fuck Disney and fuck Hollywood

[grim storm]

yeh

[desert musk]

Fr

[timber lava]

the fact some media journals are trashing sound of freedom as a conspiracy film

[lofty peak]

disney snowflake company

[timber lava]

disgusts me

[sullen crest]

Fr

[timber lava]

like bro you’re defending actual child sex trafficking

[grim storm]

new live versions of old disney can suck my dick

[bleak quarry]

I was the alphabet them Max Cady, now male peace

[timber lava]

how tf are you gonna do thato

[sullen crest]

They don't stop with the bullshit

[simple iron]

[grim storm]

billion dollar industry so ofc they would

[simple iron]

Wtf

[bleak quarry]

I can’t found a good username

[simple iron]

[timber lava]

“the movie is just a big conspiracy man child sex trafficking not real fake news”

[sullen crest]

Disney is getting what they fucking deserve and losing all their money

[timber lava]

like huh???

[primal plank]

Liberal news

[timber lava]

more ppl in slavery now than ever before and these mf

the Sun the Guardian ass goofy mfg

[lofty peak]

saw patrick bet david recommend that movie, gonna watch it

[bleak quarry]

What happing?

[simple iron]

Bet Disney laundering money

[lavish flame]

Helloooooooo

Im here

[timber lava]

Disney is losing money ong and they’re contemplating selling shit they don’t need

[lavish flame]

What are you doing

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-ok-and-whole-sqaud-gif-22248092

[timber lava]

Like your moms fat ass

[lavish flame]

This is like my 10th favourite server

[lavish flame]

[bleak quarry]

Nope big billion dollar companies use shell companies that “tax money gets lost” so they don’t pay for tax

[lavish flame]

Don't wipe your ass when you poop

[timber lava]

I don’t pay taxes either mf

[simple iron]

Same

[lavish flame]

Dont let shit bother you

[primal plank]

Cause you’re like 8 bro

[grim storm]

goverment couldnt care less about it too

[bleak quarry]

Wtf u on about

[timber lava]

I got a big ass hay farm and producing farming and selling hay gets you HELLA tax cuts

[primal plank]

Born to shit forced to wipe

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/boobies-boobs-shaking-gif-16281200

[timber lava]

so I pay like 1% tax

[bleak quarry]

Lol

[primal plank]

😍😍😍😍

[simple iron]

I sell weed

[lavish flame]

Literally me

[simple iron]

[lavish flame]

In real life

[bleak quarry]

Oh sexy lady my ding dong so doom

[simple iron]

Yes

[lofty peak]

Neck joint stretches, very important fellas

[primal plank]

Ring ding-a ding dingo ding

[lavish flame]

Weed is illegal in Greece

[timber lava]

who lives there

no one

[lavish flame]

But everyone does it anyways

[sullen crest]

Disney fr sucks now

[lavish flame]

Your mother

[simple iron]

https://tenor.com/view/animal-ok-and-gif-21608135

[primal plank]

Dumbass

[timber lava]

Now?

[bleak quarry]

🤣

[lofty peak]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-the-rock-eyebrow-gif-22322634

[bleak quarry]

🤡

[timber lava]

Motherfucker they had Donald Duck read Mein Kampf

[sullen crest]

Since 2010 it's been ass

[timber lava]

morjerfucker what

[simple iron]

Bro thinks I’ll follow the law

[lavish flame]

I dont make the rules

[sullen crest]

Shit

[timber lava]

Since forever bro

[sullen crest]

Now I remember

[lavish flame]

Still we do weed more than Americans smh

[bleak quarry]

What level do you have to be so I can use GIFs?

[sullen crest]

That mf woke up and saluted yk who yeah

[simple iron]

30

[sullen crest]

So yep fuck Disney

[bleak quarry]

I thought it was 20 but I was making sure I was right

[lavish flame]

He saluted the sun

[primal plank]

Donald Duck was wilding

[sullen crest]

Yeah the sun

[sullen crest]

No shit

[timber lava]

like marvel had it rough for a bit now they’re getting back on their feet especially now that the old/new ceo is focusing more on quality less on quantity

Disney overheads and executives suck but individual companies can be okay jt depends

[lavish flame]

Can i salute the sun

[sullen crest]

Bro was high 24/7

[lavish flame]

Pls

[sullen crest]

No

[timber lava]

Like the sound of freedom company used to be under Disney

they ain’t bad

[bleak quarry]

What role are there i can ask for?

