💬┃gorilla-chat

[pearl frigate]

thx

[edgy mango]

yes

[sly jackal]

How dare you!!!

[elder pumice]

i hope those are beans

[edgy mango]

mb furry

[sly jackal]

Asking for life in discord jail now are we

[edgy mango]

no

sorry Fatty the Fatquatch

[elder pumice]

he wants to be your discord kitten

[sly jackal]

Well Actually I think the most you ca mute for is 14 days lol

I know from experience 🤣

[elder pumice]

30 days manually

[sly jackal]

With other bots you can do it for at least 2 years lmao

[elder pumice]

or 100 years using pancake

[ionic anchor]

yo sup
aint seen you in quite a while

[sly jackal]

Perfect for stixz

[edgy mango]

by that time sassy could pull a girl

[elder pumice]

that's if grass exists by then

[sly jackal]

Nah I'll still be happily single lmao

[edgy mango]

maybe you could pull a guy

it would suit you perfectly

[sly jackal]

Maybe

[edgy mango]

Foxx is always avaliable

[ionic anchor]

[edgy mango]

You 2 are furries so it would be a perfect match

[sly jackal]

Nah he left me

He let me down by quitting mod 😭

[edgy mango]

1000 gigatonnes lost!

[sly jackal]

@lapis widget Do you still love me?

[edgy mango]

This was him as a mod

[elder pumice]

i lost so much weight that the earth reached peak temperatures

[edgy mango]

hes scared that you will fall on him during gymnastics and you will squish him so badly

[sly jackal]

@tawny galleon You still asleep ya lazy sod?

[edgy mango]

ong you were as round as earth

[sly jackal]

I do need to be carefull

1 wrong move and it would be catastrophic

[edgy mango]

True

[lapis widget]

Betray them

[sly jackal]

Would be something the world has never seen

[lapis widget]

Betray them all

[edgy mango]

If you step down with him then he will love you

[sly jackal]

I was close

[lapis widget]

Sliding in DMs to find out

[edgy mango]

🤏 close?

[sly jackal]

Yes

[elder pumice]

then why didn't you

[lapis widget]

Scared of being you

[edgy mango]

@lapis widget was 🤏 to breaking his playstation

[elder pumice]

lmao

[edgy mango]

Literally 🤏 close to breaking it

[elder pumice]

i played ape sex with my friends yesterday and i got gang banged from another squad 😢

[edgy mango]

i played ape sex with foxx yesterday and he rage quit

[elder pumice]

im just a passive aggressive dickhead

[edgy mango]

it seemed like he was 🤏 close to smashing the playstation

[lapis widget]

Yes

[edgy mango]

I had to carry him like a baby

Literally carried in my hands

[edgy mango]

You need to step up your game

i thought you were the one carrying me

[lapis widget]

Honestly I was until last night

[lavish flame]

I saw a video of fish vacuuming cocaine on the bottom of the ocean

[elder pumice]

what he carries was his playstation controller and threw it into the garbage

[edgy mango]

I was hoping you would start beating the shit out of your playstation after "your bullets werent hitting"

[edgy mango]

i thought so

[elder pumice]

i saw a video of a guy chopping his dick off we are not the same

[edgy mango]

But he just sounded extremely angry

[sly jackal]

It got sorted out

[elder pumice]

lol

[lapis widget]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-press-la-noire-gif-18717264

[sly jackal]

That's nothing lol

[edgy mango]

You should've thrown your controller, let it all out!

[lavish flame]

How do you find such thing without searching for it

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-gif-23501265

[elder pumice]

@sly jackal remember when i told you that there was a possibility of windows installation corrupting and losing my 3 tb worth of games

[lavish flame]

I remember

[elder pumice]

some guy sent it in my dms and the first frame was of spongebob

[lavish flame]

You stupid

[elder pumice]

i thought it was going to be a spongebob video :(

[edgy mango]

L

[lavish flame]

This once hapened to me but it was some terorist cutting someone s head off

[elder pumice]

i was 14 during that time and i was devastated

[elder pumice]

ik that video

[lavish flame]

I rather watch milf s

[tawny galleon]

Fucking obviously not now eh

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/wrathion-prince-wrathion-world-of-warcraft-battle-for-azeroth-visions-of-nzoth-gif-24405558

[edgy mango]

No shit

[tawny galleon]

Who is he anyway

Ik akuma but the dude who said it?

[tawny galleon]

Milfs r the best

[elder pumice]

lol

he prefers dilfs

[tawny galleon]

[sly jackal]

Honestly fuck knows

[elder pumice]

now some hetrosexual wouldn't want to watch dilfs just like a homosexual wouldn't want to watch a milf

[sly jackal]

Weyyyyy

lmk when you wanna hop on lad

[gray quarry]

#🌮┃food-flex

[sly jackal]

Just no.

[sly jackal]

Someone must want a mute

[gray quarry]

🤓

[spiral siren]

🗿

[sly jackal]

Tf is wrong with you

[spiral siren]

Everything

What

Ayo

[sly jackal]

That's something you shouldn't even fucking joke about tf

[spiral siren]

I mean you totally can

Depends how much of a snowflake you are

[sly jackal]

Nah that's way out of order that

Also breaks tos

[spiral siren]

.

If it breaks the rules then ok

[sly jackal]

Did you even see what he said before he got banned?

Some people are pure weirdos ig

Not aimed at you btw lad

[spiral siren]

I know

[lavish flame]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-inspiration-inspirational-quotes-inspirational-quotes-for2023-inspirational-quotes-about-life-gif-27540397

amyone need money?

