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I have a mental age of about 15 innit @sly jackal
Eww fortshite š¤®
You do yes š¤£
Fr am with you on this one
šš

Aaaaamazing never back down never give up
Idk if i have enough storage for warzone man @lavish flame
Not quite nick
Just buy more storage

Nah
I shall see you lot tomorrow š
tf i wanna buy extra storage for
Finally
Shut it, I'm watching youtube lol
Aye aye fuck off dildo eater

What are you watching?
I think he likes that thats what i heared
Well yeah thats what happensšš
True
Idk yet depends on what comes up on my fyp lol
Use ur brain Jesus
You mean in jail?
?afk Teaching my hamster to play poker
@sly jackal I set your AFK: Teaching my hamster to play poker
Well they may be gay ā¦ā¦or yk in america they have communal showers
U aint got one
bro
Cause they wanna have s*x, but there aināt no girls around so they gotta do it like that 
Sassy the Sasquatch is AFK: Teaching my hamster to play poker - a few seconds ago
Hi
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Sounds sick
I have
Itās so cool everyone there is gangster
Soooo gangster
I donāt think itās really a flex to have been locking up before tbh
Now I can become a motivational speaker and make bank so
Its really notš
ālook at me I broke the law and I got done from behind by some gangster, look how cool I am guysā

šš
Actually I was the one doing the deed, nobody caught me slipping I caught others slipping
Call me the health inspector the way I was making sure everyone was slick and slipping
I have arrisen from my mute
How tf did you get a mute in 7 days being here?
I said bogdan b2b i didnt even mean the glitch
These mods are dumb what do you expect
Who muted him?
some people get banned in minutes tbf
Not sure
Apache lol
Yes but those are trying
it was me
just gotta tag the right person
i admit it
But i wouldve said glit h if i meant glitch
Not surprised
I appreciate the honesty
and rise to the top
Lmaoaoaoo
Gotta fill in the daily quota
I believed you until you said that
idk why you believe i did
You are the type of guy to do that stuff
Thats normally assuming a glitch is involved
bro youāre an alt
It may have been mentioned that you mute ppl to be funny earlier..
whoās alt are you
I let the b2b guys go normally, cause you canāt be 100% sure itās the glitch
But when I see replay Iām the fastest reporter in the west 
Yeah with anything other than bogdan
U would be better doing a cayo than that
Bad
Your barf?
I wasn't the one who said it! š
Sidesteps
But they werenāt banned
no clue who that is
And I already left the server on that account
I still got to get my frickin setups donr everytime i rememebr i fall asleep
Lol
I only joined discord a month ago
You can find one of my messages probably
I would but Iām too busy reliving my glory days of being in jail
shi tragic
My contracts are only going for 40-50 k in the agency a little bit ago they were like 100k for me was it just double money or
Wait a min you ENJOYED being in the joint?
Yeah I got to see my uncle
These contracts are too annoying for only 40 to 50
Ill just keep doing dr dre
And payphone hits
it's why some ppl go back so often...
cheaper, free food, better living... it's kinda sad actually
In America itās easy to get off jury duty with this one simple trick!
⦠getting done from behind by another dudeā¦
I canāt say what though
whats goody my gang
Bro thinks all prisons are like the movies
They are n Iām the one doing it šš
I guess it's better than starving and sleeping in a gutter...
Tell ur work and they have a chance of getting you out of it
No I was thinking of something different
Iāve read memos from real prisoners, they all mention that idk 1000 times during each chapter
Read the message after it
Most people nowadays just make fifis though
I send that shit before your message got send š
Oh lol
Iām somewhere on the I-10 approaching phoenix so I aināt got the best internet
West
Iām not driving, my dad is
ok safe
I donāt even have a license yet 
it's ok.. they're banning fossil fuels anyway
hehehehe
Unfortunatelyā¦
I love the sound of petrol engines
to think we might be a decade away from only hearing them in movies...
or knees.. I've used knees before
Not 100% sure about that, Porsche is making synthetic fuels so we might be able to hear the roaring v8ās and howling 5 in lines for ever
Another Porsche W
Ikr
They canāt make a different car than the one they made in the war but theyāre the best company if they get that fuel thing to work
if it works out, as long as it doesn't turn into those primitive exploding vaporizers...
I believe theyāre already trying it in the gt3 cup
Smoke Vape! it's safer! Pow!
Herbal smokes are better
Letās not advertise smoking (or cancer basically) alr?
Na smoking straight out the tailpipe of a diesel is best
lol.. me? never! Those first vaporizers would actually explode..
Stuff the tailpipe with tea leaves
Mmmmmmmm
Oooh yeah babyš¤£ššš
When I was younger I always put my hands into the exhausts of my dads Audi a4š
ššš
I used to like the smell of gas stations..
Harleys r meh imo
Nice to cruise but
Street racing with a Harley sounds super dumb
Rather have a ābusa
Was he wearing clown shoes too
Or a gixxer
Ye
We own this at the moment, I think we all know whoās based of this car
And no, itās not a Quattro 
Life on mars
???
I canāt see anything past the small yellow bar you should remove it
No, thatās the plate
Aināt showing that
A program here in the uk
Had an old audi
Canāt remember if it was like that or not lol
I forgot i was still here
Well the coupe is very rare nowadays
oh so we can look at your parents but not your liscence plate I see
Cool
Only my mom, the other dude is the mechanic