[timber lava]

but Disney executives

hell bah

[lavish flame]

[sullen crest]

@primal plank

Lurker

[lusty atlas]

capit do i know u

[lavish flame]

I'm still gonna do it without your permission

[primal plank]

I am everything everywhere and everyone all at once

[lavish flame]

[lavish flame]

Literally you rn

[bleak quarry]

GOD

[primal plank]

I’m god to the sentinels

[sullen crest]

Hehe

[lavish flame]

Immmmmm

[primal plank]

Of north sentinel island

[lavish flame]

What is dentist

[crimson basalt]

Theyre alright but they suck at marketing their movies these days

[bleak quarry]

Them make me a millionaire

[primal plank]

https://tenor.com/view/sentinelese-happy-dance-goteem-gif-12938296

[sullen crest]

The shit they pulled sucks

[bleak quarry]

[lavish flame]

He leaked lebrons photo

[crimson basalt]

Like what

[lusty atlas]

@unreal echo bro

[sullen crest]

And their movies in general

[lavish flame]

@bleak quarry

[bleak quarry]

Yeah?

[lavish flame]

Do you like men or women

[sullen crest]

Sabotaging the sound of freedom

[bleak quarry]

Woman

[sullen crest]

Same with Hollywood

They both did

[lavish flame]

Real

[crimson basalt]

Tf is the sound of freedom

[sullen crest]

Movie

[lavish flame]

Ki-

[sullen crest]

Shoulda came out 2018

[crimson basalt]

That sounds like some old 1930s racist movie

Song of the south

[bleak quarry]

Fucking auto correct

[lusty atlas]

carp r u racist

[crimson basalt]

Birth of a nation type movie

[sullen crest]

It's literally about us being free wtf

[lavish flame]

Yes

[bleak quarry]

What KI mean

[lavish flame]

My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question

[bleak quarry]

[lavish flame]

Alright guys it was terrible talking to you and i wish you have a very good night 💤😴

Gn babes 😚

🥰🥰

👋

[lusty atlas]

Hello, @lavish flame , welcome to TGG's Gorilla Gang Mk.2! Before going in the lfgs and making new friends there are a few things you need to do : check Go to 📜rules and read the rules check Head to 👉roles check Select the system(s) you play on in order to gain access to LFG channels and obtain the pings you want to receive. check If you receive a PM from @[;]AltDentifier Dentifier please complete the steps given. Note: You will get full access to the server in 24h DONE!!! Officially in TGG's Discord server!

[lavish flame]

This literally cured my depression

[crimson basalt]

The movie is about sex trafficking 💀

[lavish flame]

🤓🤓🤓

[bleak quarry]

Google said key aka drugs

[lusty atlas]

Hey @crimson basalt , These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[lavish flame]

I meant kids

Goodnight

Yall

[bleak quarry]

On

Ok

[lavish flame]

[sullen crest]

💀

[crimson basalt]

P! Blackjack all

[lusty atlas]

..

no

[sullen crest]

I don't buy that shit

[grim storm]

unless you like that stuff i you should be supporting the movie

[lusty atlas]

fuck pancake

[bleak quarry]

[bleak quarry]

Documentary about Andrew Tate

[crimson basalt]

No I straight up just dont care to watch it because it doesnt look interesting

[grim storm]

ok idc if you dont like it im talking about if you think the movie is bad

[cunning void]

[grim storm]

im also not gonna pay to watch it bc its not on my favorite movies list so ill just watch it on priated movie site or sum

The new indiana jones movie was top teir tho 😎

[bleak quarry]

Why is there person that plays Roblox running a GTA discord server?

[cunning void]

Cause I've been here since 2020

[bleak quarry]

Fair

[crimson basalt]

You cant just make a movie about something for the sake of making a movie about it. The movie actually needs to grab audiences with more than just the premise.