Doing contract rn lol

/recording vids, do be a vibe

[noble lintel]

Eeeee

[lavish flame]

Sitting through a loooong unskipable cutscene is so fun lol

[mortal hedge]

e

[lavish flame]

You look blacked out

[drifting cargo]

I NEED HELP PEOPLE!, I am level 130 but lester still hasnt called me for Bounty, Bribe Cops Nor Of The Radar, anyone know a fix?

[wheat prairie]

Aren't u meant to call Lester?

[drifting cargo]

yes, butn he hasnt called for mw to unlock them

[wheat prairie]

I don't think he calls u
Pretty sure they just unlock instantly

[drifting cargo]

well i dont have the stuff

[wheat prairie]

Have u tried calling him?

[drifting cargo]

yup

[wheat prairie]

What's it saying

[drifting cargo]

pm

[wheat prairie]

Pm?

[loud kiln]

@sharp field i found those pink new trees

[latent cipher]

Bro when I put on the scuba suit it doesn't give me that exclusive mask

How do I fix it

[latent cipher]

U have to call him

[drifting cargo]

i am

hes not calling 2 tell me that i can do said things

[latent cipher]

He doesnt

[drifting cargo]

then how do i get them, bc it says wait for further contact

[elder pumice]

i have a beautiful screenshot of that biome

[bold mesa]

Helloo

[elder pumice]

I've shown this before but i become dreamybull every time i see this ss of mine

[near patrol]

[bold mesa]

Helloo??

[near patrol]

Hi

[lavish flame]

You play with shaders

[drifting cargo]

you dont?

[lavish flame]

Nah

[drifting cargo]

dude u should trust me

they make minecraft look fuckin amazing

[lavish flame]

1 reason i dont like this ubdate

[elder pumice]

yesss

[lavish flame]

They made dimonds even more expensive

With the netherite template

[elder pumice]

diamonds were already too easy to get

[lavish flame]

But they didnt add any dimond duplication glitches

[elder pumice]

like i said, you don't need to dupe diamonds

[glad berry]

Hello

[lavish flame]

But i dont want to waste my dimonds

[elder pumice]

you can easily get like 2-3 stacks of diamonds per hour late game

[lavish flame]

Im lazy i dont want mine

[elder pumice]

then it's just a you issue

[lavish flame]

I want pistons to push dimonds in my pockets

[lost schooner]

ur moms!

[lavish flame]

Said the modder

[elder pumice]

i am a hard working goddamn american 🦅🇺🇸

[elder pumice]

what's with her

[lavish flame]

Bek like BEACON

[lost schooner]

shes a lovely woman ngl

[elder pumice]

aw thanks! your mother is also a lovely woman

[lost schooner]

and im proud to be an american, where at least I know im free!! 🦅 💣 🇺🇸

[lost schooner]

why thank you sir

[lavish flame]

My dentist is Muslim bodybuilder

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wongwingchun58-gif-15614699

[elder pumice]

@lost schooner did you get your pc?

[lost schooner]

not yet

[elder pumice]

lol

[lost schooner]

should be soon though

[elder pumice]

i was extremely devastated today

[lost schooner]

because I didnt have a pc?

[lavish flame]

The arab prince cut bidens oil suply

[elder pumice]

because i lost fucking 3 tbs of my games

[lost schooner]

or not

[lavish flame]

Less freedom

[lost schooner]

bruh what 💀 how

[copper sinew]

How?

[wind trout]

Was it the windows update?

[lavish flame]

Доблфδι ξδκβκεκωφ

[elder pumice]

i upgraded to windows 11 and forgot to tick the keep the applications and files

[lavish flame]

HOW

[elder pumice]

i had backup of my important files so that's not an issue but then you can't backup 3 tb worth of games

[lost schooner]

omg... 💀 what games did you lose

[elder pumice]

it's a long list

ill have to download them again

[copper sinew]

💀

[lost schooner]

but any major ones you still played?

[elder pumice]

luckily progress is saved on steam account

[loud kiln]

I thought u meant the swatsika tree ss

[lost schooner]

true otherwise you'd probably gotten a heart attack ngl

[copper sinew]

That's what I like about the ps store ngl

[elder pumice]

dark souls (all) and brawlhalla

[elder pumice]

what

[lost schooner]

eh brawlhalla isnt fun anyways

[loud kiln]

Brawldick

[lost schooner]

if you play a game on ps and delete it your progress is still saved if you wanna reinstall, its very handy

[loud kiln]

Bek probably uses mordex

[copper sinew]

Ps store saves your game purchases, sometimes even the data, especially if it's online data.

[lost schooner]

you brawl with ur dick? that cant be very effective

[elder pumice]

and did i say steam doesn't?

lol

[wind trout]

Can be if he's packing

[loud kiln]

@elder pumice whats ur main

[lost schooner]

yeah but he isnt, its mamajjt we are talking abt remember

[copper sinew]

No. I was just relating to the save ... Chill bro .

[wind trout]

Yeah that's right

[elder pumice]

i am extremely new to it but i use scarlet because drill is extremely funny to bully my friends with

[copper sinew]

[wind trout]

[loud kiln]

Bro

Jij bent fucking mod

Ik nie

[lost schooner]

english!

i dont speak cheese

[elder pumice]

@lost schooner madarchod

[loud kiln]

Je kan de pot op

Kaaskop

[elder pumice]

@lost schooner lodu

[lost schooner]

kaas

[lost schooner]

je moederrrr

[edgy mango]

blud's using google translate

[elder pumice]

your mom is also lovely

[lost schooner]

true

[elder pumice]

i completed the sentence for you

i demand a thank you

[lost schooner]

thank you

[elder pumice]

your welcome

[edgy mango]

Sweet home alabama

[elder pumice]

lol

[wind trout]

Imagine

[elder pumice]

his link is also expired

[wind trout]

Smartest guy here

[lost schooner]

oh shit I just realised I should change my abt me

its been like this for too long

[elder pumice]

is there?