night people
that's worst
don't show Zaza
Was gonna sayā¦tell yer dad to just shave that hair off
It just had its mot, so thatās why 
Wait where u stay?
Iām in Arizona atm, but I live in The Hague normally
It is, but I knew the translation
Itās called an apk here
Ahhh gotcha

Yeah
Just a certificate of roadworthiness
Indeed
In 3 years we donāt have to give it a mot anymore
But weāll still do it I think
Lol
But since you couldnāt place the car I think @tawny galleon, these guys are based of the coupe
and I'm canadian so I can't tell if you guys are talking about water around a castle or an android installation file... 
4:14 pm
is that you
What an odd place
Bro ngl
That one on the left looks like a fat cunt had a shit
Its a dakar version or some shit?
The guy or the car
Just kidding hahaha
Car


real
Is that Mr cage?????
from the failed superman movie back in the day when the budget wouldn't allow it..
or he would have been really real
Call me if you got cops on youš
helo beby wil u do casinu hist wit me š
Fuck you lester all you do is take my money then I instantly regain the cops
W rizz
Donāt act like a drunk and you should be fineš
The question I asked about the night club is it the same with kosatka?
real
@lime quarry
Yeah
Alr thanks
yes
stfu
okay
okay
i loov lyfe
okay mxd
what do you love @lime quarry? (besides me caus like whats not to love)
who are you
mxdgood
i love
uhm
mxdgood
lyfƫ
i named my Roblox acc after mxd
š
thats wild
My friend come home in 2 days yall think I can buy a raiju toreador and a car collection in two days and also a hangar to put the raiju
congrats
what
LOL
bro why is it so hard to find crime scenes
Whoās Josh
@?
I was just curious who he was
My girl gives rimjobs so thereās no need to trip
Don't speak about your mother like that
Interesting
Didnāt you just say that was your man
Her irl man???
E dating is crazy
See
I'm si smart
You might just be slow idk
ššš
You just said we aināt dating but then said you are now Iām confused
What is this language you speak
She's dating that man in real life not online
Girl I jus... inthink he may be braindead
Bro listen ti sanity by cxris
I'm a Lil zesty
On Thursdays
I was confused on the fact that people date only on discord, not that abbs was in a relationship or not.
People date everywhere
Is that you in your pfp?
Especially in antartica even the penguin get it on
Lmao me and my girl with the old age filter
Lol
Thank you captain obvious
Wouldāve never guessed
I wish I never knew this existed
gta couples š
that's sad
Itās like Arsen x or whatever his name is
Matching usernames too
āHis orbā āher orbā
das cute
@acoustic barn Stop
actually stop š
Lmaoo slobby actually got on recently and blocked me on playstation 
Who the fuck are you talking to
Yes
Cool
Sorry that Iām responding this late, hotel wifi
Ngl..thats the first time iāve that version
This one?
Same for me, was quite a beast to look at
Defo
They didnāt race with it unfortunately
Oh what
Imma need to do some googling
I mean the replica shown there
From the africatours Quattro
Oh right
Well still need to google more on that dakar one
I believe the Dakar one is the rothmans Quattro
You can see that a bit on this old picture
Wait @tawny galleon I did send you the ride along vid right?