[bleak quarry]

Guess you are friends is TGG them cool @cunning void

[cunning void]

yes

[lusty atlas]

hello april

[crimson basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/preposterousgrammaticalerror-gif-25846191

[bleak quarry]

Is he as nice as we see in his videos @cunning void

[cunning void]

yes

[primal plank]

Enough

[bleak quarry]

Ok I leave you alone and can you say to tgg this discord server is the best because I think that would be funny

[lusty atlas]

yes

ur so funny

[bleak quarry]

Ik

[lusty atlas]

ok

[bleak quarry]

I’m a comedian

[lusty atlas]

ok

[umbral meteor]

Hello good sir, what a lovely role you have there!

[bleak quarry]

Thanks

[umbral meteor]

Anytime

[grim storm]

cop killer role not there tho 😩

[umbral meteor]

How you get that?

[bleak quarry]

How you get it?

[crimson basalt]

Imagine not having both

[grim storm]

kill 5k cops

[umbral meteor]

Okay

[grim storm]

k bro

[grim storm]

i killed 11k

[umbral meteor]

Do noose count?

[bleak quarry]

Got it

[grim storm]

i guess so

[lusty atlas]

Hey, @umbral meteor It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over #738570298391134218 select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[grim storm]

but cops more easy

[grim storm]

blud

[lusty atlas]

blud

[grim storm]

i was talking to him it wasnt just asking everyone in the general

[umbral meteor]

Then I’ve killed 5k cops

Let’s goooo

[lusty atlas]

Hey, @umbral meteor It may be best for you to ask your question in ⁠🚔gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over ⁠No Access select your platform then you'll be able to view ⁠🚔gta-discussion 🙂

[grim storm]

make a ticket

[umbral meteor]

Time to submit ticket

[lusty atlas]

Hey, @grim storm It may be best for you to ask your question in ⁠🚔gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over ⁠No Access select your platform then you'll be able to view ⁠🚔gta-discussion 🙂

[bleak quarry]

I’m looking now

How do you get gorilla master role @lusty atlas

[grim storm]

Hey, @lusty atlas it may be best for you to go offline. If you cant do that try throwing your device out the window

[lusty atlas]

idle miner

3 rebirths

[grim storm]

lol jk

[lusty atlas]

Hello sir/maam

If you need any sort of help regarding the game please refer to the lfg channels as this is a general chat

Thank you for your cooperation

[bleak quarry]

How you get rebirths

[grim storm]

#1076309071755481168

[umbral meteor]

Just submitted the ticket

Let’s pray 🙏

[lusty atlas]

u get like 25 mil somethinh something idk i got it like 2 years ago

[lavish flame]

What do you do in Roblox

[lethal ether]

Play

[lusty atlas]

thats crazy

[lavish flame]

I could of figured that out

I meant the gameplay

Does it resemble minecraft?

[small needle]

No

Not at all

[primal plank]

Yes

You build with blocks

[small needle]

Me when I lie on the internet for fun

[primal plank]

That’s not a lie

[lavish flame]

I’m going to download and check it out

[small needle]

I think it’s more impressive you haven’t played roblox yet

[primal plank]

Roblox sucks

[lavish flame]

Most of the time I’m playing call of duty lol. The only other games I’ve played outside of it in the past 2 years or so is GTA, red dead, & minecraft

[umbral meteor]

Guess who got their cop killer role 😫😫

[alpine current]

How

[umbral meteor]

You have to kill 5k cops

NOOSE count too

[unreal echo]

whattt

i’m busy dude

[grim storm]

who

[umbral meteor]

😏😏

[grim storm]

i had cmm on old acc

and master

[alpine current]

Damn impressive

[grim storm]

its easy i got 11k kills

cops

[lusty atlas]

No

Go do ur shit

Why u here

[alpine current]

@lusty atlas yo

[unreal echo]

what

[celest sandal]

Hello everyone I'm backkk

[umbral meteor]

I wonder what other hard roles there are, (excluding the fuckin mini game ones)

[alpine current]

Ello Trevor

How u doing

[celest sandal]

Ello deamon

[agile spade]

Cmm

[alpine current]

[celest sandal]

[umbral meteor]

Got it 😮‍💨

[agile spade]

Story mode master?