[lost schooner]

if you call a 60 hour long download list for games good things then yeah there is

[wind trout]

Clinically dumb

[elder pumice]

it would be more like 30 hours worth of download

[lavish flame]

[lost schooner]

but what should I change it to

[lavish flame]

This cat very sexy

[lost schooner]

what...

[lavish flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/517048886972645397/1129750604386934834/bdf.jpg

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/taptap-gif-22881210

[bleak scaffold]

since when did the casino podiom car change daily?

[copper sinew]

I mean.. it is a new week...

[lavish flame]

Not

[bleak scaffold]

cause on thursday it was one car
and yesterday it was somthing differant

[copper sinew]

That's odd..

[bleak scaffold]

i get that it was differant on wednesday to thursday

[marble osprey]

how do i get 20$ bitcoin fast

[bleak scaffold]

scamming a scammer

[copper sinew]

[marble osprey]

scamming innocent people probably works better

[copper sinew]

Do innocent people have Bitcoin?

[marble osprey]

some might

[copper sinew]

Might..

[edgy mango]

Convert your money into $20 worth of bitcoin

[marble osprey]

i dont have cash sitting around bruh

[copper sinew]

We have gas stations and grocery stores that advertise they have it, actually..

[bleak scaffold]

get a job maybe?

[marble osprey]

underage

[bleak scaffold]

mow the lawn get big bucks

[loud kiln]

Sell feet pics

[marble osprey]

nobody needs lawn mowing in 2023 😭

[copper sinew]

Not true

You need to ask. Canvass your area and go door to door

It sucks but it works.

One lawn might be all you need. And someone might feel bad enough to just give it to you

[marsh ocean]

10 yo me after i get $12 from 3 hours of lawnmowing (it was a successful profit!)

[copper sinew]

Lol you gotta visit the retirees they have all the time and money to waste. Dress clean ish, for the job. Act polite. It can be easy.

[sly jackal]

Another full exfill streak 👌

[bleak scaffold]

u down to play dmz?

[wind trout]

You people mow lawns?

[deep hull]

Yeah 😂

[bleak scaffold]

nah
im too lazy to do that

[deep hull]

💀

[wind trout]

Then go get a job

[bleak scaffold]

already do bozo

[wind trout]

Then get another job

[bleak scaffold]

my job gives big ol bucks

[wind trout]

Ok

[deep hull]

Me too 😁

[wind trout]

So what's another job

[bleak scaffold]

not my thing

[wind trout]

Imagine not working two jobs

[bleak scaffold]

imagine not having a job due to being underage

[sharp field]

i think my mc world corrupted

[wind trout]

I like my jobs

[elder pumice]

how

[sharp field]

nvm it didn’t

[bleak scaffold]

going to school dont count

[sharp field]

it would’ve if i was on ps4 tho

[wind trout]

Bud

I work

Two jobs

Used to be 3

But I quit one

[loud kiln]

How is school a job

[marsh ocean]

i love capitalism!

[wind trout]

Listen

Shush

Not even in school rn

[loud kiln]

Well that mf said school dont count

[copper sinew]

would nursing be a school job?

[wind trout]

Can be

[copper sinew]

I mean, if you nurse in school right?

[wind trout]

And he's right

But at the same time

I've got two jobs

[sly jackal]

@near patrol we got mad thunder, lighting and hailstone over here 👌

[bleak scaffold]

good money?

[wind trout]

Not the best but I like the work

Expecting to get a raise soon

@lost schooner 16 hours of minecraft

[edgy mango]

You have fatty thunder over you?

[copper sinew]

My power's been on and off so much I still haven't fixed the clocks.
luckily the tornado that went through a few days ago didn't seem to hit anything too serious.

[lavish flame]

Damn u 2?

[wind trout]

You people get tornadoes?

[near patrol]

Was raining here heavily then it stopped and randomly started again. Now it's sunny

[wind trout]

I've only seen one in my life

And it was tiny

[copper sinew]

rarely.. we've had two in the area in the last few years tho..
last time there was 2 or 3, we made the news worldwide.

[lost schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

correct

[wind trout]

Mfs living in tornado alley

[edgy mango]

youre a mod, you are fat not jacked

[wind trout]

Is this true @lost schooner

[lost schooner]

im a rare jacked mod cause thats how cool I am

[near patrol]

@sly jackal I jinxed it. Its windy now

[copper sinew]

like I said.. it's actually not usual where I'm at.

[lost schooner]

nah im jacked

[edgy mango]

Go back to the garbage. Where you originated from

[edgy mango]

Gta san andreas doesent count

[wind trout]

That's gotta be some racism

[mortal hedge]

how do yk one isn’t just casually throwing your max deadlift

[edgy mango]

I was being sarcastic

[mortal hedge]

as was i

[wind trout]

Nah I bet @lost schooner probably benches 550

[mortal hedge]

only one way to find out

[lost schooner]

real

[wind trout]

Xeno go lift thunder rq

[lost schooner]

bet

although

I dont think i can alone

[copper sinew]

@wind trout we've had two major tornadoes here, in the last 5 years, an area I'm sure has only seen the two in the last 30...