How do you get rimjobs?
The pikes peak one, yea that car is brutal
Held the record until they decided to make it tarmac
Thatās what it took to beat it
(In 2002)
Yeah u did
Iām 16
Car set the record in ā87
should i boost ? 
Maybe they get fleshlights made of each other and use them on a FaceTime call
ā ļø they print a picture of their e bitch and put it on a body pillow
they cuddling and dry humping that shi
If it was my girl I would too
If you had a cologne made of my girls farts I wouldnāt last 10 seconds with 1 spray
LMAOOOO
Just opened discord rn and looks like Iām closing it straight away
You didnāt get it
Re read it again with a dirty mind
This isnāt normal talk?
Frr
U got a fart fetish or some shit what in the hell is that all about
I have an everything fetish
Girls pretend they don't fart... So if it's a fart it's a bf.. 
Being gay is a action of revenge
Brother, u are insane lmao
Good day
No it is
r the servers down cause gta aint working for me
Itās genetically impossible to be anything other than straight so being other means itās a response to something
š
A high majority of the time itās revenge
Broās gonna get banned for homophobia š
Genetically impossibleā¦
being gay isnt in ur genecticsš
You do realize that reproduction is a natural instinct the same as breathing, the need to eat and drink water right?
so is homosexuality...
Yo @sullen crest deal with this homophobic cunt
if ur gay u canāt reproduct obviously
Bro simply does not like the gays
Relax Iām just proving incorrect people wrong
Huh?

Akuma there something you want to tell us
umm by choice... not like it's impossible to...
I have gay/bi mates so yeah i can be offended u piece of shit
Y'all change topic and move on or I will start taking action
you would be too if you had gay friends... It's just a matter of respect..
bro just admitted that heās trying to offend
You too
A married man in a discord chat defending gay men
š«”
Wtf am I looking at
Yeah I'm doing that

I still feel better tbh
What was wrong
What is up gorilla gang
My names David
Id have banned that cunt for the first comment in both the servers im admin in ngl
y'know... when a parent isn't smart enough for their child and so conversations between them leaves the smarter party confused and upset... average stuff
Well on that bombshell goodnight
Im waiting to get paid firstš¤£š¤£
Wishing you a happy night
They dont mostly but tk biggish server
Some clown always slips thru
You too David šš»
@small needle Codm is down iām so sad
If you get in trouble with the cops make sure to call mešš
NO WAY
i do that every night
Fight to get some of it
isn't green camping rn?
Fuck off lester u noncy looking prick
idk
Guessing the mrs takes it all
oh nice
Yesššš
I tried getting on like an hour ago and I thought I got hacked cuz I couldnāt log in at all š
I got back today lol
š¤£šš
šš
I want to playyyyyy
Iām gonna go see Barbie and Oppenheimer tonight šš
Yeah bet u do
ššš
Ima hack you now
same.. I was gonna ask about his trip.. but.. barbie?...
Greentops fave song
I never have war with my duvet because I donāt get out of bed
šš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Not ever
The Barbie movie is gonna be sick donāt even hate
Bet wheel up
š actually used to be one of my favorites when I was like 6
I was 4 when it came outššš
Done
I am in a relationship
90's kid?
Good luck getting up the stairs
Yessir
Yes weāre approaching retirement
90s kid ftw!!!
I'm 91
ššš
Thats what they all say
What are u going off that Iām not in a relationship abbs
I hate cold showers I have to take one cuz I got a nasty sunburn
If you need help planning a heist makes sure to call me not that stupid Russian pavel
This is gonna suck
Do you wanna see it lol
my brother turns brown... lucky bastards
Ur a kidššš
hehe
A kidā¦.
kid until 27 lad
Lol
Na fr thoā¦my mates dad even calls us kids even tho we r like almost 30š¤£š¤£š¤£
I canāt wait to be old like Akuma and Nox
I was shocked when the nurse informed me too.. enter these youth programs she said.
it happens either way
Question
I mean, who doesn't want to be Peter Pan right?
When you guys dookie before taking a shower do you wipe or nah?
Obviously ššš

Because I met people who shower right after they dookie and donāt wipe
I remember the argument.. if you have shit on your hand you wash your hands yeah?
why are you only wiping your butt?