[grim storm]

ez

[umbral meteor]

Nah

[alpine current]

Tggs manager

[agile spade]

its somewhat easy just grindy

i got it platinuming the game anyway so

[celest sandal]

Name every mission

[grim storm]

monkey role

[umbral meteor]

What’s that

[grim storm]

name ever bitch you got (hint: 0)

[alpine current]

How I don’t have this role is STUPID

[grim storm]

lol

[grim storm]

being friends with tgg

[alpine current]

I think it’s just his actual buddies lol

[umbral meteor]

Oh damn

[celest sandal]

[grim storm]

lol

[alpine current]

Pezz do u speak

[celest sandal]

Why you do me like that

[alpine current]

Tgg manager pezz do u copy

[grim storm]

[umbral meteor]

How you get gorilla cook,gorilla lover and addicted gorilla?

[alpine current]

I used to play the mini games the roles had different names

[umbral meteor]

Oh you need to play the mini games for those

[alpine current]

I played a pancake one and had to get a certain amount. Of pancakes

[umbral meteor]

That sucks

Is it hard?

[alpine current]

Yeah stopped though got sick of them

[alpine current]

Not really it just takes quite a while

[umbral meteor]

Alr

[celest sandal]

Ha how is it living in the space loser while you can't enjoy fresh air

[umbral meteor]

How’s it feel getting your entire drug operation busted by the FIB? And you payed me and my crew 800k

Lzzzzzzzz

[celest sandal]

I...yo...no... shut the fk up

[umbral meteor]

[celest sandal]

Stop la

[grim storm]

What can the finest mechanic in LA do for you!

[celest sandal]

Fix my marriage

[grim storm]

70k please

[umbral meteor]

Nothing, cause he can’t save your car from me 😏😏😏

[grim storm]

ive avoided u once

[umbral meteor]

I have his money, he gave it to me

[celest sandal]

I demand service

[celest sandal]

Shutttttt

[umbral meteor]

[celest sandal]

[lusty atlas]

Ey

[umbral meteor]

[lusty atlas]

Bruh

[celest sandal]

E

A legend once said

MARYWEATHER FLEEDS HERE BROOOO

[umbral meteor]

I have an amazing idea

[celest sandal]

What

[umbral meteor]

Doomsday mastermind 😈

[celest sandal]

No

[umbral meteor]

I’m gonna do every. single. one.

2 people, 3 people and then finally, 4 people 🙏

How long will it take? Too long. But that role will be MINE

[jagged wraith]

Easy

I don't want the role but ive done 2 and 3 lol

[umbral meteor]

I want that role, I’m gonna do every single one

[umbral meteor]

Can you buy supplies?

[jagged wraith]

The mini preps?

No

[umbral meteor]

Okay, that’s fine

[open bobcat]

Can anyone help with decks?

[jagged wraith]

U have to do them all with your team

[open bobcat]

Last does

[umbral meteor]

I’m not gonna do mini preps then

[open bobcat]

Plz

[jagged wraith]

💀💀

[umbral meteor]

Mini preps aren’t required are they?

[primal plank]

I don’t know are they????

[eternal plover]

who can help me makes ssome money i litterley lost everything i had from my old account sso i dont want to spend my whole life grinding again so can some one do cayo or some with me and give most of the money

jut dm me

[unreal owl]

#🚔┃gta-discussion

[glacial nebula]

Someone wanna b2b cayo or ac2?

[unreal owl]

But I would however different consoles

[glacial nebula]

Act2

[eternal plover]

cayo ppls loo at my messege above urs

[lethal ether]

[jagged wraith]

hi

[lavish flame]

does anyone have the zorruso on PC?

[lethal ether]

I don't play on pc

Why tho

[lavish flame]

if you drive it into the LS workshop with someone else you can buy it

and i want it

[lethal ether]

Workshop ? I thought it was the carmeet area

[lavish flame]

yes that

my brain was malfunctioning

[lethal ether]

Yea you can, but only on expanded and enhanced

I think

[jagged wraith]

hruu

[lavish flame]

In need of grabber for 25% new gen dm if possible

[lethal ether]

I'm fine, trying to stay awake 💀
Hbu ?

[jagged wraith]

Im okay

[lethal ether]

I'm glad to hear that

[lethal ether]

What are u talking about ?

[primal plank]

he needs people to heist with on newgen xbox

25percent is cut and grabber is role

[lethal ether]

Ohh

[lethal ether]

Fuck heists I love doing stash houses and caches

[primal plank]

definetly

[lethal ether]

Imma see if I can download gta back

I kinda miss it

[primal plank]

nice

[unreal echo]

is this @sharp field

[primal plank]

Yes

[small needle]

Hi Jewelz

[unreal echo]

Hi Beanie

[primal plank]

Woah dude that’s not nice, the pig has feelings too

[unreal echo]

true

hope i didn’t offend it

[primal plank]

If I was called Mehmet I would be offended too

Or donkey

[unreal echo]

Mule

[primal plank]

Jackass

[sacred gazelle]

Can anyone accept my temu?