[lost schooner]

he weighs like tons

[wind trout]

Cmon big man

[near patrol]

He'd be dead in a second

[lost schooner]

alr bet im motivated now

[wind trout]

Crazy

[edgy mango]

With that discord mod weight

[lost schooner]

Id be so missed

[copper sinew]

I know..

[near patrol]

Definitely not

[wind trout]

Gonna see him on fox news tonight

[edgy mango]

no u wouldn't

[lost schooner]

smh who would you play gta with huh????

[lost schooner]

"raccoon does the impossible and lifts fattest being on eart"

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-fat-gif-26338017

[edgy mango]

You can lift @sly jackal ?

[wind trout]

That's wild

[wind trout]

Sasquatch for a reason

[lost schooner]

I can been hitting the gym boi

[edgy mango]

More like fatsquatch

[raw warren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1117318029085245480/1126511454955253841/image0.gif

[edgy mango]

[near patrol]

I wouldn't play at all

[edgy mango]

Steak!

[raw warren]

oh my

I'm ut

out

[wind trout]

Lol

[edgy mango]

Nah you're in

The oven, steak

[wind trout]

Bro got victimized the second he got here

[near patrol]

[copper sinew]

you cook your steak in the oven

[edgy mango]

not my fault hes a cow

[lost schooner]

right, because youd be so sad

[near patrol]

I wouldn't be

[lost schooner]

nah you would

its like 13 seconds left till the update is completeeeeee

letsgo

[stuck hazel]

What did I just come in on

[edgy mango]

Run away guys its zesh

[edgy mango]

Gorilla chat

[lost schooner]

wym, chat is tame rn

[edgy mango]

let him grow

[stuck hazel]

I just saw the word victimized and then like had zero context 😭

[sharp field]

hey chat

[copper sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-strong-angry-beats-chest-come-at-me-gif-13117892

[near patrol]

Nice. You can finally get ur ass off minecraft

[edgy mango]

no go away donkay

[sharp field]

[alpine current]

This goes incredibly hard, mind if I save?

[sharp field]

it’s my intro

[lost schooner]

my 16 hour minecraft gaming session has been broken now to start a 16 hour session of gta

[copper sinew]

nicely done

[wind trout]

You made that edit donkay?

[near patrol]

Smh

[wind trout]

Why'd it have to be fortnite smh

[edgy mango]

Imagine having an intro

[near patrol]

Shut it

[stuck hazel]

What is the best pringles flavor

[wind trout]

None

[edgy mango]

or what

[wind trout]

They suck ass

[lost schooner]

and you will bejoining me

[near patrol]

Or I'll do it for u

[lost schooner]

spicy cheese or spicy nacho I think its called

[copper sinew]

you mean different intro for each game?

[edgy mango]

Its zesh, id run away

[near patrol]

Once my brother stops play OW2

[stuck hazel]

Honestly the spicy chips are so overdone now

[wind trout]

[lost schooner]

true zesh is kinda crazy

[stuck hazel]

Doritos literally made spicy cool ranch

[copper sinew]

I like the idea tho

[near patrol]

I am

[edgy mango]

You shoot and run folks ive seen it done a million times now, come on! - Lester 2018

[lost schooner]

yeah it issadly

[sharp field]

to be funnier

[wind trout]

Spicy cool ranch?

That makes no sense

[edgy mango]

Maybe in the face

[lost schooner]

exactly

[stuck hazel]

Mhm, its stupid

[near patrol]

maybe

[stuck hazel]

And they taste like shit

[wind trout]

Fair

[stuck hazel]

They rubbed some peppers in dirt then put it on a cool ranch dorito

[edgy mango]

Thats why everyone is terrified of you

[lost schooner]

im online rn but do have work in abt an hour and 15 min so havent got that much time

[edgy mango]

[edgy mango]

Get back jojo

[wind trout]

Imagine working at 10:30

[spiral siren]

100 pushups in 7 minutes lesgooo

[lost schooner]

who tf works at 10:30

[wind trout]

You apparently

Unless you're an aussie

[edgy mango]

Timezones

[wind trout]

Are you aussie

[edgy mango]

Silly goose

[lost schooner]

nah I start at 5 and then work till abt 8:30 today

[stuck hazel]

Bro is starting his 9-5 an hour and a half late

[spiral siren]

All these Auzziez man

[wind trout]

Mf def an aussie

[lost schooner]

I do a 5-9 and not a 9-5

[edgy mango]

😭

[stuck hazel]

Epic style

[spiral siren]

Wow a 5-9 is so much xtra work

[stuck hazel]

I haven't been able to work for 3 weeks

[spiral siren]

Why

[lost schooner]

tbh work is not bad when theres no school

[wind trout]

Imagine not working 8 hours @lost schooner

[lost schooner]

gives me smth to do

[stuck hazel]

I was hit by a truck on my way back from work

And like completely fucked my whole right side

[lost schooner]

smd

[spiral siren]

Imagine not working 8 hours @lost schooner

[lost schooner]

smd

[spiral siren]

Holy shit

I hope you'll be back to normal man

[wind trout]

@edgy mango would take you up on that

[tired mantle]

Baguette

[wind trout]

Wait isn't stixz underage

[wind trout]

?

[spiral siren]

Usually people get hit by fucking trucks and up like spaghetti

[stuck hazel]

I'm getting there slowly but surely, kinda having to recover from a compound fracture in my femur, and a whole slew of other shit

[potent owl]

What’s the cool-down for solo cayo?

[tired mantle]

Baguette

[wind trout]

Many people survive collisions

[stuck hazel]

Did I mention I was on one bicycle

[spiral siren]

And so many survive a collision with a TRUCK

[copper sinew]

I just watched my cat catch a fly with her mouth and release it three times... damn thing still lives..