Did u know
That i am a total cunt
Yes I did
Donāt say that
if you've heard Trevor Noah, then you know, you'd rather be a pussy than a dick.
ššš
yea
Huh
WWOWWWWW
WITHOUT ME
OK
I imagine you can't tie a knot..

the amount of times I was told to put a knot in it on roadtrips....
@stoic swift fuck off
Bruh same
It is 2:06AM
Once it was that bad I literally just jumped out at a junction in the middle of nowhere n went against the wallš¤£š¤£
Sorry babe
Did you guys see the new story trailer for spider man ?
NO
Nope
Ok
Lol
it's damn food
seriously! IDC where just Pull tf over!
Good
IKR
Walking the dog atm
at 2 am?
is it at least nice out?
I got a lot of light pollution here.. the pot plant actually shines in the distance š
I been to the east edge of canada.. stars for days.. no light pollution, it's amazing.
you know how there's black spots between stars?
Ya
there actually isn't//
Whatās there
Cum
Thereās not too much light pollution here
I donāt know would I call my town big itās big enough in this country
Whatās the fastest way to make 500 thousand I am so close to getting the ingus
It is
yu
Ignus
m
Im like right in the middle of my town
Acidlab
Or do a cayo
Itās on cool down
bloody hell a bomb went of again
well yeah... even where I am now.. and I've been acroos the three towns.. the bigger city center, the suburb and the trailer park... about twenty -thirty minute drives apart... all light pollution all terrible compared to what was at the coast
Oh
Stop booby trapping the place the
the treasure hunts
Is the Auto shop worth it ?
Bored
Im not its the school
Ya
The school wants students to live in constant fear
Ye
so they do their work
Ya
when a student dies they dont give a shit
Ye
is there any way to be able to use the avenger when sourcing the acid lab?
Ye
how
Not too sure
oh
Sorry
u good
whats goody my gang
i want to die
guy's what's a subject that's impossible to fail in
english
cool
Iām back
Dude hitman is such a fucking good game
Hitman is so much fun
Shame I already completed the whole story like 10 times so I find it kinda boring rn tbh
I'm playing 3 so there's like a million things to do 
Buy 1 and 2
They link up
Itās all chronological except Ambrose island
You bought it included?
I think idk
Idk man this is my first time playing this and I'm only on like the third mission lol
And two I donāt remember, think it was New Zealand
What was your first one?
A big tower or a fashion show
This is my first one lol
If you ever get in any trouble with the police give creepy uncle Lester a call and I will deal with it for youšš
The first mission was a yacht
Ey?
lol
I'm on the big tower one
Leave
You need to play Paris first
And then play them in chronological order
I don't know what paris is 
First map from hitman 1
I'm just starting in dubai lol
Thatās hitman 3
Itās best to start with 1
Ok but I gotta wait my download is at 89% 
I fully completed the yacht tutorial mission
I almost fully completed that one as well
orange chat
The russian base thingy

Yea the facility
Got it
The tutorial missions
Still really fun ones tho
Especially free play
It's gonna take an hour 
Iāll send you my stats when Iām home (Iām like level 250š )
But I gtg now, need dinner
ethernet better
Yeah well I prefer this
Chat
100 mbps without ethernet š¤
Highest mine goes is 130
hi
hey anyone if i buy the sonar thing for the kostaka can i use it for cayo heist
No
oh ok
this mission is fuvking impossible
iām about to quick and just use a different gun
i canāt clear the area of merryweather when the fucking is firing its turrets at me
I want ps+
cat

greg's uncle
Anyone on series x willing to help a new player?
My download is at 98.7% 
How much longer lmao
11 minutes 
Sorta.. it's half-hearted tbh..
What the FUCK
Ik it sucks
Oh
We completed his first run.. now we'll complete mine, and have an idea of what we're doing.. then we may or may not do cmm2..

There's the download, the copying and the installing..
I've sat here for 12 hours downloading this
Granted could've been a lot shorter if I didn't play anything

Bruh
i could just carry you through all cmm after i get ps+ and complete my cmm 4 run š
ABC 123
I saw someone loose $1200 today
Lol it was me
Good
Is there a TGG social club crew that is available to join?
rip
Im not allowed to tell them to stop or give them advice
All i can do is watch and assist them in loosing it
Bro where tf all my money go on lester
Buy more money
i can't even see my bal
or profile says no data even though I did some work

Hi
i didn't do anything
it let's me use work and vipwork
but I can't use bal and profile or deposit command
Did anyone saw a silent voice?
Idk..
ye
Ohk
How is it?