Just dm if u can help

[primal plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725773402756874340/1132846515438751764/shut-the-f-up.mp4

[prisma remnant]

Anybody tryna play humane labs on GTA if you want to add me fluid_hood7

[upper fractal]

Hey @prisma remnant, These are the PlayStation LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢casino-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-ps4
#🎮〢other-lfg-ps4
#1031671872439451729

[spark trench]

hey dudes, just wanna ask if the 3 million vehicle is still free for los santos drug wars? Tell me pls.

[primal plank]

Yep

[spark trench]

Really? thank you so much

[river bison]

@primal plank

[primal plank]

Yo

[river bison]

when the fuck will you get off the chat for once

no offence but every time i see you you're always here

[primal plank]

I’m always off it

[river bison]

change a bit

oh

i guess its just a coincidence

[primal plank]

Lol

[river bison]

hru you @primal plank

[primal plank]

Good you?

[river bison]

im good

i see you want the extra permS

[primal plank]

Nitro was free so why not

[river bison]

free?????

where

where

free nitro????

[primal plank]

On the nitro page thingy

It was free for me

[river bison]

i didn't get shit

discord doesn't like me

[bleak quarry]

Wtf am I looking at

[primal plank]

Steve Harvey hell

[river bison]

what the fuck did i just watch

[bleak quarry]

Same thing here

[river bison]

this is enough discord for today.

thank you for the amazing experience

[bleak quarry]

Lol

[primal plank]

No problem

[tidal iris]

i just found some cool ass art

[primal plank]

Ok

[tidal iris]

wanna see?

[primal plank]

Sure

[tidal iris]

aight dms

[steel rapids]

I got 5.5 mill should I upgrade my nightclub storage and the equipment and staff?

[prisma remnant]

do you have the most profitable mc businesses

[edgy mango]

hi chat

[lavish flame]

I don’t need the demolition charges if my primary target is the necklace right

[edgy mango]

primary target doesent really affect your approach

[jagged wraith]

Ya

[lusty atlas]

hey

[lavish flame]

The Bible heals all🙏

[lusty atlas]

can it heal me if i die

[lavish flame]

Idk I don’t believe in it

[lusty atlas]

oh

ight

[wanton hull]

yes

[lusty atlas]

ok

[swift umbra]

What do you redneck’s here think of this hat I bought?

[edgy mango]

idk cowboy

[swift umbra]

That it is

[lavish flame]

I don’t think there is any rednecks here

[swift umbra]

Texans then

[lavish flame]

Texas is Mexicans

Lol

[swift umbra]

Yea idfk all the hat types

But what do you think? Full leather and covered with coins

[wet cypress]

Do u have a kostka already? If not buy that and keep playing Cayo free 1m almost every time u play it so that's better

[steel rapids]

I do

Got everything I need to make money

Except for bunker agency and acid lab

[wet cypress]

Cool if u have a friend buy a bunker and agency first ig

Agency gives u some missions VIP and other and bunkers also give u good money

You can deliver equipment every hour or something for 50k

But isn't a bunker free of cost?

[tidal iris]

its a good hat but you should go outside more

[swift umbra]

I was outside almost the whole day

[wanton hull]

what?

[swift umbra]

I was at Bryce Canyon today

[tidal iris]

not about duration its about consistency, you'll get a tan that way

[swift umbra]

I got a bit of a tan, it’s hard to see with the light tho

[tidal iris]

remember to use sunscreen of course

[swift umbra]

I do mate, don’t worry

Ain’t in the mood to get skin cancer

[tidal iris]

who is?

[swift umbra]

Me

[tidal iris]

i think you misunderstood

i was asking who is in the mood for it

[swift umbra]

Ah like that

[tidal iris]

yeah

[swift umbra]

Yea no one is I think

[tidal iris]

@simple iron you in the mood to get skin cancer?