[wind trout]

It's happened

[spiral siren]

Idc what you're driving unless it's like a raptor you're soup

[wind trout]

Depends on a number of factors

[edgy mango]

Im 14

[lost schooner]

well its good you survived, couldve been alot worse probably

at least ur still here

[edgy mango]

I think racoon is like 24 or smth

[stuck hazel]

The truck was going 45 mph, I was on a bike, it was a sideswipe to the right side launching me about 10ft

[wind trout]

Probably made the collision slightly less worse

[lost schooner]

uhm... maybe

[stuck hazel]

That makes it worse. I get no air bags, just the concrete and air time

[wind trout]

I remember getting side swiped by a car on a bike

Fucking destroyed it

[edgy mango]

are you. Idrk since we arent friends

[stuck hazel]

Yeah, I was hit hard enough to snap my bike frame and my femur

[mossy pecan]

Anyone wanna play warzone2 DMZ?

[wind trout]

If you were just walking you'd probably be dead

[stuck hazel]

And it is NOT easy to break a femur

[lost schooner]

wym, ur my bff

[stuck hazel]

This should have killed me, id explain why but like idk how this server feels about the description of gore

[wind trout]

I imagine you'll be fine

[copper sinew]

[edgy mango]

we are?

[copper sinew]

You're built different??

[wind trout]

Also depending on the situation you can sue the driver

[stuck hazel]

||when my femur fractured it came out of my leg||

[stuck hazel]

Oh I'm getting pain and suffering no matter what

[wind trout]

Sounds about right

But trust me

[lost schooner]

ur build diff 💪 but btw couldnt you get a big paycheck from the truck company?

[wind trout]

It would've been a lot worse if you were waking

Walking

[stuck hazel]

2 weeks in hospital and rehab, 2 surgeries, and weeks of lost income and physical therapy

[stuck hazel]

That would only be if like it was a technical error with the truck

[lost schooner]

yes, youve replaced @near patrol

[near patrol]

Great

[stuck hazel]

Rn i go after the driver because they were probably on their phone

[wind trout]

That's a pretty big lawsuit

[edgy mango]

Indeed

[near patrol]

Rude

[copper sinew]

that's absolutely fair.

[lost schooner]

yeah but in legal cases thats usually part of the resposibilities of the company

[lost schooner]

dw I still love you

[sharp field]

well

[stuck hazel]

The truck works perfectly fine, the operator was at fault

[sharp field]

it is what it is

[copper sinew]

keep track of all your time loss eh.

[stuck hazel]

Because its pretty hard to miss a 6'0 teen

[stuck hazel]

Oh I have been.

These people will be paying

[near patrol]

Right

[lost schooner]

yeah but a company is legally responsible for their employees, if they do something wrong that mistake comes with the company who can then fire and file another lawsuit against the employee but thats not smth you could do

[stuck hazel]

Oh no its wasn't commercial gang

[wind trout]

This is exactly like the dominoes lawsuit

[stuck hazel]

If it was commercial my ass would be like the guy with glass bones from spongebob

Imma play it up at that point

[edgy mango]

Are u on drugs

[wind trout]

Drivers were pressured to drive unsafe so the pizza wouldn't be fre

Free

[stuck hazel]

Bro 😭

Just let them get da damn pizza free

[wind trout]

Management didn't want that

[stuck hazel]

A big company like that won't make a promo like that if their profits can't back it up

[sonic spindle]

Pizza is good shit

[stuck hazel]

Real I want some now

[wind trout]

Not until a few casualties resulted from it

[copper sinew]

when an employee is working the employer is responsible.
It is what it is

[stuck hazel]

Honestly

I just hate people who do shit like operate a vehicle distracted

[wind trout]

Bro you should see my mom

She's looking down and up at her phone fucking constantly

[lost schooner]

hmmmmmmmmm no

[drifting cargo]

dudes, ima try start a massive penthouse party pm if u wanna join

[copper sinew]

🤣 the age old cyclist v motorist

[stuck hazel]

Throw that shit out a window

[lost schooner]

[stuck hazel]

Just like rid her of it. She isn't responsible enough for easy communication

[near patrol]

Are u jealous

[wind trout]

Thing is it's an online gambling app

[edgy mango]

jealous of you?

Never

[stuck hazel]

See breaking 2 addictions. Its gonna work out maybe

[near patrol]

I smell cap

[edgy mango]

I smell ugliness when im near you

[stuck hazel]

She used her 100 free spins so now its time to put the phone up

[sonic spindle]

mid mod moment

[wind trout]

She's wrecked like 2 or 3 cars

[jagged wraith]

@lost schooner

[stuck hazel]

I'm sorry what

2 or 3.

[jagged wraith]

Wow

[stuck hazel]

I'm gonna explode her car engine with my mind

[near patrol]

Right

[wind trout]

My mom isn't the best driver

[stuck hazel]

Do you have anyone else who drives?

[wind trout]

My dad is an amazing driver on the other hand

Could drive with his kness

Knees

[stuck hazel]

Do you have 2 cars?

[wind trout]

I don't

[stuck hazel]

Your parents

[jagged wraith]

Sad

[wind trout]

My mom has one

My dad has two

[stuck hazel]

Okay

[night linden]

wha

[stuck hazel]

So for everyone's safety

Put sugar in her gas tank

[wind trout]

He's got a truck and a mustang

[lost schooner]

??