How is Weathering with you
it was years ago
it's a good movie . i relate to it
i haven't watched it yet but heard good things
also the animation slaps
What happened at end ?
Did you watch Suzume
not yet
bro this manga cover is hella hard ngl
can't wait to see gear 5 animated even if it is only for a few seconds
even tho it is fanmade
no probably next month we might get a look by the official animation team of one piece
although we got to take a look of gear 5 in the manga
@wind trout did it download
Yes I'm playing now
August 6 give or take
we'll get to know if it is animated in the show
What is the best business
kosatka for the cayo perico heist but probably the nightclub or agency in terms of how much money you can make over a period of time
itās aug 5
itāll be animated
oh yeah true
it could be a cut off
but thatās not the case
weāll actually see a fight @stray oak
thereās only a few moments from the end of 1069 to the g5 fight
What do u think will happen in the next episode of one piece
they find the one piece they've been searching for
No they donāt
i don't watch one piece
it takes a while to fill up but since they made adjustments by adding a land option, it's pretty worth it
Ok
true but only for a few seconds
that's enough for the fans i guess
just for confirmation
sup
Hi everyone
the next episode is filler
yeah but itās gonna be like the whole episode
Hey chat
hey
true
how was your date
yep iām excited for it
Imma explode
why
Openmheimer ticket are stating better 10-20bucks
It would be funny
Cheapest to cheapest
me too
can't wait
Same for Barbie
@wind trout howās your hitman journey going so far?
@lavish flame my g it was literally 3 53 am when u pinged me
guh
Np š @lavish flame
issue regarding skill
does it or not bro
that would be a no
it does not happen to me
granted i haven't done an apartment heist in years
only have done 1 heist in the past 3 years
how u get money then?
businesses
hey chat
hey mehmet
yo
quick question @sharp field
what
Sounds like a computer issue
It's great I completed a mission 
Yes
Currently hitting men rn
You got one and two installed?
You can
I should get that 
Start with Paris
Oh, and good luck with the final of hitman 2
You know the one right @lavish flame ?
Nah, let the man play the story first
Same, and I have almost max mastery on most too
Hokkaido max mastery is heaven btw
I bought 4tb extra
I think Iām fine
When I went into the first mission of paris I knocked out a famous model, poured drinks for the target and got shot while trying to drag a body
Ok so no sa run then?
You even know what sa means?
Silent assassin/ suit only
Nice
Man is learning the hitman terms already
I wish theyād continued the multiplayer from 2
That wouldāve been so much fun
That's what I'm playing 
š¤£šš¤£
Good luck on hitman twoās final map if josh is really gonna try that 
I wanna play hitman again not that weāre talking about it
But I know that Iāll get bored of it after 3 missions as Iāve basically beaten the game a couple of times already
Security cameras are a pain 
Just you wait until you play master mode shit
Guards can even hear footsteps
Nah I did one of the escalation missions
Oh those are fun
Did it 4 times
Final one is always shit tho
Itās 10:55
Tf are you gonna eat?
Even worse
Tf you gonna eat at 2 am
Prob cereal
Nah i like Oreo shot
Stixz?
You complaining? 
Stixz got banned 
Point limit
How tf did he do that AGAIN
wait don't we have a server boost today ?
Who knows


what do yall think of modded cars
h why
Point limit
if the colors are cool it's aight but if it's to make it like overpowered speed or sum then nah
I want one
ye some of the colors are nice asf but hard to find
u do?
Any body from India ps4?
@fast cosmos well me
Any1 watching jjk here ?
Broo if you are , watch the latest ep it's lit
a lot of em play on pc
I seen some scary video and I dam near shat myself
bro iām ngl this is the funniest youtuber i watched in a min bro
yāall gotta watch ts
You serious ?
wdym am i serious
I don't understand how you find this guy funny , I have watched his vids he looks cringe from his thumbnails anyways
You down to play fn it got some plans ? I am bored asf
It is ur choice u find this guy k interested
....
u just contradicted my whole sentence
Got no words š
I mean others might find it funny
But i don't imm be honest with ya
bro asked me to play fortnite
So......welp down to play?
yea whatās ur epic