[honest wagon]

Guys should I buy the mk2

[swift umbra]

He’s mad, but not that stupid

[tidal iris]

up to you

[upper fractal]

Hey, @honest wagon It may be best for you to ask your question in #🚔┃gta-discussion. If you can't view it head over to #👉roles select your platform then you'll be able to view #🚔┃gta-discussion 🙂

[lavish flame]

Useful depends upon you

Krieger zeno torero xo

[dark vault]

I like ignus

[swift umbra]

Check the pinned messages in #🏎┃vehicle-flex , I made a list of the best cars around the lap and on top speed for both versions of the game there

The Renault?

[dark vault]

Uhh it's a rally kinda car, it's fast tbh

It's good tbh

[swift umbra]

With hsw it demolishes the whole sports class by 3 seconds

[dark vault]

What's hsw

[swift umbra]

Hao’s special works, basically crazy upgrades for expanded and enhanced

[dark vault]

Where to get

[swift umbra]

Expanded and enhanced

[dark vault]

He's like me fr

[swift umbra]

So ps5 and Xbox series x version of gta

Well I’d still get it

[dark vault]

Like you can't get hsw in ps4?

[swift umbra]

The car

[queen compass]

got pc and some modder gave me 30 level and made all my collectible maybe pc isn't that bad at all

[swift umbra]

It’s not in the game files even

[dark vault]

Alright

Where can i get hsw

In gta map

[swift umbra]

You can’t, as it isn’t on ps4

[dark vault]

Alright

[swift umbra]

But if it was only certain cars can be given the upgrade in the los santos car meet

[grim storm]

[lavish flame]

Hi

[small needle]

Hi

[swift umbra]

[small needle]

I’m at work rn

[swift umbra]

This late?

[small needle]

Only 9pm

I am starving

[swift umbra]

It’s 10:16 here in Utah now

[small needle]

I get off at 10!

[swift umbra]

Bryce Canyon

It is beautiful around here tbh

Where ever you look just green hills and ranches on the plains

The Netherlands

Holiday

And tbh, apart from the homeless in LA and San Francisco the usa is much better so far

[jagged wraith]

U like the homeless ppl

[acoustic barn]

You couldn't pay me enough money to go to LA or NY

[small needle]

San Francisco gotta have the worst homeless situation I’ve seen

And I live like half an hour away from LA 💀

[swift umbra]

Hell nah

[swift umbra]

La smells like like shit tbh

Even the walk of fame was filled with homeless people

[small needle]

You’re in California what do you expect 😭

[swift umbra]

It was honestly worse than I was expecting

[acoustic barn]

I'm going to America to visit every Bass Pro Shop

[small needle]

Yeah we really don’t lie about our homeless situation we know it’s bad lol

[swift umbra]

Like I knew there was gonna be some homeless people around as that’s normal in each big city but this many?

[acoustic barn]

The crazy homeless people be hella crazy too

[swift umbra]

Fr, one was fighting with a fence outside my hotel in San Fran

They all are

[acoustic barn]

Lmao

[swift umbra]

A lot where on the zombie drug shit from Philly

@simple iron’s fault

[acoustic barn]

Philly is another place going to shit rq

[swift umbra]

Absolutely

The worst thing is that helping the those people is borderline impossible

[edgy mango]

hi chat

[swift umbra]

I mean the only real thing you could do is get them all of the street at once and put them into some kind of camp that is gonna function as some kind of detox but then those human rights organisations go mad saying you can’t take peoples freedom away

[sullen crest]

Wat

What is going on here

[swift umbra]

We’re talking about the crazy amount of homeless in LA and San Fran

[sullen crest]

Ah

Well while y'all do that Im tired asf so I'm just here

[small needle]

Fentanyl

[sullen crest]

Not really feelin like typing

[small needle]

You’d love Portland Oregon

[swift umbra]

Well check #🏎┃vehicle-flex if you got time

[small needle]

Drugs are decriminalized there 😍

[swift umbra]

Idiots

[acoustic barn]

I need me some of that government poppy

[sullen crest]

Fuck this night dawg

[small needle]

Why

[sullen crest]

I'm tired asf but can't sleep

And the loneliness is setting in again 😒

Wish I could drink I'd be all over a glass of whiskey right now

[small needle]

Shut up

Drinking isn’t fun

[nova crown]

siuuuuuu

[sullen crest]

I'm not gonna get wasted