[wind trout]

I ain't screwing with her car she'd kill me

[stuck hazel]

Try not to own a Ford challenge (impossible)

[jagged wraith]

u hate me

[wind trout]

Thing is my dad doesn't let my mom drive either of his cars at all

[stuck hazel]

Good

[edgy mango]

@lost schooner yk how we will rock you is extremely easy to do on drums?

[wind trout]

Then again his mustang is fucking awesome so I'd see the point

[stuck hazel]

Give her a ford and that thing will explode

[jagged wraith]

How much he spend on it 💀

[stuck hazel]

2 dollar

[wind trout]

Like 13 grand for the car

[final breach]

HELLO ALL

[jagged wraith]

Wth

[wind trout]

Not including modifications and decal

[final breach]

GREETINGS

[stuck hazel]

Hello

[wind trout]

I told you the car is awesome

[jagged wraith]

Damn he loves that car

[wind trout]

I'd have to get a pic of it

[stuck hazel]

Bro must send pics

[wind trout]

It's this deep blue with skull decal

[stuck hazel]

Also why do I feel he put in a hellcat engine

[final breach]

(of the car, not just your penis)

[wind trout]

V8 I'm pretty sure

[stuck hazel]

I can't remember what engine the mustang has

But he better have changed it

Give that street princess some power

[wind trout]

Trust me he's put in a lot of modifications

Few illegal ones too

[stuck hazel]

Drats

[stuck hazel]

Don't admit that on the internet

[final breach]

I'm waiting

[jagged wraith]

Oh god 💀

[stuck hazel]

Bros dad is locked up now

The internet now knows his dad has committed crimes

[wind trout]

What's gonna happen

[stuck hazel]

Depending on the mods he could be fined and or serve time

[wind trout]

Damn

That's crazy

[stuck hazel]

Possible license suspension too im pretty sure

Because unsafe driver

[wind trout]

Unsafe?

[stuck hazel]

Yeah

[lost schooner]

yeah, why

[stuck hazel]

Illegal mods are illegal for a reason

[wind trout]

Dude's been driving for his whole life

[lost schooner]

nah ur cool

[wind trout]

And he's my stepdad as well

[edgy mango]

I got a pretty cool story for this one

[stuck hazel]

Bro us his stepdad

[jagged wraith]

[lost schooner]

lets hear it

[wind trout]

Never met my actual dad

[lost schooner]

[stuck hazel]

Oh-

[edgy mango]

so me and my mate were playing it in the music room. Bell went but we decided to play for his music class, when the teacher came in we started to play and let us play the whole song before telling me off. After we finished the teacher said "Very good but go to the office" 💀

[jagged wraith]

[sharp field]

hey guys

[lost schooner]

lmao

[wind trout]

I mean I didn't know anything about him, left when I was like 2 months

[lost schooner]

imma remember that line

[wind trout]

I didn't even know his name until a few weeks ago

[lethal bison]

Lmaoooo

[jagged wraith]

Mine was a bitch

[lost schooner]

tbf you dont need ppl like that in ur life anyhow so ur better off

[wind trout]

Same lol

[lethal bison]

Mb reacted to the wrong msg

[edgy mango]

i told the principal about what happened and he didnt even care lol

[wind trout]

[jagged wraith]

just don't think about him

[sharp field]

real

[lethal bison]

My phone's glitchy

[wind trout]

Didn't even know the guy

[edgy mango]

donkay pls go

[glossy trellis]

Heyy how can i send car submission

[wind trout]

Literally has no effect on me

[edgy mango]

I think theyre done

[lost schooner]

bro when I was like 14 a teacher got mad asf cause I had taken some lighter to school and we was gonna make a fire out in the wood nearby and she send me to the principal but he literally just said "eh, boys will be boys" and let me off with a pat on the shoulder

[sharp field]

i think i will to

got things to do

[jagged wraith]

Good

[lethal bison]

Thx

[sharp field]

[acoustic barn]

@lost schooner

[edgy mango]

W principal

[lost schooner]

LETSGOOOO

[sharp field]

bro

[lost schooner]

W role

[edgy mango]

LOL

[sharp field]

he actually has that role

who made rhay?

[edgy mango]

it happened

[sharp field]

that*

[wind trout]

Best role here

[acoustic barn]

worth every dollar

[lost schooner]

hands down the best role in the server

[jagged wraith]

Ew why is all the roles becoming purple

[lethal bison]

[lost schooner]

true

[sharp field]

oh he bought it

[wind trout]

Why tf is it the same color as gorilla lover

[sharp field]

lmao

[jagged wraith]

Ohh

[lost schooner]

bubba has officially become the coolest person in the server

[sharp field]

ask for a color change

[acoustic barn]

I asked for it

[sharp field]

nah i’m still here

[edgy mango]

Why did u waste money on the paetron

[sharp field]

stix

why are you such a negative sissy

[wind trout]

Brooo he got tier 3

W mans

[jagged wraith]

Community terrorizer? 🤨🤨

[sharp field]

bye chat

[lost schooner]

even with you here, he is cooler

[sharp field]

L

[wind trout]

Sounds about right

[sharp field]

you’re blocked lil bro

[jagged wraith]

Bye donkay

[edgy mango]

this was how it happened

[lost schooner]

ill find your house lil man

[lethal bison]

Ur name has a pickaxe in front of it are u a miner?

[acoustic barn]

Because it's for the lulz

[lost schooner]

a legendary origin story

[edgy mango]

an idle miner yes

[wind trout]

If you buy it again do you get another custom role?

Or is that a one time thing?

[lethal bison]

I love miners

[acoustic barn]

Pretty sure it's just one time

[wind trout]

Sad

[mortal hedge]

we found the popular minecraft youtuber

[edgy mango]

Imagine someone got a custom role and made it look like theyre admin or smth lol

[wind trout]

They can't do that

[lost schooner]

cant lel

[elder pumice]

not yet.

[lost schooner]

you cant make it look like mod, senior, admin or ch

although im sure if you donate enough you can

[wind trout]

Nobody get the orange

[wind trout]

I doubt that

[edgy mango]

What 10k/hour

[lost schooner]

fun fact, we almost made the ch pink and mods orange but we decided not to change u guys role

[acoustic barn]

I'm sure if I gave the patreon 5k I'll be able to get whatever I want

[wind trout]

Thank god you never went through with it

[lost schooner]

yeah exactly

[wind trout]

Would've retired the day I got it

[lost schooner]

lmao

[jagged wraith]

[elder pumice]

honestly the patreon does not have anything actually worth your money (like you can't get anything of value from it unlike some servers which can help you learn skills like maybe coding)

[lost schooner]

who is suppost to learn them to code

let me tell you you dont want coding lessons from me

[swift umbra]

You

[lost schooner]

"so uhm you start with right clicking and then "inspect" and boom you can code, thats it folks have a good one" \

[elder pumice]

im saying that nobody will want to spend money unless either they are stupid rich or they are interested in the services that the patreon provide

[wind trout]

He did for the funny

[elder pumice]

yes

[lost schooner]

they get a custom role though

and im sure extra perms and dj too

[elder pumice]

but a discord role is not something everyone wants

[edgy mango]

I didnt even realise the $1.6k patreon tier was actually real

[swift umbra]

I’d certainly not want to spend money on a discord role

[edgy mango]

i thought it was an inspect element

[elder pumice]

why would you want to spend $5 on a discord role while they can just support someone else and potentially get more things

[upper fractal]

El Raccoon is AFK: suck it noobs - a minute ago

[marsh ocean]

it doesn't even support TGG as well

[elder pumice]

yeah

[swift umbra]

Or already have all the things the $5 patreon gives apart from the ?afk command and a role?

[elder pumice]

it supports a discord server

[elder pumice]

and if someone really cares about the server, they would've got every perm except custom roles for free though talking

[wind trout]

Hey that's us

[swift umbra]

Like me, I got my extra perms and dj from an event and ch from talking, no need for me to spend money

[elder pumice]

but do you have access to ?afk jajajaja

[wind trout]

Shut

[elder pumice]

yeah

[swift umbra]

Not yet…

[wind trout]

Level 70 is 12 levels away

[elder pumice]

patreon system is kinda faulty

?afk imagine no afk

[upper fractal]

@elder pumice I set your AFK: imagine no afk

[swift umbra]

Im level 57 rn

[edgy mango]

bek at least he knows what grass is

[wind trout]

Did bek change his own name

[elder pumice]

i did touch grass after 3 years

[near patrol]

Ffa

[elder pumice]

woah tiktok 18+

[swift umbra]

Bek wtf is the “molested” role??

[edgy mango]

Role for lester

[elder pumice]

i got molested :(

[edgy mango]

if u prestige 2-3x

[swift umbra]

Poor you

[wind trout]

You've never wanted the molester role before?

[swift umbra]

Nah

[wind trout]

I wonder if anyone actually has that besides emoji

[graceful stone]

Hello

I'm new

[swift umbra]

Idle miner was 25 prestige for mastery right?

[swift umbra]

Welcome!

[wind trout]

No it's 100

[elder pumice]

i have it

[hardy shale]

Hello

[wind trout]

Makes sense you've probably been grinding the longest

[lavish flame]

Fair

[swift umbra]

You’re joking?

[elder pumice]

no i just got it because im also helping in development

[wind trout]

Nope, 100 for idle immortal

[graceful stone]

Anyone on Xbox

[swift umbra]

Where can you see it again?

[elder pumice]

100 is for idle immortal

[upper fractal]

Hey @graceful stone, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[wind trout]

Really? Didn't know you were helping development

[elder pumice]

3 is for idle master

[wind trout]

Thought you were just a beta tester

[swift umbra]

Im at 12 rn

[wind trout]

#📃server-info

Bek I remember seeing you grind it when it was in beta

[swift umbra]

Only says the roles, not the amount of rebirths needed

[near patrol]

Pins in #🕹┃dank-miner I think

[wind trout]

Is fun bot info still a thing?

It is in pins

[swift umbra]

Ah ok I need 15 for bot master

Thanks

[near patrol]

Damn

Gl

[deft kindle]

@gentle oasis

[swift umbra]

Im at 12

Almost there

[graceful stone]

I want to do a heist but can't find anyone

[wind trout]

@swift umbra get pancake god rn

[upper fractal]

Hey @graceful stone, These are the Xbox LFG channels.
#🎮〢cayo-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢casino-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢doomsday-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢apartment-heist-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢businesses-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢other-lfg-xbox
#🎮〢expanded-n-enhanced-lfg-xbox

[wind trout]

I remember when I had gorilla royalty

Best luck streak I've ever had

[loud kiln]

@acoustic barn Whats that role

[acoustic barn]

Community Terrorizer

[loud kiln]

Well yh

How u get it

[hollow kindle]

hello

[acoustic barn]

Money

[loud kiln]

Custom?

Same

[lost schooner]

its a custom role yeah

[loud kiln]

How much is it

[lost schooner]

patreon tier 3

[loud kiln]

How much is it

[lost schooner]

im not sure check patreon

[loud kiln]

Ur mod

Supposed to know stuff like that

[lost schooner]

hi dutch hru today

[lost schooner]

shut yo bitchass

[loud kiln]

Sounds like a bad mod dr

[lost schooner]

at least im still mod

[jagged wraith]

@loud kiln mc later?

[lost schooner]

what server yall play on

[jagged wraith]

Bedrock

Who

[sly jackal]

@loud kiln £8.50 pcm

Or you could choose the £800 a month plan

[jagged wraith]

I actually don't

You, Mamajjt, Capit, Nox are the main 4 lol

[lost schooner]

thats pretty noob if you ask me

[lost schooner]

ew

[jagged wraith]

I don't have a pc

[lost schooner]

neither do I

[rustic root]

[swift umbra]

So no tgg server?

For Java?

[elder pumice]

lol

[loud kiln]

When?

Im playing 3v3 knifes only rn

[elder pumice]

is it a realm or just a simple world join lol

[loud kiln]

World

[elder pumice]

ah

[lost schooner]

ive got a laptop so yes server for tgg

I needa find ppl that are interested though, rn I have you me and bek if we get a couple more we can easily start up the server and go wild

[jagged wraith]

Idm 💀

[swift umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/crowd-cheering-crowd-hype-cheer-cheer-meme-gif-22195506

You have me as well

[elder pumice]

also for some reason my pc performance increased dramatically when switching to win 11 @full violet

[loud kiln]

Imma play one more knife game

[jagged wraith]

[loud kiln]

Maybe more

[near pecan]

guys

i got a temu

free 3 gifts thing

[lost schooner]

I like smp's but cant find any good ones so itll probably be a survival with raiding allowed typa deal

[near pecan]

im so desperate rn

its not even funny

[jagged wraith]

Alr play more cause im tired and needa wake up

[near pecan]

pleade

help

bro

ik

[jagged wraith]

Ill download temu

[near pecan]

its dumb 😭

[near pecan]

really?

au?

[jagged wraith]

Yeah

[loud kiln]

Drop nuke when?

[jagged wraith]

Fuck no im not downloading that shit

[near pecan]

alr dms

[swift umbra]

Good idea

[near pecan]

allow me 😭

[loud kiln]

Died at 27 twice and game ended at 27 once too

[jagged wraith]

If i didn't drop 26 kills and died to a camper

my next game after that was a 29 and died to a camper 💀

[loud kiln]

Easy tripple with knifes

[jagged wraith]

Lol

[loud kiln]

Broke mans camera angle w slide cancel

[jagged wraith]

💀

[west pebble]

Hi

[loud kiln]

I died

Wasnt paying attention

[jagged wraith]

W

[loud kiln]

They rushed

[west pebble]

Hello everyone

[jagged wraith]

Btw a good weapon is the Marshal's

[loud kiln]

Lol

My m8 is afk

Ffs

[jagged wraith]

Rip

[loud kiln]

Easy 1v3

[elder pumice]

@loud kiln which car should i buy in gta

[loud kiln]

Easy 1v3 again

@elder pumice i dont play gta

[elder pumice]

you used to

[west pebble]

@elder pumice what cars are available?

[elder pumice]

what

[loud kiln]

Lol 3kd knife running

[acoustic barn]

I have 14 Million dollars of GTA money in GTA online what should I buy

[loud kiln]

Uy deez

Buy

[elder pumice]

faggio

[loud kiln]

I fucked up

[acoustic barn]

I already have 80

[elder pumice]

you can never have enough

[placid steppe]

Hey

[shell kayak]

what do you currently own

[marsh ocean]

Sell them for profits since they are off the market now!!

[loud kiln]

Onfg

[shell kayak]

business wise

[placid steppe]

What is best path in career builder

[acoustic barn]

80 faggios, kuruma, office, arcade and a Kosatka

[acoustic barn]

Gun runner

[shell kayak]

agency

[placid steppe]

Alr

[acoustic barn]

thank you

[vapid depot]

Hey

[shell kayak]

watch tggs video on rags to riches

although you arnt poor

[placid steppe]

Is there one for ps5

[shell kayak]

he does it on ps5

it’s actually amazing

[shell jackal]

why do you own 80 faggios ? @acoustic barn

[shell kayak]

1 hour and 14 mins long but it combines 5 videos into 1

[placid steppe]

Like career builder start i mean

[raw warren]

what does "U really so take" mean

[shell kayak]

gun runner is best i think

actually there is an mc one

i would use that

[placid steppe]

Alr thats what alot of ppl tell me

The best one ia chumash right

[shell kayak]

think so

[mortal hedge]

yes

[acoustic barn]

Because I wanted to buy as many as possible before they removed it

[placid steppe]

I think ima grab thw armored kuruma

[elder pumice]

the ocelot virtue is nutty with the acceleration

[placid steppe]

Since its fast and useful

[shell kayak]

i wish HSW was on pc

[acoustic barn]

My favourite vehicle in the entire game

most versatile

[acoustic barn]

It's unrivalled in the city

[swift umbra]

Hsw cars

[edgy mango]

u shouldve joined me and buzzard in fortnite smh

[acoustic barn]

no I shouldn't have

I was in a party with friends already anyway

[cunning void]

@acoustic barn Hey Terrorizor

[edgy mango]

oh right

[acoustic barn]

If I was free I would've

[edgy mango]

@serene thicket hurry up and type your damn essay

[shell kayak]

is tgg english or australian?

[acoustic barn]

Me whenever I leave chat

[acoustic barn]

Aussie

[edgy mango]

more like major

[main anchor]

Hello please need help in something

I have 2step verification on my ps4 but iam signing in putting my password waiting to get text messages about codes